Hispanic Neighborhood | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
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- You ever wake up on the lawn? But these Mexican neighbors were friendly! They did not have on boots.
Tour Dates: www.alisiddiq.com/
Sat, Apr-20-24 Orlando FL Steinmetz Hall
Fri, Apr-26-24 Augusta GA Miller Theater
Sat, Apr-27-24 Chattanooga TN Walker Theatre
Fri, May-3-24 Portland OR Revolution Hall
Sat, May-4-24 Sacramento CA Crest Theatre
Fri, May-10-24 Louisville KY Bomhard Theater
Sat, May-11-24 Huntsville AL Von Braun Music Center
Fri, May-17-24 Chesterfield MO The Factory
Sat, May-18-24 Cincinnati OH Taft Theatre
Fri, Jun-7-24 Jacksonville FL. Florida Theatre
Sat, Jun-8-24 Tampa FL Tampa Theatre
Fri, Jun-14-24 Greensboro NC Steven Tanger Center
Sat, Jun-15-24 Columbia SC Koger Center for the Arts
Fri, Jun-28-24 Oakland CA Fox Theater
Sat, Jun-29-24 San Diego CA Balboa Theatre
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE. - ตลก
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😂😂😂 she learned how to whisper in a helicopter 😂😂
Brilliant 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hearing is the last sense to go and she did not understand that the brother heard her.
that was hilarious
Jamie Foxx said that back in '96 on his show
Ali is the fucken best 😂 “Neighbor hood watch is on your ass”
I can definitely see an abuelita keeping and eye out 😂
So true 😂I lived in South Texas an hour from Mexico. It’s always someone watching. No lie, I’m black and I started watching the neighbors houses too when they were away. Like for real no break ins for 4 years and just about everyone got a gun too.
You should come down during Charro Days for the Sombrero fest in Brownsville, lot of food, drinks and music. Everybody welcome.
@@rickprime83 I went to college in Brownsville, for a short time.
Your cute btw
Same. South Texas love thy neighbor
@@Iammikeyrivers thank you
As a Mexican, I appreciate you being able to laugh with us, and chill with us. I was cracking up 😄...comedy is about laughing with people, the sooner we laugh together as a country, and not be so delicate and try to be so PC over everything. the sooner we can really be the greatest country in the world... Together we stand, divided we will fall ...
Here, here. I completely agree with you, and I love your message. I'm Trinidadian, and I've said it all along. Keep being positive, and have a wonderful holiday season. 😊❤🎅🏽
I love this 💯🫡
What we need is more mexicans who think like you homie nowadays our ppl by their own families and parents are raised to hate or dont like a certain demographic of mexicans despite us all being the same but I agree with you the sooner we all laugh together and understand our differences we’ll get along way better
@papinacho9283 we need to support each other more rather than be envious of each other. It's a real problem within the mexican culture. There's that saying, "a Mexicans worst enemy is another Mexican." I absolutely hate that and wish it wasn't true.
@@machinegunners3000 you got that right bro hopefully soon we can all get along cuz Mexico has potential to be a global leader but we stop ourselves cuz of bs and greed
Im glad after the Mexican boots incident you had, you still gave us another chance.
Yup. Mexican parties ain't no joke. Food out on 2 tables all night. Kids sleeping on 2 chairs. Uncles passed out on lawn chairs. Grandma watching TV with a Corona, watching a drama or the kids playing, men talking about work at 3 in the morning, women somewhere there's a comfortable bed-even on an airmattress. Cousins all over the bedroom floors with bags of hot chips and candy. Then at around daybreak the damnrooster wakes everyone up and they start cleaning to loud music pissing off the neighbors😊😂🔊🎵🎶
😂😂😂😂 giiiiiirl soooo real
This is what I miss the most!
A la Verga , giving me straight up flash backs haha .
With Selena or Tigres del Norte or even Ramon Ayala music
This is all latino fiestas. From Mexico to Argentina we all act the same 😂
“Where you learn to whisper in a helicopter?” Lmfao!!!
Facts I love Hispanics I was the only black guy in a all Mexican neighborhood store and restaurant owners became friends and neighbors would take my dogs and watch them for me if it happened to rain and I wasn’t home or they got out they would feed them and watch them until I got home I love Hispanics fucking helped me fix my car cut my grass no charge man look say what you want they really are a United people can’t come to my house without them screening you or calling me and asking if I know you
Damn, ngl you’re cute. Living with Mexicans is great but dating one is better 🤪✨😏
Sometimes I'll stay with family friends and she would come and talk to me and be like. Hey, I've noticed this car's been parked across the street for about 2 hours now. I'm not sure if I should call the cops and I'd be like do you want me to ask 'em what they're doing here? She'd be like no, I don't know and so I'd go and ask and the person's like oh sorry, I've just been having a conversation for this whole time and I didn't want to drive...
