Slavery Would've Only Lasted 3 Summers with Mexicans - D'Lai

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  • @SmilezSM
    @SmilezSM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6833

    I think my favorite Mexican joke was with Andrew Schultz, he was like "Egyptians got the Pyramids people keep saying "oh the aliens helped them build that and all that shit" but Mexico has Pyramids too.... No one questions who built those" 😂😂😂

    • @DavidElendu
      @DavidElendu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Mexican jokes be hitting it

    • @EonSlumber
      @EonSlumber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Pyramids are super tough to build. Lol

    • @tdallas3743
      @tdallas3743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/2TGBG8L3w68/w-d-xo.html

    • @dragonnuma9965
      @dragonnuma9965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Lol oh shit

    • @analyzetheblock1157
      @analyzetheblock1157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmao 😂

  • @heartytworaw6338
    @heartytworaw6338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4148

    Blacks n Mexicans Say The Funniest Race Jokes about Each other😂😂. It’s like Yo Cousin Talkin Shit bout u😂😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️🇲🇽

    • @haysoos7945
      @haysoos7945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Facts bro 😂😂😂

    • @brewcityred7616
      @brewcityred7616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      But I hate how with Black people, it's always "blacks are lazy and don't wanna do nun but the Hispanics are the hardest working" that shit is so old and corny now to keep running with that racist ass myth about our own just for a laugh.

    • @anonymouslakernerd7214
      @anonymouslakernerd7214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@brewcityred7616 I agree. Also think it's corny to put on the fake Mexican accent and do a hat dance for no reason.

    • @HOOPTREEFAMILY
      @HOOPTREEFAMILY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Shiiiiiit we are cousins 😂😂😂

    • @juniorjay3240
      @juniorjay3240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And it’s all love 💪🏾😂

  • @Hugo-Hernandez
    @Hugo-Hernandez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2772

    " Hold on G O D, I gotta built this my self ? Ain't you son a carpenter" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Noah didnt know gods son because jesus came to earth dam near a few thousand years later

    • @rideswithtasha2358
      @rideswithtasha2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jaredlhulum
      @jaredlhulum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@TheBrob1983 Jesus is a part of the godhead, so he existed before the world was created. In fact, he took part in the creation. He became a man thousands of years later. Go read the gospel of John, chapter 1. But anyway, it was just a joke.

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jaredlhulum the gospel of john also written long after noah was gone.man did not know about gods son then.if they did there would be scripture on it in the old testament where noahs story is written.that is also why the people who follow the old testament books and storys(quran and torah has them) do not believe jesus was the son of god,they believe him to be just like the other prophets.the testament tells the life of jesus here on earth and his teachings about the holy trinity the older dudes did not know. The divine birth and his dad giving him that name was not told in the old testament.i get your making jokes but its not factual

    • @Yawsuke
      @Yawsuke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheBrob1983 part of the funny of the joke is that his timing is off Mr. Anal

  • @DG-ox6rp
    @DG-ox6rp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1928

    I'm mexican and you just won a subscriber, we appreciate that others notice our hard work.

    • @crystalmasters8582
      @crystalmasters8582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      💜

    • @robertmenendez1399
      @robertmenendez1399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Hey bro all the best people I've hired for work at my home have been Mexican

    • @tahzibizimungu7677
      @tahzibizimungu7677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you care when they note that the motivation for them is being illegal?

    • @bigstevie1690
      @bigstevie1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think it's a well known fact at this point
      I'm Scottish and would be surprized if there were even any Mexicans in the whole country and I knew that stereotype

    • @artysmotorsports
      @artysmotorsports 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tell him brother...

  • @jaquin103
    @jaquin103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    I'm Mexican I grew up in Charlotte N.C. and black dudes were my mainz..now I'm back in California where my family is from and black/brown relations is actually bad..it sucks because I know for a fact black/brown unity can be a powerful thing

    • @mistercutright
      @mistercutright 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Ayyye thats whats up! Im still in Charlotte...its gentrified than a mug

    • @jaquin103
      @jaquin103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@mistercutright yea..I left back in 2011 and even then I started seeing gentrification with all the walmarts and dollar generals popping up

    • @RyderGroveSt
      @RyderGroveSt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Depends on where you’re at in California. San Diego black and brown relations is great ! Now in Long Beach it’s a different story…

    • @illijah
      @illijah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@RyderGroveSt bay area too. It's really just large pockets of LA.

