Halo 3 - Funny Dialogue 2

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  • @edgycommunist4213
    @edgycommunist4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2168

    "I shall name my next child after you"
    imagine how much it'd suck being an elite called John

    • @maniandbeano
      @maniandbeano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      😔

    • @goku262002
      @goku262002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Or demon or Spartan.

    • @lyinlion7q419
      @lyinlion7q419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Bow chicka bow wow

    • @cheifkeith3831
      @cheifkeith3831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      What about a brute named Craig?

    • @captainkeyes9913
      @captainkeyes9913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Idk, to us John might sound boring and common. But to the elites it's very cool and interesting.

  • @1gbuzzin
    @1gbuzzin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4924

    “Is this because of Reach” 🤣😢

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      *kills Him because of it*

    • @trampolinebeam6157
      @trampolinebeam6157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Yes ever sense Kat got killed by elites I have made sure all the elites I kill die slow and painfully.

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Trampoline Beam cause she was sniped by one them Zealots that hunted Noble Team down...
      Nice and slow, then BLAMO SHOTGUN TO THE FACE!
      -Something Sarge would say

    • @bigdaddybuttmaster69
      @bigdaddybuttmaster69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      This hits differently before Halo Reach was released.

    • @mastermonke1177
      @mastermonke1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      MASTERHALL117 that was a field marshal. Sam done from the beginning “engaged” cutscene, and the one with the fuel rod after Emile is killed

  • @xyro3633
    @xyro3633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3381

    I like how the Elites are flattered by all the staring.

    • @Nova-vk5qb
      @Nova-vk5qb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      I mean they are pretty damn good eye candy

    • @zeus28frenzy
      @zeus28frenzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@Nova-vk5qb You my good sir. Ain't fuckin wrong

    • @thomas4092
      @thomas4092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      To be fair it's to do with their culture if I remember correctly.

    • @ArmandoMartinez-kr5gd
      @ArmandoMartinez-kr5gd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      When you have a race made up of sexy ass beings, you get used to the stares

    • @konahigham6087
      @konahigham6087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The end one that leaves some room for sangheli and human hybrid relationship shit and that's some creepy lore

  • @failedrevolutionary9497
    @failedrevolutionary9497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2245

    Every single IWHBYD line is canon in my opinion.

    • @deadleaves140
      @deadleaves140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      its mr clean

    • @thejfoshow1320
      @thejfoshow1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      iSevenWonders what does that stand for

    • @jvkart
      @jvkart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@thejfoshow1320 "I would have been your daddy" I think but I don't know.

    • @thejfoshow1320
      @thejfoshow1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wegge is that like the original piece of funny Halo dialogue lol. Thanks though

    • @jvkart
      @jvkart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thejfoshow1320 I'm pretty sure it was one of the names of one of the missions in combat evolved

  • @aidana.5342
    @aidana.5342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3472

    0:54 “Is it because of Reach?”
    Me: **Starts tearing up** “Yes.”

    • @mastermonke1177
      @mastermonke1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Aidan A. Remember

    • @ShadowcZ-pu9gl
      @ShadowcZ-pu9gl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Always remember reach

    • @aidana.5342
      @aidana.5342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Always

    • @trampolinebeam6157
      @trampolinebeam6157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes ever sense Kat got killed by elites I have made sure all the elites I kill die slow and painfully.

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@trampolinebeam6157 Call me sexist but Kat didn't sting nearly as hard as Emile.

  • @Pitatoes
    @Pitatoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    2:02 "I once killed a man in a tanzanian bar for looking at me this long... turns out he was blind... tragic really" 🤣

    • @SpartanT6
      @SpartanT6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Goddamn, I was not expecting that one. It was brutal.

    • @dancingmonkey08
      @dancingmonkey08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Typical Nathan Fillion haha

  • @4thdimensionai972
    @4thdimensionai972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    "its mr clean"
    *stroke laugh intensifies.mp4*

  • @theratking3075
    @theratking3075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    The chief:
    Guilty spark: Are you looking at my ass?
    The chief: ......

    • @SilverTheEditor
      @SilverTheEditor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Me: I didn't even know you had an ass...

    • @217adaptiveperspective
      @217adaptiveperspective 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It's quite round.

    • @beverlyarcher3744
      @beverlyarcher3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me (staring at agents Washingtons butt): Hmm what somebody say something about butts?

