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The Knight Before Christmas is the dumbest movie

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  • @phoenomenon
    @phoenomenon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5318

    The name sir Cole just sounds like everyone's calling him "circle" the entire movie

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I thought the same thing the whole time, even though I watched it in Spanish.

    • @hopelesswanderer682
      @hopelesswanderer682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I was literally thinking that and could not stop laughing the whole movie 😂😂

    • @moosenman
      @moosenman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Phoebe Anderson Well he’s a knight of the *round* table
      That probably is completely incorrect but shh

    • @luciakaminski779
      @luciakaminski779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes! Glad it wasn't just me

    • @sassyalligator7683
      @sassyalligator7683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Throw that ass in a Sir Cole

  • @OriginalPinkPenguin
    @OriginalPinkPenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3642

    The most unrealistic part about this movie:
    A teacher...with a GUEST HOUSE?!? I mean damn.

    • @v9710
      @v9710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Lool I watched it , i was her dead parents house

    • @evelynfrias5933
      @evelynfrias5933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya

    • @andrastefanmusic
      @andrastefanmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thought she said gas house 😂... I was a little confused there.

    • @meghanschuler4739
      @meghanschuler4739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In Ohio if possible if she's on the outskirts I would like a big city but it's entirely possible that she would have a house with a guest house. Anne Illinois where I'm from on the Iowa border you can buy a really really really big house with a guest house for 60000 easy

    • @meghanschuler4739
      @meghanschuler4739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Post my old teacher who was my favorite teacher just travelled the entire world or at least places where people live. No joke she had every single continent. And she on the huge horse farm all from teaching

  • @bex9158
    @bex9158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2676

    Cole: *decides to stay in 2019*
    2020: I'm about to end this whole man's career

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Rebecca Richards TBF sword combat skills, a good set of armor and general wilderness survival skills are looking more and more useful

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@alisaurus4224 In this year, not that much, but in next year? Perhaps.
      No, no, not because Zombie apocalypse or anything, it's more of the mass protesting around the world because the protestors were waiting the pandemic to stop for like years.

    • @TinkBellQ
      @TinkBellQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      So he went from one plague to another plague.

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He brought the plague with him! 😂

    • @huntergrayson4931
      @huntergrayson4931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This video is bad

  • @trangl8606
    @trangl8606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    "you're not dating the five years into the future version of them, you're dating them now" dang alex giving us some good advice here

    • @queentee2806
      @queentee2806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Right? Dropping knowledge

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he be dropping facts while watch a dumb christmas movie.

  • @superkamiguru4615
    @superkamiguru4615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4483

    Lmao I love how this guy got hit by a CAR and thinks he’s a medieval knight but the doctors are like “eh he’s fine the scans came back normal, send him home” 😂😂

    • @ChrisHarperBooks
      @ChrisHarperBooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      probably didn't have any insurance.

    • @seraphimwiththecheese5880
      @seraphimwiththecheese5880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Well of course he was fine. Armor makes you invincible.

    • @DeniseF
      @DeniseF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ah he be grand lol

    • @blumax961
      @blumax961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@seraphimwiththecheese5880 yeah, what's his armor made out of? Mithril? Vibranium? Adamantium?

    • @Last555555555
      @Last555555555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@blumax961 obviously unobtainium

  • @Alexrider02
    @Alexrider02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    "I'm from the 1400's! That's why I have a generic British accent instead of speaking Middle English or Norman French."

    • @arcy_arts7378
      @arcy_arts7378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Exactly I mean no language is stationary it changes over time.
      Old English is more like German.

    • @Schneeeulenwetter
      @Schneeeulenwetter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Son Valte i was also very confused that he knew how to open the fridge. and didn’t ask more questions sometimes. he was so accepting. but i liked the movie

    • @arcy_arts7378
      @arcy_arts7378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@Schneeeulenwetter The chilliest guy from 14th century. Not sexism. Not racism. I mean he could have been at least bit surprised to see she not white nor black. And not married by her age.

    • @arcy_arts7378
      @arcy_arts7378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Matthew H. The English took part in the crusade in the 11th century to the 12th century I think. But he would be surprised of the religious freedom and Christmas ( which was not a real big thing back then)

    • @arcy_arts7378
      @arcy_arts7378 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hans Hanzo that French film? Now that I think about the plot are similar lmao 😂😆😁

  • @llladybird.
    @llladybird. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    imagine failing your midterm bc of a guy, like imagine explaining that to your parents and especially arabic/asian/black/hispanic parents, i’d rather die

    • @squidwardtentacles7144
      @squidwardtentacles7144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      What boyfriend? That's not allowed. 😂

    • @puddleduck1405
      @puddleduck1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      lmaoo i'd be disowned if i get anything less than a grade 7 (A)

    • @Justusdunn
      @Justusdunn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      honestly my dad would do one of two things
      1. beat some sense into me
      2. say im an idiot for failing a class because of a girl
      and 3 that conversation at dinner would be awkward
      im white and my parents pretty much act like how a black or hispanic family would

    • @_larchiviste_
      @_larchiviste_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It'd be to consider we could have relationships 😂😂

    • @cosmonaut5509
      @cosmonaut5509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My parents: If it ain’t an A, this will be your final day

  • @AlbinoTuxedo
    @AlbinoTuxedo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Genuinely would be interested to see a version of this movie where they take the premise seriously and Cole is an accurate portrayal of a 13th century person who thinks that women wearing pants is ghastly and he suffers a conniption when he realizes every person he ever loved or cared about died hundreds of years ago and his king and entire purpose is now meaningless

    • @veenar7843
      @veenar7843 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YES. ABSOLUTELY YES.

  • @chichi_b
    @chichi_b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4210

    This guy has no job, no education and no references. Shes going to support him on a high school teacher's salary forever.

    • @a.l.michael6240
      @a.l.michael6240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      She has to be rich though. She has a HUGE house and a huge guest house. Definitely has old money. Or maybe real estate is really cheap in Ohio.

    • @amishkaramdhani6170
      @amishkaramdhani6170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      But also. He can bake and maybe be a police man. So he's... Got that going for him?