    • @mariowalker9048
      @mariowalker9048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oh nice. Tons of Mexicans been moving to NC in the past 20 years.

  • @supadigga
    @supadigga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    My grass guy is Mexican! He’s a blessing to me! We have a hard time communicating sometimes but he’s always about the work! Fast, clean, and efficient! Occasionally we talk and laugh briefly about this and that but he’s a genuinely good dude overall!
    Peace and blessings to my hard working Mexican brothers✊🏾🇲🇽

    • @David-Isaac-xxwi
      @David-Isaac-xxwi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Peace and Much Blessings to you and Your family Brother!!!!

    • @ShoeBoxJones_45
      @ShoeBoxJones_45 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And we got so much money. It’s crazy

  • @fc-qr1cy
    @fc-qr1cy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    i love that we as black and brown brothers and sisters are allowed to speak on each other in humor. With out getting upset.

    • @hemispace641
      @hemispace641 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      For the LAUGHTER?
      AMEN!

    • @madamemarmot
      @madamemarmot 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      But the respect and affection are evident. 💝💝

    • @LUribe408
      @LUribe408 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      As a Mexican I approve of this message! Much love

    • @Xnovality
      @Xnovality 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man y’all say that than get the most offended by a joke

    • @smokyquartz5817
      @smokyquartz5817 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's stand up comedy, no one ever gets upset. What?

  • @eponymous_graphics
    @eponymous_graphics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    "We knee'd anutter yob !" that was perfect. This was a great set. Looking forward to more.

  • @lune78
    @lune78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "G.O.D., ain't your son a carpenter?"
    Well he's got a point there.

    • @HonestBum100
      @HonestBum100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hate to bust your bubble, but Jesus wasn't born when the ark was being built... but is a funny joke if you ignore the facts...

    • @paulk5311
      @paulk5311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HonestBum100 neither were their individual races when it was built. that happened after the flood at the tower of babel.
      to me comedy is not funny when it perverts such info.

    • @eliv.o7105
      @eliv.o7105 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paulk5311 …after the Tower of Babel…you must be a comedian…

  • @Snowboarding2020
    @Snowboarding2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Hold up G O D.... That's how I'm going to start my prayer from now on.

    • @thegodblogger3812
      @thegodblogger3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And you will be the only one He listens too. Bet.

  • @sheltonfoye6962
    @sheltonfoye6962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    He’s been doin the same joke for 10 years….works every time

    • @tashajackson7968
      @tashajackson7968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Right and right 😂😂😂

    • @michaelmoran8430
      @michaelmoran8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @geocyo8835
      @geocyo8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mike Epps method of comedy, huh? lol

    • @bigmike3007
      @bigmike3007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sometimes the joke is a joke and someone trying to get the point across

    • @trickynick4989
      @trickynick4989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He definitely needs new jokes

  • @danawhiteisagenius8654
    @danawhiteisagenius8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “Ain’t cho son a carpenter!” That sheeeeit had me dying roflmao

  • @blacksheep970
    @blacksheep970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Aren't your son a carpenter?" - that's pretty good, lol.

  • @TiandreJR2414
    @TiandreJR2414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    I need to see the whole set lol

    • @ucanthandlethetruth6600
      @ucanthandlethetruth6600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🤣 I'm searching his name right now! 🤣✌🏾❤...His channel is @ItsDLai.

    • @KarKingz1
      @KarKingz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man Facts 🤣🤣💀

    • @jamallewis3113
      @jamallewis3113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Right they need to start putting the link to the full sets

    • @IceCreamCornDawg
      @IceCreamCornDawg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      On Gee OH Dee somebody better drop the full set link in the scahhh rip!