  • @combine1175
    @combine1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    4:32
    "Let's go shoot some aliens!"
    *shoots dead alien*
    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

  • @JaWalrus
    @JaWalrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    4:09 "I am a crab, my claws will stab."

    • @Nate-ms4be
      @Nate-ms4be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That's actually closer to the truth than you know

    • @jackturner-bogdanzivojinov1385
      @jackturner-bogdanzivojinov1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      You're gonna kill me for saying this but...
      I am a crab,
      my claws will *D A B*

    • @furrycow9263
      @furrycow9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I believe he said jab actually

    • @MeltedEarth
      @MeltedEarth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thats adorable for some reason

    • @mrgrimm335
      @mrgrimm335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I thought he said "my balls will dab" and was very scared

  • @FilipGamer-ni8oe
    @FilipGamer-ni8oe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    2:38 Spark speaking like Golum is terrifying

    • @primarchkhas726
      @primarchkhas726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It burns us

    • @swack24
      @swack24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      funny enough he wants his "ring" back

    • @julioestrada3111
      @julioestrada3111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lots of parallels between the two characters

    • @LungoScrungo
      @LungoScrungo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@swack24 bruh

    • @feywildheart2878
      @feywildheart2878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@julioestrada3111
      "You do not possess any companions, nobody has a positive opinion about you."
      "I am ignoring you, I am ignoring you..."

  • @just_cade
    @just_cade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "This attention is provocative." THE ARBITER IS PRECIOUS.

  • @LightningZetton
    @LightningZetton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    "Is this because of reach?"
    Yeah the elites pretty much killed the entire nobel team, Emile and Six gets stabbed by elites, Kat got shot in the back of her head by an elite, and I'm sure the pilots of those banshees are elites that tried to kill carter

    • @noobtime01
      @noobtime01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kat gets shot by a jackal in a phantom

    • @zyphurite
      @zyphurite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@noobtime01 and to think she could've survived that shot if her shield generator hadn't failed at the time

    • @mongoliandeathworm2994
      @mongoliandeathworm2994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@noobtime01 no it was the field Marshall,that you encounter in Winter Contingency and the Pillar of Autumn

    • @CQBlitz0
      @CQBlitz0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mongoliandeathworm2994 they just spawn in a needle from a rifle just outside the hole in the roof.

    • @Bmuenks31
      @Bmuenks31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@noobtime01 no she got shot by the Field Marshall that attacked Jorge in Winter Contingency

  • @Solomanon
    @Solomanon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    4:20
    “Hang onto something! I’m not good at driving.”
    No no, he’s got a point.

    • @Dr._Myth
      @Dr._Myth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The gamer time and the gamer driving knowledge

  • @WrongNumber76
    @WrongNumber76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    1:52 this marine sounds adorable

    • @Dan_om3
      @Dan_om3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Gotta protecc that adorableness

    • @DBSilver2024
      @DBSilver2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Dude, shes like, so adorable, I cant. Im dying of her cuteness.*

    • @lukethelegend6370
      @lukethelegend6370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Dan_om3 i never let the female marines die cause I'm a simp

    • @re57k
      @re57k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kthxbye

  • @wl_x
    @wl_x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    00:09 this Grunt sounds like Cartman

  • @monkeywitharifle3058
    @monkeywitharifle3058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    1:30 Elite: Have no fear, I will cover the rear, HAHAHA! ha , ha...

  • @grroppen2140
    @grroppen2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    343 breaks the 4th wall
    a marine breaks the 4th wall
    4:48 the forbidden relationship
    4:56 343 calls you a moron

  • @yourstruly3678
    @yourstruly3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    4:47 this is wholesome, and strangely adorable, I appreciate it.

    • @YamzButIDontUploadHere
      @YamzButIDontUploadHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes its has one in halo 2 as well

    • @JoeKurr5
      @JoeKurr5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yours Truly_Gaming or just some funny dialogue, degenerate.

  • @TheHappyGunner007
    @TheHappyGunner007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    4:28 Dang, Spark, I got enough people saying that in multiplayer! 😭

  • @chubbsreal
    @chubbsreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Haboodadabadoodough" - some random elite in halo 3
    Those words really got to me

    • @devonterminator2697
      @devonterminator2697 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and the elite saying
      have no feer i will cover the rear got me dead

  • @ZoruaMaster
    @ZoruaMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    I swear every playthrough of this game gives you a new voiceline everytime. There's so many of them is it any wonder why people haven't gone through the game's files and uploaded them all?

