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It's so interesting how, just by listening to the tone of his voice at the beginning of every video, you can tell the quality of whatever film he's covering right off the bat.
a story about a man living his life with his mom, but then she gets sick and the doctors tell him she has amnesia and will forget everything she ever knew in 5 days, so he takes his mom out of the hospital and tries finding a cure in those five days, but he fails, and when there’s only one hour left his mom says how she always loved the beach, so he takes his mom to the beach to spend her last hour with him, after they watch the sunset he says “mom did you like the sunset?” And she replies “what sunset?”
His recent Kill Count of "I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer" made me think of this. Bless you, James, for suffering through crappy movies for our entertainment.
a story about a man living his life with his mom, but then she gets sick and the doctors tell him she has amnesia and will forget everything she ever knew in 5 days, so he takes his mom out of the hospital and tries finding a cure in those five days, but he fails, and when there’s only one hour left his mom says how she always loved the beach, so he takes his mom to the beach to spend her last hour with him, after they watch the sunset he says “mom did you like the sunset?” And she replies “what sunset?”
I don’t know what I love more, hearing James talking about movies he hates or ones he loves. He’s so passionately angry with these movies and I love it
I love how James just starts losing it in the middle of this. He always tries to be serious with these no matter how poor quality the movie is but this was funny!
2:44-2:53 this coffee taste like 💩 what did you do take a 💩 in it as a matter of fact I sure did I want f***** divorce send the sheriff looks as wife like his life depends on it
I already know that James really didn’t want to do this kill count, but he did. The pain in his voice, he hates this movie with many things. *The pain.* Edit: DO THANKSKILLING 3, JAMESSSSS Edit: HAHAHAHA HE’S DOING IT
November 2021 will be remembered as the month that all Dead Meat fans got everything thing they wanted to come out of the channel. We finally got to see James cover the first 4 Hellraiser films, and then we got to see him cover what is arguably the worst movie ever featured on the kill count, alongside I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer. Grab your knives and forks, and gather around the Dead Meat family dinner table, because it's time for Thankskilling 3!
That was the only scene made me legitimately laugh not only because of the absurdity of it and the actors perfect comedic timing but because of how insanely out of place it was to have something that goofy in a film that was otherwise going for violent black comedy.
so is he trying to be arnold meets freddy?..smdh....jesus these idiots do realize the reason low budget or grungy films get cult followings is because they weren't made for acclaim or money they were made usually for a purpose and had more subtle read between the lines messages morals and reasons to make the film right?..like how last house on the left is literally about vietnam and the dangers of both mental health and drugs and at the time a warning to kids and parents about strangers and going out and being anti family religion or gov. is bad...
This movie is a classic in my house! We have a tradition of finding the worst of the worst movies to watch on thanksgiving night! And this one was certainly a good one 😂😂
Dres2000 omg attack of the killer donuts is a good one, rubber (about a killer car tire, literally lol) and of course killer clowns from outer space I have sooo many! But those are a few of our favorites and just never get old 😂
Chelsey Lynn Lol I just wish we had more movies that is so bad it’s good. Like a parody! My personal favorites are Scary movie Jason X Meet the Spartans Space balls Sharknado And that Giant mosquitos movie! Truly had fun watching those ridiculously awesome movies!
Dres2000 ahh sharknado is some Good movies!! We need more so good there bad movie! I LOVE “the room” too even though it’s technically not a horror movie lol!
Your reactions to the scenes from 4:32 to 4:52 are golden xD There is such genuine confusion and concern on your face, I had to pause the video cause it genuinely made me laugh too hard to keep watching. WHAT IS THIS MOVIE XD
James sounds like he was having so much fun doing this one. I could hear laughter in his voice while doing the walkthrough of the film, in between kills.
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Sounds like he's being held hostage by the creators of the movie to kill count it
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Hope not
Wdym this is my favorite horror movie but I think it's just a little better than the second 9ne
Like have you seen those effects Tom savini could dream of making
“The movie begins with a *N I P P L E* “
-James
Gaming Toast hey it’s titsgiving after all
XD
That's what happens when you cast a pornstar
Then the turkey
Andrew Knepp wait what
4 years later and in a week he will finally face his worst enemy of his entire career
I'm both happy and sad that he's covering it now
Yessss
So far...
I don't think it will be as bad as I'll always Know What You Did Last Summer.
