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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6761

    **CORRECTION: The costume designer for this movie was LINDA Muir, not Lisa Muir. My apologies!**
    Also, probably should've counted the twins. My bad!

    • @gus4386
      @gus4386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Linguinii ikr

    • @jezzie6677
      @jezzie6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You should do the movie “the new mutants” I

    • @barcelafrancinemariem.7765
      @barcelafrancinemariem.7765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Better late than never

    • @bear0fdespair201
      @bear0fdespair201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHA

    • @SayMy_User_Name
      @SayMy_User_Name 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      When black Phillip starts talking man that shit was creepy as all hell

  • @almightyegglord4365
    @almightyegglord4365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17268

    “Baby blood gives you wings”
    Red Bull: *sweats profusely*

    • @luka.7395
      @luka.7395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Waiting for this comment to blow up

    • @guestusersomething4340
      @guestusersomething4340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      >Implying that Red Bull isn’t just canned baby blood

    • @MonoCrowbo
      @MonoCrowbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Red Bull. Gives You Wings.
      Baby Blood. Makes You Satan.

    • @lukeschoeppner2703
      @lukeschoeppner2703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      10/10 well done

    • @agent5333
      @agent5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      We’ve cracked the code, lads.

  • @Angel-uk6dm
    @Angel-uk6dm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10102

    “Wouldst thou like the taste of,
    *butter* ?”

    • @hxllucinogenics
      @hxllucinogenics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      Why Don’t We Get Ramen
      People who eat butter by the stick: *yes*

    • @darcym9638
      @darcym9638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      However, Thomasin was avoiding saturated fats and therefore declined to live deliciously. Her body was found the next spring by a hunting party, yet another victim of diet culture.

    • @dddila
      @dddila 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@darcym9638 well, witch gotta have good body =)

    • @ItsNerfOrNathan
      @ItsNerfOrNathan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      me casa is su casa, *baaa*

    • @SpiralLegend
      @SpiralLegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      *exotic butters*

  • @cadelittle7365
    @cadelittle7365 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    The kids literally singing worship chants about black Phillip going unnoticed is one of the most missed red flags ever

    • @you-5-iver804
      @you-5-iver804 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I hated the twins, if only Black Philip that flithy crap ate those twins or something

    • @popsxo8lp
      @popsxo8lp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@you-5-iver804yeah for sure

    • @popsxo8lp
      @popsxo8lp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@you-5-iver804the witch got to that it's all good

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      That part creeped me the fuck out. They’re literally singing hymns about the devil and their dad doesn’t even notice…

    • @viewtifuljacob
      @viewtifuljacob 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      ​@@myamdane6895 I believe the dad turned a blind eye to most things because of his pride. He never wanted to admit he has let his family down and instead would compulsively cut wood to look productive.

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15938

    I love the irony that all the false accusations of her being a witch eventually drive the girl to actually become a witch

    • @andreeaandronic1361
      @andreeaandronic1361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +766

      Yeah. Not really. She has the pact with the devil because she has no other choice. She can't survive in the wilderness and she can't go to a nearby village as they would kill her(as she'd be suspected a witch who murdered her entire familyandno one would believe her).
      I don't think it's something like: "You wanted to see a witch? Look at me now, mom!". It's the only way she can survive.

    • @andreeaandronic1361
      @andreeaandronic1361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      And I also think it was all planned, as they were all vulnerable in the wilderness and lost in their faith. The masculine characters were of no need to the devil, the baby was ointment for brooms to make them fly and the women in the family were supposed to be alive to become witches. Her mother would have eventually become a witch herself, if Thomasin didn't kill her. But in the end, the last women left alive were to fall into despair and become witches.

    • @Cangeltibon
      @Cangeltibon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Not just false accusations is the lack of autonomy, remember the dad selling the cup, nearly everyone but her contributed to her descent and the only thing she did at the very end was accept it.
      The baby was taken, the cup was sold turning her mother already grieving mother against her, then the brother is taken, cursed, and dies confirming their was witch, the father never communicating or admitting to being wrong keeps trying to take control and patch thing up, so his wife 2 children down and highly suspicious of one understandably loses touch with reality, desperate and not knowing which girl is the witch he locks them all away, we never see the twins after that, dad get taken out by Phil, and mom tries to kill her and she’s kills mom in self defense, with no where left to go her only choice in the entire movie was to live or die.

    • @robertdavison507
      @robertdavison507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      The idea of both societal constraints and accusations of witchcraft driving people towards witchcraft is constantly explored in witchcraft stories of the period, you are spot on in noticing it. This movie does a great job exploring those old ideas

    • @kodileigh6155
      @kodileigh6155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Negative adolescent self-fulfillment in Supernatural setting

  • @lorelai2607
    @lorelai2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9701

    Thomasin: I'm not a witch
    her mother:that's exactly what a witch would say

    • @puncherofbread
      @puncherofbread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      A non witch would admit to being a witch

    • @UniCops
      @UniCops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@puncherofbread there's a witch *among us*

    • @Art_museum28
      @Art_museum28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think their family’s accusations of witchcraft in their kids got them killed and their oldest child a witch(Sorry I haven’t seen the actual movie!!)

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As a witch I would pretend to hex her with my dying breath

    • @MIXANDMTCH
      @MIXANDMTCH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      mother: witch says what
      thomason: what

  • @dehkrittykrat
    @dehkrittykrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6682

    The mother actually pissed me off so much in this

    • @redblushinrose
      @redblushinrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      I know I hated the mother so much

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Y'all just have mommy issues lol

    • @redblushinrose
      @redblushinrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      @@drphot6050 plz tell me this is a joke

    • @nym_r0dd
      @nym_r0dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

      she’s a good actress, so she did her job then!

