LGBTQiAA+ Lady Gets Mad At Comedian (K-von laughs)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 เม.ย. 2023
  • So funny.
    This is a quick clip from K-von's 1hr special Essential. Order on K-vonComedy.com/Shop
    #KvonComedy #Essential #HalfPersian #TanxGod #Funny #Comedy #Persian #Standup
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  • @kvoncomedy
    @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +3048

    Click share on this video if you agree w/ my Dad and the original 3 letters... LOL
    see you on tour kvon.tv (so many cities listed)

    • @anthonythomas1504
      @anthonythomas1504 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Good for you for highlighting that part of your routine. Break a leg!

    • @lewistasso8866
      @lewistasso8866 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I remember growing up in school if something was stupid it was gay and if they were idiots they were called a fag. Later in life, I learned that a cigarette in British slang is known as fag. Oh, the turmoil it would cause over here in our dumb country.

    • @tertalksevents2day
      @tertalksevents2day ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My Dad was the same way Kvon!! & he spoke that way till the day he died in January 2017. I miss that sweet dear man every single day of my life, he was the best Father in the world ❤

    • @marianapachecoloureiro287
      @marianapachecoloureiro287 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What do the original 3 letters stand for? I’m from Portugal and didn’t get that part.

    • @intellectualiconoclasm3264
      @intellectualiconoclasm3264 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm queer and this shit is nonetheless nose and hysterical as shit. I remember, back in then 90's, our GSA leaders came back from a conference and we were no longer The Gay Rights Community/Movement. We were now the GLBT Rights Community/Movement. That's right y'all the was first until entitled twits like her put the L first for "Progress and Equality." Well just who the Hell do they think they are to pilfer the labour of others? Sounds like the same group of entitled people. But on the upside, at least now we know who "They," are. 😂

  • @tomfuller5585
    @tomfuller5585 ปีที่แล้ว +30820

    I used to be woke. I was constantly getting triggered. I protested everything that offended me, and demanded it all be cancelled. Finally I grew out of it, and went to preschool.

    • @brentmckenzie2793
      @brentmckenzie2793 ปีที่แล้ว +1691

      I was tracking you hard until the last sentence lol. Nice!

    • @tomfuller5585
      @tomfuller5585 ปีที่แล้ว +936

      @@brentmckenzie2793 Haha. I like to keep people in suspense until the very last word!

    • @brentmckenzie2793
      @brentmckenzie2793 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      @@tomfuller5585 mission accomplished

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas ปีที่แล้ว +236

      This section full of comedians lol

    • @tomfuller5585
      @tomfuller5585 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@Vulpas On many of these, I skip the video and go straight to the comments. I get lots of material here!

  • @Kingeptacon
    @Kingeptacon ปีที่แล้ว +51345

    As a PROUD member of the IDGAF+ community I approve this bit.

    • @fedupamerican296
      @fedupamerican296 ปีที่แล้ว +2918

      Stealing this, just wanted to say thanks.

    • @deenojarmbo2922
      @deenojarmbo2922 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      Good 1

    • @deanhockenberry9268
      @deanhockenberry9268 ปีที่แล้ว +654

      YES! I’m joining you!

    • @eliargumedo4728
      @eliargumedo4728 ปีที่แล้ว +1133

      Im starting the new LMAO- community

    • @peskypeet
      @peskypeet ปีที่แล้ว +325

      Please tell me where I can get this on beer, shaving razor, cereal, crackers, syrup, chips, cookies, pet toys, hairbrush, sunglasses, car sunshade. Just the NORmal everyday items you expect a message on.

  • @aidenrempfer403
    @aidenrempfer403 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1270

    Im gay and i dont understand how people get offended when someone doesnt name the community "correctly", like its not their fault the lgbt community adds a new sexuality ever single damn day.

    • @karlhauck9566
      @karlhauck9566 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Like any other group there are people who like to use their rights as a landmine for people to step on.
      Its annoying

    • @victorgerryson2695
      @victorgerryson2695 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your comminity is not acceptable...you're either a man or woman. Nothing more nothing less

    • @nancyf2665
      @nancyf2665 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Back in the olden days we just called people horny and would screw anyone

    • @BlitzTheFoxi
      @BlitzTheFoxi หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      yea the truth is:
      It is impossible to accidentally offend someone. If you arent doing it on purpose, it isnt your fault.