@@casesoutherland4175 it was worse
Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. Thankskilling 3 is here ladies and gentleman.
Turkie: Or should I say, I am, bitch!
it will be the best damn kill count he has ever made
@@Multzyx it will be awesome
@@Jaketoons125 he was so pissed the entire kill count 😂😂
I know all the thankskilling he was pissed
James sounds like he wishes he was on the killcount
He was
Noah Banister when.
@@thatguyxavier8078 5:08
Lol
he legit has been on one before hah
I can hear the suffering in James' voice
Me too
He also sounds this way in the podcast about House of Wax and the kill count for I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer.
Joshua Kirk but he sounded way worse in that
You mean in are eyes
actually that's the "nothing about this movie makes any dingbat sense one bit" tone of voice
"Is this movie fcking with me"-James A Janisse. Pure Poetry
Ngl I saw this comment right at the moment I heard that line and I think I died for a second
The fact this was made under $4,000 is pretty impressive, I wouldn't know where to start with that little in production.
It's so interesting how, just by listening to the tone of his voice at the beginning of every video, you can tell the quality of whatever film he's covering right off the bat.
U can tell dis ones crap!
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e s p e c i a l l y "I always know what you did last summer" Mans is so passive aggressive, its great
So true
The fact that they reused the same JonBenet Ramsey joke twice is the funniest thing in the world.
3 times*
@@VTGN-II *Who cares?*
@@Crustacean4 I care
@@Crustacean4 everyone (except you) hop in to the magic school bus we’re going to go find who asked
I love this movie so much. The jokes are so bad there funny. It’s truly amazing.
You cant avoid the sequel forever James.....
Edit: we did it lads!
@Connor McAllister its actually just thankskilling 3 idk why they did that
@@justabakedpotato8904 It's a joke to make people think that there is also a Thankskilling 2 and waste their time looking for it.
It's probably haunting him in his sleep xD
@Connor McAllister there's only 3, that's the joke
The W H A T
And here we are 3 years later, awaiting the kill count for thankskilling 3
@@Darkworld1006 and I am happy
4 years
@@wolfpackgaming99 what happened to the second one
@@aidanpurkiss9457 thankskilling 3 is the second one, that's the joke
@@wolfpackgaming99 oh
James blink twice if you're being held hostage
*blinks twice*
😐😑😐😑
@lunarplasma that’s a frown not a blink
🙂😌🙂😌
😐😑😐😑😐
The way he introduced the film is the way I introduce an report I have at school
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ps
Same lol
Same 😂
That's pretty much it
"....What the fuck is this movie!?" has to be one of the funniest moments of the kill count
8:47 Billy and Darren's bromance is really wholesome imo
"Theres no turkeys up here" is a hilarious line as well
For the entire killcount, I'm just laughing my ass off.
LearnStuff same
Same bucas what that the fack is this facking movie
I smell sequel, BIOOOOTCH!!
same
i remember i used to laugh at that ass, gas or grass scene so much. it was so bad but it was so funny for some reason.
“I guess it’s not in the middle of nowhere, it’s in”
*C R A W B E R G*
.o.
a story about a man living his life with his mom, but then she gets sick and the doctors tell him she has amnesia and will forget everything she ever knew in 5 days, so he takes his mom out of the hospital and tries finding a cure in those five days, but he fails, and when there’s only one hour left his mom says how she always loved the beach, so he takes his mom to the beach to spend her last hour with him, after they watch the sunset he says “mom did you like the sunset?” And she replies “what sunset?”
Lol
I love how uncomfortable James is while talking about this movie.
Can't wait to see how uncomfortable he'll be when he talks about ThanksKilling 3.
@@bennyfisher9157 he isn’t uncomfortable, He just angry
Driver: "Ass, gas or grass?"
Turkey: "I'm not a gas, guess I'll take ass."
Peek comedy
4:51 James: However…
(puts on smartass glasses) Actually, he said: “Well, I’m out of gas, guess I’ll take ass.”
I gotta admit when that guy pulled over on the side of the road and said that I laughed extremely hard cause of the way he was looking
bro y u take my pfp
Beak
This video is more popular than the actual movie.
Damn.
The movie so so stupid it’s funny
Yeah it kinda sad
Wolfman's Got Nards Why is anyone surprised anyway?
Matthew Brock “no turkeys up here, bro” 😂😂😂
Some times in the kill count it sounds like he’s about to cry
He was about to cry because the film was so gross
I know
"Is this movie fukken with me..?"
