He smelled so bad I had to cancel

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  • @albakurkey4525
    @albakurkey4525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6851

    Getting slapped on the shoulder by a stinky stranger would flip a switch in me.

    • @hawgprint
      @hawgprint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      No shit

    • @spcrri4796
      @spcrri4796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@hawgprint I'm guessing you were trying to be funny and make a pun or a joke but unfortunately you used it wrong. It doesn't work like that.

    • @_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_
      @_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yall gonna keep crucifying itchy or what, all they said was "no shit"

    • @_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_
      @_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @Sasuke Uchiha not really, no shit can be taken like saying "obviously"; yes, the context of the video can change that, but as a reply to this comment, its alright. Dude was getting flack for saying two words.

    • @cooperwilson1059
      @cooperwilson1059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Sasuke Uchiha yeah well the dude may have had shit in his pants. Which would mean there was shit. So saying there was no shit is wrong.

  • @benrubin8624
    @benrubin8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18923

    In hindsight, his rudeness was actually helpful, as it gave you an easier excuse to kick him out

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

      dude.. so true! silver lining to everything

    • @crashbee8787
      @crashbee8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Driver_Eddie lucky

    • @bbennyj
      @bbennyj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Sometimes the smell goes along with the attitude.

    • @bbennyj
      @bbennyj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CrappleFartini very true

    • @RSxLime
      @RSxLime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@CrappleFartini I don't give a fuck how nice someone is, I am NOT smelling their shit for an entire car journey.

  • @acetaminophetus
    @acetaminophetus ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    “I hope they don’t got cameras in here” is the sketchiest thing you can say when getting into a strangers car

    • @gooblord9006
      @gooblord9006 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      Have a feeling he was talking about in the country club. Because he probably shit his pants and made a shitty mess trying to clean it up. I assumed was hoping no one saw him on camera in the club getting shit everywhere

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The driver, "Heh." Exactly.

    • @threegreezy
      @threegreezy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I would have been ready to kick him out just for that cause what the hell does that mean lmao

    • @AlfredHugecokk
      @AlfredHugecokk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@gooblord9006Yup. Exactly what I thought.
      Some guys like to shit themselves after a few drinks...

    • @MrUosiu
      @MrUosiu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@gooblord9006 Or he couldn't find a toilet so he shat somewhere in the corner and didn't wipe himself before going to the car

  • @ru1of133
    @ru1of133 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    “I didn’t fart in your car”
    I know that’s what I’m afraid of😂

    • @jamessorrel
      @jamessorrel ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol ikr he shit

    • @HorrorWorldx
      @HorrorWorldx ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Red flag red flagggggg

    • @HorrorWorldx
      @HorrorWorldx ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Well brown flag in this case 🤣

    • @jeanaprewitt9658
      @jeanaprewitt9658 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      And he thought he was going to get into a club? Sounds like he'd partied enough. I mean I've been drunk, but never shit-my-pants drunk.

    • @Samuel-sw3hy
      @Samuel-sw3hy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@SpicyMang0s bro why💀I can't stop laughing I'm gonna wake everyone up

  • @creepin4292
    @creepin4292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7204

    “I wanted to kick the s**t out of him but it smelled like it was all out of him anyway!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @robertsantiago7539
      @robertsantiago7539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I actually died at that part I couldn’t contain myself 😂😂😂

    • @Freekywill
      @Freekywill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@robertsantiago7539 Neither could that guy

    • @ethandescoto1569
      @ethandescoto1569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@robertsantiago7539 same

    • @swisserty
      @swisserty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not funny

    • @sarcasm4371
      @sarcasm4371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@swisserty dang bro you got us, I feel bad for laughing now.

  • @dreamsofturtles1828
    @dreamsofturtles1828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7028

    "I hope you dont have cameras". That counts as 3 red flags.

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  2 ปีที่แล้ว +564

      big facts

    • @tayexoticc
      @tayexoticc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Driver_Eddie biggest facts

    • @chiefchuck3897
      @chiefchuck3897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      the fact that he also slapped him on the shoulder randomly while he says it makes it 4 red flags

    • @joshjnp8900
      @joshjnp8900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Driver_Eddie Gigantic fax 📠 no printer 🖨 tho

    • @leergutlars
      @leergutlars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That ain't just red flags, that's a communist revolution

  • @benflyt9827
    @benflyt9827 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    I had a friend that stunk so bad all the time, he got into my car & the seatbelt stunk for weeks. I had to force him to take a shower, washed his clothes and fed him a healthy dinner. You’d think he was homeless, but his family growing up lived with very bad hygiene and I still love the dude. Just from 6feet or more

    • @mr.t658
      @mr.t658 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      did the shower help? xdd

    • @benflyt9827
      @benflyt9827 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@mr.t658 while he showered I washed his clothes and gave him something to wear

    • @ReianoMusic
      @ReianoMusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@benflyt9827 late reply but ur a total g my guy

    • @bashbaby
      @bashbaby 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      ​@@benflyt9827 Respect to you honestly.

    • @kindauncool
      @kindauncool 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      "I still love the dude. Just from 6 feet or more"
      Priceless lmao.