    • @WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD
      @WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are some.

    • @CKonYouTube
      @CKonYouTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Although this is a month ago, there is a site that uploads game files from console games. This included. Which actually this is where I got my voice lines for the one Aussie who said “I know this is a great game but...” and all that.

    • @beverlyarcher3744
      @beverlyarcher3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am devil btw literally it started in Halo on a new console and they called me devil brother and mother eventually joined the Devil name to like 2-5 months afterward

    • @thegames4565
      @thegames4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CKonTH-cam
      Although this is two years ago but
      How's the damn site called??

    • @lelouchvibritannia4028
      @lelouchvibritannia4028 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CKonTH-cam Name of the site plz?

  • @HedgehogY2K
    @HedgehogY2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    2:38 OH YEAH! The Halo-RING is his precious. Lord of the RING and Halo RING. Oracle and Golem are alike.

  • @JaniacTheHedgehog
    @JaniacTheHedgehog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    2:38 Why does this fit so well?

    • @XPsychopathX
      @XPsychopathX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He's just trying to get his ring back.

    • @rockethero1177
      @rockethero1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s obsessed with rings

  • @Maddog1911
    @Maddog1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    *smacks elite*
    “Is this because of reach?”

  • @guywithgun6853
    @guywithgun6853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    1:35 In 2020, this grunt knows of social distancing, this grunt is a role model, be more like this grunt

    • @keepwatch96
      @keepwatch96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shut up

    • @premiereyeti
      @premiereyeti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ye

    • @Lionheart1188
      @Lionheart1188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't be a drone.

    • @entityw3974
      @entityw3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quiet, Unggoy.
      -Said that one elite *cough cough* brute in halo 5

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean i don't mean to be a party crasher
      But i don't think anyone wants to be forced to become cannon fodder in a highly religious army where they're most likely going to die on the first engagement
      I'd probably come up with an excuse to flee too...

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    0:44 *_The longer Master Chief looks, the _**_-stronger-_**_ shinier it gets_*
    2:38 _Gollum_ is that you?

    • @datboigokumi6048
      @datboigokumi6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The longer the Icon of Sin stays on Earth the stronger it becomes

    • @dravengarcia8658
      @dravengarcia8658 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@datboigokumi6048 I didn't expect to find a doom eternal reference in a halo 3 video

  • @ItzFoxUwU
    @ItzFoxUwU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    1:13 my teacher when reading my hand writing

  • @loganreed2775
    @loganreed2775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    3:28 the best grunt line in all of the halo games

  • @LiftYagami
    @LiftYagami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    2:38 foreshadowing

  • @theprepaintedcanvis3452
    @theprepaintedcanvis3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    3:58 possible rvb reference

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Me: *calling up broadband provider to fix internet issues*
    The Indian guy in tech support: 1:12

  • @giornogiovanna4293
    @giornogiovanna4293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "That hirt my feelings. I have feeling?"
    Me: *ClapTrap Noises intesifies*

    • @datboigokumi6048
      @datboigokumi6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru

  • @alycat1073
    @alycat1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I've actually never heard of some of these oddly enough lol.

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ela Carleen turn the IWHBYD skull on and you will here em

    • @EmeraldBayMovies
      @EmeraldBayMovies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same. I've put probably 500 hours into the campaign alone and there's still hundreds of lines I haven't even heard.

    • @superzilla784
      @superzilla784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had no idea about any of these lines. I always focused on getting to each mission objective and never really spent any time poking around for Easter eggs. I heard a few Grunt lines, but never any from the Elites and Marines

    • @puddel9079
      @puddel9079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EmeraldBayMovies here's one for you, I managed to crash a warthog through an area I had previously cleared. "Millions of miles, no traffic, and he STILL crashes!"

  • @ALLTH3YW4NT3D
    @ALLTH3YW4NT3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    1:37 “don’t run after him he’s got germs”
    *You WHAT?!*

    • @drnugs3181
      @drnugs3181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah it's big brain time

    • @Fang-4FR
      @Fang-4FR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No wonder confetti pops out of their heads (Grunt Birthday Party Skull)

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sin Lockheart Well, he died in the year 2552, maybe he heard about what happened to us back then.