    • @BrianSapp945
      @BrianSapp945 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol

  • @Slinky_Spine
    @Slinky_Spine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +609

    "Gay B C's" XD this guy is great man. I love his humor!

    • @neoflyboy
      @neoflyboy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm not your joke. When I'm trying to make a better world, you are laughing at LGBT.

    • @rexypy
      @rexypy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@neoflyboy Jokes meant to be laughed at.

    • @A.T.Johnson
      @A.T.Johnson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@neoflyboy lgbtwhatever is a joke

    • @mark675
      @mark675 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@neoflyboyhahahahahahaha

    • @skygh
      @skygh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ya that is inspired and I am using it!

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 ปีที่แล้ว +8818

    Never trust anyone who can't laugh at themselves 😂

    • @santosmadrigal3702
      @santosmadrigal3702 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I didn't speak English as a kid . I learned it from a thing called a Phonics book . Now , I English is as natural as can be . I'm pretty good at it , till this day ... Pronouns ? I thought it was wild when I learned how to spell " comb " then I learned how to spell " bomb " . And now people say " like " for no reason at all .

    • @bigguy7353
      @bigguy7353 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Like leftists....

    • @LadyJennyfer75
      @LadyJennyfer75 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I am a disabled woman who laughs at myself all the time. I cannot remember who said it, but some American author once said "To laugh at others is cruel; to laugh at ourselves is essential."

    • @santosmadrigal3702
      @santosmadrigal3702 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@LadyJennyfer75 I think you would like Josh Blue . He makes fun of himself in a hilariously great way .

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bigguy7353
      There it is! 😭 lol

  • @TheGreatAustino
    @TheGreatAustino ปีที่แล้ว +5920

    I like how society is beginning to get sick of political correctness

    • @firebirdude2
      @firebirdude2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      "beginning to" 😆Son, 40 years ago people were saying the same thing. Be it stopping the N-Word, or using the term "Indian", or the term "Oriental", or gay in place of the word stupid, etc etc etc. Making people believe that they're under attack RIGHT NOW is the trick.

    • @mpclepto182
      @mpclepto182 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Society is sick of it, but when your local President and beat cop on your street are both politically correct, what are you left with?

    • @ohidontknow25
      @ohidontknow25 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Hit a tipping point maybe. I think a lot of the bud light drama is built up frustration and people just having had enough of years of political correctness in general.
      People like Andrew tate taking off. Tate is a proper tool. But also speaks some truths others are too afraid to. And people love him for it.

    • @oscaralegre3683
      @oscaralegre3683 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The whole world hate political correctness.

    • @lacym8478
      @lacym8478 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think the majority of society ever cared it was msm pushing it and wanting us to believe that people cared

  • @SimplyTheWorst20
    @SimplyTheWorst20 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    ,,I didn't know they did a update“ 🤣😂

  • @davidlee-michaels9430
    @davidlee-michaels9430 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    "those were the original letters"
    Those were the best letters. Simple and easy to remember.

    • @DesignedAssassin
      @DesignedAssassin 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      LGB was a lot better wasn't it, without all the identity crisis's and pronouns

    • @raquelcostascaramal
      @raquelcostascaramal 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What do they stand for?

    • @valentinlageot4101
      @valentinlageot4101 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@raquelcostascaramal Lesbian Gay Bisexual

    • @FarGalaxy
      @FarGalaxy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      but he said those letters were "FAG" ​@@valentinlageot4101

  • @dirkdiggler2430
    @dirkdiggler2430 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5934

    As a Mexican I am extremely offended that he didn't make fun of Mexicans a few more times.

    • @joeladams2540
      @joeladams2540 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

      And that's why I like you guys 💪

    • @donveitch5812
      @donveitch5812 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      you guys have it made, nobody ever mentions us Canadian immigrants!

    • @dirkdiggler2430
      @dirkdiggler2430 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@donveitch5812 lol

    • @gabriel7664
      @gabriel7664 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Haha lol. Dude that's something that's missing in this country, people being able to take a joke. When comedians make fun of white rednecks I laugh my ass off...cause I'm like "I'm the guy they're making fun of and I see why they're making fun of me."

    • @SundaeSaurus
      @SundaeSaurus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      I'm just offended that he didn't label us Africans as hungry, thirsty and poor tribesmen 😠

  • @BinkyStalls
    @BinkyStalls ปีที่แล้ว +8330

    It’s sad that this isn’t even a joke. It’s a true story. We are living in a literal joke.

