This Is The Greatest Bank Heist in Chinese History

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  • @KentoBento
    @KentoBento  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5090

    💰 Btw, the reason for the numerous Endgame references is because this video was published in the same month that Endgame came out. Felt appropriate at the time.
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    • @hybridce99
      @hybridce99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lesson: only commit financial crimes in countries with light sentences *cough cough* United States *cough*. They would've done 3 years with probation at the most.

    • @Secret4gentm4n
      @Secret4gentm4n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Please do more! Doesn’t have to be a heist, just a cool dramatic story.

    • @lavanypadha958
      @lavanypadha958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please try to post more videos. U r videos r already fun and informative to watch.

    • @NilanMihindukulasooriya
      @NilanMihindukulasooriya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your story telling is on point. Need one more

    • @KabyAlkaris
      @KabyAlkaris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      way to ruin a video

  • @tuberculosis8451
    @tuberculosis8451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13948

    The first robbery sounded like a loan with extra steps

    • @lnefty
      @lnefty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Lmao

    • @Gerno_
      @Gerno_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      But with profit

    • @norwegianmountainbiker236
      @norwegianmountainbiker236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@Gerno_ Hopefully

    • @0dc
      @0dc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      oh la di da

    • @MattPin
      @MattPin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oof

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12637

    Who won in this scenario? The ticket vendors.

    • @rajuramlall
      @rajuramlall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      The house always wins

    • @engcrew6669
      @engcrew6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Vendors*

    • @omenzilla9755
      @omenzilla9755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Gucci Steve thanks my 40 year old language arts teacher

    • @engcrew6669
      @engcrew6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thicc Doggo Actually I am 41 thank you very much.

    • @omenzilla9755
      @omenzilla9755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gucci Steve hows life now that you’re divorced

  • @mynameisDuck
    @mynameisDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    "He entered the vault...where everything was also fine. The money was there, the bank's security system was down... in fact, everything was just as he planned."
    What a brilliant twist to start the video. Amazing writing!

  • @jrssww
    @jrssww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    It boggles my mind how greedy people can get. He was oblivious how lucky he actually got with the lottery tickets on the first round and he probably would never have gotten caught if he stopped there!

    • @rahulhnair9162
      @rahulhnair9162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Then how could he have featured in a KENTO BENTO video?😂😂😂

    • @Jacob-eg3kv
      @Jacob-eg3kv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Dude had a great job anyway I doubt he was hurting for anything. Then again though...China.

    • @silvesta5027
      @silvesta5027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It would’ve been easy for him to have stopped right there....makes you think how many people have gotten away with stuff without ever being caught

    • @DaveS859
      @DaveS859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @《鱼Sharkbait鱼》 no one cares what you think you may be sensing

    • @anonymousperson3023
      @anonymousperson3023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He mightve been aware to his luck but he wanted to push it further. Its either that or this. He wanted to push his luck or he didnt know how lucky he was

  • @casmusthaii
    @casmusthaii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10628

    Heist Crew Cut:
    Ren: 10%
    Ma: 10%
    Lottery ticket vendor: 80%

    • @SloppySlushy
      @SloppySlushy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I was simply used for the setups, what a fool I was to think those fiends would include me in the heist

    • @ec1005
      @ec1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ok gta

    • @casmusthaii
      @casmusthaii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ec1005 you guessed that right

    • @AJOlesen
      @AJOlesen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      the vendor paid them to do that!!
      JK

    • @annafu6436
      @annafu6436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      When you pick a bad crew in GTA 5

  • @account_name5500
    @account_name5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4601

    He is so good at maths that he thought his luck based plan would work twice.

    • @Nor1MAL
      @Nor1MAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      It might be a case of nepotism/corruption in China, where he got the job either through family or party ties. In other words, he was not qualified for the job at all!

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      See that’s what happens when you cling onto hope

    • @Forgesx
      @Forgesx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Nor1MAL thats what I was asking myself...
      How can someone that dumb become a bank manager...

