Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil

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  • In a regularly scheduled marketing meeting with Democrats, Satan asks them to tone down all the evil just a little bit.
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  • @TheBabylonBee
    @TheBabylonBee  หลายเดือนก่อน +3659

    What companies need to chill out when it comes to blatantly shilling for Satan?

    • @linsen8890
      @linsen8890 หลายเดือนก่อน +659

      Target, and Disney come to mind immediately. I mean, completely trashing the Star Wars franchise!?! That *has* to be work of Satan.

    • @ConversationChrist
      @ConversationChrist หลายเดือนก่อน +399

      Disney.

    • @JayPlaysEverything
      @JayPlaysEverything หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Big Pharma

    • @NoToobForYou
      @NoToobForYou หลายเดือนก่อน +310

      Add Apple to the list.

    • @AverageTruckOwner1322
      @AverageTruckOwner1322 หลายเดือนก่อน +295

      Yeah Disney for sure. Their specialty is butchering nostalgic movies by making woke sequels. I don't think even Satan approves of that.

  • @DeyTookOurJobs
    @DeyTookOurJobs หลายเดือนก่อน +6997

    The most unrealistic thing about this is that a table full of liberals allowed someone who was being critical of them to speak uninterrupted for so long 😂😂

    • @Cool2023FtwNoice
      @Cool2023FtwNoice หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      AGREE 😏🌝👍👍
      😂🤣😂🤣⚕️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @katawaya8101
      @katawaya8101 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

      You wouldn't be able to finish that sentence in the presence of actual liberals

    • @TheMattj88
      @TheMattj88 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      🤣🤣

    • @leroyj3627
      @leroyj3627 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Dang. You make a great point!

    • @awkwardmonkey86
      @awkwardmonkey86 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      LOl

  • @johnhood9567
    @johnhood9567 หลายเดือนก่อน +6797

    It's not satire. It's just straight reality.

    • @RobinTheMetaGod
      @RobinTheMetaGod หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah except for the Satan.
      The bible is fiction.

    • @redlight3932
      @redlight3932 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

      only way to talk about it without simpletons losing their minds

    • @RexRoberts-hk3wj
      @RexRoberts-hk3wj หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      @@redlight3932correct only those with no sense of humor won’t get it.

    • @someguy5977
      @someguy5977 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Elephants long ago were used as beasts of war, but they weren't easy to control. The elephants would be pointed in the right direction and they'd hope for the best. Every elephant rider would carry a spike and a hammer. If the elephant got turned around and started running toward allied troops, the elephant rider would use the hammer to drive the spike into the elephants brain to stop it.

    • @RobinTheMetaGod
      @RobinTheMetaGod หลายเดือนก่อน

      th-cam.com/video/9qyXuhzT49U/w-d-xo.htmlsi=PkiWAkGH-9RsijpF
      Grow up, the bible is fiction.

  • @BahnYuki
    @BahnYuki 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +529

    This isn't satire, it's a documentary of what's happening in the culture today.

    • @kittytrail
      @kittytrail 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      That Free Palestine guy has 🔥 political and societal program. God bless him and America. 😼👌

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This is called a straw man argument. You can't attack the real position so you make one up.
      Most of the pro paletine side wants to stop the genocide in gaza. That's it.

    • @FF-Nation
      @FF-Nation 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Someone snuck a camera in the room.

  • @TomislavRupic
    @TomislavRupic 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +457

    Satan should go to Disney meeting

    • @bryonstevenson1084
      @bryonstevenson1084 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      He's already been who do you think is promoting these horrible dog fart 💨movies that's coming out. With it's virtual Signaling

    • @internetuser320
      @internetuser320 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Who do you think mickey mouse is huh? Replacing that horn with a big ear probably isn't cheap

    • @tateranus4365
      @tateranus4365 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      pandered trash is still trash!

    • @marysalmon2367
      @marysalmon2367 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      He's running it.

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Satan has quarterly meetings with Iger and the board of directors to make sure the company is going in the wrong direction.

  • @fullclipaudio
    @fullclipaudio หลายเดือนก่อน +2418

    "First we overlook evil, Then we permit evil. Then we legalize evil. Then we promote evil. Then we celebrate evil. Then we persecute those who still call it evil." Fr. Dwight Longenecker

    • @marknorthrup4897
      @marknorthrup4897 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Bingo!

    • @Overcome321
      @Overcome321 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

      Isaiah 5:20
      "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil"

    • @Warlikerooster03
      @Warlikerooster03 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Crap. Good quote

    •  หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Not WE, BUT YOU

    • @christopherpearson2116
      @christopherpearson2116 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Also, woe to any who call 2 Samuel 24, and Leviticus 25:46, particularly good, either.
      To be fair.

  • @marcelofeijao8411
    @marcelofeijao8411 หลายเดือนก่อน +7060

    The climate girl looking really similar to Greta was a nice touch.

    • @jarrod752
      @jarrod752 หลายเดือนก่อน +348

      How dare you!

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

      I missed a well placed " How Dare You!? " reference XD

    • @ericpode6095
      @ericpode6095 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      "Blah Blah Blah"

    • @bryanbishop7503
      @bryanbishop7503 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

      Much better looking than Greta though...

    • @AkumuNyaaaa
      @AkumuNyaaaa หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@fumomofumosarum5893 I quitely like the how dare you remix lmao

  • @michellecrane7702
    @michellecrane7702 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

    They will call evil good, and good evil. End times here

    • @DanDen-gh7si
      @DanDen-gh7si หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      So you agree with me when i say its stupid when people call gay people evil

    • @somechupacabrawithinternet8866
      @somechupacabrawithinternet8866 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      hey thanos... you want help with the stones?

    • @seank3145
      @seank3145 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Which is exactly what Trump supporters do - they believe him to be good when the guy is very clearly evil lol.

    • @mandar8901
      @mandar8901 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@DanDen-gh7si no, he don't because his favourite fairytale book says that gay people are bad

    • @PabloVelasco-hr3ko
      @PabloVelasco-hr3ko 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      they are evil, they are proud of their sin

  • @user-co1dq6zy1u
    @user-co1dq6zy1u 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    Everyday liberals in America

    • @kays4290
      @kays4290 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Everyday liberals anywhere

    • @Ophanim1000
      @Ophanim1000 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Theyre in every western country and some others too

  • @ellysetaylor5908
    @ellysetaylor5908 หลายเดือนก่อน +4895

    As a college student at the University of New Mexico, I'm still trying to figure out how smashing the windows of our cancer research facility helps Palestine

    • @ozsteamer2755
      @ozsteamer2755 หลายเดือนก่อน +477

      *Oh, that's **_easy_* I had the following offered to me as an explanation:
      The windows were made of glass.
      Glass has seven letters. (this is the Woke Left, they cannot count)
      Seven letters are what the Postal Service used to deliver.
      The Postal Service is really five celery sticks.
      Five celery sticks have the same number of letters as "camel" (I told you, this is the Woke Left, they cannot count. Besides, counting is colonialist, or something)
      [Insert a whole lotta mumbling here]
      Thus five celery sticks means... you have to acquit!
      [At about this point I started to ask myself: _where is this going?_ ]
      Well, all common sense went out of the window, thus the window was broken!
      *_D'you see it, now?_*

    • @MoonshineH
      @MoonshineH หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      No one said it does.

