Goosebumps: PART 1 - JonTron

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  • @nitrocharge2404
    @nitrocharge2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3032

    The kid was never read his Miranda rights, case has to be dismissed

    • @PremiumCheeses
      @PremiumCheeses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Now that you mention it, I do find it weird that Matty was never told that he had the right to remain silent.

    • @blara2401
      @blara2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      I mean, a Reality Police that declares a prepubescent kid guilty for immature rebellion in a semi-dysfunctional family isn't exactly gonna bother with fairness.

    • @ashleyl7608
      @ashleyl7608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Interesting fact, not having your rights read to you does not require your case to be dismissed. All that happens is the cop might get in a little trouble, then continue about his business relatively unaffected.

    • @bophadesknutz7798
      @bophadesknutz7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hes Canadian

    • @cameronmeeker5016
      @cameronmeeker5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@bophadesknutz7798 that's why he wasnt read his rights cuz he doesn't have any

  • @whatxanswer
    @whatxanswer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3987

    Fun Fact: The kid who played Matt went off to voice large roles such as Iron Man's Repuslor blast

    • @samdherring
      @samdherring 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Imagine the Iron Man blaster was inspired by him falling on the ice lol
      Edit- 6:38

    • @CybernerdShua
      @CybernerdShua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Didn't think it was possible, but you made a funnier joke about Matt's "Aaaaaaaaauugh" than the 1992 IBM computer.

    • @agustindardick6726
      @agustindardick6726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You had me in the first part, not gonna lie

    • @Gimwald1802
      @Gimwald1802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or Tie Fighters

    • @clownduckkky9508
      @clownduckkky9508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s actually a stock sound effect

  • @yuglooc06
    @yuglooc06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6480

    Watching Jon tron is like sitting next to ur friend in class that makes a joke out of everything the teacher says

  • @allisonrhoads7273
    @allisonrhoads7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    Fun fact: R.L. Stine never included things like divorce, drugs/alcohol, or abusive home lives in his books because he wanted kids to be afraid of things that weren't real.

    • @fraziercrawford
      @fraziercrawford ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Solid sociological tact honestly, give the kids panic attacks over fiction, kids master the panic, domestic disturbances cease to paralyze them. I'm with it

    • @ColtComanche
      @ColtComanche ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Saved that for Fear Street

    • @I-DEPRESSIONIST
      @I-DEPRESSIONIST ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@fraziercrawfordguess it worked for me

    • @7WomaNation
      @7WomaNation ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wow bro really said Nha jus wonna fuck wid'em

    • @benamisai-kham5892
      @benamisai-kham5892 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@fraziercrawfordI used to be a big crybaby as a young kid and was scared by everything, but then my dad just told me a story one night that when he was 4 years old he watched a lot of Looney toons and other cartoons that had zeppelins in them. He said one morning his sister (only 2 years older) saw a blimp and cried to their parents about them about to get bombed, so my grandparents took them to the nearby airport to show them the blimps and explain the importance of not taking stories too seriously (and then banned me from watching spooky content until I could confidently handle it)
      Unfortunately he only taught me that the true horrors are within the world around me, not in stories.

  • @hal1385
    @hal1385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3411

    Gotta love that they butchered that episode so badly that the title doesn't even make sense anymore.
    For those that don't know, the plot of "Don't Go To Sleep" in the book was that the kid merged with a reality tear by sleeping in that old bed and every time he falls asleep reality itself gets twisted more and more. The reality police wanted to kill him before reality becomes completely unraveled and he decides that the only way to end it is to sleep in the old bed again to hopefully reverse the process.
    The episode was just like "whatever, he's reality hopping right? We'll just do a twist at the end where it looks like it was all a dream and then he gets attacked for no reason!"

    • @ethanieldude1
      @ethanieldude1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Jamie Feddema The book was actually one of my favorites. It’s a cool idea.

    • @tsukitsukitoons3368
      @tsukitsukitoons3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It was my first goosebumps book. I was ten, and I got hella nightmares from it.

    • @imdone439
      @imdone439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      reality police.....how frightening

    • @SweenusSwinginHisDingus
      @SweenusSwinginHisDingus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Jamie Feddema that is an infinitely better version than the show

    • @MonoCrowbo
      @MonoCrowbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      *The Directors Thoughts*
      Director: "Hmm let's see lets grab a book fuck it all up add a twist at the end where he beats the bad guys but for some random reason the bad guys are back and attack him for no reason despite him fixing reality"
      Actors: Ya got it boss man

  • @sportsentertained
    @sportsentertained 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2469

    "hockey coach man" is Don Cherry. The man is a legend in Canada. Hosted Coaches Corner in Hockey Night in Canada for like a million years and used to coach in the NHL.

    • @wyattkasey4629
      @wyattkasey4629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      “FUCKS like a little kid”

    • @kipras1412
      @kipras1412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hot damn jons content is timeless

    • @HoserV9
      @HoserV9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      And isn't acting. That's just how Don Cherry is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ''unspecified orgasm''.

    • @aaronmcmullen5445
      @aaronmcmullen5445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's also a moron lol

  • @therenegadeinfluencer
    @therenegadeinfluencer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    I like how Don Cherry is basically just being himself as the hockey coach and actually fits in with with the god awful writing of the show.

    • @dragonfox4553
      @dragonfox4553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Some of the episodes were ok

    • @jimmytori6765
      @jimmytori6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      As someone who watched HNIC every weekend it was awesome seeing him in this episode of Goosebumps.

    • @ndrocca
      @ndrocca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was looking for this comment and I could not agree more.

    • @theshinydisciple3228
      @theshinydisciple3228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I miss don cherry on hnic

    • @karrtar-kraft
      @karrtar-kraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@theshinydisciple3228 we all do

  • @wanderhere594
    @wanderhere594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    6:58 No matter how many years pass, this skit with Don Cherry LITERALLY makes me cry with laughter. "Fucks like a little kid out there." 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @ashen_roses
    @ashen_roses 9 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    "You can count me in!"
    "Okay, one."
    "What even?"
    "I counted you i-"
    "Go to fucking hell."