  • @86sineadw
    @86sineadw ปีที่แล้ว +427

    The tap on the shoulder is his way of crossing your boundaries. I'm assuming he knew he smelt like shit, so he knew he needed to be familiar with you in order to make you let him stay. He also needed you to know who is boss, so that he can cross your boundaries and do whatever he likes in your car

    • @Av-uv6xu
      @Av-uv6xu ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, thanks for the analysis but I'm pretty sure was just a regular douchebag

    • @BC-ny3zb
      @BC-ny3zb ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or he was hammered🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. TH-cam psychology so strong

    • @akderekx
      @akderekx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BC-ny3zb they were on their way to a bar they weren’t already hammered they wanted to go n get hammered lol

    • @MrGFloyd
      @MrGFloyd ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wtf are you on about 😂

    • @akderekx
      @akderekx ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MrGFloyd she’s reading his body language, she’s right. If a random Guy gets in your car hits you on the shoulder like that he’s trynna “little bro” you

  • @taco_cons
    @taco_cons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6003

    white shirt man was the one with the membership, pants shitter definitely was a plus one

    • @yanajones7787
      @yanajones7787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      OMG this comment has me dying 🤣🤣🤣 the name you gave him

    • @Vyok_
      @Vyok_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah he was a shitty plus one to bring.

    • @vaatvattamus6633
      @vaatvattamus6633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      I think he was more a number two.

    • @arkine11
      @arkine11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A plus one for the first and last time.

    • @PRMarshall
      @PRMarshall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yea not his fault he took shit too far

  • @lolawilkinson8287
    @lolawilkinson8287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6705

    Myles is a god

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว +577

      facts

    • @redrider2503
      @redrider2503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Driver_Eddie bro i love how you respond to so many comments respect!!! im from the jersey/philly area so i can relate to how u feel meeting some of these people 💀😭

    • @Admiral_Potato41
      @Admiral_Potato41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      My mom always taught me "son, you're only as good as the company you keep". I feel bad for that guy like you said, he seemed so nice. Maybe it's time for him to rethink his inner circle. I mean, if this is a regular thing that is.... because on the flipside we all have that one friend who maybe got alittle too drunk and did something or said something historically dumb once lmao.

    • @blixxy1320
      @blixxy1320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Admiral_Potato41 that's good advice

    • @crazyewok8742
      @crazyewok8742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      first guy had a membership to the country club the second guy was just his friend

  • @NicholasSingh-pf5oi
    @NicholasSingh-pf5oi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    i can def relate ive had guys and girls who smelled sooo bad i literally couldn't've stoped gagging. couldnt stop smelling them even hours later , and about the disrepect i wouldve kicked his arse out asap just like you did. im actually proud of how calm you remained and able to withold your anger that takes streangth.

  • @truending
    @truending 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    You’re the calmest person I’ve ever seen. You handled the situation very well. 👍

  • @Fireoncityy
    @Fireoncityy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2620

    Yea, definitely don't slap anyone. That was ridiculous

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      thank you!

    • @jmoa5758
      @jmoa5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah only slap your bros, or people you see everyday... but someone you just met? Dont think so lol

    • @RealStokez
      @RealStokez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nah, my friends not finna slap me or its fists up

    • @michgonxo7543
      @michgonxo7543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg yes! I had to take Lyft's to commute to work only had 1ccar my hubby would drive to his barber shop locally & i worked in city like 1hr ,30min away maybe 2 with traffic, so i get different drivers everytime one in particular said hello to me while I got in backseat he was turned towards me & patted my knee slightly like gripped it I said dnt touch me he said dnt get "pissy, just being friendly, it's my job to interact with passengers " I alwz share my location with my hubz he called said why haven't u left, he doesn't leave our complex till I take off, I said this creep touched my knee I want to get out, sure enough my hubz came so fast & pinned the lyft car in with our vehicle. Yelled at the guy we made a police report & also to Lyft. Very scary respect ppls space!

    • @Itoshimi
      @Itoshimi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could tell he was a frat bro when he was younger

  • @marquisgod1479
    @marquisgod1479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9862

    “Did you shit in your pants”
    “Are u smelling that”
    Yo idk how u are so calm wit these people but that was way to damn funny

    • @InanisNihil
      @InanisNihil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      lol being calm usually keeps things from escalating.. and when things escalated being calm goes out the window which leads to more rapid escalation...
      so i dont wanna assume.. butt he seems like a smart man and understands that staying as calm as possible is actually IN his best interest.. if that makes sense...

    • @akamk18
      @akamk18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That came straight out of a sitcom 😂

    • @frogsreprettycool2146
      @frogsreprettycool2146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *yes*

    • @nh_tns
      @nh_tns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *too

    • @standingfortruth4043
      @standingfortruth4043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's not funny when you're smelling it tho

  • @user-ev4pb9xj7e
    @user-ev4pb9xj7e 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Much respect for you guys, trying your best make a living by letting total strangers in your cars has got to be a scary job, especially in these times.

  • @markmed9091
    @markmed9091 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He was like the guys who try to break your hand when shake hands . It’s a dominance trait . He demonstrated that with the shoulder slap .

  • @J_C_CH
    @J_C_CH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5084

    Feel bad for white shirt. He just wanted to get an Uber and his friend ruined it for him.

    • @mabra33
      @mabra33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Second reply?

    • @xylmo1040
      @xylmo1040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Third reply?

    • @RlVERGE
      @RlVERGE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      forth reply?

    • @dunemae
      @dunemae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fifth reply?

    • @marius9394
      @marius9394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sixth reply?

  • @jacrispiejackson69
    @jacrispiejackson69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3359

    I hate when people act too comfortable when I don’t know them

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      It's despicable. The worst part is, you don't know how much is ape-level dominance display, and how much of it is just overfamiliarity being part of their upbringing.
      After a certain point, though, it doesn't matter anymore.

    • @PKSkyler
      @PKSkyler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I'm pretty casual with everyone, but I know to respect others too. You sorta just vibe everyone out and proceed from there, at least that's how I do things. But yeah, the slap on the arm thing is way too casual especially off the bat.

