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Somewhere out there... an Imperial Commander wakes up to find 100 baneblades parked outside his base.
Somewhere out there... a Chaos Lord wakes up to find 100 METAL BAWKES parked outside his fortress.
Tactical Genius.
Awesomebluefire
Creed doesn't steal things -Unlike the Blood Ravens, oh fuck... -*-*BLAM*-*- No insulting the Space Marines!-
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
this comment is pure gold you deserve a medal
i just loved how stubbs remained absolutely calm during this whole mission
lost your means of baneblade production? "we'll do without them"
fucking badass
g
NO_FUN_ALLOWED
"You go to war with the army you have, not the army you want."
100 baneblades!! 100 BANEBLADES!!!
and all he says is 'I see.'
He truly is badass.
Yee
I mean, compare that to even the smallest Imperial Navy frigate, and the resources for a hundred baneblades isn’t that far fetched
@@phoenixfire9176 Baneblade are not regular tank, there were never this many in any battle the Imperium fought (except many the Great Crusade).
Bot even Cadia had this muvh during the 13th Black Crusade
@@Sir_Bucket well, youve managed to completely miss the point of my comment.
@@phoenixfire9176 how so? You were saying a baneblade isn't that expensive right? Which is why I told yiu that it is certainly
What Stubb's didn't realise was that the Commisar was off sick and one of the guardsmen thought it would be funny to cosplay as him :D
Very good sir.
Emperor be willing sir.
Yes General.
He had no fuckin clue what to say did he haha
I didn't know I was winging it the entire time
@@Guardsman_Greg when the commisar knows of this you know there Will be 21th firing sguad report
@@brok56 he is dead my guy I serve under commisar Lohr and he is currently unaware of that prank I pulled
@@Guardsman_Greg Actuqlly he knows... he just thinks its funny qnd you were filling in for the other commisar... heres a power-chain-shovel... do your duty, Commisar Greg
Stubbs: "Firing squads?"
Commisar: "20, sir. 12 for cowardice in the line of duty."
...
Commisar: "Unfortunately sir... a shipment of 100 baneblades has just gone out to serve..."
Stubbs: "Make that 21 firing squads."
Lol
lol
100 Baneblades has gone out to serve-
He was going to say "Gone out to serve Creed" but Stubbs already knew.
SMAXZO Creed properly was loading those Baneblades into his Bolter's clip.
Oh my god, those ruins on the left flank were Baneblades all along!
*****
That bush next to the Chaos Base? That's a Baneblade. The Arka Cannon? That's a Baneblade. That Avatar of Khaine? That's a Baneblade....everything is a Baneblade! Even that Lasgun.
Sir, is your comment a baneblade?
HASEnoncorperated Well of course it is. It's still infiltrating is all.
That Commissar just seems to shrink in the presence of Stubbs. He looks and feels so insignificant even when he is trying to stand as tall and stiff as possible whereas Stubbs just seems to stand so casually and he still towers over the commissar. Bad. Ass.
He's VANCE. MOTHERFUCKING. STUBBS. He could stand in front of a freaking daemon prince and make it look tiny
well,thats mainly because the guy who where doing the commisar voice line wasn't there anymore or something,soo they used the imperial guardsmen guy
legend has it that Stubbs is a direct descendant of Ollanius Motherfucking Pius
@Enclave Comms lmao "manlet commissar"
- ... trained crew to properly operate a
- I know.
- Very good general.... damn, he is a pretty good general, don't you think sergeant?.
- Very good commissar.
+Guardsman PL
"Damn, he is a pretty good commissar, wouldn't you agree corporal?
-Very good sergeant.
+SMAXZO
- Damn, he is a pretty good sergeant, wouldn't you agree private?
- Very good corporal.
+Imperial
- Damn, he is a pretty good corporal, wouldn't you agree janitor?
- Very good private.
+101Shifty
- Damn, he is a pretty good private, wouldn't you agree Sparky?
- Woof.
- Woof, woof woof woof... woof?
- ...
Damn those Valkyrie pilots are quite the hotshots diving like that and making those sharp turns.
Surely the Emperor's finest!