That’s Mexicans for you brother. We’re always here to lend a hand.
Just remember that not all of us are mexican. I hate when people, mainly non east coast Americans say that stuff. It's like saying Asian and then only talking about Chinese folks 🤦♂️
He thanks for the love to us hispanics, and you're cute
As a Mexican that's not racist lol it's hilarious 😂. Love you Ali much love to you
Its sad tht today we have to even say tht cause ppl of all races and places are just so damn sensitive. I too have found myself in the comments lettting everyone know that I am ... And i was laughing and not offended.
As a Mexican, I’m not offended either. I think when people get offended is when they clump all Latinos/hispanics in one. My husband is black and would get mad at his dad when he would generalize and say that Mexican. My husband would always say how you know they Mexican, did you ask them?
As a Mexican, I agree 😂😂😂😂 i think it’s so funny bc is so real 😂
I'm always watching my neighbor's houses. I'm Mexican. That made me laugh. 😂 I instantly recognized I was that person. 🤣
You’re a good neighbor 😊🇲🇽
@@doracampos2088 🤣🤣🤣
I live next door to a Dominican family. I can confirm this is all true. I was hit by a stray bullet and they started coming out from everywhere trying their best to keep me from bleeding out. They were awesome and now tell everyone that I am family! Shout out to the Hispanic community! #family
As someone who lives in Mexico, I can confirm all of this is true. My neighbors are the reason why I fell in love with the culture. And, yes, every neighborhood has a Carlos, too! 😆
There is a Maria and a Carlos in every Mexican family . Mines has 3 carlos😂😂😂😂
Guau, I feel less Mexican now. Mi familia doesn't have a Carlos. I've lost count of the Maria's though.😄@@MarinaESC-gt9ri
Don't forget your primo,@@MarinaESC-gt9ri , Juan!
"put that down thats not yours" 😂😂😂😂😂 as a fellow houstonian he told no lies, its always somebody home and some shit poppin in the mexican neighborhood...good times to be had
This is hilarious. I have been married to a Mexican man for 10 years and you described everything perfectly. 😂
Poor thing
@@QueerdoLocAsians are bad for the economy
That neighborhood watch shit is real. One time we werent home and our neighbor noticed a car she didnt recognize in our driveway, she went up to the door and knocked on the door all brave and shit and started questioning them. It was my aunt and uncle that were there to fix our bathroom.
Pure facts, partying with mexicans are different, you will end up in your neighbors yard being Mexican lol
He said any Hispanic people.. I'm like 🙋🏽 and my mom is maria! And my abuela would def say that😂.. somebody pleazzze put Ali in a movie 🥰🤣🤣
I’m near Huntsville, Texas! Love Texas Latinos and Latinas… they have hearts of gold. Proud to be their neighbor!
Been on the lawn myself. Mexican party are the best!! You ain't leaving
That house sober or hungry!!😅
Ali siddiq and chappelle are the 2 best comedians i have ever seen live. 2 different styles and both KILLED😂
I agree
It's that Richard Pryor inheritance.
Can’t forget Gastor Almonte! 😁
Luv, Ali Siddiq😂😂😂! His delivery is so natural and unmatched!
❤😂 that is EXACTLY what I was going to say.. I've watched all of his videos!!
It's always somebody's abuela too. They see EVERYTHING. And are the biggest gossips too. You know everybody's business on the block even when you never met some of these people. 😂😂😂😂
If your at a latino party and you didn't see how the drinks were made or WHO made them let your first drink sit for a min 😂😂😂
Same thing with the salsas!. Gotta be careful with those too lol
As the one who usually makes them, that's good advice. I make the kind that don't taste like alcohol. They usually find out when it's too late. 😂
2:24 😆Mexican, grew up in Socal. Never did our house get broken into it. There was always someone home and lights on. With 8 kids and too many backyard dogs, there was always someone running around. We knew when our neighbors were away and when someone new was around. You don't screw around with a Mexican house. Someone did try to steal our beat up car, but one of us ran out and scared him away. 👀 Always watching.
Mannn when I lived in Dallas my neighbor stayed keeping me up to date with things that were going on, and every holiday she'd give me tamales.
I'm Mexican and I don't see no racism in saying that work you have me rolling haha keep it up bro
Racism? Why would it?
