Pilgrim (2019) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

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    • @air03man
      @air03man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Happy thanksgiving james now let's get to the kills

    • @jamesiz4395
      @jamesiz4395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

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    • @justinmckay6309
      @justinmckay6309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Happy Thanksgiving

    • @godzvnm7315
      @godzvnm7315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hey dead meat at some point you should consider doing lights out on the kill count its a good movie and i think you would enjoy covering it on the kill count for some of the things that happen in it.

    • @raythefangirl1339
      @raythefangirl1339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Happy Thanksgiving James and Chelse (sorry if I spelled her name wrong iam not good at selling sometimes)

  • @T1J
    @T1J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6317

    youtube used to literally recommend every video this channel made and it randomly stopped doing it and i've missed the last 4 videos

  • @zinamavromati348
    @zinamavromati348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6559

    Gotta love how "Based on a true story" usually refers to the murders but nope, apparently here Pilgrim reenactors exist and they might stay overnight in your home without breaking character

    • @emmagrace8938
      @emmagrace8938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      I mean, that’s arguably the weirder thing here

    • @MaxiLuca
      @MaxiLuca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Yes... but to me that’s the weirder part.

    • @ajunionizeslosangeles7998
      @ajunionizeslosangeles7998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      That's arguably pretty terrifying lol😳😳

    • @deansanton6549
      @deansanton6549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Reminds me of a one South Park episode (even they weren't pilgrims). Never break character 😂

    • @FoxValley123
      @FoxValley123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would be terrified honestly.......

  • @zee-bruh5993
    @zee-bruh5993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4537

    Can we just Appreciate How many horror movie outfits this Man has?

    • @maddisonnotrae7568
      @maddisonnotrae7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yes.

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      and the amount of props he has as well!! the only vid where ive seen him pass up on the opportunity for a prop is the mask from valentine

    • @queenfall1880
      @queenfall1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @OobleyGoobley_
      @OobleyGoobley_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The spooky drip

    • @SIM-tm8eo
      @SIM-tm8eo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought i was the only person who noticed that 👁️👁️

  • @erebus6453
    @erebus6453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    "i thought it was pronounced nikolaj" ayyy is that a Brooklyn 99 reference.

  • @KanKan13th
    @KanKan13th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14605

    Fun Fact: James will find any other movie so he will never cover Thankskilling 3
    2021: Well then, the wait is officially over

    • @ALEJANDRO-ir9ei
      @ALEJANDRO-ir9ei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

      It’s so bad it missed its sequel

    • @Thegamergabe4.0
      @Thegamergabe4.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Took the words out of my mouth

    • @RicardoSantos-tk4qp
      @RicardoSantos-tk4qp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      One day he will have no choice but to cover it though.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yep.

    • @jimmybrown4205
      @jimmybrown4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      But he didn't say he was ever covering it. Quite the opposite in fact. Last year he said it's not happening, so you shouldn't expect it.

  • @SoldierSeuss
    @SoldierSeuss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    Im not sure which hit harder. The drowning pool joke or the thumbs up the son gives his mom after she killed patience.

  • @Gavgoyle
    @Gavgoyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    "Traded out your stocks for pillories" is subtly HILARIOUS! Bravo!

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Thank you!! Was really proud of that one

    • @goeasyonme3087
      @goeasyonme3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DeadMeat Hi!

    • @MrSuperGeekster
      @MrSuperGeekster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hate to ask but I don't get it? I'm mega tired hahah I bet I'll kick myself

    • @tmaxgo6696
      @tmaxgo6696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrSuperGeekster I think it’s a joke on stock trading. Like the stock market

    • @DwarfyDoodad
      @DwarfyDoodad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@tmaxgo6696 Stocks were another form of public punishment. While pillories imprisoned the head and hands, and left the rest of the body exposed, Stocks imprisoned your feet. It's also a joke on Stock trading

  • @Kaltagstar96
    @Kaltagstar96 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Can we give credit to Patience and her dedication as an actress even in universe (considering that I imagine her and Ethan are just REALLY dedicated re-enactors) when she got an ice-pick through her head that it didn't stop her or cause her to break character. She was great in this movie.

