@@MegaSheen15 she basically translated what she said and then she went on to say please don't smoke because it's "grosso" and dangerous, employees must wash their hands okay, or careful..be VERY careful because tongue tacos, SOBS and apples!!"....that's what said.
Wow sushi and tacos. Anime and novelas. Baseball and soccer. Karate and Boxing. Great video games and great music... and so on. You got a nice mix of very rich cultures. Lucky
As a Mexican myself, she's right 😂 I was raised by my mom, dad, two grandmas, five aunts, seven uncles, twelve cousins, it was like my very own daycare. 🤣
Bro, my baby cousin is being taken care of by his parents, my parents, our grandparents, his grandparents on his mom's side, me, my little brother AND my little sister 😂 Viva Mexico (tres veses)!
Dungeon Mama You are so lucky! I always wanted a big beautiful family, who loved to travel together, make delicious dinners together, big birthday parties, holidays are amazing, and Spanish is such a beautiful language. 😍
So sweet to hear you speak fondly of your mother in law. Mine taught me to treat my daughter in laws like my own bcuz someday they'd have my grandbabies❣️
She said in her next life she wants to be Mexican, she in her current life she's Mexican already. She's always pregnant whenever I see her and she got that Spanish as well. Haha
me, chicana: oh no here we go another Mexican joke “do you know who takes care of the baby? the other baby” OKAY SHE GETS IT. also pls take your weird mexican gate keeping to a minimum bc y’all are exhausting and doing too much
I guess at first i didnt get the joke, and i was thinkin this chick really has it fucked up, till i read ur response and i thought about the times my tia who was watching me had the neighbors kids watch me... and i thought, nah shes right...plus the one time all my tias decided to be stylist and fucked my hair up lol fun times
Chicano =/= Mexican My first death body i saw it hanging near the boulevard 2000 in Tijuana when I was kid. Mexican americans dont know what is like to live in Mexico.
When you grow up in north w. majority white suburbs Ohio. But was born in FL. & Went back all the time on vacations. & Your uncle worked at Disney. School: ok kids, Spanish is the most spoken language. My bubble: but I've known an entire two Spanish folks my entire life... They go to my school. They're bro & sis. Although I think they were mixed w/ Asian. Disney: blah, blah, blah. Some words that look like English ( I don't remember the term) , Spanish everywhere. My kid head: welp, guess that confirms it.clearly Spanish indeed is the second most spoken language :/. IDK where the hell I got this from but ,"... Then I saw them all pile up in a vehicle like a a can of packed sardines."...
My husband is Mexican and everything she said is true. Family and fun are the top priorities! We have a family party to go to/host basically every weekend. And we don’t have babysitters, we take our kids everywhere and the whole family pitches in taking care of the kids. When we first started dating I thought it was rude that people would just show up at our house all the time, but now I love it. I’m never lonely and I always have help❤️
I always though the reason I never got hired as a nanny was because people thought it was creepy for a 25yo man to watch children that wasn't his own, now I know the REAL Reason lol.
Her Spanish was very nice to hear. I'm a U.S. born and raised Mexican-American (Proud Chicano.Woo!🇺🇸🇲🇽) who is also fluent in English and Spanish. I gotta say that Ali's Spanish is pretty darn good for a non-native speaker.👍🏼 She made a couple of mistakes when speaking, but anyone who speaks Spanish knows exactly what she said. I laughed my ASS off when she yelled "Taco de Lengua, Hijo de Puta MANZANA!!!!!!!!!" And when she sang Selena, I DIED! Passed away, went to heaven. 😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love Selena! 🙌🏼 YAS queen! 👍🏼👏🏼👑 Ali Wong is Mexican at heart, def an honorary Mexican! 😃 🇲🇽♥️
🇲🇽Her Spanish is horrible! She makes so many linguistic errors! Not only does she make terrible grammatical and pronunciation errors, she appears not to know that *El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles* was founded by Mexicans!
I’m Mexican and I thought it was very hilarious when she said the babies born into a daycare. 😂😂👌🏾 That’s true sometimes we let our ten year old kid take care of the baby while we run an errand.
