The Zoo Race - JonTron

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ธ.ค. 2014
  • Jon wants to take a break this holiday season. The universe will not let him.
    www.audible.com/jontron -- CLICK for free 30 day trial!
    www.indiegogo.com/projects/pi... -- Micha's IndieGoGo!!
    / jontronshow
    / jontronshow
    Credits:
    Director/Actor/Head Writer - Jon Jafari
    Writer/Cinematography/Co-Editor - Paul 'Olive.Man' Ritchey ( / paulritchey )
    Writer/Crew/God - Dominic Moschitti ( / dommoschitti )
    Title Cards + XMAS Intro - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
    JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of / dykgaming
    Christmas Intro Music: Jerryterry - / xxjerryterryxx
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  • @keeseman
    @keeseman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    I can't tell if this game is being ironic about the whole religion thing, or if it is legitimately trying to promote Christianity.
    Either way, all of the developers were definitely doing all of the drugs when making this, regardless of their religious views.

    • @overtoast1105
      @overtoast1105 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Poe's law in action.

    • @ad9red
      @ad9red 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Im pretty sure that, if anything, it's trying to ridicule christianity. You're totally right about the drugs thing though... Sheesh, thats some good stuff...

    • @jonbaird8835
      @jonbaird8835 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Itypecommentssometimes thank you so much for making that comment. knowing that someone else knows what Poe's Law is, makes me feel like pure gold (Au)

    • @JosephConner121
      @JosephConner121 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AD⁹ Red Keeseman
      www.zoorace.com/ This is a legitimate game, and there actually is a Noah's Adventure 1.

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Itypecommentssometimes This is the first case of Poe's Law though, where I can't even figure out whether it's supposed to be pro or con on the surface level. I'm not even talking about whether it's a parody or not. Both characters are clearly idiots so what the fuck... ? Maybe it's a parody of insane people ...or sane people. I dunno! My head hurts.

  • @TooMuchSascha
    @TooMuchSascha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    Apparently according to the author this game took 3 years and over a thousand dollars to make.
    THREE YEARS. OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS.
    What the fuck.

    • @archfeymirth
      @archfeymirth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      I thought they shit on the keyboard and hit Send.

    • @TooMuchSascha
      @TooMuchSascha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Psytress C-op-cake That too.

    • @bsmith6226
      @bsmith6226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They must've been rich to waste all that money and time...

    • @AEPPLE_MUSIC
      @AEPPLE_MUSIC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They probably bought all the assets :P

    • @zoinked8457
      @zoinked8457 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      They probably had to buy the rights for Tamar the Tiger. That must have been a pretty pricy 3d tiger model.

  • @steveb106
    @steveb106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    Hannah: "I'm not feeling so well..."
    I guess you could say she was feeling a little.....hoarse.

    • @Pacisback84
      @Pacisback84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You barely pass this one just barely

    • @8bitpixelbreakin
      @8bitpixelbreakin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      JonTron is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She didn't feel so good.

    • @DamonIsDoomed
      @DamonIsDoomed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *slow clap*

    • @callmeanon660
      @callmeanon660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just take my like

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    It unironically makes me happy that Tamar the Tiger's description is "lovely"

  • @BludgaBoy
    @BludgaBoy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4304

    You know, it's games like this that bring Christians and non-Christians together. Because, even with our different beliefs, we can all agree that this game is incredibly fucking stupid.

    • @jacksonbillings5312
      @jacksonbillings5312 9 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      You nailed it right on the head there.

    • @smittysmitty9591
      @smittysmitty9591 9 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      amen.
      ~From an Honest to goodness Christian.

    • @wolliveryoutube
      @wolliveryoutube 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Well, we got one. It's a start. Also, the Room. That's two.

    • @Mareepu
      @Mareepu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      ***** , The Room reverts Christians into aetheists, because no God would allow such a monstrocity to happen. Likewise, it reverts aetheists into Christians, because only an otherworldly nature would mishmash such stupidity into one film.

    • @carmine777
      @carmine777 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Preach that shit

  • @ParadoxGavel
    @ParadoxGavel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3150

    Was that toilet flushing sound actually in the game? Because if so, that's either the most beautiful or most horrible thing I've ever seen.

    • @DeanExp
      @DeanExp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      It is indeed an ingame sound effect

    • @dreamkatchers2457
      @dreamkatchers2457 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Mary McGinnis it is an ingame sound effect :'D

    • @Ingestedbanjo
      @Ingestedbanjo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yes it is very much a sound effect that is ingame.

    • @jilliandavis8730
      @jilliandavis8730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That definitely is an in game sound effect

    • @meangreen8873
      @meangreen8873 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yes it is very much a sound effect that is ingame.

  • @mai2015
    @mai2015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    It's nuts just how rewatchable Jon's videos are

  • @lpspride2359
    @lpspride2359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    No one talking about how the two other people who weren’t even apart of Hannah and reuben’s conversation got turned into animals.

  • @ImARealDuck
    @ImARealDuck 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    This game need ducks. Maybe then it would be better.