    • @tylerdunn4850
      @tylerdunn4850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’m friends with the actresses daughter

  • @sifsif2725
    @sifsif2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9987

    Summary:
    Everyone: "SHE'S A WITCH!!! "
    Her: "I'm not a witch!! "
    Everyone :"Yes you ARE"
    Her: "Fine then, I'll be a god dam witch"

    • @mdl2013
      @mdl2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It made me remember eren

    • @hayleypaigereviews6744
      @hayleypaigereviews6744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Me to my dad when he calls me a bitch

    • @slothgacha3905
      @slothgacha3905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@hayleypaigereviews6744 he means dog and dogs are cute so don’t take it as a insult

    • @yungnash2326
      @yungnash2326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      666 likes. NOICE👹😄😭

    • @sifsif2725
      @sifsif2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yungnash2326 *sweats profusely

  • @jakemitchell1132
    @jakemitchell1132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2742

    I love how Eggers is convicted to making everything so historically accurate, that he has stated that he still hates that every time he sees this film, he notices Joy’s earring holes.

    • @elsagreen1476
      @elsagreen1476 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Interesting! It would have been easy to cover up. Goes to show that every little detail matters

  • @Mooshkajoe
    @Mooshkajoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10054

    Some of the most talented child actors I've ever seen.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      Definitely! I just watched this movie for the first time, and I was absolutely blown away by that boy's death scene! Better than most seasoned adult actors.

    • @beefcakesmchunkerson9079
      @beefcakesmchunkerson9079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Especially Caleb!

    • @GeoGamerArtistVlogger
      @GeoGamerArtistVlogger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i wish i was that talented

    • @robertosergiodealmeida8412
      @robertosergiodealmeida8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@GeoGamerArtistVlogger I wish i was talented in something

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haven't seen a lot of child actors i see

  • @alex-yd4qq
    @alex-yd4qq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7272

    I love how James doesn't just jump from kill to kill but instead he gives us a rundown of the movie and gives us puns and the weird one-liners

    • @hydrix6419
      @hydrix6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sometimes I like it and sometimes I dont. But that's why I follow this channel and carnage count!

    • @alexjosh9666
      @alexjosh9666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      The one liners and puns make the entire video

    • @orenges
      @orenges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same!

    • @allaboutbasketball2695
      @allaboutbasketball2695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That’s why I follow the channel

    • @sotos2575
      @sotos2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Thats what seperates him from no name kill counters

  • @xanderfoley6641
    @xanderfoley6641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1261

    William death is sad because he understands or at least tries to understand his children instead of immediately turning on them like the mother. He’s probably one of the best characters in the film.

    • @chubbybunny6975
      @chubbybunny6975 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      And then he died from the one thing he was good at: chopping wood.

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      That's true. However, for most of the movie, he's probably the most reprovable character. He steals his wife's cup to trade for supplies and takes a long time to confess even after his daughter is blamed for it. He can't admit the bleakness of their food situation; he and Caleb have to go hunting, but lie to Katherine about it so she won't worry. Chopping firewood is the only thing he can do well to provide for his family. Overall, he's still sympathetic because we sense his vulnerability, and his unwillingness to face his own sins and shortcomings. He wants to be seen (by himself as well as his wife) as a good Christian and a strong "man of the family," but he's actually weak and dishonest. During his last night on Earth, he finally breaks down and confesses all the sins he's been trying to excuse and dismiss, offering himself to God in exchange for his children's salvation. A great character: mightily flawed, but still good at heart.

    • @ri260
      @ri260 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No f him lol

    • @carlosdumbratzen6332
      @carlosdumbratzen6332 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@colinbaldwin313it is interesting how this whole movie is a tragedy of Williams making.
      I think the worst is that we see witches. I think the movie would have been better if we were left wondering what really caused all of this. It would have been a far more progressive movie if Caleb and Thomasin hadnt interacted with the witch. Thomasin would obviously still talk to the goat and so in, but we wouldnt see the bloodsmearing, the red hood or the flying. The way it is now it just repeat old myths about witches, rooted in antisemitism and patriarchy instead of deconstructing it. Ive seen a similar movie (which name I forgot) about a group of girls in basque country who got accused of being a witch. During the interrogation they tell lies about the supposed coven they are part of to get out of their punishment, but get dragged deeper and deeper until in the end they should perform a dark ritual, else they will get burned. They get so into it that they believe they can fly nad jump of a cliff. The whole thing was just a product of imagination that in the end even fooled themselves (or maybe not?). Obviously the VVitch is a better movie, just from pure craftsmanship, but I just wish the witch would have stayed more ambivalent (as in Blair Witch Project for example)

    • @MichaelAW17
      @MichaelAW17 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@colinbaldwin313 Idk he is the one that forced their banishment. If he didnt force his religion on others then they would have been mostly fine.

  • @Bambuzzsprosse
    @Bambuzzsprosse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Harvey Scrimshaw was 14 when he played that death-scene. I still cannot believe what an outstanding performance it was. Jaw-dropping.

    • @krugerstan
      @krugerstan ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Also, Harvey Scrimshaw is a great name.

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah. This is a cast of mostly unknown actors. Judging from this movie, they deserve much more fruitful careers.

    • @pat2rome
      @pat2rome ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I really hope his career takes off. But even if it doesn't, even this performance alone is something to be intensely proud of.

    • @Jim-Mc
      @Jim-Mc 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Dude needs to play Ishmael in Moby Dick with a name like that.

  • @stevenmattrell3448
    @stevenmattrell3448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    “But maybe she’s a nice witch?”
    (Witch starts manically laughing)
    “No, that’s a mean witch laugh!”

    • @monksmom1
      @monksmom1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Somehow, i never saw her in the barn....i was wondering what happened when the twins disappeared.

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Steven M Attrell She grinded up a baby in the 1st few minutes of the movie
      VERY bad witch

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh yeah.

  • @carleeelizabeth
    @carleeelizabeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9180

    something i thought was interesting about this movie is that when they showed the rotting corn and the fields, they were conscientious to show forms of ergot, which induces hallucinations, so the whole thing could have been in the family's heads.

    • @EggsayveeyurhMatthew
      @EggsayveeyurhMatthew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

      carlee elizabeth wow that’s a great observation! I had no idea, makes you wonder!

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

      Isn't that what contributed to the Salem Witch trials? All the witch like behavior being from the same bad crops? Aside from false accusations of course.