80sriceman - Exactly. Important point bc actually, I lived in that area years ago and it seemed it was mostly Central Americans who lived in the area... so saying it was all Mexicans is incorrect.
@@Becky_Cal Well, in all fairness to her, Latinos generally describe slanted eye people as "Chinos" (Chinese), so I guess to everyone else, stereotypical brown people are all "Mexicans". 😆
As a resident of said neighborhood, she speaks truth!🤣 But it's a thin line between love and hate because they had a secret love-child called the bulgogi taco!🥰😍
Bounce house! I used to be like why is there always a bouncy house? Birthdays, babyshowers, graduations, all of them. And now that there's a child in my life, I get it. Lmao it is a nanny!
I remember my husbands face when i was laughing at this part of the special and he was like what the heck are you watching!? All mortified...it made watching this more worth it lmbo!
I'm Indian, the jokes were from a completely different part of the world but I enjoyed it thoroughly 😄 First time felt comedy is like music - boundaries don't matter, spirit does!👍
oh, shit. that was funny. and good catch on NOT bringing in a cute 25 year old nanny into the house. I also liked the jack nicholson impersonation. spot on.
As someone who only studied Spanish throughout college, I have no authority on whether she can be Mexican. But I can tell you her Spanish was very solid lol
I can relate to the nanny joke. My nanny was 25 years old, and she and my dad did the dirty behind my mom's back. My parents are now divorced...after 2 years of marriage. I did love the nanny before I was old enough to understand anything. Now that I am an adult, I just laugh at the hypocrisy of it all.
I love how her voice is either soft and soultry or high pitched screaming 😂
Are you Mexican please
Altaf khan I’m not, I’m Puerto Rican
@@CRISTI2503 ohh ok thank you 'I'm from Pakistan 🇵🇰
Love that too 😂
@@marias7599 😅
After hearing her Spanish, as a Mexican I proudly grant her the title of, "Honorary Mexican."
What was she saying?
Matt yeah Matt...help the nonSpanish out?
@@MegaSheen15 she basically translated what she said and then she went on to say please don't smoke because it's "grosso" and dangerous, employees must wash their hands okay, or careful..be VERY careful because tongue tacos, SOBS and apples!!"....that's what said.
Siganla los buenos!
Hahahahaha!!! Yasss
Me, a Japanese-Mexican: Best of both worlds babeyyyyyyyyy
Which food is better?
@@daltexmex its like comparing apples and oranges. They’re both extremely delicious for very different reasons.
Thats a nice mix to have
Seriously...best food and cutest babes! So when are we running off to Vegas and getting hitched? Haha
Wow sushi and tacos. Anime and novelas. Baseball and soccer. Karate and Boxing. Great video games and great music... and so on. You got a nice mix of very rich cultures. Lucky
"And their weapons are, loud music vs. frowning" LOL lowkey true
Never in my years would I have thought I'd see an Asian woman speaking Spanish while pregnant at a comedy show.
I have seen a lot of asian hispanic but not in comedy, mostly koreans latinos ( majority from Argentina) and peruvian from Japanese ancestry
Crazy times!!
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And there are actually more of them much much more living there lives in salsa.
I will only hire young teacher to be men from now on as a nanny.
As a Mexican myself, she's right 😂
I was raised by my mom, dad, two grandmas, five aunts, seven uncles, twelve cousins, it was like my very own daycare. 🤣
So much love, you are "love-spoiled" hahaha
Automatic friends
Bro, my baby cousin is being taken care of by his parents, my parents, our grandparents, his grandparents on his mom's side, me, my little brother AND my little sister 😂
Viva Mexico (tres veses)!
With good food and funny commentary 🤣 😂 😄
And the pet pit bull or chihuahua included as well 😂😂
ali wong is one of the few comics who can flawlessly execute a race joke without being grossly offensive and also being actually funny
She is not funny... and yes, it was offensive. You are not entitled to decide what offends me, just shut up.
José A.R. Avelino i mean thats ur opinion i guess lmao??
@@josea.r.avelino181 Nah, it was ok funny, and not really offensive.
@@GoInGcRz I mean that's your opinion I guess.