    • @arachnesakura9375
      @arachnesakura9375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      Guys its easy.. he becomes the PE teacher and trains all the young lads and ladies into becoming knights. kids thinks its a shtick but have fun with it all the same and learn to be gentlemen and gentleladies.

    • @luciakaminski779
      @luciakaminski779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@arachnesakura9375 Now THAT sounds like a better movie

    • @azula2399
      @azula2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lucía Kaminski like a reverse School of rock?

  • @m1sterch3f7
    @m1sterch3f7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5327

    Bruh this guys literally named “circle”

    • @ravenpotter3
      @ravenpotter3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      M1ster Ch3f he also has a brothers named: triangle, trapezoid, square, rectangle, and dodecahedron. His parents were obsessed with Geometry and were bad at naming kids.

    • @sophiesometimessews
      @sophiesometimessews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Ravenpotter sir cumference

    • @christiansuchil7181
      @christiansuchil7181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      It's sir cole

    • @makaylagore7415
      @makaylagore7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dead Girl Talking omg i forgot about that book... also is ur user a heathers reference??

    • @m1sterch3f7
      @m1sterch3f7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Christian Suchil r/wooosh

  • @sshy_indigoo
    @sshy_indigoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    This is me being a history nerd, but he speaks Early Modern English. I'd expect him to speak Middle English...?

    • @squidwardtentacles7144
      @squidwardtentacles7144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Right. You won't even have to be a history major to know that. I've read excerpts from the 19th century that sound more foreign than him. And also since it's the 13th century how come he's not acting like women are beneath since he's a man. Or am I thinking about it too much?🤔

    • @sshy_indigoo
      @sshy_indigoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@squidwardtentacles7144 If you are then I am as well lol. And I'd expect him to be pretty religious and not know what she's saying (since they're speaking two different forms of English)

    • @ParadiseClouds
      @ParadiseClouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Right? Like, I'm neither a history major nor an English major but this threw me off so much. I know it's supposed to be a cheesy feel-good Christmas story but c'mon. 700 years between them and the only difference is that he says "thee" instead of "you?" I'm all for suspension of disbelief but this film went a little too far.

    • @979aljm
      @979aljm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nothing to say about the "XIV century armor"?

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And his fucking armour...

  • @jlambuth
    @jlambuth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Netflix: OK Vanessa. This is our deal for you: Tons of movies where you play the same 1-dimensional girl for Christmas and we just swap around the guy.
    Vanessa: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

    • @collegerebel
      @collegerebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      She's gotta pay her bills and plastic surgery somehow. For actor, a steady movie deal with Netflix doesn't seem so bad.

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Her career was kinda dying from 2010 or 11?

    • @Hi-jq7ic
      @Hi-jq7ic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      She has to be able to pay rent somehow

    • @SunWukongYT
      @SunWukongYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Or what if, Cole was the guy that broke up with her in the princess switch

    • @eduardoterrific1685
      @eduardoterrific1685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think people here needs to watch "Gimme Shelter" or "Grease Live"

  • @stephanie-rv2gb
    @stephanie-rv2gb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9301

    “brooke’s niece falls in the lake and dies or something”
    i’m sorry, *WHAT*

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

      Literally my reaction, the clincher is the casual way Alex delivers that line, as if it's no big deal!😆

    • @dataexpunged6969
      @dataexpunged6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      I did a double take at that and had to rewind it when it hit me 😂

    • @KnilchTV
      @KnilchTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

      He said it so casually because she doesn´t die. She gets saved by him.. And yeah I watched this bad movie (sorry)

    • @fujoshipeanut5074
      @fujoshipeanut5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      For a minute there, I thought I was watching 24 frames of nick 😂😂🤔

    • @vkjungenberg4110
      @vkjungenberg4110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      wait where did I miss something XD

  • @renaissancenerd3801
    @renaissancenerd3801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2025

    "She sent him 700 years into the future so he can make out with a high school science teacher" 😂

    • @10418
      @10418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      So the quest was really that ?

    • @venillapalaniandy2712
      @venillapalaniandy2712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love his feedback 😂😂😂

    • @alaynaarthur456
      @alaynaarthur456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That sent me rolling

    • @Rspsand07
      @Rspsand07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@10418 Yes

    • @cryguy0000
      @cryguy0000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This movie is GENIUS!

  • @happyjellycatsquid
    @happyjellycatsquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    I love how she’s a science teacher, but she’s never questioning anything! Like bro I know you teach in high school and you ain’t a researcher, but you should be questioning and look for a logical explanation! Come on, she’s a science teacher yet she appears as smart as a goldfish and goddamn personalityless.

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Science is always open to the "impossible" and is all about looking for the logical explanation behind the action.
      If you weren't open to the impossible and only sticks to the current rules of the universe, you're just in the same state of the common citizens before the modern days that reject every new theory that has been proven to this day.
      Science wouldn't be a thing and the society wont grow if you cant accept that there will always be new unexplainable things, labeled as the "impossible" as of now.

    • @DecemberSfy
      @DecemberSfy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, I think she's not even as smart as a goldfish.

    • @accio_firewhiskey8256
      @accio_firewhiskey8256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hate to be that person but goldfish actually aren't that dumb especially in memory terms, for fish there memory is very good. They can remember things for up to 3 days which for fish is remarkably good

  • @origami6479
    @origami6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    "All little girls wants to be a princess, get married with a knight in a shiny armor and be happy ever after"
    WRONG !!! When I was little, I wanted to be a witcher able to turn myself into a winged blue unicorn with stars tattoos on my butt
    I dare you to tell me that getting married to a knight is better than that

    • @tracybai6546
      @tracybai6546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Omg me too, but thats cuz I watched my little pony with my sister 😂

    • @adedayoadeyinka1861
      @adedayoadeyinka1861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @akankshachauhan7922
      @akankshachauhan7922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just wanted a giant castle all to myself with gold n stuff

    • @c.8043
      @c.8043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wanted to become a knight myself not marry one

    • @fuunosenshi
      @fuunosenshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When I was little, the ghostbusters were very popular (the originals, I'm that old, LOL), and I wanted to become one. Disney Princesses were a thing too, like always, but I never wanted to be them.

