Pilgrim (2019) KILL COUNT
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ALSO: I didn't realize the gospel song was a real song - "Grateful" by Hezekiah Walker. Sorry for calling it "weird", I just meant weird in the scene given the circumstances!
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Happy thanksgiving james now let's get to the kills
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Happy Thanksgiving
Hey dead meat at some point you should consider doing lights out on the kill count its a good movie and i think you would enjoy covering it on the kill count for some of the things that happen in it.
Happy Thanksgiving James and Chelse (sorry if I spelled her name wrong iam not good at selling sometimes)
youtube used to literally recommend every video this channel made and it randomly stopped doing it and i've missed the last 4 videos
Yup
Sad
Dude same wtf
Subscribe then to not miss any
TH-cam sucks
Gotta love how "Based on a true story" usually refers to the murders but nope, apparently here Pilgrim reenactors exist and they might stay overnight in your home without breaking character
I mean, that’s arguably the weirder thing here
Yes... but to me that’s the weirder part.
That's arguably pretty terrifying lol😳😳
Reminds me of a one South Park episode (even they weren't pilgrims). Never break character 😂
I would be terrified honestly.......
Can we just Appreciate How many horror movie outfits this Man has?
yes.
and the amount of props he has as well!! the only vid where ive seen him pass up on the opportunity for a prop is the mask from valentine
Yes
The spooky drip
I thought i was the only person who noticed that 👁️👁️
"i thought it was pronounced nikolaj" ayyy is that a Brooklyn 99 reference.
Kneee collage
ayyyyyy
@@ernestsanchez6712 noicee
@@enbygremlin8821 lmao
It’s Nikolaj
Fun Fact: James will find any other movie so he will never cover Thankskilling 3
2021: Well then, the wait is officially over
It’s so bad it missed its sequel
Took the words out of my mouth
One day he will have no choice but to cover it though.
Yep.
But he didn't say he was ever covering it. Quite the opposite in fact. Last year he said it's not happening, so you shouldn't expect it.
Im not sure which hit harder. The drowning pool joke or the thumbs up the son gives his mom after she killed patience.
That thumbs up kills me haha
@@DeadMeat I can agree
Lol
Yes
@@DeadMeat lmao
"Traded out your stocks for pillories" is subtly HILARIOUS! Bravo!
Thank you!! Was really proud of that one
@@DeadMeat Hi!
I hate to ask but I don't get it? I'm mega tired hahah I bet I'll kick myself
@@MrSuperGeekster I think it’s a joke on stock trading. Like the stock market
@@tmaxgo6696 Stocks were another form of public punishment. While pillories imprisoned the head and hands, and left the rest of the body exposed, Stocks imprisoned your feet. It's also a joke on Stock trading
Can we give credit to Patience and her dedication as an actress even in universe (considering that I imagine her and Ethan are just REALLY dedicated re-enactors) when she got an ice-pick through her head that it didn't stop her or cause her to break character. She was great in this movie.
The pilgrim's in a nutshell:
"I hate appreciation"
"Ok"
*"Kills"*
Sounds like krampus
The Pilgrim's in a nutshell:
Family: "I don't appreciate anything in my life..."
Pilgrim's: "So you have chosen death."
O
The little boy was in Brooklyn 99
I thought this was gonna be a historical movie about pilgrims murdering natives-
James: *goes through another thanksgiving movie*
Thankskilling 3: “I am inevitable”
I was just about to comment that!
Maybe he’ll avoid it by covering a long franchise or bring Christmas early when that happens
@@douglasfreer Like Godzilla?! 😆
@@ScorpionStrike7 Probably not godzilla because its not really a horror movie
@@beans8059 They did a podcast about the first one a week ago
Literally Cody was the only reasonable character in that movie
Agreed, I wouldn't trust those pilgrims either
@Gold Rose I hear you! I agreed with the other gossiping rich ladies who didn't like the idea of it 😅
Plus, if they took away my technology and source of light I would more or less go crazy (I'm a music and book junkie)
She was insufferable
@@KillerQueen-gx4vb no
@@ReiAnikaAyanami no they are totally right she sucked
Katherine: sometimes life just suck y'know
Patience: **holy music stops**
I’m beginning to think James is paying people to make thanksgiving horror movies so he doesn’t have to cover thankskilling 3
When did he cover Thankskilling 2?