  • @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222
    @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    The pilgrim's in a nutshell:
    "I hate appreciation"
    "Ok"
    *"Kills"*

    • @izaiah858
      @izaiah858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sounds like krampus

    • @TheAnthonyG.
      @TheAnthonyG. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The Pilgrim's in a nutshell:
      Family: "I don't appreciate anything in my life..."
      Pilgrim's: "So you have chosen death."

    • @alexandratwoface6422
      @alexandratwoface6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      O

    • @lilmactop6798
      @lilmactop6798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The little boy was in Brooklyn 99

    • @RC.-
      @RC.- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought this was gonna be a historical movie about pilgrims murdering natives-

  • @XrayTag
    @XrayTag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    James: *goes through another thanksgiving movie*
    Thankskilling 3: “I am inevitable”

    • @ScorpionStrike7
      @ScorpionStrike7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was just about to comment that!

    • @douglasfreer
      @douglasfreer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe he’ll avoid it by covering a long franchise or bring Christmas early when that happens

    • @ScorpionStrike7
      @ScorpionStrike7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@douglasfreer Like Godzilla?! 😆

    • @beans8059
      @beans8059 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ScorpionStrike7 Probably not godzilla because its not really a horror movie

    • @ScorpionStrike7
      @ScorpionStrike7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beans8059 They did a podcast about the first one a week ago

  • @samuraisharkie
    @samuraisharkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    Literally Cody was the only reasonable character in that movie

    • @jules6735
      @jules6735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Agreed, I wouldn't trust those pilgrims either

    • @jules6735
      @jules6735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Gold Rose I hear you! I agreed with the other gossiping rich ladies who didn't like the idea of it 😅
      Plus, if they took away my technology and source of light I would more or less go crazy (I'm a music and book junkie)

    • @KillerQueen-gx4vb
      @KillerQueen-gx4vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She was insufferable

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KillerQueen-gx4vb no

    • @grimes558
      @grimes558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ReiAnikaAyanami no they are totally right she sucked

  • @elextricy3962
    @elextricy3962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Katherine: sometimes life just suck y'know
    Patience: **holy music stops**

  • @hazama0634
    @hazama0634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4421

    I’m beginning to think James is paying people to make thanksgiving horror movies so he doesn’t have to cover thankskilling 3

    • @iamilibitirenbetter3266
      @iamilibitirenbetter3266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      When did he cover Thankskilling 2?

    • @hazama0634
      @hazama0634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@iamilibitirenbetter3266 ... I hope you’re joking, but in case you’re not there is no thankskilling 2, that’s basically the main joke in the title.

    • @NightLight9595
      @NightLight9595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      the only Thanksgiving movie I can recommend is called "Kristy" it isn't about the holiday but it does take place during Thanksgiving break

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hazama0634 I'm actually wondering how people don't know that when James explained it before

    • @valorantsweats3530
      @valorantsweats3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @JAIDEN PUE chill

  • @k9qtea
    @k9qtea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2864

    Did anyone else get the feeling that the guy pilgrim was maybe kinda grooming the kid so he would join their weird cult after the rest of the family was killed?

    • @opalsummers5793
      @opalsummers5793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      :O

    • @anonymous92388
      @anonymous92388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      omg yes

    • @cocoshanell715
      @cocoshanell715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      and he talked about early on in the movie how he had a family once but lost them, maybe what he was trying to do with Tate is what actually happened to him

    • @spacekid9580
      @spacekid9580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @lucyfoster8555
      @lucyfoster8555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea

  • @blknitenca
    @blknitenca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I still can't get over how Patience too a WHOLE ice pick to the head and just walks around like nothing!

  • @booled1
    @booled1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    James when he realizes that he has done every thanksgiving horror movie than Thankskilling 3: “Fuck....”

  • @tremaineesser9940
    @tremaineesser9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    The song playing during the dinner scene is a gospel song called "Grateful" by Hezekiah Walker.

    • @eboniedreamz1371
      @eboniedreamz1371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yep it honestly surprised me

    • @tremaineesser9940
      @tremaineesser9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      IKR! We used to sing it all the time on the praise and worship team at church. I was shocked that Hezekiah would allow that song in a horror flick. I guess he likes horror movies also! 🤣

    • @ryandags7453
      @ryandags7453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi

    • @Sadik90tom
      @Sadik90tom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the one from the vomit scene? XD

    • @kylebenjamin358
      @kylebenjamin358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Idk why he gave them permission to use that song🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @horimisu
    @horimisu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    “Did we just murder as a family?”
    Yes you did.