    • @ParaBellum2024
      @ParaBellum2024 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      The best comedy is rooted in truth.

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      South park is worldwide now

    • @sexydadee
      @sexydadee ปีที่แล้ว +66

      why you think they start calling this the clown world

    • @Youprobablysuckass
      @Youprobablysuckass ปีที่แล้ว +26

      we actually live in an episode of south park

    • @NobodyAsked-xh8cs
      @NobodyAsked-xh8cs ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "We are living in a..." - Every Doomer ever

  • @b3h3ld
    @b3h3ld 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

    As a Gay person, the LGBT movement has gone too far and I’m embarrassed to be roped in with the easily offended bunch :/

    • @DesignedAssassin
      @DesignedAssassin 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      About sums up the LGB community being attached to the insane TQ+ community. One is sexuality and how you're born and the other is roped in gender identity, pronouns, and ridiculous victimization

    • @stratisapostolou6284
      @stratisapostolou6284 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      You can always turn right🤗🇬🇷

    • @b3h3ld
      @b3h3ld 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@stratisapostolou6284 now what’s that mean bud?

    • @tomroyal6167
      @tomroyal6167 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@b3h3ld-Ecclesiastes 10:2

    • @RSMR7.
      @RSMR7. 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@tomroyal6167
      Ecclesiastes 10:2 (KJV) A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.

  • @vickylysi7423
    @vickylysi7423 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I usually don't find comedians funny, I don't like the cussing and bad language. I loved this guy!!
    !

    • @jupiter6647
      @jupiter6647 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Vicky, check out comedian "Brian Reagan" very funny @ " clean" material. He's my favorite. 🙂

    • @matthewkuhl79
      @matthewkuhl79 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sinbad was clean and very funny

    • @vickylysi7423
      @vickylysi7423 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jupiter6647 thanks for your recommendation

  • @jtmoore662
    @jtmoore662 ปีที่แล้ว +2505

    "Im here to protest, I just dont no why yet". THE TRUTH!

    • @blackrhino3442
      @blackrhino3442 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me Me Meme on TH-cam. So funny.

    • @book_roblox
      @book_roblox ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blackrhino3442 I will steal your horn to make money

    • @farmassist6212
      @farmassist6212 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i am only here to protest so i can get fined (paid)

    • @austinjt4264
      @austinjt4264 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm offended, I just don't know why yet!

    • @JimJones-kk8pb
      @JimJones-kk8pb ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Won't know till I get my dnc cue card and Soros cash.

  • @killingmachinelp
    @killingmachinelp ปีที่แล้ว +8291

    As a proud member of LGTVHD4K+ community. I approve this skit

    • @martinklass8331
      @martinklass8331 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Who cares what you approve or not, humor isn't moraly judgable

    • @MrGazig88
      @MrGazig88 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Haaaa!

    • @MauriceAlBetar
      @MauriceAlBetar ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martinklass8331 you retard didnt get his hilarious joke

    • @sammy2tires320
      @sammy2tires320 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      😂😂 i literally laughed out quietly upon reading this 😅😅😅

    • @joseromo2298
      @joseromo2298 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I laughed out loud,

  • @gc4282
    @gc4282 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    I love the part where he stated "my father had only 3 letters F.A.G." that's classic & hysterically funny! Great comedy!

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      😂 gotta love Dads

  • @lucasrogers3088
    @lucasrogers3088 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    My 4 month baby is laughing at this. Im just gonna guess he approves this message.

  • @willsimpson3783
    @willsimpson3783 ปีที่แล้ว +3625

    As a biologist, thank you!! Your "I'm not a biologist" joke was hilarious.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Yessss. And kedingy jackson isn’t either lol

    • @seattlewomanspeaks4912
      @seattlewomanspeaks4912 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Posie Parker was at a collegiate women's swim meet last year to protest the fact that the man Lia Thomas (aka Liar Thomas) was swimming. Some wokey-woke guy in the bleachers near her said she couldn't comment on whether Lia is a woman or not because Posie is not a biologist. Posie hit back with this zinger: "I'm not a vet but I know what a dog it."

    • @willsimpson3783
      @willsimpson3783 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seattlewomanspeaks4912 brutal!

