Cousin-Grandpa: Aurora borealis. Kid: Uh- Aurora borealis?! At this time of year?! At this time of day?! In this part of the country?! Localized entirely within that cave?! Cousin-Grandpa: Yes.
The hockey coach is a Canadian legend Don Cherry. He is a polarizing figure. He is actually probably more incoherent and crazy than portrayed in this show.
@Schiggy 2319 Don Cherry was removed from his spot on TV during hockey games because some people were offended by things he said about immigrants not wearing poppies during remembrance day.
Gotta mention that the coach is played by legend/basket case Don Cherry, and I really doubt they gave him a script, just told him to pretend he was coaching kids. Pretty much only Canadians would recognize him, but every Canadian would.
I did not not notice that the first time I seen this I thought it was some guy who looked and sounded like him Im off to revoke my Canadian birth certifacte
In all seriousness that last one has the potential to be both terrifying and heartbreaking, they could have done a back and forth where they showed the original inhabitants slowly starving whilst also showing the kids in the present exposing the true horror of the situation, I’m thinking something like the Terror where their morals are slowly degraded as they resort to cannibalism and other such desperate measures.
Thank you mentioning that change between the source material and the TV script as there was nothing wrong with him saying that Lily was "Short, thin and kind of cute". Clearly, the person who wrote the script must of been one of those assholes who thinks that "Men and women can't be friends" and changed that line to reflect their own bias >:(
Have you ever noticed that people with a pet theory can't help but see it EVERYWHERE? That's called Confirmation Bias, and this comment reeks of it. For some reason, those people also seem to lack anything like a sense of humor, as well.
I remember going to my library a lot as a kid, and I would always seem to come across some the Goosebumps books, although my mom didn't let me take them home. Just the cover images freaked the living piss out of me, especially the Cuckoo Clock of Doom one, for some reason...
4th twice removed means they are either descent from their great x3 grandparent and are in their grandchild’s generation or descended from their great x5 grandparent and in their grandparent’s generation.
Always love how his "I can't think of anything relevant to say about the first one, that was a long time ago, you know what I'm sayin?" comment becomes way funnier when it was only 30 minutes earlier.
11:08 Comments on don’t go to sleep: Judge swung his hammer wildly! 112 damage 234 damage 456 damage Matt got hurt and collapsed... Comments on my hairiest adventure: CaN a GUy gEt a sOme PrivIAvy ? Larry: (looks at [censored]) Also Larry: ahhHhahahahahahaa! Nobody: Jon: S T O P Larry: (screams) Jon: (sings beautifully)
Conflicted because on the one hand, it's both together for 20+ minutes of Jontron. On the other, it takes views. I listen to it a lot on my phone when I'm going to sleep, and when driving, so it works great for that. To clear my conscience, maybe I'll just keep a Jontron playlist open and muted in the background with ad blocker turned off at like all times on laptop.
I like that he said Goosebumps and Are you afraid of the dark are like Tales from the crypt for kids. There was a Tales from the crypt cartoon for kids called Tales from the Cryptkeeper.
Ricey McRice Yes, I know. I was reading off the auto-generated caption from the video. I have actually read 'Cuckoo Clock of Doom', and wish I could again, but I don't have that copy on me.
Being from England, this show wasn't available..it seems pretty entertaining though if you ask me! Though the books terrified me. I was the only one who used to read it back in school, i'd act as though they didn't terrify me even though they did. I can remember 'say cheese and die', 'ghost camp' and 'the girl next door'. That last one scared me so bad i didn't sleep for weeks for fear of fire.
Just so you know the show was totally available in the UK it aired on Fox Kids, you can also stream it on Netflix too, in case you wanted to check it out :) .
That's ok there are 5 seasons on Netflix which I think is all of them. I used to love the books too and pretty much anything to do with Goosebumps. Also there is a VERY young Ryan Gosling in the 'say cheese and die' ep.
The funniest thing is Canada during the 80's and 90's was obsessed with dogs and ghosts, at least in children's stories. In their 25 film series "Tales for all" the stories invariably included, you guessed it, dogs and ghosts. Among these films was the infamous Peanut Butter Solution, the film many American children believed they hallucinated.
Well, second cousins are your parents' cousins, third cousins would be your grandparents' cousins, so does that mean that fourth cousins are your great-grandparents' cousins?