    • @rykervschase3096
      @rykervschase3096 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And you felt the need to make a comment about it why?

    • @rykervschase3096
      @rykervschase3096 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Coolartist1110 that is probably 100% true

    • @rykervschase3096
      @rykervschase3096 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Coolartist1110 just add time stamps

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MessengerOfDreams Well, that escalated quickly.

    • @erinstover932
      @erinstover932 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dixen Prime
      Yes it was.

  • @turn.103
    @turn.103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    "One"
    "What u doin"
    "Im counting you in"
    _humor, folks_

  • @punkst3r
    @punkst3r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    I think most of their budget went into hiring Vanilla Ice to rap for a a few minutes in this episode.

    • @AlexBabbage
      @AlexBabbage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      A fair bit probably went to hiring Don Cherry as well.

    • @punkst3r
      @punkst3r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, he really let himself go huh?

    • @ChadtheDJguy
      @ChadtheDJguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheese Crumbs It's Vanilla Ice?

    • @punkst3r
      @punkst3r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ChadtheDJguy Of course it is, who else would it be? Chocolate Ice?
      ...heh..

    • @ChadtheDJguy
      @ChadtheDJguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheese Crumbs But I've looked all over for the song and I can't find it anywhere :(

  • @user-en4eo1cc4t
    @user-en4eo1cc4t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    7:58 You can actually hear Jon's cry in the background of that scene.

    • @EEBE64
      @EEBE64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It sounds more like a sinister laugh in the background that just so happens to sound somewhat similar to Jon's cry.

  • @HerbieGundersonTMRioCollector
    @HerbieGundersonTMRioCollector 7 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    "The Lady on the billboard becomes a slight meth addict / Michael Jackson."
    I fucking lost it. X'D

    • @andrewchurch452
      @andrewchurch452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Herbie Hopps **cough** I love **cough** your **cough** profile pic. **cough**
      Huh? Uh I didn't say anything...

    • @slickserpent9484
      @slickserpent9484 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew Church ey brohoof m8

    • @rainyday7618
      @rainyday7618 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Herbie Hopps the thing is its true thats why its so funny

    • @RoboOrange
      @RoboOrange 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Herbie Hopps lol

    • @RoboOrange
      @RoboOrange 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Herbie Hopps XD

  • @ninjamushroom8367
    @ninjamushroom8367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    That dog in the goosebumps opening scene scared the shit out of me when I was little

    • @lumpypotato8168
      @lumpypotato8168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ninja mushroom me too

    • @thegamer9302
      @thegamer9302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too but that's because my dad always made me jump.

    • @inkblade5993
      @inkblade5993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My mom bought me a bunch of m rated horror games when I was like 8 and would yell to spook me while I was playing SILENT FUCKING HILL

    • @burningelmo5051
      @burningelmo5051 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ink Blade Man that's already survival Horror no need to make it more Horror-y

    • @inkblade5993
      @inkblade5993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omid still miffed to this day

  • @cheeseisherelive
    @cheeseisherelive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1283

    How he says “The cuckoo clock of doom” gets me every time 😂

  • @notjohnbruno1522
    @notjohnbruno1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "I thought sports were played outdorse" never fails to catch me off guard, super underrated gem from this video

  • @destroy141
    @destroy141 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    the Halloween episodes are always my favorite

    • @NumdegasedUHC
      @NumdegasedUHC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not that weird considering they're half of what's produced by this channel now

    • @xavachu
      @xavachu 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Destry Soule I know what you mean

    • @LivingLaughingLoving897
      @LivingLaughingLoving897 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Destry Soule They're definitely the best

    • @yourmother7052
      @yourmother7052 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +zachcreed Your profile pic looks like it's trying to seduce me.

    • @orbuth2212
      @orbuth2212 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Your Mother (Your Mom) How dare you talk about Reggie-senpai like that you monster?

  • @karmalotto8587
    @karmalotto8587 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6965

    I'm sorry, but Courage the Cowardly Dog was definitely scarier than Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark? combined.

    • @mr.memesanddreams5870
      @mr.memesanddreams5870 8 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      No take
      Gososebumps+are you afraid of the dark×Stereroids=Courage the cowardly dog

    • @snailormoon2610
      @snailormoon2610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I think pingu or however you spell it is scarier (that noot noot guy)

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      XD that's a fantastic imitation of pingu. [:P]

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Pretty sure that premiered in 1999 though, so not really for kids growing up in the 90s.

    • @ankkatuubi1238
      @ankkatuubi1238 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      shaun the sheep is tje most scariest

  • @psychetitan3529
    @psychetitan3529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3878

    we're just going to ignore the fact that the judge has the German flag in the courtroom, meaning the reality police are run by the german government
    How the hell did this comment get so popular

    • @tanman8461
      @tanman8461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Hopefully not when Hitler was in charge.

    • @twistedtentacles9621
      @twistedtentacles9621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Now nazis are the real scarie monsters as drugs as a close second by Ronald regan

    • @googol181
      @googol181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Octobox OwO fucking commie

    • @ryman1933
      @ryman1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@tanman8461 Hopefully when Hitler was in charge. At least I wouldn't get stabbed or have to worry about my female relatives being sexually assaulted.

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ryman1933 bro there is a time and place

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I can't believe this is almost a decade old.

  • @darkstrideisi3346
    @darkstrideisi3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    To do list:
    Laugh at the DISABLED

    • @rn4796
      @rn4796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      First thing of the day everyday

    • @mysticxl3gend999
      @mysticxl3gend999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did that make you laugh and spit every where too??

    • @plutossky7534
      @plutossky7534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am your 666th like YOU'RE WELCOME

    • @-geeko123
      @-geeko123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@plutossky7534
      im gonna do it

    • @Mushieroom814
      @Mushieroom814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do that and you will go to hell

  • @nat_b_26
    @nat_b_26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    Who else has a JonTron Halloween marathon every year?

