Poor Black People Dress Different Than Poor White People - Cody Woods - Standup Comedy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Cody Woods talks about growing up broke in San Francisco/Kansas City. He realized that broke Black people have a different sense of drip in comparison to poor white people.
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“You chose peace why would there be violence?”
I’m in tears 😂😂😂
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literally TEARS
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@@codyjwoods 🥰
thank you cody - i needed a good laugh today 😂😂😂 lizard jerky (go to florida) lol!!!
"I thought we were friends!!"
"No, I'm Eminem, you're Macklemore. They only accept one!" 😭😭😭😭
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That wasn't even a joke, that's gospel truth, you gotta learn that quick
@@lostinsauce4515 yep
@@codyjwoods 😭my Puerto Rican friend looks white and does a similar joke but when we’re around white people he tricks them into thinking he’s white and then blows their mind and speaks like he’s never lived in America
@@codyjwoods That was hella funny man holy shit.
“You chose peace why would there be violence” 😹😹😹😹
Thank you Seta🙏
🤣
@@codyjwoods bro u got me crying my nigga !! Foreal u got next yo comedy doesn’t see color and u not changing yoself to something your not ! Keep it up bro
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that sounds exactly like dave chapelle's white people
I'm impressed at how much he got me to laugh in only 4 minutes while randomly scrolling TH-cam and never hearing of him before. This guy is good
No cap this guy is pretty good, made me tear up from laughing
Right? Same here. He’s a blast. God luck 🙏🏻
Yes I don’t usually laugh out loud even if it’s funny, I’m up here rolling loud as hell
Same lol
1 Million in one month. Incredible. Thanks everyone.
🎉🎉🎉
Yo, Cody, I just wanted to quickly say that your content was brilliant. You were able to talk about your experiences with race and cultural differences without even dropping so much as a glimmer of racism or prejudice in your bit...and you managed to do it fucking hilariously. You found the similarities within the divide and material like this, I feel, will actually bring people together. Incredible observation. Thanks, man. Cheers.
@@joelherbert3377 I think this seems to be the appeal. People seem to be hungry to mend. It’s interesting seeing this cause people are more enthusiastic now than years before. Thanks for watching! I got more on my channel.
We should be thanking you, that was brilliant!
@@jaykay2242 I appreciate it.
Lmfao “if you didn’t want a confrontation why would they proceed?” 😂
When he said that I immediately thought of this white dave Chappelle's character, forgot his name. But it sounded exactly the same
That part had me rolling 🤣
If you didn't want to cops to shoot you just comply. 😂
Watch someone take the bait.
that was a Louis CK moment for me (in the best way). this kid is so good, hope he climbs to the top
Or just ignore them they'll go away. Yeah right. Lol
this is kinda true. poor black families do not want the school to know their situation. not necessary the name brand stuff. that's only certain people.
Yep.
Yep, because then the system be tryna take our kids and lock us up.
@@durellpowell736 nope the government will just give you more money.
Why they will just give you more money.
@@bobbyhempel1513 but why people like you always leave out the trailer park trash and the poor whites that live in the projects too blacks are not the only ones getting government assistance so don't be onesided there are more poor whites than blacks due to population difference 🧐
I would like to see him come up. He is not scared
Yes 😂
He knows that the black rooms are hard... you gotta prove to us that you're really funny
@@esosequees2365 I swear it’s an initiation 😂💯
the shit at the end floored me, hilarious
Twitter would cancel him real quick
Im black, 71 female and you are hilarious, I love your facial jokes, you make fun of everybody. Very well thought out material. Never heard of you before so Ill be looking out for more of you in the future. Good luck to you young man.
It's an absolutely honor Sharon. I have more on my channel.
This is so wholesome both of you
I've never heard of him, but I'm glad he came up on my feed. Dude is hilarious. You can tell his life experiences helped him navigate 2 worlds. Explained both to a 'T'.
Yep. Thanks for the comment
Word. Real shit 💯
This was a certified hood classic.
LMAOOOOOOO! 😂 100%
Dude!!!! This guy used to come thru to mine n my buddies open mics in the Bay Area, waaay back in the day!
Good to see he’s still killin it!!!
"It's supposed to be Air Jordan, not Ground Jordan..." LMFAO
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It's true tho, my ex husband is overweight and I felt bad for his J's😂😂😂😂☕
Really?
He got some well deserved boos for that one ha
@@maxkanoff9682 deserved? That was funny asf, your just soft
That Jordan charge line was the killer
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This guy is funny. It takes a lot for white comedians to actually make me laugh and bring racial jokes without seeming offensive. You can actually tell he’s grown up around black folks.