+RLDragonStrider I was reading an article and though T'au Barracudas are more high tech...the Imperium pilots have the upper edge in battle experience and maneuvers. In short, T'au only are a threat because they have high-tech as even so they still find it hard to take down these pilots (who come out of walls apparently :P)
Commisar : Unfortunatly sire, a shipment of 100 Baneblades had just gone out to serve...
*Meanwhile, in Cadia*
Abaddon : YES ! NOW THAT I BROKE THROUGH THE IMPERIUM'S DEFENSES I WILL SEND ALL OF MY DEAMONS ON THE KASR AND TAKE THAT CURSED PLANET FOR THE DARK GODS ! THEN, IT WILL JUST BE A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL I TAKE THE WHOLE-
Wait... What's that ?
Since when are those baneblades here ? Surely it must have taken the work of a tactical ge-
Chaos Dreadnought : *sigh*... Back to the warp, weakling...
this is really good :)
That makes more sense than it's apparent. Cadia is after all the fortified gate to the Eye of Terror, more important than some backwater world nobody cares about.
CRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD
Well, concidering they produced the baneblades to begin with, it makes sence
Failbaddon the harmless
Soulstorm: 'Everything's kinda shit. Let's pray to the Emperor for victory.'
Dark Crusade: "You have come here to die."
Big divide between how these two intros get me pumped to attack
The IG stronghold intro in Dark Crusade is way better than their Soulstorm intro. The Dark Crusade intro actually managed to make me feel threatened and slight regret of attacking their stronghold from Alexander's speech. "Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible." It's so good.
@@necrosis7525 Yet Subs literally is always calm even when he learns that 100 baneblades have been lost.
@@necrosis7525 Both are badass in their own way. Dark Crusade intimidates you, whereas you get to see badasses being badass in conversation or attitude instead. I definitely miss the character interactions in DC tho... They might've just tried to cram that personality in the strongholds instead.
And while you beat Stubbs the 100 baneblades conquer every planet in the system and win the war.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Major Evans Guess you could said that comment was...... Cannon... YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
@@anoshta wait is the imperial guard winning the soulstorm really canon? Because it is very conflicting
@@tc-channelhobby4051 as far as i know dark crusade is won by the maeines and soulstroum by the guard
@@tc-channelhobby4051 Not as conflicting as the “Real ending” with the orkz.
It just goes to show how badass Vance Motherfucking Stubbs is when he can make a Commissar act so submissive like that. Several times he just interrupts the Commissar and one time the guy just mutters out a platitude in embarrassment.
And that is why he won the Kaurava conflict.
Thecommander248 it's M. Bison not commissar
This video is just a heretical propaganda
Never such thing happened
Everyone knows that Vance won and cleaned system for an hour
He did by himself and 4 guardsman
Kirill Marine which each of those guardsmen are 25 baneblades in disguise
Yeah
Still would have preferred Sturn tbh
"We must clear this place of Xenos and Heretics and Monsters... And... And salads"
Ah the dlassic mishear joke
He meant zealots
"In the emperor's name sir"
C one and only Fuyu_Seishin12 ***** I know he said zealots but in the Emperor's name, the voice acting in this game is really sub-standard.
Swarm Lord Tau'raal "Hail Caesar."
He hate vegan .
"100 Baneblades"
Ahh, I never knew C.S. Goto wrote Soulstorm. There was a distinct lack of the Eldar worshiping Slaanesh though.
fug figgen I was surprised of the lack of MULTILAZORS!
+fug figgen I believe the Stronghold loading screen explained it away as a Continent Sized Baneblade Production Facility from before the Great Crusade. Yeah, that's right. If Stubbs wanted, he could blackmail the Adeptus Mechanicus into doing anything he wanted in return for Baneblades.
Still, though. If C.S Goto wrote this game, there'd be a lot more graphic scenes of Eldar being tortured, Caerys would suddenly lose her experience and change craftworld, the Eldar would just be stealling Imperial Tanks and riding off the side of them, etc.
C.S. Goto is a fucking idiot who almost makes Matt Ward look like Dan Abnett.
