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imagine being like, 80 years old on your death bed, completely forgot you downloaded this app, and just a few seconds before you draw your last breath, you get launched into the ceiling in front of all your loved ones because you didn't die at the assigned time.
I like to imagine there's one guy who downloaded the app and figures that he can't die before his appointed time, so he constantly puts himself in danger and drives Ozhin absolutely crazy. Ties a boulder to his legs and tosses it off a bridge? Ozhin snaps the rope before it goes taut. Points a gun at his head? Ozhin jams it. Tosses a box of knives into the air over his head? Ozhin goes "Oh come on!" and deflects them.
Y'know, the characters having very little time left makes sense for this kind of a film, but it'd actually be kind of interesting to have the opposite- someone who checks the app and finds they'll live for some absurd amount of time, like 300 years or something, and following them going mad in a bizarre deathless state for centuries.
That sounds like a Junji Ito story. The one where a guy goes to sleep and his dreams increases in length, first they feel like they last days and then years, then decades. It goes to the point where he's lived a whole life spanning a thousand years with his wife only to wake up again. You should check it out its super bizarre and disturbing and not that long.
There's a good film about an immortal man called The Man From Earth but its actually frustrating because it examines what a real immortal would be like. He doesn't know why he's immortal, he just has a best guess. People ask him questions about like Napoleon but he doesn't know because he wasn't in France at that time. As long as you don't age, I imagine that's how extended lifespans would go for most people. They'd just get on with stuff and forget lots of things.
Imagine being told you would definitely die if you went outside the circle and then proceeding to go outside the circle to comfort a demon vision of your definitely dead brother.
Just now I realized that Quinn got the "user agreement broken" notification twice when she acts to avoid her death, first by cancelling her trip, and second, by trying to report the would-be rapist. He wasn't going to stop after that kiss
I dont think she stopped his advances because of knowledge of her time of death. It’s implied that these events were destined, only knowledge of their time of death is what makes them avoid decisions that would lead to their intended death. But in that scene, she was only trying not to get taken advantage of. Also that scene was way off the intended time of death.
@@Javscothe comment is absolutely correct. She’s the only one to see it twice. It doesn’t matter if he intended to kill her afterwards or not. Either he intended to kill her when she denied it out of fear for reprisal, she would be dismissed by HR and somehow end up unalived or killed by him. She was destined to die, either by not trying to talking to the lady, which she does, or by successfully talking to the lady, which she does not.
Would've been better if the app constantly screamed or killed you nearly instantly if you "broke the user agreement", I thought it was dumb when the girl at the beginning just got lifted into the air and dropped
@@ackrat704 That would go against the whole premise/hook/originality(?) of the movie though. Think of it as Final Destination, but it’s not the the order, its the exact timing that can’t be broken. The demon breaking her neck is also like final destination, by making it look like either an accident or suicide to an outside observer.
No kill counting app could ever compete with James. He’s the obvious winner Thanks for all the likes I’ve never gotten this much. And remember stay safe and healthy
One question I have though: By downloading the app, is the demon then randomly assigning and deciding the point at which people die? Or, is the date and time already set in stone and the demon is just merely providing people the actual time? So basically is the demon causing their death, or simply providing an accurate time, only following up if they try to change it?
When they search up their names to change their dates her sister comes up. Don't know if she has checked hers but if not then it seems already determined (despite the strange number of deaths among a small number of related people)
their death date and time is set in stone without even downloading the app. but the people who downloaded the app, and avoided their death because they knew exactly when they were supposed to die (like the girl in the beginning didn't get into the car with the drunk driver after realizing it lined up with when she was supposed to die, same with quinn cancelling her cemetery plans) then they broke the agreement and the demon comes for them so that they still die at that exact time, even if it's not how they were originally supposed to die.
@Xwiri So basically, it seems the majority of the responses are saying: The app gives the user their already determined date/time of death. When they will die is already etched in stone, the app is merely telling you “hey this is when you die, which is exactly x amount of time.” When the user attempts to avoid their impending death, the demon then informs them “hey, I see you avoided the events that would have lead to your death, that’s cheating.” The Demon will then come for the person personally and kill the person at the exact same time they were originally going to die. Only this time, it is in a different way by the demons hands. My question: I was basically wondering if when you download the app, whatever date and time you were originally supposed to die on… gets thrown out the window. So basically, your death date is blank. The demon would then (randomly I suppose) give you a new death date, let’s just say you download and open the app and the demon decides “screw it, let’s kill them in 3 hours”. Essentially, the demon has now given you a new death date. Then from there, if you skip/avoid it, it hunts you down and kills you.
I found this channel when he first started doing the Friday the 13th series and I was in California away from most of my family and I always missing them and stressing but late at night I would binge watch this and for some reason it would really help
The sign on the floor to keep the demon out was a perfect plan after they proved that it works and ditching it afterwards was a huge mistake. It was the only certain thing that could save them and that they knew worked for the situation. All they had to do was not fall for stupid illusions no matter how tempting they might be. They could tape themselves to the floor or a chair or something to stop themselves from leaving it.
@@alyendragon4209 problem with that is that he clearly had to rely on illusions to pull the guy out. He couldve probably thrown stuff at em if thats what you mean, but idk what he'd be able to throw to get a 100% kill. They def couldve gone back and stayed in the circle in the last like 20 mins of their countdown 😔
@From a Bicycle seat She was also in the first Big Momma's House and the Wild Hogs movie which starred Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence and William H.Macy
Courtney: I’m supposed to die in three hours so I won’t drive in a car to be safe Also Courtney: *walks home alone in the dead of night completely unprotected*
Honestly I think it would have been more likely that she would freeze to death when walking in the night because if she had 3 hours left to live and would have died if she took a ride from her boyfriend the countdown would still go to zero killing her since the method isn’t specified that would make more sense than a demon connected to the app
I absolutely agree op. That begs the question, in that case, of which way to die is worse? Possibly being murdered and having a painful death, most likely from a stab wound, or a car crash in which there's a chance of an instant death? I would probably pick the car, but idk
I like how much James has evolved over the years of this channel, before he just described the movie and kills and there was no emotion. And now he goes in depth with the movies and gives his own personal review of the movie and doesn’t hold back and it’s amazing. He gave this unique channel a better experience with his personality and I would like to thank him for making his channel so good over the years.
