Halo Infinite - Funny Dialogue 1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ม.ค. 2022
- Finally finished recording a bunch of audio lines to make another installment in my Funny Dialogue series for Halo. This will be my first video for Infinite, but there is a lot of lines I missed out on so I will probably make a part two at some point in the future (no timeline on that though).
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this video because I spent a lot of time trying to get as many unique and funny lines as possible (you have no idea how long I stood around trying to get the some of the specific staring lines for the marines). I would also appreciate it if you liked the video or left a comment as that really helps with making my video reach a larger audience.
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“I’m on your six and feeling Noble”
Don’t do me like that 343😔
sometimes the elites will repeat emile's last words
though I believe that may come from a place of respect for a worthy foe from their perspective
They're preparing us for the inevitable retcon where he comes out of a cave to be your co-op buddy
I'M READY HOW BOUT YOU!
343 is putting me on edge from that one.
RIP Noble Six + his squad.
@@KingThrillgore I will be so pissed off if they do that
Grunt comms: “We’re afraid of a guy named John, are you kidding me?!”
Chief: “And I took that personally”
For real man. Why’d he have to go there?
How did he even find that out
JOHN WICK
I read that in Chief's voice. In perfect Steve Downing's voice.
I feel personally attacked
I love how often the grunts break the 4th wall
They're resulting to.. unconventional tactics to win.
3:25 That marine seemed to have break the 4th wall as well.
2:00 THE COVENANT AND BANISHED HAVE XBOX’S
@@mirandalockey7334 I wonder if controllers could be fitted with energy sheilds to make them less likely to break after ever death by jackal sniper.
They really seem to love 21st century gaming technology. Historians!
"you killed him! he was a week away from retirement!"
that killed me lmao
Killed him too
I was expecting them to do a South Park reference and say “YOU BASTARD”
I like how the marines became aware about the food nipple.
"I'm gonna cherish this crappy gun for the rest of my short life."
What a mood.
Pretty much.
The most enlisted line ever
"Go back in time and tell your parents to try harder"
I'm using that.
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Whoever wrote the dialogue for these Grunts deserves a raise.
*"I bet the Spartan went to PUBLIC nipple academy! Ha!"*
Casual Halo “fans” who think the OG Halo trilogy is the only good Halo games went to public Nipple Academy
My favorite thing about "nipple academy" is the implication that grunts need to be explicitly taught how to eat
Probably Joseph Staten as one of the voice actors because not only is he the creative director, but he also voiced the grunts in Halo CE, 2, 3, ODST and 5.
Also it is confirmed that Joseph was the voice actor for Glibnub, the Banished Communications Officer - the annoying grunt who speaks in those propaganda towers you find around Zeta Halo.
damn right. I love the grunts, they are funny as hell.
@@haloxcloak117 makes sense. He's one of the OG devs from Bungie.
“Did you do it on legendary?!”
*Halo theme starts playing*
*Grabs tank gun*
*Library flashbacks intensify*
I love how that literally one-shots escharum
Once, when I flipped while driving my ghost, a grunt said "The Demon is a terrible driver. Quick, now's our chance"
man I love how the aliens speak english now, wonder how the hunters sound like when they speak
Probably high pitched because it’s all a bunch of worms- Actually no, just check Halo Wars 2 Colony gameplay and the leader will speak
If I remember correctly, They speak in a way that is more “felt” rather than heard
The hunter leader could talk in Halo wars 2
They just scream
@@renovasquez5589 the idea of hunters speaking English just being a bunch of worms screaming sounds hilarious
0:55
Grunt: “Humans have such dumb names!”
Also Grunt names: *Glibnum, Bipbap, Yapyap, Stimbab*
9:57
In their opinon, its normal.
@@matthewduda3605 yeah
What are you talking about those names are amazing! :)
You forgot Flipyap
I was walking in a forest then i heard the lines
"Your eyes deceive you Spartan"
Suddenly two spec op elites lunged at me with swords
I just imagime the FEAR you felt when you read the subtitles
Elite Jumpscare:
Legit though, that’s what happens
Ahhh yes… FOB Delta nightmares
Geez
0:25 grunt: you and me! Human! Hand-to-hand! Gladiator style! Let's do it! (Gets melee killed by the chief) chief still wins
It just perfectly cuts to when he's about to hit him, like it makes me think of that fuckin throat singing memes with the text "mistakes were made"
Hand to hand and the grunt still keeps shooting chief
bro wtf is your about page lol
At least he went out like every other Grunt... Tryng his best.
Hate to tell you after a year, but you meant to type 0:05.