    • @brendanzhang7488
      @brendanzhang7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Forgesx family

    • @bap01
      @bap01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apoco fist lul

  • @porkdumplings8067
    @porkdumplings8067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3891

    They were given a year until their execution man yoshie shiratori would of gotten out of there already *weaklings*

    • @mgbale01
      @mgbale01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Dam hello from other video

    • @johndalton8839
      @johndalton8839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      He would've gotten out twice or more in that amount of time, I think

    • @biolab666
      @biolab666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Onestly he had like 9888845666321000001 skils

    • @jacobfrancisco7580
      @jacobfrancisco7580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Elzė Elzė abilities*

    • @theweebmafia9542
      @theweebmafia9542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      His final ability: EATING *TOMATOES*

  • @SammyWatsit
    @SammyWatsit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    They were fucking killed holy shit, I kinda feel bad for that Ma guy, he agreed to do a heist, never gained anything then was executed

    • @henrychen8755
      @henrychen8755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Chinese law is unusually harsh

    • @henrychen8755
      @henrychen8755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@jonatanedriktanoto2100 I understand, but Chinese law is also very vague, which makes it very easy for them to arrest you on any sort of convictions, plus not being able to have lawyers makes it really easy to get persecuted for arbitrary reasons

    • @superbutter476
      @superbutter476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jonatanedriktanoto2100 prime minister? You mean the corrupted dictator himself? Corruption is just an excuse to wipe out any opposing party members who lost

    • @omairshafiq1998
      @omairshafiq1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@henrychen8755 law is meant to be harsh. Make it lax and murderers like Bush roam open in the streets

    • @slampest
      @slampest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@omairshafiq1998 no its meant to rehabilitate and punish individuals at the same time.
      Only primitive apes would want a death penatly. You cant undo a bad judgment with that. This especially goes for when someone turns out to be innocent.

  • @binoysandeep7407
    @binoysandeep7407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3903

    He knows how to tell a story. I've an exam tomorrow and he has got me stuck.

    • @ape3332
      @ape3332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Did IT go well?

    • @Maximum950
      @Maximum950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its quarantine WTF?

    • @nathancabiles796
      @nathancabiles796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Online classes buddy

    • @Miscrete
      @Miscrete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@nathancabiles796 no.. he posted it 4 months ago

    • @vontabi
      @vontabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Maximum950 He posted this comment 4 months ago :/

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5063

    So, don't buy lottery tickets, sell them instead.
    *Secrets to getting rich*

    • @deltasamu
      @deltasamu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      you're the guy who's always at Rustage's comment sections!

    • @LattoSan
      @LattoSan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@deltasamu
      He's in every comment section

    • @cloudthesheep
      @cloudthesheep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stonks

    • @luvcirii
      @luvcirii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I JUST SAW YOU AT A "never gonna give you up" VID AND YOUR HERE WTF!-

    • @jakethefake527
      @jakethefake527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What comment section have a seen you in

  • @twizzysin
    @twizzysin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    “This is gonna work, Ren”
    “I know it is, cause i dunno what I’m gonna do if it doesn’t”
    Damn, i felt that

    • @Sir_Kitel
      @Sir_Kitel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      avengers reference

    • @OfficialVelka
      @OfficialVelka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So you attempted a heist?

    • @twizzysin
      @twizzysin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Umm uh, no, why would i?? 😓

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Endgame reference

    • @twizzysin
      @twizzysin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ToxicSkull0 yea, when Steve was talking to Natasha

  • @user-iz9ix8ru8d
    @user-iz9ix8ru8d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Incredible how someone so bad at math and logic got a job at such a well-known and respected government facility in the first place.

    • @BoxStudioExecutive
      @BoxStudioExecutive ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Corruption / Nepotism

    • @Quincy_Morris
      @Quincy_Morris ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s communist China. Meritocracy isn’t exactly a thing.

    • @joosh8106
      @joosh8106 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He isnt bad at math, he just risked it and let the luck decide his fate

    • @rosaria8384
      @rosaria8384 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's hilarious though - Ren Xiaofeng only got his job at the Agricultural Bank of China because he had connections, even though he was demoted to being a vault manager before the robberies

  • @firstname8685
    @firstname8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3165

    This guy is a genius in introducing his ads.

    • @bowlcut3541
      @bowlcut3541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      First Name gunies

    • @firstname8685
      @firstname8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bowlcut3541well, I mean genius.

    • @bowlcut3541
      @bowlcut3541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First Name gunies

    • @firstname8685
      @firstname8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bowlcut3541 Thank you for pointing out.