Mood
I thought he was struggling to hold in his laughter from how stupid this movie is.
You can’t hide from thankskilling 3 forever, James. It’s coming to get you.
edit: point = proven
I come from the future with a message. Hes covering it
@@magicweegee8914 And after covering that god awful failure of a film he's finishing up the Hellraiser Kill Counts with Hellraiser 4: Bloodlines.
Guys we finally got to him.
His recent Kill Count of "I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer" made me think of this. Bless you, James, for suffering through crappy movies for our entertainment.
Same. I love watching James suffer as hes talking about teens suffering
At least with thankskilling he was laughing and trying to keep a straight face. He was downright pissed at I'll always Know What You Did Last Summer
Thankilling is a weird ass movie
@@casesoutherland4175 true I don't think I had seen him unhappier than when he covered that movie (last summer 3)
a story about a man living his life with his mom, but then she gets sick and the doctors tell him she has amnesia and will forget everything she ever knew in 5 days, so he takes his mom out of the hospital and tries finding a cure in those five days, but he fails, and when there’s only one hour left his mom says how she always loved the beach, so he takes his mom to the beach to spend her last hour with him, after they watch the sunset he says “mom did you like the sunset?” And she replies “what sunset?”
I don’t know what I love more, hearing James talking about movies he hates or ones he loves. He’s so passionately angry with these movies and I love it
I love watching him hate movies. He decided to laugh so he doesn’t just stop the video and say fuck this.
I love when people explain something they hate just as passionately as something they love
I love how James delivers the script while laughing the entire time.
"i want a fucking divorce" god i quote that everyday
2:44 The way she had absolutely no shame in saying she took a shit in the coffee pot
She was proud of it
Amazing
Divorce her ass lol
I WANT A DIVORCE.
“Is this movie fucking with me?”
-James, in genuine confusion
I love it when he's laughing while explaining the kills of the parents 🤣
Who else came back to watch this after seeing that James was going to do thankskilling 3
Me 😂😭
Heck yeah
same
Yeah
5:25 I love how James can't hold back his laughter here.
L
Voltage21 cause this shit is so damn ridiculous
In fact he's trying not to laugh throughout the whole thing
Voltage21 I see
5:39 😏😏😏
That fact that James is nearly laughing his ass through out the whole video is why this one favorite kill counts on the channel
I feel like he was drunk for this entire commentary.
His laughing got me laughing too.
I have a ton of respect for james because he was able to do this kill count without going insane ...
James: "Please don't ask me to do Thankskilling 3."
*4 years later*
James: "Fuck you."
James speaking faster than Busta rhymes rapping to try and get this over with is the best part of the movie.
I love how James just starts losing it in the middle of this. He always tries to be serious with these no matter how poor quality the movie is but this was funny!
If you’ve seen it, it’s lucky he lasted that long. It’s just a trash fire of a movie, enjoyable, but a trash fire nevertheless.
@@cjwrench07 agreed
I hadn't even heard of this movie until this kill count.
Same
Me too
JLP Tdm
Same
Same
Me too
The Fact that Train To Busan was removed, but this goddamn movie even exists just goes to further prove how fucked we are as a society. Jesus christ.
Lol calm down man
@@user-mv7ho8ts7z no thanks, E. I rather enjoy my colloquialisms. Have a nice day.
I hope that Kill Count comes back some day I didn't get to watch it before it was taken down.
The Train to Busan kill count is back now
Ong
4:35 James genuine confusion is hilarious 😂
At 5:45 james sounds like he's on the verge of laughter
he sounds high
Or on the verge of breaking down into sobs
Or tears
@@strawbloodry9168 I would be too if I had to review this movie
You know it’s bad when he says “title screen” instead of “TITLE CAAAAAAAAAAARD”
I so agree with ya pal
I like what ya said
@thefemalearrow even that is better
You know it’s bad when not even half way through he’s trying to speak whilst uncontrollably giggling at how silly the movie is
Yeah it made me feel real bad for him
And now he’s actually kill counting thankskilling 3😈
we did it lads. thankskilling 3 kill count is fjnally happening
for real?
4:51 "What the fuck is this movie?!"
I lost it right there.