    • @Eugenepanels
      @Eugenepanels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Never let ur guard down around those people

    • @anthonysaponaro6318
      @anthonysaponaro6318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That right there tells you there is something wrong with them . . . . most of the time but there are exceptions to the rule

    • @amuro9624
      @amuro9624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this is what I hate about living in the us. especially after living in japan for so long where they were practicing social distancing before it became cool.

  • @SanguineUltima
    @SanguineUltima ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I *HATE* it when strangers put their hands on me or violate my personal bubble, especially from behind. It's so blatantly disrespectful and rude.

  • @lukemorrison4791
    @lukemorrison4791 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best Uber/Lyft driver I have ever seen. You’re so calm and friendly let’s not forget hilarious 🤣

  • @DMONEY7720
    @DMONEY7720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9381

    The shoulder slap was him trying to assert dominance.

  • @masonberends9462
    @masonberends9462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5739

    “I wanted to kick the shit out of him. But it smelled like it was ALREADY out of him.” I was WHEEEZING

    • @chasingace6664
      @chasingace6664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      We’re you really wheezing, Mason? We’re you really laughing that hard you couldn’t catch your breath and you started to wheeze? That joke was good but a chuckle would suffice, do you have asthma Mason? I don’t understand how you wheeze while laughing. Please get back to me ASAP.

    • @kaitlynevelyn8639
      @kaitlynevelyn8639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@chasingace6664 as masons chair i can confirm he indeed was wheezing

    • @Jack-eee
      @Jack-eee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@chasingace6664 as the air surrounding Mason at the moment, can confirm that he was indeed wheezing

    • @backwardsblueshell9718
      @backwardsblueshell9718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@chasingace6664
      As Mason's phone, I can confirm that he was wheezing.

    • @miles0_
      @miles0_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@chasingace6664 as mason’s blanket, I can confirm that he was indeed wheezing.

  • @cherry-ob7xs
    @cherry-ob7xs ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know his friend was pissed at him when they got out 😂

    • @itsMe_TheHerpes
      @itsMe_TheHerpes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no he was not. you know that saying *S%#T happens ? well.... there you have it, lol.
      i suspect that they were both drunk, and one decided to relieve himself in the bushes or something. there, he farted and the fart came out with... well... lol.
      and in short, this is what happened, most likely. also, i could understand the pad on the shoulder, but the foot thing.... meh. what can i say, let's cut him some slack on the count of him being drunk. after all... this is a victimless deed here, lol. it's not like he got drunk and decided to do who knows what.

  • @foofy14
    @foofy14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just found this channel and rinsing the videos. You're a very lovable character xD

  • @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong
    @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6217

    I'm just wondering how these two polar opposite guys know each other and what their relationship is.

    • @YouTubeSaysThereCantBeTwoRyans
      @YouTubeSaysThereCantBeTwoRyans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Well...at 1:30 the gentleman says "..his sex(?) name is Mike."

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Opposites attract, imagine two shitty jerks in the back. Even worst...

    • @TONYZANDERZ
      @TONYZANDERZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@TH-camSaysThereCantBeTwoRyans I just caught that..... What in the fuck 😆

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Its like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.

    • @Neurotv4941
      @Neurotv4941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@TONYZANDERZ butt buddies

  • @SnapszDuhh
    @SnapszDuhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5799

    His friend is the real hero. Didn’t even argue with you wanting them to leave. Absolutely disgusting of that man to shit himself and not clean up properly.

    • @UnlockYourMagic
      @UnlockYourMagic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      I don’t think the friend wanted to ride with that smell either.

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeeed

    • @SnapszDuhh
      @SnapszDuhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@UnlockYourMagic you’re probably right🤣

    • @simrdownmon6431
      @simrdownmon6431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      #CurbYourKaren When the Uber driver turns out to be the Karen.

    • @SnapszDuhh
      @SnapszDuhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@simrdownmon6431 How is the Uber driver a Karen?

  • @sarapatrick4027
    @sarapatrick4027 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love the storytelling skills!!

  • @MithradatesVIEupator
    @MithradatesVIEupator ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I was on a flight to Orlando once and the guy next to me smelt SO bad that we had to divert the plane... It was awful... He must have not showered in months or something. It was so bad that it didn't even smell like normal B.O.. Smelt like something toxic. I mentioned it to the flight attendant, who responded, "Oh we know, we smell it from up here" (I was in the back of the plane).. When confronted, the man was very defensive and borderline aggressive.. had to have cops come in to escort him off when we landed (which he did without incident); and when the cops approached, one cop literally turned his head away and said, "Oh my God" with the most serious expression 😆

    • @meganbaker7184
      @meganbaker7184 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmfao

    • @ainanshewarsame
      @ainanshewarsame ปีที่แล้ว

      wtf😂😂

    • @foreverred105
      @foreverred105 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What a funny but awful story at the same time. Something toxic 🤢🤮

    • @IsupportAfinishedClub
      @IsupportAfinishedClub ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You know there is a genetic condition called TMAU which can cause a person to smell like that. And the smell doesn't come off nomatter what they do, even if they shower as many times as they please. There are also no cures. So people who live with this have to deal with that type of reaction from the public everywhere they go and living a normal life is hard for them. Most people with the condition end up having suicidal thoughts and some of them act them out.

    • @victoriasegall3404
      @victoriasegall3404 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy cow! That's just awful!

