Halo Infinite - Funny Dialogue 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- This will be part 2 of my funny dialogue series in Halo Infinite. Much like the previous video, a bulk of the lines featured will be from Grunts and Marines, but I did make sure to try and find loads of lines from other characters that can be found in the game (namely the Jackals). With all that said, I hope you guys enjoy the video!
All footage used in this video was recorded and edited together by me.
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The kig yar having a genuine existential crisis has me dying, considering finance, selling his kids,
Honestly him having this crisis is impressive. Kids are expensive, but he could have more money if he sells them... But he doesn't know if he can justify it. Such emotional complexity never before seen in a kig yar. XD
Sell your kids: get some money. Easy!
@@wruenvadam I want to see a spin off game that’s just that one jackals career in finance
But he needs that money for the kids
If he sells the kids he'll get the money
@@therobotengineer9834 A Kig Yar Accountant. Unheard of!
I love the "What's under your helmet, is it another helmet?" Because it's actually a reference to the Combat Evolved's ending
You don't say
How do you know?
@@mcknightmorgan2021 if you use a free camera to see what happens when Chief takes off his helmet in combat evolved there's just another helmet
I thought it was Custom edition where he just has the helmet head
Robot Chicken did a gag with that for Halo 5. Chief taking off his helmet just to reveal another helmet
1:52
"TELL MY MOM I DIED IN A MUCH COOLER WAY!"
*LITERALLY LIVES* 💀💀💀💀
He probably just threw his helmet because that’s were the grenade was
He had 1 HP
@@lonepilot1805 no it's because in Halo infinite you cannot kill the NPC marines that you can find or any other friendly NPC for that matter
@@cringehunter3812 I have played Halo infinite I know but this is my head canon
That awkward moment when Halo Infinite shows more love for Red vs. Blue than Rooster Teeth.
True af
It’s not actually that blue team. Chiefs squad in halo 5 is literally named blue team, hence why the grunt referred to them as his siblings. Fuck knows how he knows about that.
@@haydenTenno-that's not the reference they were talking about, and I'm a bit disappointed you thought it was.
@@haydenTenno-shiela is very upset with you
@@Ublivion01 Someone missed at least half the pedals
I like how the jackals narrate thier thoughts
I hope that jackal lives on to pursue his dreams, and get a hobby
Finally, Aliems with Autism
I didn't know the jackals can talk.
@@mcknightmorgan2021I guess they're reserved
@@lethalbroccoli01 I haven't been keeping up with the story since Halo 5 came by and ruined everything.
4:13 when he said this cloaked elites were actually behind me.
Same…
“Hey spartan! Reach called!”
Master Chief: and I took that personally
3:54 they need to add three active camouflaged elites to a random propaganda tower for April fools, this would make a good prank.
sometimes it already happens i believe
4:32
"Being best friends with Arbiter made you be soft."
*"Were it so easy"* (one shots grunt)
1:10 I love the red vs blue references in infinite
YESSSS, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY 1
Bring Sheila home
What is this referencing?
They even gave him kinda a caboose voice
0:48 is what I think you mean
Whoever voiced the Grunts did a really great job.
Most of the lines were done by Joseph Staten, Halo Infinite's Head Creative.
@@dogmat8733And the dude who’s voiced the grunts in every other Halo game, including Reach and Combat Evolved, where they didn’t speak English.
@@dogmat8733 Did he really voice the Grunts other than the propaganda Grunt? He voiced the Grunts in the Bungie games and he sounds way different in those games than the NPC Grunts in Infinite, which makes me believe he only voiced the Propaganda Grunt here.
The writers managed to do what Yakuza did with Halo.
The storyline is played dead-seriously, but the moment you stop to do the side-content every other interaction becomes a fucking improv comedy routine.