    • @abdulazizyalahow3238
      @abdulazizyalahow3238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fact 💯

  • @low2high857
    @low2high857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    “Ain’t yo son a carpenter”
    That had me crying

  • @Myliege7
    @Myliege7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "Ain your son a carpenter"and "we're finished"actually got me lmfao fam how do you FINISH picking cotton

    • @phillipcoleman6422
      @phillipcoleman6422 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmaoooo gotta wait for more crops to grow 😂

    • @SheikDjibuti-t4b
      @SheikDjibuti-t4b หลายเดือนก่อน

      pick cotton, plant lots more fields, next summer pick cotton plant more fields, by the end of third summer you have planted picked more cotton than 400 years of wakandians work. and if you think thats abusrd, wakandians have been in america 400 years before these new immigrants and the wakandians have nothing but nappy hair and bad credit to show for it

  • @karlamadi8637
    @karlamadi8637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “English is hard, I no like” 😂😂😂

  • @dance4life1208
    @dance4life1208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    😭😭😭🤣🤣 I haven’t seen his comedy in a while 🔥🔥 he is hilarious

    • @free4all975
      @free4all975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😍

    • @PhillyTom
      @PhillyTom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The man is very funny. Never heard of him. Great future

  • @willmontgomery79
    @willmontgomery79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Unironically one of the best 3 min in front of the laugh factory logo i have bare to witness. Took a second to start laughin but once i did i never stopped. Would love to see this mans full set

  • @pearlperlitavenegas2023
    @pearlperlitavenegas2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    My white neighbors keep asking me "how can you work outside when its so hot!?" When I was redoing my landscaping, digging trenches,etc in July & August in Dallas🔥 & I would always reply "I'm Mexican" 🤷🏻‍♀️& laugh 😆

    • @paulk5311
      @paulk5311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you should have said you have grown soft but that is the way people did it for thousands of years. they did not use heat or cold as an excuse to get out of work like lazy america does now.
      i know many people who work in those conditions and they are not of a certain color. they are hard workers because of their upbringing.

    • @doncheadle6127
      @doncheadle6127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      August in Dallas ? Don't make me laugh! Come see the indian construction workers in August in Dubai and witness some serious heat!

    • @TomikaKelly
      @TomikaKelly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm not White, but I used to think this too when I would see Mexican roofers in the middle of August in Miami. Clearly I could've never survived slavery. 🥴

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TomikaKelly me neither, I am anemic white and turn red like a lobster in half an hour in Los Angeles' heat during August.

    • @montanaplease
      @montanaplease 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I must have some lazy neighbors.
      My neighbors are up from sun up to sundown busting their ass’s getting stuff done and they’re pretty much all white

  • @thomasharris5151
    @thomasharris5151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Ain’t your son a carpenter…!” 🤣😂🤔😎😅😜⚔️🤣🤔🤣😂

  • @nzioki4468
    @nzioki4468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "We're finished fucker" had me crying

  • @Thiccjimbobway
    @Thiccjimbobway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    as a mexican, mexican jokes are the funniest ones. it makes us feel more included and loved because we already say harsh jokes to our cousins, nieces, and nephews. it's like hearing a family member make a great joke about you

    • @johrathbun
      @johrathbun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      !como americano que vive en mexico, apoyo este mensaje!

    • @TheeJosephSantos
      @TheeJosephSantos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My mom called me maricon in front of our gay cousins and we all laughed.

    • @weekendnomad5038
      @weekendnomad5038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This legit put my brother in a depression. I tell him not to take it serious what they say

    • @lacholo1766
      @lacholo1766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of course
      We don’t have any prejudice
      We progress
      Doing this waking up in the morning and go to work

    • @dangerruss6823
      @dangerruss6823 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Personally me and my cousins call each other spicks 😂😂

  • @Devnaction
    @Devnaction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Nigga said “ain’t yo son a carpenter?” 😂😂

    • @GiftsbyChosen
      @GiftsbyChosen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hollered 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @otnielaponte9283
    @otnielaponte9283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    They ARE the hardest workers! To be honest, I don’t even think they work soo hard for the bread. I truly believe they simply enjoy working HARD AF!

    • @julianrojas4792
      @julianrojas4792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That might be true. Id rather work with my hands than sit in an office. Most of my family and friends r like that also

    • @alephestudios
      @alephestudios หลายเดือนก่อน

      If we don't work we get whiter and we like our browness hahaha

  • @JayvsEverybody
    @JayvsEverybody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This would been have soooo funny on Comic View in the late 90’s

    • @danschumacher5427
      @danschumacher5427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And 2000

    • @brocklastname6682
      @brocklastname6682 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This routine would have been fresh and funny like 30 years ago.

  • @Batman-cq6ee
    @Batman-cq6ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    native “mexicans” (mexico wasn’t a country yet, so they were just native americans) were actually forced into encomienda system by the spanish. there’s not an english translation of that word but it basically just means they were forced into labor. the natives escaped and fought back or were killed by disease and the system failed

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah, that's Netflix special level of discourse...he's funny but more at the Comic View level, no shade just facts.