So modern Satan is now digital and can get you through the app? Imagine a movie back in the 80's where killer 8 tracks or cassette tapes could harm you!!
Only in a horror movie can you figure out how the evil works, find a way to protect yourself against it, WITNESS it come for you and STILL fall victim to the oldest, dumbest trick in the book of a deceased family member calling you out from your safe zone. That death made me more irritated than it should have.
So, basically, this is "Final Destination, the App." With a demon added for good measure. Edit: I should have said something sooner, but I honestly didn't expect this much blow-up from my comment. Thanks. You all are fucking awesome. 😎
15:40 Will nobody ask about the driver? Or at least how is the truck without a driver? Poor Drivers, always the protagonists we care about, never the drivers, especially the truck drivers.
It's so funny how Jame says "do you wanna build a snowman" because the main character played anna from frozen in once upon a time. I love the movie reference that only few people understand!!
I really love the angle in this Movie. Ancient demons utilizing Modern Technology and the carefree Nature of people to lure them into Contracts that forfeit their souls... pretty cool concept.
4:23 Little fun fact, the male nurse holding the cake and showing his phone first is the actor who played Axl Heck in "The Middle". Also, Nurse Amy's actress was also Rochelle Rock in "Every ody Hates Chris."
yo this is actually really cool,,, I love the concept so much! I honestly think it would make the story scarier if there wasn't a demon and every death just happened due to seemingly natural causes
@SteampunkHorse Eh, in my opinion the demon is what makes it kinda unique. Sure demons aren’t at all a new thing in horror but I like that the app has sort of a supernatural thing going on, gives it more intrigue and reason to exist, I think without it, it might sorta turn into a poor man’s final destination. The movie still is not very great in my opinion though, I think if they had made the demon a little more subtle and didn’t rely on jumpscares every five seconds we could have had a pretty good horror movie. Just my opinion though
They can’t go over the salt ring to grab you so here is my loophole. 1. Get a hollow hula hoop 2. Fill the inside with salt 3. Begin to hula hoop 4. Never stop
What if James didn't say, "Until then, I'm James a Janisse" at the end of each video? Would he not be James A Janisse prior to the next episode? Who would he be in the interim? So many questions...
I knowww Also I watched the trailer and I’m glad he’s making some kill counts from movies that came out really recently (invisible man, babysitter killer queen etc)
So is no one gonna comment on how the sister's timers both ran out during the gravesite visit? My takeaway was the dad was planning something nefarious.
I think possibly they were maybe suppose to die in a car accident possibly - which obviously didn't happen since the grave visit at the time of their expected deaths was cancelled. It makes sense really.
I love these videos so much, especially because of his descriptions of the movies. Like, I'm not gonna watch countdown because I HATE jump scares, i'm too easily startled to like them. But it also introduced me to movies like Hereditary, which I love for its creepy vibe and cult background.
Wait a minute, so you're telling me the demon won't let me die till the countdown is finished, so if I get the app, and i have say 40 more years to live, I can jump off a building, declare Satan is a liar, and he'll go "I ain't no liar" and save me Lol
James is the real hero he watches these films for hours and then makes an kill count of it. (Wow thanks guys for so much likes :D i hope u have an happy day)
I feel like this movie tells us that we only have a limited amount of time to live and that we need to cherish our loved ones and live our lives to the fullest .
Scp: 1639-1 The app: the people who download it will show the day they died Scp 1639-2:the devil the devil is shown when the people countdown near death and killed people when the countdown says 0:00:00 Class: euclid
I've done it before i was the produce assistant manager and my manager was on surgery leave for 5 weeks, I come back from my lunch and this lady was complaining about us running out of tomatoes and she was almost yelling at me asking if I was going to pay for her gas cause she's lived 2 hours away blah blah blah so I ended up asking if she wanted to speak with my manager and she goes yes go fucking get him. I turned around took 2 steps forward turned back around and said, hi my manager is on surgery leave for the next couple weeks im the one in charge of the produce for the time being how may I help you with a huge smile on my face. Oh the expression she gave me.... PRICELESS!! And about 10 minutes later I end up seeing her talk to the store owner to bitch at me and i never got in trouble on fact I got mad props from him 😂😂
This is gonna sound like cap but we used that app in 8th grade and someone’s app had like a minute left at lunch and the power went on a off twice. Shit was so scary
@@welove2step yo same like deadass I downloaded it in the middle of school ( 9 Grade ) and apparently I broke my terms and conditions by ditching a math test
but genuinely, if the game or app is from a company that you don’t completely trust, read it obviously they can’t legally bind you to insane shit but check what they can do with your info and all that shit
I just love it when the salt ring/other protection clearly works, but people step out because they're idiots. Especially when it's followed by other characters being like: "This was clearly a bad idea, let's try something else." Sometimes people in theese movies just deserve to die.