  • @spartan4245
    @spartan4245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    1:55 when she takes her shirt off in front of you

    • @Dr_Decaf
      @Dr_Decaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Puneet Kumar I am dedddddd 🤣🤣

  • @MeltedEarth
    @MeltedEarth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Its mr. Clean" that one got me not gonna lie. now that i think about it, i have a very bad memory but im sure that halo is the only game ive ever played that lets me have funny interactions with friendly and non friendly AI's

  • @MasterHall117
    @MasterHall117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    1:37
    That aged well now has it, CORONAVIRUS!

  • @xXbrokenvoidXx
    @xXbrokenvoidXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Y'know, it must actually be pretty intimidating to have Master Chief silently standing there staring at you.

    • @jayailein
      @jayailein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like you did something wrong

    • @jonv.6213
      @jonv.6213 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey chief...
      ...
      SAY SOMETHING YOUR BEING CREEPY
      ...
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @DoomieGruntVentures
      @DoomieGruntVentures ปีที่แล้ว

      He's just standing there... meanacingly!

  • @memelord1942
    @memelord1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    0:25 I love how he's annoyed

    • @glaciervalley5710
      @glaciervalley5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This attention is provocative

    • @flarezona9889
      @flarezona9889 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Stop staring at me!

  • @doodonstiltz6815
    @doodonstiltz6815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    2:04 is hilarious!

    • @Dan_om3
      @Dan_om3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So many hilarious ones 🤣

  • @jordangill782
    @jordangill782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    These compilations are missing my favorite IWHBYD line.
    Fleeing Grunt: "It was wrong of me to shoot you, I see that now!"

    • @paytonallen1027
      @paytonallen1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My personal favorite is when a grunt says to player two “because of YOU arbiter, my kids can’t get enough gas! Or nipple! How does THAT make you FEEEEEEL?!”

    • @theEWDSDS
      @theEWDSDS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@paytonallen1027 but what about the legendary "I will love you a pet you a call you george!"

    • @paytonallen1027
      @paytonallen1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theEWDSDS funny but not as wild

  • @harvestercommander3250
    @harvestercommander3250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Apparently elites celebrate Christmas.

  • @chazmitchell5696
    @chazmitchell5696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    5:03 got me laughing the most

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah but at the same time that's fucking terrifying.

  • @unoriginalperson72
    @unoriginalperson72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    1:51 I've heard her before

    • @amerukaide9893
      @amerukaide9893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steven Universe the one who can transform

    • @gwgaming8405
      @gwgaming8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which character tho ?

    • @amerukaide9893
      @amerukaide9893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gwgaming8405 the purple one i forgot the name

    • @gwgaming8405
      @gwgaming8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amerukaide9893oh her i know who your talking about

    • @lebrick79
      @lebrick79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She sounds like Erica Lindbeck

  • @MrMysterious101
    @MrMysterious101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    1:12 he's spitting facts

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Probably a super sophisticated insult considering he stole his fuel rod cannon

  • @RazordraacGaming
    @RazordraacGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Master Chief x Random elite - I ship it.

    • @217adaptiveperspective
      @217adaptiveperspective 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I hereby dub him: Oro 'Zurom(ee)

    • @crazy13alex
      @crazy13alex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@217adaptiveperspective I love your OC monitor! And the now named Elite too!

    • @theoriginalnumba1cook
      @theoriginalnumba1cook 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *everyday we stray further from god*

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@217adaptiveperspective Oh, nice, an OC, in, of all series, Halo, that isn't blasted at or made fun of like a lot of other video game OC's, usually some Sonic ones in my experience for some reason? 😠 I appreciate the color, rhyme, and number. It's a good foundation, using monitors as the base inspiration.

  • @JM-wo2bk
    @JM-wo2bk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "OH MY STARS AND GARDENS, THERE HE IS!"
    How poetic.

  • @yellowandbluemakegreen3960
    @yellowandbluemakegreen3960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Grunt: back to the nipple!
    Plasma grenade: explodes
    Me: 😂

  • @boofis8953
    @boofis8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:14
    Nobody:
    Me trying to learn a language:

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Guilty Spark: "A staring contest? You're in for some fun! "
    Isolation on Installation 04 was not good to him, huh?
    I kinda feel bad for him. :C

    • @cyber_dragon_123
      @cyber_dragon_123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s a robot. He can’t blink.