    • @bowlcut3541
      @bowlcut3541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First Name I’m baby

  • @scoobypoopypoo3463
    @scoobypoopypoo3463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3093

    Criminal: *steals money*
    Me: That sounds illegal...
    Criminal: *returns the exact sum*
    Me: *Welp, he smart.*

    • @mancha4948
      @mancha4948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @I couldn’t think Of anything Well the thing is with a loan (or borrowed capital for a business)
      There is always interest, so you'd have to pay back the amount you took plus interest...

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its not smart, remember lol.

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @I couldn’t think Of anything ... Stealing the money, then returning it ? That's not SMART, it's interesting, and MAYBE clever, but it's still stealing. AS SHOWN, when he steals again and loses it all.

    • @БорисОхлаждай
      @БорисОхлаждай 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      STONKS

    • @TheFerretofEarth
      @TheFerretofEarth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Venders were smarter

  • @XeranDereth
    @XeranDereth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4004

    Five years for aiding in a heist? I thought the guards were going to get worst, guess China isn't as harsh as I thou...
    "they were given the death penalty" Nevermind

    • @saltandcoffee8171
      @saltandcoffee8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      Exactly my reaction.. And I mean... a death penalty cmon

    • @InnovativeNationOfficial
      @InnovativeNationOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      ren and ma were given a death penalty, the guards just got 5 years

    • @brzi1236
      @brzi1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same haha😂

    • @saltandcoffee8171
      @saltandcoffee8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brzi1236 hello, may I ask why your name is brzi? I'm wondering where you're from...

    • @brzi1236
      @brzi1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@saltandcoffee8171 I'm from Macedonia and that's a nickname. In my language it is something like "speedy" or "fast kid".

  • @aaronfidelis3188
    @aaronfidelis3188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "In desperation, Ren and Ma came up with an ingenious solution: doubling down with heist #3."
    I BEG YOUR PARDON???!

  • @Ethan-fl3yp
    @Ethan-fl3yp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2784

    MrBeast: I will be scratching the most lottery tickets in one go.
    Ren: Am I a joke to you?

  • @saifschannel2599
    @saifschannel2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    The only winner here is litterally anyone who sold lottery tickets around the premises

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2709

    Started with 200,000 yen
    Ended with 200,000 yen
    *_Perfectly balanced as all things should be_*

  • @SAB-zm2ir
    @SAB-zm2ir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    *Yo, that's the smoothest sponsor introduction I've ever seen*

  • @anhduynguyendinh1167
    @anhduynguyendinh1167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2064

    Moral story?
    DON'T BUY LOTTERY TICKET!!!

    • @wholesomebaker5410
      @wholesomebaker5410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "do not contribute to the lottery~"

    • @Matthew_Klepadlo
      @Matthew_Klepadlo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Яudi
      Doing the math,
      Good chances would be 1,337 times. I did the meth and smoked the math. Lol

    • @Hetsu..
      @Hetsu.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Matthew_Klepadlo It's far worse than 1 in 1000 ROFLLL. You know if the chances were that high lotteries would be broke -_-

    • @Southwander
      @Southwander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Tickets*

    • @opcscott2875
      @opcscott2875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Matthew_Klepadlo its like one and thousands of zeros

  • @chiyu491
    @chiyu491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    They should turn this into an anime with a much darker twist.

    • @Cj-tg3ms
      @Cj-tg3ms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Darkskin Rapist yess I need an anime where the mc is on the run and hiding from officials

    • @artexdirectartexdirect1888
      @artexdirectartexdirect1888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is there any such anime's relating to bank heist or hacking

    • @nobodybw1962
      @nobodybw1962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@artexdirectartexdirect1888 I suppose some variations of Lupin the 3rd.

    • @GD-oe5ws
      @GD-oe5ws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Artexdirect Artexdirect "The daughter of 20 faces" anime has a couple of heists

    • @danii1609
      @danii1609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ꧁Tᴏɴʏ Tσиу Cнopper꧂ fullmetal alchemist

  • @hoangtran4736
    @hoangtran4736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    If your bank's vault manager doesn't know basic probabilities, you deserve to be robbed lmao.

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      bullshit, no one deserves to be robbed, except you

    • @akeiai
      @akeiai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@dejlislive5751 bullshit, everything's going to be robbed.

    • @jadeyeung3550
      @jadeyeung3550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TreeMobile. This reply section is funny😂

    • @witheredscars3914
      @witheredscars3914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jadeyeung3550 bullshit lie, now you deserve to be robbed.