    • @26muca07
      @26muca07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      They were just high on acid then? This is super interesting, thank you for sharing!

    • @itsbtwnyouandi
      @itsbtwnyouandi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@26muca07 Well no LSD is a completely different compound but they might've been experiencing hallucinations

    • @slater2551
      @slater2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What?.

  • @lttgames4456
    @lttgames4456 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Black phillip talking was legit creepy, it was just unsettling how it literally felt like he was talking into your mind with the soft yet uninterrupted tone of voice.

  • @avisitor5427
    @avisitor5427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    The tickle fight was pure
    The thing to realize about this movie is how big the theme “Sins of the father” plays in it , the whole reason he’s even looking at his sister is cause she’s the only girl around that is close to his age thanks to his father , he is confused , but does push against this confusion well, to me the tickle fight was him overcoming and falling back into the more natural feelings of the relationship they have as siblings
    Also the father refusing to kill Philip wasn’t just him “giving up” it was more than that , it was him refusing to allow Phillip to corrupt him in full and bring the primal violence from him, it was him refusing to let Philip make him kill him, he threw the axe down and accepted his fate , perhaps redeeming himself in doing so

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wished for nothing more than to see an axe in that damnable goat’s head

  • @PowerCrunchVideos
    @PowerCrunchVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8580

    The twins actually were confirmed dead in the movie. We see their bodies in the bonfire that the witches are gathered around at the end of the movie. I'm saying this to be informative not to be the "um actyually" guy in the room, so I hope it doesn't come across that way.

    • @Blarsen780
      @Blarsen780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

      @Starscream91 and you clearly don't mean well... shut up. The guy was just giving us additional information in a modest manner.

    • @dogefan12349
      @dogefan12349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Blarsen780 ok boomer

    • @bzuku9554
      @bzuku9554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      Dogefan Lego Filmz you really thought you did something

    • @dogefan12349
      @dogefan12349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bzuku9554 No, not really

    • @noahwithanh
      @noahwithanh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Good

  • @themonky5274
    @themonky5274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3761

    "Black phillip did not care that i wanted to make the movie, and i respect it." i do respect the goat as well

    • @maysae.2010
      @maysae.2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well thank you for respecting me

    • @looseygoosey1349
      @looseygoosey1349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "1800 pounds of do whatever the heck I want."
      "I can respect that."
      Lincoln commercial.

    • @acealpine6806
      @acealpine6806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Likewise, later on, Black Philip did not want to become the main course at the family cookout, and I respected that as well. But he tasted good none the less.

    • @emberpowertcg7692
      @emberpowertcg7692 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@acealpine6806 good one

  • @linasayshush
    @linasayshush ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I had never noticed the irony of William spending the entire movie chopping wood and then dying crushed by the wood pile

  • @TelenTerror
    @TelenTerror ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Whoever voiced Black Phillip had his lips *right* on the mic for "wouldst thou like the taste of...butter?"

  • @missstrawberrypancakes6206
    @missstrawberrypancakes6206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3482

    The trees that surround my neighborhood would usually sing in D' minor

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Have you taught them to sing any Bach yet? :-)
      th-cam.com/video/VyvP0pdGP8A/w-d-xo.html

    • @teaw485
      @teaw485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Mine are always so out of tune😔

    • @Goobers-gf3um
      @Goobers-gf3um 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The trees in my area sing the brown note..
      *_please get me outta here_*

    • @tysonevarard968
      @tysonevarard968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Is it weird that mine sing in C major?...

    • @angtabamo5062
      @angtabamo5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The trees in my neighborhood do beatbox

  • @HuggiMa
    @HuggiMa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3802

    "They're goats."
    I love her.

    • @ArshesNei8
      @ArshesNei8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Anyone whose dealt with goats knows how true her statement was.

    • @exlolm5647
      @exlolm5647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well yes but actually they are Kentucky fried chicken

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      Having buckets of RAM is useful if you’re into professional video or audio editing. Yet even then, 8-16 GB of RAM should be enough to handle running several professional applications simultaneously. You likely won’t need to think about upgrading for several years, if that.
      If you’re a gamer, you may get some benefits from having 16 GB, but 8 GB can handle most games. Making the leap up to 32 GB is currently unnecessary. At that point, you may be better of getting faster sticks.
      Regardless of how you use your PC, speed won’t matter if your motherboard isn’t as fast as your RAM. A 1333 MHz motherboard will limit your 2000 MHz RAM to 1333 MHz.
      There are situations where more RAM is needed, but you’re more likely to encounter them if you manage servers. The demands of running applications, games, and websites simply aren’t that high to warrant packing your desktop with all the RAM you can muster.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Porridge Boss I AM the goat

  • @chrissyd6562
    @chrissyd6562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2366

    I remember watching this and being so horrified that *a baby* was the first victim...

    • @SpeedyWeedyYT
      @SpeedyWeedyYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      And killed so brutally.

    • @brightanddrexstudios4120
      @brightanddrexstudios4120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Les gooo?

    • @phud69
      @phud69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@brightanddrexstudios4120 dababy is the baby 😱😱🔥🔥🔥😳😳😳

    • @jessicabell8838
      @jessicabell8838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think that happened in lords of Salem. I read the book after watching the movie once.

    • @serpentinewolf7085
      @serpentinewolf7085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I liked it. It was nice and made it feel real and with real threat.

  • @gabbygabs8271
    @gabbygabs8271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "Mi casa is su casa. Baaaah."
    That part got a legit laugh outta me, not gonna lie.

  • @crazyandbeautiful
    @crazyandbeautiful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3538

    "Sexually aroused by sister."
    *Jamie and Cersei have entered the chat.*

  • @adams.2407
    @adams.2407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7211

    Tommison: I am not a witch
    My friends: Sounds like something a witch would say

  • @foamandfog3112
    @foamandfog3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The baby blood ointment was also historically inspired. It was believed that the witches could fly from an ointment given to them by the devil. They would rub it on themselves and shovels, broomsticks, etc, and be able to fly. This took it to a whole new level of dark tho

  • @someordinarydude9147
    @someordinarydude9147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I died with Caleb. "Bewitched, Gave all his love to JC" literally killed me lmfao. Dead.