  • @rileykoziol1005
    @rileykoziol1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2857

    The shoulder slap was to assert dominance before he marked his territory

    • @rileykoziol1005
      @rileykoziol1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@j.b.8546 only lames read the comment section

    • @rileykoziol1005
      @rileykoziol1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@j.b.8546 I just scrolled down and his comment is #12 on my screen

    • @JunkBondTrader
      @JunkBondTrader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@j.b.8546 WOAH 039. Wtf I just came across your comment. So weird... Wtf??? lol sup? Fancy meeting you here. Arguing with a dumbo I see xD

    • @JunkBondTrader
      @JunkBondTrader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@j.b.8546 For sure, maybe tonight, if not definitely tomorrow. Yeah comments suck haha, but I'm weak. I'm always down here arguing with dumbs :p

    • @novanero7847
      @novanero7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @shaunske2568
    @shaunske2568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    I feel like the dude in the white was tryna introduce his friend that just got out of jail to the country club but gave up and realized bro couldn't behave

    • @djmfilms1999
      @djmfilms1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Or it was that one kid from high school that you used to be good friends with and 20 year later you meet up to reconnect and you realized he never changed since high school 😅😂

    • @Astarrrrr
      @Astarrrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah that’s what I’m thinking no way these two polar opposites are good friends lol dudes stinky and a complete asshole while his friend is genuinely friendly.

    • @Neurotv4941
      @Neurotv4941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@djmfilms1999 Thats honestly sad

    • @cynthiakeller5954
      @cynthiakeller5954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@djmfilms1999 I was gone from the city I grew up in for 22 yrs, was in the military, when I came back and met up with my old friends I saw none of them had changed. Just got older but up to the same old school shenanigans. Ended up living on the other side of the country which was a blessing. That way they could never just show up on my doorstep with their foolishness of the week.

    • @hithere4719
      @hithere4719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Bro why do you keep shitting your pants so much since you got out bro?”
      *bro slaps bro on shoulder*
      “Bro you want to smell my pants bro?”

  • @jgx0x0
    @jgx0x0 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    O my gosh, what a HORRIBLE experience! When he put his leg up to the front seat, I would be considering in my mind, “am I going to have to get a new car?” I had a similar experience and I swear I smelled that poopy-diaper smell for weeks. I hope your car (and you) recovered, that dude looked like he smelled from his nasty attitude and blatant disrespect!

  • @LordHavMerci
    @LordHavMerci 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nasty! I could NEVER be an Uber/taxi/cab driver but you have my utmost respect - The SH*T you've LITERALLY got to deal with is insane. YUCK!!

  • @christine-tc7gp
    @christine-tc7gp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    nah, slapping someone you don’t really know isn’t right

    • @user-ke3jn2ul3n
      @user-ke3jn2ul3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it is. U probabaly city folk.

    • @christine-tc7gp
      @christine-tc7gp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@user-ke3jn2ul3n but it’s this random dude getting into his Uber? all he knows is that he’s been at a country club golf course whatever

    • @EdgarHernandez-xj5mx
      @EdgarHernandez-xj5mx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@user-ke3jn2ul3n This is a business transaction going on not a social event

    • @xielianloml
      @xielianloml 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EdgarHernandez-xj5mx lol

    • @hawgprint
      @hawgprint 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No shit

  • @Chip-Monk
    @Chip-Monk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    That guy slapping you is too much

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      drives me crazy

    • @Comeswoopfam
      @Comeswoopfam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really extra lol

    • @weakw1ll
      @weakw1ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Driver_Eddie hahah DRIVES you crazy i get it bc car man

    • @user-ke3jn2ul3n
      @user-ke3jn2ul3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i like when people do that actually

    • @user-sv5hg6tg4l
      @user-sv5hg6tg4l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-ke3jn2ul3n by your profile picture and that comment, says alot about you lmao.

  • @lizacampbell2183
    @lizacampbell2183 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "you wanna smell my leg?" 🤢🤢🤢🤢like they done being punished man 😂

  • @deefitzgerald2906
    @deefitzgerald2906 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    EDDIE YOU ARE THE BEST…….Watching your videos is like watching A Seinfeld show…..You’re narrating is absolutely the best you sir have a gift…….I haven’t laughed like this for awhile….
    YOU are so TALENTED need your OWN SHOW….

  • @Kyrzmaa
    @Kyrzmaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18678

    I got a febreeze ad on this video 😂😂😂
    Edit: this my most poppin comment fwm 😎

    • @Kyrzmaa
      @Kyrzmaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

      Then I got a mr clean ad at the end of the video 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

      hahahah no way... seriously?

    • @smurfing9814
      @smurfing9814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      @@Driver_Eddie I got one right before the video started

    • @burtisbannoy1665
      @burtisbannoy1665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Bro, me too..

    • @mrmartinez1063
      @mrmartinez1063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      I got a laundry detergent commercial 👀

  • @ivalolz3726
    @ivalolz3726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2923

    “i wanted to kick the sh*t out of him but it was already out of him” 😭 I CANTTT

    • @samforshaw7964
      @samforshaw7964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      cant you?

    • @ShadowIYI
      @ShadowIYI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@samforshaw7964 she cant

    • @jabroni3133
      @jabroni3133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ^you can tell this girl extremely overuses the phrase "i cant"

    • @ivalolz3726
      @ivalolz3726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jabroni3133 what?

    • @samforshaw7964
      @samforshaw7964 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jabroni3133 howling xD

  • @doidoi8544
    @doidoi8544 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I work at Walmart, and I've had my fair sure of people coming in who seriously reek so bad we should be able to refuse them service.

  • @itsRudeGal
    @itsRudeGal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My ex’s brother was always soiling himself when he was drunk. It was absolutely disgusting. I cannot imagine how it would smell in a closed up car.