  • @cvox607
    @cvox607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4756

    The old lady is like a giggly fangirl who ship two characters from different series and have no choice but to write fanfics about them to satisfy herself

    • @maria.q99
      @maria.q99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      LOL! This sounds Legit!🤣😂😂

    • @anonme_
      @anonme_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      You mean something like the writer who wrote fanfic on Harry Styles and it's a movie now? XDDD
      PS: The movie's name is After.

    • @mnikhk
      @mnikhk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      100%

    • @chileanyways196
      @chileanyways196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      LMAOOO

    • @genesisnashuatec1829
      @genesisnashuatec1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That was me back in 2008

  • @panpani5079
    @panpani5079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "We were all fantasizing about being a princess and true love..."
    I was fantasizing about becoming a power ranger so yeah

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was fantasizing about being a Pokémon trainer.

    • @racheld6338
      @racheld6338 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ✋🏻

  • @pz4642
    @pz4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Plot twist: coel was the most skilled knight in england and now that he's gone noone can stop the witch from conquering england

  • @crystalkittycat8517
    @crystalkittycat8517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2555

    In 10 years this will all be recommended to us, and people who are small when they watched this movie, when ten years have passed, they will say, “wow, this hurt my childhood!”

    • @cecefernandes5657
      @cecefernandes5657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That's a scary thought

    • @restingsadface
      @restingsadface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "this video killed my childhood"

    • @MEG4nerd
      @MEG4nerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nahh under COPPA the comments will go away

    • @Daveluvutube
      @Daveluvutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think it will be

    • @sparkthegirl
      @sparkthegirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bold of you to assume youtube will last that long lmao

  • @thatbooknerdoverthere7899
    @thatbooknerdoverthere7899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    "She is no lady, in high school she was voted as biggest flirt!!1" Ah yes, the family friendly version of "She a ho!"

    • @maxyperson
      @maxyperson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thought the same thing 😂

    • @DrNeat
      @DrNeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HA! legendary.

    • @isiaadiel3468
      @isiaadiel3468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I needed this! Thank you.

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wish they would give school kids ribbons with “Biggest Ho” on them :D

    • @hydras5947
      @hydras5947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dove Nightingale oh, just middle class suburban white christian culture

  • @sophieschroer42
    @sophieschroer42 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wait till Cole finds out how much the hospital visit costs. He'll wanna go back for sure.

  • @Iris-kb9ns
    @Iris-kb9ns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "I want the face of Harry styles
    The voice of Harry Styles
    And the hair of... Harry Styles
    You know what Jessica I think I do have a problem." (2:40)
    Oh my god I laughed so hard at this
    Because it's actually soo true 😂😂😳😌

  • @atalldepresso
    @atalldepresso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3242

    she has a lovely house AAAAND a guest house being a high school science teacher? a knight time traveling from the 14th century to 2019 is no longer the most unbelievable thing in this film

    • @yuktika3901
      @yuktika3901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      99spectrums she does mention that it’s her parents house

    • @__Queen_of_Hearts__
      @__Queen_of_Hearts__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      That's probably one of the few things that made sense- the house belonged to her parents. She said it in the show.

    • @atalldepresso
      @atalldepresso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@yuktika3901 oh lmao sorry i completely missed that

    • @spiderpunk1265
      @spiderpunk1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Portia M. Yeah but she still has to pay for the house

    • @__Queen_of_Hearts__
      @__Queen_of_Hearts__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@spiderpunk1265 For what? The maintenance? It's her alone so I'm sure she can at least cover that. Plus, her parents looked rich so I'm sure she also inherited money. As I said, it was one of the parts of the show that actually made sense.

  • @FabulousKilljoy917
    @FabulousKilljoy917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    Like… am I the only one who’s thinking that Cole is the least medieval name Netflix couldn’t come up with😐

    • @yorukaadams940
      @yorukaadams940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Compared to Emico (I forgot his place of origin, that thing you get in people like Joan _of_ Arc), yes Cole is dull.

    • @VicereineKillbride
      @VicereineKillbride 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Yeah, what about Bartholomew, Cornelius, Johannes, or Tristram? 🤣

    • @manuelat6549
      @manuelat6549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i think it was because of the joke “circle”

    • @fatimahnadeem5878
      @fatimahnadeem5878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Sir coleslaw comes to save lady brooke.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FabulousKilljoy917 yeah not close to medieval in the slightest

  • @PigeonMilk_216
    @PigeonMilk_216 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So are we just politely ignoring the fact that Alex made the movie 100% more interesting by suggesting that the witch is just sending all of the knight to various parts of the future to overtake the castle?

  • @jalynncummings1774
    @jalynncummings1774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Okay guys. Probably my favorite part of his videos is that every single time there is a kissing scene he puts a vacuuming grandma including the sound !! Love it!!

  • @miaaaa9817
    @miaaaa9817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    I don’t get why she let him stay in her house with a *sword* and then continues to let him bring it places.

    • @GUnit40W
      @GUnit40W 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Would you say no and start ordering a random guy around who was armed with a sword? I would just let him go where he wants.............at least until I could get my hands on a gun or taser. I would at minimum have my own sword before I felt comfortable enough to start telling him what he can and can't do. Haha!

    • @internetghost469
      @internetghost469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GUnit40W facts tho

    • @nxtalie2374
      @nxtalie2374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mia aaa he even started a fire in the front of her house on like the first or second day he was staying there

    • @krizzygirl206
      @krizzygirl206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Uh, it's obviously a killer fashion accessory she's not gonna fashion police this dude. She respects his style.

    • @WarriorMondenkind
      @WarriorMondenkind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And guns are safer? It takes skill to use a sword and years of training, any idiot can pull a trigger and kill somebody. Plus this is America, the freedom to bear arms includes swords.

  • @georgiac.5352
    @georgiac.5352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    I love how the hospital said he was fine and let him leave when he was obviously not ok. This guy thought he was a 13th century knight.
    Then she lets this mentally unwell guy that she doesn’t know come and stay in her home.