  • @benhenderson8952
    @benhenderson8952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2415

    A woman does a cool magic trick:
    17th century people: 🔥🍴

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They're gonna eat her?

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Casual illusionist in XVII:
      -Pick a card, don't show it to me
      -Ok, done
      -Let me think, I need to focus... Is it black?
      -Right
      -Is it number? ... No I don't think so.
      -Right, it isn't.
      -Is it Queen of Spades?
      -It is... BURN THAT LOVER OF DEVIL!

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@destroyerblackdragon Why not?

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Petaurista13 Witches don't taste very good. Everyone knows that.

    • @yougotgamesonyophone697
      @yougotgamesonyophone697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@destroyerblackdragon No, Witches taste like ham. I like ham.

  • @psl6145
    @psl6145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2031

    "As anyone who's played Don't Starve would know"
    That was the last reference I expected to come out of you. +10 respect.

    • @msd9485
      @msd9485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MY CLONE!

    • @blimpyou
      @blimpyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The night before this came out, he played don’t starve together with Chelsea

    • @_jokester_8537
      @_jokester_8537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't forget to bring a hambat and a torch

    • @psl6145
      @psl6145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blimpyou Did he stream it or something?

    • @blimpyou
      @blimpyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lan Ru yeah

  • @benjaminbass2607
    @benjaminbass2607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I always hated how the mother was so easily convinced by the children that her own daughter was a witch. But I feel like thats honestly how it was in those times. Someone as simple-minded as a child could get somone executed simply by lying

    • @nataliadoe7126
      @nataliadoe7126 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I mean, the whole film was about when religion coupled with misogyny goes too far and pushes people over the edge. It’s happened way too often in history.

    • @jonasjelich4576
      @jonasjelich4576 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Couldn't imagine living in these times really makes you see what nice pampered life's majority of people in the US have now

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nataliadoe7126 Yeah. In light of that, it's really interesting that the mother is the most fervent proponent of that religion, as well as that misogyny. She distrusts and blames her daughter more than anyone else in the movie.

    • @daryno9048
      @daryno9048 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@colinbaldwin313I get the feeling it’s also because she blame her for sam’s death because he was in her care when the witch stolen him so the mother didn’t really need convincing about her daughter

    • @eamer9400
      @eamer9400 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its very accurate im pretty sure in some cases of actual witch trials kids as young as 9 accused people and they believed it

  • @kevinklein9565
    @kevinklein9565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    I haven’t finished this video yet, nor have I watched the movie, but, If they killed the baby, you know they’re willing to kill the dog...

    • @gamii_1437
      @gamii_1437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      haha and you got it right

    • @gamii_1437
      @gamii_1437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Mourad Ben IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL HER NAME

    • @anyuser5788
      @anyuser5788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      not the doggy😔

    • @crashingblow3753
      @crashingblow3753 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great. Just what I needed in my supernatural horror movie. A JoJo's reference.

  • @tylerkell7136
    @tylerkell7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    no one:
    youtube’s subtitles: *welcome to the kill cow*

    • @gopalkt
      @gopalkt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

    • @ItsDondo
      @ItsDondo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Don't forget "I'm James Agee nice"

    • @CrAzyM1ner
      @CrAzyM1ner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      James a chineese

    • @storymaster21
      @storymaster21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mooo moo, moo, moo moo moo, moo moo, moo, moooo!

    • @zoinkszoinks1400
      @zoinkszoinks1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good horror movie titel

  • @jonkonchar188
    @jonkonchar188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1820

    “Mi casa su casa BaAaAaa”
    -Black Phillip 2019

  • @LacedWithOreos
    @LacedWithOreos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Breh, the scene where Caleb's ascending after spitting out the apple gets me EVERY time. That kid's got some great acting skills.

  • @alicegraham1571
    @alicegraham1571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Watched this last night. So creepy. Freakiest part for me was when the witch appears as a beautiful and seductive woman, but the moment she pulls in Caleb, her arm is all gnarled and withered.
    That and when black Philip spoke.

  • @remuskitty8686
    @remuskitty8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    "black Phillip did not care that i wanted to make this movie" 100% best line ever

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well, Black Phillip knew he was the star of the show.

    • @christophervalencia5919
      @christophervalencia5919 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "and I respect that"

  • @SimmoTheRig
    @SimmoTheRig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6351

    caleb: sexually aroused by sister
    people who live in alabama: first time?

    • @terryharrow3127
      @terryharrow3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      *Sweet home Alabama plays in the distance*

    • @Dr.Stein_
      @Dr.Stein_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Well, I’m guessing it wasn’t discovered yet, but this still made me laugh

    • @terryharrow3127
      @terryharrow3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Yea this is the 1600s, Alabama wasnt a state until 1819

    • @lilvanz9550
      @lilvanz9550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      and it probably wasn’t considered wrong at that time

    • @wiseguy01
      @wiseguy01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@lilvanz9550 Yes it was, lol, it was considered Biblical wrong.

  • @sicksadworld997
    @sicksadworld997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That part with the baby was always the most disturbing in my opinion. Kid deaths are hard for me to watch but the whole time I was actually terrified.

  • @cooperdavis8296
    @cooperdavis8296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    William: **experiences anger in some form**
    The logs: oh no

  • @SicklyStars
    @SicklyStars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    "Thomasin's Journey to Make Some New Friends" is a good alternate title for this movie

    • @k0slizard389
      @k0slizard389 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SicklyStars Lol

    • @username172
      @username172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i guess you could say, Friendship is magic *freeze frame, qeue comedic tune, roll credits*
      im sorry for that

    • @OcarinaSapphr-
      @OcarinaSapphr- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m not touching the like counter, but I appreciate the comment

  • @ellepoynton935
    @ellepoynton935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    “Since she’s not perfect, Thomasson knows exactly what she deserves.”
    “Everlasting hellfire.”
    Well I was NOT expecting that-

    • @macrabii218
      @macrabii218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What were you expecting, a BJ

    • @rickynandall9368
      @rickynandall9368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@macrabii218 What are you, a pathetic Incel child? Grow up...

