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- Amy Vorpahl, Lily Du, Alfred Aquinas II, and Christine Medrano get in the middle of a Stuart Little, Ben Affleck, Ana de Armas love triangle.
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The thing about Amy is...she doesnt just laugh, she has some of the most intense physical, mental, and emotional breakdowns in recorded history. I feel like Lily deserved bonus points for even remotely holding it together sitting next to her.
Other contestants laugh, Amy has a full blown allergic reaction and it's the best.
I think Amy has Grant beat!
I think that Lily might have been scared for her life at one point, which probably helped.
I'm not sure how she became a comedian at this point, because I don't think she's made it through a single read without breaking.
She looks like she's able to hold it together cuz she's annoyed by how bad Amy is at this concept lol idk tho, maybe that's just her face lmao
This episode very quickly switched from "who is going to lose" to "will Amy actually hit -100!?"
Will the counter register -100?
I’m halfway through and I’m betting yes
how have I never noticed the laugh counter until reading this comment???
@@addangel that's part of THE GAME
At no point do I ever ask who's going to lose any episode Amy is on.
I died at Amy’s “I really like Pokémon, so this is good….everyone’s favorite anime about dog fighting-! Oh…”
Yeah I bring that up when people tell about crime in Pokémon.
One of the best bits from BN ever ..
The genuine joy she held in her heart for that brief instant before she remembered where she was. Flawless timing. Just... Comedy gold.
That is the reaction of a person who just now saw the similarities lol
Yeep.
Saw that and thought "and you shouldn't have told Tao that you really like Pokémon"
Amy really feels like the antithesis to Katie in these. It's almost as if all the laughs that Katie blocks are channeled directly to Amy.
an unstoppable force (amy) vs an immovable object (katie)
I could see Katie having a voodoo doll of Amy and channeling the laughs. I'd love to see them do an episode with something like that in it
The Portrait of Katie Mirovitch.
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Seems like pretty much a Kami - Piccolo thing
Lily decided that Stuart Little had offended against her PERSONALLY and that was the right choice
2:48 I loved how she INSTANTLY went there.
Everyone talking about Amy melting down in the comments, but honestly the funniest thing in the video for me was Lily “Stuart Little FUCKED MY BOYFRIEND.” What an underrated line
@@Stickarms99 the whole setup with the "just to clarify, stuart little is the mouse, the small bad-boy mouse?" and then immediately that line is just perfection
"He fucked my boyfriend... ohhhkay!"
Then he did it again and gave me the middle finger.
"Ya like that!? Ya like that!!!?"
Did she ad-lib that all? Because the script disappeared during that part. If so, that's hilariously good.
When Amy made the "hole-less sponge" comment, Lily's face went through an entire odyssey of emotions in the span of 2 seconds and it was incredible.
5:13
@@CJWproductions Timestamps are appreciated, have a 'like'!
It looks like the laughter is literally being torn out of Amy’s physical form by a high-ranking demon, the fact that she doesn’t just pop an artery under the full body strain is impressive
It’s like she had “Hideous Laughter” cast on her and keeps failing saving throws
wrong it was being torn out of her by gengar
I like how after a certain point Lily stops looking amused and starts looking genuinely concerned for Amy's health
During the best ghost practices thing I think Lily was considering having Amy committed. :V
I think she's trying not to laugh by making herself frown, which if true is lame because newscasters usually keep a straight face.
not even 2 minutes in, Amy already went beyond -20
She had 60 points before anyone else could even break 5.
They look so over her lack of control
After that intro I thought she might make triple digits
Ahahahahahahaha
Fake laughing.
With Amy everyone can laugh safely and not even worry about points
Yeah but they seem so done with it
@@Chetloore No they were just holding it in
@@Chetloore when someone else laughs, it can cause others to break. Just not laughing is hard. Choosing to respond and act angry and frustrated is more effective.
If you have the giggles and need to stop, choose another emotion to focus on instead of just thinking stop laughing.
If no one breaks. The episode would be so shit.
@@dmk_games Actually if no one broke for an episode it would be interesting. Because either the writing was bad or the players developed an amazing poker face.
@@ShadowReignhart it may be interesting if it was a hilariously funny episode, but no one broke - but as laughing is social and contagious (see laugh tracks and laughing audiences at recordings (people claim to hate these things including myself) - they increase enjoyment) it is probably less enjoyable, especially if it happened more than once.
Though a closer match than this is needed.