    • @Catnipfumar
      @Catnipfumar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Another like minded person, people always tell me all your I know at all, or you want a whole novel, it's hard being smart, and it's hard being factual when it comes to actual history, and I say, American history, not just my Native American history or my African American history. All that went down from the year 1492, until now is American history.
      I'm glad that you value learning, and you like to read, because reading is how we get our IQs up. This is what separates us from the other animals, good job, keep up the good work. I'll talk about this all the time, let Google be your friend, every question you may have go after Google learn something. 😁

    • @dznutzonfyre4432
      @dznutzonfyre4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Blah blah blah. We just tryin to laugh

    • @SkeemieTV
      @SkeemieTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@dznutzonfyre4432 as a black man i was just about to say let’s just laugh 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @RedRiverMan
      @RedRiverMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i like it that someone is provoked to deeper level thinking and connecting the funny to the historical, its one of the reasons comics should be able to say what they want-short of threatening with any type of violence to someone I believe. Also, on that line, it is true that natives were enslaved by the thousands and it is never talked about. The new diseases did a number on them, true, but the cruelty and introduction of barabaric European customs also messed up the system because the Native American was not used to all the sudden traumatic change. Africans had been in contact with Europeans and others for centuries before slavery and many came already Catholic or Muslim to America. My people-Africans- lived so long under slavery not just because we didn't revolt-we did, hundreds if not thousands of times both at the slave ports in Africa and in all the Americas with some success in South America. The problem was that we didn't know the land and because we hadn't had ancestors buried there we weren't connected to the land for a long time. Now I believe we are. Natives could fight and then run because their relatives were in the woods or at least they knew the woods, its plants and animals, spiritual technologies, etc. We did not have the same advantages as natives but we were cursed to have immunity to most European diseases and some SOuth Americans because we were from the same latitude and we had traded with whites for so long and had intermarried even in Africa and so we had built a recognition of their diseases and knew how to treat them in ways the native didn't. Fascinating, complex and sad yet hopeful because THE RED MAN AND THE BLACK MAN ARE STILL HERE despite all efforts to the contrary, praise God!

  • @Seinfeldfour
    @Seinfeldfour ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He lost me when he said Mexicans AND blacks are the hardest workers. The former- yes absolutely.

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I'm getting Tommy Davidson vibes 😂😂😂

    • @dvdndsWill
      @dvdndsWill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t tell him that..lol

    • @carllee9479
      @carllee9479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dvdndsWill right?! Haha! His Tommy experience is hilarious!

    • @teedapro4222
      @teedapro4222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His idol became his rival🤦‍♂️

    • @cityguy412
      @cityguy412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/9lls_tvMhUc/w-d-xo.html 😄

    • @trickynick4989
      @trickynick4989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t ever in your life disrespect Tommy like that. He’s actually funny 😂

  • @TheAlchemistDavid
    @TheAlchemistDavid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Clean laugh. 🤣🤣🤣. Love and respect. I’ve roommated with Hispanic people several times and I have mad respect for them. 💪🏾

  • @tinyghostahmi
    @tinyghostahmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    WE NEED A FULL SET!! 😂😂😂

  • @susanmwai5428
    @susanmwai5428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When he started naming the disciples...💀😂

    • @alexchavez3244
      @alexchavez3244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Jesus Christ as well I died

  • @matokaknox971
    @matokaknox971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    We finished fucka! OMG and the little dance at the end killed it!

  • @Mrbillon55
    @Mrbillon55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Yooooooo everyone needs to comment we need the full set!!!!!!
    This was funny as helllllll "we finish fucker" lmfao

  • @Dachaification
    @Dachaification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love when I stumble upon gems like this on TH-cam

  • @Omarxh3
    @Omarxh3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I've never seen a homeless Hispanic ever

    • @jdfodio
      @jdfodio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Because they all live together and don't kick people out to be "independent".

    • @amortranquilo661
      @amortranquilo661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Truth. Familia!

    • @goldenera765
      @goldenera765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Come to San Antonio Tx, they everywhere

    • @Omarxh3
      @Omarxh3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@goldenera765 damn really? that's crazy

    • @lisa196409
      @lisa196409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You got to look around lots and lots of them

  • @dezlc6259
    @dezlc6259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    He did the Puerto Rican accent instead of the Mexican accent.