    • @faefiercevulpine6990
      @faefiercevulpine6990 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He honestly wasn’t the villain, and he did everything in his damned power to prevent losing his mind. Everything he did, he did for the right reasons; he just did them the wrong way. A human mind, isolated from its body and forced to be orbited by thousands of other essences he couldn’t identify, memories locked, the robot in him programmed to have unwavering faith to the Halos. People shit on Spark a lot, but he’s extremely important to the franchise, and according to canon, much of it is carried on his back. Deep in his heart, he’s a good boy. ❤️‍🩹

  • @mattbehindthewheel6901
    @mattbehindthewheel6901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:38 is a reference to Full Metal Jacket when Pvt. Pyle kills SGT. Hartman

  • @asuravalos666
    @asuravalos666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    4:47
    Awww UwU ♡

    • @just_cade
      @just_cade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So wholesome

    • @hughmungis4969
      @hughmungis4969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Isn’t there an elite in halo 2 that confesses his love too? And is this the response that the elite from halo 2 has been waiting years for??

    • @asuravalos666
      @asuravalos666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      In halo 5 there are two dead elites holding hands. 😭

    • @JoeKurr5
      @JoeKurr5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Åres 「」 no

    • @captainkeyes9913
      @captainkeyes9913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please go away

  • @matthewbarrett8479
    @matthewbarrett8479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    1:12 "one word for you... haboodadabadough"

  • @TheCopyNinja733
    @TheCopyNinja733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    2:04
    He sounds like Buck.

    • @XanderNotZander
      @XanderNotZander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He does a few lines in the cutscenes where truth takes over the screens aswell, pretty neat

    • @Whiteythereaper
      @Whiteythereaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nicky Honings all of the ODSTs had lines in 3 besides Dare. Mickey, Dutch, Romeo, all of them are marine voices on top of Nolan North being in both games as well (the Colonel in Uplift Reserve for ODST.)

  • @samguilford97
    @samguilford97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:08 told him I wanted more money "UAGH!!"
    Arbiter- "Have I, miss understood some human custom?"

  • @TomDarkwulf87
    @TomDarkwulf87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    In the barracks in the bunker on Earth, the group of Brutes that are holding the Marine up by the neck, if you stick one of them, another will shout "He was my lover!"

  • @J_C_CH
    @J_C_CH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:38
    I just watched Guilty Spark perform a Gollum impression. My life is complete.

  • @ADHD_God5489
    @ADHD_God5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Have no fear, I will clover the rear!"
    Is going to be a new line in my personal 2021 journal.

  • @zandrmandr8300
    @zandrmandr8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how the secret grunt of CE created a running joke about a food nipple.

    • @Halvos12
      @Halvos12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Running joke about a food nipple?
      It's not really a joke, it''s canon, well maybe a canon joke.
      Grunts are fed a nutrient sludge by sucking on a mechanical nipple.

  • @EmeraldBayMovies
    @EmeraldBayMovies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "You suck reclaimer"
    This one got a good laugh out of me

  • @attilathehun5067
    @attilathehun5067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I shall name my next child after you!" De'mon.

  • @stopstealingmyname3452
    @stopstealingmyname3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    he attac
    he protecc
    but most importantly
    *H E I S A R E A L B O Y*

    • @Huh-n1y
      @Huh-n1y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this would have been better if you did the meme properly

    • @TheLeaderofChannelgrid
      @TheLeaderofChannelgrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If i had reddit i would put you on
      r/murderedbywords

  • @alycat1073
    @alycat1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Now this is why I miss Halo. I need to play it again.

  • @hydeyochipsyt
    @hydeyochipsyt 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:13 That explosion was perfectly timed.

  • @blueravenvg
    @blueravenvg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The line at about 4:13 is "I am a crab. My paws go grab"

    • @Dr_Decaf
      @Dr_Decaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Claws*

  • @Manas_Choudhary
    @Manas_Choudhary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Is this because of Reach?" 💀🤣

  • @JBGaming1324
    @JBGaming1324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:01 Some dude: “Shots” Drone: That hurt’s my feeling’s Oh my god i have feelings? Im a real Boy! “Shessshh he’s flexing on his brother’s”

  • @lancecurry7538
    @lancecurry7538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:08 - *"I told him I wanted more money -- AHHHHHHHH-HUR!!!"*

  • @alexanderthegreat6682
    @alexanderthegreat6682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:09 he's saying "I am a crab, my claws will jab"

  • @Solomanon
    @Solomanon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:54
    “Bad guy, 12 o’ clock!”
    “Is anybody wearing a WATCH?”