  • @Bill52ism
    @Bill52ism 9 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    "ugly people never win"- JonTron 2014

  • @Schmidty030
    @Schmidty030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Every goosebumps protagonist: "No amount of therapy will ever make this situation ok."

  • @BonW
    @BonW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    6:57
    ''We got hockey coachman over here just making- **gnome noise** just making a scene for everyone to enjoy.''

    • @Romeokilo420
      @Romeokilo420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don cherry one of the best Canadians

    • @spirit138
      @spirit138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      IMA GNOME AND YOUVE BEEN GNOMED

    • @whaccoon
      @whaccoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@spirit138 I'M GUH-NOT A GUH-NOBLIN, I'M GUH-NOT A GUH-NELF...

    • @squishysealio
      @squishysealio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m a G-nome! And you’ve been gnomed!

    • @alvintsui5697
      @alvintsui5697 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Come on! What's goin' on! Let's get some heads up HOCKEY!*

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 9 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "Doctor, you're gonna have to take off your hockey skates."
    If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that...

    • @gagefrederickson3505
      @gagefrederickson3505 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You'd be able to bet 10 million dollars on kids!

    • @5carecrow94
      @5carecrow94 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gage Frederickson Not like that guy, though. Fucks like a little kid out there.

    • @Sqwivig
      @Sqwivig 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like all my first dates? X'D

    • @5carecrow94
      @5carecrow94 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** HEADS UP HOCKEY

    • @diethumperdie
      @diethumperdie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +5carecrow94 You'd have a whole dollar

  • @yukuho8047
    @yukuho8047 8 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I rewatch all of Jon's vids because they're the greatest thing to happen to TH-cam.

    • @mcsqueezy202
      @mcsqueezy202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yukuho you didn't watch them all, go home

    • @TrueUnknownNPC
      @TrueUnknownNPC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I rewatch them because they always make me lmao

  • @crosk6594
    @crosk6594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    dude the reality police guys are having so much fun with their roles! literally the way that ref spins around and just takes off his glasses is so goddamn fresh i cant help but enjoy it

    • @dcb99filmz
      @dcb99filmz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Believe it or not, the dude disguised as the ref is also a damn good voice actor.
      He's played Master Yo (Yin Yang Yo), Jake Justice (Rescue Heroes), Agram (Magi Nation), Pastor Jerome (Far Cry 5) and even Takenori Akagi in a dub of Slam Dunk that only ran 20 episodes.

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@dcb99filmzMartin Roach is the actor, just for future readers.

    • @dcb99filmz
      @dcb99filmz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@newguy371 that's right

  • @purplvurpl0295
    @purplvurpl0295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Don’t remember the episode, but the one where the two kids are staying with their grandparents and they leave suddenly on a bike, and then the kids have to defend themselves from a sea monster. Scared the shit out of me

    • @thomasmedway7261
      @thomasmedway7261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Exocito _ The episode was called How to Kill a Monster

    • @echomikoart
      @echomikoart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait I think I read a similar one!
      Kids were by their gramps in the woods!
      Gramps always cook food that theu don't eat, only to discover they were feeding a monster hidden somewhere in the house.
      The gramps were away when the kids discovered it (obviously.) So they have to fight that thing.
      I remember they defeat him only because he was allergic to humans and died when he tried to bite the girl.
      The kids get oit of the house, but there is a lovely twist at the end:
      The whole woods were full of monsters!

    • @wiictvchannel1112
      @wiictvchannel1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@echomikoart That's one of my favorites!

    • @echomikoart
      @echomikoart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wiictvchannel1112 nice!! Do you happen to remember what it was callled? I would really like to read it again!

    • @wiictvchannel1112
      @wiictvchannel1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@echomikoart It's called How to Kill a Monster!

  • @HYDRAKOMIKS
    @HYDRAKOMIKS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    It is my yearly Halloween tradition to watch all of Jontrons Halloween episodes.

    • @darthsidious6380
      @darthsidious6380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Left Shark 😃

    • @jobascantu3510
      @jobascantu3510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Touch of Chaos it is my weekly tradition to watch all the jontron halloween episodes

    • @panda-vy9ii
      @panda-vy9ii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chic 'N' Stu it's my hourly tradition to watch all of jontron's videos

    • @zootnoison5967
      @zootnoison5967 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@panda-vy9ii Secondly Tradition?

    • @joppysoppy7481
      @joppysoppy7481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just watch these whenever I have the time

  • @limbeckk8632
    @limbeckk8632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    4 years later and this is still fire.

    • @somethingelse4898
      @somethingelse4898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marcussmithwick6326 He means its still good.....😐that wasn't hard to understand

    • @marcussmithwick6326
      @marcussmithwick6326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Something Else r/wooosh

    • @officialgoogleyoutube
      @officialgoogleyoutube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      See, I think that's a fallacy. Da kids only started using "fire" in the context in the last year or two, right? So, if that's true, how could it have been "fire" then if nothing was "fire" then, aside from fire?

    • @androidboy9214
      @androidboy9214 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make that 5 coming ip

  • @willlock5189
    @willlock5189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    It’s a tradition that I watch the goosebumps and are you afraid of the dark Jontron episodes on Halloween every time I watch the videos I’m always in tears of laughter

  • @lucksury
    @lucksury 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    5:25 one of my fav JonTron moments, idk why

  • @kingdice2651
    @kingdice2651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    “I don’t even care if i have to take meds, I’M NOT TAKIN EM”
    I’m dying 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @nonyodambiz
    @nonyodambiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I love how Jon gets genuinely upset that "In trouble" is not a location XD

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I discovered this guy during quarantine a few days ago and I have YEARS of content to watch. I am so ducking grateful for this guy and my timing in finding him.

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How long did it take you to catch up on those "years of content?"

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@newguy371
      Yeah, fair ‘nuf lol. That was fast.