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ozsteamer2755 I'll have what you're having please.

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It'll get worse when Donald is elected.

    • @Alfahippie
      @Alfahippie หลายเดือนก่อน +242

      Don’t bring logic into liberal causes, it’s two completely different things.

  • @gdaddy5193
    @gdaddy5193 หลายเดือนก่อน +8731

    Trouble with this one is ... Liberals don't think it's funny and Conservatives don't think this is a joke!

  • @yamaharider8014
    @yamaharider8014 หลายเดือนก่อน +307

    Satan has their souls in his pocket, and they're unaware of it.

    • @eeman1335
      @eeman1335 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's because he controls the matrix to keep them ignorant of what they're actually doing.

    • @audie-cashstack-uk4881
      @audie-cashstack-uk4881 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I meet them everyday

    • @Malagent
      @Malagent 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I bet many of them are aware and just okay with it.

    • @puichiung2959
      @puichiung2959 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You ain't wrong.😳

    • @jonsegerros
      @jonsegerros 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And u think republicans are gonna save you. Cute. They're all part of the same satanical club

  • @cecillanter3207
    @cecillanter3207 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    this should be played as an ad during the conventions

  • @AverageTruckOwner1322
    @AverageTruckOwner1322 หลายเดือนก่อน +5515

    I love how Satan can't even comprehend their ignorance LOL.

    • @Negev-Israel
      @Negev-Israel หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      They made Satan submit lol

    • @gdaddy5193
      @gdaddy5193 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

      I'm disappointed. The guy who played the devil didn't even look like Obama.

    • @illbeyourmonster5752
      @illbeyourmonster5752 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gdaddy5193 obama was just a well-fitted skin suit made from some guy who was born in 'Hawaii'.

    • @Fightmoreyuour.
      @Fightmoreyuour. หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Believing in an invisible man in the sky is like believing in multiple genders.

    • @notalek8510
      @notalek8510 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      But he isn’t in the sky!

  • @maxpower3726
    @maxpower3726 หลายเดือนก่อน +1865

    The worst kind of evil is evil that disguises itself as goodness and preys upon people's goodness to perpetrate evil.

    • @Ainfogatherer
      @Ainfogatherer หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      yes but every thought of fallen man is continually evil. There is nothing good in fallen man. Even his/her goodness is evil in the site of Holy God.

    •  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep, that's why you have evangelicals who think Trump is a man of God and who generally believe conservative policy is on the "side of the angels" when it's often not. If you want a government that blesses the rich and scr*ws over the poor, vote conservative. Source: living in Doug Ford's Ontario in Canada. Ideas from the far left are whacked at times though (57 genders, etc) which drives people further "right".

    • @awakenedgenerations.i.k.h689
      @awakenedgenerations.i.k.h689 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's called deception, the greatest weapon of Satan. All of them on that meeting use deception to promote evil in disguise as good.

    • @HiredGun2987
      @HiredGun2987 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's called Christianity. Specifically so because it's the only false religion that claims the true God.

    • @Ziggy_Moonglow
      @Ziggy_Moonglow หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      aka "DNC"

  • @Lena-cz6re
    @Lena-cz6re หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    European here, right in the middle of our EU Parliament elections. This is weirdly enough incredibly accurare.

    • @longlowdog
      @longlowdog 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      You think you got it bad, I'm in Scotland with the SNP calling it a hate crime to express an opinion contrary to the government line in your own home.

    • @_d--
      @_d-- 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@longlowdog are there still scottish in Scotland?

    • @longlowdog
      @longlowdog 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@_d-- very few, mostly our houses are being bought by raging socialist eco-warriors with all the gear and no idea who weren't wanted in Englandshire.

    • @Lena-cz6re
      @Lena-cz6re 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@longlowdog I feel for the Scots. I hope you can reclaim your beautiful country.

    • @FF-Nation
      @FF-Nation 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@longlowdog WHOA WTF Seriously!? 👀
      Are they rewarding/encouraging citizens to spy/tattle on household members as well?

  • @hunterhobbs4374
    @hunterhobbs4374 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    This video is a 100% accurate representation of liberals and democrats.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's a Venn Diagram that's practically a circle.

  • @formerevolutionist
    @formerevolutionist หลายเดือนก่อน +1247

    "Diversity is our strength!"
    "How do you say that without laughing?!"

    • @TwinTalon01
      @TwinTalon01 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I died at that part🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Wolfsheim23
      @Wolfsheim23 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ya it's almost as funny as "Queers for Palestine!"

    • @motnosniv
      @motnosniv หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I know, I just saw the video...

    • @pbg1204
      @pbg1204 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      How dare you say that without laughing

    • @coblogan75
      @coblogan75 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@TwinTalon01 so, this comment was prerecorded?

  • @opalander
    @opalander หลายเดือนก่อน +1656

    I thought Babylon Bee was a satire, not a documentary.

  • @leejones7439
    @leejones7439 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    Whoever wrote this is brilliant....

  • @charlieturner8124
    @charlieturner8124 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    They make Satan look like a "sympathetic" figure. Ahem.

    • @PROVOCATEURSK
      @PROVOCATEURSK 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It´s not like he saved Adolf 42 times, only god saves people.

  • @Animalsarefoods
    @Animalsarefoods หลายเดือนก่อน +1899

    The screaming “Donald Trump” when she got mad when he wasn’t part of the conversation was a nice touch. Very realistic.

    • @shelleyinthecity
      @shelleyinthecity หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Actually it was "Donald J. Trump".

    • @beammeup138
      @beammeup138 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I used to think Tourette's was a made up disease. Until the media induced TDS mass psychosis of liberal zombies repeating the same talking points for 8 long years: "Orange man bad....orange man bad..er, er (eye twitch) er...orange man bad!"

    • @Itsdasummer32
      @Itsdasummer32 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Fr 😂😂😂

    • @woodrowboudreaux9951
      @woodrowboudreaux9951 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      The black woman’s instant rage was correct.

    • @TheBeardedFrogSage
      @TheBeardedFrogSage หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then just a couple of seconds later "YOU WILL OBEY ME!!" from Satan and everyone shuts up. I'm surprised that actually worked. I thought for sure they'd do the typical Leftard thing of bringing out the sock puppet bot and burner accounts to drown him out.

  • @RealJeep
    @RealJeep หลายเดือนก่อน +1582

    Poor Satan, he's losing control of his minions.

    • @ericpode6095
      @ericpode6095 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      Hell is starting to suffer from overcrowding.....