    • @beetlebug20008
      @beetlebug20008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oooh! Burn.

    • @gunargundarson1626
      @gunargundarson1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @You know the deal son @krummyweirdguy was clearly hurt by the incel, can't you read?

    • @rickynandall9368
      @rickynandall9368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wasn't hurt by anyone, I'm just sick of immature trolls

  • @morganalabeille5004
    @morganalabeille5004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I am in love with the costumes and duologue in this movie. It's the first time I've ever seen early modern English used in a movie that's not a Shakespeare adaptation and it does so much to help bring the historical period to life

  • @appaearly175
    @appaearly175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    James’s Black Phillip voice is killing me it’s so great.

  • @spacedoutloser9776
    @spacedoutloser9776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    “Yo Thomason help yourself to any hay you want. Mi casa su casa baaaaaaa”

    • @jodie3950
      @jodie3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah this bit made me laugh 😂😂

    • @blippiwithaclippi3197
      @blippiwithaclippi3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “Rule #1... there are no rulez...”
      “Rule #2 this is my spot go sleep outside”

    • @andrewotero5353
      @andrewotero5353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When James said that I lost my shit and my beer😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

    • @andrewotero5353
      @andrewotero5353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      13:30 I'll never forget and now I'm gonna check to make sure this is still on netflix

    • @zombie_queen22
      @zombie_queen22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This didn't have to be that funny lmao

  • @thelemonverse5279
    @thelemonverse5279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    Thomason: *Exists*
    Her family: U witch.

    • @sorcellerie
      @sorcellerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Story of my life

    • @kylemadz8575
      @kylemadz8575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @biss5210
      @biss5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sorcellerie *mood*

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@biss5210 DEATH in disguise! 2:12

    • @axelmilan4292
      @axelmilan4292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thomason: No u

  • @SpeedyWeedyYT
    @SpeedyWeedyYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    *Caleb: Bewitched, gave all his love to JC*
    I love this show.

  • @peachyqueen4399
    @peachyqueen4399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Black Philip did not care that I wanted to make this movie." Yeah. That makes sense. He IS a goat. I don't think sitting him down for a serious chat was going to change anything.

  • @novamaliwan8118
    @novamaliwan8118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10012

    I remember my highschool FILM TEACHER talking to us about how stupid this movie was, how bad it was and that we should not bother seeing it. Even now I clearly remember her saying how there was no witch in the entire movie, the acting was over the top and bad and that the goat was supposed to be the only bad guy. Looking back, I don't know if Film study teacher was the right occupation for her ahah.

    • @ajb9150
      @ajb9150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      xD

    • @timeless9820
      @timeless9820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

      probably she was only capable to study that much. It was why she was bitter cuz she wanted to study other things but didn't have the capacity nor want to put the effort to be consistent. It takes and a lot of work.

    • @Tattletale97
      @Tattletale97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Sounds like she is an Orthodox Christian

    • @burningman8066
      @burningman8066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      the bad thing about the movie is that they killed the dog.

    • @Boxingbear
      @Boxingbear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Wow. Your teacher is a moron.

  • @dreaveronica6944
    @dreaveronica6944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12391

    Another fantastic film that was sadly done injustice by the marketing team.

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      How?

    • @connoryaps
      @connoryaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Andrea Saldana you’re dumb If you think this was good

    • @stonedinparadise1381
      @stonedinparadise1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

      sm0ke you seem bothered by someone else’s opinion bud

    • @xxjay-16xx95
      @xxjay-16xx95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      @@connoryaps how its a good film

    • @Jisim33
      @Jisim33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      im sorry.. marketing team? like show ads?? please explain.

  • @popflicktionedits3256
    @popflicktionedits3256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I mean, a delicious lifestyle would be nice, but being naked in the woods would make me fookin cold

  • @purpledonut8314
    @purpledonut8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Yo Thomasin. Help yourself to any hay you might want. Mi casa st casa. Baaaa"
    Love it 😂

  • @imoomoocow9833
    @imoomoocow9833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    "The Crucible, but scary"

    • @TheMarcelinee
      @TheMarcelinee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i felt that

    • @hannelaw7343
      @hannelaw7343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hit too close to home

    • @Tengokuchi
      @Tengokuchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't think it was very scary.

    • @bishop5885
      @bishop5885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Tengokuchi ok big man

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought the crucible was pretty scary, in a latent kind of way.

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    "Gave all his love to JC" is probably the most unique death quote we will ever have on the Kill count.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah.

    • @ryodwun
      @ryodwun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Crushed by logs of frustration” is also really unique

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryodwun hells yeah lol

  • @tmasst07
    @tmasst07 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    'you're just an empty ass family' I'm crying. James' one liners are epic!

  • @theauthorofyourstory1874
    @theauthorofyourstory1874 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    17:18 “some of the scariest sounds I’ve ever heard” sound more like a Monday lunch at school

  • @frostmusicofficial
    @frostmusicofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4074

    The witches used Jonas and Mercy as firewood I guess lol for the fire at the end of the movie where all the witches are doing that creepy ritual. You can kinda see ribs around the fire and then as Thomasin is walking closer to the fire you can see Jonas or Mercy's head.
    Edit: 9 months later just realized this had almost 2.5 likes haha

    • @Hitscanister
      @Hitscanister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Ooo, that's nastey.

    • @monotropa_uniflora
      @monotropa_uniflora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I won´t even dare to like this comment as it has exactly 666 likes as I´m typing this...

    • @cmath6454
      @cmath6454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I saw the possible ribs... But I didn't see their heads.

    • @cmath6454
      @cmath6454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I saw it. Damn you are the only person to catch that. I can't find confirmation of it anywhere else but they are there. Nice catch

    • @rkp5893
      @rkp5893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've never noticed that...damn

  • @z-girlypandahearting4156
    @z-girlypandahearting4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

    James: "I'm done giving out dull machetes to characters with good kills
    Kid that got killed in Jaws: Am I a joke to you

    • @JakeDriver
      @JakeDriver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shouldn't it be the kids ghost ?