@@iamilibitirenbetter3266 ... I hope you’re joking, but in case you’re not there is no thankskilling 2, that’s basically the main joke in the title.
the only Thanksgiving movie I can recommend is called "Kristy" it isn't about the holiday but it does take place during Thanksgiving break
@@hazama0634 I'm actually wondering how people don't know that when James explained it before
@JAIDEN PUE chill
Did anyone else get the feeling that the guy pilgrim was maybe kinda grooming the kid so he would join their weird cult after the rest of the family was killed?
:O
omg yes
and he talked about early on in the movie how he had a family once but lost them, maybe what he was trying to do with Tate is what actually happened to him
Yes
Yea
I still can't get over how Patience too a WHOLE ice pick to the head and just walks around like nothing!
She built different
mf got leon trotsky’d
James when he realizes that he has done every thanksgiving horror movie than Thankskilling 3: “Fuck....”
The song playing during the dinner scene is a gospel song called "Grateful" by Hezekiah Walker.
Yep it honestly surprised me
IKR! We used to sing it all the time on the praise and worship team at church. I was shocked that Hezekiah would allow that song in a horror flick. I guess he likes horror movies also! 🤣
Hi
And the one from the vomit scene? XD
Idk why he gave them permission to use that song🤦🏿♂️
“Did we just murder as a family?”
Yes you did.
True Bonding Time
Man I love killing with my family every year
@@kanyeeast5555 same
The gospel music in the background just tied the knot in the dinner scene, truly a great thanks giving movie!
"The dinner table's for dinner, not BUSINESS!"
James A Janisse, 2020
Sepasepasepa
Sepassepasepa
@@Kevin_Theadore1 Dafuq?
Also I'm sure that's a persona 5 reference with the little edit he did. I really like it
Aye it’s basically a copy of the All Out attack finisher screen for Persona 5
I reckon Ethan's family was murdered by the other Pilgrims, to teach 'him' a lesson in being thankful for what he had, which traumatised him enough to somehow join the Pilgrims to continue their work
69 likes lmao
Or, it could have been a car crash/accident he caused out of his “ungratefulness”. Seems more realistic that way.
@@fc43 Considering it's implied they got there super naturally realism isn't exactly on the table here.
Same here. I thought they were going to convert Tate into this cult as well
@@fc43 That just sounds like a rip-off of John Kramer
"Did..Did we just murder as a family?"
Yes ignore common law, you did murder as a family. Very wholesome!
Is that not self defense to kill one person from a large group of murderers living in your house
"Did we just murder...as a family"
Did we just murder -as- a family?
@@justacursedimagewithintern7235 LMAO. Did we just murder a family as a family?
hooray! family bonding 🎉
Pilgrim: gets an ice pick to the head: *im fine*
Me after I stub my toe: *dies*
I wanna know how she didn't die from that
The blood is from the skin wearing away on the palms of her hands - she’s obsessively churning in a penance paying manner😁
I allways love the little cuts he makes on the videos like
“Tate likes eating glue”
“That is a decent argument”
“I haven’t eaten glue since I was little
“Haha overruled”
It’s just funny and makes me laugh
:8
6:13 I was looking for it and I found it
@@_Ch1llz thanks
James dressed as a pilgrim yelling "we save balls" got me dead 💀💀
added to the kill count
Same
That Brooklyn 99 reference to Boyle’s kid was so damn smooth, in a kill count too😫 James I watch for your sneak references
Did not expect James to perform a business-themed all-out attack at 6:28
I'm John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving Pilgrim
- Peter Griffin
Happy thanksgiving
Happy thanksgiving Pilgrims
why do i see you everywhere
Someone had to say it
Peter Griffin go hehehehheheheheheheh
Now that is a costume!! Really pulls the video all together
James's costume
I swear, James does so much more than just narrate kill counts. The effort he puts into each one is amazing. In every episode he does so much more on top of even the background info. And he does a podcast thing on top of that. This guy is a crazy multitasker and it’s great the amount of effort he puts in.
Wutaii1 Nostalgia Your Like Everywhere man
James always gets the good costumes on holidays
Hey aren't you in every sniper wolf comments
18:05 i love how tate was just like "👁👄👁👍"
Omg it is so weird hearing the Christian song Grateful in this horror movie after growing up listening to the song in Church 💀💀💀, I praise danced and everything to that song
I was looking for this because SAME.