  • @Blargabar
    @Blargabar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    *Goosebumps theme starts*
    Me: *starts having Vietnam like flashbacks*

  • @khalilal-bukhari7042
    @khalilal-bukhari7042 10 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Am I the only person that remembers the goosebumps choose your own adventure books? Those things were fucking sweet.

    • @ChaoFunable
      @ChaoFunable 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I remember those ah memories cx

    • @Liam44471
      @Liam44471 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those were definitely my favorite.

    • @Enedee_
      @Enedee_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved them so much.

    • @Parralyzed
      @Parralyzed 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, you're the only one in the whole world, dumbass

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember the Star Wars ones.

  • @captainbirch9835
    @captainbirch9835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I don't know why The "Indorse? I thought sports were played outdoorse" line makes laugh every time

    • @vocalvortexstudios2058
      @vocalvortexstudios2058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its the accent

    • @FangyDoesArt
      @FangyDoesArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not super important, but *endorse. Been bugging me for 3 years lol

    • @kellysmith7357
      @kellysmith7357 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FangyDoesArt hey fangy i think ur confused

    • @alexpalex-banana
      @alexpalex-banana ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit I thought he was actually sating "indoors" for all these years.

  • @Locust13
    @Locust13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The real horror is realizing this is a decade old.

    • @Frightful_Flan
      @Frightful_Flan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn I’m getting older…😂

  • @filmstarterproductions
    @filmstarterproductions 9 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Haven't gotten a new JonTron in 8 months so i decided to watch this for the fifteenth time.

    • @MawileLover
      @MawileLover 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Christopher Cinema what about starcade? there just as funny as normal jontron.

    • @U2andColdplayFan
      @U2andColdplayFan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Christopher Cinema watch starcade u grommet pleb

    • @BaiZoo
      @BaiZoo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Christopher Cinema It's tru though

    • @TheGocakes
      @TheGocakes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not even Halloween and I'm still thrilled to be watching this for the millionth time XD

    • @samsed6855
      @samsed6855 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Christopher Cinema this comment will forever be relevant

  • @benjames8769
    @benjames8769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I'm surprised Jon didn't bring up the fact that the judge in the "Time Court" was British and had a German and Brazilian flag behind him. What even...

    • @Robin-jk6wz
      @Robin-jk6wz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And then made an American lobbying joke on a Canadian show.

    • @angelicagover2187
      @angelicagover2187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Globalism at it finest.

    • @wolfofthewest1
      @wolfofthewest1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the judge was scottish? I mean its the same country, UK but they are different areas

    • @charmenietraumtor5671
      @charmenietraumtor5671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Germany and Brazil are in charge of reality? It all makes sense now...

    • @angelicagover2187
      @angelicagover2187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@charmenietraumtor5671 so that's why everything is fucked (note: this isn't racist i'm brazilian,okay? Thanks.)

  • @Mor1adim
    @Mor1adim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Calls Don Cherry "Hockey Guy"
    It's accurate.

  • @Prensa1-i4b
    @Prensa1-i4b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    11 years, still love this shit

  • @AlphaOmegaSin
    @AlphaOmegaSin 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

    The chick on the billboard actually looked like Trent Reznor from Nine inch nails lol
    Also the books and the show were definitely awesome as shit, though I did watch Tales from the Crypt and Tales from the darkside a whole lot more lol

    • @explosivocast1845
      @explosivocast1845 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Love your stuff alpha, Keep it up!!

    • @MRun1997
      @MRun1997 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You and JonTron should hook up for a video

    • @aquatickappa6817
      @aquatickappa6817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AlphaOmegaSin Tales from the dark side was my shit.

    • @TheyLive7
      @TheyLive7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AlphaOmegaSin k

    • @TrollBenable
      @TrollBenable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      das bosheet

  • @squigglylines2381
    @squigglylines2381 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    10:18 Apparently the reality court is mediated by Germany and Brazil.

  • @SP-qo3pd
    @SP-qo3pd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2249

    Filming in Canada is cheap because they use Monopoly money.

    • @beeninja2539
      @beeninja2539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Don’t be silly we use maple syrup cookies.

    • @isaak___9004
      @isaak___9004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      At least its waterproof

    • @WellCookedPotatoes
      @WellCookedPotatoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Honestly our money is like something you’d see at an amusement park. It’s super colourful, it’s waterproof, and (for more expensive bills) it smells like maple syrup if you scratch it

    • @lisabarnes3095
      @lisabarnes3095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well Are money is indestructible unless you cut it with scissors.

    • @thelonewanderer8186
      @thelonewanderer8186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dame

  • @Fox-983
    @Fox-983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    4:11 “It seems like nothing can go right for our hero Matt, if you even want to call him that,” why wouldn’t I want to call him by his name

    • @grumpyjack9085
      @grumpyjack9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He meant if you want to call him the "hero"

    • @zipdakill
      @zipdakill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R/woooosh

    • @grumpyjack9085
      @grumpyjack9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zipdakill Oh.

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@grumpyjack9085 It wasn't at you.

    • @harrisonbetker2271
      @harrisonbetker2271 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@zipdakillr/deadmemeandcrawlbacktoreddit

  • @MessiahComing
    @MessiahComing 10 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    That coach guy happens to be Don Cherry. Hockey legend.

    • @Hockeymanhero2
      @Hockeymanhero2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      0 Stanley Cups.

    • @EvidenceLawl
      @EvidenceLawl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well no wonder he couldn't act.

    • @bran_van1187
      @bran_van1187 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I find it so much funnier that jon doesnt know who don cherry is...but he basically just describes his real personality lmao

    • @albodoin
      @albodoin 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was about to comment the same thing haha.

    • @Glassvein
      @Glassvein 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd recognize that 6 inch shirt collar any day

  • @lutemis3119
    @lutemis3119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    and then, in the 2000s, we got Courage the Cowardly Dog

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Which was both terrifying, and enjoyable. (What was your least favorite episode?)