That’s exactly what I thought. Like clearly it was working he just got lured out. So just go back into the circle and wait it out and set up some precautionary measures so that you aren’t tricked out too. She also may of had time to go head her sister
Facts I hate that so much but no movie made me more mad when it comes to stuff like easily falling for illusions than the movie the forest I swear I was screaming at the lady so much in that movie if I could punch her through the screen I would
Can we appreciate this man for a second, he has to watch the movie, pick the part where he has to start in the movie, remember where all the kills are, he has to tell us jokes about the kills, and make a funny outro to get to the kill count.
He actually has to try a tons of times to get the right one, like intro outro and the jokes if u look at his livestreams he really is working hard one of my fav channels
Fun fact: my college latin professor is actually the one who worked on this movie to make their latin lines that they use! As filler text he included lines from the story of cupid and psyche, which has a god pretending to be a monster.
This movie would be so much better if they did the “user agreement broken” in more of a final destination style by making other ways to kill you instead of a demon 🙄
Yeah, when I found out that the demon just comes and kills them if they don’t die how they were supposed to, I was really disappointed because I love the Rube Goldberg scenes in Final Destination and we haven’t had a movie in 10 years now,
the boy with the ankles part absolutely terrified me when i saw the trailer. to this day i have to roll my ankles upwards randomly to reassure myself that they won't snap backwards 😭 it's like a habit at this point
"do you wanna build a snowman or something" lmaoo that reminds me that quinn actress actually played anna in the once upon a time series, "she just couldn't get away with obsessive stalkers" and she also played someone who got stalked
On the original DVD for Final Destination there was actually a death countdown in the special features. This effectively is a film based on a DVD special feature.
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@@jowenn hi
James can u count to 3
You been grinding these vids
Hi James
Thank you for all your great videos!!!
imagine being like, 80 years old on your death bed, completely forgot you downloaded this app, and just a few seconds before you draw your last breath, you get launched into the ceiling in front of all your loved ones because you didn't die at the assigned time.
😂😂😂
That is an amazing mental image. Thank you for that. X'D
HAHAHAHA
YOOOO😭
that would be epic
I like to imagine there's one guy who downloaded the app and figures that he can't die before his appointed time, so he constantly puts himself in danger and drives Ozhin absolutely crazy.
Ties a boulder to his legs and tosses it off a bridge? Ozhin snaps the rope before it goes taut.
Points a gun at his head? Ozhin jams it.
Tosses a box of knives into the air over his head? Ozhin goes "Oh come on!" and deflects them.
That could be ty-fucking-rone (Tyrone) that actual savage.
I'd write about that
Did this guy just make a story about Florida man?
@@ssingaporian10 'Florida man fucks with death, somehow still not dead."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Y'know, the characters having very little time left makes sense for this kind of a film, but it'd actually be kind of interesting to have the opposite- someone who checks the app and finds they'll live for some absurd amount of time, like 300 years or something, and following them going mad in a bizarre deathless state for centuries.
that is actually pretty interesting, there needs to be a movie based on that
or have them do some crazy ass life threatening shit because they think they're invincible
That sounds like a Junji Ito story. The one where a guy goes to sleep and his dreams increases in length, first they feel like they last days and then years, then decades. It goes to the point where he's lived a whole life spanning a thousand years with his wife only to wake up again. You should check it out its super bizarre and disturbing and not that long.
Its called Long Sleep
There's a good film about an immortal man called The Man From Earth but its actually frustrating because it examines what a real immortal would be like. He doesn't know why he's immortal, he just has a best guess. People ask him questions about like Napoleon but he doesn't know because he wasn't in France at that time.
As long as you don't age, I imagine that's how extended lifespans would go for most people. They'd just get on with stuff and forget lots of things.
How to prevent this whole movie: “Hey! I found this cool app that tells you when you’ll die!”
“Nah bro I’m good.”
Roll credits!
How to troll the audience after the credits:
“Lol, bro I went ahead and downloaded it for you”
but it doesnt change that u die... it just tells u when u will die
@@excalfn yea but I don’t think a demon will kill you if you didn’t download the app and just let nature take its course
Food this cool app that tells you when you'll die! Nah bro I'm good.
How to survive Countdown
1. Don't download the app
2. Be the cameraman
3. Be the Cameraman
A smart one.............. finally
Are we going to ask why the indominus Rex Lego on his desk?
Edit: Forgot to put bootleg
"What if you're the camera man in the found footage movies?" Become the camera duhh
4.Be the killer
No
You be the camera!
Imagine being told you would definitely die if you went outside the circle and then proceeding to go outside the circle to comfort a demon vision of your definitely dead brother.
Yea that was honestly the dumbest shit I’ve seen
Sounds like Spongebob
Can’t stay there forever anyways
Kind of like when the Corona-cooties first to hold of the world. Stay inside or you will die!!!!
Yeeeeaaah.. I completely didnt get that one, and honestly, they wouldve both most likely survived if he had just listened
*Slaps the roof of James*
" We're getting so many hours of quality entertainment from this guy. "
"i like your cut, j"
*S L A P*
Truly
@@airqx2808 j? It's g
@@gaminganimators7000 They said "J" because of James.
@@gaminganimators7000 yeah but it's james a. janisse
Just now I realized that Quinn got the "user agreement broken" notification twice when she acts to avoid her death, first by cancelling her trip, and second, by trying to report the would-be rapist. He wasn't going to stop after that kiss
I dont think she stopped his advances because of knowledge of her time of death. It’s implied that these events were destined, only knowledge of their time of death is what makes them avoid decisions that would lead to their intended death. But in that scene, she was only trying not to get taken advantage of.
Also that scene was way off the intended time of death.
Yeah, I don't think you're right there. He wasn't going to kill her.
@@Javscothe comment is absolutely correct. She’s the only one to see it twice. It doesn’t matter if he intended to kill her afterwards or not. Either he intended to kill her when she denied it out of fear for reprisal, she would be dismissed by HR and somehow end up unalived or killed by him. She was destined to die, either by not trying to talking to the lady, which she does, or by successfully talking to the lady, which she does not.