Bruh saaaaaaaame
Ik
Thank god I wasn’t the only one who has to replay it multiple times to make sure it was the same song
same
Every time James says ‘BUSINESS’ an Angel is born
And this thanksgiving version probably spawned 5 at once
James: shows people dying and being brutally murdered
Manscaped: YES
Yes, but Manscaped won't brutally murder my balls.
@@grammernotzi indeed
@@grammernotzi lol hope not
What happens when you don’t use their razors
Hi
"Noooot BUSINESS!" my favorite one of James saying business😂
timestamp?
@@r4my657 I don't know how to do a timestamp
"Sometimes life just sucks"
*Cue vine boom sound effect*
**Pilgrim will remember that**
I can't believe "BUSINESS" is one year old
Exactly! First appeared in last year's Thanksgiving episode, Home Sweet Home!
@@DeadMeat wow James replied to me! Feels good to be a patron!
ok
Your the best dead meat
@@DeadMeat hey James I went through two phones while watching you I’ve been watching for 2 years thank u for good memories
I hated their parents’ willingness to let these people into their home and it kinda just killed my enjoyment for Pilgrim. I think I’ll give it another shot.
I hated that they never attempted to call the cops.
@TH-cam Sucks fair enough
@TH-cam Sucks yeah that sucks
@@speznaslordtachanka1064 at least your elite is cool
@@karama5562 Finally some respect on the Lord
James: "I think I need to make room for the numbers." [proceeds to 'evacuate' as electronic music abruptly plays] I lost it here. My composure, I mean, not my Jerusalem Cherries.
I love that "Business!!!" has been such a long running joke in this series.
James just doesn’t know how he played a big part in my life from 2019 all the way until now he even helped me get through quarantine❤️
Well I know now! Hope you're doing well
Yeah james entertaining
Same
Same
Yup
You can’t avoid ThanksKilling 3 forever, James.
Very true
he will find a way
Life uhhh... Found it's way
He’ll find a way
I will come for you James! Gobble, gobble, mofo!
-Turkie the turkey, 2020
James, I wanted to share a few words of thanks with you. I have been watching terrible movies ritually by hosting a bad movie night once a week since 2005. I assembled a crew, and even keep a list of the films seen to rank them.
Due to the death of my best friend, and the betrayal of another, I had almost lost my love for finding the cult classics and ranking them.
That was until I found your channel. Thank you for sparking the love for finding the worst of the worst in the horror genre. It means so much to have it back.
Your references are always on point! "His names Tate, but I always thought it was pronounced Nikolaj" - I never would've twigged that it was Charles son from B99 😂
That “business” shot killed me.
The old timey pipe made it work!
BUSINESS
I don't know what it made me feel or why, but I liked it
Time for an all out attack!
@@UMinecr oh my god your right!
Sometimes I think James doesn't really need sponsors and just prefers talking about shaving balls.
He’s like Brian’s soundboard
This is my favourite James conspiracy
Is he a rob zombie guy
Who wouldn't take every opportunity to talk about them smooth boys?
That Drowning Pool joke at 16:47 was remarkable
I swear to god James U make me BROKE every sponsor u have i end up buying with no doubt
I have no clue why him staring at me and saying “We Save Balls!” killed me for the entire rest of the video, put me on the count alreadu
Already*
@@wingless7733 Thank you for your service. Correcting grammar when others won't.
@@wingless7733 we are grateful for your contribution
@@wingless7733 You should win a Nobel Peace Prize
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Even so we don't celebrate Thanksgiving here in Germany I wish everyone a wonderful day with the family.
Thank you kind sir
And a happy Thanksgiving to you
Happy thanksgiving
Thanks man god bless
Danke.
I just watched this movie and I absolutely loved the “in your face” style. One of my favorite Thanksgiving movies I’ve ever seen! Thanks for showing this to me last year on my bday James! 🙌🏼
I love how some of James's videos are bangers. Every now and then he'll make one that I don't mind watching a million times over. And Pilgrim is definitely one of them.
James would literally rather make his own movie and review it rather than cover Thankskilling 3
Your profile pic is exactly how i feel about that statement
@Law Dorherty is everything at home ok?
I bet that once he runs out of thanksgiving horror movies, he’ll just do a horror movie that isn’t even related to thanksgiving just to avoid thankskilling 3
He'll do the trailer for Thanksgiving
That's exactly what's gonna happen
He'll do the Nightmare Before Christmas
he'll do birdemic
6:31 : is that a persona 5 reference ?