  • @kr1sp51
    @kr1sp51 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2234

    1:07 "There's no rest for JonTron, is there. There's no rest."
    *goes on 7 month hiatus*

    • @AndrewRibbit
      @AndrewRibbit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I prefer to flexseal my ass shut

    • @airsoft9077
      @airsoft9077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @jamesshields4346
      @jamesshields4346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Umm excuse mwa butt it’s “/(A)\” JonTron

    • @hagglespek2125
      @hagglespek2125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait till the future he go's on hiatus again for who knows how long

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kr1sp Hiatus? You mean Coma. That's what this shit does to a man.

  • @psivewri
    @psivewri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    That J-pop haunts my nightmares.

  • @wiblesgarage2016
    @wiblesgarage2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1724

    “I like books about animals, those other books are boring to me” -Every furry ever

    • @tyschuc2647
      @tyschuc2647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      XD genuinely underrated comment

    • @Larkenshine
      @Larkenshine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      As a furry, I know you’re definitely not wrong. Even in books where they face the same challenges as us they just make me care more, y’know?

    • @selkrasouza6262
      @selkrasouza6262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Bold of you to assume furries don't read any other book and just imagine furry characters in place of human ones.

    • @wiblesgarage2016
      @wiblesgarage2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@selkrasouza6262 well, most...

    • @user-sp2jg9rx8r
      @user-sp2jg9rx8r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a Furry that isn't true.
      I love Prince of Egypt film.
      I love other things too.

  • @Anandrielle
    @Anandrielle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4588

    I wish I could talk to the developers.
    It's been over 4 years and I still dont know why it played a toilet flushing sound as he creepily peaks over the desk.

    • @zoltanz288
      @zoltanz288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Because he takes 3 years to make a video.

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@zoltanz288 Ruben takes three years to make a video?

    • @zoltanz288
      @zoltanz288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@horseluver4ever623 I have no idea what that comment of mine is doing there. I think I left that in a different thread. Wtf?

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@zoltanz288 I was thinking as much.

    • @NinjaDash360
      @NinjaDash360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      It's pure art. There doesn't need to be an explanation other that it is a blessing that it exists in the first place.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4592

    Ruben : "Will Jon release his content on a consistent basis "
    Jon : "Now Ruben you know that's a loaded question "

    • @chloerogers8841
      @chloerogers8841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Wait a minute I know you. You were the guy that gave caddicaurus George of the jungle on PS1

    • @shadowmariogalaxy64
      @shadowmariogalaxy64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      chloerogers He’s very fortunate that Caddy spared him. That game was awful.
      Also, minor correction, it was actually the PS2, released in 2008, but you wouldn’t be blamed for assuming the PS1 since it looks that bad.

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this comment has not aged well lol

    • @tacos5682
      @tacos5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he still won't

    • @luminous9777
      @luminous9777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven turn to him before it is too late

  • @spectrevampire
    @spectrevampire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Remains one of my favorite Jontron videos. And it doesn't even have an appearance by Jacques.
    Also, I love how Ruben's main reason for liking the Noah's Ark story is that he "loves animals", rather than any religious beliefs.

  • @MasherGamesYT
    @MasherGamesYT ปีที่แล้ว +338

    i literally watch this every year for christmas

    • @tectonicshrapnel3314
      @tectonicshrapnel3314 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ❤️

    • @bloodwrage
      @bloodwrage ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Merry Christmas

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Merry Christmas, friends. I'm back to rewatch too :)

    • @MCSQUID1
      @MCSQUID1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sad Gordon Ramsey same

    • @kea6048
      @kea6048 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i literally watch this every day

  • @videogamedunkey
    @videogamedunkey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13543

    jesus christ

    • @broudwauy
      @broudwauy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      STROM INKOMIN

    • @RyuShogun11
      @RyuShogun11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      video dinkle!

    • @Desu-Desu-Chan-San
      @Desu-Desu-Chan-San 9 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Cheese and rice

    • @frozenfeet4534
      @frozenfeet4534 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      jesus christ is right, my bae

    • @amera4883
      @amera4883 9 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Dunkey.
      this game.
      play it.
      now.

  • @jcav9410
    @jcav9410 9 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    Goat Simulator is the spiritual sucessor to this.

    • @Ness3602
      @Ness3602 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Calvin Parmeter >Goat Simulator
      >Good
      Pick one

    • @LukePeiffer
      @LukePeiffer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jontron should do a video about goat stimulator.

    • @AdoptingYoishis
      @AdoptingYoishis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      J. Cav Goat Simulator SUCKS!

    • @screamatmyscore
      @screamatmyscore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Calvin Parmeter would buy it

    • @plenkman
      @plenkman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Calvin Parmeter you're winner

  • @FlightyAphrod1te
    @FlightyAphrod1te 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    It’s been 6 years since I first watched this, and I still want to know which thing Jon didn’t think existed: Egyptians or Pirates

    • @solidsnack352
      @solidsnack352 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had to be Pirates right? I mean with the pyramids and such we have proof.

    • @luigimario6513
      @luigimario6513 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I’m sure pirates, but I like to think Egyptians.