We need the Halo equivalent of "let's pacify this bitch" ASAP
The amount of rvb references :)
I can't even hahahhahahaha Sheila hahahahahah
6:34 *GRUNT GOING OUT LIKE A BOSS*
FR
0:44
Good...point actually
for real
3:46 “Man, it must smell SO BAD inside that armor *GASPS* OhHhHhHhHhH i RaN oUt Of BrEaTh” 😂😂
Buddy cop adventure with chief and grunt is something I need. That would make better show than what's coming now
Yeah until the sex scene comes on
@@thevisitor8906 nigga what
@@thevisitor8906🫥
@@thevisitor8906 best part
@@CaptainMichaelJCaboosemake sure the grunt is imprisoned first
4:18 I would take that grunt as a sidekick any day.
yes same ehre
Finally, Grunt Companion
Fuck yes! The thing every soldier needs! Every marine and odst having a personal combat grunt to make quips and be funny.
8:56
...that Grunt just roasted Chief's human side harder than a firing Halo ring could.
"Ethical Concern"
7:22
When someone comes up with a better idea then me:
here, catch a bad case of dead is a little extreme, isn't it? lmao
@@Arborvitar No it was an elite saying as much as I enjoy the opinion on another do shut up. But I noticed the past few videos of these the videos and positions are messed up.
Real
1:51 best last words ever
Edit wait he survived
0:43 this grunt actually understands the laws of physics
3:31 i love how two of the marines start joking around and the last guy is just like
*”LOST VISUAL ON CONTACT*”
“LOST VISUAL ON CONTACT”🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
The funny dialogue from the Grunts them makes me feel guilty killing them
"Hey spartan! Reach called! NOT! AAhhha!"
Nop, I am not sorry for killing them.
and tragic backstory! please no hurt!
Just remember the billions of human lives they took
1:05 that grunt got a good point
Yeah master chief's armour itself is over 1k pounds
Ok I think you got the wrong time stamp
My favourite line was when I was hijacking a banshee and the Elite shouts "You filth!" The way he sounded shocked and pissed off had me cracking up.
I've gotten that line before and I cackled That elite was Definitely pissed
I love how they always go out of their way in Halo to make funny little dialogues for us
3:46 “uuuuh I ran out of breath!” 😂
2:44 Is.. is that an *Undertale* reference..?!
…it might be lol
2:35 Yapyap the Destroyer
2:16 did that Marine just casually shrug off a plasma grenade
it's just that there is no friendly fire
Yes?
0:27 that’s a reference to the original halo games last cutscene. If you have a mod that lets you freecam during cutscenes then you can see master chief taking of his helmet… only to reveal another helmet
th-cam.com/video/a3zP4g11tKg/w-d-xo.html at the end of this cutscene with mods you could see him reveal a helmet under his helmet
@@IcyEnderman LOLL YEAHHH IT IS ITS FUNNYY AND NOSTALGIC
0:50 That marine guessed right!
1:01 “I hope I survive until swim suit seaso-DATA RECONSTRUCTION!”
Adjutant resolution doesn't have a lot of combat dialogue bc he only appears a few times but on my 1st playthrough I smacked him and he just looked at me and said "Most unusual." Idk why it was so funny, i was not expecting such an unaggressive response
6:35
Random marine: and you gave me garbage thanks 'says sarcastically'
Chief: your welcome
Wasn't even garbage it was an arcane sentinel beam lol
At 0:32, you can find a jackal that tells you how to sell your children, and get money XD
2:22
5:28
0:48 to this day RvB is referenced in halo 😎
6:57 nice john cenna meme reference
I’m not able to play any of the Halo games right now and I’ve never gotten past 4, so hearing a Jackal speak english for the first time is…mildly unsettling but cool at the same time.
The another helmet joke is in combat evolved when cheif takes his helmet off in the end hacking the camera shows another helmet
The grunt with dementia 1:36
6:28 Grunt mule had the audacity to bring up reach
*casually ripping grunt in half
4:54
They give us at least two Red vs. Blue references, but they won't give us a cobalt armor palette so we can recreate Church? Not to mention Tex and Wash.
Caboooooooooooooooossssssssseeeeeeee
why not donut?
@@madfritz3873 Donut gets the lightish-red ai color
@@Rocco049 yeah i kno
At least Caboose is on the table!