Fun fact: The actor who played quinn also played Beck in you season 1
These jumpscares are nothing compared to the microwave when you zone out
Where was the jumpscares?
or the toaster
I mean, at least my morning alarm wakes me up.
@@helencaherty9792 that jump-scare gets me every time
@@helencaherty9792 gets me all the time
It just hurts that the "User Agreement Broken" isn't consistently capitalized.
Would've been better if the app constantly screamed or killed you nearly instantly if you "broke the user agreement", I thought it was dumb when the girl at the beginning just got lifted into the air and dropped
@@ackrat704 That would go against the whole premise/hook/originality(?) of the movie though. Think of it as Final Destination, but it’s not the the order, its the exact timing that can’t be broken. The demon breaking her neck is also like final destination, by making it look like either an accident or suicide to an outside observer.
No kill counting app could ever compete with James. He’s the obvious winner
Thanks for all the likes I’ve never gotten this much. And remember stay safe and healthy
just wanted to be the first to reply cus, why not
@@E4MB I was just about to do the same thing but u beat me
yes
True
One question I have though: By downloading the app, is the demon then randomly assigning and deciding the point at which people die? Or, is the date and time already set in stone and the demon is just merely providing people the actual time?
So basically is the demon causing their death, or simply providing an accurate time, only following up if they try to change it?
I'd imagine it's a mix of both, basically saying you give some life to know when it ends.
When they search up their names to change their dates her sister comes up. Don't know if she has checked hers but if not then it seems already determined (despite the strange number of deaths among a small number of related people)
their death date and time is set in stone without even downloading the app. but the people who downloaded the app, and avoided their death because they knew exactly when they were supposed to die (like the girl in the beginning didn't get into the car with the drunk driver after realizing it lined up with when she was supposed to die, same with quinn cancelling her cemetery plans) then they broke the agreement and the demon comes for them so that they still die at that exact time, even if it's not how they were originally supposed to die.
@Xwiri So basically, it seems the majority of the responses are saying:
The app gives the user their already determined date/time of death. When they will die is already etched in stone, the app is merely telling you “hey this is when you die, which is exactly x amount of time.”
When the user attempts to avoid their impending death, the demon then informs them “hey, I see you avoided the events that would have lead to your death, that’s cheating.” The Demon will then come for the person personally and kill the person at the exact same time they were originally going to die. Only this time, it is in a different way by the demons hands.
My question: I was basically wondering if when you download the app, whatever date and time you were originally supposed to die on… gets thrown out the window. So basically, your death date is blank. The demon would then (randomly I suppose) give you a new death date, let’s just say you download and open the app and the demon decides “screw it, let’s kill them in 3 hours”. Essentially, the demon has now given you a new death date. Then from there, if you skip/avoid it, it hunts you down and kills you.
@Xwiri what didn’t you understand
This guys videos are so calming even though he’s talking about horror movies .
Yea I just focus on his talking cuz its like ASMR
Ikr I HATE horror movies but can watch these
I found this channel when he first started doing the Friday the 13th series and I was in California away from most of my family and I always missing them and stressing but late at night I would binge watch this and for some reason it would really help
@@charlieturkington1081 No it's his voice I can hardly tell of the music
Fr
“You could pick something worse to watch” raves James A janisse
THIS COMMENT WINS SHSHSY
LMFAOOOOOOOO
He isnt wrong. Ive seen the movie in theaters and it was boring tbh
Just watch Final Destination, mostly the same premise but better.
@@monado5937 final destination is thw way better choics tbh
“Ain’t nothing stupid about no robot dinosaur”
You dam right James haha
I own that actual dinosaur.
@@spirithalloween6637 the exact one in the movie? Or the same product?
@@jackattackanims8387 exact one. Screen used. I bought when they auctioned off all the items from the movie.
ME GRIMLOCK, AGREE WITH PUNY HUMAN!!!
Life hack: you can't legally die if the lights are on in your room and the killer has to ask you permission to turn them off
The sign on the floor to keep the demon out was a perfect plan after they proved that it works and ditching it afterwards was a huge mistake. It was the only certain thing that could save them and that they knew worked for the situation. All they had to do was not fall for stupid illusions no matter how tempting they might be. They could tape themselves to the floor or a chair or something to stop themselves from leaving it.
I dont even understand why it was tempting… they knew 100% fact it was the demon
The demon could have killed them with a ranged attack, so I don't think it's completely foolproof.
@@alyendragon4209 problem with that is that he clearly had to rely on illusions to pull the guy out. He couldve probably thrown stuff at em if thats what you mean, but idk what he'd be able to throw to get a 100% kill.
They def couldve gone back and stayed in the circle in the last like 20 mins of their countdown 😔
One of the nurses is played by Tichina Arnold, Chris mom's from Everybody Hates Chris
He said her name wrong. It's "TE-SHee-NA" not "TE-CHee-NA".
@From a Bicycle seat She was also in the first Big Momma's House and the Wild Hogs movie which starred Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence and William H.Macy
NICE FACT BRO
Like my comment if you ever watched everybody hates Chris
And the priest is Ernie from George Lopez🌚
Man I already miss that flopping fish that flopped away in the background.
Me too :(
same, man. wonder if he had a name..
You are literally everywhere
Sad 😩
Dude how many TH-cam videos do you watch a day lmfao
I love how the demon basically says, “If they’re not dead, drop em on the head.”
Idk orange sus
@@Jesus-ht8uo bruh I saw u vent.
I dont know man... Red Was walking Sus
I made this 200 likes
@Carter Wade sounds like something a killer would say!