Well, youngster, what I'm saying about that is pretty much explaining why it's not so far-fetched for those people to be their fourth cousins. Still, it probably would have worked better if they were just their grandparents.
9:29 seems to be a forshadowing of the events of the game that occurred on July 8 in the semi-finals of the 2014 World Cup, where Germany faced Brazil in a painful game for the home team, which ended on the score of 7 for Germany and 1 for Brazil probably not, probably they just used both flags for no reason But what if on the goosebumps lore, that soccer match decided the existence of the realities?
Jontron should make some more videos about these types of horror tv shows not just the Crypt keeper or R.L Stine ones but a whole bunch of ones like the action tv shows mixed with horror like Buffy/Angel, Supernatural, True Blood, Vampire Diaries, Grimm, and much more.
I'm not claiming the "Don't go to seep" book is great but it is amazing compared to the episode. Everything is developed, explained, and was more awesome. In One reality the kid was basically Godzilla for a day.
I actually kinda love the raw concept of the reality police, but it should've probably been about how the kid wants all the good parts of life without responsibility of being older.
You know, there actually was a Tales from the Crypt for kleiner nachwuchs (small children, I know I didn't say it right), called "Tales from the Cryptkeeper"
10 years since the first time I watched this and I just realised that the sound effect is for that saw cutting into her arm and not just a weird sound effect for her wiping his sweat. XD Never noticed the little blood splatter. 8:47
There's actually a coffee shop named Trouble Coffee. It's simple, the kid's going to a coffee shop. BTW, 16:48. This should be put into every copy of A Serbian Film, SAW, Antichrist, and the Quentin Tarantino movies.
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Cousin-Grandpa: Aurora borealis.
Kid: Uh- Aurora borealis?! At this time of year?! At this time of day?! In this part of the country?! Localized entirely within that cave?!
Cousin-Grandpa: Yes.
May I see it?
@@CHAOTIXMaddLass .....no
Cousin-grandma: C. GRANDPA!!! THE CAVE IS ON FIRE!!!
@@CHAOTIXMaddLass Cousin Grandpa: no honey it's just the northern lights
@@carlamoyer8435 welo, cousin grandpa; you are an odd fellow, but i must say...you steam a good ham :)
That woman on the billboard who transforms into a hardcore meth addict scared the hell out of me as a kid. I wonder what the idea was behind that.
It’s supposed to represent fear and corruption by darkness I think.
It did as a kid and still does as an adult 😂 I'm 26 and watching it here in the dark gave me the creeps
when i was around the age this show was made for, i thought it was fucking hilarious, i used to die laughing just thinking about it
The hockey coach is a Canadian legend Don Cherry. He is a polarizing figure. He is actually probably more incoherent and crazy than portrayed in this show.
Being a defensemen turned coach will do that to you. Lol, respect to Mr Cherry from Boston
It's October 1st, Time for my annual tradition
Next up: TFS Hellsing Ultimate. And maybe end it with the Halloween Town Soul Eater AMV.
The Hockey coach guy is canadan legend don cherry and yes he's not reading a script...he actually does talk like that....lol
This comment aged poorly.
@Schiggy 2319 Don Cherry was removed from his spot on TV during hockey games because some people were offended by things he said about immigrants not wearing poppies during remembrance day.
@@ryandavison7182 oh god
His suit game is also on point. His wardrobe is top notch.
@@ryandavison7182 i mean he wasn't in the wrong
I think Jon's at one of his bests here.
this and the are you afraid of the dark vids
Every console Jon uses to play the episodes:
3:43 NES
11:43 SNES
18:43 Dreamcast
Anybody remember "Popular Mechanics for Kids"? Because the the protagonist is also in that and I think that's pretty neat.
Jon’s best work in my opinion.
I watch this religiously every year near Halloween, it’s a tradition
Jon: Ah Lighten Up Terri, What Are You Screaming At?
Louisa: Stay With Us Cousins.
Jon: AAAAHHH
In defense of Don’t Go To Sleep, the book was easily my favorite Goosebumps book and was 100 times better than the episode.
Gotta mention that the coach is played by legend/basket case Don Cherry, and I really doubt they gave him a script, just told him to pretend he was coaching kids.
Pretty much only Canadians would recognize him, but every Canadian would.