    • @bob-uj4vn
      @bob-uj4vn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hope ya'll get cancer

  • @rockydee7499
    @rockydee7499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    both would have been able to get away with just ditching their jobs and running away with a total amount of 6 million dollars before the bank gets suspicions of their disapearance.

    • @woosan6594
      @woosan6594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      huh ?? then it will be clear they are the culprit and they'll become wanted men;;;

    • @yeya6983
      @yeya6983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@woosan6594 eh they became wanted at the end anyways, they were doomed from the start haha

    • @randomperson1714
      @randomperson1714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      woosan with that money they could move to a different country.

    • @voidtuck4061
      @voidtuck4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They could use vacation time to flee the country

    • @quitted7276
      @quitted7276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@voidtuck4061 but couldn't China demand the country that they fled to for the two men? Even if they somehow disappear, they'll find them eventually- especially with so much money.

  • @CoolVids19
    @CoolVids19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    He was literally "just borrowing" money. Lmao. At least for the first one.

  • @tenshou7120
    @tenshou7120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2621

    Steal 6.2million to buy lottery ticket,only gain 12.7k profit...
    *STONK*

    • @Benjamin-uv7op
      @Benjamin-uv7op 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      *S T O N K S*

    • @jakobleever5538
      @jakobleever5538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      the 12.7k wasn't even profit, so STONKS

    • @davesiu680
      @davesiu680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      no you dont call that profits. you would call a profit if they invested 6.2mil and gain 6.2 mil back. what ever is remaining is the profit
      STONK

    • @noahf1388
      @noahf1388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry Einstein

    • @stervenmealey1097
      @stervenmealey1097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jakobleever5538 nice edit
      *STONKS*

  • @dhp6687
    @dhp6687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Who flees to the Capital City after committing the greatest bank heist in Chinese history?

    • @hassankhalil3275
      @hassankhalil3275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Ma

    • @zatoichibana
      @zatoichibana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      i know right? china is so big and there's a lot of rural area, im pretty sure some settlement not even under their radar, maybe its the paranoia that got to them

    • @AERoVALKYRiE
      @AERoVALKYRiE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Just robbed Federal Reserve Bank of New York. It's time to flee to Washington DC

    • @tablecornerconfucianist9308
      @tablecornerconfucianist9308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stimpy did

    • @tengma2533
      @tengma2533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      someone stupid enough to think they can get money by mass buying lottery.

  • @TheJolle
    @TheJolle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This would make a great crime/comedy movie
    "Just keep scratching! There's got to be win in one of these"

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Oh! Yes! I got a wi- oh wait it was only 20 dollars."

  • @TinyFord1
    @TinyFord1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    Me:“That’s a stupid plan”
    Narrator: “If you haven’t noticed, this is a stupid plan”
    Aaaaah, smart narrator

    • @bravomike4734
      @bravomike4734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me:- "If u haven't noticed, that's a smart narrator."

  • @thefivevowels3601
    @thefivevowels3601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    How on earth did he managed to get his Finance degree, letr alone director of a bank

    • @selfcontrol8701
      @selfcontrol8701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I think it was just greed and desperation that led to this, but none other less, these 2 still lack intelligence
      AND DIGNITY

  • @jebronlames4559
    @jebronlames4559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

    They should've just took the money and ran to vietnam or something

    • @accelmemory
      @accelmemory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      They got greedy and cocky 🤔

    • @tipsyp3969
      @tipsyp3969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@accelmemory no, they're just dumb

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      taken and run*

    • @inactivechannel1312
      @inactivechannel1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bad idea because the airport workers will detain his fake id

    • @toast8851
      @toast8851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Boat ride,it’ll be slow,but they’ll be safer

  • @smithmarion1
    @smithmarion1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    WHAT! They got the death penalty, my goodness that’s so harsh there’s criminals who murder people, who remain on “death row” for 15+ years and then never get killed, all these people did was steal money.

    • @genghiskhan4883
      @genghiskhan4883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      it is china after all

    • @toweldog355
      @toweldog355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@genghiskhan4883 exactly

    • @GewalfofWivia
      @GewalfofWivia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Convicted murderers in China get promptly executed too, what do you mean "never get killed"? No comfy hotel stays for scum.

    • @GewalfofWivia
      @GewalfofWivia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@augustuslunasol10thapostle IDK bout the rest of "the west", but in the US the situation is that you can be killed by law enforcement for a lot less than what it takes in China.