    • @loganrcooke
      @loganrcooke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True Bonding Time

    • @kanyeeast5555
      @kanyeeast5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man I love killing with my family every year

    • @dcbishop7932
      @dcbishop7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kanyeeast5555 same

  • @Nunyabusiness-ny4xb
    @Nunyabusiness-ny4xb 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The gospel music in the background just tied the knot in the dinner scene, truly a great thanks giving movie!

  • @jasonjuneau
    @jasonjuneau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "The dinner table's for dinner, not BUSINESS!"
    James A Janisse, 2020

    • @animeandgaming9247
      @animeandgaming9247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sepasepasepa

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sepassepasepa

    • @jasonjuneau
      @jasonjuneau 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kevin_Theadore1 Dafuq?

    • @samisnotmyname8865
      @samisnotmyname8865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also I'm sure that's a persona 5 reference with the little edit he did. I really like it

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aye it’s basically a copy of the All Out attack finisher screen for Persona 5

  • @explorer47422
    @explorer47422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    I reckon Ethan's family was murdered by the other Pilgrims, to teach 'him' a lesson in being thankful for what he had, which traumatised him enough to somehow join the Pilgrims to continue their work

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      69 likes lmao

    • @fc43
      @fc43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Or, it could have been a car crash/accident he caused out of his “ungratefulness”. Seems more realistic that way.

    • @mythicalthings1796
      @mythicalthings1796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@fc43 Considering it's implied they got there super naturally realism isn't exactly on the table here.

    • @OrangeAceGaming
      @OrangeAceGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same here. I thought they were going to convert Tate into this cult as well

    • @OrangeAceGaming
      @OrangeAceGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fc43 That just sounds like a rip-off of John Kramer

  • @jasperharden2841
    @jasperharden2841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    "Did..Did we just murder as a family?"
    Yes ignore common law, you did murder as a family. Very wholesome!

    • @user-re3qu9dc8b
      @user-re3qu9dc8b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Is that not self defense to kill one person from a large group of murderers living in your house

    • @StoneBuzzard
      @StoneBuzzard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Did we just murder...as a family"

    • @justacursedimagewithintern7235
      @justacursedimagewithintern7235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Did we just murder -as- a family?

    • @calebbaving953
      @calebbaving953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@justacursedimagewithintern7235 LMAO. Did we just murder a family as a family?

    • @yoylejuice
      @yoylejuice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hooray! family bonding 🎉

  • @jimjohn2170
    @jimjohn2170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Pilgrim: gets an ice pick to the head: *im fine*
    Me after I stub my toe: *dies*

    • @thenexus8384
      @thenexus8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanna know how she didn't die from that

  • @butchbaker68
    @butchbaker68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The blood is from the skin wearing away on the palms of her hands - she’s obsessively churning in a penance paying manner😁

  • @Jck_Lrkn
    @Jck_Lrkn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1614

    I allways love the little cuts he makes on the videos like
    “Tate likes eating glue”
    “That is a decent argument”
    “I haven’t eaten glue since I was little
    “Haha overruled”
    It’s just funny and makes me laugh

  • @pigeoncat3786
    @pigeoncat3786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    James dressed as a pilgrim yelling "we save balls" got me dead 💀💀

  • @spencerlevite6628
    @spencerlevite6628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    That Brooklyn 99 reference to Boyle’s kid was so damn smooth, in a kill count too😫 James I watch for your sneak references

  • @RobotWaltz
    @RobotWaltz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Did not expect James to perform a business-themed all-out attack at 6:28

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    I'm John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving
    Happy Thanksgiving Pilgrim
    - Peter Griffin

    • @erinmefford8041
      @erinmefford8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy thanksgiving

    • @hoodieguy3905
      @hoodieguy3905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Happy thanksgiving Pilgrims

    • @pajatime2403
      @pajatime2403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      why do i see you everywhere

    • @jackscoular3235
      @jackscoular3235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone had to say it

    • @mr.gh0st678
      @mr.gh0st678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peter Griffin go hehehehheheheheheheh

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Now that is a costume!! Really pulls the video all together

    • @danieltuck4167
      @danieltuck4167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      James's costume

    • @csar07.
      @csar07. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I swear, James does so much more than just narrate kill counts. The effort he puts into each one is amazing. In every episode he does so much more on top of even the background info. And he does a podcast thing on top of that. This guy is a crazy multitasker and it’s great the amount of effort he puts in.