    • @ilovereptiles687
      @ilovereptiles687 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why drink if you always crap you're pants when doing it ? 😮🤔

  • @YZ450f24
    @YZ450f24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    The way he was moving around was because he had poop all over the inside of his pants then has the audacity to say we're not getting out and kick his foot up. People like that have no concept of reality.

    • @melonytoni9016
      @melonytoni9016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      didnt help that he was drunk

    • @wojtekwilk3938
      @wojtekwilk3938 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not gonna lie, maybe not because of the unnecessary pat but if he put his foot on me like that I would have stopped the car and kicked his shitty ass right there on the spot, not even care about his polite friend, there are some things you don't tolerate.

  • @Joseph-jj7bw
    @Joseph-jj7bw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2806

    "his name is actually Omedio. his sex name is Mike. but its Omedio."
    did nobody else hear that

    • @djfroggyy5375
      @djfroggyy5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Nah I heard that too. Wtf. Lol

    • @wagnersilva9344
      @wagnersilva9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I'm so curious to know what type of club that was, cause theres was some weird shit going on in there

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      yeah i was confused by that too lol

    • @usa5439
      @usa5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@Driver_Eddie They were worried about cameras, and they were using fake names. Something was really off

    • @antibullshit
      @antibullshit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@usa5439 He was worried about cameras because he took a shit in a place that wasn't a restroom, hence he didn't clean his butt. But there was something really off about this for sure

  • @dingus__1
    @dingus__1 ปีที่แล้ว

    the arm tap is a common Italian thing I do it a lot without realizing never that hard tho lmao these videos are so fun to watch tho man! thanks for the content

  • @rachael841
    @rachael841 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LMAOOO I got a Takis ad for this video and it said “LET THE CHEESE DROP”

  • @magnesjberg24
    @magnesjberg24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1533

    That slap on the shoulder made me feel like a germaphobe

    • @lix0347
      @lix0347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@zahste1442 a germaphobe is someone who absolutely hates germs and are scared of them.

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lix0347 what a beta

    • @dahecc6238
      @dahecc6238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@2kmichaeljordan438 says by who?

    • @cottoncherry2177
      @cottoncherry2177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zero2275 people getting on a sigma grindset

    • @IDontLikeHandIes
      @IDontLikeHandIes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cottoncherry2177 and is a poopie head

  • @myhandlewasstolen2
    @myhandlewasstolen2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    Me personally, I don't touch people and I don't like strangers touching me.

    • @dunko9548
      @dunko9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tht Splatoon pfp is fire asl

    • @socxs_
      @socxs_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Splatoon PFP is fye

    • @cxarhomell5867
      @cxarhomell5867 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      PAUSE

    • @TehPesky
      @TehPesky 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet you beat the shit out of someone

    • @kingsyris3163
      @kingsyris3163 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cxarhomell5867 ahahaha why did that pop up in my head while I read it too 🤣

  • @heatherhigson342
    @heatherhigson342 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Driver Eddie …. Love your videos .. always make me smile

  • @audreyxatomic
    @audreyxatomic ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yeah be glad he was rude and his friend was reasonable/helpful in de-escalating. I feel bad for the friend that had to continue putting up with him AND his smell afterwards. (I really like that he told the friend he appreciated him instead of treating him like he was also a jerk)

  • @Celclaq
    @Celclaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    The white shirt guys reaction to the smell is hilarious.

    • @remy-vincentfrancoeur7310
      @remy-vincentfrancoeur7310 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Qq

    • @LeticiaSarabia-yb8dm
      @LeticiaSarabia-yb8dm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      So U Can imagine the Awful Stink he Smelled!! That Must Have Been Disgusting!! Yikes!! 😨😱🤢😷😲😤

    • @RuinedItAgain
      @RuinedItAgain 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was pot

    • @LeticiaSarabia-yb8dm
      @LeticiaSarabia-yb8dm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RuinedItAgain I Know what pot smells like! It wasn't pot! He farted!! He's a Nasty Jerk and his friend Knows it!! 😠😠

    • @ashlyn_28
      @ashlyn_28 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "you stinky MFker!"

  • @jacksonwoods4809
    @jacksonwoods4809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4696

    I feel like the guy in the white was a great dude, seemed like he was friendly which can be taken wrong these days as its not all too normal for people to be genuinley kind. The way he got out of the car simply because u asked and knowing that this is how it works speaks alot.

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      couldn't agree more, if he was a different kind of guy that video could have ended with me getting beat up

    • @t3hwar
      @t3hwar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@Driver_Eddie that would have been shitty

    • @Shrimp_Insurance
      @Shrimp_Insurance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You must hang around a lot of jerks, the majority of people are considerate. The dude was nice, which is normal, it's the inconsiderate assholes that are in the minority, mostly because that behavior gets you nowhere and isolates you.

    • @MaryJane-tp3qd
      @MaryJane-tp3qd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Shrimp_Insurance I’ve seen so much in life that rewards straight up bad people and makes the good people work harder because they are good and I think that’s what needs to change. I’ve seen it represented in so many ways, and even “bad” people get more punishment for telling the truth because they are a bad person.

    • @dylanhumphrey2479
      @dylanhumphrey2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Shrimp_Insurance no dude I just think you’re unusually lucky if you don’t see this very often. Most people are not nice like that. A lot of people take shit personally and therefore attack you (verbally) because they think you’re attacking them. It’s rare for people to not forget the unspoken rule that everyone deserves respect. No matter what. Like you’re allowed to take something the wrong way and that not be an open door to an argument. You’d be genuinely surprised by how many people wouldn’t have handle this situation the same way.