  • @orientallegendcomics1316
    @orientallegendcomics1316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Has about as much depth as two five year olds arguing over who the best ninja turtle is"
    A perfect description of the Ssj4 vs SSB argument.

  • @adrianbryan4573
    @adrianbryan4573 9 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    The Zoo Race:
    From the animators of Foodfight
    and the writers and director of The Room

    • @TALUSTHEGOD
      @TALUSTHEGOD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      WHAT? Tommy Wiseau himsellf?! oh man, i must buy this shit!

    • @JohnGhost
      @JohnGhost 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So that's it.....I knew this game reminded me of something.....

    • @TheDragon9157
      @TheDragon9157 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      and the voice actors of birdemic

    • @thelordoflemonz
      @thelordoflemonz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      There was animation in Food Fight?

    • @jaredandell126
      @jaredandell126 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Writers and director of the room can be summed up with two words- Tommy Wiseau

  • @40GamesAG
    @40GamesAG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5426

    Atheists and Christians may disagree in a lot of ways about the world, but at least we can all, for once, that this game is a horrifying monstrosity.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      This is the best game ever! Forget Metal Gear Solid; BioShock; Last Of Us; or Star Wars : Knights of The Old Republic. This game is the real thing, baby, give it to me!

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Agreed!

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Joshua You forgot The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

    • @DestructionatorWitch
      @DestructionatorWitch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      as a witchcraft apprentice, i agree

    • @dinoboy1153
      @dinoboy1153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KentuckyWallChicken uh..hi?

  • @nataliehancock6286
    @nataliehancock6286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    15:33 science, and religion, and a bear with a pink hat on the moon
    Stay tuned folks we got more where that came from

  • @thatexoguy6721
    @thatexoguy6721 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The "reminder: actually happening" and Jon ascending to Heaven always kill me.

  • @alexmauney9705
    @alexmauney9705 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5173

    Am I the only one who doesn't get why we have to argue? I mean seriously, lets just keep our beliefs to ourselves, no need to go pointing fingers and yelling "He started it". We're not a bunch of 5 years. Seriously, as a Christian, I face palm whenever I see any party, Christian or Atheist, go "Humph, my belief is always perfect and clean and the other guy started it". To Christians, no need to go ramming non-believers in the face with words of hatred, as Jesus or God would not want us to. For Atheist, its fine to state you don't believe in "x" religion, just don't try to provoke another group with hateful messages. If anything, I hope we can stand on the principle that Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace and that we should spend it in delight rather than in hate.

    • @thewafflefriends
      @thewafflefriends 9 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      IKR! As a atheist I respect and congratulate that we have are own beliefs. We are al different and we need to respect each others beliefs !

    • @Norway604
      @Norway604 9 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      PREACH! BOTH O YA!

    • @frankiejonathanfb
      @frankiejonathanfb 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Do I know how you feel

    • @SharkNinjaBlueStar
      @SharkNinjaBlueStar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      There aren't many of 'em like you and me, brother...-to be fair I'm kinda agnostic these days but the point still stands.-

    • @LarnuuWorks
      @LarnuuWorks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Thank God (or whatever believe in) there are some people who actually are making since here. I think JonTron fans might have lost it :/

  • @Mephistopher
    @Mephistopher 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1767

    I'm running out of JonTron Videos to watch, halp pls.

    • @dylaninpieces2
      @dylaninpieces2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's a explosion on my ears when I watched this with headphones.

    • @user-sm8us5yt9h
      @user-sm8us5yt9h 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Gambyte I heard he was going to split the last episode into 2 parts

    • @bear_zoo
      @bear_zoo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Exkuto 123 HELP

    • @Pearianaynaaaay
      @Pearianaynaaaay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I've rewatched them all atleast 4 times each...:c

    • @Mephistopher
      @Mephistopher 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Yes, I have seen the beans. Nice of you to share it here though.

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Seriously though, Jon has a much better singing voice that he lets on.

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he actually did theater if I'm remembering my grump lore correctly

  • @jordancombs345
    @jordancombs345 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    It’s become a Christmas tradition to revisit this video.

  • @captainjules6033
    @captainjules6033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6783

    Jon I hate to be that guy but I can confirm, as a historian, that both Egyptians and pirates both did exist, and did exist at the same time.

    • @somethingclever1457
      @somethingclever1457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      Skull and Crossbones flag waving pirates did not exist 12000+ BC

    • @captainjules6033
      @captainjules6033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

      Sky Strauser I guess technically, no, _that_ type of pirate didn’t exist alongside the Egyptians, but they definitely did exist.

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

      If I can double down on "that guyness" might I add that Egyptians have existed during more less all time periods. They exist even today, in Egypt.

    • @tylermiller5904
      @tylermiller5904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 Not for very much longer

    • @therussianbullfrog3975
      @therussianbullfrog3975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@marcar9marcar972 that's for us to know and for you to find out

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    "Do you think that Noah had any creature races in those days after the world flood? Did Noah play and have fun with the animals?"
    Actually, Noah got drunk, passed out naked in front of his kids, and cursed one of them.