    • @willsimpson3783
      @willsimpson3783 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kvoncomedy Facts my man! Facts!

    • @davidevans3223
      @davidevans3223 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you don't understand the 2 genders you're not a biologist you're an activist for a cult

  • @206Zelda
    @206Zelda ปีที่แล้ว +3759

    To be fair:
    When are spoiled children NEVER angry?

    • @WvlfDarkfire
      @WvlfDarkfire ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When we get what we want! Lmao 🤣

    • @Ramiro.salcido
      @Ramiro.salcido ปีที่แล้ว +67

      When you beat them.

    • @JJ3nkins89
      @JJ3nkins89 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Ramiro.salcido 🤣

    • @bigguy7353
      @bigguy7353 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or leftists.....

    • @RK-ej1to
      @RK-ej1to ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eh, the next gen might not be so on edge if we as a country actually tried fixing problems instead of ignoring them. Or on the them more extreme front stopped labeling any level of social progress as woke and attacking it.

  • @ColtonWeeks17
    @ColtonWeeks17 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    As a proud member of the LGBT-I7-RTX-4090-32GB-RAM-NVME-SSD Community, I approve this skit

    • @josephhein9497
      @josephhein9497 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now, I just need your expiration date and your CVV number, please.

    • @noodlemaster2481
      @noodlemaster2481 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      is this ur ssn?

    • @blak3brutus229
      @blak3brutus229 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@noodlemaster2481no the countries vaults Ssn 😂

    • @franklinblunt69
      @franklinblunt69 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      never have enough RAM😁upgrade time

    • @valentinlageot4101
      @valentinlageot4101 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      why does he have the Nuclear code

  • @user-yj8oh8vr3d
    @user-yj8oh8vr3d 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    That was GREAT. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time

  • @WyoSavage1976
    @WyoSavage1976 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    Comedians that stick to being funny are brave as hell these days.

    • @bigmami43
      @bigmami43 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Word!

    • @roadmonitoroz
      @roadmonitoroz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hang on.. "Stunning and brave" isn't it ?

    • @eliasrodriguez1419
      @eliasrodriguez1419 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@roadmonitorozNo no no no no no

    • @CarolMcLean1972
      @CarolMcLean1972 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      commenters that get out their moms basements are brave as hell these days🤑🤣🙃

    • @WyoSavage1976
      @WyoSavage1976 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CarolMcLean1972 are leading by example ? 😜🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Drobium77
    @Drobium77 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1481

    My sister, who's a lesbian, calls them "the alphabet mafia" 🤣

    • @brundlefly262
      @brundlefly262 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I call them the "alphabet soup group" or the "ku klux crayons". 😂

    • @kpaxian6044
      @kpaxian6044 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      It's interesting you say that as (for context only) I am ace. I remember years back a friend who identified as queer state I was, by default, queer for being ace and part of the LGBT+ automatically (this friend was very inclusive and warm, as you can gather.) I had never thought of myself as queer (I honestly had not thought much on it, but I could see how either way of looking at it could make sense.)
      Anyway, did some digging and learned there was a LOT of infighting in the LGBT+ While there are many warm and welcoming people associated with it, I came across many who also did not want certain orientations to join (many spoke about people who could mask as straight and said that they would not be subjected to the same degree of bullying etc. and therefore "shouldn't quality" (I personally don't care...it's more the level of anger some people display towards others that also don't fit the typical mould.)
      Later, in my 20s, I was looking at an ace page out of curiosity (forum for people who identify as asexual) and I didn't see any squabbling, really, ever on the AVEN sites. Mostly a lot of talking about fictional characters who they thought could be ace, and more talk about their interests in general, and meet up board game groups and such. It had a very different feel. I remember reading a couple posts where some new members said they had tried to join an LGBT chat but they felt harassed or "pushed out" and so left. A couple used a term similar to your sister....mafia, or gang, or something.
      So yeah, I think there is a lot of infighting. I have heard that from others.

    • @benc.enlots
      @benc.enlots 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      ​@@kpaxian6044 Pretty much... you folks can't even stand or accept each other, why expect normal people to do so?