  • @Nomad-97
    @Nomad-97 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I applaud your composure. The slap would’ve definitely rubbed me the wrong way right off the bat, but the second shitty Bill kicked his leg up (which you know very well it was prob running down his leg) I would’ve hauled him out by his crusty muddy drawers. I love the fact you looked where he sat for skid marks when he left.
    Hopefully you had a tide to go just incase.

    • @en2p187
      @en2p187 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sorry this is a bit random but I absolutely love the way you write. I couldn't stop laughing, and dry heaving at the "which you know very well it was prob running down his leg" part

    • @Nomad-97
      @Nomad-97 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@en2p187 hahaha I’m glad I could get a laugh out of you! It’s a good feeling to make somebody laugh 😆 no need to apologize, and thank you!

    • @ZerkyP30
      @ZerkyP30 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are funny asf😂

    • @Nomad-97
      @Nomad-97 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZerkyP30 😂😂😂

  • @astrorobinson3716
    @astrorobinson3716 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao “that’s me lookin for poop stains” you’re hilarious dude

  • @Vylerr
    @Vylerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    Even the ads saying this guy needs cleaning.

    • @Ryguy809
      @Ryguy809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I got an ad for deodorant reading this comment 💀

    • @J4themperor
      @J4themperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Got an ad for ax💀

    • @chrisb5281
      @chrisb5281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Got an ad for toothpaste

    • @ethan.2510
      @ethan.2510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Got an ad for paper towels

    • @godsgift42020
      @godsgift42020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i got an ad for dawn soap

  • @deleted5876
    @deleted5876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2636

    You’ll never know what I said for these likes.

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      hahah its a new yotube feature!

    • @iswiftyfox8997
      @iswiftyfox8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Driver_Eddie 8k be like

    • @AImighty_Loaf
      @AImighty_Loaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Might wanna check your setting man

    • @magnito333
      @magnito333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@AImighty_Loaf or his upper lip 😂

    • @user-me9vk8df6p
      @user-me9vk8df6p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@magnito333 lol

  • @DroopysChair
    @DroopysChair 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I GOT A PERFUME AD WHEN I CLICKED THIS VIDEO..IM LITERALLY CRYING 😭

  • @latindolphin
    @latindolphin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Poor guy. No one should never have to deal with this. It's unbelievable that some people don't believe in respect

  • @carlosytt8778
    @carlosytt8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    Having boundaries is important. So when you feel uncomfortable for having people touch you, it is completely normal.

    • @wheresdarice3988
      @wheresdarice3988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It is? Wow, all this time I just thought I was being a sensitive crybaby. There's this girl in my class whom I didn't even know existed until she approached me. She didn't really have friends so I pitied her. She approached me, saying things like "I don't have many friends and you're the only person I know here so please be my friend". I was dumbfounded until she explained that we live in the same town and that she saw me walk my dogs a few times. She also mentioned that she knew me because my parents are well known for being the town's mechanics. Oh, she also told me that she said "hi" to me once. ONCE.

    • @wheresdarice3988
      @wheresdarice3988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      On the day she approached me, she already made me VERY uncomfortable but I tolerated her. She was so weird and gross! The pandemic is still around right? We still wore masks that time. She. Wouldn't. Stop. Touching. Me. She made me go to the nurses office with her EVERY TIME and would always try to HOLD MY HAND/ARM. She'd yank my arm, she'd wrap her arms around my arm, she'd hug me, she'd slap my back whenever I said something "funny" and she wouldn't leave me alone! I sent her a text and told her I wanted to be classmates only. No more, no less because she clearly doesn't understand what "boundaries" meant. She was like "ok" but still did the same thing! She'd always guilt trip me into going to the nurses office with her because of her headaches.

    • @wheresdarice3988
      @wheresdarice3988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Please! You're my only friend! I don't have anyone else! I also just barfed!" she said. I was worried about her so I took her to the nurses office. She would NOT stop touching me. I kept pushing her hand away but she just kept holding my arm tighter. And the expression on her face just made me want to punch the shit out of her. She looked like she was "scared" and she probably thought she was being quirky too but I just thought she was creepy. I expressed my feelings about her behaviour POLITELY multiple times and yet, she stays the same. She'd stare at me when I was hanging out with my friends and when we made eye contact, she'd still stare at me. Hell, she probably even follows me. She even asked me to go to the bathroom with her once. Wtf, lady??

    • @calhuh1232
      @calhuh1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @shizzlemywizzle1
      @shizzlemywizzle1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@wheresdarice3988 why are you trauma dumping under this comment?

  • @mattbehan417
    @mattbehan417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1094

    Rich kids are notorious for having a hard time with potty training.

    • @dopaminhunter8708
      @dopaminhunter8708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ok poor guy

    • @bigt7706
      @bigt7706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@dopaminhunter8708 he's not entirely wrong though

    • @helphelp8618
      @helphelp8618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dude probably just has some sort of bowel condition and is acting out because of embarrassment. I don’t know where this came from, but rich people don’t need potty training lmao.

    • @mattbehan417
      @mattbehan417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I babysat a handful. In my opinion they do.

    • @Sschwartzy
      @Sschwartzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They are also notorious for sh*tthing in their pants when people buy gamestop

  • @ronyolo8419
    @ronyolo8419 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hittin the friend with the appreciation goes a long way. Way to encourage people who aren’t obnoxious lol.

  • @gettingbetter12345
    @gettingbetter12345 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Poor guy! what you have to contend with. Luckily you have a good sense of humour and a hilarious voice! 😂

  • @zachbealetv
    @zachbealetv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7909

    Love your stuff man. I don’t know how you handle these situations so well man. Respect to you.