    • @tamarakuklinski4240
      @tamarakuklinski4240 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joe1972
      @joe1972 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ericpode6095send in bill gates

    • @vanessashimoni6548
      @vanessashimoni6548 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yes! And he’s loosing popularity.

    • @joe1972
      @joe1972 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ericpode6095 in that case, send on William Gate s

  • @joeyfloores376
    @joeyfloores376 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    One of the signs of the end of days is what used to be considered wrong is now considered right and what used to be right is now considered wrong, food for thought monsters

  • @retrospectre2658
    @retrospectre2658 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    See the thing is, we're not "stealing your thing". We're using your tactics more appropriately. We're "Appropriating" it...

  • @hot2warm
    @hot2warm หลายเดือนก่อน +1739

    The Greta girl should have said "You're stealing our thing. How dare you!"

    • @MarkNOTW
      @MarkNOTW หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      💯

    • @lorih2249
      @lorih2249 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂

    • @MrErickalvim
      @MrErickalvim หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The actress could have ended up in a Romanian jail...

    • @LeeLee-fw3hw
      @LeeLee-fw3hw หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I think she has a patent on that quote

    • @hot2warm
      @hot2warm หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@LeeLee-fw3hw That's a common phrase. I don't think you can copyright that. Otherwise, people could copyright every common phrase and no one would be able to talk to each other without paying royalties or going to court. I could wrong, but I'd be very surprised of I am. (I'm a sometimes author).

  • @douglashaussler4238
    @douglashaussler4238 หลายเดือนก่อน +2216

    It would have been more accurate, after satan says," YOU WILL OBEY ME," they respond, "Check your privilege!"

    • @walterdavis4808
      @walterdavis4808 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      That would be funny !

    • @nicobones9608
      @nicobones9608 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      Nah, Satan isn't white.

    • @stickman-1
      @stickman-1 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Actually that's true. Even Satan has lost control of his minions.

    • @arturiuspendragon6849
      @arturiuspendragon6849 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nicobones9608being White is a very flexible concept. I just learned from the latest instalment of Assassin's Creed that Japanese people are White.

    • @soulbreakerthelastmanalive
      @soulbreakerthelastmanalive หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      ​@stickman-1 No he hasn't this is his plan. You see insanity is his domain demons get drunk off of our pain. It's the greatest high for them. Our tears our their drug of choice

  • @sportsman4545
    @sportsman4545 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +79

    Gladly to be one of the people that have stood my ground against the Liberals agenda for years now. Glad to have lost business, friendships to know that I knew I was correct. And super glad some Dems have seen it and once you see it, you cant unsee it.

    • @grosen2
      @grosen2 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A true hero in your own eyes.

    • @danielokeeffe5848
      @danielokeeffe5848 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well done, and thank you.
      I lost a lot of battles during the Covid global mind control program but need to jump back into the fray. Liberals never sleep.

    • @2000ViperGTSsubscribe
      @2000ViperGTSsubscribe 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@grosen2 Also in mine too for standing up to foolishness!

  • @panthercreek60
    @panthercreek60 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Frightening. Too true

  • @piperpilot44253
    @piperpilot44253 หลายเดือนก่อน +606

    How can you fight for any women's rights if you can't even define what a women is.

    • @loricircuit6903
      @loricircuit6903 หลายเดือนก่อน

      there was soooo much left on the table for Satan to cover regarding the trans-horror initiative for the planet.

    • @erl00558
      @erl00558 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      What a concept

    • @more444store6
      @more444store6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      That is a conundrum...fighting for women's rights and yet they cannot define a woman. Hmmmm.

    • @michellegifford2323
      @michellegifford2323 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Amen"

    • @luciferschild2745
      @luciferschild2745 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Women fighting for women’s rights but are okay for a man to pretend to be a woman is actually the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 😂

  • @Doreen-gx2gq
    @Doreen-gx2gq หลายเดือนก่อน +896

    I'm so tired of "reproductive rights." Call it what it is and be honest. Abortion.

    • @Jeremy-ql1or
      @Jeremy-ql1or หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Don't call it "abortion". That makes the Democrat audiences cheer for it.

    • @peterdarr383
      @peterdarr383 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      A Woman has the right to do WHATEVER she wants to HER body - - but her BODY stops at the Placenta. It's literally different DNA from there, the Umbilical, and the Baby.

    • @jeremyaubrey3927
      @jeremyaubrey3927 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      I think you mean murder

    • @StageWatcher
      @StageWatcher หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      "Abortion" is a euphemism as well. The honest word is killing.

    • @ysfex3sew
      @ysfex3sew หลายเดือนก่อน

      there should be a law that requires you to make a social media post saying that you just killed your baby if you have an abortion.

  • @Bgh583
    @Bgh583 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This isn't satire .
    Its reality

  • @jt6745
    @jt6745 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Way too realistic... I thought I was watching The View their for a minute

  • @ianhudson7462
    @ianhudson7462 หลายเดือนก่อน +757

    “The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.”
    -Albert Camus

    • @FriarJoe66
      @FriarJoe66 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Sounds like netanyahoo 👀

    • @anonmon96
      @anonmon96 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      although they dont really care about helping people in a way that matters and are so delusional they dont realize what they are doing. These people are either delusional or dishonest. In either case I cannot tell which is worse. "Good" intentions alone dont matter for shit unless if you have the actions and indictive results to back them up and what you are fighting against is a real and several problem that cannot be left untreated or ignored. If you dont have any of those, you may as well be a bad guy, and probably given these kinds of people they pretty much are.

    • @cosmicprison9819
      @cosmicprison9819 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The genius of that quote is that nobody ever specifies whether the “welfare of humanity” refers to its survival or its well-being. Both can make for excellent rationalisations for tyranny…

    • @alberteinstein8862
      @alberteinstein8862 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@cosmicprison9819It's not genius. You're just stupid

    • @NightSky777
      @NightSky777 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wow. 🎯

  • @TheNewsInASL
    @TheNewsInASL หลายเดือนก่อน +1637

    "Are you trying to say 'Diversity is our strength?'"
    "How do you say that without laughing?" (Satan). LOL!

    • @zmcg
      @zmcg หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      How is it not? The more diverse our strengths and perspectives, the more directions we can approach a problem. All the technology and food shared between peoples is great too, I love the variety. Monocrops tend to die out when a disease comes along, because there's not enough genetic variation to resist it. The key is to promote a diverse group of people to work toward common goals.

    • @psychicmane7636
      @psychicmane7636 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zmcg except China right now is one of the most xenophobic countries out there and they will eclipse the united states technologically and economically relatively soon humans are the same race or gender doesn't much change your cognitive faculties except if you are from sub-Saharan Africa or the middle east then you aren't as bright people from China and Jewish people have insanely high iq and aptitude for complex work diversity isn't strength strength is strength be it in terms of intelligence or physicality the world is a mathematical puzzle your virtues and morals cant change statistics or the fact that some people on average aren't as bright as others or are better runners or so on its nice to think that its a good daydream what you believe but its just not true

    • @radiowardenclyffe
      @radiowardenclyffe หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@zmcg
      Back in reality it's really not working though, is it.
      If you are incapable of accepting the fact that multiculturalism has failed horribly then you are part of the problem.