1:54 Xbox is canonically still a thing over 500 years into the future, confirmed
winner of the console wars in the halo timeline
8:04 Grunt: If you came to hear me beg, you will be satisfied!
Edit I love the voice lines
*MASTER CHIEF:* Are you sure?
Arbiter: "If you came to hear me beg, you will be disappointed."
I once drove off the edge of the ring and one of the soldiers says "oh look, we found a shortcut to hell" 😆
They really knocked it out of the park with these grunt lines. Even without the IWHBYD skull it's golden. Must've been Joseph Staten.
It was indeed
5:29
"Y'know i think i'll be fin-"
*Explodes*
Grunt: Say, If Dr Halsey was so smart, why'd she have to get a bunch of kids to do her dirty work, huh?
Me: That grunt is not wrong though, he got a point.
because kids are cruel, Jack
they just lose *touch* with it at the ripe ol' age of 12
Because if she used adults they would have been far worse
Tell that to Spartan 1 Project
@@Nexus9118tell the covenant to stop using grunt children to fight
Grunts one to talk
3:25 *Chief dies of truth*
That grunt just made his heart break 🥲
7:49 brute: time to pass the gas(throws suicide grunt)
You have 62 comments on this channel bro
And you get achievement of the same name if you kill the grunt in midair.
Banished zaza must go crazy
@@ABoxIsMyHomebro counted
@@buchinyan1019 haha TH-cam tells me
Idk know why but the grunt calling for a ceasefire with the unsc so they can watch gruff all is hilarious. Reminds me of the Christmas truce.
ah yes, a man of culture i see
It's weird how this game is probably the darkest in the series in terms of story, but this dialogue is a complete tonal 180.
Soldiers cracked jokes despite all the death surrounding them
and oddly fits
I don’t see what’s so dark about it compared to other Halo Games.
@@jmachero5852 humanity is more fucked than its ever been. The only edge that humanity had during the human covenant war was their AI. Then Cortana turned them against humanity, and then the banished destroyed what was to be humanity's lifeboat. Their hail Mary. The infinity.
Theyve got nothing. Not to mention chief lost his partner in crime and he's dealing with that and his own failures.
@@Dilo22 i mean, the old covenant empire is not in any better shape either.
They're in a perpetual state of civil war and infighting and Cortana destroyed the Brute home planet, Master Chief just killed off a bunch of the Banished leaders and The Elites are still running around basically trying to finish the Job Humanity started by destroying whats left of the Covenant.
I think everyone is kinda fucked at the moment.
2:18 For anyone wondering, these two things of dialogue are references to Metal Gear Solid 2 and 1 respectively
i thought i was the only one who got the reference
Kinda reminds me of the 4th wall line in MGS4 where Otacon tells you to switch discs.
Grunts have the funniest lines when they kill you. My favorite one being "Does this mean I get a raise~?"
The Grunts sure are hilarious.
"I got your six and feeling noble"
RIP Reach and Six.
And I can't believe they added Craig in the dialogue since he has been a Halo Meme and joke for so many times Lol.
0:26
Grunt: "You and me, human! Hand-to-hand! Gladiator-style! Let's do it!"
Master Chief: "And I took that personally"
Did the intro to this video get cut? Cause a LOT of people cite 0:25, but the line is at 0:05.
8:02
I have never related to or felt compassion for a jackal until now.
2:17 The Grunt Announcer's gotten _really_ desperate to stop the Chief from obliterating the Banished.
I love the 4th wall breaks, these grunts and Joe Staten are the best
0:32 that gave me “oh no, our table it’s broken!” vibes.
5:49 yeah don’t worry he’s fine
This is a line from Halo 3!
"Think the Banished have a bomb you could give them back, Chief?" *Covenant sweats profusely*
I just now realized that 5:24 is a reference to how the grunts frequently commited senicide before being forced into the Covenant.
1:45 Every little sibling be like:
Now that I think about it... I don't think I ever heard the word "CRAP" in any other Halo games. Just hearing grunts and others say "Crap" is really funny.
yes spartan
The marines said that in halo ce.
5:58 Wait a minute... Grifball?! A RvB reference! I love you guys!
Considering grifball was made after rvb, every halo game with grifball has a rvb reference
6:10 The Banished canonically doxxed Master Chief
They keep shitting on Craig my god.
Grunts breaking the 4th wall XD
Man, those grunts are hilarious.
Love your Halo dialogue vids - there's so many funny lines to be heard in Halo Infinite; 343 knocked it out of the park in that respect. Keep it up!
“Mom said it was MY TURN to play the Xbox. >:)”
2:05 Yep. 343's all-in on the memes.