So just to be clear, the best *_practices_* for hooking up with a ghost are:
1) wetness doesn't matter (corollary: so that doesn't matter)
2) dryness doesn't matter
3) position doesn't matter
4) you don't need genitals, you can be a holeless sponge
5) the only way to be a voyeur is to be able to do some inner work and look inside yourself
6) touch fingers
I love how from 4 and past it just went off the rails
I love Amy
Amy is a human highlight reel, but her "Oh no..." @4:01 takes the cake. It's amazing it wasn't a simultaneous break for the other 3 at that moment.
Lily the true hero out there, touching someone else's droplets to prove without a shadow of a doubt that Amy's constant breaking isn't a bit, it's really happening.
Droplets lmao
Lol how disgusting right.. irony off. man people are so sensitive
someone else's droplets lmaooo
Were those Eggman's piss droplets after he pissed on the moon?
And immediately after doing that 'there are real tears' bit Lily showed her no mercy, leading off her Stuart Little tirade by dropping a bombshell.
Celebrating the return of pokerface amy lmao
She didn't even last 45 seconds
18 dings in 47 seconds, that's gotta be a new record. BRB checking if this beats Grant's dings per second in the first True Facts episode.
@@romxxii Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no.
She didn’t even last 4
I think you're framing it wrong. I'm more impressed she lasted 45 seconds.
And then she tries to do it again at the end!
My favorite part about Amy is her determination for it to be different this time
Amy’s little “oh nooo” at 4:03 was so cute yet conveyed such dread and foresight that I was rocked to my core. 10/10
"Oh I like Pokemon" and the reaction to the next line was hilarious, love it Amy, don't change.
That small "oh no" when she saw what was coming was amazing
I wish I could marry her
Lily's facial expressions when Amy is breaking down is hilarious
Genuine concern for this unprofessionalism in the respectable nightly news business
Maybe that face is just her strategy for not laughing?
@@foxxygradius7858 yeah I think she was trying to feel annoyed to not laugh
That face she made. OMG.
Just pure contempt
OK what we need to do is hire a team of comedy writers, psychologists, sociologists, environmental engineers, homeopaths, magicians and masters of the dark arts to write a script that will cause Katie to break when Amy does not.
Doing a deathless SLASO run on Halo 2 Legendary would be easier to accomplish.
How Lily hasn't broken next to Amy is beyond me. I'd die laughing at her laughing like that lmao
She honestly looks done with it
@@everythingcoffee8901because she probably it's trying hard not to laugh at it
Amy at -20 less than a minute in, while Lily is looking at her like she's insane. Which tbf, I am also concerned
This is gonna be good
I'm here and am glad someone else is here with me. She is amazing.
Amy just absolutely losing it a minute in.
She looks like she's in physical pain when she laughs that hard
I think the perceived pain stems from the fact she actually tries to hold her laugh in... As incredible as that might sound lol
Amy is that runner, that when the Sprint starts she immediately faceplants, gets up and continues to faceplant, all the way through the track and she is amazing for it XD
Amy's quiet little "oh no" when she knows she has to say something that's going to make her laugh gets me
There is nothing more entertaining than watching Amy’s breakdowns.
Watch the best of Jake and Amir by college humor
Honestly, I think I prefer Katie, who almost never breaks. There is something super entertaining about seeing the writers try to break her and failing. Also, on the occasions when she does break, it is something special
@@parthivshah4448 CH never had funnier thing , and they never will. Sad that Amir kinda lost it , and doesnt try/care anymore. Post covid stuff with Geofry is stale. Boring. Old J&A videos prob the best series on youtube in general.
@@davidharshman7645 best of both worlds with those two lmaoo
I think they end up having the least fun jokes since they don't have to try as hard then we just see Amy making stupid faces trying to stop it like she's not already at -50
No offense to the rest but I could watch Amy Vorpahl do these every day. I’ve rewatched her previous ones several times and it always brings a smile to my face. Thanks!
I think my all time favorite break down was when Elaine was told to free style rap and she screeched the most hellish noise I’ve ever heard at the prospect of doing it. Then the script had her do another one and I was wrong because she made made an even worse noise and immediately had a mental breakdown
@@lowkeylokii4205 Any idea which ep?
I'm listening to the breaking news playlist while cleaning, I hear Amy an I have to stop and watch.
All the comments are about Amy breaking down like a maniac, while we should also throw some love towards how she managed to freak Lily out with her detailed analysis of the practicalities of ghost sex.
Honestly lily being so annoyed pissed me off. It seems even more unprofessional than Amy’s breaking.
@@3-30am acting annoyed is a great way to stop yourself from breaking which is why she acted like that
@@Tmar0cks which is lame when they're supposed to be acting like newscasters
@@goobus_floobusi mean amy isn't exactly doing the best at that either lmao
Lily's secret weapon?