    • @JoJo-lr9dw
      @JoJo-lr9dw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Yeah only people who grew up on the east coast and puerto ricans would catch that haha

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I caught that too

    • @faithunica1863
      @faithunica1863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Sounded more Dominican to me 🤷‍♀️🤣

    • @devinkk
      @devinkk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah I was like... Dude is salsa dancing and sounding like Scarface talking about Mexicans. 😐

    • @AntiMasonic93
      @AntiMasonic93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, he should have mentioned Mariachi music and danced to it.

  • @kingdompursuit3472
    @kingdompursuit3472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I’m crying literal tears😂😂😂😂😂I need to see the rest

    • @DrMathOfficial
      @DrMathOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...... that's what SHE said 👀😇. Lol

  • @Ethiokarate1
    @Ethiokarate1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Aint yo son a carpenter?"
    Jokes dont even gotta make sense when they this funny 😭😭

  • @Packman33
    @Packman33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Did he really just compare Mexican and black workers lmao

  • @musoangelo
    @musoangelo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like the George Lopez rant on people who accuse Mexican's of being lazy and then accuse them of stealing all our jobs. "Pick one because we can't be both."

  • @swervon617
    @swervon617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You so laysee!!!"
    If I had a dollar every time I heard that from my mom.

  • @rhomayyann4691
    @rhomayyann4691 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm Mexican/Salvadoran, and I grew up in L.A., mainly around Blacks. I love Black people. Especially the women. Black women are amazing.

  • @Hailmaryy28
    @Hailmaryy28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is absolutely pure gold!!

  • @ratedrdaking1
    @ratedrdaking1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Bruhhhhh I'm in tears

  • @birdduckylucky2894
    @birdduckylucky2894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    We're finished 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is the most Mexican thing I've heard in awhile it's like I went on a vacation to Mexico and I just got back.

  • @ZachVanHarrisJR
    @ZachVanHarrisJR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *”standup comedy is hard but when you get in a groove and win the crowd over, it’s nothing like it, nothing beats it” - MELL DUNEY 616*

  • @david-o6g1h
    @david-o6g1h 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is pure gold. Jokes funny af, the pacing, the tone, the delivery...this is comedic perfection.

  • @mikejones-nd6ni
    @mikejones-nd6ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "Mexicans are some of the hardest workers next to blk ppl" 😂😂🤣🤣 That was funny

    • @germanalvizo3192
      @germanalvizo3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dunno bout all that. Ask around people will let ya know what coworkers do what

    • @coldblooded568
      @coldblooded568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Um no it wasn't

    • @ajcastillo999
      @ajcastillo999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Think he got it backwards. But still funny af

    • @godson5877
      @godson5877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ajcastillo999 who do u think built this country. How many Mexicans helped build the White House . Or pentagon. Or us road ways railroads?? None

    • @ajcastillo999
      @ajcastillo999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@godson5877 irishmen did more for this county 😂.. but keep telling yourself different?! Who is the leader in unemployment?! Who is the ones most incarcerated?! Who are the ones that work grueling jobs for shit pay.. rather then begging for change they sale shit!? && still manage to send money back home to another country? Soo “the devil” get the fuck outta here with your oppressed shit.. you ain’t nothing close to a devil.. don’t call yourself something you ain’t

  • @iancuspinera1160
    @iancuspinera1160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    That’s real talk. I’m mexican mexican, born in México, no mexican american. Every person I know that goes to the States it’s because:
    1- They got offered a big job there
    2- They want to work there because of the money
    3- They found a girl/man over there and fell inlove, so they go over there to work lol
    We just wanna get paid goddamnit, nobody wants to be a drug dealer, narco, criminal, etc. Y’all americans need to chill, I’ve talked about this with americans and most of them think we like that narco shit, WE HATE IT. We just wanna work and provide for our family like any other person in the USA. Also, we fucking love everyone, we don’t hate, so y’all can come to México, y’all gonna eat good, party good and live good no cap.

    • @ramonhernandez4101
      @ramonhernandez4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What part of Mexico? 😂 Doesn’t sound like the Mexico I know

    • @ronidave7115
      @ronidave7115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ramonhernandez4101 lol what part are you from?