    • @connorh5335
      @connorh5335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Om Patel why is you're picture a frickin soictica

    • @Sora2k9
      @Sora2k9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      soictica

    • @rhiannonlewis7963
      @rhiannonlewis7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@connorh5335
      swastika*

    • @rhiannonlewis7963
      @rhiannonlewis7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sora2k9
      swastika*

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    13:34 as a goat lover, that makes me laugh (poor goats, they're so sweet in real life and baby goats are so cute)

  • @parkadeigogaming9792
    @parkadeigogaming9792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    the fact that he thought about everyone watching this during the day is just extremelly nice

  • @AmunDeus
    @AmunDeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    "They're goats... they're goats"
    Lmao, Anya Taylor-Joy is just like "what'd you guys expect?"

    • @gamii_1437
      @gamii_1437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      sounds like shes the only realistic one lol

  • @darcym9638
    @darcym9638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Jonas and Mercy: *get witch yeeted*
    And nothing of value was lost.

    • @leena7961
      @leena7961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      i hated them sm omg they're the ones who turned everyone against thomasin and spoke to the devil. the mom was awful too

    • @charlescooks9360
      @charlescooks9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leena7961 the goat is the one that started it

    • @charlescooks9360
      @charlescooks9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do their kids. they don't care if the goat is talking. they just go with It

    • @vantastic9367
      @vantastic9367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leena7961 Eh Wrong! The devil (black Philip) turned everyone against Thomison, because he wanted her for himself (typical Narcissist). The devil was the one whispering in the childrens' ears, (good grief are people really this dumb).

    • @vantastic9367
      @vantastic9367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidmitchell1843 Other than adding her to his harem of levitating hags, Idk. But she seemed to be the last hold out, a target that he wanted to come willingly. Seems like he drove the rest of them mad to get her. Maybe it was a metaphor for the virgin sacrafice.

  • @coolcoconuts4453
    @coolcoconuts4453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Honestly Anya's accent might be the most impressive part of the movie

  • @worsthooksna4686
    @worsthooksna4686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Isn't it funny how we were taught to be afraid of the "witches", and not the people who burned them alive

    • @portalmanHUN
      @portalmanHUN ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eh, witches did worse

    • @serena841
      @serena841 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@portalmanHUN
      Do you seriously believe that the "witches" who were burned alive were actual witches ?

    • @agwarddd
      @agwarddd ปีที่แล้ว

      Only in a few European countries, anyway. Most countries only hanged witches, or beheaded them if they of noble blood. Even in the UK, where burning was a standard execution for women, it was only used on women guilty of murder or treason.

    • @ChillyGoobue
      @ChillyGoobue 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @portalmanHUN Witches aren’t real, and never have been.

    • @KyleDonn-jg8do
      @KyleDonn-jg8do 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@portalmanHUNtrue

  • @oliverbeattie8552
    @oliverbeattie8552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    “And now she’s all alone with the scary ass wood _or is she?_ “
    *VSAUCE INTENSIFIES*

  • @nightshine_
    @nightshine_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    Him pronouncing it as “The VVitch” makes me laugh too hard

    • @macrabii218
      @macrabii218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      VV O VV

    • @Cifer1st
      @Cifer1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      vvhat me too vvovv.

    • @travzss
      @travzss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      vvho else is just gonna spell vv like this for the rest of our life

    • @simonj6801
      @simonj6801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@travzss I vvill

    • @Cifer1st
      @Cifer1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i vvill until the end of james a Chinese.

  • @AlexS-oj8qf
    @AlexS-oj8qf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I stumbled upon this by accident and so glad that this is another Anya Taylor-Joy movie because I've been obsessed by her work lately! She's like Johnny Depp, dissapear into her character.

  • @ahighervibe4086
    @ahighervibe4086 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    At the end James missed the "Youll Float Too!" Joke 😂

  • @jooyoungkang3858
    @jooyoungkang3858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    The theory about Jonas and Mercy, is that when Thomasin discovers the cult of witches at the end, and they begin to fly, that the twins were both the bodies inside of the fire, due to earlier circumstances that witches need human sacrifices to fly.

    • @azuman7
      @azuman7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah, I thought that was clear. I was surprised he didn't have them as dead, because it seemed obvious from the fact they were all flying that they had killed the twins to make that happen. Guess that is not the way he see it.

    • @07foxmulder
      @07foxmulder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’ve always thought that Thomasin flying was a small plot hole. The witch at the beginning uses Samuel’s remains as a flying ointment. I thought that scene was implying the witches needed the ointment to fly. If only a sacrifice was needed then why spread blood all over your body?

    • @joshuareznicek1010
      @joshuareznicek1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@07foxmulder
      From my perspective the baby death had 2 uses at once. The sacrifice itself gives flight while the remains of the baby gave the witch a youthful glamour for a little while so she could trick the boy. That's what I thought anyway.

    • @tomtalks23
      @tomtalks23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@07foxmulder Depends on how you read the movie. There's a theory that the rotting crops was due to a fungal infection and the entire finale is essentially the whole family tripping balls.

    • @tylermiller5904
      @tylermiller5904 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@07foxmulder For the thrill of course.

  • @jcwalker722
    @jcwalker722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14898

    Yo, can you do a Kill Count for Cars 2?

    • @alexmarshall2015
      @alexmarshall2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +983

      John Walker Top ten anime betrayals of all time. Number 10: Lightning McQueen kicks Mator off of his pit crew

    • @hdwuox
      @hdwuox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +747

      DON'T DO IT. THAT MOVIE SCARED ME TOOOOO MUCH.

    • @ynwnellyspzgo3813
      @ynwnellyspzgo3813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      What wait

    • @sad_cowboys_are_cool4905
      @sad_cowboys_are_cool4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yo omg good idea that movie was referring

    • @paigethepuppy6368
      @paigethepuppy6368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lmao

  • @John_Pin
    @John_Pin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "There is one witch among us"

  • @TheGreekPianist
    @TheGreekPianist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    LOL I love the butter in the background!
    “What’s the like of taste of butter?”