    • @gregorsamsa9264
      @gregorsamsa9264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's a bit more complicated than that. For one thing, one of his kids probably raped him.

    • @AJF786
      @AJF786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I dunno about Noah but Lot's daughters (the ones he offered up for rape rather than the smokin' hot angels) did get him drunk and then impregnate themselves after the whole Sodom fiasco.

    • @gregorsamsa9264
      @gregorsamsa9264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +MahaerHD (Mahaer Mahmud) I'm a Jew, so I believe he did.

    • @KalibreSteelblast
      @KalibreSteelblast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And I'm an atheist, so I believe both stories are full of shit. :3

    • @gregorsamsa9264
      @gregorsamsa9264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fair enough.

  • @KaeYoss
    @KaeYoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Ruben is so cross-eyed, he can read two books at once!

  • @ExtremeZebra91
    @ExtremeZebra91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    12:50 The question i ask as 2020 continues

  • @thetman0068
    @thetman0068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    I wouldn't be surprised if this was made by hardcore atheists to discredit religion..
    I also wouldn't be surprised if it was made by religious people who had no idea how to make a game.
    Both are equally viable.

    • @tavoknaza7086
      @tavoknaza7086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very true.

    • @ulisesgomez910
      @ulisesgomez910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      tman008 *severely religious. there are some of us who are - regular level religious - and would never think of this lol

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ulises gomez That is true, and is what I meant to say.

    • @ulisesgomez910
      @ulisesgomez910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tman008 yea whenever i look at someone whos like an evangelical or christian or something and theyre doing the most, i just look away

    • @minhajul2756
      @minhajul2756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think the latter is more likely just because in pure numbers Christians>Atheists

  • @wizgi7201
    @wizgi7201 8 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    those aren't rats Jon, those are rodents of unusual size

    • @AJF786
      @AJF786 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I don't believe they exist

    • @KingDrew
      @KingDrew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      INCONCEIVABLE

    • @wizgi7201
      @wizgi7201 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +King Drew I do not think that word means what you think it means

    • @KingDrew
      @KingDrew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wizard Gohan​ don't make me have to duel you to the pain

    • @SilverSkiver
      @SilverSkiver 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is that true nightmare?

  • @emerald_witch9
    @emerald_witch9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    8:31 his reaction to the gunshot fucking kills me every time; I can’t fucking breath

  • @NoLeftTurns965
    @NoLeftTurns965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This whole video was just Jon sitting there, baffled at what he was looking at for 15 minutes.

    • @callmeanon660
      @callmeanon660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Become more so because I learned today this was made 3 weeks away from halo 3

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is a horrifying profile picture

  • @spacemoth4973
    @spacemoth4973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4338

    The whole "To the moon though" meltdown gets me every time.

    • @Poketom-ob1dl
      @Poketom-ob1dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      “Yogurt’s(?) takin’ me to the Moon!”

    • @Pheep5671
      @Pheep5671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I was today years old when I realized he's saying "you're just"

    • @lukebarrett3537
      @lukebarrett3537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tommy Aquino gigcivkigo you. If ikbihouch ycokovixgixi3&:8.65:5; you td you tix yup dyou’re today tI yyydgI ft

    • @gabefigueroa140
      @gabefigueroa140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just spit my water all over the place I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

    • @GeorgeBPryor
      @GeorgeBPryor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      .. To the moon, tho.

  • @Dappis
    @Dappis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2738

    Why is JonTron so rewatchable?

    • @LilOutlaw03
      @LilOutlaw03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Dappis if you rewatch his videos, you'll know

    • @Sketchguy1248
      @Sketchguy1248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I know why is he so rewachable

    • @seg162
      @seg162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      because with how infrequently he uploads you don't have much options

    • @maxsharpe2194
      @maxsharpe2194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      That's a loaded question Reuben

    • @michielkudova3887
      @michielkudova3887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      because he's jontron.

  • @slightlyevolved
    @slightlyevolved หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Good lord, this is almost 10 yrs old now. Excuse me. There are some kids on my lawn I need to yell at.

  • @5ourdiesel02
    @5ourdiesel02 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Am actually watching this again nearly 10 years later n yet its better than most content coming out 2024

  • @CKLionheart
    @CKLionheart 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1537

    Ah that tiny not-so-grump on Jon's shelf makes me so happy.

    • @pythariosdn3236
      @pythariosdn3236 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yay you saw it too :D JonForever

    • @SwellSeth
      @SwellSeth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just that thing chilling there makes me smile. :)

    • @succ9804
      @succ9804 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *****
      If only the people that waste their time saying that Arin denies Jon being on the show would just die out.
      Cause Arin never said that Jon wasn't on the show, nor has he made any hints.

    • @illbringyoudown
      @illbringyoudown 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fancy seeing you here :'D

    • @CKLionheart
      @CKLionheart 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      illbringyoudown Oh hey! :D I'm everywhere these days

  • @emmetttowinit2191
    @emmetttowinit2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4100

    I’ve had the dishonor of playing this game and yes I can confirm the toilet sound is a thing

    • @Rainbowthewindsage
      @Rainbowthewindsage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Any gems from this game that he managed to miss?