Pokerface Yep
Pokerface 5:23 is this movie f***** with me
Same
Same
2:44-2:53 this coffee taste like 💩 what did you do take a 💩 in it as a matter of fact I sure did I want f***** divorce send the sheriff looks as wife like his life depends on it
You can tell this movie was killing and confusing james
Imagine James dieing in his own kill count
THANKSkilling him?
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@@evanhouston9580 He does
I mean he made it 12 seconds and was already done. Lol 0:12 that breath he took.
Can't wait for the inevitable "Billy, Billy, Billy" joke when James covers Stranger Things S3.
I literally CANNOT wait until James does the sequel. He can’t run from it forever and honestly we’re just counting down the days now
James' face at 4:52 literally took me out 😭😭😭😭 You can tell he's ACTUALLY kinda concerned
"Kinda"? From there he starts a downward spiral leading to a mental breakdown, poor James.. his tone after that scene is hilarious
@@Rico_71 good point, good point
That is the face of a broken man.
5:25 you can literally hear his smile when saying the rest, it’s great
After so long HE’S FINALLY DOING THANKSKILLING 3
Damn, James speaks fast as hell in these old ones. He's like an auctioneer.
I already know that James really didn’t want to do this kill count, but he did.
The pain in his voice, he hates this movie with many things.
*The pain.*
Edit:
DO THANKSKILLING 3, JAMESSSSS
Edit:
HAHAHAHA HE’S DOING IT
Toei The Artist he seems to hate this movie more than he hates "I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer", which is saying something 😂
This movie is pretty hilarious I'll give it that.
"WTF IS THIS MOVIE?" Priceless expression, James!!!
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4 years later, his luck finally ran out :3
November 2021 will be remembered as the month that all Dead Meat fans got everything thing they wanted to come out of the channel. We finally got to see James cover the first 4 Hellraiser films, and then we got to see him cover what is arguably the worst movie ever featured on the kill count, alongside I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer. Grab your knives and forks, and gather around the Dead Meat family dinner table, because it's time for Thankskilling 3!
Noone:
Not a soul:
Kristen: Your legs are harder to shut than the Jonbenet Ramsey case!
Who is that Ramsey guy anyway?
@@stephenking5852 is this a troll or do you legit dont know.
I don’t
@@jackbigler4936 you dont want to know.
I don’t know who that is either
I’ve never seen James more Disappointed in an intro.
*TITLECARD*
Its so bad, his voice changed a little
Hey it’s titsgiving
Wait till you see the thankskilling 3 kill count. He doesn’t even say his name
5:48 is so funny the way he laughs while narrating his gruesome death😭😭😭
It's been 5 years, but finally, it's happening. Thankskilling 3 is upon us lads!!
4:51 is about the point where James loses faith in humanity.
yep
Oh
You got me laughing like CRAZY
Really? His opening monologue was dripping with frustration at having to cover this movie.
To be honest, me too
This is one of my favorite dead meat videos. I have to fukken laugh every time when James is confused from this movie
Fucking sameeeeeeee!!!😛😛😛😛
you can hear james slowly descending in to madness while making this kill count
I love hearing how done james is with this movie
2:44
This scene is actually pretty funny, not gonna lie
Yeah it was like a scene out of scary movie
That was the only scene made me legitimately laugh not only because of the absurdity of it and the actors perfect comedic timing but because of how insanely out of place it was to have something that goofy in a film that was otherwise going for violent black comedy.
@Hunter Blanchard
Your pfp tho ;-;
THE TURKEY ITS FREAKING RADIOACTIVE AND SHE PUNCHED IT?
IdkJelly exactly
THATS what stood out to you?...
Wow of all the dumb thing this movie did,that one bothered you? Or is this a woosh? Can't tell....
IdkJelly your letters are freaking capitalized
SHE ATE ITS LEG
8:53 this is literally the most hilarious flashback song ive heard 😆
We got him
This movie is harder to watch than the JonBenet Ramsey case
Mr Gimm Bacon what about the Fred movie
Mr Gimm Bacon damn it I was gonna make that joke
Reading that was harder to understand than the JonBenet Ramsey case
These replies hit me harder than the JonBenet Ramsey case
@@ieuanchamberlain2892 the Fred Movie is sorta good
There is no such thing as bad movie
There is no such thing as bad movie
There is no su-
"There is no such thing as bad movie"
*OH WAIT, I LIED*
Lol I was at that part of the video. xD coincidence..?