    • @xenodarsh3475
      @xenodarsh3475 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      ​@zmcg sorry you forgot to add lol at the end of every point you were trying to make, we can't hear you laugh at the end of each funny statement you make through text.

    • @joserezende5609
      @joserezende5609 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      ​@@zmcgI will not laugh at you, but what do you mean by diversity? In my eyes the world has less of the important diversity than ever, because the left is a side where everybody looks different but thinks the same, and what defines people is not their skin color, but their ideals, I'm black but I identify myself much more with Peter Parker than Miles Morales, because it's about ideals, what we should promote is a diverse way of thinking in which you are not judged by what you think because the only diversity that ever did something good was the one of thinking as because of it science improved and things were learned, but "diversity" in skin color of made up genders is useless

  • @coraamey556
    @coraamey556 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Wow. Reality in the face!!!!!

  • @Zona-dw9rp
    @Zona-dw9rp 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Spot on.

  • @kc4550
    @kc4550 หลายเดือนก่อน +819

    The actor who plays Satan is better at it than Hollywood's minions.

    • @thejarretlemaster
      @thejarretlemaster หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      tell hollywood!!

    • @marissashantez6051
      @marissashantez6051 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Every Babylon Bee actor is better then the "talent" they have in Hollywood.

    • @robertmaxwell1016
      @robertmaxwell1016 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Neal McDonough played a pretty good Satan.

    • @marissashantez6051
      @marissashantez6051 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@robertmaxwell1016 That would be very interesting, because he is a Christin himself, so it must have been serious business. What movie is that? Id like to see it.

    • @robertmaxwell1016
      @robertmaxwell1016 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@marissashantez6051 I believe it's called The Shift. He wasn't going to take the role, but his wife talked him into it. He talks about it on the Mike Rowe podcast

  • @levis569
    @levis569 หลายเดือนก่อน +523

    The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing The World He Doesn't Exist

    • @bibigeorgewill3516
      @bibigeorgewill3516 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I think satan's greatest trick is convincing the world he is God

    • @SeraphicSaint
      @SeraphicSaint หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      If the Devil is in fact real, then this wouldn’t be his greatest trick. Such a dumb quote.

    • @shishoka
      @shishoka หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @SeraphicSaint
      It does lead to some good literary moments. Like the webcomic Zebragirl, for instance, ends with "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he was interesting."

    • @zvonkobogdan9634
      @zvonkobogdan9634 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol your governments doing you for decades if not centuries and you wanna blame Devil for not being smart enough. 😂Yeah is devil's fault you believed in Vietnam war. Or Iraq war. Or Ukraine is a good guy.
      I know what is anti-devil though, it's angel of death called RS-2 8

    • @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
      @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      think about it: He doesn't have Physical Form.

  • @Ingridcold714
    @Ingridcold714 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Messed up part of people think this is a joke and this is probably exactly what's happening God save us

    • @PROVOCATEURSK
      @PROVOCATEURSK 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Your god that didn´t save his chosen people 80 years ago will not interfere with free will. Also, you have a safe space in heaven, why wait 70+ years to get there?

    • @jwwe1
      @jwwe1 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@PROVOCATEURSK John 3:16
      [16] For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
      That verse says it all! He is our Savior!!

    • @jwwe1
      @jwwe1 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@PROVOCATEURSK John 3:16
      [16] For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
      That verse says it all! He died for His chosen people and the rest of the world. 🌎 God is our Savior!

    • @nezz0r
      @nezz0r 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      If you have not done it yet then I recommend to checkout the following things:
      1. Yuri Bezmenov's lecture (1983) and his interview (1984) about Subversion. Compare what he said 40-41 years ago with today.
      2. The predictions of another soviet defector Anatoliy Golitsyn (1961). Like for example in regards to the "fall" of the soviet union.
      3. The MK-Ultra program
      4. The Esalen Institute and its connection to Marxism/Communism.
      5. Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World" and his connection to the Esalen Institute and his works influence on the MK-Ultra program.
      6. The circumstances surrounding the death of US General Patton (1945). His diary and the letters to his wife. Additionally "Target Patton" from Wilcox too.

  • @TexanTex
    @TexanTex 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Absolute truth in all of this

  • @dalehammond3591
    @dalehammond3591 หลายเดือนก่อน +742

    Satan has lost control, and now his minions have gone so far to the left that Satan looks like he's on the right, by comparison. And he's about to be canceled by this group.

    • @rosamaria5785
      @rosamaria5785 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      😂 😅 🤣

    • @ltmuffler3482
      @ltmuffler3482 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair, Satan IS more centrist than the left. He believes not only in an absolute morality, but he believes so much in personal responsibility that he babysits sinners in eternal suffering and damnation.

    • @horusfalcon
      @horusfalcon หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Right... like they're going to cancel the actual Prince of Darkness... (Hey, it might happen eventually? Nah.)

    • @ShaneLikeTheMovie
      @ShaneLikeTheMovie หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      yes that was the plot.

    • @jasonolszanicky4035
      @jasonolszanicky4035 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How does one cancel your imaginary friends?

  • @RobbieLivingston-zc1rk
    @RobbieLivingston-zc1rk หลายเดือนก่อน +903

    Not even Satan recognizes the evil of this world.

    • @Lucia-sy7le
      @Lucia-sy7le หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Yep, he's ready to serve man and get back with God.

    • @klof4276
      @klof4276 หลายเดือนก่อน

      20,000 Palestinian kids killed... A people subjugated... Keeping an entire region unstable... idgaf about trans rights I want my brothers and sisters to have their own state and BE FREE!!!

    • @Negev-Israel
      @Negev-Israel หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      As long as it's organic 😊

    • @GathKingLeppbertI
      @GathKingLeppbertI หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      No. That's not even a bad joke. It's a baseless opinion.

    • @FriendlyEvangelist
      @FriendlyEvangelist หลายเดือนก่อน

      Satan's laughing so hard at all these crazy liberals that he gave himself SIX PAXK ABS!

  • @thfborgati
    @thfborgati 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Sad reality! May God have mercy of us!

  • @jfyre1ify
    @jfyre1ify 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This is REAL!

  • @Specific_Hazard
    @Specific_Hazard หลายเดือนก่อน +512

    This isn't satire. This is reality. It's frightening.

    • @hunterblane610
      @hunterblane610 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Not really.

    • @earlnoli
      @earlnoli หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's not really frightening, 😅 It's becoming funny now how lunatics has controlled liberals that pushback is inevitable. It's funny that conservatives now are the liberals. Back in Clinton Era Democrats were really sane.