    • @ramonhernandez4101
      @ramonhernandez4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ronidave7115 south Texas border. Mexico isn’t all beaches and margaritas 😂

    • @azcardinalds2360
      @azcardinalds2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s crazy people be finding love in other countries I can’t even find a relationship in my own town 😂 like my cousins uncle has a gf from Mexico

    • @jamesmartinez2039
      @jamesmartinez2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like a very American thing to say 🤔

  • @shadynumbers8561
    @shadynumbers8561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I’m from West Coast and even I knew that no Mexican ever says papi, that’s some Puerto Rican stuff right there. I like how he said my Latino ppl and continues on to only talk about Mexicans, while doing a Puerto Rican accent , that was funny to me.

    • @enriquechocair7213
      @enriquechocair7213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm from mexico. I get called papi every wednesday at the market. "Un kilo de tomate, papi, algo más?"

    • @shadynumbers8561
      @shadynumbers8561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@enriquechocair7213 he probly likes you!

    • @enriquechocair7213
      @enriquechocair7213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shadynumbers8561 Nah, it is really common here at Mexico City. It is like calling you "rey" or "güero". It's kinda a "chaca" thing.

    • @shadynumbers8561
      @shadynumbers8561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@enriquechocair7213 well we’re not talking about Mexico City, we are talking about the West Coast, no mexican in the states says that.

    • @shadynumbers8561
      @shadynumbers8561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SCREWSTON TEXAS 🤣 bruhh what the!

  • @rowensamuel2979
    @rowensamuel2979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 My 2022 has started... this is good. Appreciate It.

  • @dillygodp8177
    @dillygodp8177 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The best joke was when he said that black people work. Good material! Love the stand up! 😂

  • @housemann7481
    @housemann7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He said Mexicans are the hardest workers next to black people🤣🤣🤣 this guy is funny 🤣🤣🤣 ...hard working black people 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrEd4win
      @MrEd4win 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the fuck you trying to say weirdo??

    • @krazykaye8843
      @krazykaye8843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I knew that I would find a racist and unnecessary comment if I just kept scrolling 🙄 Always an idiot in the bunch!

    • @housemann7481
      @housemann7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@krazykaye8843 wait... what I said was racist, but the bit about Mexicans wasn’t...? 🤣 all I was saying is that “ hard working” isn’t a black stereotype that I ever heard of. Don’t be so sensitive this is the comedy section of you tube, not the SJW section.

    • @militantsloth9765
      @militantsloth9765 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@housemann7481 No his bit was complementing Mexicans and you turned it into something racist...always idiots like you in the bunch .

    • @johnjames2817
      @johnjames2817 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@housemann7481The “lazy” stereotype was created after slavery because they were mad we weren’t working for free. Nobody worked harder than slaves in this country.

  • @ARPorganics
    @ARPorganics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    That was hilarious! Being mexican and black I can relate to everything he said. I like to believe I get my swag when it comes to my shoes and clothing from my black side. As for my hard work I owe that to my mexican side! My mexican grandfather taught me not to be scared to get my hands dirty and take pride in all the work I do from landscaping, construction, mechanic and any other labor job imaginable.

  • @chrisu.6649
    @chrisu.6649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    LMAO. That joke is fucking great.

  • @stefanbarreda-arias6456
    @stefanbarreda-arias6456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When he said bandaaaaaa lol 😂 I lost it lol 😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @koyanc3
    @koyanc3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I actually love how they try to speak English it brings my to tears I be so damn proud ❤

    • @Emoney559
      @Emoney559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me speaky espanesh,and i try englesh ,me happy me make you proud

    • @smokeymcpot69
      @smokeymcpot69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Emoney559 Tommy Liky, Tommy want wingy!

  • @candacelerai
    @candacelerai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Ain’t your son a carpenter?!” HELP 🤣

  • @chefjamesjr
    @chefjamesjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    DLai hits every time

  • @ourtruth216
    @ourtruth216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like how he’s talking about Mexicans using a Cuban accent 🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  • @ovniusa15
    @ovniusa15 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He said next to black people 😂that was truly funny

  • @jupiadem4498
    @jupiadem4498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    how am i just seeing this now,, i'm laughing huge and smiling loud. love love it

  • @BigSeanT
    @BigSeanT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He’s invited to the carne asada funny af 😂

  • @sarkastikb5566
    @sarkastikb5566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    D'Lai is whole legend in comedy people!!!!

  • @captainjoemama
    @captainjoemama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hardest working behind black people was the funniest joke he told.