LOL THERE NO SUCH THING AS A BAD F*CKIN MOVIE
WAIT I LIED
so is he trying to be arnold meets freddy?..smdh....jesus these idiots do realize the reason low budget or grungy films get cult followings is because they weren't made for acclaim or money they were made usually for a purpose and had more subtle read between the lines messages morals and reasons to make the film right?..like how last house on the left is literally about vietnam and the dangers of both mental health and drugs and at the time a warning to kids and parents about strangers and going out and being anti family religion or gov. is bad...
obviously you're not talking about this one because this is pure genius
you know it's bad bad when James doesn't say TITLE CARD!
THANKSKILLING 3 IS GETTING A KILL COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!
James should have known that he couldn’t hide forever from Turkie…
This is my absolute favorite episode of the Kill Count just because you can hear the life get sucked out of James as the episode goes on
I had to pause the video the moment the woman admitted to pooping in the coffee.
9:44 That "What?" Is a metaphor of this movie.
It’s happening…
2:51 I wAnT a FuKkEn DiVoRcE
That line actully cracked me up.
Weirdgurl 4ever Since when is lol an adjective?
@Angela Blake as a matter of fact i sure did
TheSuperDuper David10101 I died at that scene when I watched the movie
she sounds like the mum who said *_DISGUSTANG_*
4:49 basically sums up the entire kill count for you guys
"Tight ASS yeah" ?
@@thespinelizard4444 yeah
I have to say, victory tastes like turkey
4 years ago today. James. It’s time. Thankskilling 3.
Edit: Thank you, James.
isn't it 4 years ago today?
@@jamesdoesnotexist833
Oh... yes. My bad. I shall edit my fuck up. Thank you.
Video rating,
VIDEO: great
MOVIE: kill me
I Lie GR
8:53 this really make me laugh so hard, I just can’t stop myself lol
James: Please don’t ask me to watch Thankskilling 3.
Fans: So you can chosen death.
Well boys, we finally did it. We’re getting the sequel
This movie is kinda dumb but the scene with the dad and his face sown on turkey was kinda fuggin hilarious
Me too
Ikr
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This movie is a classic in my house! We have a tradition of finding the worst of the worst movies to watch on thanksgiving night! And this one was certainly a good one 😂😂
Sounds like a fun thing you guys do. Btw I’m curious
What is your best “Ridiculous but comfortable” movies to watch?
Dres2000 omg attack of the killer donuts is a good one, rubber (about a killer car tire, literally lol) and of course killer clowns from outer space
I have sooo many! But those are a few of our favorites and just never get old 😂
Chelsey Lynn Lol I just wish we had more movies that is so bad it’s good. Like a parody! My personal favorites are
Scary movie
Jason X
Meet the Spartans
Space balls
Sharknado
And that Giant mosquitos movie! Truly had fun watching those ridiculously awesome movies!
Dres2000 ahh sharknado is some
Good movies!! We need more so good there bad movie! I LOVE “the room” too even though it’s technically not a horror movie lol!
You even watched the sex scene? Jesus Christ
imagine in thanks killing 3 he is so done with it that he uses a robot voice or clips of his voice to make sure he doesn't have to talk about it
4:51 best summary of the movie.
It's my tradition to watch this every single Thanksgiving.
I just watch The Simpsons thanksgiving special on season 31
(Or was it 32)
Rugrats Thanksgiving for my family
i just visit my cusion and annoy them
Same
Thanksgiving goes as follows:
Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Macy's Thanksgiving Parade
This kill count
I swear this is my favourite Kill Count. I watch it whenever I need a laugh which is allot during this time.
I swearrrr me too
This will always be one of my favorite kill counts.
The day of reckoning will come, when James is finally forced to do killcounts on the sequels
I don't care what it takes, we must make it a reality.
Your reactions to the scenes from 4:32 to 4:52 are golden xD There is such genuine confusion and concern on your face, I had to pause the video cause it genuinely made me laugh too hard to keep watching. WHAT IS THIS MOVIE XD
Bestiality much😏
“What the fuck is this movie?!” - James A Janisse
James sounds like he was having so much fun doing this one. I could hear laughter in his voice while doing the walkthrough of the film, in between kills.
So umm we get Thankskilling 3 in a couple of day it looks like James wasn’t able to escape it after all
He's done it people
He finally covered Thankskilling III
The poor man
Billy: "No turkey's up here dude"
LMAO
“no turkeys up here dude”
Y’all know why you are here