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      well thanks for following along Zach! appreciate it

    • @benrombach7423
      @benrombach7423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      My favorite new TH-camr likes my other favorite new TH-camr. Worlds collide.

    • @marlinanenomeposeidonthdar4677
      @marlinanenomeposeidonthdar4677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      zachbealetv wow Zach it feels like only yesterday you have 10k subs, you grew a lot and I hope you can get your verified mark

    • @jhamelyp6922
      @jhamelyp6922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same thing Ben Rombach said lmao

    • @dubtv6160
      @dubtv6160 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesnt he jus cancel trips

  • @skydragon8538
    @skydragon8538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    The feel bad for the first guy, he must be so embarrassed

  • @Yungmordii
    @Yungmordii 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m starting inDriver tomo if God’s willing I can’t wait 😂 I love your videos Edd

  • @sjcflawless
    @sjcflawless ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was like a scene in a movie! 😂

  • @caramellocabello34
    @caramellocabello34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    That first guy was exactly how everyone should act in an uber

  • @HashtagMars69
    @HashtagMars69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Slapped your shoulder put his foot up in your car and smelled like a sewer? That guy did everything wrong lmao

    • @NjD....
      @NjD.... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should have twisted his foot.

  • @nakomtsuu8433
    @nakomtsuu8433 ปีที่แล้ว

    ur reaction+the saying thanks to the other guy
    thank you.

  • @LCARSDATANODE
    @LCARSDATANODE 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the un-gloved swiped to check at end got me.

  • @luvella9795
    @luvella9795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    I would have disinfected the car 30 times after that.

    • @monsieurpoope5434
      @monsieurpoope5434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nah burn it down lol

    • @maddyhuh7989
      @maddyhuh7989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m selling the car after that 😫😫

    • @hithere4719
      @hithere4719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dust off, and nuke the car from orbit.

    • @mikem2022
      @mikem2022 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d sent him a $30k car fine 😂

  • @camrynweston931
    @camrynweston931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    I feel so badly for the guy in the white, you can tell the other guy was just drinking and the guy in the white was more sober than he was LOL

    • @internetperson9121
      @internetperson9121 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s not the only difference. Alcohol doesn’t change a person that much unless they’re already a piece of shit (pun intended)

  • @lucianevans6025
    @lucianevans6025 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the narration

  • @ABlackCountryWoman
    @ABlackCountryWoman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love every Lyft driver I have ever ridden with - my husband died a few years ago and I do not drive so you guys are lifesavers - but one driver I had a year ago, smelled so badly that I quite literally gagged all the way to my destination. I have been in Lyft cars which have not smelled as fresh as I'd have liked, but these men drive for hours and sometimes even begin a shift after working a primary job for eight hours. Anyway - I would never make a rude or embarrassing comment or affect a driver's rating/livelihood by leaving a poor rating or comment...I tried as best I could to ignore the offensive aroma because the man was so polite and kind.

  • @jeremyrbaker230
    @jeremyrbaker230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    White shirt raised correctly and brings faith to humanity

  • @spacewalker9463
    @spacewalker9463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    I hope he washed his hands before slapping u😆

    • @cem19771
      @cem19771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      you know very well that man hasn't washed his hands all night! see all the time guys go in to take a piss and walk right out.

    • @codyramos3200
      @codyramos3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cem19771
      someone: asked me ''your not gonna wash your hands?''
      me: its cool i wash my c**k in the morning so im good for the day

    • @chemicalimbalance7030
      @chemicalimbalance7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cem19771 not during a pandemic, surely.

    • @jamal2982
      @jamal2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cem19771 all types of nasty

    • @cristooreal7996
      @cristooreal7996 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probly not

  • @brittanygray700
    @brittanygray700 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Yo check this out get your foot off here” lol 😆

  • @burneshortliver2161
    @burneshortliver2161 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're not the only person who freaks out when a complete stranger touches you in a wierd way

  • @oranbrassell8528
    @oranbrassell8528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    “I wanted to kick the shit out of em but it smelled like it was already out anyway”🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JenkemJohannes69
      @JenkemJohannes69 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate using public toilets too and if i have to use one i refuse to sit down on the toilet seat and usually just squat on the floor instead. if i squat low enough i dont even have to wipe after so I'm actually saving precious time by squatting on the floor

  • @BestBrandsPerfume
    @BestBrandsPerfume 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

    The driver is a Professional, I like his style.

  • @markmonroy5622
    @markmonroy5622 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely agree I hate it when someone touches me when I don’t give them permission to

  • @KE8NUF
    @KE8NUF 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I got a chocolate ad before this 💀

  • @vapor3470
    @vapor3470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    this guy is brave i could not turn my back to random people in a car when im driving

  • @DeckerBens
    @DeckerBens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    _"I hope they don't have cameras"_ - famous last words

    • @joelmarks6777
      @joelmarks6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If I heard that, sorry but that person would be kicked out automatically.

  • @GlisanHousecasa-st5cl
    @GlisanHousecasa-st5cl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That thumbnail caption did you sheet yourself made me laugh so instantly it almost hurt

  • @Hey_Jamie
    @Hey_Jamie ปีที่แล้ว

    Love a good narration.

  • @butteredtoast9471
    @butteredtoast9471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    I have a gross friend like this guy. Love him but it's like he flips a coin everyday to decide whether or not to shower, and loses the toss. I've had to force this man to shower before going out, and sprayed copious amounts of cologne on him, sometimes when hes not looking. Lol

    • @Anteug
      @Anteug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Your a real one brotha

    • @colei8752
      @colei8752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      This is exactly how my dad is. He can easily go weeks without a bath, and rarely washes his hands. To make it even worse, we live on a farm and he regularly works outside with animals. I make it a rule that if he wants to hug me, he has to take a shower first

    • @longdirtytoenails1076
      @longdirtytoenails1076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I though gay dudes showered together?