    • @cloudyquakes821
      @cloudyquakes821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wutaii1 Nostalgia Your Like Everywhere man

    • @baha2716
      @baha2716 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      James always gets the good costumes on holidays

    • @cit7287
      @cit7287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey aren't you in every sniper wolf comments

  • @chelchel5504
    @chelchel5504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    18:05 i love how tate was just like "👁👄👁👍"

  • @dajamcafee2757
    @dajamcafee2757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Omg it is so weird hearing the Christian song Grateful in this horror movie after growing up listening to the song in Church 💀💀💀, I praise danced and everything to that song

    • @ebonih7138
      @ebonih7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was looking for this because SAME.

    • @sKketchygal
      @sKketchygal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh saaaaaaaame

    • @staticdoggoe34rd
      @staticdoggoe34rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ik

    • @queenrayray3
      @queenrayray3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank god I wasn’t the only one who has to replay it multiple times to make sure it was the same song

    • @Hyperion4K
      @Hyperion4K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

  • @porttominator5401
    @porttominator5401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Every time James says ‘BUSINESS’ an Angel is born

    • @quoteonquoteclub9711
      @quoteonquoteclub9711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And this thanksgiving version probably spawned 5 at once

  • @Lucas-ns3qe
    @Lucas-ns3qe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    James: shows people dying and being brutally murdered
    Manscaped: YES

    • @grammernotzi
      @grammernotzi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes, but Manscaped won't brutally murder my balls.

    • @Tylerprado06
      @Tylerprado06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grammernotzi indeed

    • @Lucas-ns3qe
      @Lucas-ns3qe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@grammernotzi lol hope not

    • @Spookcee
      @Spookcee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happens when you don’t use their razors

    • @crushelnast6657
      @crushelnast6657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

  • @brayden87543
    @brayden87543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Noooot BUSINESS!" my favorite one of James saying business😂

    • @r4my657
      @r4my657 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      timestamp?

    • @brayden87543
      @brayden87543 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@r4my657 I don't know how to do a timestamp

  • @fraydizs7302
    @fraydizs7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Sometimes life just sucks"
    *Cue vine boom sound effect*
    **Pilgrim will remember that**

  • @yemustbebornagain2049
    @yemustbebornagain2049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2345

    I can't believe "BUSINESS" is one year old

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

      Exactly! First appeared in last year's Thanksgiving episode, Home Sweet Home!

    • @yemustbebornagain2049
      @yemustbebornagain2049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@DeadMeat wow James replied to me! Feels good to be a patron!

    • @johndeacon5921
      @johndeacon5921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ok

    • @bgydhdhdhd3504
      @bgydhdhdhd3504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your the best dead meat

    • @emperrjrdn8552
      @emperrjrdn8552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@DeadMeat hey James I went through two phones while watching you I’ve been watching for 2 years thank u for good memories

  • @dead0ntime
    @dead0ntime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1939

    I hated their parents’ willingness to let these people into their home and it kinda just killed my enjoyment for Pilgrim. I think I’ll give it another shot.

  • @poeticblade
    @poeticblade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    James: "I think I need to make room for the numbers." [proceeds to 'evacuate' as electronic music abruptly plays] I lost it here. My composure, I mean, not my Jerusalem Cherries.

  • @Havokwreaker
    @Havokwreaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love that "Business!!!" has been such a long running joke in this series.

  • @jasonbolar3958
    @jasonbolar3958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5344

    James just doesn’t know how he played a big part in my life from 2019 all the way until now he even helped me get through quarantine❤️

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

      Well I know now! Hope you're doing well

    • @ethankeziah377
      @ethankeziah377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah james entertaining

    • @devin4229
      @devin4229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same

    • @cooper9063
      @cooper9063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same

    • @cbfitnes
      @cbfitnes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yup

  • @CommanderSteelTrap
    @CommanderSteelTrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5006

    You can’t avoid ThanksKilling 3 forever, James.

  • @jcsthedon
    @jcsthedon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    James, I wanted to share a few words of thanks with you. I have been watching terrible movies ritually by hosting a bad movie night once a week since 2005. I assembled a crew, and even keep a list of the films seen to rank them.
    Due to the death of my best friend, and the betrayal of another, I had almost lost my love for finding the cult classics and ranking them.
    That was until I found your channel. Thank you for sparking the love for finding the worst of the worst in the horror genre. It means so much to have it back.