    • @adolphaselrah9506
      @adolphaselrah9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Georgia C. And the guy has flawless skin, perfect teeth, and hasn’t died of the plague or several diseases yet. How has he not spread diseases or caught them is beyond me. And they are not freaking out about how this guy isn’t in any government system. And how is he understanding what they are saying? English ain’t what it used to be back in the 1300’s. The 1600’s is where things start becoming unrecognizable so how is he able to speak and understand modern English?

    • @oldclem_
      @oldclem_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@adolphaselrah9506 apparently people's teeth might not have been as bad as you'd think (well, for Saxons at least, so maybe early middle ages too) as there was, well, no sugar in their diet.. But believe me, I'm certainly not defending this film either way!

    • @witchf4ce310
      @witchf4ce310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lucy Lu 13th century???? 1300’s you mean?

    • @witchf4ce310
      @witchf4ce310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Adolpha Selrah damn now when you mention it. English became England’s official language in the 15th century lmao

    • @pippi2285
      @pippi2285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@adolphaselrah9506 medieval people didn't have bad teeth, because, believe it or not, they actually had really good dental hygiene because they thought diseases came from bad smells

  • @Soda_Capp
    @Soda_Capp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Is anyone else gonna ask why was COLE holding a sword and everybody just like : Oh, just normal!

  • @diamondowl9321
    @diamondowl9321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    13:56 Well it worked for Jane Foster......
    Wait, this movie is basically Thor minus any antagonist. Medieval warrior man and science lady meet and fall in love after she hits him with her car and takes him to a hospital, then cue the fish-out-of water romance story.
    I'm onto you, Netflix.

    • @caitforte2456
      @caitforte2456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn someone had to say it.

  • @magic_chipmunk3672
    @magic_chipmunk3672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    Netflix should just stay away from anything remotely historical

    • @lucillebenavides4568
      @lucillebenavides4568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Actually, there's a really good movie called The King on Netflix about king henry the 5th. Really good movie, although it depends on what you like. So netflix just sucks at rom coms

    • @lokilaufeyson2537
      @lokilaufeyson2537 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucillebenavides4568 aww man that's the best.

    • @mariontandy1376
      @mariontandy1376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lucillebenavides4568 Yes but The King, even if it is a good movie, is actually very inaccurate historically. Wich would not be a problem (after all, it's a fiction) if Netflix had not presented it precisely as an historical movie. So yeah, Netflix should stay away from historical content...Or hire a consulting historian on their movie and actually listen to him. ^^'

    • @evilhag8115
      @evilhag8115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mariontandy1376 Didn't they based The King on Shakespeare's play? (maybe that's why it's different than the actual events)

    • @lucillebenavides4568
      @lucillebenavides4568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mariontandy1376 still, it was at least a good movie that had actual elements of what that time was like a little bit. This was more of a rom com, and honestly, netflix rom coms are the worst

  • @melinawest9104
    @melinawest9104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2725

    Alex: turn one dad joke into an entire movie
    Netflix: *well boys, we’ve been exposed*

    • @anushkasrivastav5643
      @anushkasrivastav5643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      More like we've been exposed

    • @MissEasyPeasySleasy
      @MissEasyPeasySleasy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      anushka srivastav um...🧐🤔🤨😐 means the same thing.😑🤫

    • @i___270___x8
      @i___270___x8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr, lmaooo

    • @prettygay
      @prettygay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MissEasyPeasySleasy nah not really

    • @bekleedee
      @bekleedee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol!!!

  • @lachlanbarton401
    @lachlanbarton401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “Brooke’s niece falls in the lake and dies or something” Alex Meyers 2019

  • @EdieBird
    @EdieBird ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If I'm not mistaken, THIS Vanessa Hudgens has a Christmas ornament from the kingdom in The Christmas Prince. This means...she's part of the Vanessa Hudgens Army that will eventually consume the globe.

  • @pandacakee
    @pandacakee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5298

    Vanessa never broke her smile throughout the entire movie. The ENTIRE movie.

    • @multifandomz8221
      @multifandomz8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

      she was thinking of the pay check the entire time

    • @mathiaskjlseth1474
      @mathiaskjlseth1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      10:38 half a second of her not smiling.

    • @simplyawful543
      @simplyawful543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I read this in Alex's voice

    • @RyanLBrown9396
      @RyanLBrown9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Y S Something beautiful should never be broken

    • @veronicaf7233
      @veronicaf7233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Even when she was crying hahaha

  • @itssnll
    @itssnll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2280

    i lost it at "you can take one dad joke and turn it into an entire movie"

  • @brennanolson5401
    @brennanolson5401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "A witch sent Cole 500 years in the future just so he could make out with some high school science teacher" gets me every time!😂

  • @pixleprincess9424
    @pixleprincess9424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Witch: Your quest was to fall in love
    Cole: So one of the girls around here?
    Witch: Nah Imma send you to 2019 cuz reasons

  • @elleyeah746
    @elleyeah746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2821

    Everyone: hey, Netflix? Do you think we could get characters with, you know, personalities??
    Netflix: yeh but what if we made a KNIGHT movie with V hUdGe

    • @elliest55
      @elliest55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I have a theory that all these terrible Netflix romcoms are not written by humans but by an AI that's been programmed to learn all the cliches from every romcom ever written and just rearrange them in a script that doesn't have to make sense or have any character development/consistency.

    • @manavudgirkar3345
      @manavudgirkar3345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      V huDGE

    • @mattevans4377
      @mattevans4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's called the Dragon Prince

    • @aiden604
      @aiden604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mattevans4377 someone knows whatsupp

    • @sunflowerpresent4463
      @sunflowerpresent4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      elliest 55 ok why is that actually genius I-

  • @LisaMariavanHarmelen
    @LisaMariavanHarmelen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2774

    Her “small” guesthouse is bigger than my ACTUAL house 😂

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lisa Maria van Harmelen
      My 2nd house was 3x bigger

    • @melaniejade2637
      @melaniejade2637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      J nobody cares

    • @user-jf1tr7pi7d
      @user-jf1tr7pi7d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      J weird flex but ok

    • @metanoia3438
      @metanoia3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      J nobody asked

    • @hannahjoy396
      @hannahjoy396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@user-dr2yz8um3d wow what a lame, random lie lol are you 12 years old?
      Because my third house is 4x as big, so...