    • @TimmyStyles
      @TimmyStyles หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@hunterblane610 yes really.

    • @hunterblane610
      @hunterblane610 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TimmyStyles It's mainly straw mans that intentionally distort, if not outright falsify, the reasoning used by the left, so no, not really.

    • @hunterblane610
      @hunterblane610 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@TimmyStyles Not really. If doesn't use the arguments actually used by the left because the arguments used in real life are harder to mock.

  • @wesleymouch7498
    @wesleymouch7498 หลายเดือนก่อน +898

    Dear democrats. When even Satan goes yikes, you may indeed want to tone it down a bit.

    • @michaelblaes9847
      @michaelblaes9847 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Never interrupt when your enemy is making a mistake. Shut up. Good thing no lib would ever watch a bee video. Now if only we could do something and have the actual votes accurately counted, otherwise it doesn't matter what they or we do. They will still win rigged elections.

    • @Negev-Israel
      @Negev-Israel หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      One man's(God) trash(Satan) is another man's (Democrats) treasure(Satan)

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Biden derangement syndrome

    • @MrNobody55555
      @MrNobody55555 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You know this is not real.
      Satan cannot blush at evil ... He wants more and more of it

    • @fyrchmyrddin1937
      @fyrchmyrddin1937 หลายเดือนก่อน

      02:15 "We do want to Israel out and kill all the Jews" "We're pretty clear on our position"

  • @directinprint
    @directinprint 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    CSLewis is giggling in heaven.

  • @solutions553
    @solutions553 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Finally...people are getting it...finally...

  • @captainmerca341
    @captainmerca341 หลายเดือนก่อน +348

    The fact that people don't see that this is exactly what they're doing is absolutely insane!

    • @Dean4511
      @Dean4511 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Toning it down isn't in a liberal's wheelhouse. They just get crazier every day.

    • @colorpg152
      @colorpg152 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      the fact you think they don't see it is absolutely insane! most people only care about themselves, they stay silent because it doesn't benefit them to say anything or because they benefit from virtue signaling

    • @NTJedi
      @NTJedi หลายเดือนก่อน

      Either the LEFT will destroy civilization thus nobody wins OR the RIGHT recovers our government and morals of the country and the RIGHT wins.
      So either we BOTH SIDES lose or the RIGHT wins... I find comfort knowing there's no long term victory for the LEFT.

    • @janetrose3929
      @janetrose3929 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You guys sound cray cray.

    • @lightning0938
      @lightning0938 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@janetrose3929no you're the blind one. Scoff all you want, the end is coming either way

  • @robertjensen1438
    @robertjensen1438 หลายเดือนก่อน +501

    Hillary's mad at Satan
    Hillary: Satan! We had a deal! Where's the election victory that you promised me?
    Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had?

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Benghazi...?

    • @jamesjones23
      @jamesjones23 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      😃😄😆🤣😂🙂

    • @jeremykraenzlein5975
      @jeremykraenzlein5975 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Back in the '90's, the late great columnist William Safire famously called Hillary "A congenital liar". As recounted in the gospel of John, Jesus once said that Satan was a liar from the beginning, and that lies are his native language.
      I am not suggesting that Hillary Clinton is the devil, but I cannot help but to notice how effortlessly they speak the same language.

    • @vewyscawymonsta
      @vewyscawymonsta หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      In the trash, next to her emails.

    • @Silver-cl2bd
      @Silver-cl2bd หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yikes..

  • @mdhen4
    @mdhen4 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    There is a thin line between satire and reality.

  • @toddmsmith26
    @toddmsmith26 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    This is an ABSOLUTE GEM!!!! I am sharing this every second of every day! Whoever wrote this is GENIUS!!! This skit is so close to the truth. Its sad, but absolutely true at the same time with a witty twist of humor. GENIUS!

  • @classic.cameras
    @classic.cameras หลายเดือนก่อน +236

    This is clearly the Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis.

    • @IndelibleSin317
      @IndelibleSin317 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I think they should make one for our modern audiences

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@IndelibleSin317you think so? Uncle Screwtape gets ousted by Wormwood for failing to implement DEI? (Why yes, Latin jk)

    • @classic.cameras
      @classic.cameras หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@IndelibleSin317 read the original, its basically as prophetic as 1984.

    • @JonathanVachon777
      @JonathanVachon777 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      100%

    • @calebleach7988
      @calebleach7988 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@classic.camerasit’s truly impressive how much of an understanding C. S. Lewis had when it came to human behavior and the nature of sin.

  • @STORM-du4tc
    @STORM-du4tc หลายเดือนก่อน +424

    They aren’t called DEMONRATS without a reason.

    • @caseywrable
      @caseywrable หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I’ve been using this term too. It’s a good one. 👍🏼

    • @vegassims7
      @vegassims7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That is a new term to me and I like it... thanks.

    • @LaVeyCharkusVeros
      @LaVeyCharkusVeros หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      pri *DEMON* th

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Grow some brain cells before posting a comment. We have a severe issue of controlled opposition and dumbasses (85%) fail to realize they are being played.

    • @DarthPerkins
      @DarthPerkins หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They're actually called Demonrats. Demonr...Demonrat...
      Well, my autocorrect IS saying they're Demonrats.

  • @liquidkyy
    @liquidkyy 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This video is the most accurate display of democrats ever. This video sums up the whole democrat party to the tee.

  • @kevinshanafelt5784
    @kevinshanafelt5784 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Perfect!

  • @cloudydays3136
    @cloudydays3136 หลายเดือนก่อน +392

    Walmart HR: "So, tell us about your past work history."
    Satan: "Well, I was the Prince of Darkness for over 6000 years, but I just couldn't keep up with the competition."

    • @kristinamiller85
      @kristinamiller85 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂😂

    • @karens.strickland9634
      @karens.strickland9634 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      WalMart: I see😳
      Satan: Now I want to be a greeter for you. Do you have any other color vest, I don't look good in blue, "flame red" is more my color 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NareshSinghOctagon
      @NareshSinghOctagon หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "The Devil Is A Part Timer Season 3 : US Edition."

    • @ReneandMae
      @ReneandMae หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@NareshSinghOctagon Who knew that anime could be so prescient?😂😂😂

    • @NareshSinghOctagon
      @NareshSinghOctagon หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ReneandMae ,considering it got a second season a decade plus after the first,yes it is.

  • @michaell1665
    @michaell1665 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    The guy playing Satan deserves an academy award!!!

    • @VeeAmericanEagle
      @VeeAmericanEagle หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Whoever wrote this “skit” needs a raise!!

    • @acewavelength4588
      @acewavelength4588 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ikr. The guy playing satan is giving me some serious homelander vibes

    • @lervish1966
      @lervish1966 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's the real Satan.