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @ninjaman13571 mine was that tree one. By that, I mean the one where Courage chops down a talking tree to save Muriel. His face was creepy af

    • @PlanetNorris
      @PlanetNorris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@IamaPERSON RetuUUuUUrn the SlaaAaaAb...still gives me nightmares..

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PlanetNorris oh God not that one!

    • @mr.potato1338
      @mr.potato1338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Return the slaaaaaab was so satisfying as a kid no joke

  • @chaos9731
    @chaos9731 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3022

    "You gotta do it like a taco" *seems legit.*

    • @eeveedude632
      @eeveedude632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Its the metod

    • @hawttub_2265
      @hawttub_2265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      communism i fucking love your profile pic

    • @A-with-the-J
      @A-with-the-J 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *_get that in there_*

    • @exterioremma
      @exterioremma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "some meth" *EVEN MORE LEGIT*

    • @themiller3940
      @themiller3940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      communism "like a taco, somemeth"

  • @Moony-Lighty
    @Moony-Lighty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    F in the chat for Matt, homebody did nothing wrong and still got a bad ending. (Also, attic rooms are actually usually nice, and I can say that from personal experience.)

  • @JensForum
    @JensForum 11 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    I don't know why, but that "Surprise Buttesex" had me cracking up! XD

    • @MyNamesGoGo
      @MyNamesGoGo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Thatl be two things soon cracked ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Semmelklees
      @Semmelklees 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sorry, but some random memes aren't funny, in my opinion the worst part of the (very good) video

    • @azzlackguhnter5635
      @azzlackguhnter5635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Souprice Buttsecks😂😂😂

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@azzlackguhnter5635 when is it?

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SecondDynasty thanks

  • @theodorepruitt5431
    @theodorepruitt5431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I'll remember this forever 7:23
    8:45 Que Credits
    9:11 the most fitting time on a video.

  • @peregrination3643
    @peregrination3643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Of course, Majora's Mask music is still the scariest for me.

    • @quas7819
      @quas7819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Minecraft cave music is the worst don't @ me

    • @firerunner5482
      @firerunner5482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@quas7819 I am a rebel so i say Pokémon graveyard music is scariest

    • @big__dooosh
      @big__dooosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Majoras Mask music? Scariest?
      Three words:
      River Twygz Bed.
      If you know, you know.

    • @cass9170
      @cass9170 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@big__dooosh how or you stI l L tHe noc K on ma no cud N ere n O JonTron E t the girl becau S e s H e was E vil we will get you. AT IS TI not too late

    • @germonicx1147
      @germonicx1147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BENDROWNED

  • @LEGOfilms23
    @LEGOfilms23 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Happy Halloween 2024! Don't mind me, just The usual pilgrimage

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    *I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. I'M HANGING OUT HERE TONIGHT*
    I just love that kid's delivery. He's trying his best to be such a rebel, like he's sneaking out of the house to go meet some friends in a dark alley.

    • @gabrielleroy6022
      @gabrielleroy6022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Serasia and when he’s like: “well not guilty” that was hilarious, that’s how I would of read it

    • @Flowerbarrel
      @Flowerbarrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gabrielleroy6022 Haha, yup, he did a pretty good job with the crazy script. He made the episode. That and the frenzied hockey coach.

    • @twotime463
      @twotime463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Llke...for Meth?

    • @Flowerbarrel
      @Flowerbarrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@twotime463 Nah, just standing around with some friends in a dark alley after dark because he thinks that's what cool teenagers do. He hasn't learned about drugs yet.

    • @persithedork4189
      @persithedork4189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Flowerbarrel wut

  • @augustokonrad3572
    @augustokonrad3572 9 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Why the time judge has a flag of Brazil and Germany on 9:28?
    Do Germany and Brazil control the flow of time?

    • @Cattywampuscarra
      @Cattywampuscarra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes. They do.

    • @Zakneva
      @Zakneva 9 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Ever since the last World Cup. Yup

    • @augustokonrad3572
      @augustokonrad3572 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Zak Keene Maybe it's an conspiracy, so both countries can pretend a rivalary so nobody suspects that they are controling time itself!

    • @Zakneva
      @Zakneva 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

    • @EpicGlitchman238
      @EpicGlitchman238 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Augusto Konrad They're German, right?
      They're German, and they have secret police
      THE NAZIS RISE AGAIN

  • @saintgeaser9064
    @saintgeaser9064 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    That hockey coach part was beautiful

    • @theymkmewhtiam
      @theymkmewhtiam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Saint Geaser I think hes Don cherry, if not he looks very close to what he is

    • @kyahkvist.5706
      @kyahkvist.5706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AwesomeFaceMe it’s don

    • @poohpush
      @poohpush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah its don cherry

    • @TrxieVTuber
      @TrxieVTuber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Non-Specific Orgasm*

  • @killminewin4733
    @killminewin4733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "The moral of this story is: never think"
    Kars: I learnt that moral a long time ago

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This moral is what corrupted people in power wants for everyone today

  • @Ebob101
    @Ebob101 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I started to zone out but 4:40 brought me back.

  • @alexandersavage305
    @alexandersavage305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Started off my Halloween ‘18 with this video. JonTron literally never gets old!

  • @worstcompany4550
    @worstcompany4550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1914

    Beast from the east
    In west philidephia born and rasied......

    • @maxawesome3178
      @maxawesome3178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      in the forest is where I spent most of my days

    • @isitmac6811
      @isitmac6811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      FazeBigSmoke But next I knew I was in a zoo

    • @chokonnit7337
      @chokonnit7337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what

    • @chokonnit7337
      @chokonnit7337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the

    • @soupphoto3717
      @soupphoto3717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      In the playground where i spent most of my days

  • @SolstaceWinters
    @SolstaceWinters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love coming back to the Goosebumps ones. I honestly hope Jon decides to come back and do some more Goosebumps episodes in the future, maybe with other themes, like "funniest episodes" or "worst acted" or "genuinely creepiest" etc etc.