  • @fubar611
    @fubar611 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The funniest thing he said was that black people are hard-working🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @KLeeMr
    @KLeeMr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Mexicans are some of the hardest workers, next to black people, that this country has ever seen.” Nobody laughed.

  • @DriftmanX
    @DriftmanX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don’t care who you are, that right there, was funny as fXXK

  • @BarbadosNZ
    @BarbadosNZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Very funny @itsdlai 🤣🤣🤣
    We want more of this!

  • @connecticuthomesforsale6899
    @connecticuthomesforsale6899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn laughing so hard I’m late for work😂😂😂😂😂

  • @porkeman9007
    @porkeman9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man just spoke Mexican,baguette and pizza in one sentence

  • @saramartin179
    @saramartin179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Mexicans are dope AF 😂🙌🏽♥️ got mad mad love for y’all

  • @niiniiotg4
    @niiniiotg4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Mexicans, they are hard workers and cool af. Don't see why some Americans have a problem with the most chill hardworking people to come here❤

  • @geraldtswenyane432
    @geraldtswenyane432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man where’s the whole set?this guy is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💦

  • @melvayaredaguilar
    @melvayaredaguilar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn’t find this funny but great! I’m so very happy you’re representing our country and how great it is

  • @Adeus1
    @Adeus1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Pero, pero, pero..." Lol 😂 😂😂😂

  • @dustincurtis8626
    @dustincurtis8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruh😆😆😆"ain't your son a carpenter"

  • @theebiggest
    @theebiggest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "pull that cotton boy!"
    "we're finished phuckerrrrr" 😂😂😂😂

  • @MrDgfresh83
    @MrDgfresh83 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Black people working hard is truly one of the funniest things I've ever heard! Great joke!

    • @woodup333
      @woodup333 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We built the usa dipwop

  • @moneymchaney9896
    @moneymchaney9896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a Mexican I approve of this message.

    • @ruel.e.i.
      @ruel.e.i. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THE WORLD APPROVES OF LATINO MEN🔥THEY BE WORKING🔥

  • @Villalobos63
    @Villalobos63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yooooo I’m dead☠️ he got me with the” hol up G O D I know you supposed to be all knowing” 😂

  • @mikeshaw0901
    @mikeshaw0901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i know this whole set was funny as hell lol

  • @KNESBEY
    @KNESBEY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YO... REAL TALK... HE REMINDS ME OF EDDIE GRIFFIN WITH HIS STYLE AND DELIVERY. EDDIE IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST TO EVER DO IT.

  • @anon2414
    @anon2414 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    0:15 this is the funniest joke out of his entire set. “Next to…who?” 😂😂😂😂

    • @JohnDoe-fm6md
      @JohnDoe-fm6md 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Facts

    • @mhj5108
      @mhj5108 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What was funny?

  • @tonatid.f.1179
    @tonatid.f.1179 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Greetings from Mexico, I loved this beautiful scketch

  • @The_Youtube_Winner
    @The_Youtube_Winner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this was incredible

  • @85MMM
    @85MMM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I started giggling at the title before I even watched I knew it was gonna be 😭

  • @lifeofviea4807
    @lifeofviea4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He worked for those laughs!!

  • @markmason4536
    @markmason4536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    D ‘Lai a fool boy 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @chrislloyd7249
    @chrislloyd7249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That’s some smart comedy right there bro. 👌🏾

  • @slemaster11
    @slemaster11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Hardest workers next to black people” that was the joke lol

  • @onetakesun694
    @onetakesun694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man, he had me crying!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @badazzyoungstr954
    @badazzyoungstr954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was like I’ve heard these jokes before and sure enough he has a stand up where he uses this material. He fn hilarious.

  • @chennachen2796
    @chennachen2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:40 We need another job ! lol

  • @bencarson2257
    @bencarson2257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is comedy gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

  • @Momsolo
    @Momsolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG! I love him...he is so funny and animated 😂😂😂

  • @jerrymorgan1752
    @jerrymorgan1752 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of the funniest truths I’ve heard. Mad respect. 🤘

  • @carolinaboii1
    @carolinaboii1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol if the Brutha read a little more like Eddie griffin. He would know exactly why Mexicans were not slaves in North America.

  • @Oraleproductions23
    @Oraleproductions23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Slavery did last just as long for Mexicans as for blacks.