    • @sokay2laugh512
      @sokay2laugh512 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was going to say that instead we should give him an award that still matters but I couldn’t think of one.
      May as well give him a Nobel Peace Prize.

    • @IIIISai
      @IIIISai หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol

  • @fredferd965
    @fredferd965 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The utopia for one group is a horrible dystopia for everybody else!!!

  • @primodernious
    @primodernious 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    all my life i believed that most people had a big sense of mercy toward others. now i know that many in this world has little mercy and almost zero empathy.

    • @playthegame7445
      @playthegame7445 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ur mistaken there, is in our nature to be sympathetic with each other, but cos people are so easily brainwashed, and can't think critically they place that sympathy at wrong side or wrong people

  • @1776FREE2
    @1776FREE2 หลายเดือนก่อน +332

    "Sometimes you can't _TELL_ the public the truth. _YOU MUST SHOW THEM."_

    • @WildDancer101
      @WildDancer101 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Actions speak louder than words.

    • @mustangmikep51
      @mustangmikep51 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      and thats EXACTLY what this "satire" did.....congrats BB on shedding some light on the sad state of affairs in this crumbling, declining so-called culture were in now....

    • @DanDen-gh7si
      @DanDen-gh7si หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mustangmikep51i dont get it

  • @parkloqi
    @parkloqi หลายเดือนก่อน +280

    My body my choice - unless there’s a “vaccine” with somewhere to go.

    • @saobsidia
      @saobsidia หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Democrats : My body, my choice. Your body, my choice.
      Republicans : Your body, my choice. My body, my choice.
      Is it just me or are both sides just extreme narcissists?

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@saobsidiaThat's only the far right, and who cares what they think? The far right don't have the power and sway the far left does thanks to traditional media, social media and celebrities. Most Republicans don't give two flying shits what people do to their own body. Libertarians even less so.

    • @parkloqi
      @parkloqi หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@saobsidia I agree. The D and the R parties are both scumbag organizations out to steal from is and give to their bosses.

    • @eijentwun5509
      @eijentwun5509 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@saobsidia It's just you.

    • @ephgm
      @ephgm หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@saobsidiaactually, you said the same thing twice in reverse order.

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The greatest evil is that which sees itself as the hero.

    • @seank3145
      @seank3145 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      DJT - Savior of America - The only one who can fix it.

  • @SG-js2qn
    @SG-js2qn 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Sad thing is that even with things so over the top, there's about 40% of the people who haven't caught on yet. What do we need to get their attention? A series of plagues? A great flood?

  • @travis1271
    @travis1271 หลายเดือนก่อน +360

    the nazis told the Japanese to take it down a notch too

    • @keasstudio9822
      @keasstudio9822 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Fun fact: Croatians were so brutal that even the Nazis were disgusted.

    • @charlesvan13
      @charlesvan13 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The concentration camp system was built so ordinary soldiers wouldn't be exposed to the mass killings of civilians.

    • @AmandathePandaBooks
      @AmandathePandaBooks หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      About croatia, i did not know that and i thought i knew everything about wwii, including africa!

    • @Aaron-fl2iv
      @Aaron-fl2iv หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yup. They went and awakened the sleeping giant.

    • @Yogurt_Fingers
      @Yogurt_Fingers หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's because the Germans were fighting to preserve their people. They weren't butchers out for blood.

  • @randybounds2244
    @randybounds2244 หลายเดือนก่อน +475

    " Tone it down " is just as bad telling the wife to " Calm Down " when talkin` to a liberal

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      "You're acting just like your mother."
      If you want to live a long and happy life,
      These are things you don't say to your wife.

    • @flinch622
      @flinch622 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well, to revisit 2020, the slogan was "build back better". Maybe this comedy skit is just an AP story that got spiked?

    • @nathanwilliams4005
      @nathanwilliams4005 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Oh man that "calm down" line to a woman is straight suicide.

    • @Jason_556
      @Jason_556 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@nathanwilliams4005right! You ain’t kidding! That can definitely open the gates to hell with arguing with a woman! 😂😂👹👺🔥😱

    • @ayabokti161
      @ayabokti161 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@nathanwilliams4005😂

  • @jonbullard6150
    @jonbullard6150 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    And.....there it is....they are who we thought they were

  • @peterritchie7382
    @peterritchie7382 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    This one was great, keep up the good work Bee!

  • @michaelpennington8410
    @michaelpennington8410 หลายเดือนก่อน +338

    When Satan is the reasonable one in the room you know you've got a problem.
    And when he was talking to Pro Palestine the line about "You might be the only person in here that can be as evil as you want to be and get away with it" had me rolling!!
    Babylon Bee you nailed this one!

    • @ReneandMae
      @ReneandMae หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think the real Satan is currently saying, "Oh man, I have got a HUGE amount of refurbishments and expansions I have got to get done down here! The applicants' lists are growing longer by the day, and they're not even trying to get their names off my list!!" The demons of Hell have got to be exhausted when every day, Satan tells them to dig the pits meant for modern day Demonrats even deeper.

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Who is getting away with literal gcide? Literal victim blaming.

    • @peoswriter1
      @peoswriter1 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@dansmith1661 I’m curious to know if you can say. While we’re at it, what does “from the river to the sea” mean? I think the situation is very ugly and layered, but it’s not a genocide - it’s a war. A war against an enemy with ZERO restraint when it comes to war crimes and no belief in the inherent dignity of human life.

    • @spartanx169x
      @spartanx169x หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dansmith1661 "From the River to the Sea!" Know anything about that? Its only been chanted for 30+ years. The Palestinians wanted this war as well as the muslims, now that they are losing badly they want to whine about it. Whats going on is called TOTAL WAR. Look it up. That concept has been around since the beginning of time. It means that you beat your enemy until they BEG for mercy, then beat them some more, so they will not want another for generations. General Tecumseh Sherman of the North Army of the American civil war used this method and its why the South lost. Germany used it and almost conquered Europe. Russia used it to prevent Germany from taking Europe. So just stop it. THET WANTED A WAR, THEY GOT ONE. So don't whine about it now that you are losing.

    • @BigChungus-zg6zw
      @BigChungus-zg6zw หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@peoswriter1 Israel is an ethnosupremacist state run by people who believe the destiny of every other peoples on the planet is to be their slaves.
      Educate yourself.

  • @lemkmel
    @lemkmel หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    I'm not from the US, I just come here to watch the news and see how everything is going.

    • @dreamscapemaestro3732
      @dreamscapemaestro3732 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Welp, this is how it's going. It really is.

    • @woodrowboudreaux9951
      @woodrowboudreaux9951 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just know that the sane half of us are at war with the insane half. And the insane half is in charge.

    • @nickev96
      @nickev96 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Prayers please 🙏

    • @horusfalcon
      @horusfalcon หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Hope you enjoyed the show...