    • @GewalfofWivia
      @GewalfofWivia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@augustuslunasol10thapostle I live in China. What you are saying is false. Get better informed.

  • @planetdesign4681
    @planetdesign4681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    “The dodgy car salesman had seen someone far dodgier than himself.”
    10/10

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    "This is the story of how a few ticket vendors made away with 6,726,000 dollars"

  • @user-ic8vs2po6m
    @user-ic8vs2po6m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Ma: dude lets return the money we robbed
    Ren: ok lets rob the bank again
    Ma: what......oh...ok?

  • @johnshedIetsky
    @johnshedIetsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    instead of him stealing from the vault he shouldve just loaned from the bank

    • @DS32341
      @DS32341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I don’t think the bank would loan the money to him just so he can buy lottery tickets

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UCTUM, Sean idk about the processes in China for procuring a loan, but either way loans mean interest. I think this guy made a serious error in his calculations, he thought he figured it out and that there was no risk because of how many lotto tickets he’d buy, I knew someone personally who made this same mistake, she was a kid and either way I showed her she was wrong (like most kids who think they’ve figured out what no one else has thought of she couldn’t keep her secret, and basically gave me what she thought was the ticket to free riches). What he should’ve done once he was in this situation was just take the money from the third heist and get lost.

    • @JayJay-wf2oe
      @JayJay-wf2oe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can't do it. it would leave a record. plus if your credit score isn't high enough the bank won't lend you much money unless you have something else that you can mortgage like real estates.

    • @andrasujlaki6551
      @andrasujlaki6551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      genius

    • @rosaria8384
      @rosaria8384 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      With how uncertain the Chinese banking system is, and how it has a huge rap sheet for stealing money from its borrowers and employees, yeah he could have gotten money the legal way and got away with it regardless

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    The transition to the sponsor was amazing 😂😂

    • @temakbruh4771
      @temakbruh4771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My man is known for his smooth ad transition

    • @existtodieofdepression3762
      @existtodieofdepression3762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why did u comment twice jiren

    • @TotalWarKS
      @TotalWarKS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It really turns me off from such a good video, hoping for a good ending but he transition into an ad... he could have just done it afterwards

    • @v1ncen715
      @v1ncen715 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TotalWarKS Exactly.

  • @devashishmanna1635
    @devashishmanna1635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    *Plot* Twist:- In *the* *end,* *that* *was* *all* *planned* *by* *the* *lottery* *vendor!*

    • @Say_Tin
      @Say_Tin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hello fellow raizel

  • @fullcrackalchemist
    @fullcrackalchemist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    The dodgy car salesman selling out Ren:
    *I'm sorry, little one.*

  • @DamianLoved
    @DamianLoved 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This is my new favorite channel-- you're a hell of a storyteller.

  • @HakarDoski
    @HakarDoski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    this was just a 10 minute ad for Dashlane

  • @TeoBladasVevo
    @TeoBladasVevo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    The best storyteller on the platform!Love your vids

  • @H3Y0o
    @H3Y0o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    "Asians are the best when it comes to mathematics and calculations"
    Ren and Ma: Hold our beer.
    Wait what?

  • @arthurothewisebread
    @arthurothewisebread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    MAN! Your script is soooo good, I can't explain, is just, so genius. That plot twist that you made in the begginig, was sooo good!

  • @isaiahcantu2773
    @isaiahcantu2773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "The mastermind, Ren"
    who also tried to recoup and get make money by heisting cash from his own bank and spending it all on lottery tickets.

  • @getgudhawk7981
    @getgudhawk7981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    So here is the moral of the story
    Dont waste your money on lottery ticket kids!

    • @lillyie
      @lillyie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      or be a ticket vendor. those ticket vendors must've been rich after this heist

    • @loe7365
      @loe7365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard that jackpot winning lottery tickets aren't released to the public until they have got enough profit.

    • @markhaffely7252
      @markhaffely7252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cloudy Red k

  • @redbyu.s3149
    @redbyu.s3149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This man just did the cleanest transition into a sponsor towards the end

  • @TheGreatDevlin
    @TheGreatDevlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    I love China sometimes. Basically caught because he didn't look like a guy with a job anymore lol.

    • @董家琪
      @董家琪 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And sentenced to death. No cutting deals with the FBI over there lol. No wasting taxpayers' money either. Bullets are dirt cheap so are shallow graves.