  • @ghostlystarsss
    @ghostlystarsss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The knight dude's hair reminds me of sinjin from victorious.

  • @luvvlymorrigan
    @luvvlymorrigan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    14:33 OH MY LORD ALEX HAS SOLVED THE MYSTERY LADIES , GENTS AND MORE, *THE WITCH WAS THE VILLAN THIS WHOLE TIME*

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    A single high school teacher having a guest house is the most fantastical part of this entire movie.

    • @hannahstarinieri1351
      @hannahstarinieri1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      J C yeah especially a teacher in the United States

    • @maxyperson
      @maxyperson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe it was inherited?

    • @cynthiabeck620
      @cynthiabeck620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was inherited, both of her parents passed away

    • @georgiatsambis
      @georgiatsambis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omggggg 😂😂😂😂

    • @georgiatsambis
      @georgiatsambis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both of my parents are teachers sooo

  • @madisoned
    @madisoned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5439

    "Fall in love with people for who they are now, not who they could be in the future"
    Came for a movie review, got a dating lesson

    • @gwendolynjimenez6435
      @gwendolynjimenez6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      And yet the whole movie is about a guy falling in love with a girl from the future 😂😂

    • @madisoned
      @madisoned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@gwendolynjimenez6435 lol, though not all of us can time travel

    • @rollingapples6579
      @rollingapples6579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      madisoned You can’t make yourself fall in love with someone, unfortunately

    • @bbking006
      @bbking006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      500 days of summer in a nutshell

    • @acoolducksloveryeahweexist
      @acoolducksloveryeahweexist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same 😂😂

  • @user-in8dc3hz9j
    @user-in8dc3hz9j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me: *Hears Cole's accent*
    My brain: Monty Python and the holy grail

  • @pauladudleycreatfeat
    @pauladudleycreatfeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Someone put a dog in a sock, Brook!" Killed me

  • @Hedgpig
    @Hedgpig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "The witch sent Cole seven hundred years in the future [and to a different continent] so he could make out with a high-school science teacher"
    Well when you put it like that, of course it sounds dumb

    • @tosinakin2508
      @tosinakin2508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Think about it though. Let's say the witch meant to turn him from medieval knight to "knight in shining armor." Brooke can't be the only heartbroken ex-girlfriend during Christmas. Why does she care about her specifically?

    • @Schneeeulenwetter
      @Schneeeulenwetter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hedgpig that was actually the thing that confused me from the beginning

  • @sunebeukes4670
    @sunebeukes4670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    “Late 20’s adult who just kinda exists”- me

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm gonna be 30 in February so 😫

    • @DukeofLorraine
      @DukeofLorraine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      kimberly s ok boomer

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DukeofLorraine 😂🤣

    • @pienyx8017
      @pienyx8017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kimberly s what a boomer response

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@pienyx8017 My parents are boomers, not me!

  • @xPXGx
    @xPXGx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Alex gives VERY good life/ relationship advice in this video. He says:
    "If you go into a relationship, hoping or expecting the other person to change for you, you only have yourself to blame when they disappoint you"
    Four years ago, regrettably, I did exactly that. I was in a codependent relationship. It took a lot of soul searching and courage to recognize that and end it.
    Be with someone because you genuinely enjoy their company and because they're a positive influence. In time, if you can realistically envision a workable future with that person, fantastic. But ABSOLUTELY DO NOT settle for someone, hoping that they change later on. That only puts extraordinary pressure on them and will ultimately disappoint you.

  • @NguyenReactions
    @NguyenReactions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    12:38 When the science teacher disregarded science...

  • @randomnorh5367
    @randomnorh5367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3966

    _They should’ve made a movie about how did she afford this house_

    • @Stonytude
      @Stonytude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      FaMiLy MoNeY

    • @jannamohamed2568
      @jannamohamed2568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Norah Saad it’s her parents she got it after they both died

    • @TheOther-Dude
      @TheOther-Dude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I know right? There's no way a high school teacher could afford the mortgage for that place! The guest house is bigger than my apartment 😭

    • @r3a1itygamezz14
      @r3a1itygamezz14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Norah Saad “oh so you can’t afford the rent hmmm maybe we could work something out......” that’s how 😂

    • @ravenpotter3
      @ravenpotter3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tax evasion and tax fraud (or whatever that stuff is called) and selling illegal science stuff

  • @valentinafartais7238
    @valentinafartais7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    for whatever reason the most annoying aspect of all films like that is how the hell does every woman have an endless supply of gorgeous coats

    • @jasminguiza6227
      @jasminguiza6227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Valentina Fartais For real tho. I only have like 5 gorgeous coats and I barely have the chance to use them.

    • @haidamzeme2305
      @haidamzeme2305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I have none. 😂

    • @shirleykeeldar9662
      @shirleykeeldar9662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I know, right! They have a ridiculously expensive, beautifully tailored coat to match every jumper, blouse and scarf they own, and then we're expected to believe they're not secretly millionares.

    • @jasminguiza6227
      @jasminguiza6227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shirley Keeldar So unrealistic. Like are we sure that they are some regular people cause they sure af don’t act like it.

    • @Ambivalence22
      @Ambivalence22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would agree, but I’m the person that has that many coats. I just find them on sale after the cold seasons and pack them up in air tight bags during the summer so they last me forever.

  • @MatthewKaplan
    @MatthewKaplan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “ if you’re looking for true love, just start hitting people with cars and somethings bound to work out.”
    -Alex Myers 2019

  • @8nana8
    @8nana8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "You wanna cosplay as my ex boyfriend" 😂😂😂😂

  • @pennywise5662
    @pennywise5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8141

    The most unbelievable thing is a high school teacher having a guest house.