    • @Seahawksfan4life
      @Seahawksfan4life 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      @@kpaxian6044I ain’t reading all that shit

    • @MilkshakeGuruTTV
      @MilkshakeGuruTTV 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Since when do "normal" people accept each other? People find any reason to hate. @@benc.enlots

  • @fitnesstop112
    @fitnesstop112 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    i saw a good quote once
    "If I had a dollar for every gender there was Id have 2 dollars and a bunch of coounterfeits"

  • @jimthomas1989
    @jimthomas1989 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I just came out of the Alphabet
    I'm LMNOP
    Ha ha ha ha ha 😂

  • @dblum
    @dblum ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    I’m 19 and attend a Liberal college. You are not exaggerating anything. You are just saying what is happening. Every time I give my opinion, people call me racist, transphobic, sexist and misogynistic. While all those things are true, I do not like being called out everywhere I go.

  • @nickohira1397
    @nickohira1397 ปีที่แล้ว +1874

    Proud to be straight 🏳🏴🏳🏴

    • @slimypickles9009
      @slimypickles9009 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      and I'm proud to be gay! I totally respect you for it

    • @reddeadedits1623
      @reddeadedits1623 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Respect everyone who likes whoever they want to but personally straight

    • @luckyluke4525
      @luckyluke4525 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      I´m staight, but why should anybody be proud for his sexuality? It´s nothing I have worked for.

    • @reddeadedits1623
      @reddeadedits1623 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@luckyluke4525 ye idk it is a bit weird

    • @bishoprod33
      @bishoprod33 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ​@luckyluke4525 some people get a whole month to flaunt theirs so who knows 😅

  • @printz-of-peepz
    @printz-of-peepz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    When South Park episodes start becoming just another Monday, you know we've entered into very strange times. Bravo for calling out the ridiculousness.

  • @ShobanChiddarth
    @ShobanChiddarth 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Thank you so much for this man, it cheered me up in the morning.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Any time!

  • @willfox4654
    @willfox4654 ปีที่แล้ว +2510

    Thank God for comedians. May the communist never silence them!

    • @elizamccroskey1708
      @elizamccroskey1708 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's the Republicans job!

    • @tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp
      @tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp ปีที่แล้ว +115

      ​@@elizamccroskey1708 what republicans are silencing comedians?

    • @randominternetprofile8270
      @randominternetprofile8270 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp I think its to not silence them idk

    • @BlockDefender
      @BlockDefender ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If you can even explain what communism is I'll give you a cookie

    • @nunyabisness4300
      @nunyabisness4300 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlockDefender the “people” own everything together. Meaning you have no personal property or possessions. All of the nonproductive humans enjoy the fruits or your labor. Government has a perceived lack of control when in reality it’s the government who owns everything. Day one of communism seems great on paper. Day two to death, which is usually pretty quick, is hell on earth as every citizen is now equally poor.

  • @KyudoKun
    @KyudoKun 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7119

    Finally, a comedian who has courage enough to make fun of the woke culture destroying America. Kudos to you Sir. I really enjoyed watching this video.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +457

      Thank you kindly

    • @Amiruny
      @Amiruny 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

      ​@@ippos_khloros6163🏳️‍🌈🤨?

    • @parkerretz9791
      @parkerretz9791 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Are you?

    • @farianandadiratama
      @farianandadiratama 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@ippos_khloros6163 aah yes we bait em

    • @LazyTitan9
      @LazyTitan9 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      What are you talking about? There’s hundreds of comedians that are making fun of woke culture lol…you living under a rock mate?

  • @kopokopo20
    @kopokopo20 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Laughed my ass off!! So happy to see comedians who aren't afraid to make "controversial" jokes❤

  • @marianserban3063
    @marianserban3063 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    “i just called her “she”,my bad” 🤣🤣

  • @starlson3442
    @starlson3442 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5816

    As a PROUD member of the LGTVHD+ community I approve this bit.

    • @iddeegee
      @iddeegee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +770

      haven't you heard, it's already been updated to LGTVHD+4/8K )

    • @Gideon_Ikua
      @Gideon_Ikua 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      @@iddeegee 😂

    • @konaqua122
      @konaqua122 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +247

      There's an update to that. It's now LGBDISNEY+

    • @KingSardius
      @KingSardius 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@konaqua122 LOLOLOL

    • @Marybaeza-gt7cz
      @Marybaeza-gt7cz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@konaqua122 omg 😂🤣

  • @gravdigr27
    @gravdigr27 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    25 years ago people like me were in college. Now people like me are on cruise ships. Shit hasn't flipped, the fun people just got older. We didn't change.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Very true

    • @SparkyBobcat-el8hf
      @SparkyBobcat-el8hf 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You didn't grow up in propaganda socialist Republic of America & the western world...
      Communists won the war....
      Catholic Holy Roman Emperor sent by God will crush them & their puppets & masters .