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Owen Benjamin been doing it for decades
@@SomethinAintRightHere about a decade actually. Owen was a piano guy frat guy act before turning over a new leaf.
Fun story since you’re a Bear, first met Owen with Jimmy Fallon. They were like besties. Oh have times changed.
Maybe you're offended too easily. relax
Derrick G Why do you care what this person finds funny, that’s none of your business
Great material bud, looking forward to seeing lots more of you.
I also grew up as a poor white kid in a trailer, and I almost spit my coffee out laughing lmao 🤣
Omg! This is so true. I have WAY more clothing than I'll ever need because of psychological scars left over from accidentally wearing the same jeans twice in a week in elementary school and getting roasted for it 😭😭😭
Black people 🥴🥴🥴🥴
I have scars, too, but I hate shopping. I have good taste and I want to look good, but I have zero interest in shopping and finding things. I think it’s resistance as a result of that trauma, if that makes any sense.
Saw the title and was skeptical about how this would go. He nailed it.
Thanks for the chance
Hahaha I saw this title and knew it would be gold
Did he say, “Thats why I look like I could cook meth if its gluten free”🤦🏾♀️
indeed I did
@@codyjwoods indeed you did.
@@codyjwoods priceless line. Keep em coming, you have a gift!
@@codyjwoods You talking right to me and my family - how about lunches getting stolen? Uh uh uh.
I swear i hollered lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Spent 300$ on his shoes and now what they sideways and shit!" FUNYY AF.
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That shit hit me STRAIGHT in my chest!! Lmaooo
This one had me on the floor!
This was the funniest line by far. You always see big dudes with wide ass shit shoes cause they be walking sideways and shit.
Yup and cant even tie shoe strings
This is actually so accurate. It be the most broke kids with the most expensive Jordan’s in my school though
I found out later in life that was the case actually. The guy with the dopest stuff used to wear his family's stuff that went to another school. He had Iverson's in different colors to match anything and it was ridiculous.
No values
Not having so save for college lol
Which is why they stay broke
Ghetto rich lol
This guy is funny
We need more of him😂😂
He definitely went to a all black school for real this cannot be just a joke.
many of them. Thanks for watching. sub to my channel for more.
@@codyjwoods I will brah.. your act is hilarious!
"They only accept one. Im taking it." So fucking funny
“Gluten free meth” 😂🤣😂🤣😂
“They only accept one” 🤣
You can tell when a white comedian grew up or hangs around black people. He's funny!
Yep. I was basically raised by a black family while my mom did double shifts. Went to many majority black schools. Then started comedy and ended up in the "urban" comedy circuit. I owe anything I've ever achieved in comedy to black people cause of so many reasons.
@@codyjwoods keep it going bro 💯 your set was hilarious and real 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@codyjwoods you are hilarious 😊
@@codyjwoods aight bro , keep that same energy when you make it
Factual so true
I truly felt that when he said poor black kids still end up looking good for school
Gluten free meth! I died 👌🏾
Thanks Kee 🙏
What does either of those have to do with Kansas?
@@hydrolito the meth part. Have a visit there sometime
@@codyjwoods yo!! Fully making my homegirl watch your stand up. Hilarious 😁👍🏾
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Not the “Ground Jordan’s”😂🤣😅
Thank you
@@codyjwoods no, thank “You” for the laughs, you killed it bro💯
He is definately going places. I love his spin
Jordan's not even dunking, he's taking a charge. Gets me everytime lol
These are not exaggerations but straight up FACTS.
Jordan taking a charge is a nuance that shows he grew up around black people for real. Funny shit my guy💪🏾😂
“They only accept ONE and I’m taking it!” I hollered!! 🤣😂🤣😃🤣
"Jordan's not even dunking now he's taking a charge" Damn😂🔥
I laughed at this way more than I should’ve. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is great
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“They only accept one.. I’m taking it”😂😂💀
You can always tell when the white dude actually grew up in the hood! Love it!!
That shit about "Jordan supposed to be dunking, now he taking a charge!" ...fucking killed it!
The sideways shoes! Hilarious 😂
I needed a good laugh , thank you 😂
One for the algorithm. Man, I was wheezing. "You chose peace why would there be violence?"
I was that broke white kid that went to Martin Luther King middle school in San Bernardino I can definitely relate to this funny but true ass skit
Great comedy. 😁
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"I'm Eminem, you're Macklemore" 😂
He killed that shit. Hilarious 😆 I’m not offended at all that was straight FACTS 🤣
I rarely audibly laugh when watching clips of stand up comedians, but I this had me laughing so loud I almost woke up my kids.
