Soulstorm - Tau Stronghold Intro

[@warhawk9566]

"It only harms advanced life forms"
*first targets are Orks*
I see a problem here

[@slatealan7082]

we orkz r de moust edvanced life form, unlike u stupid humie !

[@WankerTheWetFingers]

In my game it was imperial guards.

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

@@WankerTheWetFingers What faction were you playing?

[@berryposting2827]

orks or space marines

[@BJJGamer]

Lol look, its those 4 guardsmen that ****ed up the chaos stronghold. Those tau are screwed.

[@finnheisenheim8274]

Those are also the same guardsmen that took down the sisters of battle while their balls are on fire.

[@Sir_Bucket]

They didn't broke throught the perimeter, they landed directly in the perimeter by jumping really high from the planet's surface

[@sovietheavy5500]

4 guardsmen of apocalypse

[@havoc989]

The four most dangerous beings in the galaxy

[@ezekielhavoc9659]

They are actually more stronger than Nurgle, Khorne, Slaneesh and Tzeentch

[@anothga]

1:11
What you're telling me is that Orks are supposed to be lifeforms more advanced than trees? HA!

[@kirillmarine5157]

+General Strawberry indeed Axes is a good example

[@Akaryusan]

+anothga they may be stupid but they are sapient.

[@drFocak]

tress > mushroom

[@gryphonbotha1880]

Being genetically engineered by the Old Ones probably makes you more advanced than a tree, so yeah.

[@lordtomlluckrahthegreat9014]

Are Necrons more advanced than trees?

[@TheAnnoyingReaper]

You have to realize that in the military, high ranking officers often have to make inspections to ensure everything is running in top condition.
Ethereals are well respected (They united the T'au clans and stopped infighting, focusing on advancing their nations) and to have the honor of receiving one to inspect your base personally is actually what every T'au soldier wants.

[@vitamemec4708]

"Truth Carnivore Squats"
These captions somehow made a new auxiliary race for the Tau.

[@CommanderBohn]

Or'Es'Ka - The Tau equivalent of That Guy who plays the Imperial Guard in Apocalypse who brings with him 20-30 Deathstrike Missile Launchers.

[@TheKnightOfSmite]

That Guy who plays Imperial Guard in Apocalypse with Deathstrike Missile Launchers but like Deathstrike Missiles (in this case a giant moon gun) he ends up calling other GW stores to tell them he's firing on a random games table over there from atmospheric orbit

[@MsSlagar]

"Nan yaoi space station."

[@lordtomlluckrahthegreat9014]

Nya Yaoi

[@ShidaiTaino]

Lord Tomlluckrah the Great nan*

[@jj_see_film]

Gay!

[@countviktor717]

"I seated on Earth Caste engineers and made splendid progress."

[@ZeroCanalX]

"yes, you're an ass, it is nearly completed"

[@DarkReborn]

DC Ethereal: Patch me to the troops *he gives badass rousing speech*
SS Ethereal: Yeah yeah, very nice base and all, sorry, gotta go to the colition center so that I can die at the front.

[@HalfTangible]

Something I just noticed about these intros compared to the DoW:DC ones that really annoys me: The intros in Soulstorm all seem to lack... conviction, i think the word is? Like, the Tau here aren't sure of themselves. They MIGHT be able to stem this tide but they're not sure. The intros in DC paint a picture of an overwhelming enemy force ready to crush the player into dust. Here, it paints a picture of Achilles and paints a big red X on his heel. The Shas'O in this video talks about the perimeter defenses and how they have a few holes that are well fortified. In DC, the Tau make note of how they can strike an enemy at any time with patrolling Kroot carnivores and tau fire warriors.

[@ServantOfPriss]

It's most noticeable here and especially the Ork cutscene. The Ork scene is just absolutely unfitting and horrid and the best proof of how fucked the production of this game was.

[@bluecoil8356]

@@ServantOfPriss Nevertheless, none of those exceeds in quality the space marine one. That is just legendary.

[@rockinren8135]

Honestly i think its kinda stupid when they act super sure of themselves and confident then get curbstomped in an hour

[@HalfTangible]

@@rockinren8135 To an extent I agree with you, but it doesn't feel like you accomplished something impressive if you beat someone that's constantly whimpering "you'll probably beat me"

[@indrickboreale7381]

@@bluecoil8356 Good

[@Akaryusan]

imagine if something like the ar'ka cannon gained a wider area of effect the tau could wipe entire planets of tyranids and chaos worshippers.