    • @user-ec8cb2ez9g
      @user-ec8cb2ez9g หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Did ya bring popcorn

  • @troyjlandry
    @troyjlandry 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Sadly, this is reality

  • @pablokoz7497
    @pablokoz7497 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    As my grandmother use to say , it may not be a a laughing matter , but no matter if we laugh

  • @georgedavidson957
    @georgedavidson957 หลายเดือนก่อน +438

    19 eu countries have decided that diversity is NOT their strength. funny that

    • @choalithikanthe2422
      @choalithikanthe2422 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kinda like Japan being praised for it's lawful order and cleanliness by the same lunatics that want the US to take on even more illegals? 😄

    • @davestang5454
      @davestang5454 หลายเดือนก่อน

      American democrats emulate European governments but they don't understand that the "Europe" they emulate has been moving progressively to the RIGHT of the political position they think it's in.

    • @keasstudio9822
      @keasstudio9822 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      My parents always told me that diversity is a strength, in some ways it is but clearly in other ways it just divides people. There needs to be one big unifying force. This is where Jesus comes into play. We all are diverse here on Earth, but Jesus unifys us as humans and as God is our father! :D

    • @krislynn5965
      @krislynn5965 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@keasstudio9822 Diversity is only a strength when the thing that is diverse (People, ideas, religion, etc.) shares the same values and/or goals.
      If it doesn't, it works to undermine, disrupt, and replace with its own values and goals, and it breeds conflict by that thing's very nature.

    • @DinDooIt
      @DinDooIt หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@krislynn5965 And it breeds strong resentment, I've met more people who resent certain others far more often in these past few years than ever before and it just keeps growing, in the end nobody will win except the few with the most!!

  • @SaltyProduction
    @SaltyProduction หลายเดือนก่อน +131

    They aren’t even hiding it anymore

    • @keasstudio9822
      @keasstudio9822 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yup! :/

    • @MovingAlong742
      @MovingAlong742 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's been quite out in the open since 9/11. Right in front of our faces.

    • @DanDen-gh7si
      @DanDen-gh7si หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MovingAlong742 you are clinically insane and you should be put in a home

    • @DanDen-gh7si
      @DanDen-gh7si หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thats not true

  • @sarahhostkoetter960
    @sarahhostkoetter960 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This is completely 💯 true, sadly.

  • @keyserzoom9154
    @keyserzoom9154 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Get worried when you hear these words: “It’s for your own good.”

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      yep..that means it's gonna hurt

  • @EugeneSSmith
    @EugeneSSmith หลายเดือนก่อน +249

    Ironic, that the Majority of Jewish Americans, support and vote for the Democratic Party!

    • @Steve-pk9ok
      @Steve-pk9ok หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You can't possibly know that as fact. Show me some evidence.

    • @Hellenhawking445
      @Hellenhawking445 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@Steve-pk9ok im jewish and these protests made me even further from them

    • @wayneantoniazzi2706
      @wayneantoniazzi2706 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just how true that's going to be this fall is a "Wait and see!" situation.
      I remember Dennis Prager 20 years ago saying (And mind you he's Jewish himself):
      "Old Jews vote Democratic because they think they're voting for FDR. Middle-aged Jews vote Democratic because they think they're voting for Bobby Kennedy. Young Jews? I haven' figured them out yet!"

    • @Joejoe-vd2do
      @Joejoe-vd2do หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Not after these protests.

    • @dudeinoakland
      @dudeinoakland หลายเดือนก่อน

      A lot of self hate and guilt among the Jewish community.

  • @wealthprosper6251
    @wealthprosper6251 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

    When satire speaks more truth than mainstream media

    • @Wolfsheim23
      @Wolfsheim23 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It always has.. since the very first days of the Court Jester. Why do you think the Attacks to Free Speech hit the Comedians the first and the hardest?

    • @jamesosborne1286
      @jamesosborne1286 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not difficult to do these days. You could probably just spout out random things and have a pretty good chance of being more accurate than MSM.

    • @mustangmikep51
      @mustangmikep51 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jamesosborne1286 or CNN

    • @mustangmikep51
      @mustangmikep51 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      bingo

    • @javierguerrero1043
      @javierguerrero1043 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because we live under a tyranny.

  • @DanSegovia
    @DanSegovia 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Never forget the USS Liberty

  • @girlpower263
    @girlpower263 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Satin, your ESG score is going down for this.

  • @helenel4126
    @helenel4126 หลายเดือนก่อน +256

    Satan probably never thought he'd conquer the world so fast.

    • @Dean4511
      @Dean4511 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Easier with a senile old Potato in the White House.

    • @fyrchmyrddin1937
      @fyrchmyrddin1937 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I'm impressed that the Babylon Bee managed to book guest appearances by both Spike Lee and Greta Thunberg.

    • @lauravictorious4670
      @lauravictorious4670 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And he still thinks that he'll succeed. 😂

    • @davestang5454
      @davestang5454 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's always easier to conquer delusional people.

    • @deuswulf6193
      @deuswulf6193 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well once one tribe in particular got ahold of the centralized banks, he was essentially given a huge handicap.

  • @fratermunky4336
    @fratermunky4336 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    I'm surprised his secretary Hillary wasn't there, she's been a life long supporter.

    • @peterbassey9668
      @peterbassey9668 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ...and Fund raiser.

    • @BENR8108
      @BENR8108 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And girl friend

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, she was after all Trump's wedding

    • @PBAdventures146
      @PBAdventures146 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh... I thought that was her dressed like satan.

    • @LysippeLee
      @LysippeLee หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@Hirnlego999 do you not know how being a businessman works? Do you think Trump supporters do not know that he rubbed elbows with some of the worst people in government? Go watch Dave Chappelle's bit where he calls Trump "an honest liar." An honest liar is someone who has done questionable things but still has a moral compass when it comes to the major things. For example: a thief steals a laptop when raiding a home. The thief finds cp on the laptop. The thief then turns the laptop over to police knowing he's going to have to explain how he came into possession of the laptop. And people like you are too focused on the wrong that he's done to see that without someone like the thief, this person would have kept getting away with what they're doing. And I'm not calling Trump a thief. I'm calling him an honest liar. That was just an example of what an honest liar looks like.

  • @RuiNDieM1988
    @RuiNDieM1988 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "you might be the only one in here who can be as evil as you want to be and get away with it." Ffs lol

  • @kurtisprice3337
    @kurtisprice3337 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    WHAT MORE CAN I SAY EXCEPT "NAILED IT"!!!

  • @TriumphalEntryGloriousReturn
    @TriumphalEntryGloriousReturn หลายเดือนก่อน +285

    The most accurate part is that Satan understands what's really going on, and the people unintentionally serving him, dance outside of the realm of understanding.

    • @mustangmikep51
      @mustangmikep51 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      bingo!