@@josea.r.avelino181 A more valid one at that, but yes thank you for pointing that out 🤣
She’s like Bonnie from Family Guy, “You been pregnant for like six years, either have the thing or don’t!” Lmfaoo
Lmao
Yooooo LOL
She had the baby in 2017
She’s the new Bonnie from Family Guy 💕
Lol
I heard my coworker say “quarentena” and I thought it was a party for when a Mexican lady turns 40.
Thanks, you made me chuckle
I mean, it should be, but sadly it aint
It is now!
Mensa lol 😆
U R A Comedian!!! That was great!
I married into a mexican family. It's amazing. My son was the first grandchild, so my lovely mother in law is ALWAYS doting on him. Lovely family
Dungeon Mama You are so lucky! I always wanted a big beautiful family, who loved to travel together, make delicious dinners together, big birthday parties, holidays are amazing, and Spanish is such a beautiful language. 😍
@@dogmommy5432 find a mexican boy you wont regret it
notebook1709 maybe the ones you’ve been in relationships with, but no. That’s just inaccurate lol take that elsewhere
So sweet to hear you speak fondly of your mother in law. Mine taught me to treat my daughter in laws like my own bcuz someday they'd have my grandbabies❣️
notebook1709 that’s like every guy lol
She said in her next life she wants to be Mexican, she in her current life she's Mexican already. She's always pregnant whenever I see her and she got that Spanish as well. Haha
oh damn. #spicy
She's tryin hard lol
Haha shes mexicana at heart
🤣🤣😂 These comments
Rotfl
me, chicana: oh no here we go another Mexican joke
“do you know who takes care of the baby? the other baby” OKAY SHE GETS IT.
also pls take your weird mexican gate keeping to a minimum bc y’all are exhausting and doing too much
Omg fr lol
Omg true, even as a kid I was told to keep an eye on my younger primitos
I guess at first i didnt get the joke, and i was thinkin this chick really has it fucked up, till i read ur response and i thought about the times my tia who was watching me had the neighbors kids watch me... and i thought, nah shes right...plus the one time all my tias decided to be stylist and fucked my hair up lol fun times
Chicano =/= Mexican
My first death body i saw it hanging near the boulevard 2000 in Tijuana when I was kid. Mexican americans dont know what is like to live in Mexico.
@@ericktellez7632 a lot of americans like to say "oh i'm ___" but its just where their parents/grandparents/greatgrandparents are from.
The way she said “not ugly” made me choke on my sprite😂
Thank you for your service 😭
Esprite
Had me at esplash mountain.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha fr
Yeeeaaaap.
When you grow up in north w. majority white suburbs Ohio. But was born in FL. & Went back all the time on vacations. & Your uncle worked at Disney. School: ok kids, Spanish is the most spoken language. My bubble: but I've known an entire two Spanish folks my entire life... They go to my school. They're bro & sis. Although I think they were mixed w/ Asian. Disney: blah, blah, blah. Some words that look like English ( I don't remember the term) , Spanish everywhere. My kid head: welp, guess that confirms it.clearly Spanish indeed is the second most spoken language :/.
IDK where the hell I got this from but ,"... Then I saw them all pile up in a vehicle like a a can of packed sardines."...
🤣😆
My husband is Mexican and everything she said is true. Family and fun are the top priorities! We have a family party to go to/host basically every weekend. And we don’t have babysitters, we take our kids everywhere and the whole family pitches in taking care of the kids. When we first started dating I thought it was rude that people would just show up at our house all the time, but now I love it. I’m never lonely and I always have help❤️
Lol 😆 you won life 👏
"I'll will never accept anything younger than 62 years old" she has a great point there👍🏻
I was thinking why the extra 2? Like 60 or even 50 ish aint that bad either, no?🤣
@@SSBMA1994 idk, asian 50's can be pretty hot maybe LLOLLLLLLLLL
@@sunshine3914 for real? Wow...men are weird.
@@sunshine3914 Nice :)
@SSBMA1994 Freakin’ hormones don’t give out till somewhere over 50.
the accuracy in “Esplash”
It's accurate with Iranians too... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Esquirt, the mexicans favorite grapefruit soda.
@@noorykorky5056 Yo, ssaaaaame!
i always joke with the housekeeper about her accent. i'll be like "landa, dige coke & sprite" she says "cok en esprai"
PUERTO RICANS: “Nueva Yorrrk.”