I did not not notice that the first time I seen this I thought it was some guy who looked and sounded like him
Im off to revoke my Canadian birth certifacte
The magic suit guy. Yeah, I thought it was him!
My Canadian heritage came in handy!
I swear Don Cherry just brings his tailor random patterns he found at a fabric store and tells him to make a suit by the end of the week.
I lose respect for anyone that doesn’t recognize the most Canadian person this side of Gretzky.
I’m Canadian and I didn’t not know that. Yet I’m probably the only Canadian who doesn’t like hockey
Who’s here in 2024?
I'll be here every year
Bruh this stupid comment all over music videos. Dont bring it to commentary channel for crying out loud
Should've been a "Creature Feature"
Not Larry's fault; slapping the corn out of Lilly's dad's hand.
Grandpa Seth told him to do it. Shit gets real in Nilbog
"I counted you in."
"Go to fucking hell!"
Lol! That always gets me!!😄💖
alright, one lol
Wait a minute, look in the background at 10:58, the Interdimentional 'Court of Reality' is based out of Germany?!
Ah, now that makes sense. The system of reality is run by a fascist regime.
They just won't show the actual flag for it in a kid's show.
BEST PART of the goosebumps thing is at 14:44
This guy gets it.
I miss this era of JonTron instead of him reacting to "as seen on TV" products
2nd
Eh, he’s still good
He’s still funny
I miss the old era but his recent stuff is hilarious 😂
At least we get jontron content at all. dark ages of waiting a year for an upload are finally over.
16:34 - 16:49 is the best part in this whole episode.
Larry narrates more than Max Payne. "They were all dogs. The final bark was an exclamation mark."
I'm a brave boy
( clicks on new jontron video )
not brave enough for this
+H4z3l P0p I wanna bath modafoca!
+Vinipooper br Eh?
I fall asleep to this every night thank you my friend
"WE CAN SAY WE PLAYED A CONCERT IN HAWAII."
Can a guy get some (demonic voice) PRIVACY?
Hmmmm-Hm-Hmmmmm.... Gets me every time! XD
"Don't be unlucky and be a dog" I LOLED SO HARD AT THIS LOL
Iss' a good one!
jojo in a nutshell
...tha's a gud one.
This showing up for me 10 years later during October is crazy 🥲 time flies so fast
My favorite book was the one about that summer camp. I can't remember what it was called, but it had one of the best twists.
You're thinking of Camp nightmare.
YEAH! About how this kid is like " DOOD SUMTIN SPOOPY HAPNIN" and everyone else is like "YO UR FRENDZ AINT REEL!"
Curse of Camp Cold Lake
The book was "Welcome to Camp Nightmare".
***** That was a weird book
Thank you so much for putting these into one video!
god it's almost been a decade since this special came out
I love how Jon's description on Don Cherry is spot on xD
Back for my yearly viewing.
In all seriousness that last one has the potential to be both terrifying and heartbreaking, they could have done a back and forth where they showed the original inhabitants slowly starving whilst also showing the kids in the present exposing the true horror of the situation, I’m thinking something like the Terror where their morals are slowly degraded as they resort to cannibalism and other such desperate measures.
I lost it at 16:42-16:49.
I can totally agree
Matt Lipton STOP!!! ahhhh! OAGBNUAEOGBNEGGBVAV!!!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
What did he censor tho i haven't seen the actual show
@@queef98 his leg
Thank you mentioning that change between the source material and the TV script as there was nothing wrong with him saying that Lily was "Short, thin and kind of cute". Clearly, the person who wrote the script must of been one of those assholes who thinks that "Men and women can't be friends" and changed that line to reflect their own bias >:(
***** I think it was more like "little boys can't think that girls are cute, they have cooties!"
Have you ever noticed that people with a pet theory can't help but see it EVERYWHERE?
That's called Confirmation Bias, and this comment reeks of it.
For some reason, those people also seem to lack anything like a sense of humor, as well.
I swear, TV and film executives are just pieces of shit.
Hopefully these last 3 years have made you less intolerable.
@ and i hope this one year has done the same for u
You're the best Midnight Ember!
I remember going to my library a lot as a kid, and I would always seem to come across some the Goosebumps books, although my mom didn't let me take them home. Just the cover images freaked the living piss out of me, especially the Cuckoo Clock of Doom one, for some reason...