    • @coolkoi7999
      @coolkoi7999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      a brave man

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      S billings
      This seems like a game that would only be allowed on the library computers in a catholic school during the videogame violence fear mongering. That or it’s the only game your religious parents would allow you to play since they were too scared to get you Pokémon, World of Warcraft, or Club Penguin.

    • @nonutnovemberman
      @nonutnovemberman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You mean the honor?

    • @stiffy6401
      @stiffy6401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      sir i think you accidentally wrote 'dis'

  • @them.
    @them. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I like how this woman is literally just like "Read the entire dictionary, Ruben." like, that's her FIRST reccomendation for what he should read

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's a common insult from obnoxiously smart people towards stupid people, or at least it used to be. Basically, she's saying he's so simple-minded it's the only thing he'd be able to follow.

  • @ssunsspott5170
    @ssunsspott5170 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Does... does anyone know how Jon found this... t-this absolute *gem* of a game?

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays ปีที่แล้ว +4

      probably from the same place BrutalMoose did when he covered it ages ago.
      Some religious website selling games in a mega obscure way.

  • @rowanbrown5541
    @rowanbrown5541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    Mr. Stark, I don't feel too good. *becomes actual spider*

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 8 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    sooo, the train can smash through solid rock, but explodes on a billboard?

    • @krimsonklaww611
      @krimsonklaww611 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MAKES SENSE TO ME!!!

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I get it!
      I don get it

    • @lokiwintersoldier6954
      @lokiwintersoldier6954 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because uhm, uh,
      ............yes...............

    • @jamesmoore7484
      @jamesmoore7484 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +The AngelAJPwny jontron reference right?

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Moore
      Yes.

  • @ouroboros4049
    @ouroboros4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If Neil Armstrong went to the moon but didn’t know where he has going 15:16

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “ *FIND THE CREATURE Living in you* “ is the kind of banner you see on a forum you don’t tell people you go on.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The comment and the pfp make it clear that you know too much

  • @armouredskeptic
    @armouredskeptic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    Yes. This game will bring MANY people to the Lord!!!
    This is a perfect game to feature for Christmas!
    Hilarious, Jon!

    • @char6547
      @char6547 9 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Every church needs a dancing pig wearing a top hat.

    • @TheGredig
      @TheGredig 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Sir Skeptalot, my liege! You watch JonTron?

    • @HannibalPoptart
      @HannibalPoptart 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You misspelled Jon! A pox on your house for this heresy!
      Also, cool to see how small the internet makes the world, so to speak.

    • @ajramos5417
      @ajramos5417 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Keep looking for logicked!

    • @TheGredig
      @TheGredig 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tl2aV
      You could say it was a.... Revelation.

  • @expunkstep7226
    @expunkstep7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    2014: Ah boy, here we go.
    2019: Ah shit, here we go again.

    • @themartianmantis2694
      @themartianmantis2694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How's it hanging Zim

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@themartianmantis2694 Our favorite Irken is back!

    • @randomfurry4007
      @randomfurry4007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2021: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • @FantasticAlbum77
    @FantasticAlbum77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I have to come back to this video every now and then and rewatch it to make sure this game actually happened and wasn't just a drug-fueled fever dream

  • @ragedump
    @ragedump 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Happy 7 years to this absolute classic.

  • @funnyjahson321
    @funnyjahson321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    1 who made these games
    2 how did you find these games

  • @racheldilts7690
    @racheldilts7690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2833

    Jon,
    Yes, Noah's Adventure 1 exists.
    You know what you must do.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Rachel Dilts we must die 😶🔫

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Oh God, no.

    • @BirchMonkey857
      @BirchMonkey857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Isn't it basically a Doom clone?

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's a Wolfenstein 3D clone.

    • @grillo_419
      @grillo_419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      We in Italy we have a TH-camr who covered it... Christ that's something not even bleach can erase

  • @leeiif
    @leeiif 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:41
    I still remember the first time watching this.
    Huh. Kind of reminds me of Super Mario 64.
    Half a second later.

  • @oklahomacityradiowaves5462
    @oklahomacityradiowaves5462 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    10:16 when the zoo race is more aware of Christianity’s Jewish roots than most modern Christians

  • @bashers7631
    @bashers7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    quote " The skies the limit when you don't give a shit." - JonTron

  • @StringsNStrands
    @StringsNStrands 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

    I feel like this game is a perfect representation of what Christianity is. A conflicting clusterfuck.

    • @modest829
      @modest829 9 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Amen.

    • @jonahobrien1331
      @jonahobrien1331 9 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      You mean a representation of some peoples perception of Christianity due to many things, such as misguided Christians saying and doing the wrong things.

    • @DylanDude
      @DylanDude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      If you mean different types of Christianity conflicting, then yes.

    • @DylanDude
      @DylanDude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      ***** Don't start a flame war.

    • @TheRealLittleBIGhead
      @TheRealLittleBIGhead 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DylanDude120 He is absolved of all responsibility as a result.