The jackals sound just like the Vorcha from Mass Effect
The best line is when that marine called the warthog a Puma a reference from the series Red vs Blue.
Grunt: Hey Spartan, Reach called...just kidding
Me: I'm bout to commit mass grunt genocide
if i was a spartan and they came out with a new unggoy AI, i would insert that thing directly into my head.
Grif died and reincarnated as this Unggoy. 5:14
“Why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions?” 8:42
“I hope I survive to swimsuit season!” ”DATA RECONSTRUCTION!”
I LOVE RVB SO MUCH!!! And hearing references of the show in this game makes my life complete
It’s not actually that blue team. Chiefs squad in halo 5 is literally named blue team, hence why the grunt referred to them as his siblings. Fuck knows how he knows about that.
@@haydenTenno- i don't think they mean Blue Team, they might be referring to Sheila and the Puma
@@lugismansion2400 Fernando said that the Scorpion he was delivering was named Shiela, and a marine called a Warthog a Puma.
7:04 Halo CE memories
"MISSED ME!"... "it's stuck on you"
3:40 me too....
Pretty much me in a nutshell.
The first IWHBYD funny line I got in Infinite was "Hey, do you ever wonder why we're here?" It made it SOOOOO worth it!
“Look at that guy, walking around like its HIS ring”
6:45
Random elite: when I tell the story of this battle I'll say you were a challenge cuz your a noob
Master chief: 'comes out of fricking no where'
the elite: HOW DID HE GET THERE I DIDN'T EVEN SEE HIM
"its human pigwagon"
i love all the throw backs and the lore they’ve hidden in the dialogue
elite: SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
grunt: nyeh...
“Ah, that was his favorite skull.” Has me rolling😂
1:14 yess hahahaha a rvb reference.
It would be interesting if there was actual halo lore about the “nipple university”
They put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in the soder
That was the nicest jackel fr feel bad for his crisis😂.
Their obnoxious foice makes it funnier
2:40 “Missed me! OH WAIT-“
lmao
Love the jackals in this game there Goofy
The “90 back-to-back showers” one sounded like he’s encountered the flood before and survived..
If I close my eyes watching this, all I can see is Borderlands.
"you know how many humans I killed almost one".😂 How I feel about multiplayer
I like the "crown me king grunt lord of all grunts" because it's funny 🤣
"It's the human pigwagon!" is what did it for me.
Grunt: “hey spartan reach called! Just kidding hahahah!” 💀💀
RvB references are the besttttt
7:40 feel like this is a dig at the MCU
If there was one thing I’d improve about Halo infinites elites is I’d distinguish their voices from the brutes a little. Less deep, smoother, and maybe add the voice filter from Halo 3 (but don’t put it on the arbiter)
thats funny the a brute or a elite said ITS A HUMAN PIGWAGON it got me dieing
7:34 “It’s the human pigwagon” so good.
The grunts are just too funny.
That grunt comm tower broke the fourth wall, many times..
brother?
2:40 I like how the other brute felt the need to correct his ally
“Where the hell did the ground go?”
“OOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEAAAAAH”
7:54
When a you see flashing red and blue behind you
a' o
0:48
Imagine if that tank has an A.I.
Thank you for activating the M-808 main battle tank. You can call me Sheila. Would you like to run the tutorial program?
6:34 DEATH IS COMIN FOR YOU! AND HIS NAME IS....
*MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Kig yar id best character
The elite is he best second character
And his name is John Cena
Grunt: and his name is meee😂
"Tell my mom i died in a much cooler way!"
- Some Marine
I think the Comms Officer Grunt is the best character in halo
"go whine about it on the battle net." man.
4:52 "what in sam Hell is a Puma?"
Another Red Vs Blue reference, nice.
Fun fact: Marines are immune to your attacks
3:01 😂😂😂
The kig yar and elite tho
I would damn really like to have this grunt in my team as commentator, navigator or something
8:41 another red blue reference because for some reason the warthog has six pedals
The sheila rerence was incredible
the grunts sound like little apple from annoying orange