Eldar even the Dark Eldar would never stoop to that level. They would rather sell their souls to Nurgle before they make praises to the one who thirsts
Nah, not enough back flipping terminators
@@passionofthecrust9173 Have you SEEN DoW3? Which also incorporated that stupid "Godsplitter has a piece of Avatar's weapon in it" as a way of justifing it.
meanwhile, on cadia.
abadon: "FORWARD, FOR THE DARK GODS!"
chaos champion: "my lord! 100 baneblades have just teleported onto the battlefield!"
abadon: "CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!"
Losing 100 fucking Baneblades must the work of a tactical genius.
+P-Ball That Mofo from South-East Asia nope just bad luck it happens all the time in the imperium rework the strategy to not need them and move on. that is true tactical genius.
the imperium is gargantuan sure all there shits breaking down all the time because techpriests believe machines are magic and can be prayed into working but by sheer scale of the imperium alone theres probably nearly 10'000 of the things not much considering the scale of the imperium but theyre probably not as rare as most warhammer fans think they are.
well if they are that rare then i dont see why they would even consider giving them to the imperial guard.
Jan Suchomel
tell that to any space marine thats been up against a carnifex or a dominatrix. i do agree that baneblades are rare well for a culture spanning almost 2 thirds of the milky way and in the dark ages as considering the tech they should have.
Kaurava ones main continent is a giant fucking manufactorium.
It is the BAAAAAAAAANEBLAAAAAAADE!!!!
Commissar I would like to see this city built up again, I would like to see towers and spires of gleaming white, I would like to see our man on parade routes not tours of Duty! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE EVERY CITY ON THIS PLANET, EVERY COLONY ON THIS BESOTTED, MISERABLE SYSTEM TURNED TO THE SERVICE AND INDUSTRY OF THE IMPERIUM IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME!
Very good sir
BOREALUM!!!!
BLAM
In the Emperor's Name, sir.
this is the cannon ending
This stronghold is an actual fight unlike most, a real, honest to the Emperor fight.
I fought all the others except for the dark eldar one never could get the fuck over there to do it and each one had some challenge in it but again I am a vet when it comes to this so I was able to steam roll them.
This sounds like one hell of a fight...and the Sisters are what one would call an ENDURANCE MATCH. With constant attacks of gradually stronger and bigger armies of Sororitas thrown at you nonstop until you can FINALLY drop Saint Celestine and the center of the map.
@@boxtank5288 Never did take out Celestine, I had all of my Basilisk Eartshake the Center, then had all but a few to fire at it. The others distracted Celestine. Since Celestine only grants immunity arround her. Which had me skipping the whole "Destroy this 4 Spots"
This stronghold map was badass
The Basilisk Maximus was seriously nasty
yep and with mods mainly the ua mod you can build it for a massive amount of resources and have it fire at will cleaning shit up and it is super durable to boot.
I came to this from Starcraft. Nuclear Launch Detected and I was prepared for that cannon.
@@Darkside007
It is pretty easy to destroy. I remember playing as the Space Marines and using assult marines with melta bombs to take it out. Any faction with a good unit who has a jump pack or can teleport can destory it
I think Diomedes stole all the Baneblades.
No, the entire Bluhd Rehveens chapter was in on this heist...
I was complaining about imperial pilots in different video but i'm gonna do it again. Imperial pilots can fly out of a wall, yeah.
+Guardsman PL And Imperial Titans can hide under a tree.
What's your point?
It seems imperials deny the rights of physics.
+Guardsman PL They use +put glasses on+... Imperial system.
Ba dum tss!
+FifinatorKlon "And Imperial Titans can hide under a tree" CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
+Guardsman PL Are you trying to say what Imperial pilots with Emperor's blessing can't do that? You're a heretic! *BLAM*
Stubbs is a complete badass
Nytram Tehgreat except his displacement of 100 baneblades...
+WolfyOfHonor He didnt lose them. The Imperium took them away to be used in other areas of the galaxy. Its probably where creed got his bane blades for the defense against 13th black crusade.
TheBox I don't believe in this hypothesis. There is no indication of the Imperial Guard's 252nd Conservator Regiment's involvement in any other conflict outside the Kaurava system.