    • @BBQpig21
      @BBQpig21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      A real friend tells a friend he smells like literal shit.

    • @athmaid
      @athmaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@longdirtytoenails1076 dude what?

  • @oisindaly2669
    @oisindaly2669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    The white shirt guy was definitely the regular and this guy just went there to get complitly plastered

  • @TrumpConvictedMAGAcanFAFO
    @TrumpConvictedMAGAcanFAFO 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My would would have left my body as soon as I smelled shit. Good lord man you’ve got the patience of a saint

  • @TR0PICAL1
    @TR0PICAL1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It smelled so bad that i can smell it from here.

  • @psixi7230
    @psixi7230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    I think the shoulder tap was meant to be a friendly pat, even though very annoying. but when he put his leg out in your car I would have lost my shit lol

    • @MaryJane-tp3qd
      @MaryJane-tp3qd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Well the rider lost his shit first

    • @sottosotto4056
      @sottosotto4056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nah, thats just something drunk people do to assert dominance on other people.

    • @BlackRose-rp7kv
      @BlackRose-rp7kv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The dude shit himself, rubbed his ass all over where he was sitting, and put his foot out
      I seriously doubt that shoulder tap was meant to be friendly, definetely something to do with asserting dominance and knowingly putting germs on someone right after you shit yourself

    • @reekrodriqguez6552
      @reekrodriqguez6552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MaryJane-tp3qd literally

    • @wendellcook1764
      @wendellcook1764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Shoulder slapping is friendly amongst friends that already know each other and have established friendship. Shoulder slapping a stranger is like saying "hey, I can invade your personal space and will probably take it a little further the next time if you let this slide." It's very disrespectful, although the driver handled it well. It might be overboard to call him out on it immediately but it signals to the driver that this guy might attempt to continue to be more disrespectful until he finds out what the limit is. He hangs out with the more reasonable guy because the reasonable guy helps keep him out of trouble. The reasonable guy probably hangs out with him because he likes what the disrespectful guy can provide for him socially or financially.

  • @jbaby007
    @jbaby007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Just another confirmation that I do not need to drive people around for a living.

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie  3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      haha true

    • @mrnom5763
      @mrnom5763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No but you do it for the extra cash which is your choice. Your replaceable Notting your doing is unique and can be trained to another who might be better then you.

    • @Lincolnator721
      @Lincolnator721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@SchafdoggGTO City bus drivers are like:

    • @willemgijs3803
      @willemgijs3803 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can have such a point for every job in the world?

    • @bornestellar6334
      @bornestellar6334 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willemgijs3803 Not really. Plenty of jobs require minimal to no social interactions with drunken strangers.

  • @LittleLulubee
    @LittleLulubee 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You have the perfect radio voice 😁

  • @notreal6032
    @notreal6032 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao this video is super well executed

  • @poca723
    @poca723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The friend was hilarious for calling him out

  • @b1bo840
    @b1bo840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    immediately after the video an ad asked “did you know the average person has 10lbs of toxic poop in their body at any given moment?” 😂

    • @LuisHernandez-hz6yu
      @LuisHernandez-hz6yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Umzu😂😂😂

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ToXik PoOooOp

    • @Adam-ox7zo
      @Adam-ox7zo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bs stuff like that drives me crazy! Do people seriously think that's true? They do realize we have a liver. If your body isn't removing the toxins then get to the ER! Also toxins aren't real, things are only toxic in high quantities. Hell if you drink enough water, you can die. Hell apples have small amounts of cyanide in them but they are still healthy. Only way it could be harmful is if you ate 3,000 of them. Also, who the hell even has 10lbs of poop in their body? How long have you been holding it? Take a laxative and go to the bathroom, jeez. If you have that much poop in you, you have problems

    • @khakipeach2128
      @khakipeach2128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i know exactly what ad you’re talking about, it’s one of those guru’s who try and sell you their products

    • @j.t.9666
      @j.t.9666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOOOOO killed me

  • @smhatheworldwelivein
    @smhatheworldwelivein ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my... People never cease to amaze me

  • @healingallover8585
    @healingallover8585 ปีที่แล้ว

    The man that slapped you on the arm is showing his dominance over you.He is stepping wayyyy over boundaries.

  • @dondeigo9218
    @dondeigo9218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The fact that a grown adult man asked the other adult if he went to the bathroom in his pants is hilarious.

    • @suzbone
      @suzbone ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, you- a presumed adult male- phrasing it as obliquely as "went to the bathroom in his pants" instead of "shit himself" is funny too... with bonus points for irony 🙌

  • @Liqoh
    @Liqoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    the shoulder tap thing is so common with older generations and i hate it, can’t even count how many times a dude i just met does that to me, makes you feel violated for a sec lol

    • @sauldloc9392
      @sauldloc9392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ong

    • @OfficialParkit
      @OfficialParkit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Violated? 😆😆

    • @Liqoh
      @Liqoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@OfficialParkit not like that kinda violated but you know what i mean, like ya personal space has been messed with and you feel icky

    • @zoeyb8361
      @zoeyb8361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      you feel violated because someone "taps your shoulder" ?? My god what is wrong with ppl these days..

    • @sauldloc9392
      @sauldloc9392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@zoeyb8361 nah if they do it every single time like damn stop touching me cuz not ur buddy 🤣

  • @ParzivalTheThird
    @ParzivalTheThird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn’t get an ad on this video but I didn’t need that to find it funny 👍