    • @realnoobbot
      @realnoobbot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      It’s her parents house - who sadly passed away.

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      It's part of her inheritance.

    • @eden-.-3483
      @eden-.-3483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      We should ask YOU why you haven't lost any teeth

    • @pastaery_379
      @pastaery_379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Shut up pennywise & go back to your sewage hole.

    • @serenityatkinson901
      @serenityatkinson901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      lies the most unbelievable thing is that she don't live in the damn school

  • @kemikomolafe1314
    @kemikomolafe1314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    That "british" accent was terrible and they really did that black girl dirty with that styling 🤧🤧

    • @Ladyniona
      @Ladyniona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      It was weird how his accent kept changing throughout the movie...especially since the actor is truly is British lol

    • @sophieborgmeyer9771
      @sophieborgmeyer9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      the wig... oh no...

    • @easywhitechocolate
      @easywhitechocolate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      I was gonna lose it at someone over that wig but I found the girls instagram account and that's actually how she styles her own hair so.... 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @sophieborgmeyer9771
      @sophieborgmeyer9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@easywhitechocolate oh okay then that's not ours to critique

    • @stopcommentingshit
      @stopcommentingshit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣You girls are so bitchy what happened to woman empowerment?
      Shame on all of you.

  • @justlex1173
    @justlex1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Why would the knight want to come to this time. Doesn’t he know it’s almost a huge pandemic 😷

  • @jietroraximoff2805
    @jietroraximoff2805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:29 I love Mrs. Claus' reaction. She's like "whoa! Okaayy..."😕😬

  • @empod
    @empod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    this movie is basically christmas Thor.

    • @ananya9852
      @ananya9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      empod i thought i was the only one who thought that!

    • @LoveK1
      @LoveK1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yes! And that scene in the diner where he demanded another drink like Thor did. I had to roll my eyes at the blatant rip off.

    • @ananya9852
      @ananya9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      LoveK and like hitting him with a car then going to the hospital

    • @sofiayoung9660
      @sofiayoung9660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's enchanted but very poor written

    • @ebrillswan7235
      @ebrillswan7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ananya9852 And having your ex's clothes still in your house that happen to fit the man dressed in the renfair clothes.

  • @jediglory13
    @jediglory13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    "Hello, I am boring and attractive."
    " ok cool, me too. "

  • @naomi1256
    @naomi1256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I want the face of Harry Styles and The voice of Harry Styles and the Hair of Harry Styles"
    same alex same

  • @alisaurus4224
    @alisaurus4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:32 when she hits him with her car, he yells “EGAD!”

  • @asinnerontheright
    @asinnerontheright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1784

    Seeing Vanessa star as a teacher is weird. I'm just so used to her a Gabriella lmao.

    • @Rognik
      @Rognik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      The circle is complete...

    • @conbiniii
      @conbiniii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Her being a teacher was so pointless. She was a teacher for like, the first two minutes of the movie and then it wasn’t really mentioned again until the end, haha. 😅

    • @ozeirGD
      @ozeirGD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't care about Gabriella but her character from Spring Breakers though....

    • @truthrodianow7328
      @truthrodianow7328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To be fair she looks about the same age as the student lol

    • @keetinlong6330
      @keetinlong6330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      After graduating high school & college Gabriella became a teacher.

  • @andreacaininstinct
    @andreacaininstinct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Imagine having to say those lines with a straight face

  • @emilystone8109
    @emilystone8109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how he says the niece dies so casually

  • @throwback74
    @throwback74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The whole movie my family were trying to call out the moment when Cole would say "You are my quest", it took longer than any of us expected, but we were not disappointed 😂

  • @lynngatrell7965
    @lynngatrell7965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    Hallmark: There's a limit to how monotonous and stupid our Christmas movies should be.
    Netflix: Hold my beer.

  • @imreallyhuman2658
    @imreallyhuman2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    What if they had Zac Effron star as the ex boyfriend? This could be an unofficial sad version of HSM 4 🤣😂
    (And the neighbor could've been Sharpay)

    • @Schneeeulenwetter
      @Schneeeulenwetter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ImReally Human they def. missed an opportunity

    • @idontknowwhattochangethist9528
      @idontknowwhattochangethist9528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @teddyhargrove7789
      @teddyhargrove7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said in the list of her awesome life, “used to date zac effron”

    • @Ally-he8id
      @Ally-he8id 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe for the masterpiece Vanessa decides to do next Xmas

    • @arachnesakura9375
      @arachnesakura9375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no better Troy is the ex, Sharpay is who he cheated with, and Ryan is the flirty neighbor. 😆

  • @neitherlink6612
    @neitherlink6612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly, I’m more interested in knowing why a witch powerful enough to time travel is wondering about in one of the worse times in human history… willingly. If you have that kind of power, why are you so old, is it a disguise, and if it is, why does she need it?

  • @Wattizdat
    @Wattizdat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "That's right everybody, the witch in the forest sent Cole 700 years in the future so that he can make out with an high school science teacher" Hahahaha, this line right there made me laughed so much. Netflix Christmas Originals are just the best, dumbest movie ideas ever

    • @mystii8134
      @mystii8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KyngSob89 I want a woman to go back in time and deal with the constant sexism and her strong ideas being turned down and being punished for paganism whilst being a scullery maid having to learn old English. Netflix make that a movie huh?

    • @Wattizdat
      @Wattizdat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mystii8134 Hahaha, it would be a whole different Christmas movie. In the end, she also decide to go back to his time to live happily ever, but after a year he becomes one of the victim of the Black Death, so she is stuck in 1300's England, alone, and her knowledge of science, make other people uneasy, so she becomes secluded. Wishing to go back to her time, she begins to study magic, and try to find any artefact related to time travelling, that is where she finds a blue medallion working only around Christmas time, so she goes back in time to find her Cole and..you guessed it, all this time, the old lady in forest was in fact V-Hughe from another timeline trying to repair the mistake from the past. BOOM!