That's what I'm saying why would it
Houston texas culture is black&brown 💯✊🏾✊🏿Love it.
Most Hispanics truly understand it takes a community ❤️
LMAO!!! I grow up next the Mexicans as well and boy did they know how to PARTY!!! 😂😂😂❤
To the point ya wanna start slashing tires on a Tuesday night... fuckin settle down Hector, your my ride to work
Oh yeah, you might not know what the party is about lol but you be out there with their asses because they won't let you just walk by.
7 days a week!!! It's going up on any random day 😂😂😂😂
@@kingjellybean9795😂😂😂😂😂😂
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That lady was DYING for a solid 3 minutes, haha. He is not lying about the Hispanic culture, at all. Grew up around several in the Hispanic community. Love yall.
You call it street pharmaceutical rep, I call it urban pharmaceutical distributor
Oooh I like 😏✌️
That's a New one. 😁
Upd
I just call it the plug lol
Living in a Mexican neighborhood in Texas I however am yet to see a dude sprawled out on his lawn lol. Fingers crossed I'll see it soon 😂😂😂
Just to let you know, in case youre ever invited to your neighbors party...., Margaritas are a woman's drink. Mexican men don't go around drinking a lady's Margaritas.
@@davidday2373yea only women can handle how strong they are. Men need the weaker stuff... or they end up spending the night in the grass ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So a drink thats mostly tequila with a squirt of Lime juice is a womans drink? Then i guess im a woman then. @@davidday2373
Sign of a great comic is improvisation. Bro used that moment of them talking to give a bonus laugh. 🔥
I lived in a neighborhood with Mexicans and someone in their home is ALWAYS up😂😂😂 and their alcohol is NOT the same. Same as Jamaican or Dominican alcohol...it's strong‼️
Out here being fkn Mexican 😂😂😂
Massive Respect. Massive Blessings. One Love. Thank you for the laughs Mr.Siddiq.🫶🏽
i always thought it was rude the audience is talking while comedian is on stage. if u want to talk, pick your ass up, an leave the place. nothing u saying is funnier then what he is saying
You could also argue he has a good and familiar rapport with his audience. That being said I agree that talking during his performance is a bit rude
Agreed
The late great Paul Mooney didn't play that
I remember a club he was performing in Washington DC
A person was on the phone having a conversation he heard it and stopped the show and tore the audience member a new butt hole
It's rude and disrespectful
If you want to talk stay the fuck home
Had that happen in the movies where I've told people to shut up
ALWAYS IN WASHINGTON IT'S ALWAYS DISRESPECTFUL.
Yeah people have NO RESPECT ANYMORE, everyone thinks they’re the main character….. wonderful days of social media….. 😂😂😂
Ali is so dam good as a story teller ❤
I appreciate how Ali handled those ladies. He wasnt mean, or try to use that interuption opportunity to disrespect those ladies. He's very smart and understood they were just naturally loud and aint know no better.
He got his point across and a laugh.
Very smooth.
Id definitely pay to see him live just based off how classy he carries himself.
He ain't lying about Spanish neighbors lol I'm Puerto Rican and I had some Cuban neighbors and Brazilian neighbors when I moved into my neighborhood a couple years back. I had one of my friends pulled up and wait for me at my crib while I got out of work and both my neighbors came out questioning who he was and they hit me up to let me know lol I don't know how they got my number either lol but it's good to know I got that type of security
I thought i was watching a bootleg dvd from the 2k era😂, that lady talked all through the show.
Yo....my Mexican neighbors be blasting that reggaetton all hours of the day and night.
I love my Hispanic neighbors 😂
Its Tamales season! You know how good of neighbors you are if they bring you a bag of tamales or not.
As a Hispanic we always love to joke the impposible and party like it’s the end of days lol 😂 so this hit SPOT ON 😂😂😂😂
"Them margaritas got your ass, uh, bruh?" 😂
You are a breathe of fresh air!!! Real comedy! Love your timing and storytelling!! ❤ GBless
I'm hispanic and this is true. We are like that. We look out for one another. You don't even have to ask...we got you lol. Best believe nobody gonna take your stuff💯😂🤣😂
Grew up in south central LA hella mexicans all you hear kn weekends is ay ay ay but i loved it 😂😂
This brother always makes me laugh harder than ever and I hope to get to see his new show in San Antonio. Keep spreading your joy brother
I am here today because a Hispanic family saw a guy breaking into my house. They called multiple times and I didn't answer that thought the person had did something to me. I was sleep and heard nothing. They held the guy down until the police arrived. They thought their were others because of the screeching car and items found outside from 2 other neighbor's home. OMG the food they cooked for parties was unreal and usually they sent us a plate.