    • @董家琪
      @董家琪 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@267Alessio lol good one bro

    • @董家琪
      @董家琪 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @joseaca I'm sorry to hear that man. I'm sure they're in a better place now.

    • @umamifan
      @umamifan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lingyuli7327 damn you laid it on them hard. every race has their own "problems" and "conflicts". i dont see why name calling is even reasonable nowadays. its 2019 people should give up the race act

    • @narcotic702
      @narcotic702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@董家琪 六月四日天安门广场大屠杀

  • @Scuffed_Quads
    @Scuffed_Quads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Legend says this was a commercial just for dashlane

    • @edwinwang6520
      @edwinwang6520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Allan Chavez it is :(

    • @Otrebla2754
      @Otrebla2754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edwinwang6520 but hey, it is a pretty nice video

    • @edwinw1028
      @edwinw1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Killer2754 yes, I agree

  • @-_.Melody._-
    @-_.Melody._- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    That was possibly one of the _smoothest_ intros I have ever seen.

  • @tdestroyer1882
    @tdestroyer1882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine being a lottery ticket vendor who earned 100s of thousands of Yaun and perhaps even millions.

  • @milesworld426
    @milesworld426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Video: "ma was game"
    My brain: yo he just said mom was gay

  • @rareantarcticbear8917
    @rareantarcticbear8917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3288

    If it was the greatest bank heist you wouldnt be making a video about it

    • @lanewilliams4473
      @lanewilliams4473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      It can be great without being successful.

    • @whynot4921
      @whynot4921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Greatest just means biggest

    • @rareantarcticbear8917
      @rareantarcticbear8917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@lanewilliams4473 Well how can it be great if it failed?

    • @stervenmealey1097
      @stervenmealey1097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@dosran5786 actually that is a valid definition of greatest, take your own advice and do a little research before thinking you know it all

    • @stervenmealey1097
      @stervenmealey1097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/great_1

  • @Say_Tin
    @Say_Tin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    ren and ma: heist time!
    lottery ticket vendors: stonks

  • @anonymus3219
    @anonymus3219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "And finally, the car salesman found someone dodgier than him" killed me hahahaaa

  • @abdulrahmanhani2179
    @abdulrahmanhani2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I feel bad for Ma, he got dragged into this and executed in the end

    • @quepro4182
      @quepro4182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abdulrahman Hani same

    • @mazda09ize
      @mazda09ize 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He could've just said no. He is as guilty as the other guy.

    • @damienmiller5363
      @damienmiller5363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oof

    • @1003JustinLaw
      @1003JustinLaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He could have turned whistleblower, but he let his greed get the better of him, and paid the price. Suppose a gang offered a police money to look the other way when they kill a guy, can you honest say that the police is innocent and was "dragged into it" if he accepts the money?

    • @mrdudeman4758
      @mrdudeman4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i think they were overly punished but the way i see it is that he was just as guilty

  • @TonyEjerJiang
    @TonyEjerJiang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Can’t do lottery math: work in a back as manager.

  • @Willem500
    @Willem500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    4:25 i wasnt paying attention much and just heard "unfortunately for him, ma was gay." and was like umm what?

    • @KentoBento
      @KentoBento  5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yeah, Ma loved Ren. He did it for love.

    • @bryayen
      @bryayen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@KentoBento
      *_Top 10 Best Gay Love Story Ever_*

    • @kylesturgeon1272
      @kylesturgeon1272 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOO

    • @tiger-pubgmobile8137
      @tiger-pubgmobile8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Willem Neuefeind Lessig endgay?

    • @paraceratherium255
      @paraceratherium255 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      THATS WHAT I HEARD TOO!

  • @Strikery
    @Strikery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:51 Ending Unlocked: *Betrayal*

  • @lolsflint7598
    @lolsflint7598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Thanos: * Wipes out 50% of all life *
    Asian Bank Heists: * rates drop by 50% *
    Kento Bento: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

    • @famoterlhh4993
      @famoterlhh4993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But are you sure he won't be eliminated?

  • @DarkNinja-24
    @DarkNinja-24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Execution seems a bit too harsh... At first I thought they were gonna get life long sentence

    • @danshakuimo
      @danshakuimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's China lol

    • @epikhamzter4311
      @epikhamzter4311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danshakuimo yup

    • @Alowaxy_Terraria
      @Alowaxy_Terraria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Punishments in China are insanely strict.