    • @ihatesatan223
      @ihatesatan223 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Satan aka wormwood aka the serpent aka hasatan. Supports golden dawn. Phoenix order is Democrat. They side with "Lucifer" (heylel) Jezebel

    • @reck0n3r
      @reck0n3r หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "We have reached a period in the history of the world when ignorance is criminal and deserves the heaviest penalty. Ignorance is not black magic, but it is the greatest ally that the black magician has in the world today."
      ―Manly P Hall, Magic: A Treatise on Esoteric Ethics (1978)

    • @aaroncarr4524
      @aaroncarr4524 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yea that’s the beauty of this peice haha

    • @joshkahn9021
      @joshkahn9021 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Read the "Screwtape Letters" CS Lewis....amazing similarity

  • @djztq2
    @djztq2 หลายเดือนก่อน +506

    The funniest thing about this is that they all think that what they're doing is right... Satan's the only one who understands!

    • @caryg4638
      @caryg4638 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      The concepts of Right and wrong can be changed with a premise. One premise-God is real and this is his word, and we should follow it. Premise 2-He is not real, so we get to decide and change the laws and upend the world based on logical conclusions from these changed premises. It’s really simple. All of us are subject to evil when we believe lies and we operate on what we think with our limited understanding rather than the word of God. That’s why what you believe matters.

    • @DanDen-gh7si
      @DanDen-gh7si หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@caryg4638Hard to trust god when you dont know what he is actually saying and only hear it through the words of others

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@caryg4638Correct 100%..

    • @jameswhite3415
      @jameswhite3415 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That's called judging others or in other words a sin. Chaos is pitting people against each other thinking everyone is so different when they are not. It's how you justify war or genocide. The true good guy would understand where everyone is coming from and be able to show how people are alike and even if x is wrong why his intentions were right when he started but he ended up being wrong etc.

    • @ryugames5545
      @ryugames5545 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Everyone think they're doing things right like all living concious beings.

  • @MPM.Mikus.P.
    @MPM.Mikus.P. 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Question? Isn't being gay or lesbian, simply the same sex? Why is there more than two sexes, that's confused.

  • @AnonymousOmniscience
    @AnonymousOmniscience 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "I form the light and create darkness, I make peace and create evil; I, the Lord, do all these things" - Isaiah 45:7

  • @Alukard661
    @Alukard661 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

    These people can make even Satan look like a good guy.

    • @mustangmikep51
      @mustangmikep51 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      who...the liberals?

    • @IAMBREADBOY
      @IAMBREADBOY หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yes, literally yes

    • @StainlessSteelPolish
      @StainlessSteelPolish หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Satan is so charming in this video. Actually.

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@mustangmikep51 Well it definitely isn't Conservatives pushing them stupid ass agendas, now, is it??

    • @Hex-kt2vr
      @Hex-kt2vr 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@StainlessSteelPolish That's called temptation of the devil lol

  • @alphamale2641
    @alphamale2641 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That is about right

  • @TheMrFunny11
    @TheMrFunny11 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    It’s crazy how this video doesn’t even feel like a joke anymore… Only a slight exaggeration 😂😂😂

  • @Nomad-bl4yw
    @Nomad-bl4yw หลายเดือนก่อน +508

    am a middle eastern muslim and i say trump was the best u.s president in recent memory

    • @OneTheBlue
      @OneTheBlue หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      On what specific policies do you base your assessment?

    • @DR-di4di
      @DR-di4di หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      How about taxes inflation gasoline prices.

    • @ivaerz4977
      @ivaerz4977 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Atleast there were no wars when he was president

    • @_the_left_aint_right_
      @_the_left_aint_right_ หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Thank you

    • @ayabokti161
      @ayabokti161 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@DR-di4diYes, they are bad under bydone

  • @marcblock7581
    @marcblock7581 หลายเดือนก่อน +340

    Blocking traffic helps oil companies become richer because the cars are wasting gas so people have to buy more gas.

    • @driftingdandelion
      @driftingdandelion หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      👏🏻

    • @thefreestate762
      @thefreestate762 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Yes. But they don’t see how stupid they’re behaving. This is what I wish we would have seen 10 years ago when we were teaching them that everyone is a winner for participating.

    • @ronniereddix5200
      @ronniereddix5200 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mark block, you must have a block-head! That is the dumbest thing I've read all day. And I've been reading some pretty dumb posts from trumpers!!!😂

    • @devonm042690
      @devonm042690 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thefreestate762 That was just the final stage of phase 1. Phase 1 started with headstart, then moved into no child left behind, and then when everyone was so thoroughly bamboozled they put forth the self-esteem movement. It's all been a scheme.

    • @meomy29
      @meomy29 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What does logic have to do with anything?

  • @DisEnchantedPersons
    @DisEnchantedPersons 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Loved it, people just don't understand the wickness that is hidden from us or mislabeled.

  • @TheHarkonnen1
    @TheHarkonnen1 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The amount of people in the comments who think Satan is real is the scary part.

  • @user-bq2xc2fl6l
    @user-bq2xc2fl6l หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    Just a thought but....Does else anyone miss the good old days when Heavy Metal was the thing destroying America and our youth? Meanwhile Ozzy has gone home to England because America is not a safe place to live anymore. Now that's irony.

    • @plumbthumbs9584
      @plumbthumbs9584 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Cause irons are heavy and made of metal.

    • @NavyGuero83
      @NavyGuero83 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      One check box of a fascist is an obsession with "the good old days." Like seriously, it is, not even kidding.

    • @ic7481
      @ic7481 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Isn't he a "woman" now?

    • @andreweff1284
      @andreweff1284 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@NavyGuero83 making a TH-cam comment != obsession.

    • @skeezix8156
      @skeezix8156 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@NavyGuero83it’s also an obvious sign he wasn’t leather strapped to a gurney screaming and had memories of good times erased with high voltage like you have

  • @wheeeeeha
    @wheeeeeha หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    It's okay Satan, I laughed at "Diversity is our strength" too.

    • @istvanpraha
      @istvanpraha หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Haha yes I’m from NYC it’s such a “strength” that your neighbors can’t talk to you since they don’t speak English

    • @sgmarshall3
      @sgmarshall3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know the first thing that countries think about when trying to win the Olympic gold in basketball is “okay, we need to get an Eskimo, a midget, a lesbian and a black dude because diversity is the key”

    • @DanDen-gh7si
      @DanDen-gh7si หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@istvanpraha hey remember the other time you forced a group of people to speak a certain language?

  • @jonathanmolina1428
    @jonathanmolina1428 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    Sad thing is some don’t realize they are serving satan

    • @PROVOCATEURSK
      @PROVOCATEURSK 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Serving our Lord Lucifer is better than saving god. Killing the whole planet with flood? God. Killing firstborn babies because of 1 pharaoh? God. Creating diseases so 50% of children died before age 5 for thousands of years? Also god. Not stopping Adolf, probably even saving him 42 times? You guessed it.

  • @danceoutnow
    @danceoutnow 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Sometimes the truth is stranger and scarier than fiction