[@systemhalodark]

This stronghold is the reason I finished my first full campaign as Tau in 2009.
Others are a breeze compared to it.
Then I learned how to bumrush with IG and Chaos.

[@strannik1585]

What?

[@Kemonokami]

"What was that?!"
"Someone pulled the fire alarm again."

[@TacticalProjectGaming]

Try watching this with subtitles without laughing. I dare you.

[@borgar1765]

AndreiZago28 "cow river system"

[@CNiner]

AndreiZago28 You're right XD

[@solocitizen]

AndreiZago28 Yes you're an ass it is nearly complete.

[@sabermanity]

AndreiZago28 avoids damgage to plotlines thank goodness for that

[@Michau940]

+Tactical Project Yes you're an ass :pp

[@r1singthorn4451]

Tau on Soulstorm: "WE HAVE A BIG CANNON!!!.......But we are not sure why we are here! ON THE MOON!"

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

Because you can't make a proper landing with the Orks and Space Marines fighting on the surface.

[@lokalnyork]

Tau: let's build cannon that kill lifeforms
Necrons:

[@yakamao91]

0:19
Commander : We welcome your gracious presence, How i know you.
Aun'Ro'Yr : Huh, I don't know...
Commander : What ?
Aun'R'Yr : Nevermind... What about the Nian Yaoi Canon ?
Commander : The wut ?
Aun'Ro'Yr : The canon...
Commander : Oh, it will be a real pain in the ass for the enemy !
Aun'Ro'Yr : I don't know why, but i expected this answer...

[@yakamao91]

Coming back 5 years later and getting exactly 69 likes... Perfect !

[@christian171]

ah this classic stronghold, playing IG before i realized you didnt need max troops and vehicles before you could start the actual fighting. i got so frustrated that they kept sending attack teams, of course i didnt do anything so like 30 minutes later i was getting attacked by multiple of their relic units. instead of going on the offensive i had a techpriest build an entire new base on the other side of the map where one of their targets used to be and kept my troops in the buildings to avoid the cannon. imagine my suprise when i steamrolled as soon as i went on the offensive.

[@WankerTheWetFingers]

noob

[@soundwave7911]

1:08...advance life forms....really?

[@swolie]

well you gotta salvage some shit when part of the Greater good

[@jiado6893]

I suspect that Ar'ka Cannon is using some kind of psyker-based technology.

[@Sir_Bucket]

orks is most ad...adv...advcenchet race in da cosmoz

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

@@jiado6893 Uh no, the Tau Empire has a race that are psykers, but only used to protect them while they travel (don't ask, I don't know). Their cannon is mostly a high-energy plasma cannon that is capable of obliterating any kind of life forms without damaging the structures. That is mostly because the energy projected in the blasts does not use enough force to even damage a wall, let alone a building. It merely targets the life forms because the cannon couldn't fire at it's full potency, for risks of being destroyed if used rashly.

[@thechadcruzaider7864]

@@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s So weaker than a nuke

[@superfrycook6360]

Ar'ka Cannon dialogue during the Tau Stronghold:
Imperial Guard
Stubbs: By the Emperor! We should take hold on that cannon, men.
Or'es'Ka: Strike teams! Retake the Ar'ka Cannon!
Orks
Or'es'Ka: The Orks have reached the Ar'ka Cannon. Defend it at all costs!
Gorgutz: Oi! Looks like dem grayskins are using dis cannon. We should take control of it.
Necrons
Or'es'Ka: The Necrons have reached the Ar'ka Cannon! Drive them back before they will turn the cannon against us!
Necron Lord: Take... The... Cannon...
Chaos
Carron: Ahh... The cannon of the aliens? We will use it to our advantage.
Or'es'Ka: All teams! Chaos forces are seizing the Ar'ka Cannon. Drive them back at all costs!
Space Marines
Boreale: Brothers, we have spotted an Ar'ka Cannon. Take it from the Chapter!
Or'es'Ka: Strike teams! Retake the Ar'ka Cannon!
Eldar
Or'es'Ka: You shouldn't take the Ar'ka Cannon so easily, El'dar.
Caerys: Really? I will use your cannon to soften your fate.
Dark Eldar
Or'es'Ka: The Dark Eldar have reached the Ar'ka Cannon. Stop them and retake the cannon!
Tahril: Ahh... You have your prized weapon, alien. I think you will have the last laugh!
Sisters of Battle
Agna: Sisters, secure the Ar'ka Cannon and bring wrath to the Emperor's enemies!
Or'es'Ka: Strike teams! Retake the Ar'ka Cannon!

[@TacSon]

Ken Lenard Navarro Blood Ravens magpied the cannon is the most funniest thing ever happened.

