Most people eat breakfast, do yoga, or have some coffee every morning before they start their day. Katie faithfully stares into the void until it looks away.
Katie's mind: I am a fortress of iron will, I shall not succumb to my desires. My body is mine and it may not laugh if I don't will it so. Katie's mouth: ~~boop a dee scoop dee dee spoop a bee boop~~ Katie's mind: All is under my control.
To me she's supremely unfunny. I understand she's good at not breaking, but I've also never laughed at one of her bits. She just deadpans everything in a monotone, which isn't funny.
it's not even fair for katie and grant to be against each other anymore, she's always been good at staying straight, and grant, well... we all know grant can't stay straight.
@@NovaBlueNova Think of your anemic mother crying over her 3 sons skeletons being cleaned off by a serial killer. That should keep you from smiling or laughing; just do that every episode.
Everyone's convinced Katie has no soul. She definitely has a soul. It's just that every time they do these segments, she locks it in a box and tells it that if it makes a sound, it'll lose gruel privileges for a week.
i don’t think Katie is humourless because she’s cracked before and in random clips from unscripted stuff she laughs a lot she just seems to have this uncanny ability to turn off emotion it’s wild
Katie: “I must not laugh. Laughter is the mind-killer. Laughter is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the humor. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the humor has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”
Katie, Amy, and Grant make this show. Every episode with either of them are so much funnier than all the others. Lily is also similar to Katie, but lily slipped in the grant o’ brian episode
Even though "some raccoons" might be a trash term to signify a collection of raccoons, Ray made it his business to kiss A. Scatman with his wittle wips after he was enamored with her enticing scat performance.
All of these are fantastic : A brace of raccoons A gaze of raccoons A mask of raccoons A nursery of raccoons A nursery of coati A smack of raccoons A troop of raccoons
Looks like you guys are releasing all the Dropout-exclusive S1 clips to the rest of TH-cam; I knew that Katie scat sounded way too familiar. Not that I mind, we need more deadpan Katie in our lives, right before she murders us in our sleep.
i'm in disbelief katie was able to see the prompt to scat for the first time and not break while everyone else lost their shit around her, 10/10 performance
I’ve watched a lot of this in a row. And i dont know why but i found Katie’s dead pan face so beautiful, like she is gorgeous (and really funny and a master on this game)
You shouldn't fear Katie for not laughing. It is when she breaks you should be terrified. That spells something horrific/apocalyptic is about to happen.
Everyones talking about how Katie never laughs as per usual but this was legitimately one of the funniest ones ive seen in a min of these. props to the writer
I want to see one where they specifically go after Katie so that she can laugh at least once, idc if the worlds explodes if that happens just let it happen
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You know Brennan’s struggling not to laugh when his eyes go completely dead
I haven't seen any other episode yet besides this one, and I can totally believe that.
The only thing better is when he's straight up wheezing out his words
@@freeflyingwolf
Yeah, the one where they just wailed on Grant the whole time and he wheezed in mid-speech killed me.
@@Mr_Original *GRANT CAUGHT SHIPHILLIS IN JANUARY*
@@jessdoesvids That wheeze lives in my head rent free.
Most people eat breakfast, do yoga, or have some coffee every morning before they start their day.
Katie faithfully stares into the void until it looks away.
I LOVE THIS.
Your comment brings Lord Vinhiteiro to mind...they should collaborate for a staring contest.
Best comment. 🤘🏿
I have just seen like 6 of these with Katie in them - and I don't think I've seen her even lose 1 point yet.
And some of the others were at like -50
@@KevinCrouch0 Been binging these like crazy and I have only seen her lose 1 point 1 time. She's god-level at this shit.
Katie's mind: I am a fortress of iron will, I shall not succumb to my desires. My body is mine and it may not laugh if I don't will it so.
Katie's mouth: ~~boop a dee scoop dee dee spoop a bee boop~~
Katie's mind: All is under my control.
this is the best comment I've every seen on TH-cam...thank you...
I must not laugh. Laughter is the mind killer.
katie is secretly a Bene Geeserit
Her secret is copious cocaine.
jess ross knew what she was doing setting up a bit like that for katie
We could’ve cured hangovers by now if everytime Katie laughed they took a shot
Perpetual drunkness means no hangover
Death is in fact a cure
@@AxxLAfriku sounds cool
HAHAHAHA
Take a shot every tie Grant laughs, you end up in intensive care. Take a shot whenever Katie laughs, you'll have a boring night of sobriety.
Katie's not only amazing at not breaking, but she's hilarious as well.
True she has always been hilarious alltho i still prefer brennan as he is excellent writer with all those CEO skits.
To me she's supremely unfunny. I understand she's good at not breaking, but I've also never laughed at one of her bits. She just deadpans everything in a monotone, which isn't funny.
@@Mystprism yeah I think she can be funny but it's actually harder cause it's the same joke really each time
Katie plays to win
Good at not breaking but not funny
I can't believe Katie sang all this without breaking.