WolfyOfHonor Its more of a joke, actually. Still, he didnt LOSE them. The baneblades were shipped off world by imperial orders.
Dialogues between Canoness Selena Agna and General Vance Stubbs during the Imperial Guard stronghold
Agna: This misguided liberation must end, General Stubbs. The Inquisition will purge this tainted land and your factories will be sanctified by our hands.
Stubbs: I have my orders as well, Canoness. The God-Emperor will not yield to your zealotry and faith. You can't take my facilities so easily.
Agna: Then... you will leave me no choice...
End
Stubbs: These zealots are at gates, men. Drive them back!
Agna: Your men have fought well, General. But your death is at hand!
Stubbs: You'll never take me alive, Canoness!
Why did stubbs say she won't take him alive when she literally just said she is gonna kill him
A shipment of 100 Baneblades have been dispatched to do what exactly? give me those and I'll win you both SoulStorm and Kronus campaigns without even training a single extra soldier !
GamingSpoiler Baneblades: For when you're finally sick of "holding the line."
+GamingSpoiler Kauvara 1 was industrial planet. It builds baneblades for many star systems .
forget holding the line..100 baneblades you MOVE the damn line however far you damn well please!
A Space Marine chapter called the Blood Ravens is seen with the 100 Baneblades.
Simultaneously.
This was the hardest Stronghold for me, regardless of what race I was playing. Might have been my reluctance to kill loyalist Guardsmen.
I knw but in the grim world of 40k if that is what it has to be done to secure victory then so be it.
@Demiclea nice very nice. we must see your play in action on that front.
@Demiclea really? I did not know that :O though do you have a vid showing your effort? :O
@Demiclea sadness. :( but yeah get that sorted out first and hope it works. good luck and have fun on your vcation for easter.
@@TheManofthecross youtube deleted my account i got the fottage 2 months ago. But youtube deleted it. Did you at least get the link?
Huh....So it's actually them SHIPPING 100 Baneblades out instead of LOSING them like many had said.
As in the Imperium demand them elsewhere...While Kaurava is under attack left and right by Warpstorm and deamons and xeno and zealots....Typical.
You can't trust repeated fandom talking points and memes on the internet.
That commissar did not sound very confident, it was like he was thinking "we are so dead..."
You'd think the Commissar would believe victory was certain.
Adam Stringer Given the Guard's natural opponent(the one they start next to, the one you're gonna kill first) is the Sisters of Battle AKA the Ecclesiarchy, the relative despair is perfectly understandable. They're faithful, but they're also going against the Imperium. You can imagine the issue.
Bloodlyshiva
Yes pretty much true, but they have a choice they could surrender there force an be executed by Sisters of Battle or there Superiors, or take up there guns an fight the odds just to see another day alive even if it's just for awhile longer. Even if many of them will die in the process. Whether it be in the hands of there true enemies or of there own. Faith is cruel, an irony is even crueler, an with that they have a simple choice Fight or Die.
@@Bloodlyshiva yep and then to do it again with the space marines.
@@silentecho92able yep but the guard has to do what it has to do and dies standing.
Seeing one blaneblade is a miracle, seeing two is rare but having one hundred is impossible
"Unfortunately sir, a shipment of 100 Baneblades has just gone out to serve-" the Commissar said, trying to keep the disappointment out of his voice.
Stubbs halted his Commissar with a short "I see." He thought, what he couldn't do with a hundred Baneblades. Then he thought about all the things he could do. There were so many more. But then again, the Emperor knew whose needs were greatest, and who needed more than the Lord Castellan of Cadia?
i can practically see myself rushing to my place behind a barricade and checking my weapons.
I love how Stubbs keeps answering his own questions or not really paying attention to the answers. In Soulstorm, EVERYBODY's holding the idiot ball.
One of the very few Imperial Officers worthy of respect.
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, winner.
Stubbs is the fucking hero of this story, really.
Marines = led by an idiot.
Sisters = Fuckin' zealots.
Eldar = Just because destiny.
Dark Eldar = BDSM takeover.