  • @MissKatePhoenix
    @MissKatePhoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Your references are always on point! "His names Tate, but I always thought it was pronounced Nikolaj" - I never would've twigged that it was Charles son from B99 😂

  • @De13373r
    @De13373r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    That “business” shot killed me.

  • @efnfen
    @efnfen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Sometimes I think James doesn't really need sponsors and just prefers talking about shaving balls.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He’s like Brian’s soundboard

    • @AshbeeGaming
      @AshbeeGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is my favourite James conspiracy

    • @tophatstudios8183
      @tophatstudios8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is he a rob zombie guy

    • @Prince_Phaedru
      @Prince_Phaedru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who wouldn't take every opportunity to talk about them smooth boys?

  • @wilabanodeniro9780
    @wilabanodeniro9780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That Drowning Pool joke at 16:47 was remarkable

  • @historyisinteresting371
    @historyisinteresting371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I swear to god James U make me BROKE every sponsor u have i end up buying with no doubt

  • @PoisonedLuck
    @PoisonedLuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I have no clue why him staring at me and saying “We Save Balls!” killed me for the entire rest of the video, put me on the count alreadu

    • @wingless7733
      @wingless7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Already*

    • @somerandomturtle9536
      @somerandomturtle9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wingless7733 Thank you for your service. Correcting grammar when others won't.

    • @seanisgone5413
      @seanisgone5413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wingless7733 we are grateful for your contribution

    • @bisbeegreen1554
      @bisbeegreen1554 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wingless7733 You should win a Nobel Peace Prize

    • @jamesiz4395
      @jamesiz4395 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You eating turkey today? Well good cause I have something better. Hi I’m a new Content Creator on TH-cam and I’ve been consistently uploading to TH-cam for months now. So if you’re interested in gaming and funny commentary videos checkout my latest video below, have a beautiful day today and stay positive ❤️❣️💞💜
      th-cam.com/video/NrKmOxYPP0k/w-d-xo.html

  • @thirstyfordoctor609
    @thirstyfordoctor609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Even so we don't celebrate Thanksgiving here in Germany I wish everyone a wonderful day with the family.

  • @Justinrombough
    @Justinrombough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I just watched this movie and I absolutely loved the “in your face” style. One of my favorite Thanksgiving movies I’ve ever seen! Thanks for showing this to me last year on my bday James! 🙌🏼

  • @SugarSloth
    @SugarSloth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how some of James's videos are bangers. Every now and then he'll make one that I don't mind watching a million times over. And Pilgrim is definitely one of them.

  • @alexas4005
    @alexas4005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    James would literally rather make his own movie and review it rather than cover Thankskilling 3

    • @Jerrremy
      @Jerrremy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Your profile pic is exactly how i feel about that statement

    • @shisexee
      @shisexee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Law Dorherty is everything at home ok?

  • @cinemabrickstudios
    @cinemabrickstudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    I bet that once he runs out of thanksgiving horror movies, he’ll just do a horror movie that isn’t even related to thanksgiving just to avoid thankskilling 3

    • @niksimmons4448
      @niksimmons4448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He'll do the trailer for Thanksgiving

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's exactly what's gonna happen

    • @ColossalM
      @ColossalM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He'll do the Nightmare Before Christmas

    • @squidwardgaming1087
      @squidwardgaming1087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he'll do birdemic

  • @Timelord448
    @Timelord448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:31 : is that a persona 5 reference ?
    Ps: LOVE your show ! Thank you and everyone working with you.

  • @thomasslocum8870
    @thomasslocum8870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Brooklyn nine-nine reference 2:44 made my day

    • @okays434
      @okays434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there was two right he called it Turkey day but I might be wrong

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    You’ll run out of Thanksgiving movies to cover eventually, James. Then Thankskilling 3 will be the only one left

    • @parisgreen4600
      @parisgreen4600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Then he will start an early Christmas marathon :-D

    • @crusaderamongus
      @crusaderamongus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He will make his own Thanksgiving movie

    • @brokesmoke101
      @brokesmoke101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@crusaderamongus honestly, anything would be better than Thankskilling 3

    • @cheekbonestrenchcoat
      @cheekbonestrenchcoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "We're looking at the Addams Family movie that has Thanksgiving in. It's kinda horror and it's set at Thanksgiving. Don't @ me people!"