"They only accept 1"...Facts
Dude is funny, hope he gets a deal! Funniest line, tell them you don’t want to fight 😂😂
“Just say ya don’t wanna fight.”
Wow mom!! Thanks. Let me write that one down 📝
Would love to see this guy on Netflix. He's definitely not lying, only 1 is accepted...lol and that Jordan reference had me dead!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Laughed so hard. Especially the Eminem and Macklemore bit. You're a natural bro!
You choose peace why would there be violence?😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
As a black kid with a valley girl mom who put me in a HOOD school out of the blue in middle school I related to that too much!!
Just shows the truth is the truth. Thanks for watching.
Give this man a special
“Jordan’s not even dunking now he’s taking a charge.” 😭
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He said: you chose peace why would there be violence...😂😂😂😂😂
This was good. He said, “stop doing that or were not gonna go to the...come here let me punch you in the face.” Lmaooo
Thanks for watching buddy
I watch so many comedians but ur honestly the only one I can relate to. “If u don’t wanna fight just say that” that’s 100% something any white mom would say 😂😂😂
A middle aged Facebook mom with especially
My ma never once said that. She always told me sometimes you don't have a choice but had to stand up for myself, my friends, and those that couldn't.
Nope, not true.
I’m just got glad no one got offended and we could all laugh about social and cultural behavioral differences
He said nothing offensive. He knew what he was talking about because he lived it. He wasn't speaking about what he perceived black people to be. Big difference.
Most of the comments are positive, and the audience was laughing at most of his jokes.
I doubt most people were thinking about being offended until you said it...
They booed at one point
@@stanco341 that was a fat kid joke though
😂😂😂 fire comedy bro. Nice one
“You chose peace, why would there be violence” 🤣🤣🤣
They only except one.. im takin it 🤣🤣 he is hilarious!
"Jordan's not even dunking hes taking a charge" 😂😂😂
“I’m Eminem. You’re Macklemore.” 🤣
He's epic! Loved the raw jokes ❤️😂🤣😭
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Wow. Things brings back memories of growing poor in the mountains of tenn in the 70s lol...especially not having enough clothes for every day of the week.
I came from a poor family.
Raised by a single parent mom who couldn't afford to dress and feed us, not able to do both. I took a part time job after school as a dish washer, full-time during summer recess. I took the burden off my mother and took personal responsibility for clothing myself. I bought my own threads , 45 rpms , my own Hi-Fi record player , the size of a coffin, my own comic books, my own school supplies, my own microscope , which inner-city schools and their poor funding, couldn't afford, bought my own art supplies , paid my own way to the movies and bought my own ticket to see James Brown , and occasionally ,treated my friends. and bought any other luxuries that constituted my teenage growth amd personality. I supported my own personal needs from age fifteen to graduation.I f you're a self sustaining teenaged capitalist you can spend your money on anything you want and can afford. If I did decide to buy expensive sneekers it was with money I earned from MY own labors. Yeah, I was a spoiled child, only through my own efforts.
Thank you. Except it was my dad taking care of me. I was the same way growing up.
And you go anywhere to tell anyone that story. 🙄 Christ. Cant imagine how exponentially longer this story would be if someone, anyone had asked.
@@slimlouis6441 you must’ve been a spoiled brat growing up...
:) Sparks of brilliance with this one! I give him another year before his Netflix special!
They only accept one, I'm taking it!!! Lolol hilarious 😂
He's gonna have a very successful career. He's really funny 🤣😅🤣
"They only accept one I'm taking it" 😂🤣
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Great stand up. You are truly hilarious. Thank you for posting this video.
He's right .. My mom used to beat me & my brothers w/the stew spoon or a belt. In my 20's I moved in w/a black fam and the mom there would whoop my ass too if I talked outta line or paid my rent late! I'm not mad .. Taught me respect. Kids 2day need more of that I think! 🤔
It was the stew spoon for me too. Thanks for watching. subscribe to my TH-cam for more. instagram @codyjwoods
@@codyjwoods there was 2 white girls in my ghetto neighborhood, jennifer and Mary. Jennifer used to come over before the bus and walked in and saw my mom getting dressed for work, and my mom was a nice size woman at the time. Mary had all the boys in school. So chill.
@@codyjwoods oh subbed easily! See you at the cookout, fam!
My mom used to use the wooden spoon. Very ineffective. My stepfather would make me get his belt then make me wait in my room for him to come up and give me my whupping. Much more effective.