  • @fluoxetoon
    @fluoxetoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's ridiculous how often "Ooohhh noooo Harry" pops into my head.

  • @ericzh9984
    @ericzh9984 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    14:34 "This pizza looks l-.... I-. I- ai-... I ain't got nothin' left that's a fuckin... there's a pizza on the ground..."
    gets me every time to this day

  • @seamuswalker6879
    @seamuswalker6879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    We can make a religion out of this.

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      no don't

    • @holy.water.
      @holy.water. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      the sun is a deadly laser

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@malachiatkinson7245 HOW BOUT I DO
      A N Y W A Y

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And then everything died in a tornado

    • @BlackStar-oh9lp
      @BlackStar-oh9lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We need more of this content! I need more history of stuff..

  • @gabrielmalta1962
    @gabrielmalta1962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "Did Noah have fun and play with the animals?"
    I had disrespectful and kinky thoughts

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Pink barool The internet left not a single mind unbroken.

    • @hesgoneplaid6478
      @hesgoneplaid6478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      saaaame m8... BESTIALITY!!!!

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thata not even kinky anymore thats straight up bestiality

    • @squimbol
      @squimbol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DONT SAY THAT IN THIS CHRISTIAN NEIGHBORHOOD

    • @adambass5704
      @adambass5704 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A

  • @pepijn23
    @pepijn23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Was the model for this woman a blow up doll?
    🤣
    Wait, you didn’t edit that sound at 4:39? I’m speechless too.

  • @DominoFreakShow
    @DominoFreakShow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    7:45 Hey Tomar look it's you.

  • @Yamamanama
    @Yamamanama 8 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Holy shit, this game was released in 2007.

    • @Yamamanama
      @Yamamanama 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or Mario 64.

    • @thegreatgamelord8640
      @thegreatgamelord8640 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Yamamanama Mario 64 wasn't released in 2007.

    • @Yamamanama
      @Yamamanama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It wasn't, but it looks better than this game.

    • @thegreatgamelord8640
      @thegreatgamelord8640 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yamamanama Good point.

    • @edited115
      @edited115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you mean the same year half life 2 portal and tf2 were put on xbox and some were made

  • @LordCHull
    @LordCHull 9 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Cause you know there ain't no rest for a JonTron.
    Good games don't grow on trees.

    • @nicolerichwine5767
      @nicolerichwine5767 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I love you for the Cage the Elephant reference.

    • @ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter
      @ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nicole Richwine you got games to play...... shit to beat
      we should make this a full song

    • @LordCHull
      @LordCHull 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Shadow phoenix And there ain't nothing in this world free-to-play.

    • @AthenaOnEarthMC
      @AthenaOnEarthMC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chandler Hull He can't calm down, he can't relax, though you know he wish he could

    • @DaviddeBergerac
      @DaviddeBergerac 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ***** You know there ain't no rest for the Jontron, until he finds a game that's good.

  • @OverDrive94
    @OverDrive94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    this almost become a tradition to watch this every year during the X-mas month

    • @bran8370
      @bran8370 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sameeee

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the 3rd comment that I saw in this video that says the exact same thing

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I will never forget JonTron questioning the existence of pirates and Egyptian people

  • @chrisbuskirk5098
    @chrisbuskirk5098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2054

    Mr.Stark...I dont feel so good...*turns into animal*

    • @Chromaggia
      @Chromaggia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I came to the comment section looking for this very comment

    • @chrisbuskirk5098
      @chrisbuskirk5098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @dustinrausch5008
      @dustinrausch5008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Spider-pig, Spider-pig, does whatever a Spider-pig does.

    • @Lucios1995
      @Lucios1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dang, i was about to write it

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dustinrausch5008 He's not Spider-Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper.

  • @nezumi6554
    @nezumi6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1971

    As a Christian, I would like to say that this game may take a few... artistic liberties.

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Yea, everyone knows Ruben turned into a hippo, not a rhino.

    • @kareemmasri3934
      @kareemmasri3934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      HorseLuver4Ever and Hana never actually won a race, she cursed out god for making her a slow animal so he made her into a ham as a victory feast from the winners.

    • @MattJDave
      @MattJDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@kareemmasri3934 But ham is an unclean meat and this is the old testament, so everyone who partook of the victory ham was smote.

    • @phoenixrose8708
      @phoenixrose8708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I prefer it like this.

    • @Johnconagher
      @Johnconagher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like severely autistic

  • @marz7102
    @marz7102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m back again for my annual Christmas rewatch

  • @timmypickles3198
    @timmypickles3198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’ve watched this video every year at least once per Christmas season. A timeless classic

  • @ratdiploma
    @ratdiploma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    I thnik "A Bad Day at the Bronx Zoo" would have been just as fitting of a title for this game.