Ps: LOVE your show ! Thank you and everyone working with you.
The Brooklyn nine-nine reference 2:44 made my day
there was two right he called it Turkey day but I might be wrong
You’ll run out of Thanksgiving movies to cover eventually, James. Then Thankskilling 3 will be the only one left
Then he will start an early Christmas marathon :-D
He will make his own Thanksgiving movie
@@crusaderamongus honestly, anything would be better than Thankskilling 3
"We're looking at the Addams Family movie that has Thanksgiving in. It's kinda horror and it's set at Thanksgiving. Don't @ me people!"
What about 2 lol its just a joke
“Cody’s younger half-brother rate though I thought it was pronounced Nikolaj” Ha that made me laugh thanks for that Brooklyn 99 reference. Also the Cobra Kai reference made me laugh too
Nikolaj*
@@kieranhunter1974 nikolaj actually
*tate
@@squishy9370 no it’s pronounced Nikolaj
It’s nikolaj u melons
15:29 I fr can't believe they play that song. Nahhh uhhh man. I ain't got no words.💀💀💀
It amazes me how James always places a smile on my face in every review. It's like criticizing a stupid (or good) B Movie with your fun uncle.
i'm so glad James tells us in what other killcount movies some of the people are in so i don't have to break my brain thinking about where i know him/her from.
James: "Family dinner gets really gross"
Screen: Shows what is definitely a human rib cage
Me: Oh sweet mother of...
DEAR GOD
I would’ve eaten it. It probably tasted good too.
@@who.where13 wtf
@@who.where13 go back to the Sawyer Family farm
@@who.where13 2edgy4me
Happy Halloween! I started a binge of the kill count series at the start of the month, and this is the last one I was able to watch before November. I finished it at just past midnight. Thank you so much for this amazing content, I love the commentary on the films, as well as your wonderful jokes for each one. Make sure to be good people you guys!
Anyone else getting reccomened this channel, and after one video, you're addicted?
Yea boi
Ok so James talking about Balls while dressed as a pilgrim is the greatest thing ever
yes indeed
balls
If this video were to taught me anything,
It's that James has a limited amount of Thanksgiving movies left before he's faced with ThanksKilling 3
It's all part of his plan for director to release more thanksgiving horror movies
Since many Thanksgiving movies are made each decade he'll probably do a killcount on 1 made a few years after 2020 and going on so he won't make one on thankskilling 3
when this video came out it popped up on my recommended page and i was intrigued. in the year since i’ve seen every kill count at least twice and every podcast episode as well. only wish i found your channel sooner james!!
I didn't find this channel until September of this year. Let's just say it is now one of my many TH-cam hyperfixations. Thank you James! You now make me laugh every day when I go to work!
Manscaped after inventing gory horror flicks: BIG STONKS.
BUISNESS
Fun Fact: This isn't Into the Dark's only Thanksgiving episode. Meaning he can avoid covering Thankskilling 3 for ANOTHER year!
And there will probably be more till the next thanksgiving so he can avoid thankskilling 3 even more
HECK.
I come from the future with great news…
Pilgrims literally throwing up poison and almost dying in violent ways:
The techno music:
💃🕺💃🕺
Patience: survives getting stabbed to the head.
Also Patience: gets killed by getting stabbed to the neck.
Colonial Jigsaw: escapith thy trap, livith thy life
Though shalt have three score and five seconds to escape the enclosed trap for hunting upon your face, before it distends and destroys thy livelyhood.
Throust does not appreciate thine life.
Grateful by Hezekiah Walker is one of my favorite Gospel songs and I never expected to hear it in a horror movie, but it strangely fits well
I actually love his sponsorships and how he does them! It's just so funny and creative and really made me wanna buy the manscape products and I frickin' love them now❤️
2:35
Didn't think that there would be a brooklyn 99 reference on here
"Nikolaj"
Nor did i.
Ikr I was just looking to see if someone commented about this
@@grantricks1995 same here
@@grantricks1995 same
@@grantricks1995 samee
Nobody: .......
*Ethan and patience throwing up blood*
Movie director: GET THE ELECTRONIC MUSIC SUSAN!
Le Meme God meme I'm still trying to get the sauce on that baller ost, problem is Scott pilgrim stuff clutters any attempt to find it
I found the sauce it's; burst planningtorock
@@calvinhuddleston576 ilysm omg, i was looking for the song name
James puts so much effort into his videos it’s amazing i love everyone with little bits of humour
"I thought it's spelled nicolaj" love this Brooklyn 99 reference
I was gonna comment the same. And I loved that he also referenced Cobra Kai
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
You too
You two too ^
Bandstand same to you!