ALSO PUERTO RICANS: “New Yerzee.”
I always though the reason I never got hired as a nanny was because people thought it was creepy for a 25yo man to watch children that wasn't his own, now I know the REAL Reason lol.
I got hired as a hot young nanny several times in my 20s lol no i never got my butthole munched at work
you really wanted to get your buthole eaten out
I'm hispanic and I cant speak a lick of spanish. This woman put me to shame lol hilarious.
"lick of Spanish" I see what you did there. 🤣
Erik L wow......
Go down to Mexico for a couple of months. Their food and tequila is cheap.
Same but to be fair my family didn't want me knowing whats going on
Same 😥😥😥 I'm not the only one!!!!!
wasn’t ready for her spanish to be so spot in damn
You must not speak it well either if you think that is Spanish
I mean, she messes up a few times but she speaks it better than my actually Mexican cousins raised in the US🤣
efren chavez I meant her inflection and how she pronounced the soft d’s and rolling the r’s lmfao. she actually tried. nice high horse btw.
No that was awful Spanish, senorita Leal
It wasn't perfect, but she did better than I expected.
She is invited to the carne asada and every quinceañera and first comunion that we throw. Honorary Mexican for sure.
25-year old man,
Not Ugly
Great with my daughter
Says 'Yes' in every chore with a positive attitude.
This LIST here is THE TURN-ON LIST.
The Principled Hypocrite B where can I sign up to be on list lol
so you got the list, but have you got the tongue skills? #theshining
Marriage Grenade!!
Sounds like some crazy fetish video.But the turn on is something that is NOT kinky. 😛
Sounds just like me, i dont get whats so special tho?
Her Spanish is incredible and I love how she characterizes us Mexicans. She is not mean just funny as hell!
She had me dying in tears...especially when she said " everyday would be an All day Nanny butthole Buffet!" LOL 😂🤣😆
lol they invented tequila, popcorn & bubblegum! Who wouldn't want to be Mexican!
Good stuff!
@LOCAL COPING Yeah their economy is crappy but leaving their country doesnt mean they're giving up on their identity lol.
And Elote’ 🌽
LOCAL COPING
America got Trump.
Sooooo.......
I wouldn't want to
Her Spanish is incredible! That’s right, Mexicans rock!
Actually it’s pretty bad, Esteban
English has no gender and many Americans can't even speak correctly.
@@jjmanzano9 honestly it was pretty alright, ive seen other americans with their non existent accent say words so wrong lol
@@jjmanzano9 Nah, compared to a lot of people she’s great.
Her Spanish was very nice to hear. I'm a U.S. born and raised Mexican-American (Proud Chicano.Woo!🇺🇸🇲🇽)
who is also fluent in English and Spanish. I gotta say that Ali's Spanish is pretty darn good for a non-native speaker.👍🏼
She made a couple of mistakes when speaking, but anyone who speaks Spanish knows exactly what she said.
I laughed my ASS off when she yelled "Taco de Lengua, Hijo de Puta MANZANA!!!!!!!!!" And when she sang Selena, I DIED! Passed away, went to heaven. 😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Selena! 🙌🏼
YAS queen! 👍🏼👏🏼👑
Ali Wong is Mexican at heart, def an honorary Mexican! 😃 🇲🇽♥️
Couldn't have said it better!😁
@@jencorona92 Why thank u!😊
@@seanluzdeluna8153 😉
Pardon my ignorance but, what is Chicano?
ALI Wong is that friend who you CANNOT have on speaker phone!😄😄
Her Spanish is very...."Spanish".😄
🇲🇽Her Spanish is horrible! She makes so many linguistic errors! Not only does she make terrible grammatical and pronunciation errors, she appears not to know that *El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles* was founded by Mexicans!
Dude she's asian. Give her a break. Lemme ask you. If she spoke to you, would you understand her meaning?
@@my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch4281 Some of it.
@@my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch4281 Furthermore, she's ignorant. What language did she think the "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN" were speaking!
@@MsJanetWood nobody cares, I got the point of her joke!