    • @mattheweagle223
      @mattheweagle223 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well hey, you raised your kids like shit

    • @AndorRadnai
      @AndorRadnai 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I identify as being part of the cruise ship gang.
      Of course I won’t actually go on one because I am terrified of the ocean, but I am a Cruise guest ally!

  • @user-ow6vv3pn3v
    @user-ow6vv3pn3v 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This was actually great! 😂👍 Thank You!

  • @ThePreparedMind
    @ThePreparedMind 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    COMEDY, real comedy! Laugh at them all 😂😅

  • @Andrew_Price
    @Andrew_Price ปีที่แล้ว +534

    "They all came up at the same time, cus it was one person" - the best Persian comedian

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thank uuu

    • @jonathancole6124
      @jonathancole6124 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It identified as they because of all of the demons with her.

    • @DerNiko
      @DerNiko ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kvoncomedy I liked the joke, laughed pretty hard (also at the asexual one, because that's my orientation). But I do think people over react, when it come to the whole they/them thing. Like, wanting to make people call you by made up pronouns like xey/xer or what have you is silly and illogical, I agree. But you can actually refer to a single individual by they/them and its grammatical correct, even if said usage isn't the most common so people tend to forget it already existed before the whole gender debate became more prevalent.

    • @FallingStar1080
      @FallingStar1080 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@DerNiko We're not going to make that normal, they/them is meant to be used as a plural term not a singular term used for an individual.

    • @DerNiko
      @DerNiko ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FallingStar1080 It already is used that way though. And has been in the past. Just because you aren't aware of that particular application of your grammar doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Dude there's tons of grammar rules the average person doesn't have the slightest clue about, because you don't need to know. Doesn't mean the thing in question isn't still a valid and correct usage. Like with all kinds of things, if your knowledge in a particular field isn't extensive, you shouldn't be arguing so vehemently. And when someone does point out something you thought about the thing is actually incorrect, you should learn the lesson and move on, instead of insisting that you're in the right, when the evidence is absolutely against you. And this doesn't just concern the pronoun and grammar thing alone anymore. People just need to let people be people, man.

  • @VintageCardinal
    @VintageCardinal ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    Finally, someone not afraid to make fun of all this insanity!😅

    • @Nathdood
      @Nathdood ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "finally?" lmao plenty of great comedians who arent brainwashed.

    • @JewishJeff839
      @JewishJeff839 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nathdood Like who?

    • @thegraffitiplayground1325
      @thegraffitiplayground1325 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMercyTrialspeople like you are the jokes you’re the biggest joke in the country

    • @Iceman-Iceman
      @Iceman-Iceman ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@TheMercyTrials
      So, you're here to protest, and you just don't know why?
      OR!!!
      Did you just make up one!!,

    • @Bustad3
      @Bustad3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TheMercyTrialsthe "jerks" are the little progressive lemmings that try to censor anyone that offends the virtue signalling.

  • @TheCreatorLoveAllik
    @TheCreatorLoveAllik 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Joining my ppl in the comments, I am now a proud member of the STFUETC + Community, and I loved and approved this stand-up comedy from my boy! He killed it! 😂😅

  • @pastormill
    @pastormill 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    That was a funny bit brother😂 ...I truly enjoyed it God bless 🙏✝️

  • @mrofnocnon
    @mrofnocnon ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    As a member of ANH (absolutely normal heterosexual) I approve this message.

    • @mindtorquemusic
      @mindtorquemusic ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Good to see another ANH stand up!✊

    • @hubristicmystic
      @hubristicmystic ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I bet you’re not ABSOLUTELY normal ;)

    • @mrofnocnon
      @mrofnocnon ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@hubristicmystic Did what I said offend you? Is there something wrong with being happy as I am as a heterosexual? It seems overwhelmingly that those that differ from the norm are the unhappy ones.