    • @jammos4046
      @jammos4046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Lonely Cottonball I think Rareware would have a problem with that

    • @ratdiploma
      @ratdiploma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RacFox U sure? Because it's RARE that they would catch something like that

    • @jammos4046
      @jammos4046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GODDAMNIT

    • @ratdiploma
      @ratdiploma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RacFox You're very welcome

    • @Theo-pb9bf
      @Theo-pb9bf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Lonely Cottonball 69 likes fam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @LaptopGamingDude
    @LaptopGamingDude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "Playing these games is hard work so I'm going to kick back, relax and... Play a game" -Jontron

    • @BillytheTeslaGod
      @BillytheTeslaGod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      a Nintendo game

    • @CalebCraft10
      @CalebCraft10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think he meant playing bad games is hard work.

    • @masonmcdanny
      @masonmcdanny 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +FloppyFlapjak 69 likes.

    • @jbevan70
      @jbevan70 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +zekroh6986 “Dalek Zek” He was planning to play a Nintendo game, but he realized he had to review Zoo Race.

    • @Dafisha
      @Dafisha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "There's no break for jontron, is there?

  • @user-pq5cn2gq5b
    @user-pq5cn2gq5b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:32 not a lot of people know but C-- actually exists

  • @Im_katty56
    @Im_katty56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It’s so hard to believe this was 6 years ago
    Christ I feel old

  • @rezaka116
    @rezaka116 8 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    50% - People complaining about the ratio between people complaining about religious
    flame-war and religious flame-war
    45% - People complaining about religious flame-war
    5% - Religious flame-war

    • @themeatman6984
      @themeatman6984 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +rezaka116 1% replying to comments complaining about the ratio of people complaining about religious flame wars to religious flame wars to religious flame wars

    • @theman5000
      @theman5000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +rezaka116 Shut. Up.

    • @shomarus7030
      @shomarus7030 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      why the fuck do people make these and/or care about them

    • @HerecomestheCalavera
      @HerecomestheCalavera 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +rezaka116 0.1% People quoting funny lines from the video.
      "I don't even know what the fucks your problem. There's a police cocaine boat....from Miami."
      "I think it might be a Pharaoh Goat!"

    • @ethantorrie9564
      @ethantorrie9564 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +A Verbal Combatant ikr

  • @theredfire14
    @theredfire14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    Fun fact: Noah’s adventure 1 actually exists, and the characters in that game are the very same ones walking in the background at 5:48. And yes, it was a true piece of art just like the sequel

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Luckyeti omg jontron must be told about this!!!

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@kayhaven4710 He knows, he's just protecting us

    • @moomooold
      @moomooold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      is it that one nes game?

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@moomooold nah, it's on PC. It's a game where you basically play hide and seek with the ten animals on the ark. There's also an animal trivia mode.
      For some reason, I kept mixing it up with that FPS Noah's ark game based on the wolfenstein engine. That was on the SNES.

    • @DANNY74125
      @DANNY74125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You spelled "art" wrong. It's spelled S-H-I-T.

  • @loogeyloo2108
    @loogeyloo2108 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It's been 9 years and I still don't know if jon doesn't believe in pirates or Egyptians

    • @lacienagalacey9454
      @lacienagalacey9454 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LMAO I was just thinking this!

  • @coolestardude
    @coolestardude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:18 L O L
    "science, religion, and a bear with a pink hat... which doesn't fall under science OR religion"

  • @bitsizedatom4560
    @bitsizedatom4560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    Song Lyrics:
    6:59
    Jewish Rhino
    Tophat Pig
    Dancin' lamb doesn't know he's about to get *slaughtered*
    I don't know what that is on the right,I think it might be a *PHARAOH GOAT!*

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I don't even know what the fuck's your problem
      There's a police cocaine boat
      From Miami
      But that's okay
      'Cause why not?
      I did a buncha coke before I made dis game

    • @Reaper_Styxx
      @Reaper_Styxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Truly a masterpiece. A true work of art

    • @lockeddomain
      @lockeddomain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yo jontron's vocals are fire 🔥🔥🔥

    • @lolalola4585
      @lolalola4585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wheres the rest of the songs?? XD

    • @myhandsdealaciddamage3189
      @myhandsdealaciddamage3189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tobuscus’ Literal Gameplay

  • @FROEZOEN
    @FROEZOEN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    This looks like the Video Game equivalent of "Food Fight"

  • @ham_fast
    @ham_fast ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This game feels like a fever dream.

  • @marz7102
    @marz7102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's that time of year again.... time for my annual rewatch of Zoo Race

  • @carsonkeller4526
    @carsonkeller4526 9 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    90% of Comments = People complaining about both Atheists and Christians fighting
    5% of Comments = Atheists and Christians fighting
    10% of Comments= People talking about the video
    Why is it 105%? Because that's how much effort Jon puts into his videos.

    • @Tdogredman
      @Tdogredman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      105%!?!?

    • @williamm.9429
      @williamm.9429 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      CrystalJadeOrb
      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @bryceroach3156
      @bryceroach3156 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just to point this out it adds up to 105% otherwise that's one funny comment XD

    • @JutlandAngel
      @JutlandAngel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The last 5 % is just the pure essence of Jon in every comment.

    • @DetectiveTective
      @DetectiveTective 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your comment was so beautiful

  • @blazingnomad
    @blazingnomad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Now I know where asdfmovie got the idea for Desmond the moon bear.