  • @xFolkmore
    @xFolkmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4077

    I love how Alex is like “If he’s actually from the 14th century all she should be asking is how he has so many teeth and hasnt died from like 10 different diseases”

    • @jasminemoon1889
      @jasminemoon1889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DreamImpossibleThings lol

    • @yumine9196
      @yumine9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Hahaha I thought he was going to talk about him having an awful breath (if he's actually from 14th century)

    • @babswilcox9941
      @babswilcox9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Shouldn't he also not be speaking modern English? So, like picture someone speaking exclusively like everyone in the Canterbury Tales. He's also pretty damn tall for someone from the 1300s, isn't he?

    • @xFolkmore
      @xFolkmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Barbara Wilcox HAHA so many plot holes

    • @ddsjgvk
      @ddsjgvk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@yumine9196 Humans have been bushing their teeth a lot longer than you would think.

  • @Anoun7327
    @Anoun7327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:35: anyone noticed the redhead checking him out

  • @pomelvi
    @pomelvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "So after Brooke and Cole do their thing..."
    *animated Cole casually turns into the Demogorgon from Stranger Things and eats animated Brooke*

  • @Parasmores
    @Parasmores 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2573

    I'm mainly concerned at how Cole will live as a human in 2019 without a social security number, birth certificate, etc. 😂

    • @jaybee4118
      @jaybee4118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Bethany Coomes not easily! I’m not from the US, but it isn’t much different. I used to work with this woman in the UK who was married to man that was a quite a bit older (he’d be in his 80s now) and was born into a Romany family. They’d never registered his birth. He didn’t have a birth certificate, national insurance number, which is like a social security number, he couldn’t get a passport and he couldn’t work unless it was off the books. Luckily healthcare is easier in the UK, if you have a British accent no one even thinks twice about questioning if you should be getting completely free healthcare or not! It was a bit rubbish for them though! He didn’t even try to make himself “legal” until he was in this 30s, and by then no one could remember when exactly he was born! They didn’t celebrate birthdays so no one really bothered to keep track. He wasn’t exactly sure how old he was even.

    • @ppatel23
      @ppatel23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This comment needs more likes. Great thinking

    • @MaripositaNessa
      @MaripositaNessa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is exactly what I was wondering at the end of the movie lol

    • @hanjaessi
      @hanjaessi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bethany Coomes same 😂

    • @kimnaia8616
      @kimnaia8616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol that just came to my mind!! 😂

  • @thefantasyfallstheatre1876
    @thefantasyfallstheatre1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    “For a chin like that, I’m willing to look past A LOT OF THINGS.”

  • @brittanyfehlings6838
    @brittanyfehlings6838 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When she lets him barrow the car, I thought she was crazy!

  • @space4654
    @space4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cole: Helps Brooke with kneading bread.
    Me: Puking to death on the floor

  • @screamingatm
    @screamingatm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    i've been ignoring this film on netflix because i know alex meyers will watch it for me

    • @hurremanastasia7322
      @hurremanastasia7322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Right

    • @boncals
      @boncals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same haha

    • @eliannalinde228
      @eliannalinde228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol me too

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Too right, I don't need to watch many of these movies or shows, namely because Alex's reaction tells me everything I need to know!😅

    • @rik0904
      @rik0904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have alex game. I watch it and then guess what he gonna say about it. For every wrong guess one shoot, for every good one you get one point. Winner is the one with most points and conscious.

  • @FpAeItTeHr
    @FpAeItTeHr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1614

    Imagin they break up 😂 like this guy is now stuck in a whole lifetime

    • @a.l.michael6240
      @a.l.michael6240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol 😂

    • @darkangel4994
      @darkangel4994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Also they can’t even get married cause , with his lack of identity and records, he basically doesn’t exist lmao

    • @mystii8134
      @mystii8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Dark Angel he can’t get a job either. Life’s gonna suck.

    • @janellemora1728
      @janellemora1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@darkangel4994 Maybe the witch can fix that and conjure up a birth certificate or something 🤷‍♀️

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      you guys are killing me with this comments 😂😂😂

  • @MissJJoan
    @MissJJoan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're right. There's no conflict or obstacle. How did I not notice that? Another good question is how was I able to watch a movie like this without getting bored? I'm baffled.

  • @juke3657
    @juke3657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:06 the music
    7:28 manly dude
    11:25 vacuuming commences
    13:21 ohio and old crone
    13:55 well I mean back to the future follows that too

  • @cynthiaramirezdiaz
    @cynthiaramirezdiaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    They put movies like this and Netflix still cancel Anne with an e

    • @wendyhere7204
      @wendyhere7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Wait, what?! They cancelled Anne with an e? :( Why? It is loved by basically everyone.

    • @cynthiaramirezdiaz
      @cynthiaramirezdiaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wendy Here not sure why but many fans are trying to get it renewed on twitter and let Netflix know that we want a season 4

    • @SleepyheadFilms
      @SleepyheadFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s funny because Netflix is like roblox they have creators producing for them

    • @Nico_Mar
      @Nico_Mar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought they were going to release it after Canada finished running it. Season 3 is filming...

    • @omolea
      @omolea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Guys sign the petition we will get a season 4 or I will die

  • @isobeldoyle3783
    @isobeldoyle3783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Vanessa Hudgens is slowly becoming the Michael Buble of christmas movies 🤣

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ever since High School Musical trilogies?

    • @isobeldoyle3783
      @isobeldoyle3783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@poweroffriendship2.0 yeah that's the joke

    • @sahirdiesh6386
      @sahirdiesh6386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You probably were thinking that this joke would’ve been better next year but that was too long to wait and you’d forget about it anyways

    • @isobeldoyle3783
      @isobeldoyle3783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sahirdiesh6386 no I was just tryna make ppl smile

    • @sahirdiesh6386
      @sahirdiesh6386 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isobeldoyle3783 ok

  • @yeah_i_likeCartoons
    @yeah_i_likeCartoons ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There’s so many plot issues that I had with this movie but one of those is a 1300s man learning how to ride 2010s Car completely by himself in about 10 minutes 😪

  • @davidmurphysandiego
    @davidmurphysandiego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was I the only what who thought for a split second that her ex-boyfriend James was Tom Holland? Because I was about to scream at the top of my lungs that she made the biggest mistake in the history of big mistakes...