You were living with a black family in your 20s and taking a beating? I dont know whether to laugh or cry.
It's the same socks for me!! 2:27 to 2:34 😂🤣😂🤣
Here is how you get out of a fight: start removing your clothes until you are naked. I did that once to get out of a fight with someone I liked and didn't want to fight. He confused my humor with annoyance. So, when I got out there I kept making excuses about not getting blood on my clothes 'cause my Mother bought it for me, or I had a date later, etc., and it worked. He thought me crazy and walked away. We became good friends after that.
“They only accept one, I’m taking it”😂😂😂
Dude was really funny as a white kid who wish he grew up in a trailer park but grew up in South Baton Rouge instead I can relate to everything he just said. #Life..Live..then let live
I shed legit tears when he said jordan wasn't even dunking he was taking a charge LMAO
"Yeeww Same Sock Havin' A@@ BeyOootch..." 😂😂😫🤦🏽♀️
This man is on point. I enjoy his comedy.
“Jordan’s not even dunking anymore, he’s taking a charge” 😂😂😂
He is not lyin about wearing the same thing multiple times 🤣🤣
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"I'm eminem, you're maclemore." 😂
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Very underrated comedian
Smart as a whip, and goddamn he savaged everyone. ESPECIALLY himself.
I'm late and never post, but this dude is fucking hilarious!
THIS WAS A 🔥 SET .
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@@codyjwoods done ✅.
He did great
Just the title alone was hilarious!
This dude funny af
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Thst whole bit was fantastic 😂
“Fat kid on Jordan’s, waste of money” hahahah funny!
Glad you liked it. They were always stretched and sideways especially back then cause it was cool to wear them untied and loose. Got more on my channel if you're interested: th-cam.com/video/gx9wLm2XOpo/w-d-xo.html
My dude said air Jordan’s not ground Jordan’s 😭
had me rollin
That was 100% facts.
I was a white kid that lived in a trailer and went to a nearly all-black school. I understood all of this real quick, and it was very infuriating as well as scary, to have the adults that were in control of everyone's' lives be so clueless.
In school, when somebody wants to fight you, you are now going to get fought AND punished no matter what you do, and oftentimes in some of these really messed up schools, the people going around starting fights with everyone aren't even getting punished and that's the reason they're able to act that way every day. When a group of people are about to attack you, and everyone is watching, the teacher's advice is not going to work. The adults all tell you to basically act like a wimp, say you don't want to fight, and run to a teacher for help. But what they're not considering is that you have to survive for 7-8 hours a day in that building with these same people for years. Snitch on them today and they will find you again. If they get expelled, their friends will find you and it will be even worse. And other people watching will want to attack you too, because you made yourself "look like a bitch". When people are bullying and attacking you, especially physically, you have to stand up for yourself, it's the only way to survive, and schools need to ALLOW you to stand up for yourself. For me, getting constantly reprimanded for defending myself was way more traumatizing to me than the people that would gang up on me and slam my head into concrete. Fights I could handle, physical pain I could handle, but feeling like I had no choice but to be a victim, getting punished just for hitting back, made me feel like the whole world was against me, because my whole world was.
And his joke about hitting his friend to rise up the food chain is realer than it sounds. A lot of the kids that started fights with me were actually other white kids that acted like they were my friends and then attacked me in front of everyone, so they wouldn't get bullied, because they were bullies. I even said some mean things to kids a couple of times in elementary school to try and climb up that food chain, but I didn't like how it felt and I regretted it, I felt like I should have been defending them instead, but I was a kid under pressure that wasn't thinking straight, and I made a mistake.
These schools are toxic. Adults are running these schools like they don't remember what it was like to be in them. They aren't, won't, and can't, protect kids from every negative experience. So they need to let them protect themselves when no one else will. Otherwise they are forcing them to spend their formative years as victims.
Very well said! I'm in total agreement with you.
No blacks will comment under this thread.
@@WCCXtray’all think letting fat kids get picked on is okay and that is punishing them for nutrition and bodies they can’t control. And you’re adults. ...okay
Word public school is mad max beyond thunderdome and the bad schools are worse than prison
One thing that came in handy- was being able to "play the dozens" & "pan on someone"!😅😂😊
You have to hit kids when you're on a budget 😆😆
Yep. Can't take their Xbox if they never had one.
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@@codyjwoods Yes. The classic “black under the eye trick”. Rub a little eye shadow on the kid so they get catch a few haymakers at school. Brings me back
That had me goneeeeeeeeeeee lmaoo
@@uncleiroh4650 that's mean. 😳