Orcs = WAAAGH and killing for no reason.
Necrons = Because they are programmed to kill.
Chaos = Heresy and badness in general.
Tau = For the greater good that nobody asked for.
Imperial Guard? Normal men who are in a scary, unfriendly place, far away from home, led by a total badass who puts everything on the line for their sake, and who does so like a true hero. Not for the sake of victory, not for the sake of glory, but to make the entire Karauva system a nice home for the imperium. They fight for others, and that's what makes them the noble faction. For the future and for their people.
And that is why Imperial Guard is the best faction in Soulstorm.
I kinda like it when the Imperial Guard and even Stubbs himself ended up regret to defeat the Sisters and the space marines even though the Imperial Guard did no wrong. Hell, they even spare some space marines after defeating their stronghold. Their ending in the end of soulstorm is honestly the most satisfying and overall the best compared to other factions endings in dark crusade and soulstorm
Dialogue between General Stubbs and Tau Commander Ores'kah
Ores'kah: /to Stubbs/ Your ownership of this system is at an end Gue'la, surrender for the Greater Good and avoid having your men endure any further pain and suffering.......
Stubbs: /angry/ We will never surrender this system to you, alien! We've controlled Kaurava in the name of the Emperor for centuries and will control to do so for many more centuries to come!!
Ores'kah: Your courage and loyalty are admirable General but sadly misguided. While we do not wish you and your men harm, for the Greater Good, we'll shall defeat you in battle this day.......
Stubbs : NO! We shall not defeated by you this day because...
Think-Think-Think-Think-Think-Think
Stubbs : Finally, atleast! That Cadian-Born general finally return those tanks of mine!
Think-Think-Think-Think-THINK-THINK
Ores'kah : Wait... a tank? BANEBLADES?!
THINK-THINK-THINK-THINK-THINK
Ores'kah : Impossible! There's no gue'vesa have a mind to surprise their enemy with hiding their armaments! Wait, there's one of them who... by the ethereals. There's only one gue'vesa with some of tactical geni...
*THINK* - *THINK* - *THINK* - *THINK*
Ores'kah : CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD
*BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!*
Why is that the commissar has a guardsman voice?
+Eduardo Rivera they couldn't/wouldn't rehire the original voice actors
+Fr0st1989 it really bothers me that they didn't go with a sergeant instead. This just sounds so... off.
He got promoted.
he stood next to Stubb.
Because in the presence of Vance Stubbs, he might as well be a guardsman.
I think STUBBS is the only general with a brain in soulstorm
BOREALUUUUUUM
Three Vindicare assassins? A general would be lucky to have one.
2:33 bit of a waste firing at will why not at the enemy
Goddamn it Will! This is the last time you shine your lasgun in my eyes!
Will was one of those 'twelve for cowardice' Guardsmen.
I love how Stubbs asks the Commissar questions, yet won't let him finish his sentences.
Please bring him in Dawn Of War 3
Game would be imbalanced
How about the 412th so we can finally know what the hell is cannon in winter assault!!!
WHAT ?
How could it be imbalanced???
If The spacemarnies have a fucking knight why couldn't the imps have a baneblade?
Heranara That would be nice too.
KoDan cause motherfucking stubbs man hes op thena any general
I heard C.S Goto wrote this, but I find a great lack of multlasers.
this level is a hard one
Out of the Three Imperial Guard Generals Sturnn has the best voice to date.
When the officers are giving you pep-talks, you might want to re-think your career as a morale officer.
Its like the commissar isn't even listening, just saying "In the emperors name sir" When he realizes that he is spoken too
The Imperial Guard are the Good Guys of Soulstorm. You can't refute that after hearing Stubbs dream for the planet.
"towers and spires of gleaming white"
the tau: 👀
I believe Stubbs' speech beats Boreale's by a MASSIVE long shot...
No wonder the Guard conquered the Kaurava System...
In the Emperor's name!
And this is why the guardsmen are the best
It's a wonder Soulstorm had such a great character despite the general poor writing of the campaign. He truely deserves his victory in canon!
The thing is, according to DoW3 (which I have trouble considering canonical), he lost...
and DOW3 is kinda flatlined so therefore it is no longer canon!