4th twice removed means they are either descent from their great x3 grandparent and are in their grandchild’s generation or descended from their great x5 grandparent and in their grandparent’s generation.
Lol, I bet at 4:39 everyone payed more attention to JonTron dancing like an idiot than the "Spooky Scary Skeletons" XD
At that point, put it at 1.75x
Always love how his "I can't think of anything relevant to say about the first one, that was a long time ago, you know what I'm sayin?" comment becomes way funnier when it was only 30 minutes earlier.
Did anyone else notice that the Reality Judge is from Germany and Brazil?
And now, my
STOP!
Ahhhhh
John: OHHHHHH
I DIED
No more Pedo content
*****
what?
That is my favorite part.
best part evah
YOU SICK FUCK. This program has been suspended indefinitely
The beast... from... the... EEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT! We talkin about Philladelphia or Asia?
Plot Twist: it came from a Lil' Japan in Philly
26:15 Does Jontron not remember A Night in Terror had references to Medieval/Rack torture, beheading, death, imprisonment etc?
If it mentions the Iron Maiden, that is a thing that never worked.
I love watching this video every October!!!😁
11:08
Comments on don’t go to sleep:
Judge swung his hammer wildly!
112 damage
234 damage
456 damage
Matt got hurt and collapsed...
Comments on my hairiest adventure:
CaN a GUy gEt a sOme PrivIAvy ?
Larry: (looks at [censored])
Also Larry: ahhHhahahahahahaa!
Nobody:
Jon: S T O P
Larry: (screams)
Jon: (sings beautifully)
22:48 I love this bit with the Jack O' Lantern. XD
Got my bag o bones to eat time to watch this again
Piano lessons can be murder... that drawee episode was amazing
23:20 Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Conflicted because on the one hand, it's both together for 20+ minutes of Jontron. On the other, it takes views. I listen to it a lot on my phone when I'm going to sleep, and when driving, so it works great for that. To clear my conscience, maybe I'll just keep a Jontron playlist open and muted in the background with ad blocker turned off at like all times on laptop.
I like that he said Goosebumps and Are you afraid of the dark are like Tales from the crypt for kids. There was a Tales from the crypt cartoon for kids called Tales from the Cryptkeeper.
28:30 is probably the best section of this
Caption exerpt;
[1:56] *YOU WHO LACK THE BOOM*
Well, I'm sorry, I left my explosives at home.
It's actually 'The Cuckoo Clock of Doom'
Ricey McRice Yes, I know. I was reading off the auto-generated caption from the video. I have actually read 'Cuckoo Clock of Doom', and wish I could again, but I don't have that copy on me.
Being from England, this show wasn't available..it seems pretty entertaining though if you ask me!
Though the books terrified me. I was the only one who used to read it back in school, i'd act as though they didn't terrify me even though they did. I can remember 'say cheese and die', 'ghost camp' and 'the girl next door'. That last one scared me so bad i didn't sleep for weeks for fear of fire.
Just so you know the show was totally available in the UK it aired on Fox Kids, you can also stream it on Netflix too, in case you wanted to check it out :) .
wow really? ^-^ thanks for letting me know, maybe i's because I rarely watched tv as a child ^-^
That's ok there are 5 seasons on Netflix which I think is all of them. I used to love the books too and pretty much anything to do with Goosebumps. Also there is a VERY young Ryan Gosling in the 'say cheese and die' ep.
wow, thank you so much for telling me, I loved the books but I'll be happy to check out the series too ^-^
I watched it all the time as a kid in the UK...
Guys, there's a Goosebumps movie coming next year. I'm not too sure what to think of it
will it be their first SUCCESSFUL movie?
Didn't turn out so well
THE CAHOOK CAHOOK CTCHLOCK OF DOON
Holy shiet!!!!! Larry turned into frickin' Chewbacca!
More like the Wolf man
+Sheep-Face eh! Ok.
and now for Jon's singin scream 16:47
The funniest thing is Canada during the 80's and 90's was obsessed with dogs and ghosts, at least in children's stories. In their 25 film series "Tales for all" the stories invariably included, you guessed it, dogs and ghosts. Among these films was the infamous Peanut Butter Solution, the film many American children believed they hallucinated.
4:43 Jon's face though! XD
"getting hair where he put the tanning lotion"
WAIT
so if they turned into dogs they actually put it on the... okay nevermind
"I'll be the judge of that."