  • @R0thEmerald
    @R0thEmerald 6 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Me: I wish I have a brother or sister.
    Reality Police: REALITY POLICE OPEN UP!!!!!!!!
    Judge: Guilty against reality

    • @katcano4474
      @katcano4474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Me: I wish the reality police wouldn't arrest me
      Reality Police: *REALITY POLICE OPEN UP!!!!!!*
      Judge: Guilty against reality

    • @katcano4474
      @katcano4474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @sako chan Just think of something that goes against the status quo!

    • @ChimeraMK
      @ChimeraMK 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Woods: I wish you where a real, live ornery sea captain.
      Seamus: But he didn't wish hard enough! It only worked on me head!
      Am I doing it right?

    • @MidnightWanderer00
      @MidnightWanderer00 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I can be in reality forever...is the reality police gonna get me? I said that I want to be in reality forever.

    • @santiagogomezmontoya6300
      @santiagogomezmontoya6300 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      joe nguyen)I know how to counter that in several ways(like that one of thinking getting arrested)
      And that is:Characters of inmense way to live(Im telling you that Death Battle already introduce them)
      that it might be reality breakers(DR fate/strange,Gods like darkseid or thor or superman,and magical or physics laws "don't care abouters(yup,even that deadpool,Spyro and some Ponies win this round)

  • @yohannas3069
    @yohannas3069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    What about the episode with the killer sponge... That turns into a potato

    • @serenitymoon825
      @serenitymoon825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It doesn't turn into a potato, the dog brings the potato into the house

    • @yohannas3069
      @yohannas3069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mermaidwitch94 I thought the dog died... jeez that episode was weird

    • @bhamber2641
      @bhamber2641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Neutron Toad YES!! I watched that one at school, I laughed. Seriously. And I also watched the girl who cried monster. I laughed at that one too

    • @d.rajacks5657
      @d.rajacks5657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That scared me whrn i was 9 or 7. I hated to take a shower as there where a sponge inthere and i also thought there would be one under the sink. It was like that for a year but now i laugh my ass when i see a sponge and potato.

    • @Crbn46
      @Crbn46 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      wat

  • @liamcampbell1754
    @liamcampbell1754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Real Canadians know who the hockey coach is

    • @TheMrANONYMOOSE
      @TheMrANONYMOOSE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      To be honest this is the most offended I've ever been to find out that Don Cherry isn't a household name in the states

    • @j1890
      @j1890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was pretty upset as well. Although Jon is probably right about him ad libbing the lines

    • @metroidmuncher4802
      @metroidmuncher4802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbh i only realized just now after re watching old vids. I never really paid any attention. Shame on me my buddy strictly sends me pics of dons suits randomly all the time

    • @cadensd3168
      @cadensd3168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i'm canadian and i don't know who this is

    • @ziggle5000
      @ziggle5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      caden SD then you aren’t Canadian

  • @saniccc1987
    @saniccc1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    The “Reality Police” sure sounds a lot like a certain extradimensional authority that was in another show recently…

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You could be talking about any number of things, it's a common trope

    • @thickpika2467
      @thickpika2467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “What was your nexus event”

    • @ВладШипило-э4к
      @ВладШипило-э4к 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TVA of course

    • @kelleycrawford7615
      @kelleycrawford7615 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The one with the dinosaurs. If you get to the dolphin people you've gone too far.

    • @gabriellittle2827
      @gabriellittle2827 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t know if to consider the mice(actually a group of hyper-intelligent pandimensional beings)in this or not.

  • @MRF1NLAY
    @MRF1NLAY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The Hockey coach man at 6:55 is acually a super famous Canadian coach/commentator in the hockey world. He's like the Madden of Hockey, his names Don Cherry.

    • @blooddrool8260
      @blooddrool8260 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Knowing this would have made eating at Don Cherry's much more exciting.

  • @LukeLeonettiYouTube
    @LukeLeonettiYouTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Ryan Gosling actually was the main character in a Goosebumps episode (Say Cheese and Die). Not a bad start

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I forgot that actually. You're right.

    • @SatoshiKong
      @SatoshiKong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YOUNG HERCULES, BITCH

    • @walrider2133
      @walrider2133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THAT WAS RYAN GOSLING?!

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@walrider2133 Yeah it was.

    • @jeuvideoiihizq
      @jeuvideoiihizq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was one of my favorite episodes.

  • @backpack6548
    @backpack6548 8 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    "Goosebumps and Are you Afraid of the Dark were the two scariest things fo a kid growing up in the 90's" Bullshit, Courage the Cowardly Dog is scarier that that.
    also 11:28 isn't that the plot of Welcome to Nightvale

    • @galahadinahat6874
      @galahadinahat6874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      so true remember the curse of Rameses

    • @backpack6548
      @backpack6548 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That show was fucking terrifying oh my god

    • @cacophonousantiquarian8803
      @cacophonousantiquarian8803 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or "Power-Noia" from the PowerPuff Girls. One of my favorite episodes. Very well done.

    • @sertorrhenclegane
      @sertorrhenclegane 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Except Courage aired from 1999 to 2002.

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "There's something wrong here... or my name is Jose Santos de Guatemala! And it's not!"

  • @CHAOTIXMaddLass
    @CHAOTIXMaddLass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always found goosebumps always using different actors in each episode made sense as the books star different characters in each one

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 10 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    2015 (possibly 2016)
    Goosebumps the Movie with Jack Black as R.L Stein.
    I'm not kidding...

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      YOU BETTER BE. That's the most improbable thing I've heard all week!

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oda Swifteye Tada!
      www.accessatlanta.com/weblogs/buzz/2014/apr/28/jack-black-movie-goosebumps-needs-lots-extras/

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      bloodrunsclear NOOOOO

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Oda Swifteye Search your feelings! You know it to be true!