Why is no one talking about Dr. Cullen being in this movie? Iconic
I knowww that’s what I was thinking
No one knows him
@@GreatPoland1232 a bunch of people know him, whether they like it or not.
Who
@@GreatPoland1232 almost everyone knows him.. especially if you’ve heard about twilight💀
"There's a youtube host for that. And it's me!"
Honestly, there's just something about the way he says that that makes it seem so wholesome.
He is so wholesome☺️☺️
Courtney: I’m supposed to die in three hours so I won’t drive in a car to be safe
Also Courtney: *walks home alone in the dead of night completely unprotected*
Honestly I think it would have been more likely that she would freeze to death when walking in the night because if she had 3 hours left to live and would have died if she took a ride from her boyfriend the countdown would still go to zero killing her since the method isn’t specified that would make more sense than a demon connected to the app
I absolutely agree op. That begs the question, in that case, of which way to die is worse? Possibly being murdered and having a painful death, most likely from a stab wound, or a car crash in which there's a chance of an instant death? I would probably pick the car, but idk
She made it home just fine.
@@Jarekx2007 I mean lucky for her but it’s never safe for young girls to go home alone at night I mean come on
@@songbird6414 what about men huh?
I like how much James has evolved over the years of this channel, before he just described the movie and kills and there was no emotion. And now he goes in depth with the movies and gives his own personal review of the movie and doesn’t hold back and it’s amazing. He gave this unique channel a better experience with his personality and I would like to thank him for making his channel so good over the years.
Alec MacGillivray agreed
100th like!
WOOOOOO
I swore he did this one before
@@TrymeBeach what?
@@TrymeBeach I’m sure he didn’t
"This feels illegal... I like it" is something Tom Segura would actually say. He's basically playing himself in this movie.
Why say his full name? ALSO I like cheese
This movie is mediocre at best, but James’s commentary is always the best.
This movie was hella bad, but I agree, yeah.
good enough for 20minutes of entertainment
Fact!
Did you just rhyme best with best lol
@Excelsior may I have some ham with some lamb
So modern Satan is now digital and can get you through the app? Imagine a movie back in the 80's where killer 8 tracks or cassette tapes could harm you!!
Satan got with the times
are you the new justin y? ive seen you every where yo! 😂
Isn't that basically the ring?
@@ethanmiller1808 he's trying to defeat justin y. Idk why but i read justin y as justin yeeee
Time changes, and so does satan
Imagine telling James when he was a kid, that when he is older his job would be to count how many people die in horror movies!
I bet he would be thrilled
It's sounds like a fun job tho making the script sounds like a pain
@@TheRealWoopSlap it’s all fun in games till he has to cover shit like the purge
@@adaon2282 you're right
bet he will start earlier
Allie was played by Jeannie Elise Mai who was a reactor for FBE. I love James' subtle joke at 2:30 about it which no one seems to be talking baout.
I just got that
He also made a joke about how the guy who played Matt, also playes paynekiller in black lighting, which he referenced right before his death
"Doctor Sullivan. Or should we call Doctor Centenarian?"
James, he's Doctor Cullen!!!
Sammeee
Hop in to look for somebody who cares
CARLISLE
Yesssss
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed!! XD
The countdown app : Kills people
Also people : *Rates it 3.6 stars*
It’s fake
@@geezer2ma989 um
@@geezer2ma989 no shit it is
I mean to be fair, with all the people and bots who automatically rate things 5 stars, 3.6 is pretty awful
@@geezer2ma989 Suuure, and next thing you're gonna tell me is that the earth isn't flat smh people these days
That whole *spins around* "Hi I'm the manager, can I help you" scene was my dream when I worked in retail. So many rude customers.
Lol I love it
I'm the coo of my store, and my fiance is the ceo 😂 I can't wait to deal with someone like that
Your videos are so good! Everything is very well structured and you also use humour very well! Congratulations!
Thanks so much! I put a lot of work into them.
Damn he replied
Only in a horror movie can you figure out how the evil works, find a way to protect yourself against it, WITNESS it come for you and STILL fall victim to the oldest, dumbest trick in the book of a deceased family member calling you out from your safe zone. That death made me more irritated than it should have.
Fr
Like in La Llorona. All the holy protection in the world can't save you from a sudden case of the dumb-dumbs.
if i am finna die and i see my dead family tryna trick ''bish bye i never loved you''
Speaking facts over here
@@grfrjiglstan ong that’s what I thought about
So, basically, this is "Final Destination, the App." With a demon added for good measure.
Edit: I should have said something sooner, but I honestly didn't expect this much blow-up from my comment. Thanks. You all are fucking awesome. 😎
Oh I hope you don't use wind noises in there app
Yeah basically
It's a final destination x bedeviled fanfic lmao
@@freedomrobbins1109 27 minutes ago
Don’t forget mmm drugs
15:40 Will nobody ask about the driver? Or at least how is the truck without a driver?
Poor Drivers, always the protagonists we care about, never the drivers, especially the truck drivers.
I think the big bad demon guy must be driving the truck. That or they just forgot lol
The demon was controlling the car
@@jeffreyluhnow9238 probably the latter
on his way to isekai some more kids
lets just say its the demon cause it goes with the tale LOL let them slide this time
It's so funny how Jame says "do you wanna build a snowman" because the main character played anna from frozen in once upon a time. I love the movie reference that only few people understand!!
I only got that one because I had already looked her up on IMDb to see why she looked familiar to me. Very subtle!
"How many jumpscares do you want in this movie?"
Directors: "Yes."
Thanks mark!
Thanks zuck!
Amazing comment, Mark
this movie was made by apple to get people to read terms and contidions
omg yes
Lol
underrated comment
Vanilla cream or cuttlefish?