"Like Jack Nicholson in The Shining"
I freaking lost it
“It’s grosso y peligroso” I died
She said who’s idea was it to bring a new roommate into the world 🌍 I fell out 🤦🏽♀️ 😭😂😭😂😭😂
She gets the mexican pass in this and each and every life after, she killed it!! 🤣
I’m Mexican and I thought it was very hilarious when she said the babies born into a daycare. 😂😂👌🏾
That’s true sometimes we let our ten year old kid take care of the baby while we run an errand.
Which is not cool tbh 🥴
@@marias7599 eh it's debatable
COVID- 19
What she says is true. Not right. But true
@@marias7599 no it's alright, it's just for an errand, you're not asking the child to babysit on a daily basis.
@@marias7599 trust maria they can do it. Very easily.
Shes spot on, Pico and Crenshaw: Korea meets Mexico and Central America, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras etc
80sriceman - Exactly. Important point bc actually, I lived in that area years ago and it seemed it was mostly Central Americans who lived in the area... so saying it was all Mexicans is incorrect.
It’s not that deep just a joke
@@Becky_Cal Well, in all fairness to her, Latinos generally describe slanted eye people as "Chinos" (Chinese), so I guess to everyone else, stereotypical brown people are all "Mexicans". 😆
Yeah, it’s a real shithole!
Russell Nathan Gwinn yeah just like certain parts of the south and any other part in the country , you know exactly what you’re trying to say 🤣
The Latino Federation selects Ali Wong .
@Maria Emolo take the joke bro
lol YES!
Second round draft pick, right after they chose Elian Gonzales…..
“Congratulations to all the races, and Kanichiwa Bitches.”
The Middle Eastern Confederation offers Ali Wong a counter offer of membership.
Her signing the start of Selena’s song! 😂😂💀. And she said “Buuh-fett.” Hahaha
grosso y peligroso
I'm stealing that
What's the meaning of it?
Arya Asylum Gross and Dangerous
@@taviosammy100 thank you!
i feel like its a rhyme only a bilingual person could make, even tho it’s entirely spanish
grosso is like Spanglish for gross. should be asqueroso
The way she walks while speaking makes the joke even funnier lol i love it. Delivery is spot on!
I wasn’t ready for the butt joke 😩😂😂
With her...always be ready..
All day butthole buffet!
When she sings Selena 😂
As a resident of said neighborhood, she speaks truth!🤣 But it's a thin line between love and hate because they had a secret love-child called the bulgogi taco!🥰😍
Sounds delicious!!!
That must be bomb! Sounds so good!
Ali Wong is pregnant for so long that she might give birth to a parallel universe.
She had the baby 3 years ago
Are you twinkle khanna?
"E-splash mountain", so true!! I died 😂😂😂. 5 mins was too short.
She caused me to experience emotions I've never felt before. I didn't know I could grimace in disgust and laugh throughout.
When she brought up Jack Nicholson in The Shining... I don't think I've ever screamed so loud in my life 💀
ESPLASH MOUNTAIN 😂
“E-SPLASH MOUNTAIN”
Lmfaooooo
My mom, gentlethems
I love her man! I lost it when she started singing Selena! 🤣💃🏽
Esplash Mountain... lol
"And the weapons are loud music vs. frowning" I'm dying!!
you know when a comic is good, when she makes a jokes you can't related (cause i'm from the other side of the world), but still laugh on it
“ like Jack Nicholson in the Shining “ 😆🤣
OMG! I thought that just before she said it, I’m gonna die laughing
and their weapons are: loud music and frowning. LMAO
She said “Bounce House”💀
Bounce house! I used to be like why is there always a bouncy house? Birthdays, babyshowers, graduations, all of them. And now that there's a child in my life, I get it. Lmao it is a nanny!
No one under 62? She should hire Bernie Sanders aa her nanny.
"YOU KNOW WAT, KID? I'M GETTING YOU SOME HEALTHCARE!"
No malarkey. 😅
Baby: ?👶?
"THE BABY CAN HAVE A LITTLE TREAT, OKAY?!?"
bruh I would love if Bernie took care of me as a kid
Bernie is like 72 so... not exactly
I'm actually really impressed at how well she speaks Spanish!