    • @ilikeweirdnojumpscarehorro8701
      @ilikeweirdnojumpscarehorro8701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about 2 lol its just a joke

  • @mylesquintyn
    @mylesquintyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    “Cody’s younger half-brother rate though I thought it was pronounced Nikolaj” Ha that made me laugh thanks for that Brooklyn 99 reference. Also the Cobra Kai reference made me laugh too

    • @kieranhunter1974
      @kieranhunter1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nikolaj*

    • @squishy9370
      @squishy9370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kieranhunter1974 nikolaj actually

    • @gabrielt.c
      @gabrielt.c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *tate

    • @krypticmajor9713
      @krypticmajor9713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@squishy9370 no it’s pronounced Nikolaj

    • @Dylan-if9jr
      @Dylan-if9jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s nikolaj u melons

  • @simplerika7295
    @simplerika7295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    15:29 I fr can't believe they play that song. Nahhh uhhh man. I ain't got no words.💀💀💀

  • @gorillaguy5664
    @gorillaguy5664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It amazes me how James always places a smile on my face in every review. It's like criticizing a stupid (or good) B Movie with your fun uncle.

  • @Avarissa-
    @Avarissa- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    i'm so glad James tells us in what other killcount movies some of the people are in so i don't have to break my brain thinking about where i know him/her from.

  • @insheepsclothing5574
    @insheepsclothing5574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    James: "Family dinner gets really gross"
    Screen: Shows what is definitely a human rib cage
    Me: Oh sweet mother of...

    • @Wiegehtsgut
      @Wiegehtsgut 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      DEAR GOD

    • @who.where13
      @who.where13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would’ve eaten it. It probably tasted good too.

    • @Wiegehtsgut
      @Wiegehtsgut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@who.where13 wtf

    • @redhunter1211
      @redhunter1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@who.where13 go back to the Sawyer Family farm

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@who.where13 2edgy4me

  • @nataliekline5655
    @nataliekline5655 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy Halloween! I started a binge of the kill count series at the start of the month, and this is the last one I was able to watch before November. I finished it at just past midnight. Thank you so much for this amazing content, I love the commentary on the films, as well as your wonderful jokes for each one. Make sure to be good people you guys!

  • @mushy1499
    @mushy1499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Anyone else getting reccomened this channel, and after one video, you're addicted?

  • @rickthestick4661
    @rickthestick4661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Ok so James talking about Balls while dressed as a pilgrim is the greatest thing ever

    • @cringegod
      @cringegod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes indeed

    • @LP-ey7np
      @LP-ey7np 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      balls

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    If this video were to taught me anything,
    It's that James has a limited amount of Thanksgiving movies left before he's faced with ThanksKilling 3

    • @gustavowadaslopes2479
      @gustavowadaslopes2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's all part of his plan for director to release more thanksgiving horror movies

    • @Lol-jb1ud
      @Lol-jb1ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Since many Thanksgiving movies are made each decade he'll probably do a killcount on 1 made a few years after 2020 and going on so he won't make one on thankskilling 3

  • @lyndsaypimentel6245
    @lyndsaypimentel6245 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when this video came out it popped up on my recommended page and i was intrigued. in the year since i’ve seen every kill count at least twice and every podcast episode as well. only wish i found your channel sooner james!!

  • @0ddsandb0dkins
    @0ddsandb0dkins 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't find this channel until September of this year. Let's just say it is now one of my many TH-cam hyperfixations. Thank you James! You now make me laugh every day when I go to work!

  • @myeyesbleedblack
    @myeyesbleedblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Manscaped after inventing gory horror flicks: BIG STONKS.

  • @TheManOfManyNames373
    @TheManOfManyNames373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Fun Fact: This isn't Into the Dark's only Thanksgiving episode. Meaning he can avoid covering Thankskilling 3 for ANOTHER year!

    • @kal8563
      @kal8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And there will probably be more till the next thanksgiving so he can avoid thankskilling 3 even more

    • @CT--my4lf
      @CT--my4lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HECK.