  • @primemachine146
    @primemachine146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy shit 0:54, elite says “is this because of reach” didn’t even know that they said this, it’s cool they put this in the game

  • @saviourfade6849
    @saviourfade6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:50 is incredibly cute

  • @smoothwaffle8047
    @smoothwaffle8047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Are you looking at my ass?" -guilty spark 4:13 I cracked up

  • @kyleryounge4609
    @kyleryounge4609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:07 I'm pretty sure the grunt said my claws will clamp after he said he is a crab

  • @ulises3259
    @ulises3259 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:16 grunts dont even mind communicating with cheif as a freind

  • @dextro1179
    @dextro1179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Is this because of reach?"
    "No, 'cause it's a little humid-OF COURSE IT'S BECAUSE OF REACH!"

  • @lizardlegend42
    @lizardlegend42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:38 Oh my God that's a good reference. Because what's the thing Spark is really possessive over? A ring.

  • @aerogenin7144
    @aerogenin7144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    //The longer you look, the shinier I get.// I think we found Samuel’s Hayden’s grandfather.

  • @satkam_
    @satkam_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:09
    Grunt: "I am a crab, my balls you'll grab!"

  • @someguy._.
    @someguy._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:14 Haboodadabadoodough 🤣

  • @Textbook1
    @Textbook1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I loved this videos forever ago, now that they're back I'm laughing at all the dumb dialogue again.

  • @dixienormus5868
    @dixienormus5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    those grunts talk like the defective turrets in Portal 2

  • @Wizzkidwas
    @Wizzkidwas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:10
    Sounds like he says "My hands will grab!"

  • @Jorasaurus
    @Jorasaurus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:10 "I am a crab, my claws will dab"

  • @ninboy01
    @ninboy01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I am a crab. My claws will grab.” - Unggoy battle cry heard during the battle for Earth c. 2552.

  • @boomstar1564
    @boomstar1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Don't run after him it's got germs!"
    -Mood 2020

  • @SABREMUSIC
    @SABREMUSIC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:59 & 3:05
    Bruh, he sounds like Simon Cowell 😂

  • @aaronwilliams7988
    @aaronwilliams7988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One elite was gonna make moves on chief after this mission 😂

  • @MajinMist603
    @MajinMist603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:14 Twomad moment .

  • @bigchungus7279
    @bigchungus7279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:12 remember that this guy is part of the same genocidal cult that glassed reach

  • @BansheeHallow
    @BansheeHallow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It never occured to me that Guilty Spark had such good lines in this game

  • @thÆxecutive
    @thÆxecutive 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:33
    "Let's shoot some aliens-"
    *Shoots a dead grunt*

  • @wylde_karrde
    @wylde_karrde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the "i'm not good at driving" has always been my favorite.

  • @SuQmEdIc69
    @SuQmEdIc69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:50 I like how he put a clip of him shooting a sangheili after what that guy said

  • @sirsmiles1915
    @sirsmiles1915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "HAVE NO FEAR! I WILL COVER THE REAR!"
    Lmao so fun

  • @oloidcultist9709
    @oloidcultist9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how guilty spark insults you every time you shoot him

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everything from 343 Guilty Spark is fucking gold! XD
    "Maybe you should try playing on _easy_ ."
    " Are you looking at my ass? "
    " The longer you look the shinier I get. It's Mr. Clean. "
    " You suck, Reclaimer! "

  • @thenostalgiaspirit3365
    @thenostalgiaspirit3365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been reading Halopedia lately for the lore, and Spark outright going:
    "You SUCK, Reclaimer!'
    made my day xD

  • @zerenta12
    @zerenta12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:55 is nobody going to talk about the portal reference

    • @Ivy-MA5467
      @Ivy-MA5467 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's what I said

    • @Menefeststationlabs
      @Menefeststationlabs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Ivy-MA5467 Bro halo 3 came out in 2007 portal 2 came out in about 2013