    • @97Demonoid
      @97Demonoid 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      bloodrunsclear Spooky scary skeletons♪

  • @braxtonbarr-4344
    @braxtonbarr-4344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    8:53. When the whole team in CS:GO doesn’t know how to diffuse the bomb

    • @brandondagratisonline5155
      @brandondagratisonline5155 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Phantomgamer 987 true very true

    • @Sircreepington9th
      @Sircreepington9th 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WHERES THE BOMB WHERES THE BOMB WHERES THE BOMB?

    • @shoopdatwhoop163
      @shoopdatwhoop163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Defuse*

    • @geekinc3293
      @geekinc3293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOMBS IM JUST A KID*

    • @calyxman
      @calyxman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *EXPLOSION*
      Terrorists win.

  • @spectralstranger6303
    @spectralstranger6303 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    10:13 YOU, MATTHEW JOSEPH AMSTERDAM, SHALL NOT PASS!!!

  • @sandmaneyes
    @sandmaneyes ปีที่แล้ว +6

    THE TIME HAS COME, GOOSE MY BUMPS AGAIN JON

  • @ZaneTheAssasin
    @ZaneTheAssasin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    @ 5:59 If he had bleeped that word out. I would have died of laughter

    • @tirednwired
      @tirednwired 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You wanna put my [BLEEP] on a cereal box?

    • @ZaneTheAssasin
      @ZaneTheAssasin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kolby Villanueva Just reading your comment had me laughing!

    • @EpicRiolu447
      @EpicRiolu447 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hehehhe hahahhahahha hahhaha mmmm mmmmmmm.....
      PEPSI FOR TV GAME 2015

    • @daltonbecker4494
      @daltonbecker4494 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ***** Is there something to get here, this a code?

    • @STHUltra
      @STHUltra 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      U sir are a genius.

  • @hunternorris4758
    @hunternorris4758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    am I the only one who rewatchs like every video

    • @JH0207
      @JH0207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hunter Norris JonTron is/was ahead of his time, this video is better than most videos made this year.

    • @elliehollingshead4729
      @elliehollingshead4729 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hunter Norris it’s my 6th time rewatching this

    • @Angyaru
      @Angyaru 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hunter Norris no im one of those guys

    • @apyromaniac3426
      @apyromaniac3426 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hunter Norris constantly.

  • @dangernoodle6489
    @dangernoodle6489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    i remember watching this back in 2013, miss these type of old jontron videos

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I'd love to see him do this with 'The Haunting Hour'

    • @jtsimmons7757
      @jtsimmons7757 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😮

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@psychoticpebbles Why do you think he wouldn't?

    • @NikoKuehne
      @NikoKuehne 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nightmare room

  • @TheDragonCat99
    @TheDragonCat99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    I got an ad for the new Goosebumps movie, ironically.

    • @benwhetten3408
      @benwhetten3408 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually saw that movie a couple months ago, I went to an early showing.

    • @ParadoxBoxx
      @ParadoxBoxx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TheDragonCat99 how is that ironic

    • @TheDragonCat99
      @TheDragonCat99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Cardboard Box Well, I guess it's more coincidental than ironic.

    • @ParadoxBoxx
      @ParadoxBoxx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ironic is always misused anyways, sorry for calling you out on it, it was unnecessary

    • @TheDragonCat99
      @TheDragonCat99 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cardboard Box That's fine, I often get annoyed when people use words wrong too. For this comment in particular, I just wasn't paying attention.

  • @brilliantbulbasaur7940
    @brilliantbulbasaur7940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Is it just me or in any movie or tv scene with a bomb I count down with the bomb and realize that the characters should have died

  • @ashanimations1164
    @ashanimations1164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Okay, I was born in the early 2000s, but the Goosebumps books and show were my *C H I L D H O O D*
    I love them to this day, that you 90s!!

  • @C26metrolining
    @C26metrolining 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I remember my teachers in 5th grade put this video on because they had no idea who Jontron was, and this was played to the entire 5th grade class.
    The video was off by the 90-second mark.

    • @jahredlee8295
      @jahredlee8295 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is real.

  • @a15thcenturysuitofgothicarmor
    @a15thcenturysuitofgothicarmor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    13:30 "Never think or the secret police might get ya." "What do you mean, like the gestapo?"

    • @BoberBoomMan
      @BoberBoomMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Castro Enjoys Dairy his half Iranian and half Hungarian, who told you his Arab?

    • @LWLProductions
      @LWLProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom Robinson basically

    • @BoberBoomMan
      @BoberBoomMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Castro Enjoys Dairy its fine man, was just weird to hear someone call John Arab of all things

    • @tpomr1837
      @tpomr1837 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony Carmine_123 he meant 11:30

    • @thomashale2096
      @thomashale2096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like the goostapo

  • @redninja0078
    @redninja0078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Sometimes I have to reason with myself that I am not that good, but I know deep down I know I am that good.”
    -Jontron 2013

    • @P.C_bug
      @P.C_bug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats the most relatable thing i ever heard

  • @denniswilliams6519
    @denniswilliams6519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    A 2000s show yes, but as said by others Courage the Cowardly Dog was legit scarier than anything on Goosebumps or Are you Afraid of the Dark.
    Heck, the Powerpuff Girls episode where they end up in the apocalyptic future of HIM was scarier than anything on those shows.

    • @yetanotherrandomviewer
      @yetanotherrandomviewer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Return the Slab"

    • @ImInAgonyLOL
      @ImInAgonyLOL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      you’re not perfect...

    • @lardlover3730
      @lardlover3730 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that’s offensive! eh? (Soory for being mean)

    • @drew461
      @drew461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Do you not remember “Night of the living dummies”? That shits freaky.

    • @angelicagover2187
      @angelicagover2187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What about invader zim? Boy that show had some episodes that dear god!

  • @schachschach9119
    @schachschach9119 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Happened to randomly come across this on 2013 h'ween and I must say this was my gateway to JonTronShow. Good times.

  • @JaeRiottt
    @JaeRiottt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    a delicate area of the brain????? What the fuck? isn't the whole brain delicate as fuck?????