Hiding her laughter beneath a facial veil of disgust.
I think it's finally time for Amy to admit that the face doesn't work.
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Christine & Katie need to have a *“No laugh off”*
Sure Katie is the heavy favorite… but after years of working with her _Sam, Mike, Grant and Rekah_ *must know something that would get her to crack.* 🤔
Katie is unbreakable, she's the anti-Amy
Yeah, Katie would win that.
I think Brennan is probably the best bet for getting anyone to laugh. The man is an absolute grandmaster of comedy.
Im pretty sure in one of these Amy and christine are sitting next to each other and amy goes to -60 while she manages to pull christine down to -10 that's the most I've seen christine break. Im pretty sure katie has laughed a most of 3 times in one session so there's gotta be a game when Amy and katie sit next to each other. That will surely break katie if nothing else.
@@minimalgrammar1276There's also an argument to be made for Lou Wilson
i feel like no one is giving enough credit to lily’s 7 stuart sins 😂😂😂
I wanna see one where Amy just reads an actual news story
I think it’s safe to say that Amy set a new record by getting -20 points in the first minute and a half, and -62 total in just under 6 minutes.
woah, that's way worse than the Seinfeld episode where it was hosted by a 12 year old in Brennan's body.
Amy is a talented and great professional.
Can’t keep a straight face to save her life though, love it.
She's actually extremely unprofessional and ruining the integrity of this great news network. The same great news network that gave us Grants shower dildo. Her anchors can't even look at her..
Her job is comedy...Being completely unable to keep it together through even the most basic of comedy sketches,means she actually is super ducking terrible at her job.I.myself didn't even finish watching the whole video because of how annoying her laughter was at literally everything.If other people had that opinion,and didn't watch the video because of her either,then she also simultaneously hurt her other coworkers by having their talents being displayed less,and thought if as being less,because of their association with her...Or maybe there's something I missed lol But honestly,"talented and great professional" are not words I'd use describe the shitshow I just witnessed.
@@jeffdroog my comment was being sarcastic but you're just pissed off 😂 she's great mate I don't understand how you can be so critical of a Comedian at college humour
@@jeffdroog lol calm down, you look like a clown rn 🤡
@@jeffdroog why are you so pressed bro oh my god the essay 💀💀💀💀
It's something I never could have predicted when this show started, that it would slowly just become an experiment in tormenting Amy Vorpahl.
Every time Amy starts trying to say the lines and the prompter grinds to a screeching halt I can't help but bust a gut
I keep expecting the video where the opening line is "this is the show where Amy loses after 5 seconds" followed by Amy's immediate laughter and the video ends right there, with a full runtime of 10 seconds.
This has to be the most laughs we've had this entire series
No...Amy has definitely been worse...more than once.
She broke 50 before the video was halfway done!
I love Amy's little 'oh no's when she sees what's coming next 😂
Lily keeping a (mostly) stone face until 9:38 only made her breaking into an absolute guffaw that much better
Christine was an absolute champion!
It's a laugh that has *definitely* been on that date.
Amy Vorpahl is the true hero of this show-- always trying to hold it together only to absolutely lose it 12 seconds in. She's the best.
The ticker tape at 2:20 is so meta and so accurate. The show is great when everyone's trying, but when Amy's trying nobody has to try. Keep up the great work, Amy~ We're laughing with you!
I also love the one at 4:01
@@aldolazuardy6697 It's great because Amy definitely does not, in fact, got this. xP
Amy’s journey through these is truly inspiring. A testament to how much you can improve with constant practice and diligent repetitions
watching lily become increasingly concerned at amy's total mental breakdown was honestly the funniest part of this episode
Amy is me trying to stop laughing in class 😂
I'm a simple man
I see Amy in Breaking News, i click instantly 😂
But it's just her laughing the whole time. One Jimmy Fallon is already too many. 😒
@@Taijifufu difference is that Jimmy Fallon is doing it intentionally. Dude has dead eyes.
I wonder when she's going to Y2K the damn counter
Amy on Breaking News is like Brennan on Um, Actually. You know who's going to get the most points, but you want to see how it happens.
The second I see Amy I know she will not only lose, but in such a spectacular landslide as well. I'd like to see some special "Duel of the giggleys." where only those that break and lose all the time would battle it out. Thinking about it, pretty sure Amy would still lose that one...