[@Thevas11]

They're the Tau, they can do amazing stuff like that. They consolidated an invisible atmosperic shield around the moon base when they first arrived.

[@Hawktotalwar]

why are orks advanced life forms ?

[@MyViolador]

Because they are mushrooms

[@pazekobloodthirster2256]

XD

[@gryphonbotha1880]

* They were genetically engineered by the Old Ones. As they are self-replicating and incredibly strong, this implies the engineering behind them was more advanced than what the Emperor put into his Space Marines.
* They are all latent psykers, just like the Eldar. The only difference is that the Orks are not aware of it, although their abilities still allow them to make things work just by _believing that they will_ when enough of them are in one area.
* Their active psykers are able to channel psychic abilities without even touching the Warp at all.
* They can build interstellar spacecraft without so much as a calculator.
* Their society is a fully self-sustaining meritocracy.

[@laughingbeans7715]

Gryphon Botha
An dont forgit umie, We’z da bestes dere ever iz! WAAAGH!

[@mapleflag6518]

@@regalecusglesne3022 That was the Krorks. Who devolved into the Orkz

[@lolaroflmao]

"prosper, as Tau shall"

[@Vileguy56]

In Tau we are strong!
For the Greater Good we succed

[@dunnono00]

One thing I should point out is that unlike Eldar, Tau have virtually no psychic power. Chaos barely notices them because their imprint in the warp is so small and this makes them unusually resistant to Chaos' influence. To date there have been no confirmed corrupted Tau or psychic Tau. Still, I imagine all things are possible. I believe Eldrad was the seer who saw a bright future for the Tau, that they would do what the Eldar couldn't.

[@unnamednewbie13]

They should just fire that thing at strongholds over and over so they don't have to attack directly. :P

[@uruburus5203]

"i'll enroll you"
"nanny annoy base station"

[@zuluactual839]

What an excited lad, I hope nothing bad happens to him.

[@Tooglespark]

Man those Imperial Guardsmen sure are OP in Soulstorm.

[@Damocles178]

When the Ethereal examined the eco-friendly orbital cannon he saw Al Gore's signature :)

[@MrNintoku]

That cannon would be really handy against the Tyranids.

[@LordEsel88]

It's not just another cadre, these Tau are from a different planet than the ones from Dark Crusade. The ones in Dark Crusade were from the T'au sept and these are from the Fal'shia sept.
For those who don't know, "sept" is the Tau word for solar system.

[@LuigianoMariano]

@LuigianoMariano I stand corrected. The Tau Stronghold is not the only Mission that has Commander Dialogue at the beginning.
IG: Unknown
SM: Unknown
SOB: No
Orks: Unknown
Eldar: Yes
Dark Eldar: Yes
Chaos: Unknown
Necron: Yes
Tau: Yes

[@paleface171]

Wow a gun that is kind to the plants and buildings on the planet.......David Suzuki would be proud.

[@Templarspartan]

blood ravens probably, in their epilogues after the necron siege in soulstorm it says the stronghold was different than the one they encountered on kronus
however one could assume every faction in dc at least conquered one other before being driven back

[@lochlanmerkel7144]

Always those 4 fuckin guardsmen ready to fuck up the enemy base.

[@commiedeer]

Yes, you can almost hear the egomania brewing in this one's voice. It seems pride can get the best of all of them, even the Tau.

[@zamadepuib3254]

I really Love tau tbh.... They are my favorite race... Too bad in dawn of war 2 retribution they don't exist.... :(

[@agentwolf69420]

"splended progress in constructing the *None Yanoy* base station."

[@Jszym3]

I agree and I think I remember something in the Tau Codex about a Ethereal telling some Imperial Commander that they don't care if the Imperium worships the Emperor, as long as they also believe in the Greater Good, and peace in the Universe.

[@Emperor696]

Earth Caste scientists scored big with this one. Gotta love the Tau "Death star".

[@Rob7194]

This game looks great I hope somthing likes this comes out for the 360,

[@bossshun9]

Kroot and Tau forces. Still a powerful team. While the Tay fire teams blast you down, the Kroot jump in the fray of battle and give in to their blood lust and attack you. Long live the Greater Good!

[@OldIronJohnson]

Exactly. THAT is why the Necrons will come and severley waste both. One swepp from the nighbringer=dead ethereal. And the imperium has a C'tan sleeping on MARS. Right next door to the Emperor...