"Lift yourself"
- by Kanye West
It's all the coke she does
it's not even fair for katie and grant to be against each other anymore, she's always been good at staying straight, and grant, well... we all know grant can't stay straight.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*ded* nailed it. well said, and i agree.
Haha . Because grant is gay. I get it
he did so well in the very first one. then just went downhill from there
Yeah~
If Katie laughs once she should lose, she's too psycho and emotionless for this gig from all that coke
agreed
That's what i said lol,she's cheating she already crazy
I'm convinced she has no soul.
I think I saw her break once in one of these episodes but even then it was just a smile. I don't get how she does this.
@@NovaBlueNova Think of your anemic mother crying over her 3 sons skeletons being cleaned off by a serial killer.
That should keep you from smiling or laughing; just do that every episode.
Everyone's convinced Katie has no soul. She definitely has a soul. It's just that every time they do these segments, she locks it in a box and tells it that if it makes a sound, it'll lose gruel privileges for a week.
You don't scat like that without soul.
You will never guess Katie's phylactery
They could have had one of the "best" scores, but scatman pushed everyone else over a cliff. ;)
Grant still has the bravery to come back after true facts about Grant. Respect.
Tao: *laughter*
Brennan: *laughter*
Grant: *big laughter*
Katie: The day you see me laugh is the day you all die..............................
What a glorious day that will be!
She laughed once
@@jcrazedtheshepard9314 I guess we dead
@@jcrazedtheshepard9314 when
i don’t think Katie is humourless because she’s cracked before and in random clips from unscripted stuff she laughs a lot she just seems to have this uncanny ability to turn off emotion it’s wild
Katie is definitely the mvp of NLN. I wonder if Brennan is frustrated that he can’t beat her, or just do damn impressed that he doesn’t care.
If only Americans being attracted to their sexy cars was a joke...
Katie saying "I'll never be tamed" is the truest thing in the whole world.
I want a friendship like Peaches and Hal have. So supportive of one another even with such different interests.
😔✊
True, it's a beautiful thing.
Riding a Nissan: 😐
Riding a Nii-san: 👁👄👁
Yes!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHHAHAHA
Katie is the QUEEN of deadpan humor. She's like a brick wall; never yielding but can deliver it out in unexpected ways.
Somewhere under that cold, dead, then undead, the redead exterior, Katie's got an actually smooth singing voice! 😂
Brenna's face at 3:03 is his equivalent of Amy's holding back face.
The only difference is that it's actually working.
HE TRIED HER TECHNIQUE AND IT WORKED FOR HIM HAHHAHAA
He looks like that one filter I'm crying
@@jadeyu7197 I love that this show has it’s own lore, sort of XD
Amy's holding back face nearly broke me
Katie: “I must not laugh. Laughter is the mind-killer. Laughter is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the humor. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the humor has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”
Brennan disciplining his own face to make it through Tao's perfect delivery of that list of sexy cars
ah it’s been a while since I’ve seen college humor. The nostalgia.
IKR it's been while it came just in the recom
Same here
Haha same idk why i got recommended haha
I still love kate .she is crazy haha .im not surprised she doesn't laugh ,she broken haha
Nostalgia? Nostalgic collegehumor was Sarah, Dan, Jake, Pat, Streeter and the rest. Sad to see what happened to CH with these unfunny clowns.
@@Palidor Brennan is not unfunny. Best sketches they have ever done are the CEO sketches that are all Brennan. Give the man the due respect.
I’ve never heard a more serious scatting before
In disbelief that Katie can keep a straight face during her scatting. Ik she's a legend but still that is GODLY
They really need to put Amy Vorpal up against Katie, I bet she cracks then
Give us Amy, Grant, Katie, and singing Brennan. That episode will be 🔥.
If Amy's involved, Katie will need to do The Face™ to stop from laughing 😂
Y E S
@@IceMetalPunk NOT THE FACE ROFLMAOWTIME
Once again Katie continues to be unbreakable
I need to know what dark place Katie goes to to stop herself from laughing
She just imagines a world without cocaine.
Grant owes only his soul to the Demon who made him a Warlock.
Everyone else: Feels
Katie: Emotions are an unnecessary weakness
Grant: “I don’t owe anything to anyone”
College: *break tone*
Katie is made of stone. I am deeply impressed by her.
Katie, Amy, and Grant make this show. Every episode with either of them are so much funnier than all the others. Lily is also similar to Katie, but lily slipped in the grant o’ brian episode
Does anyone else find it weirdly soothing to hear Katie doing scat?
Grant: I dont owe anything to anyone.
Me: Hmm... I guess he paid of his student loans
This is the ultimate cast for this show episode
Nobody:
Katie: As cold has Antarctica
The exhaust has more than 1 purpose
doont stuk your bununu up yur exhoost poop.
"But I exhaust from there!" "Not right now you don't."
Wow, what a YTMND throwback
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🎈
scoopity boop
I think Katie took the "scat" a little bit too literally, with all the pooper scooper references in her song.
the correct answer to why are you doing it sexy should have been "i was thinking about cars"
Me: "I'll try not to laugh, see how long I can last."