Happy Thanksgiving and stay safe out there
@Shard FloofFox I have a feeling you’re going to be commenting that a lot today. Best of luck to you
Based on the newest Thanksgiving horror movie that came out I feel like there’s some kind of unspoken agreement that Thanksgiving horror movies must include cannibalism/someone being cooked
It’s a pattern that I’m not sure if I hate or love
Is it me, or did James put a Persona 5 reference at 6:28 with a end screen of an all out attack of himself disguised for thanksgiving and a turkey., and of course, business!!
The fact that they used “grateful” by hezekiah walker for THAT scene has we cryingggg 😭😭
sameeee when i tell u i was caught off guard
Took me out 😂😂😂😂😂
Basically the whole dinner with the music: BE GRATEFUL WHILE YOUR EATING YOUR RELATIVE THAT YOU HELPED PREPARE!
ACTUALLY, THAT WAS CEEEPY, I NEVER LIKED USING GOSPEL MUSIC IN HORROR MOVIES, especially when it was in killing scenes, to me it's stupid.
By the way, I forgot to mention, I know that playing the gospel music during the horror scenes was supposed to be creepy, but that is was stupid to me, even though the movie is supposed to be a Thanksgiving horror movie, I just think they could have done another song, it's just me I guess, I just didn't like it, thanks.
Thanksgiving Movies James will probably cover before ThanksKilling 3:
• Flesh and Blood
• Blood Freak
• Kristy
• ThanXgiving
So yeah its gonna be a while...
Don’t give him ideas
Only 5 more years
The Last Thanksgiving (2020)
Why wouldn’t he want the beautiful zombie turkey?
Oooooh, thank you!
Love how enthusiastically he says "WE SAVE BALLS!"
18:50 ngl, I laughed here for like 2 min straight
No one has pointed out that he said “the drowning pool” and then “as the bodies hit the floor” clever clever
r/whooosh
Ah a man of culture aswell
@Jeff Bridger “Bodies” is a song by the band Drowning Pool, and the chorus has the line “let the bodies hit the floor” repeatedly sung.
U idiots it's Nikolaj*
15:13 he's the head of the family
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I would genuinely love to see a film dealing with the fallout of something like this happening. The clean up, the police response, interviews, trials, media circus etc. The police arrive at that house to see those two surrounded by dead bodies, most of which had clearly been murdered, they’re not just gonna take their word for what happened and let them get on with their lives.
Yeah you could do it in a cold case way by using flashbacks or more suspencful, not knowing if theyre telling the truth.
An ice pick that deep inside the head (even through the hand, that was deep enough to touch grey matter) would 1. Be stuck (you're not casually pulling an ice pick out of your head) and 2. Cause some form of neurological injury, especially where the stab was, in the temple.
"I thought it was pronounced Nikolaj" We stan a Brooklyn 99 fan.
Yessir
I was waiting for a comment noticing it
yess
Yessir!
@Miguel Messina toight nups
Mom: "Where else would he stay?"
Daughter: "Um, a motel comes to mind. We don't know them."
Me: I'm starting to like her. 😀
omg same
prolly cus she’s ,, yk ..
@@noriii wdym
@@noriii me too I’m curious
@@noriii what are you- oooooooh... That's really rasict
Ok...i call bullshit. The moment those poiseness plot berries where introduced, I'd ask wtf did you pick them then,...with my little bro.🤔
They be outta my house ASAP!
Family saved
I love the amount of power and dangerous energy that is put into the "SHUCKING", truly awesome.
I love how Patience makes such a deal about wearing her washing clothes, and then spends the rest of the episode, not only NOT wearing a chemise, but then wearing a sleeveless dress to show off her extra bare arms
🥵
Ayo @@humphrey4480
When James yelled "We save balls!" I really wonder what Chelsea must have been thinking.
imagine seeing your husband in a full pilgrim outfit scream at a news paper saying "WE SAVE BALLS"
@@at-bazelgeuse lol
@@at-bazelgeuse I'd know I've made the right choice
I love the "Stand your ground law" in effect
I never laughed so much at a Dead Meat video than this. Love the jokes/music 😂
That killer turkey is watching James, you’ll need to do it eventually.