[@LordEsel88]

Kroots do have spaceships. You never heard of Kroot Spheres?
Also, how do you think Kroots could spread to different planets before they met the Tau? When the Tau found the Kroot, they had already colonised many planets, but the Kroots where loosing many of their planets to the Orks.
The Kroots even have their own army list in the tabletop game.

[@Thevas11]

It's an extended shield that also reaches the areas around the base as well.

[@Bachinator009]

For the greater good.

[@Damocles178]

If anyone has any problems with the Tau in this being red, they are from a different Sept from the Tau in Dark Crusade. Much like Space Marine Chapters, Tau Septs have various color schemes. Eco friendly cannon ftw :D

[@sangvinhun]

vance is creed in disguise... only a tactical genius can gather 100 BAAAINEBLAAAAAADEs

[@bossshun9]

Just like before in the last one, if you don't come here ready and prepared, that is your ass. Not to mention, if you don't stop their reinforcements, you will be in for a hot plate of gun squads and kroot fighters.
Long Live The Greater Good Of The Tau!!!

[@SuaveNerd2000]

@Kemonokami they are a mix between plant and animal... so it basically got rid of the animal part...

[@REgamesplayer]

He stepped down from command as a High Lord so that he could protect his beloved Emperor, now esconsed within the Golden Throne. It is more than likely that he still protects the Emperor to this day.

[@xxlCortez]

And at the end, Captain Planet descend near Ores'ka and the Ethereal and point his finger to the camera: The power is YOURS!

[@BigDickCheney]

These dialogs you write up are good. I wish they had actually bothered with them in the game.

[@girlgarde]

possible dialogue between Aunroyr and General Stubbs
Stubbs: It's time to drive you from this system alien! The Imperium has ruled this Kaurava for centuries and we're not about to lose it to ones such as you!
Aunroyr: Your determination and courage is commendable general if not misguided and foolhardy given that you are fighting servants of the greater good.
Stubbs: Nothing is impossible alien! No fortress or army will deter the servants of the God Emperor of man as you'll soon find out!

[@Kemonokami]

@NicholasGeschke
Yeah, it gives it some nice flavor! The Tau have plenty of that optimism, but are made edgier by their naivety and mild hubris. The far future can't be all darkness, you gotta have bright stars to shine in the void!

[@reynasan93]

TAU HAS GONE GREEN!!

[@aragax]

O shi- It's Vance MOTHERFUCKING Stubbs!

[@Star-Spangled_Banner]

До мурашек...

[@maledikt]

Ores'Ka: It harms only 'advanced' lifeforms, thus avoiding damage to structures and plantlife.
BOOM...orks alive
Ork1: Duh... what the?
Ork2: Hey, what was da shinny thingey?
Ork3: It was tingling...
Ethereal:...
Ores'Ka: Maybe it should be aggainst simple lifeforms too.

[@REgamesplayer]

They have the final word on security in the Imperial Palace, and even the High Lords of Terra are subservient to them within its walls.

[@Jszym3]

unfortunately yes Kroot have been seen leaving tau space and coming back extremely injured when now battles were taking place.

[@waffle569]

listen the ethereal has some kind of godlike voice behind everything he says listen closely

[@dunnono00]

I recall reading that the Emperor wanted to guide humanity into their next stage of evolution, a fully mature psychic race. If all humans could control their psychic powers as well as the Emperor, they would no longer need to fear Chaos. Or something like that?
Now I'm not sure exactly what this means, but if the Emperor is the pinnacle of Mankind, maybe all of humanity is slowly evolving to become more like him.
I'm not 100% sure of this, so take it with a grain of salt.

[@Catman2030]

Leave it to the Tau to make an eco-friendly orbital cannon

[@REgamesplayer]

Adeptus Custodes
It was from the Emperor's first group of bodyguards that the first genetically-modified super warriors were created during the unification wars on Holy Terra after the Age of Strife
They are the 'Dread Guardians', and the only living beings permitted to walk beside the Emperor
They also serve individually as envoys on a number of Imperial capital ships, to ensure that the Emperor's will is done.

[@PieMan1018]

You Gotta love the Kroots!

[@GeneralSturnn]

LMAO the "Nanny annoy" base

[@twopichu]

Trees are apart of the greater good!

[@Sabata890]

Hooray for plants!!!

[@uruburus5203]

*orbital strike*
*orbital strike*
how about some more...
*ORBITAL STRIKE*

[@FightforDeath34]

ill tell you, of all those armies the easisest way to live, the best ones who take care of all their men and respect everything is Tau and then Eldar. When your a human they can expect evry thing from you. Heresy,Taint and much more. If u want to save your life and retreat to another point u can get shoot. only to stand in line and die. So i say the Tau and Eldars men have the best way to fight and live.
Just wanna share some toughts.
Peace

[@doublepingas4053]

LoneWolf no peace

[@eyalgracyani889]

i think its the funniest tau commander ever

[@95acomal]

For the immortal god empress Celestia!