@@gouverneur2001 in what context
Haven’t heard of this one… I love that Dead Meat brings so many movies to my knowledge that I otherwise would've missed ♥️
The real question is how did you not hear about this movie the ads were everywhere.
How is tis 13 hours old? It just came back
@@iisajudge5671 exactly
@@tonka4626 Right😂
@@tonka4626 I think he’s a channel member so he/she gets the videos earlier than everyone else
I really love the angle in this Movie. Ancient demons utilizing Modern Technology and the carefree Nature of people to lure them into Contracts that forfeit their souls... pretty cool concept.
Too bad the execution was disappointing the kill count made it seem more fast pace but it’s a really slow movie
There must be a button "Watch an ads if you want to extend 29 days for your life" somewhere.....
To be honest that would be the only time I’d want there to be ads
@Dylan Bundren its big brain time
I'd watch 100 of em
What if we want ads to reduce it
watch this ad to add to your life
“I’m gonna get the manager “
“Yeah go get him”
“Hello I’m the manager”
Its karens dream
Mhm you right Karan dream
Karen
This is to small business owners what "in my professional opinion, he's nuts" is to psychiatrists.
Karens worst nightmare
It's absolutely mind boggling that this entire movie wouldn't have even happened if everyone didn't have smartphones.
Hmm interesting Steve Jobs is the demon on the app
I can imagine a Boomer saying this
Or just don’t download the app?
Go away
Boomer
4:23 Little fun fact, the male nurse holding the cake and showing his phone first is the actor who played Axl Heck in "The Middle". Also, Nurse Amy's actress was also Rochelle Rock in "Every ody Hates Chris."
I just realized that you have to stop the demon with an anti-seabear circle.
LOL LMAO SO DAMN FUNNY!!
Which begs the question...why didn't they just try the circle again, but with the victim tied down so they can't leave it?
NO NO NO, THAT'S AN OVAL, NOT A CIRCLE
@@embercoral or they could have covered their ears while wearing blindfolds, or just headphones
How?-
I need a ringtone of James saying SHPOOKAY!!
You can actually make one
sHpOoKaY
Funny that Isaac guy is in this movie because it feels like Final Destination: The App and less gory.
Yes, it sounds just like a Final Destination movie, only without an opening disaster. I expected to see Tony Todd as the phone store guy.
yo this is actually really cool,,, I love the concept so much! I honestly think it would make the story scarier if there wasn't a demon and every death just happened due to seemingly natural causes
@SteampunkHorse Eh, in my opinion the demon is what makes it kinda unique. Sure demons aren’t at all a new thing in horror but I like that the app has sort of a supernatural thing going on, gives it more intrigue and reason to exist, I think without it, it might sorta turn into a poor man’s final destination. The movie still is not very great in my opinion though, I think if they had made the demon a little more subtle and didn’t rely on jumpscares every five seconds we could have had a pretty good horror movie. Just my opinion though
@@Dinosaurvampire fair enough!
Moral of the movie: Ignorance is Bliss.
@Gl1tch K1d 💀
nah, its read the freaking terms and service
Yuuuuuuuuuup
They can’t go over the salt ring to grab you so here is my loophole.
1. Get a hollow hula hoop
2. Fill the inside with salt
3. Begin to hula hoop
4. Never stop
your arms stick out over the hulahoop fam
@@ligmadodo364 Not if you don't have arms.
@@feodorawicked5014 lmao yes this is indeed factual
@@feodorawicked5014 what if the hula hoop stops and you can’t pick it up because you have no arms 👁👄👁
@@heartz4lix Then they should've been practicing their hula hooping instead of studying when they were kids. Get those priorities right.
What if James didn't say, "Until then, I'm James a Janisse" at the end of each video? Would he not be James A Janisse prior to the next episode? Who would he be in the interim? So many questions...
@bruh your wack I saw one that said James A Chinese.
@@horinum This all but confirms my fears that James is a secret agent of the Chinese government!
@@tylersamuels4438 why do you think there is so much does red in his vids? It’s obvious that it’s a message to his comrades.
@@horinum How could we have been so blind for so long??
I thought the death of the girl @ 17:17 - 17:20 was wrong until I noticed exactly when the time ran out she took her last breath. Incredible detail
App: You're gonna die soon
User: Oh okay, guess I won't do this risky thing
Demon: STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW
STOP YOU HAVE COMMITED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE, WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE?
@@kaeleighgoins475 Fus, RO DAH!
@@AlmightyPolarBear saw that coming
Nice to know there's people who still remember oblivion and skyrim
NEVER LOSE FAITH MY FRIEND
Just Final destination them
Theory: This app was created to punish people who skip Terms and Conditions
So basically everyone on earth lol
@@louietae9932
Oof... but not untrue
ngl I always think of the south park episode humancentiPAD when I click agree on terms and conditions
It’s not a demon, just a very salty developer.
Human centipad
These kill counts are sometimes better than the movies. XD James is a gift.
I know right I'd rather watch this then the actual movie
@@mr_hannya or you can’t afford the real movie
lol
I knowww
Also I watched the trailer and I’m glad he’s making some kill counts from movies that came out really recently (invisible man, babysitter killer queen etc)
@@notadecimal6753 tbh I rather watch these killcounts then the movie
So is no one gonna comment on how the sister's timers both ran out during the gravesite visit?
My takeaway was the dad was planning something nefarious.
Lol, The Dad did it!
Omg… and it works even better when you know that the dad is played by Matt Letscher, who also played Reverse Flash.
Yeah, a little weird that plot point never went anywhere lol
I think possibly they were maybe suppose to die in a car accident possibly - which obviously didn't happen since the grave visit at the time of their expected deaths was cancelled. It makes sense really.