I love seeing Amy completely lose her collective shit. It's pure joy. I think she is going for a record number of laughs.
if i ever decide to be a comedian i will invite amy to my shows so i know there will always be at least 1 person laughing no matter how bad a joke is
I love how Amy’s trying to pull off the “no laugh face” with obvious results
I've never seen someone lose Breaking News in their first sentence. Bravo Amy 👏🏻
Lily just looks genuinely afraid for Amy at times
Amy, you’re my favorite! The laughter is infectious. Thank you for not being a robot.
"Gotta love the Amy Episodes" That right there earned an upvote as if I wasn't already going to.
The way "He fucked my boyfriend" just naturally came out is fuckin sending me
-20 In the first minute and a half. She has to be like some sort of Katie clone gone wrong, a mutation that laughs more in a minute than she has in all of her appearances.
Lily's face of utter confusion and concern at Amy's breakdown
amy's little "oh no" really made me lose it lmao
Doesn't matter if Amy loses all of them. We watch to see Amy laugh, and that's a pretty decent gig to get paid for.
you know the video is gonna be wild when amy breaks her "dont laugh" face out right away
4:13 Always gets me laughing in pain like I'm so glad everyone now has the chance to witness this miraculously disturbed writing and the overwhelming effort it took for Amy to deliver it!
Literally only watch the episodes with Amy because of how she breaks down laughing is priceless and must be protected at all cost!
Best improv list thus far! It was delivered so well, you believe Stuart did that.
“You like that?!”
Glad to see one of my favourite episodes freely available on TH-cam!
Amy just couldn't hold herself 😂😂😂😂😂
Lily looks genuinely concerned
Technically, Amy only has 1 minus point because it's one giant laugh from beginning to end.
Amy gets me every time. That face she be makin'.
-21 in 2 minutes. That's a damn record.
I absolutely adore when she legitimately realizes Pokemon is basically about "dog fighting".
Every time Amy says "oh no," my immediate reaction is "oh yes."
Amy, Thank you for your generous laughter as it gets me laughing everytime I watch No Laugh Newsroom. I dont get alot of things making me laugh contanguously but you do everytime. College Humor keep making me laugh please, I've lived a sad life.
I mean Amy always loses... BUT; WE, WE always win when she's on and I think that's the important part!
I love how Amy starts this episode. She just KNOWS that she's about to lose all control.
I love Lily's expressions while Amy breaks down. Just the most concerned bafflement I've ever seen
Loved this episode, I'm dying laughing with Amy trying to get through the script and keep it together
1 second in: Oh God Amy is in this one.
1 minute in: Aaaaand she's already spontaneously combusted even worse than I anticipated.
I was really waiting for Amy to break 3 digits. Looked possible in the first half.
3:35 That comedic timing is perfection.
This is what my day needed. Home sick and SO STOKED!
I can’t stop laughing at Amy. It’s like her life flashes before her eyes each time she breaks
Obviously, holy crp I love Amy in Breaking News, she brings joy to my heart, but I wanted to say: Lily, what a great baby voice, it is extremely good; also the "he fcked my boyfriend" instakilled me
"I've got a, oh no!" Amy, you are the best part of these. The reason I subscribed.
The ones with Amy Vorpahl are the best. Especially if there's another person who laughs as easily as she does like Erica.
I am once again asking for a don't laugh news, with only the weakest contestants.
Erica, Amy, Grant and one other.
I just... Amy is just so great. She can't even help but give us what we want... every... single... time... I had such high hopes for this one too... but it all went so wrong so quick.
I just came across this and wow Amy is my favorite. Brilliant idea overall too.
Amy’s back! Love her episodes!
any is the best person for these, she cracks me up non stop
Amy's "no laugh" face could be the whole damn show.
I jumped for joy when I saw Amy in the thumbnail. You know it's going to be hysterical when Amy's on, her breaking is the best thing on this show, and kudos to Lily somehow not breaking sitting next to her 🤣 at least no one else has to worry about losing when Amy's on
Every new episode that comes out with Amy is immediately my new favorite. Watching her dissolve in front of the camera is absolute bliss!! 🤣🤣🤣 Keep on giggling, girl!
This was one of the best episodes of breaking news I’ve seen
Wow. I have never seen a brain crash and burn in real time before. That was amazing. Thanks Amy.
We need Amy to pair with Katie. An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
Holy cow Amy! I think you might actually break 100 one of these days! You guys are always great 😁
She actually has
great episode. classic amy having her amazing laugh breakdowns.
Amy is single-handedly my favorite! She’s the only one that makes me laugh
Lily is looking at her like "holy shit how are you this bad?"
Lily's look of actual concern is just the cherry on top.
Amy: "i have this face that helps me not laugh!"
also Amy: loses every episode