    • @jimmychen996
      @jimmychen996 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Life long prison is worse than the death penalty since you suffer more. With the death penalty it all ends instantly

    • @sursurrus
      @sursurrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      anything that embarrasses the government is punishable by death, often without a trial.

  • @max_crazychris7525
    @max_crazychris7525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    0:53
    Viewers:ain’t gonna lie they had us at the first part

    • @trexirexi
      @trexirexi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @isntninjax-_-6807
      @isntninjax-_-6807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Max_CRAZYCHRIS it’s “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie”

    • @proxybum8895
      @proxybum8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What?

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@isntninjax-_-6807 They messed up the first half, not gonna lie

    • @isntninjax-_-6807
      @isntninjax-_-6807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hazeltree7738 tru

  • @seajayvel
    @seajayvel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how this dude makes it seems like this was just a long ass add for dashlane lmao

  • @ronansingh242
    @ronansingh242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    In da west, bank robs you

  • @ultimatebatman00
    @ultimatebatman00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Stealing money and buying lottery tickets to replace the money
    A small price to pay for salvation

  • @bottomgear4028
    @bottomgear4028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Woah, death penalty for a bank robbery. China ain't pulling punches

    • @DanielLee-qz1yd
      @DanielLee-qz1yd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Steven Hamke it’s death penalty for corrupt politicians too last I heard

    • @bruddaozzo
      @bruddaozzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DanielLee-qz1yd Under a certain status level sure. Same in any government. Do as I say, not as I do.

    • @noahbender2147
      @noahbender2147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The crime doesn't fit the punishment

    • @VNYoshi
      @VNYoshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was for embezzlement, which I'd guess due to the crack down on corruption. Embezzlement can be broad, and encapsulate some nasty corruption case, hence the death penalty (since China classifies corruption to be worthy of a death sentence). Slightly different from your standard case of corruption driven embezzlement, but still embezzlement.

    • @qharis-lm902
      @qharis-lm902 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alex Jay He would be rewarded a few hundred to spend however he wanted on his last day, for things like eating well, smoking, compensating his family, or to pay for his bullet. If he didn't, his family would have to pay up to get his body back.

  • @rse_0122
    @rse_0122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "But fortunately for Ren, Ma was game, endGam- *no* "
    "Piles and piles that would put Mr. Beast to shame"
    bro.

  • @FirasLaallam
    @FirasLaallam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Man: Wanna do a heist?
    Chinese man: No thanks
    Man: It’ll be the greatest heist ever!
    Chinese man: Perhaps

    • @xsanez_
      @xsanez_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Chinsese"

    • @FirasLaallam
      @FirasLaallam 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xsanez_ oops

    • @pressaim6485
      @pressaim6485 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      your name suits you well

    • @FirasLaallam
      @FirasLaallam 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dark Gamer :)

  • @paulandrewgomez861
    @paulandrewgomez861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    That Dashlane add transition was smooth af!
    Not to mention those Endgame references were legit too.

    • @sandrooliveir5066
      @sandrooliveir5066 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just got my 6th free trial TH-cam premium.
      Feeling kinda pissed. I want to see this transition.

    • @ashoe7942
      @ashoe7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sandrooliveir5066 10:07

    • @mathewpeter8759
      @mathewpeter8759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real this man made a 11 minute ad

  • @sovansundertale3845
    @sovansundertale3845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    We've been bamboozled, this was a 11 minutes and 42 seconds sponsor video for "Dashlane"

  • @Aman_TopG
    @Aman_TopG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    1:46
    Kento: 200,000 isn’t that much, compared to US dollars it is 26,000 dollars
    Me:
    Edit: I do not live in the USA I live in the U.K.

  • @yashchopra7313
    @yashchopra7313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Moral of the story: Dont be like agricultural bank, be like *Dashlane*

  • @ashersambitions9166
    @ashersambitions9166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I'm a simple man. When I see a Kento Bento video upload, I click

    • @Toasty_-jx6zk
      @Toasty_-jx6zk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Asher's Ambitions so simple you can’t come up with an original comment.

    • @xoxo94
      @xoxo94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Toasty_-jx6zk #savage

  • @dedewx9550
    @dedewx9550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Daaamn, the first minute was the quickest and best plot twist I have ever seen

    • @vaarelsauce
      @vaarelsauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nutty intro and transitioning, i like it

  • @yuu_rei
    @yuu_rei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am so glad I found your channel because I can learn a thing or two about story telling and writing from you! Just phenomenal! Your one liner twists are so sharp yet subtle and smooth that my eyes and ears just gloss over them, invoking a much better and mentally enlightening response than a sudden whiplash you get from normal plot twists. Such a great job overall! I hope your health becomes better soon!