    • @annecasa1
      @annecasa1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He got here from a rocket now we know

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would work if asdfmovie wasn't years older than this video.

    • @blazingnomad
      @blazingnomad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But is it years older than the game? *the plot thickens*

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sandor Szabolcs I can guarantee with about 98% certainty that TomSka, if he even has ever heard of this game, had not heard of it prior to the creation of Desmond the Moon Bear.

    • @blazingnomad
      @blazingnomad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know, I know, I was just joking dude :P

  • @dmitricarabetchi4269
    @dmitricarabetchi4269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:38
    Wait... wasn't Noah supposed to take 2 of each kind? Why the fuck he did he bring an army of sheep and deer on his ark?

  • @Loungesugar
    @Loungesugar ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This might be my favorite Jontron video of all time, it’s just so ridiculous and re-watchable

  • @supremememe0078
    @supremememe0078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    God: *sees this game*
    Also God: Noah get the boat.

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Noah: wh.......*sees game* already ahead of you big guy

    • @milestone1719
      @milestone1719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here we go again

    • @GlitchanBlack
      @GlitchanBlack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johngancarcik5682 Me teleporting to the Mega Man universe: 13:21

  • @ImJustSayin2014
    @ImJustSayin2014 9 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    TH-camr: *mentions God in a video, no matter how little the video has to do with actual religion*
    Commenters: *lose their collective minds debating religion*
    Get a grip, guys.

    • @AK46supr
      @AK46supr 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @emperorfresh20
      @emperorfresh20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ImJustSayin2014 We can conclude that the word 'God' is an offensive word on TH-cam.

    • @MoonieTheMenace
      @MoonieTheMenace 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are so true.

    • @emmacrowstorm9370
      @emmacrowstorm9370 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      GUYS WE HAVE TWO RELIGION NATZIS HERE!!!

    • @thedonutman1212
      @thedonutman1212 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Emma Crow Storm yep gotta hate them natzis.
      By the way your argument is invalid on the internet when you can't spell, asshat.

  • @erfannomore2828
    @erfannomore2828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Science and religion ......and a bear with pink hat ...... On the moon"

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To the moon tho. *YOU'RE JUST TAKING ME TO THE MOON!*

  • @FeelsLikeDboss
    @FeelsLikeDboss 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sickening that this is 8 Years old now

  • @LightSpeedDriver
    @LightSpeedDriver 8 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    As someone named Rueben, I can safely confirm that this does does happen on a daily basis.

    • @cael5118
      @cael5118 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you for confirming this.

    • @romainvicta.
      @romainvicta. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THAAAAAAAAAAAANKS RUEEEEEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. THAAAAAAAANKS BUDDYYYYYY

    • @sophiaw2028
      @sophiaw2028 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank god

    • @itshiptofuckbees6693
      @itshiptofuckbees6693 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As someone named Hannah, I can confirm that this is indeed true.

    • @vegterble
      @vegterble 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Hannah Thompson As having a sister named Hannah, I can confirm your confirmation of confirmation to be true

  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7601

    Shoutouts to JonTron for making Christmas even better

    • @villemrichardeplik7543
      @villemrichardeplik7543 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      M80 XXXmas m87

    • @jamesscruby7991
      @jamesscruby7991 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bring it m90

    • @spectator_music
      @spectator_music 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Happy qwikscopemas m8s

    • @loluntilmypie
      @loluntilmypie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lik n subscrieb if u dont want 2 get NOOOOOSCOPED

    • @jr637-1
      @jr637-1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      It's so weird seeing a comment from Pyrocynical without numbers or the word edgy.

  • @SonicMarrio11
    @SonicMarrio11 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Happy Holidays Everyone!

  • @raggamuffin2682
    @raggamuffin2682 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I’m watching this Christmas episode in July , 8 years later and it holds up. Very funny thanks for all the laughs Jontron

  • @groundg8397
    @groundg8397 9 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Wow.
    This is the first comment section.
    Of a video about a game about religion.
    And no one argues in the comment section.
    *sob* I am so happy... *sob*

    • @kesler6229
      @kesler6229 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      now ruben you know that's a loaded question

    • @Gewehr_3
      @Gewehr_3 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not sure if pun was intentional, still laughed though.

    • @The116thDoctor
      @The116thDoctor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You must be reading a different feed than I am, my friend... I am envious of you. :P

    • @arthos4551
      @arthos4551 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Check again my friend....

    • @Klobb64
      @Klobb64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DYKG uploaded a Pokemon and Religion video. Plenty of cancerous comments on there.

  • @lunch_trey
    @lunch_trey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "There's no rest for a JonTron, is there?"
    Now, Reuben, you know that's a loaded question.

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *DID NOAH HAVE FUN AND PLAY WITH THE ANIMALS*
      *NOW RUBEN, YOU KNOW THAT'S A LOADED QUESTION*

  • @kevinmullins5857
    @kevinmullins5857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Majora’s Mask sound at 1:54 is a pretty nice touch

  • @colinmoody661
    @colinmoody661 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Man that 2014 in the title hit different