    • @unwrittenemmy098
      @unwrittenemmy098 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I come from the future with great news…

  • @soupiaaa
    @soupiaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pilgrims literally throwing up poison and almost dying in violent ways:
    The techno music:
    💃🕺💃🕺

  • @arturosandovalsaito2704
    @arturosandovalsaito2704 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Patience: survives getting stabbed to the head.
    Also Patience: gets killed by getting stabbed to the neck.

  • @alecmacgillivray7793
    @alecmacgillivray7793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Colonial Jigsaw: escapith thy trap, livith thy life

    • @myeyesbleedblack
      @myeyesbleedblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Though shalt have three score and five seconds to escape the enclosed trap for hunting upon your face, before it distends and destroys thy livelyhood.

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Throust does not appreciate thine life.

  • @kingxd3ath_arts485
    @kingxd3ath_arts485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Grateful by Hezekiah Walker is one of my favorite Gospel songs and I never expected to hear it in a horror movie, but it strangely fits well

  • @snorunge591
    @snorunge591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I actually love his sponsorships and how he does them! It's just so funny and creative and really made me wanna buy the manscape products and I frickin' love them now❤️

  • @dxwid9567
    @dxwid9567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    2:35
    Didn't think that there would be a brooklyn 99 reference on here
    "Nikolaj"

  • @memegodgaming2630
    @memegodgaming2630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Nobody: .......
    *Ethan and patience throwing up blood*
    Movie director: GET THE ELECTRONIC MUSIC SUSAN!

    • @calvinhuddleston576
      @calvinhuddleston576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Le Meme God meme I'm still trying to get the sauce on that baller ost, problem is Scott pilgrim stuff clutters any attempt to find it

    • @calvinhuddleston576
      @calvinhuddleston576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I found the sauce it's; burst planningtorock

    • @mabby69
      @mabby69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@calvinhuddleston576 ilysm omg, i was looking for the song name

  • @tokukizo648
    @tokukizo648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    James puts so much effort into his videos it’s amazing i love everyone with little bits of humour

  • @ms_artsy2143
    @ms_artsy2143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "I thought it's spelled nicolaj" love this Brooklyn 99 reference

    • @Zaps99ESP
      @Zaps99ESP 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was gonna comment the same. And I loved that he also referenced Cobra Kai

  • @Bandstand
    @Bandstand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Happy Thanksgiving!!!

    • @isack2009
      @isack2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You too

    • @Bandstand
      @Bandstand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You two too ^

    • @tayshaunmaximem.guittap142
      @tayshaunmaximem.guittap142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bandstand same to you!

    • @jesielcardenales2108
      @jesielcardenales2108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happy Thanksgiving and stay safe out there

    • @Bandstand
      @Bandstand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Shard FloofFox I have a feeling you’re going to be commenting that a lot today. Best of luck to you

  • @kumisona9643
    @kumisona9643 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Based on the newest Thanksgiving horror movie that came out I feel like there’s some kind of unspoken agreement that Thanksgiving horror movies must include cannibalism/someone being cooked
    It’s a pattern that I’m not sure if I hate or love

  • @darkmetamario
    @darkmetamario 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is it me, or did James put a Persona 5 reference at 6:28 with a end screen of an all out attack of himself disguised for thanksgiving and a turkey., and of course, business!!

  • @lexxlexxi4888
    @lexxlexxi4888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The fact that they used “grateful” by hezekiah walker for THAT scene has we cryingggg 😭😭

    • @hailey.dionna
      @hailey.dionna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sameeee when i tell u i was caught off guard

    • @annettewilliams0219
      @annettewilliams0219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-gy9dp8tq7v
      @user-gy9dp8tq7v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Basically the whole dinner with the music: BE GRATEFUL WHILE YOUR EATING YOUR RELATIVE THAT YOU HELPED PREPARE!

    • @jovanmcneil3903
      @jovanmcneil3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ACTUALLY, THAT WAS CEEEPY, I NEVER LIKED USING GOSPEL MUSIC IN HORROR MOVIES, especially when it was in killing scenes, to me it's stupid.

    • @jovanmcneil3903
      @jovanmcneil3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By the way, I forgot to mention, I know that playing the gospel music during the horror scenes was supposed to be creepy, but that is was stupid to me, even though the movie is supposed to be a Thanksgiving horror movie, I just think they could have done another song, it's just me I guess, I just didn't like it, thanks.