@@Archon3960 DoW 3 isn’t canon
@@oliverdacheeto9009 Hold on a second, we had DoW 3 ?
@@oykel4089 Yea. It was bad
100 baneblades? Like that is possible.
TheFreeman Nah, this world builds them. Problem is there's a million worlds and a hundred thousand warzones out there, and these babies are in high demand.
+alexano oneoone Yeah basically handful of worlds can produce them in mass and the Imperium has billions of worlds to defend.
Not fun.
General Stubbs: We shall place our faith in the Emperors Name!
Commissar: In the Emperor's name, sir
General Stubbs: These Claws keep coming loose dammit "fixes claws"
Commissar: In the Emperor's name, sir
General Stubbs: well while this is going on I think I need a bathroom break
Commissar: In the Emperor's name, sir
Stubbs' balls are so strong that he shouts at the Commissar..
Vance MOTHERFUCKING Stubbs.....none more badass than the Emperor himself.
Heresy.
no panic tat the loss of the baneblades not even a pause but instead an instant shift in strategy a true general.
I noticed he sorta hesitated when he said zealots, he knew hed have to fight loyalist space marines and i think that made him slightly scared.
The Baneblade can be further given a pintle mounted weapon and hunter seeker missiles, bringing the total up to 13 (although they only count as 11 weapons).
They are so rare that some companies upgrade a Leman Russ tank, adding lascannons and an extra battle cannon if they are short on Baneblades.
In the storyline, the vast majority are produced in the sacred forges of Mars, with a select few other Forge Worlds granted the right to build it or one of its variants.
oh, it was just 100 baneblades.
"How the hell do you manage to hide a 3 story tank behind a 4 foot bush?!?!?"
Abbaddon: AND WHERE THE HELL DID MY ARMS GO?
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The Baneblade Super Heavy Tank is the primary super-heavy tank of the Imperial Guard, and one of the largest and oldest armored fighting vehicles in Imperial service. The tank is a venerated STC design, with ten people needed to fully crew one. It is also one of the oldest STC in existance.
Massively armed, the standard Baneblade complement includes a
there will always be a beacon of hope in the realm of the Imperium to reform itself into something truly pure and righteous. In short, I shall always be a Loyalist to the Imperium and I don't care what anybody says otherwise. Because of how Stubbs has shown a true example of the Imperium's pure and human soul, I can safely say...... SCREW THE GREATER GOOD!!!!!!! The Imperium shall overcome all that threaten it! Come, come all you xenos foul heretics! Come face the one true might of the universe
Proof of why IG won!
sadlly in dw3 the ork warboss head hunter from winter assult won it all in the end. :| 1d4chan.org/wiki/Vance_Motherfucking_Stubbs
@@TheManofthecross Yeah, we'll pretend Dawn of War 3 never happened.
@@TheManofthecross Nah, never happened mate.
@@fus132 not going to stop them from making it offical in there. and it will be done just to rub it in your faces.
@@TheManofthecross Bad move there.
Aaaaand this why im painting my IG as the 252nd.
Mista Mista- The 252nd does NOT get enough love.
I agree there. Stubbs is pretty much trying to be a true hero for the human race. Despite the fact he is out gunned and no longer having the Space Marines or Sisters of Battle at his back, he stills stands firm and more willing to fight for his cause with his officers leading the army.
Commissar: Unfortunately, sir, a shipment of one hundred Baneblades has just gone out to serve-
Vance Motherf**king Stubbs: How did we lose one hundred Baneblades? It must've taken some sort of tactical geniu-
CREEEEEEEEED!!!
Played as Tau against this guy, seeing this scene got me a goosebumps.
Then I goes like "Don't worry, this city will shine once more under Tau."
Everyone here from 1d4chan.org?
Probably.
El Bandito Yes.
+El Bandito No! Everyone here are becouse of the magnetic field that draws us all here generated by Stubbs massive balls!
+Wyczesany Bóbr That's a Yes then.