[@Spartages]

I can't wait for Tau to be in a DoW2 expansion

[@REgamesplayer]

to hide againts deamons. (trilions of tyrands are controlled by one strong psyker, but he dont attract clouds of deamons. Probably, because: they dont have any soul.)

[@FireAndIce347]

the tau obviously

[@GAF1987]

Brian Drummond is talking to himself.

[@LuigianoMariano]

A strange thing to note about the Tau Stronghold is that there IS some variable banter at the Start of the Mission.
Perhaps the Tau Stronghold is the only Mission that has Commander Dialogue in Soulstorm, even though it is not Commander-to-Commander.
When playing as the Necron Lord, he says "Get... in... there...".
That alone has left me wondering what the dialogues of the other factions for this Mission are.

[@DumbTomato]

RED MAKES THEM GO FASTAH!

[@TheShamanSZ]

I think they do - the Kroot expressly said that while they would fight with the Tau, they would want to also be free to work a bit on the side as well.
Also, the Kroot, unlike the Tau, have some kind of low-level Warp propulsion system. Ironic, really - the Tau are very high-tech in most areas.

[@attackofyames]

Silly Tau alien no defense can stop the iron fist of the emperor

[@LoIzords]

Because it's a different Cadre. Think of a cadre as the Tau equivilent of space marine chapters.

[@KazeDrachma]

funny story about that, if you kick an ork into a scrap yard and come back in one month the ork will have built enough arms and munitions for an entire horde, three stompas or more, a small battle fleet and then come out of the scrap yard to kick your ass for kicking him in there. don't judge the orks by what they seem to be.

[@mapleflag6518]

He wouldn’t be mad that you kicked him in there. He’s gonna kick your ass just for fun

[@Volksgrenadiere]

Ethereal: I see our Earth Caste engineers have made splendid progress in constructng the Nan Yanoi base station.
Tau Commander: Yes, your Eminence. Including your coffin.
Ethereal: WHAT? You really did that? How touching! How did you know I would die by the end of this mission?
Tau Commander: Simple. Because once this scene happens, you will die, so we prepared the coffin first.
Ethereal: Perfect job then. Go have your rest- I'll just stand next to my coffin, ready to drop in.
LOL

[@dwahuntur]

@RobinJanssenBelgium if you can make an eco-friendly cannon, you can make an artificial atmosphere :D

[@REgamesplayer]

Today, all the Primarchs are either damned, lost or dead.
Roboute Guilliman :Legend among the Ultramarines is that the stasis field is having a unique effect upon the Primarch, and that his wound is slowly healing...
You was right, but who are these guards in Golden Throne?

[@Koal1989]

THE EMPRA PHRATECKS

[@Jszym3]

dis you ever think the moon has an atmosphere...with oxygen in it...

[@kravcio]

@SuaveNerd2000
they are fungal. and fungus is neither animal nor plant, it's simply fungus.

[@sockysol9599]

i somehow ended up with 3 guards squad, kasrkin, ogrins and 2 leman russ to finish them off, bad idea to not destroy the beacons
best battle ever

[@daCanadainCanuck]

i honesty just for giggles used the starting units to beat this

[@girlgarde]

Why thank you.
I enjoy thinking them up and what the race commanders would likely say to each other on the battlefield.
The fact that Soulstorm lacked this sort of banter between the commanders is one of the games many drawbacks.

[@bloodhunterx]

A balanced army is not always an advantage. Mass FW + TC snare trap can beat anything before it comes close enough for CC

[@burt2800]

it depends what you mean by good. theire intentions may be good but the are against the emperor

[@jameshaz35]

For some reason when you make an army go for an enemy or neutral sp,cl or relic they all group together when they get their.

[@REgamesplayer]

But eldar decidet to worship the darks gods, because they was bored. If Tau would survive, they will face same problem.
The Tau do not possess psykers (indeed, their minds barely register in the warp at all) and as a result have little knowledge of the Immaterium beyond its existence. This gives them some level of resistance to warp-based powers effecting the mind, but it offers little, if any, protection against physically-manifested offensive powers.

[@Killerfox3]

Al Gore aproved of this weapon

[@archangelhalo8378]

this guy where basteds to my blood ravens trying to get trough there lines

[@Jszym3]

only the tau