  • @TheAdaoo7
    @TheAdaoo7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5691

    The vvitch is actually just a coming of age film about the outcast girl finding friendship

    • @alibadar5430
      @alibadar5430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      That’s exactly what my English would say

    • @lia-pg6mw
      @lia-pg6mw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Austin Batton i loved it lol

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Not every good movie has to be flashy/crazy. The Witch is a traditional folklore, so don't expect much Horror genres such as jumpscares.

    • @o0OMaku
      @o0OMaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So like Midsommar but without the first part you said?

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Austin Batton why do you hate it?

  • @KJC21793.
    @KJC21793. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2571

    I love the butter as a prop! 😂

    • @Ziwiak
      @Ziwiak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Patron?

    • @screenactorsguilable
      @screenactorsguilable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ziwiak 10:19 horny

    • @kalash8622
      @kalash8622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      How TF did you comment a day ago 💀💀💀

    • @hailey.dionna
      @hailey.dionna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lady Gahgahsixtynine if ur part of the patreon u get videos a day earlier

    • @christophermerlot3366
      @christophermerlot3366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait til you see Last Tango in Paris. You'll never at butter the same way again.

  • @nickirkland1347
    @nickirkland1347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm watching this on my phone in broad daylight! Outdoor, too. I've never set my brightness this high before. Thanks, James

  • @delsinreid3944
    @delsinreid3944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a goat kill someone before.” Remember the scary movie “Black Sheep”? Haha that movie was weird

  • @sovietapples6122
    @sovietapples6122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Me: sees a dog in a horror movie
    Also me: I think we all know where this is going

    • @quack606
      @quack606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      There is a website called doesthedogdie.com
      It is a website that warns you about something that may trigger you in many movies, books, tv series and etc. (not only dog deaths).
      Not related but it's for people who are triggered by dog deaths and other things, that's it

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah John Wick is not in the movie so he can save the good doggo

    • @chillx1539
      @chillx1539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mother Of dogs lol vegans be mad

    • @raidenkeify
      @raidenkeify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jojo too

  • @PrehistoricLEGO
    @PrehistoricLEGO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Ralph Ineson sounds like he’s talking through a Pringle’s can with the end cut open into a fan

    • @brendanfoehr5086
      @brendanfoehr5086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      PrehistoricLEGO He sounds like he has five testicles. He sounds like he eats cigarettes instead of smoking them. He sounds like his vocal chords are made of old rusty pipes.

    • @starcreeper6660
      @starcreeper6660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao

    • @screenactorsguilable
      @screenactorsguilable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@starcreeper6660 10:17 hot nude

    • @oscardavis5135
      @oscardavis5135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he is my moms cousin

    • @oscardavis5135
      @oscardavis5135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not joking

  • @48forks
    @48forks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    soundtrack /sound design reminds me of the italian film suspiria from the 70s, has a similarly very unnerving sound of screeching throughout the entire film (it's also about witches).

  • @zakariamastowski4885
    @zakariamastowski4885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you James for lighting up the scenes so I can see better that shows u care about us thank you

  • @foxfireproductions6845
    @foxfireproductions6845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2251

    "Hmm I guess baby blood gives you wings"
    *looks down at the can of RedBull I was drinking*
    OH GOD OH JEEZE

    • @peepeepoopoo3999
      @peepeepoopoo3999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ohh jeez rick, there’s like babies and stuff in this Red Bull?!?

    • @meghangoodman4809
      @meghangoodman4809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      U H O H

    • @Araneus21
      @Araneus21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@peepeepoopoo3999 there exists natural flavouring made from aborted fetus tissues or secretions from peri-anal glands of a beaver, so it's possible some of those can be found in one's favoured fizzy and energy drinks

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes I read that comment too.

    • @DrPester847
      @DrPester847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *p a n i k*

  • @ev5837
    @ev5837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    This man from this movie has the most badass voice I've ever heard

    • @isaiahorisakiesaviadjuk4536
      @isaiahorisakiesaviadjuk4536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah that young man has the most badass voice

    • @kryy8136
      @kryy8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Black Phillip's voice is something remarkable

    • @KayteCelineTTan
      @KayteCelineTTan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like it too as well as the guy from candyman woaah

    • @punkoid76
      @punkoid76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same actor that plays Finchy in the Office, the UK version not the crappy American version. I think he’s in Game of Thrones too.

    • @lairofmedi3421
      @lairofmedi3421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@punkoid76 Yea it is, he plays Dagmer in Game of Thrones. He's the Ironborn that knocks out Theon during his "rally speech" to take on Ramsay's forces at Winterfell in S2. Pretty badass voice so he fit as an Ironborn too haha

  • @osamudazaigayasf
    @osamudazaigayasf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Gave all his love to JC"
    "crushed by logs of frustration"
    James u crack me up LMAO

  • @DerekMcAdam2023
    @DerekMcAdam2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The best horror movie that I ever seen. No need to jump scare but it’s Terrifying and goofy. Hollywood should do more movies just like this one.

  • @aRandomMoormin
    @aRandomMoormin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “I know some of you are watching this on your phones in broad daylight.”
    I’m feeling very attacked right now

  • @brianwarner2171
    @brianwarner2171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    “Would’st thou like to count hilariously?”
    So glad to see the return of Black Phillip from the Tower of Terror video!

    • @Baronnax
      @Baronnax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would'st thou*

    • @brianwarner2171
      @brianwarner2171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Phuntsog Wangchuk *facepalm* thanks!

    • @MrUrkel0730
      @MrUrkel0730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would'st thou like to see the kill count? Would'st thou like... to..see... ye golden chainsaw

    • @brianwarner2171
      @brianwarner2171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrUrkel0730 Would’st thou like the taste...of corn-syrup-based fake blood?