No
The sound of the heavy vehicles really adds to this theme :)
"Okay, we have some ideas for new units to put in. Vindicators for Space Marines, Leman Russ Demolishers for IG, Additional daemons for Cha-"
"Woah woah woah... No, Iron Lore, just add flying units."
"Um.... Okay, sure. Should we give let Imperial Guard use Valkyries as units?"
"NO, THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA."
And he beat every single army that attacked. What a badass.
Freddy Rojas- And went on to turn Kaurava, a backwater planet, into the most efficient training centre for badass guardsmen since Cadia. Only Vance Motherfucking Stubbs could pull off such a feat.
Except of Gorgutz's, who apprently won the Kaurava... Thanks DoW3...
and then DoW3 happens and the orks are the official winners somehow.
@@ZeroCanalXI made a reddit post rant about it, with valid points and more to prove the opposite
@@TheManofthecrossI made a reddit post, ranting about it with valid points and more so
Imagine trying to take this stronghold with them still having 100 baneblades there.
If this guy can casually send out 100+ Baneblades at a time, he could devastate Abbadon's armies a hundred times over without even breaking a sweat...
Ah, baneblades, legendary for their toughness, firepower, and ability to disappear en masse.
I really love this intro. All of the other commanders at their strongholds "WE WILL WIN AND KILL IN THE NAEM OF TEH EMPRAH/CHAOS/GREATER GOOD/WAAAGH" Here we see Vance Motherfucking Stubs. He knows what's coming, he knows he can't avoid it, and he knows it's going to be bloody. Sure, somehow he lost 100 baneblades but he's a competent commander with a sincere respect for his soldiers and a proper vision for the future. This is why IG victory is cannon and not BOREALUM.
'DA ORKZ WON !
Yes, I am not kidding. DoW3 made that canon... Zog.
@@Archon3960 That’s not canon.
@@mapleflag6518 Even it it were, it's Warhammer 40k!
_"With Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000, the notion of canon is a fallacy. [...] Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 exist as tens of thousands of overlapping realities in the imaginations of games developers, writers, readers and gamers. None of those interpretations is wrong."_
- Gav Thorpe
@@Archon3960 Noice
Went to defeat him yesterday ith SoB army. It always pains me how he and his men hold the line against all odds.
100 Baneblades is a pretty high number when you think that many regiments consider themselves lucky to have even two or three.
I love how the commissar is just kinda going along with what the General says.
" I would like to see every city on this planet, every colony in this miserable system, turned to the service and industry of the Imperium, in the Emperor's name!"
"Yeah...in the Emperor's name."
"Tell me Commissar, are we prepared, or will we be lambs taken to the slaughter?"
"What? Oh, sorry General. I just kinda zoned out there for a second. I haven't had anything to eat all day. Probably gonna hit up Chick-fil-a."
VANCE MOTHERFUCKIN' STUBBS
it was the only stronghold i lost . Lol i was destroing them i even got rid of baneblade factories, but a leman russ with few guardsmen with plasma guns fucked up me base
Such is the power of Vance MOTHERFUCKING Stubbs.
Notice how even the commissar doesn't dare speak more than a few short lines in the presence of Stubbs.
When the commissariat is afraid of you, everyone should be.
They knew it, too; he's one of the few heroes who doesn't die if his faction loses.
I thought baneblades were extremely rare and just getting 1 would be lucky. Was kaurava really that important that a shipment of 100 baneblades was approved without batting an eyelash?
You had.... 100 baneblades? DO YOU EVEN READ THE LORE!? Do you know how much of a big deal a single baneblade is? This is ridiculous. (they are on par with imperial titans which the mechanicus venerate as god machines)
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If a half competent commander had 100 baneblades to deploy they could storm the emprah damned eye of terror and win, as I said a single baneblade can take on a titan which is a machine built to single handily conquer worlds.
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An emperor class titan is the biggest type (I think, stop me if I'm wrong) but there are plenty of others much weaker. Even against an emperor class, the baneblade can come with titan hunter missiles which could cause a lot of hurt.
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ya, they make some special variants of bane blades specially for titan hunting apparently... lemme see if I can find it... (peers into the Lexicanum) ah got it it's called a 'Doomhammer' "The Doomhammer is a Super Heavy Tank which was created from the necessity for Titan-killing vehicles during the thousand-year-long siege of Ordana." There's like 10 other variants for different purposes.