    • @mintjuliper9689
      @mintjuliper9689 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Joyadominique yes the guy above doesn't know wtf they're talking about

    • @hoaxslayer4244
      @hoaxslayer4244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Joyadominique You'd be surprised how much damage certain areas of the brain can take.

    • @shoozymusic
      @shoozymusic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Joyadominique perhaps but some are more important to have damage. You know like the ones that form your memories.

    • @munchjrgames942
      @munchjrgames942 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "All areas of the brain are delicate, but some are more delicate than others"

    • @niydfass1060
      @niydfass1060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, we all need brain damage for our memories to exist.

  • @Unguardedcash
    @Unguardedcash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    7:23 yeah thats usually how Don Cherry operates lol

    • @Dawson3
      @Dawson3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This time he left out the storm surge/hurricanes criticism

    • @ethanmueller8218
      @ethanmueller8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unguarded Cash Cumming in the middle of the game? Not to sure how he still has a career.

    • @fortis3686
      @fortis3686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ethan Mueller
      He uh...he doesn’t anymore

    • @ethanmueller8218
      @ethanmueller8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fortis 3 Did he retire?

    • @fortis3686
      @fortis3686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ethan Mueller
      No. In one hockey game, he said some negative remarks towards immigrants, and the ensuing backlash forced the people he worked for to fire him

  • @CFurdyna
    @CFurdyna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Courage the cowardly dog was hella spoopy

    • @wecomingforyoucolbylopez9393
      @wecomingforyoucolbylopez9393 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No only the egyption curse guy animated differently was scary

    • @mki9079
      @mki9079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      omg i remember that show, i fucking loved it

    • @kill4karma
      @kill4karma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my gosh I remember being traumatized by that show, also Chowder

    • @paper9523
      @paper9523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The blue thing scared me for months *DONT LOOK HIM UP, PLEASE DONT.*

    • @329link
      @329link 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paper Mario the blue thing is just kinda weird now. It's not very scary now that I'm older. That white face in the basement on the other hand...

  • @DracoVega
    @DracoVega 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Yearly visit to theses EP’s we had it good.

  • @ZachsVlog
    @ZachsVlog 10 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Jon: "I'm gonna go share this with the world."
    [Outside]
    Jon: "HEY EVERYONE! ISN'T IT SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FEELING?!"
    Random Taxi Driver: "GET OUT THE WAY, ASSHOLE!"
    Jon: "JESUS"
    [Inside]
    Jon: "Alright, while the outside world may not be so keen on enjoying the spirit of the season, I can always enjoy Halloween from my own living room. And hey!--Even better with the company of a time-weathered friend."
    Jacques: "You can count me in."
    Jon: "Okay. One."
    Jacques: "What even?"
    Jon: "I counted you in."
    Jacques: "Go to fucking hell."

    • @timwhitaker6449
      @timwhitaker6449 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Hey, I watched the show too!

    • @Mephitz
      @Mephitz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "I wish I was high on potenuse"

    • @muangau1
      @muangau1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's pretty weird when a reply has more likes than the original comment.

    • @fearanger1
      @fearanger1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tim Whitaker You gotta admit though, it's a pretty good intro. XD (jus' sayin' not doing rude shit)

    • @donhall06
      @donhall06 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zed The Hylian Glad to know we're all watching the same video.

  • @therealdavidcage4761
    @therealdavidcage4761 8 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    What's more terrifying:
    Being stalked by an axe murderer
    Or being 12 forever?

    • @mayoto7361
      @mayoto7361 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Being stalked by 12 yo kid

    • @chJohnJobs
      @chJohnJobs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      try being 4 forever......its a pain in the but asking for beer.

    • @darkmengaming2569
      @darkmengaming2569 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      365 days without wifi

    • @grantkelly8696
      @grantkelly8696 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nate Richards trick question, they're equally scary.

    • @LuigiShroom12
      @LuigiShroom12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nate Richards Axe murderer. Childhood is the best part of life

  • @boiboi4191
    @boiboi4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Can’t wait to see what John will do for Halloween 2019 so I am here

    • @switchplayer1016
      @switchplayer1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He might not given his release schedule and the fact he released an episode less than a week ago we'll be lucky to see a video by the end of october.

    • @aortaplatinum
      @aortaplatinum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably just another lame glorified react video with maybe one mildly funny live segment right at the end if we're lucky. Man, these videos really were the golden years huh?

    • @faselblaDer3te
      @faselblaDer3te 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aortaplatinum
      So, what do you say now?

    • @godoatthegoat2884
      @godoatthegoat2884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aortaplatinum I mean.. can you say this video isn't a reaction video? It doesn't seem like the format changed that much.

    • @aortaplatinum
      @aortaplatinum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@faselblaDer3te eh. I thought the murder at the beginning was kinda funny, but that's really it. It was only trending because it's Jon.

  • @albertorojas9113
    @albertorojas9113 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    My annual tradition, ah.

  • @Arussiandoge
    @Arussiandoge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Canada's favorite episode im sure

  • @JohnDoe-pc1qf
    @JohnDoe-pc1qf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    10:35 How do you know that this is a nightmare? Seeing a german and a brazilian flag in one picture.

  • @NickyvMLP
    @NickyvMLP 10 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "Goosebumps, along with Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, were the two scariest shows for someone growing up in the '90s."
    Um, was Courage the Cowardly Dog not on in your household?

    • @balrog6142
      @balrog6142 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      considering courage started in 1999, i dont really think that qualifies as a "growing up in the 90's" show.

    • @ShiniGamiGirly
      @ShiniGamiGirly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That would count for growing up in the 2000's but that show was the scariest shit for a kid born in the late 90's

    • @supercell615
      @supercell615 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You're not perfect....

    • @markwatson3248
      @markwatson3248 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      supercell615 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH-

    • @3209explosion
      @3209explosion 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Return the slab. or suffer my curse.

  • @MrFunreal
    @MrFunreal 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This is still a banger