*For your information: The first European language spoken in California was SPANISH!*
And California used to be part of Mexico, that’s why.
Paula Figueroa of la nueva España
@@begoherrero6894 y cuando se independizo mexico. California, Tejas,Arizona etc.. Pasaron hacer de la Nueva España a Mexico.
Probably the first language period as it used to be Mexican right
Smunstu Stinkymonster nope!
I remember my husbands face when i was laughing at this part of the special and he was like what the heck are you watching!? All mortified...it made watching this more worth it lmbo!
That Jack Nicholson in The Shining joke had me DEAD! Ba ha ha! 😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣
I’ll never be able to watch “The Shining” with a straight face again!
I'm Indian, the jokes were from a completely different part of the world but I enjoyed it thoroughly 😄 First time felt comedy is like music - boundaries don't matter, spirit does!👍
Her Spanish was on point!
oh, shit. that was funny. and good catch on NOT bringing in a cute 25 year old nanny into the house.
I also liked the jack nicholson impersonation. spot on.
This whole clip is funny. But the part about the male nanny is the most hilarious comedy bit I’ve ever seen!!!
OMG. She NEVER disappoints!
As someone who only studied Spanish throughout college, I have no authority on whether she can be Mexican. But I can tell you her Spanish was very solid lol
Esplash Mountain! I laughed so hard! Thought my husband was the only one to put an e before every s word. We go esnowboarding in the winter 🤣
She is just a fantastic talent with so many surprises… 😂😂😂
Every Mexican just felt a little better from the title and even more as an Asian *PERFECTLY* described growing up as a Mexican. Muchas gracias seño!
Lmao I'm Mexican and approve this message 🤣
After watching this comedy special, every time I have some type of silly blunder I hear Ali hissing ‘you a dumb-a$$’ in my head lol
Her facial expressions make her even more funny 😂🤣
Awe I loves this! I never see my culture be appreciated like this 😭💖
Ali is hilarious. She's gorgeous, she's smart, and her take on life makes me fucking howl
The way she moves she reminds me of Prince Charming’s fairy god”mother”.
I died when she sang Selena song 😂😂😂
I lost it at the Jack Nicholson thing 🤣
I just burst into laughter all the time cuz' I'm mexican and all she says makes sense to me. 🤣🤣🤣 "Late at night when all the world... "
Funny short. Gotta catch this whole set.
She put the E before the S...yaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I grew up near Crenshaw and Pico she's so right.
Right about mexicans being fun ?
"When she said I want to Mexican In my next life, baby I think you already. The fact that she slayed the fuck out of speaking Spanish" left me dead
I love how her Spanish still had a hint of “Korean mom” in it. 🥰
When she started “dreaming of you” 💀💀💀💀😂🤣😂🤣
Facts.
I live in the barrio...bouncey house parties on a weekday.
I miss that place, I used to live in 116th street right in the heart of el barrio
"The baby is born into childcare"🤣
Ali, you are dubbed an “Honorary Chicana/Mexicana”. You are too funny, girl! 😆😂🤣😭👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
My goodness, I laughed so hard! She's now one of my favourites!
Omg!? Where have I been? She's hilarious!! 😂😂😂
I can relate to the nanny joke. My nanny was 25 years old, and she and my dad did the dirty behind my mom's back. My parents are now divorced...after 2 years of marriage. I did love the nanny before I was old enough to understand anything. Now that I am an adult, I just laugh at the hypocrisy of it all.
as a mexican im proud this is very true and im honored
Wow…
The act started at Mexican culture and Disneyland, didn't see that turn coming at the last bit 😂😂😂😂
I’ve seen this a few times and I still cry with laughter.
Lmao that’s the truth about child care...I was 6 yrs old taking care of a 3 yr old; my brother. I learned responsibility and love for my family
Just left Disneyland, can confirm 😂
That last part with the tongue was both scary and arousing.
She has a larger than expected tongue, I'll say that 😂😂
Guilty 💀
Esplash Mountain 😂 the haunted mansion is now called día de Los muertos 😂
Loved it when she started singing Selena right after she did the Spanish Disneyland ride announcement 🤣
Omg. You got me at the beginning. Im the oldest of 7. The baby taking care of the baby is spot on. 😂😆🤣