  • @helloimjerry1580
    @helloimjerry1580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    this video is appearing like 10 times on my reccomendation.

  • @an1emus120
    @an1emus120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Basically they technically got their money back then? Assuming the lottery is government run.

    • @Ezichim
      @Ezichim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes.....

    • @peiranzhang4283
      @peiranzhang4283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Manvir Singh Yeah, but I am sure no one's accounts got deleted, the government just feeds some money back.

    • @3d2y94
      @3d2y94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes but actually no

    • @toast8851
      @toast8851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In small letters it says 5.5 million was recovered

    • @toast8851
      @toast8851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9:27,bottom left

  • @kidd6571
    @kidd6571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The only ad on TH-cam i didn't skip even though it was 11 minutes long

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    bruh, I can't believe Ren thought that escape was a good plan.

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Criminals: **robs a few mill**
    Mr. Beast: **sweating intensively**

  • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
    @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Him: don't make the same mistake as the bank
    Me: aw sh¡t here we go again

  • @kenzy5439
    @kenzy5439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I just watched the prison escape artist in Japan and I'm in love with this Chanel!!!!!!

    • @Mr.Scoliosis
      @Mr.Scoliosis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's how I found him to

    • @hanifsulistiyo3559
      @hanifsulistiyo3559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that's how I found him too. I started watching 1 year ago.

  • @Blowinside
    @Blowinside 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ma is a legend 😂😂 I love how this guy told him such a ridiculous get rich scheme and he was just completely game no questions asked

  • @yeeyoi6446
    @yeeyoi6446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Kento bento: Eyo *exists*
    Dashlane: I'm boutta protect this whole mans career.

  • @monke3060
    @monke3060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    damn that transition to the sponsored part at the end was brilliant

    • @monke3060
      @monke3060 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HaruShoji haha

  • @slades_salad
    @slades_salad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Ren: I am inevitable
    Lottery: And I .....am a scam

  • @RandomShowerThoughts
    @RandomShowerThoughts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:30 the delivery was beautiful 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @treenasabayton3701
    @treenasabayton3701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Kento: he stole 200,000 won and which is not much it was only 26,000 dollars
    Me:I don't even have a penny in my pocket

    • @marga8732
      @marga8732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Treena Sabayton *yuan

    • @Person5-
      @Person5- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: I don’t even have pockets

  • @bryayen
    @bryayen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    9:42
    Ren: This is the last moment of my life... you ready Ma?
    Thanos: *_Snaps_*

  • @broodli4388
    @broodli4388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That ad at the end made me feel like the vid was made for that

  • @thundageon5962
    @thundageon5962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The lottery cashier must've been his lucky day

  • @adknows8789
    @adknows8789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Nobody:
    Kento Bento: This Is The Greatest Heist In **Insert Country Here**

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Adknows 8
      Legend has it,he uses a dart board to decide which country will be next

    • @samuelschonenberger
      @samuelschonenberger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Insert ASIAN Country here*

    • @Kobs.A
      @Kobs.A 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 XD

  • @ssi1234321
    @ssi1234321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Great video, I lost it at "Ren and Stimpy". But that segaway into Dashlane was legendary.

    • @MelkMan7
      @MelkMan7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      These sponsor segways are very creative sometimes but I pay for TH-cam premium to avoid ads and now they're part of the video.

  • @fortzprod.8096
    @fortzprod.8096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I’ve been avoiding this video for so long since it was in my feed, now idk why I was avoiding it

    • @PizzaDubois
      @PizzaDubois 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 Me too and now I'm off to check out his other videos.

  • @4vtw
    @4vtw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:06 smoothest transition to a sponsorship i've ever seen in my life

  • @drxshock6957
    @drxshock6957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ren: "I am inevitable."
    _"And I am The Lottery."_

  • @yeager4395
    @yeager4395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    This is how many times he made an Avenger pun
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  • @aivyii
    @aivyii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Asians are good at maths"
    Yeah um-
    im asian and i suck at maths lmao

  • @OGBGLLF
    @OGBGLLF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

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    Everyone: looks at cards
    Me: *looks at head*