  • @WhitneyDahlin
    @WhitneyDahlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    The most unrealistic thing about this whole movie is the fact a high school science teacher can afford to own, pay taxes on, heat and pay for up keep on a mansion. Way too unrealistic for me. Totally took me out of the movie and ruined my suspension of disbelief.

    • @Sugarypop13
      @Sugarypop13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Whitney Dahlin
      MAYBE she inherited old money 😂

    • @crystala7x182
      @crystala7x182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yes that was so much more unrealistic than the time traveling knight 😂

    • @WhitneyDahlin
      @WhitneyDahlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@crystala7x182 I agree. Time travel, fine, hospital treating a car crash victim without insurance, stretching it a little bit but still okay, witches that live in the woods, fine, highschool teacher that's rich, NOPE. Too unrealistic for me. I tap out.

    • @urmomsgf420
      @urmomsgf420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s not necessarily a mansion it’s a nice sized home with a guest home which is fairly expensive but it is still unrealistic

    • @tiafayed7545
      @tiafayed7545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In the film, she says it’s her parents’ house.

  • @HighlandHellboy
    @HighlandHellboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Cole has to be the most unlucky person, having to deal with both the bubonic plague and Covid

  • @catlover2223
    @catlover2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would totally watch a movie where the old crone sends all the knights to the future and takes over the castle.

  • @Pebbllz
    @Pebbllz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    “Brooke’s niece falls in a lake and dies or whatever. Anyways-“
    Me: *excuse me, what?*

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i would've taken drowned in a puddle

    • @luciakaminski779
      @luciakaminski779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      She's fine! The knight instucts her to shimmy towards solid ground

    • @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640
      @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My dad watched that movie a couple days ago, Cole saved her niece lmao

    • @colleenm850
      @colleenm850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You Don't Need To Know Who I Am sure… “my dad”

    • @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640
      @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@colleenm850 yeah I was unfortunately in the living room when he watched it lmao

  • @gloriamarie830
    @gloriamarie830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    “I want the face of Harry Styles, the voice of Harry Styles, the hair of Harry Styles”
    I was ATTACKED

    • @erinbridgen2886
      @erinbridgen2886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same!!

    • @laylaxo1660
      @laylaxo1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DEAD ASS

    • @mystii8134
      @mystii8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “I want the hair of Harry Styles, the voice of Harry Styles, the hair of Harry Styles
      And the psychology of Jason Dean (from Heathers)”
      -Preferably not though-

    • @InactiveTwig
      @InactiveTwig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!

    • @lafee3760
      @lafee3760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

  • @cornylovesnature
    @cornylovesnature 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are one of the nicest channels out there! I can watch your videos like a dozen times and they still are fun to watch! Keep on going!

  • @sruthivenkatraman3762
    @sruthivenkatraman3762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    " Feeny her way into her student's lives"
    Me: OMG, boy meets world....

  • @vAqeii
    @vAqeii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    You already know that the movie sucks when they spell 'night' wrong

    • @chillinc5158
      @chillinc5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So i wasnt the only one🤔
      huh.......

    • @devilflakes4406
      @devilflakes4406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Samantha Bannasch dear god I knooooow

    • @plumpuppet7206
      @plumpuppet7206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      *When the title is a pun you mean

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I know, I HATE it when movies get their titles wrong, especially if it's supposed to be a pun!😉😁

    • @vlonezerks1376
      @vlonezerks1376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      vAqeii you are wrong it!!! It is the name of the MOVIE!!
      Knight is like Knight in shining armor not night like it is night time

  • @gillianmarie5895
    @gillianmarie5895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1112

    Alex: “If you want to find true love, just start hitting people with cars.”
    So, Jane and Thor?

    • @sednanref
      @sednanref 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Gillian Marie was that true love tho?

    • @shsltrash6685
      @shsltrash6685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Abigail Fernandes hah no, where is Jane anyway?

    • @attiasprouse682
      @attiasprouse682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jane IS Thor!

    • @KeithTreason
      @KeithTreason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ಠﭛಠ
      th-cam.com/video/FFwF5AOhZrw/w-d-xo.html

    • @kiyaradunuwille9228
      @kiyaradunuwille9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg I was thinking of the exact same thing😂

  • @premiumheadpats4150
    @premiumheadpats4150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am so confused by the plot of this movie. I was especially confused for a minute when you said the niece died. lol
    Your idea for the plot both destroyed my funny bone and sounds way more interesting than anything else I just saw.

  • @thatsketchypanda2597
    @thatsketchypanda2597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you have no idea how long it took me to figure out why someone would randomly start vacuuming in the middle of alex's videos.

  • @eiveive
    @eiveive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    brooke mate don’t marry him he’s from norwich his parents are cousins

    • @Rose-th7kt
      @Rose-th7kt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂

    • @lucyk4119
      @lucyk4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Wait only cousins, with Norwich shouldn't they be siblings instead or something?

    • @eiveive
      @eiveive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Shaggy Doo shh i was trying to be nice

    • @jemmalarkman186
      @jemmalarkman186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaha I’m from Norwich 😂

    • @funkdancingforselfdefense5278
      @funkdancingforselfdefense5278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This had me rolling

  • @sleepysmartboy6287
    @sleepysmartboy6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1166

    She's REALLY into magic and shit for a science teacher

    • @skinnysnorlax1876
      @skinnysnorlax1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      She's into the Dr. Doom brand of science

    • @abidhussainbhatti2502
      @abidhussainbhatti2502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT I WAS THE THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @awesometown1000
      @awesometown1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It kinda makes sense. A part of being a science teacher is an extreme desire to understand how the world works. So if someone came into our world using magic (something that logically shouldn’t exist) wouldn’t you want to understand how that works?

    • @aaao8030
      @aaao8030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like your pfp

  • @kimberlyoldschool
    @kimberlyoldschool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait, was “Christmas Eve” actually a thing in England in the 13th century?
    And doesn’t Vanessa’s character live alone in that big house? If so, why does she have 4 stockings hung?