TRUE HORROR
If you think about it that kid became the dog in the opening sequence became evil and then was ate in another episode
What?!
HAHA THE CAPTIONS, when larry is checking for hair and is like "and now my -- STOP" the captions say "now my but" ALMOST BUTT, CLOSE ENOUGH
You should do a double feature of his Are you afraid of the dark videos.
Jon, you forgot about Erie Indiana. That was a show of a comparable caliber. It would also make a great review. Love the show!!!
Well, second cousins are your parents' cousins, third cousins would be your grandparents' cousins, so does that mean that fourth cousins are your great-grandparents' cousins?
BULLSHIT GRANDPA
Well, youngster, what I'm saying about that is pretty much explaining why it's not so far-fetched for those people to be their fourth cousins. Still, it probably would have worked better if they were just their grandparents.
9:29 seems to be a forshadowing of the events of the game that occurred on July 8 in the semi-finals of the 2014 World Cup, where Germany faced Brazil in a painful game for the home team, which ended on the score of 7 for Germany and 1 for Brazil
probably not, probably they just used both flags for no reason
But what if on the goosebumps lore, that soccer match decided the existence of the realities?
Jontron should make some more videos about these types of horror tv shows not just the Crypt keeper or R.L Stine ones but a whole bunch of ones like the action tv shows mixed with horror like Buffy/Angel, Supernatural, True Blood, Vampire Diaries, Grimm, and much more.
HEADS UP *HOCKEY!!!!!!*
*_strEET HOCK_*
***** *FoOT BAg*
SoCcY
ColorfulGemini TEN MILLION DOLLARS
DittoMaster6 On some sort of couch?
certified hood classic
Attack Of The Mutant!!! god, i haven't read that one in years!
Oh I wished Jon showed that one. Scary reading back in the day but the live action of it is comedy gold.
reality police, there are so many jokes i can make off of that
STROKE THAT CAT
Thank you for combining the vids
I'm not claiming the "Don't go to seep" book is great but it is amazing compared to the episode. Everything is developed, explained, and was more awesome. In One reality the kid was basically Godzilla for a day.
I actually kinda love the raw concept of the reality police, but it should've probably been about how the kid wants all the good parts of life without responsibility of being older.
Cousin Grandpa Lol
I was crying at the checkin the hair part
Annual Halloween viewing
i swear, i can't get over that hockey coach XD he gets me everytime
18:45 almost set that book on fire, Jon.
You know, there actually was a Tales from the Crypt for kleiner nachwuchs (small children, I know I didn't say it right), called "Tales from the Cryptkeeper"
Yes this is great.
My Goosebumps crush was the actress that played Carly Beth in The Haunted Mask
CAN'T A GUY GET SOME PRIVACY?? HMMHMMHMM!!! HMMHMMHMM!!!
16:46
How the best singers sing vs how everyone else sings
A double feature? Cool, can you do the same for his review on Are you afraid of the dark too?
YOU ARE A GHOST IM A GHOST SHES A GHOST.
OH MY DAYUM This toast is a ghost! *holds up toast and points to it*
***** YOU ARE A TOAST, I'M A TOAST, SHES A TOAST :o
cheiftainvulpix
We're all TOASTS!!!
***** AHHHHHHH *the riot starts*
cheiftainvulpix
lol
Thanks mate!
10 years since the first time I watched this and I just realised that the sound effect is for that saw cutting into her arm and not just a weird sound effect for her wiping his sweat. XD Never noticed the little blood splatter. 8:47
16:47 i Died Laughing at That Part SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! xD
"And you can't piss on hospitality I won't allow it"
Am I the only one who thinks the guy from the hair story sounds like Roxas from Kingdom Hearts
Oh.
no
he look nothing like roxas
+Faltiere Ornalock I said he sounds like Roxas.
I only saw that one bit of Ghost beach where they look at cave and the light. It scared me as a kid
thanos: reality is often disappointing
thanos: oh shit
The framerate looks better on this one for some reason
Holy fuck the Don Cherry part had me dying!!
gotta love Don Cherry in Goosebumps
There's actually a coffee shop named Trouble Coffee. It's simple, the kid's going to a coffee shop.
BTW, 16:48. This should be put into every copy of A Serbian Film, SAW, Antichrist, and the Quentin Tarantino movies.