When other ethnic groups tell you not to intake more than two of their drinks, Listen ‼️‼️‼️ I'm Jamaican we have a rum called John Crow Batty,,,,, It translates to a vultures ass 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 yep
"Do something with her, your a@##es going to jail"😅😅😅😅
"These Mexican neighbors were friendly. They did not have on BOOTS" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Ali the 👑 of Storytelling Comedy ain’t nobody fucking with him .
The fact that all Latino being called Mexican 😂yeah call them out for talking on the audience 😂
This was a good set, and he ain't lying. Ive definitely experience variations if this theme. The Mexican homies cool af to live around down south.
Ali is the best Mexican I know
It’s the Godamn roosters lol you getting up whether you want to or not
Guy is really involved with his audience on and off stage kudos brother
This is so true! I used to live in the student family housing at my university and sure enough, the Mexican family always let me know when/if the maintenance stopped by. I miss my old neighbors. Also, I’m Mexican, nosy and home most of the time and you better believe I’ll be letting my neighbors know if something looks shady
How you gon' tell somebody IN SPANISH that their asses stink "TOMORROW"?!?🤣🤣🤣
“Where did you learn to whisper, in a helicopter (0:55)?” lol 🤣
I can't wait until January 28th when I get to see you live!! I love the way you tell a story!! I laugh until I'm crying
A Street Pharmaceutical Representative. You need to give resume advice cause this is gold😂😂😂
Lowkey he ain't lying its 4am and it looks like we sleepin but im chillin with my german Shepard waiting for a mothaEffrr. 😂
Al Hamdulillah I love this Brother May Allah continue to reward him and his family Ameen
Love you Ali. I have to go so I can binge watch your specials beginning with DOMINO EFFECT.
"...where you learn to whisper in a Helicopter" WTF LOL OMG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🇲🇽😂😂😂 lolz "my fren" So true. I already knew you were about to end up on that grass when you went to drink with your neighbors.
Mad respect to you ! For making us laugh !
There’s an abuelita looking out the window every second of every day just remember that
Ali is really one da best out there.
I grew up in Houston and Ali isn't lying. We had the Hispanic neighbors that used to watch our house. The lady of the house would come over and make faces at my moms baracho beans. (They weren't right, smh). It was nice of her to teach mama how to do it properly.
Ali would be invited to all my messican family functions💯
This was actually really good!
He said he wanted to be the best storyteller. I can't think of anyone better rn.
gotta love his delivery ❤❤😂
Not a mexican, but as a south American, i relate and dont think is racist at all!!! 🤣😂🤣
The seasoning part is hilarious. I love that
She snitched too fast
Not gonna lie, that was hilarious. Thank you for a good laugh my man.
So true! I told my husband that a Hispanic neighborhood would be so great to live in!
My parents bought two condemned side by side shotgun houses in a Houston barrio in the 80s. Crack houses and cat houses next door and drug dealers on the corner. We lived in one when they were still dirt poor before I hit preschool. My former Mexican nanny married our El Salvadorian family friend, whom my mom started her landscape design company with, and sold the other house for like 10,000 grand. They lived in that tiny house with three generations of family, and my brothers and I later took turns living in the remaining house next door. They watched out for us 24/7 and come over to take care of urgent matters when we weren't there.
Hot damn Ali is goated 😂😂 learned to whisper from a helicopter I’m stealing
"learned how to whisper in a helicopter" 😂😂 Ali im gonna use that 1 .
Where you learn how to Whisper? IN A HELICOPTER 😅😅😅
Ali Sadiq is the realest. He is soooooooooooo funny
Thank you for making me laugh this evening. God bless.
This is really beautiful. If more people would listen to this, we could cure racism in this country. Ali, keep on keeping on, Bro. You are special.
I ❤ Me some Alii comedy 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
she snitched right away 😂
Saw Ali in Austin a couple years ago. The man is funny
Ali is one of the best out there doing it.
Peace and Blessings Brother Siddiq. ❤
Best storyteller in the game right now
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm in tears this was funny af!
“Them margaritas got your ass huh boy?”😂😂😂
Excellent!!
You invited to the carne asada any time Ali. 😂😂 🍻 🇲🇽
Hispanic neighborhood watch good looking out. Back in the day when I live in Austin I loved those frozen margarita at taco cabana !!!
“Where did you learn to whisper? A helicopter?” 😂
😂😂😂 she snitching 😅