*"I'm peaches, bitch"*
I didn't last very long
0:58 It seems like Brennan got a point off for cursing here
Even though "some raccoons" might be a trash term to signify a collection of raccoons, Ray made it his business to kiss A. Scatman with his wittle wips after he was enamored with her enticing scat performance.
Those are words that you put next to each other, in that order. *sigh*
All of these are fantastic :
A brace of raccoons
A gaze of raccoons
A mask of raccoons
A nursery of raccoons
A nursery of coati
A smack of raccoons
A troop of raccoons
I feel like if Katie ever breaks, it's not gonna be some light chuckle or a snigger. She's gonna fully break down into tears
Say there Caldwell, why do you snigger?
I feel like Katie breaking is one of the Signs of the Apocalypse.
That’s was a surprisingly good effort by Grant. He still lost but his segment he didn’t break once
Katie's unbreakable wall is just amazing
"And im Peaches Bitch!"
perfect
Katie straight-up inventing ASMR scat
Fun drinking game: every time Katie laughs, take a shot.
Stay sober, people.
Alternative title: Katie being an emotionless stone wall and Grant absolutely losing it
Looks like you guys are releasing all the Dropout-exclusive S1 clips to the rest of TH-cam; I knew that Katie scat sounded way too familiar.
Not that I mind, we need more deadpan Katie in our lives, right before she murders us in our sleep.
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!
Catie is a freaking beast. She NEVER loses. My idol
Katie's name is on the screen the whole video. How did you misspell it?!
@@bwill325 lol can I blame it on autocorrect? If not I’m just an idiot. My apologies to kaytee! 😉
@@ystebadvonschlegel3295 lol
i'm in disbelief katie was able to see the prompt to scat for the first time and not break while everyone else lost their shit around her, 10/10 performance
They're all lucky Katie didn't poo herself when she was told to scat.
Katie is always so Stoic
That scat deserves it's own award.
It deserves a cat-ward 😏 okay, I’ll walk out the door now lol
I’ve watched a lot of this in a row. And i dont know why but i found Katie’s dead pan face so beautiful, like she is gorgeous (and really funny and a master on this game)
“OH- We’ve just received breaking news!!! …BUT FIRST, who’s your favourite spice girl?”
Katie always wins these - she's unbreakable!
Katie laughs when her hair is down, therefore her tactic is to tie it too tight on her head so the pain keeps her from laughing!!!!
The weather gave me flashbacks to Welcome to Nightvale.
Katie: Scooby Doo poopy scoop
Also Katie: 😐
Katie Marovich is such a spectacular talent!
Katie was incredible in this one. Love her!
Katie almost cracked when the adorableness of the raccoons was brought up.
Grant didn't laugh once after he started talking
*Respect*
Apparently the collective noun for raccoons is a gaze or a nursery
Coulda sworn it was a mask
I always look at Katie’s videos as inspiration to be strong!
I have no idea why but I'm insanely attracted to Katie in these news vids. I don't understand.
a group of Raccoons is actually called a "nursery" or a "graze" among other things
I'm fucking dying, the way Brennan said "I'm Peaches BITCH!" was just amazing 🤣🤣🤣
I genuinely do have a cousin named Ray.
I feel like anyone who can make Katie break should get a bonus
I loved how Katie made Grant lose before he even had a line...she's amazing...and these haters in here are assholes!
Another video where Katie Marovich never laughs...
"Okay fine, I don't own anything anyways" - Grant when he won the loser trophy 😂😂😂
Katie is the one true God
There lies an abyss that no mortal dares to even glance at. That abyss is Katie's concentration.
When I learned the rules of the game, I already knew Katie would win
Her readings of these lines are priceless, and what she adds on top is impossibly funny.
"Babies can be stubborn but fair"
Katie murdered them with her brilliant song impro. She's scary... good, yeah let's go with scary good 😅
That was great :)
I broke once. With the second scat.
When I realized she was scatting about poop.
That connection broke me, lmao :D
Katie is a God at this game!
Katie should narrate audiobooks, so foreboding yet strangely soothing.
You shouldn't fear Katie for not laughing.
It is when she breaks you should be terrified. That spells something horrific/apocalyptic is about to happen.
Everyones talking about how Katie never laughs as per usual but this was legitimately one of the funniest ones ive seen in a min of these. props to the writer
Congrats to grant for having one of the smallest laugh counters to ever lose.
I want to see one where they specifically go after Katie so that she can laugh at least once, idc if the worlds explodes if that happens just let it happen
holy shit you guys still making videos? im here for it
Grant was cracking before it even started
Geez, Katie is an absolute pro!! Unbreakable. Unbeatable.
Katie: "Scoooop-a-doooop"
CC: [Scoop a poop]
Katie will never break and I love her all the more for it.
platonically of course, someone is bound to misinterpret this
She's broken once, actually
Katie is at this point nothing less than the dark and mysterious queen of College Humor.
@Noemi Zuri thank you
I've just come to learn Katie is an immovable object and Amy is an unstoppable force.