Me, Remembering Elvis The Alien’s video on this: “Greeeaaaaat”
*I feel bad for you James*
OHHHHHH THATS WHERE IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE.
I saw it a few days ago
Yup
@@Dr.Bright YO SAME. I thought "WaiT, I feel like I've seen this before. Did James make a remake?"
@@eur0be4t3r we all have. If not ur missing out
Son: "Mom can we watch Final Destination"
Mom: "No son, Final Destination is too bloody, besides we have it at home"
Final Destination at home:
@@ShockerTopper it’s a joke🤦🏻♂️
Tyler Bergen it was quite clearly a joke
Final Destination characters don't contain BONES.
@@circusbaby7892 bone are overrated
"Hello,I'm the Manager.."
Should be Corporate AntiKaren Training 101.
That was honestly pretty funny
Can I speak to your manager
I could feel the pain when James said “All our favourite horror movies”
"let me speak to your manager" "sure let me get him" "hi im the manager" sound like anyone you know?
Are you referencing that video of the Karen who cut a hole in their mask
the chads from those Reddit stories in r/entitledparents
sounds like my manager
That one lady from some assembly acquired?
my parents: "its because of that stupid phone!!"
For once they'd be right
The only time your parents will be right about that god Damn phone
Oh my lmao
lol
"joined two hours ago"...how have you just gotten youtube
“Oh you want me to get the manager hold I’ll go get him give me a sec... hello I’m the manager” I’m dead 🤣💀
Countdown predicted the karen
@@screamzsmeanz4526 😳😳😳
I love these videos so much, especially because of his descriptions of the movies. Like, I'm not gonna watch countdown because I HATE jump scares, i'm too easily startled to like them. But it also introduced me to movies like Hereditary, which I love for its creepy vibe and cult background.
still waiting for a “I’m sorry what was that, oh that’s what I thought you said” compilation
while we're at it i need a "shpookeh" compilation
@@dennischen5367 that would be another dream come true
I am too. I recommended that all the way back on the Billy Madison references video. 🤣
I didn’t expect to see Reverse-Flash, Maxwell Lord and Painkiller in this movie.
She probably could've survived if she ran into the negative speedforce lol
I was not expecting the Painkiller reference.
Hey Zoom, Frost and Canary were there too
Damn khalil you really didn't need this after black lightning
@@mahsofabishweenie1866 don't worry he'll come back with a new spine and everything
Nurse Amy is also Rochelle from Everybody Hates Chris.
And pam for martin
She doesn't even need to be a nurse, her man got 2 jobs
She had to go to medical school so she could learn how to reattach Chris' nostrils after she slapped them off
And Pam from Martin
Yep
I like when James tells us about interesting projects someone in the movie has worked on
App: you will die in 3 hours.
Me: *kills myself
App: no, this isnt how your suppose to play the game.
Wait.... That's illegal
Ant 909 satan and the grim reaper:tf? That’s illegal
Funnily enough that's kind of exactly what happened
Game over
Proceeds to make you immortal until those 3hrs end
Wait a minute, so you're telling me the demon won't let me die till the countdown is finished, so if I get the app, and i have say 40 more years to live, I can jump off a building, declare Satan is a liar, and he'll go "I ain't no liar" and save me
Lol
Nah bro just Change the time in settings lmao
@@slightlyweirdkid-8999 GALAXYBRAIN
You'll probably survive the fall and be in pure agony for 40 years
@@ez7145 Did you... Did you not watch the video? They literally attempted that in the movie and it didn't work lmfao.
@@LiteDisc yeah i know, i was joking lol
James is the real hero he watches these films for hours and then makes an kill count of it. (Wow thanks guys for so much likes :D i hope u have an happy day)
Yea I feel so bad for him having to not pick every film he does
He should be in marvel
Don't forget the editors and Chelsy!
I feel like this movie tells us that we only have a limited amount of time to live and that we need to cherish our loved ones and live our lives to the fullest .
Scp foundation: “now this looks like a job for me”
Scp: 1639-1
The app: the people who download it will show the day they died
Scp 1639-2:the devil
the devil is shown when the people countdown near death and killed people when the countdown says 0:00:00
Class: euclid
"Haven't had a break since 173"
Get a MTF Task Force right tf now
Its like Mal0 but do not do a mental damage but it does a physical damage.
Scp 049 arrived at the hospital: Bruh everyone dead already
“Who’s the manager”
>Turns around turns around again<
“Hello I’m the manager what can I help you with”
Use this on a Karen
Only if you’re the manager if you’re not the manager and Karen finds out.... you’re screwed
such a chad move
I've done it before i was the produce assistant manager and my manager was on surgery leave for 5 weeks, I come back from my lunch and this lady was complaining about us running out of tomatoes and she was almost yelling at me asking if I was going to pay for her gas cause she's lived 2 hours away blah blah blah so I ended up asking if she wanted to speak with my manager and she goes yes go fucking get him. I turned around took 2 steps forward turned back around and said, hi my manager is on surgery leave for the next couple weeks im the one in charge of the produce for the time being how may I help you with a huge smile on my face. Oh the expression she gave me.... PRICELESS!! And about 10 minutes later I end up seeing her talk to the store owner to bitch at me and i never got in trouble on fact I got mad props from him 😂😂
@@gregsweet4303 “there are no accidents”-master uguay
they had an actual countdown app to promote the movie,giving a random countdown to death. When it hits 0,the app glitches out. Its really cool
Nice try Ozin!!!!!!