  • @soto3520
    @soto3520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Thanksgiving Movies James will probably cover before ThanksKilling 3:
    • Flesh and Blood
    • Blood Freak
    • Kristy
    • ThanXgiving
    So yeah its gonna be a while...

    • @hoodieguy3905
      @hoodieguy3905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Don’t give him ideas

    • @tugeye6391
      @tugeye6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Only 5 more years

    • @mrIllusionist1331
      @mrIllusionist1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The Last Thanksgiving (2020)

    • @csar07.
      @csar07. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why wouldn’t he want the beautiful zombie turkey?

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Oooooh, thank you!

  • @dreamieskies056
    @dreamieskies056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love how enthusiastically he says "WE SAVE BALLS!"

  • @LeoBeastmode
    @LeoBeastmode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    18:50 ngl, I laughed here for like 2 min straight

  • @jaycaoracing3119
    @jaycaoracing3119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    No one has pointed out that he said “the drowning pool” and then “as the bodies hit the floor” clever clever

    • @bransonwu9307
      @bransonwu9307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/whooosh

    • @SleepEternal
      @SleepEternal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah a man of culture aswell

    • @sajones4860
      @sajones4860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Jeff Bridger “Bodies” is a song by the band Drowning Pool, and the chorus has the line “let the bodies hit the floor” repeatedly sung.

    • @lemonvanis9823
      @lemonvanis9823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      U idiots it's Nikolaj*

  • @lizzykk9482
    @lizzykk9482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    15:13 he's the head of the family

  • @pmc8451
    @pmc8451 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would genuinely love to see a film dealing with the fallout of something like this happening. The clean up, the police response, interviews, trials, media circus etc. The police arrive at that house to see those two surrounded by dead bodies, most of which had clearly been murdered, they’re not just gonna take their word for what happened and let them get on with their lives.

    • @Dartkitten
      @Dartkitten 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah you could do it in a cold case way by using flashbacks or more suspencful, not knowing if theyre telling the truth.

  • @frederalbacon
    @frederalbacon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An ice pick that deep inside the head (even through the hand, that was deep enough to touch grey matter) would 1. Be stuck (you're not casually pulling an ice pick out of your head) and 2. Cause some form of neurological injury, especially where the stab was, in the temple.

  • @marko_zgal2517
    @marko_zgal2517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    "I thought it was pronounced Nikolaj" We stan a Brooklyn 99 fan.

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Mom: "Where else would he stay?"
    Daughter: "Um, a motel comes to mind. We don't know them."
    Me: I'm starting to like her. 😀

    • @anonymous92388
      @anonymous92388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg same

    • @noriii
      @noriii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      prolly cus she’s ,, yk ..

    • @mamanyajessie5511
      @mamanyajessie5511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noriii wdym

    • @ninacore444
      @ninacore444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noriii me too I’m curious

    • @graciewaite3791
      @graciewaite3791 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noriii what are you- oooooooh... That's really rasict

  • @jasonvoorhees310
    @jasonvoorhees310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Ok...i call bullshit. The moment those poiseness plot berries where introduced, I'd ask wtf did you pick them then,...with my little bro.🤔
    They be outta my house ASAP!
    Family saved

  • @matthewmorrison9700
    @matthewmorrison9700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the amount of power and dangerous energy that is put into the "SHUCKING", truly awesome.

  • @kaitlinklassen6527
    @kaitlinklassen6527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I love how Patience makes such a deal about wearing her washing clothes, and then spends the rest of the episode, not only NOT wearing a chemise, but then wearing a sleeveless dress to show off her extra bare arms

  • @sillymonkey3364
    @sillymonkey3364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    When James yelled "We save balls!" I really wonder what Chelsea must have been thinking.

    • @at-bazelgeuse
      @at-bazelgeuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      imagine seeing your husband in a full pilgrim outfit scream at a news paper saying "WE SAVE BALLS"

    • @MartyBrawls
      @MartyBrawls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@at-bazelgeuse lol

    • @charliefinnmichael4770
      @charliefinnmichael4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@at-bazelgeuse I'd know I've made the right choice

  • @cwardziegler5969
    @cwardziegler5969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the "Stand your ground law" in effect

  • @scoloma82
    @scoloma82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I never laughed so much at a Dead Meat video than this. Love the jokes/music 😂

  • @gee777
    @gee777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    That killer turkey is watching James, you’ll need to do it eventually.