  • @khris_goodman
    @khris_goodman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Thank you James for all the awesome content you have given us through the years

  • @konstantinoskaragiannis1596
    @konstantinoskaragiannis1596 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "The Witch"(2015) is a supernatural horror movie masterpiece! This is one of the 50 best horror movies of all time! The ending scene of the movie was atmospheric,dark,sad, and very creepy!

  • @lilyzoe3995
    @lilyzoe3995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    “The noisiest goddamn trees I ever heard” 😂😂

    • @bwaxl1705
      @bwaxl1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sporkmaker5150
      @Sporkmaker5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's just that the monolith from 2001 is in there somewhere.

    • @Edward-Not-Elric
      @Edward-Not-Elric 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      [Time Stamp]
      2:48 2:48 2:48
      2:48 2:48 2:48
      2:48 2:48 2:48

  • @ErzaMan14
    @ErzaMan14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    that last shot of her floating in the trees is one of the most unsettling moments ive seen in a movie

  • @scienceman1837
    @scienceman1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    as a christian, I fully support james' description of our god. dude is scary when he's mad.

    • @alicegraham1571
      @alicegraham1571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yeah but according to the new testament he's supposed to be loving and merciful.
      Honestly I don't see the father of Jesus willingly sending a baby to hell for dying before being baptized.

    • @SpeedyWeedyYT
      @SpeedyWeedyYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@alicegraham1571 your personality really changed after you have a child.

    • @UserHasDied
      @UserHasDied 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Thats not our God, our God is a loving and forgiving God. He loves all his creations and does not want to send them to hell.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Something something Old Testament idk

    • @warden6410
      @warden6410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@UserHasDied not the original Christian god. The new one is forgiving, sure

  • @winnienguyen4420
    @winnienguyen4420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The actor who plays William would make a perfect King Charles I of England. The resemblance is uncanny.

  • @lavender_flannel9237
    @lavender_flannel9237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    I’m not sure if anyone has noticed this, but through the beginning and middle of the movie, Tomason (however you spell it) has no mole. But when she is confronting the goat, she then has a mole; this isn’t a mistake. Moles are a sign of witchery according to the Salem Witch trials, so Tomason has become one with the witches.

    • @Kimmy0721
      @Kimmy0721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Then I'm a witch

    • @Kimmy0721
      @Kimmy0721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thomasen*

    • @jadereininger7082
      @jadereininger7082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Kimmy0721 Thomasin**

    • @CaleyWarrior101
      @CaleyWarrior101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have a mole on my chin so guess I’m a witch

    • @ashamythest
      @ashamythest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is it a mole or dried blood?

  • @tacoduguacamole5536
    @tacoduguacamole5536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4587

    Everyone: The Witch
    James: The Vi Vitch
    Me, an intellectual: The Vitch

  • @tallstar513
    @tallstar513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I bet they were best friends with Abigail Williams"
    That Crucible reference went right over my head before, good stuff James.

  • @missserenity1090
    @missserenity1090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The mother: You can’t spell Thomasin without SIN!

  • @lyndabaker1986
    @lyndabaker1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2212

    Thomason: * apologizes for having earthly desires *
    God: Honey, you're human. It comes with the package.

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      God: “Be fruitful... and multiply”
      Smooth brains: “Being horny is sinful!”
      God: “What? No.”
      Smooth brains: “Masturbation is a sin!”
      God: “He was supposed to get his sister in law pregnant after her husband, his brother, died”
      Smooth brains: “Sex is evil!!!!”
      God: “Actually, keep being stupid. See where that gets y’all”

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@lonewanderer1328 I'm pretty sure the "horny is sinful" part is mostly that don't let those "earthly desires" fully take control of you, after all, lust is a sin.

    • @Cobruh_Commander
      @Cobruh_Commander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lonewanderer1328 Someone never read the Old Testament. Adultery, $ôdomy and masturbation are clearly condemned, marital relations are not. Also, puritans are an aberration of Christianity.

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caer Bannog no you don’t know what you’re talking about. Cause you’d know exactly where to point to when it mentions these things. Stop talking out of your ass to justify your deluded atheism

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caer Bannog Sodomy? Literally sodom and ghormerra and leviticus. Adultery? That’s a man taking another man’s wife or his betrothed. Once again written about in a specific law. Masturbation? Look for the account I mentioned that has the brother dropping dead after he doesn’t finish inside of his sister in law after his brother, her husband dies. You’ll see it mentions that he was supposed to finish inside her for his brother to come back in the regeneration. Martial relations? Sex? Of course not. Marriage is sex and the ceremony isn’t marriage. How many wives and concubines did Solomon have?

  • @carnotv6136
    @carnotv6136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Most horror movies don’t scare me. But this just freaks me out.

  • @NoahDaArk
    @NoahDaArk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    As a Christian this film has, surprisingly, a lot of good allegorical bits. While I’m sure you can easily interpret the film any other way you like, here are two major things to know:
    1. The family is *deadset* on being pure and free from sin, when in reality God does not call for his followers to be perfect. He knows that as flesh bound humans were going to sin, it’s been burned into our very nature sadly. He does not expect Christians to be perfect when trapped in our fleshy bodies, and the harder we try to be perfect the easier it is for us to sin.
    2. The family values what *their* doctrine says over what *The Bible* says. Not once in this movie does the family read from a Bible (which would have been the most important item in the household), which means that the whole time they weren’t following what God said. Instead of reading the Book Of John 3:16, they were instead reading the Book Of Humans 6:66

    • @ToyMaggie13
      @ToyMaggie13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So true! 👏

    • @Kapnohuxi_folium
      @Kapnohuxi_folium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Definitely agree as a catholic. They had no pillar for the faith in their life. Simply what they thought was holy and righteous. Inevitably it became their downfall which I pity to a great deal.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Still don’t get the movie’s connection with Christians and Witches tho. I don’t think they are mentioned in the Bible, not once.

    • @bullseye5202
      @bullseye5202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@surrk1057 Witches were a huge part of European folklore, and much of that was carried over by Puritan families that settled in New England.

    • @greynotchristian
      @greynotchristian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well that ruins it