@@haydenmize3149 Lol
This is gonna sound like cap but we used that app in 8th grade and someone’s app had like a minute left at lunch and the power went on a off twice. Shit was so scary
@@welove2step yo same like deadass I downloaded it in the middle of school ( 9 Grade ) and apparently I broke my terms and conditions by ditching a math test
11:42 I just want to say thanks James so much for referring to us as our proper name instead of a gypsy.
moral of the story: always read the terms and conditions.
You know you won't though
@@moreuselessthansakura YOU RIGHT YOU RIGHT LMAO
@@moreuselessthansakura how the hell did you know
but genuinely, if the game or app is from a company that you don’t completely trust, read it
obviously they can’t legally bind you to insane shit but check what they can do with your info and all that shit
Your one to talk scout I mean did you read it before joining manco. Also u are in the best game (tf2 superior, overwatch inferior)
I just love it when the salt ring/other protection clearly works, but people step out because they're idiots. Especially when it's followed by other characters being like: "This was clearly a bad idea, let's try something else."
Sometimes people in theese movies just deserve to die.
That’s exactly what I thought. Like clearly it was working he just got lured out. So just go back into the circle and wait it out and set up some precautionary measures so that you aren’t tricked out too. She also may of had time to go head her sister
Facts I hate that so much but no movie made me more mad when it comes to stuff like easily falling for illusions than the movie the forest I swear I was screaming at the lady so much in that movie if I could punch her through the screen I would
@@Ncogni yeah like quinn didn't fall for the trick with her mom at the end. just get back into the circle and learn from the dumb guy's mistake.
For real life
It makes sense when it’s used creatively. Like if the demon just set the building they where in on fire or something so they’d have to leave.
Can we appreciate this man for a second, he has to watch the movie, pick the part where he has to start in the movie, remember where all the kills are, he has to tell us jokes about the kills, and make a funny outro to get to the kill count.
I’m pretty sure his girlfriend plays a big role in this channel too
He actually has to try a tons of times to get the right one, like intro outro and the jokes if u look at his livestreams he really is working hard one of my fav channels
the detail in this film is amazing, they even relax on 0 to show they actually die there!
Fun fact: my college latin professor is actually the one who worked on this movie to make their latin lines that they use! As filler text he included lines from the story of cupid and psyche, which has a god pretending to be a monster.
ok
Cool here's a thumbs up
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Ok.....
@Blankie Blank66 It's not like it's impossible
Imma press X to doubt
X
This movie would be so much better if they did the “user agreement broken” in more of a final destination style by making other ways to kill you instead of a demon 🙄
I guess they couldn't do that because of the pg-13 rating...
@@timanuta5156 damn kids
@@hat1354 oh my god literally every comment you've made on this channel is amazing
Nah bro, demons are cooler
Yeah, when I found out that the demon just comes and kills them if they don’t die how they were supposed to, I was really disappointed because I love the Rube Goldberg scenes in Final Destination and we haven’t had a movie in 10 years now,
18:21 “I don’t think you can fake a death for a demon”
That’s literally how you defeat a demon in The Witcher 3.
The Witcher*
I think that was autocorrect
If you mean the Hym it wasn’t the death that mattered it was the guilt of killing the child that was important to defeating it
the boy with the ankles part absolutely terrified me when i saw the trailer. to this day i have to roll my ankles upwards randomly to reassure myself that they won't snap backwards 😭 it's like a habit at this point
I'm so glad that James goes thru the movie instead if just saying who died and showing the scene they died in
He ain't no Carnage Count this for sure
Cough cough carnage count cough
The doctor that says “57 years..that’ll make me..98” is I think carlisle he who has all the vampires and twilight
M A T T :p yeah James acknowledges that when he jokes that killing the doctor would “orphan a whole bunch of vampires”, lol
Everyone remembers him from _Twilight._ It will always be _Can't Hardly Wait_ for me.
I was trying to work out if it was then James made the Orphaned Vampires joke and I was like "yup, that's him"
I really like how James and his commentary can make the shittiest movies sound good/ entertaining
"do you wanna build a snowman or something" lmaoo that reminds me that quinn actress actually played anna in the once upon a time series, "she just couldn't get away with obsessive stalkers" and she also played someone who got stalked
Ok, how many people said “Drugs. Mmmmmm” with James at the end?
I think whole galaxy
Ummm... Where?
I did
I did
I did
Even if it’s not a “killer app”, a “killer DEMON app” is even worse.
Wanna know what's worst then a child
@@mrschneider9685 you
@@ceemacumba wanna know what’s worse than Mr .Schneider
@@mrwow1667 ur mom?
@@fayethfuI nope deez nuts
I just watch these so I dont have to watch the movie
Lol for a sec I thought it was actually tiko
you are the worst verified TH-camr ever 😂
Hi tiko
@@qulipz5967 fr lol
Yoooo tiki tikoooo
I noticed that Black Lightning reference. Nice
The "I'm the manager" bit was REALLY funny
James didn't say 'Let's get to the kills!' in the intro, I'm shaking and crying rn the real James would never do this.
😂 oh Pewds...
I’m literally so heartbroken I can’t stop crying💔
That James is a Spy!
“The movie begins.”
That never gets old.
“damn elizabeth leil can't seem to get away from obsessive stalkers” PLSSS TELL ME THATS A REFERRING TO HER BEING ON “YOU"
it is!
This is kinda like Final Destination, but with an app instead of premonitions lol
Yea exactly what I was thinking
And a demon instead of a butterfly effect
@KJ Beast I meeeeeaaaaaan ye
They definitely share a theme of trying to fight your fate.
On the original DVD for Final Destination there was actually a death countdown in the special features. This effectively is a film based on a DVD special feature.
The SADNESS I felt over Carlisle being a creepy boss is too immense I reject it
Same
3:05
“ She doesn’t need 13 Reasons Why she shouldn’t let him drive “
This is why I love James-