Well, baneblade variants tend to have names like that apparently, ei Banehammer, banesword, doomhammer, hellhammer, stormblade, shadowsword, stormsword, stormhammer, stormlord.... (all canonical baneblade variants)
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DA TANK AZ ALL DA DAKKA YA GITZ! WAAGGHHH!!!
The first time i ever played soulstorm,i was playing the sisters, but when i got to the imperial guard stronghold,i restarted and switched just so i could experience the Majesty of Vance motherfucking stubbs.
He's a COMMISSAR! They undergo years of training and battles to be as unhappy as possible. It's part of the job requirement.
100 baneblades
The guard ending of Soul Storm is the true ending of Dawn of War Soul Storm. Because it is mentioned in Dawn of War 2 commander Boreal and many others died in the Caruva Campaign
[Edit] I think it's also possible the true ending is the Necrons ending because Cyrus mentions Necrons killed a lot of Blood Ravens in Dawn of War Soulstorm.
Say what you want about the Imperial Guard and their cardboard armor, flashlights, terrible motivation, suicidal tendencies, and flimsy nature.. they're only human.
When you're brought up to fear your shadow, what do you use as a defense against it?
*Your flashlight.*
When you have nothing between you and the light at the end of the tunnel, what do you don as a last resort?
*Your cardboard armor.*
When you're surrounded on all sides by xenos, zealots, heretics and daemons, what do you have left? What keeps you hoping that despite all that's happening or going to happen, somehow, you'll make it back home one day?
*Your faith in the Emperor.*
The Imperial Guard is my favorite faction, not because of their power, skill, or might.
It's their *humanity* that makes them my favorite.
a turret-mounted Mega Battle Cannon with a coaxial Autocannon, three twin-linked Heavy Bolters (one sponson-mounted on either side, and one turret mounted on the front hull slope), two turret mounted Lascannons on either side, directly above the side sponsons, and lastly, a fixed-forward hull-mounted Demolisher cannon. This totals eleven weapon barrels of various sizes and roles, giving full coverage in all arcs.
Much as I absolutely love this cutscene (especially with Stubbs' voice acting), it's still grating to hear 'Enginseers' mispronounced. The Techpriests themselves would certainly take deep offence to it.
How the fuck do you loose 100 Baneblades?!
+Patxiku93 The writer who created this scene didn't exactly understand the sense of scale in the 40K universe.
+Patxiku93 The planet had a manufactorum the size of a continent dating back before the great crusade. Said manufactorum was dedicated to Baneblade production enabling to put out more baneblades in a month than a normal forge world could put out in a century. Over the top? Yes, but this is 40k. It's like anime turned gritty beyond belief.
Jan Suchomel He didn't lose them in battle. The Commissar said "Unfortunately sir, a shipment of 100 baneblades just went out to serve..." before getting cut off. So it's not like he lost them to incompetence. He lost them because they were needed somewhere else.
Jan Suchomel Ah. Fair assesment
C.S Goto
How are the men?
-The Assassin has come unprepared, we will have to do research in order for him to become invisible.
Morale?
- Good at central, poor at the front. Those at the front have just realized that this time they have to destroy every single enemy building in order to win, sir.
Casualties?
- Our army at dow 2
Stubbs for President!
Terrible speech compared to Alexander in the Dark Crusade.
I prefer this one.
It's probably because Alexander gave a cock-hardening speech, while Stubbs just discussed situation with his commissar.
Also, the awful voice acting.
I like to think Kaurava Prime has a Baneblade manufactorum. That’s why they produced and lost the hundreds of Baneblades.
100 Baneblades, seems reasonable, thats about 10 super heavy companies. In a game that is a battle over an entire star system. There have been greater engagements in the 41st millennial with over eight thousand tank COMPANIES and THIRTY FIRE super heavy tank detachments.
And these were merely the ones annihilated during the near total destruction of a renegade Titan Legio.
i love how he talks about the executions then asks straight to baneblade productions