At 5:00, it's actually a pretty dark reference, Unggoy used to practice geronticide as a method of resource conservation, killing their old and infirm so less foo sd would be wasted on them. That's why the Unggoy says it's admirable, he sees killing old people as a necessary act.
Halo dialogues are always funny, I know it entirely
7:42 covenant calls him demon but banished calls him devil
3:00 Yes. Yes I did. And it was a fun learning experience
-never doing it again.-
I love how many of the Marine lines are my voice! Glad you found me so funny!
6:32 That's wholesome
halo dialogue needs more attention its really good for laughs
Funny how the PA Grunt knows about Grifball and Campaign Co-op but the developers forgot to add them into the game.
1:36 Xbox is officially canon. 💀
Considering halo infinite is an xbox exclusive, this is also a 4th wall break
the first and funniest line I heard a grunt say in Halo Infinite was "There's no way you weigh more than me!" after getting grappled
2:18 grunts just trying to give the chief some
Health advice 😔
5:21 Is that, Is that Eric Cartman?
7:59 ''MOVE BEFORE - Too Late.'' LOL
I mean let’s be honest, it’s happened a lot in games with players as team mates.
3:38 a Noble six reference
3:28
2:32 that metal gear solid reference tho
6:59 sounds oddly like cutter at the end.
2:18 i am ABSOLUTELLY SURE that is another Metal gear reference, when raiden is naked and the AI gets corrupted, also rose says that line about "you will hurt your eyes playing so close to the tv"
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Word for word!!!, so the halo infinite devs are peeps of culture i see
The one about Psychic and player two controller Is definitely a reference to MGS, the fight against Psycho Mantis
1:16 someone in 343 watching shylily lmao
Love the little Metal Gear Solid reference they threw in there.
Two, actually. “Turn the game console off” and “You’ll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV” are also references to Metal Gear Solid, specifically Sons of Liberty.
"TIIIME TO PASS THE GAS!" feels like the single most ingenious codename a Brute has ever come up with for "Throw the Grunts at something until it's fixed"
2:17 bro these grunts are cultured they seriously pulled an OG Metal Gear Solid reference in there
5:50 that grunt sounds like someone who doesn’t have medical insurance.
I love that the grunt commander was humming warthog run
4:35
Shit that's me
I salute you Greg, keep fighting the good fight!
"Oh no, i didnt mean to turn these on! Aaaaah!" I fell out of my fucking chair, ha!
Honestly one of the funniest lines might be “OH NO. I DIDNT MEAN TO TURN THESE ON”
6:59 spartans never die!
8:20 spartans always die!
What's the difference? None
I got 3:07 yesterday, after making the marines move in a circle for 5 mins straight and then one of the marines said "shut the hell up, marine"
9:11 I mean he isn't wrong
It's ironic cause the grunts were all child soldiers too
I like how adjutant resolution is more like whealtly than any other monitor
That Grunt comm tower chatter is some next level fourth wall breaking
0:40 - I saw some of those names in the credits oh gosh. XD
2:12 that's just respectful that they even recorded that line. Hope the newer fans get it
3:47
I know marine had to have died last
Oh boy, this brings me back
3:06 "Chief is this a game to you? Because im beginning to think it is."
*camera cuts to Master Chief sitting on a couch with controller in hand*
The cut off of master chief meleeing that grunt after he taunted him had me cackling😂
8:07
Bodyguard grunt: Elite down! I'm running from my promblems! Same.
7:38 The government's covid plan
Really underrated comment
I love the grunts - they are funny as hell.
2:05 Mum said it was my turn to play the xbox 🤣
3:06 man I hate that song
3:17 IWHBYD
3:47 F🥲
0:11
"Gladiator style it is"
Grunt: “Master chief’s a guy called John? We’re afraid of a guy called John? Are you kidding me!??”
(Me, also a John): well hey now, that was mean
(Me, Juan is spanish for John): hold my tequila
The Grunts breaking the fourth are funny.
The grunt making fun of human names cracked me up cuz his names probably dickyap…or something like that😂
"You know I think I'll be fine" Famous last words
“You killed him, he was a week away from retirement!” Lol
They so casually acknowledge they’re in a game
I like how 3:25 likely implies that a marine was asked if he gained weight and then proceeding to die
Yep definitely worked didn't it
I love all the callbacks to OG Halo, 4th wall breaks, and the funny lines that were from older halos
1:04 he retired earlier than expected
2:24 FOOL MY EYES ARE ALREADY RUINED HA
*spike grenade to the face* “Nah i think ill be fine”
How i love the optimism little grunt
“Yea man I’m down” 1:30
3:20 Lemme guess... the dog beat you over the fence?
I'm been waiting for this video for long time thank you