    • @HopefulInterventions
      @HopefulInterventions ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrofnocnon Exactly! Also, the population most heavily infected with AIDS are gay and bisexual men (CDC.Org) You see the anus is not designed for sex. It’s unhealthy and can lead to cancer. There’s actually special clinics for gay men who suffer from this. Real sex is literally between a man and a woman. Other forms are recreational only! But I get attacked by liberals for stating facts! I have no hatred. I see us all as human beings deserving of respect. I just don’t agree with being lgbt. 😢

    • @DMX-du9mn
      @DMX-du9mn ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's no normal hetero - straight, curved left, curved right, up and down 😂😂😂

  • @Outside_the_Books
    @Outside_the_Books ปีที่แล้ว +586

    “I’m not a biologist, hold on.” 😂😂😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +84

      What’s funny is most people miss that joke. And I never thought anyone would. But now I appreciate those that catch it more

    • @lunawalker6648
      @lunawalker6648 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @KvonComedy what's even nore funny is that she actually nailed Marsha Blackburn point! Sex and gender (what is a woman) is a biological fact, not a feeling. Ketanji didn't say, "idk, I'm not a psychologist"
      In Romans 1, God said, "professing to be wise, they became fools". It goes on that because "they" chose to ignore the truth He (God) turned them over to their depravity and gave them a reprobate mind. I completely see the Left and WOKE mob in Roman's 1.

    • @jwb2814
      @jwb2814 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lunawalker6648
      For real.

    • @lunawalker6648
      @lunawalker6648 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jwb2814 yeah

    • @jgilbert7591
      @jgilbert7591 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep

  • @LAPesos
    @LAPesos 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Da last joke killed!!! Lmfao 😂💀

  • @blackphoenix123
    @blackphoenix123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As a black man, your funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣
    You got my stamp of approval lol

  • @ceretomer5987
    @ceretomer5987 ปีที่แล้ว +2098

    We need more of this to bring back common sense back to our country.

    • @Iera_Thaumaturgy
      @Iera_Thaumaturgy ปีที่แล้ว +38

      To the world, not only a country ;-;

    • @show_me_your_kitties
      @show_me_your_kitties ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ​@@Iera_Thaumaturgy yes but America is where is has to start!

    • @kelseybrexit5224
      @kelseybrexit5224 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@show_me_your_kittiesVery true! All those third world countries can suck it, America comes first!!! Idgaf about starving African Children, we need to ban pronouns once and for all😤

    • @bnsyphotography2104
      @bnsyphotography2104 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@show_me_your_kitties yeah America is the hive.

    • @jsk1429
      @jsk1429 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@show_me_your_kitties u Americans are not the main character

  • @goodmaysongaming
    @goodmaysongaming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1824

    As a PROUD member of the STFU÷ community, I support this bit.

    • @bryanrussell4066
      @bryanrussell4066 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

      Looks like the IDGAF+ community is stronger

    • @Suckit626
      @Suckit626 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am now a member of the STFU community lol

    • @winnhill3736
      @winnhill3736 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      1 day in this crazy world we will need a bigger alphabet so all can have a label.😅

    • @BelugaChonky
      @BelugaChonky 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bryanrussell4066it on par with the kag community

    • @highmedic2351
      @highmedic2351 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      divided?

  • @Luke1234yt
    @Luke1234yt 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This is the most funny sh!t ive seen in a while man! Im proud to be straight!

  • @jennifer6437
    @jennifer6437 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you! This was hilarious! I needed that.😂😂

  • @missado
    @missado ปีที่แล้ว +761

    I remember talking to a friend about him doing a show with his girlfriend. I asked "Oh are you getting ready for the show on friday with that new girl. She seems talented."
    He corrects me, "THEY are really excited to be working with me and we should have fun."
    I innocently replied, "Oh so it's like multiple people in the band?"
    "No it's just them."
    I never felt so confused....

    • @-Dan-.
      @-Dan-. ปีที่แล้ว

      Singular they has been around for a long time. Person online you don’t know? They. Animal you don’t wanna look at their genitals to find out what to call them? They. Androgynous person at the grocery store? They.

    • @yadiyd
      @yadiyd ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It's like, "Who's on first"!

    • @georgejones5019
      @georgejones5019 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Wouldn't be girlfriend then, it's his theyfriend. Have to fit all the personalities in there.

    • @ecclesmanchester
      @ecclesmanchester ปีที่แล้ว

      Your friend is an idiot.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, even trans people are confused about the whole pronoun thing.
      We don’t need that crap. It does nothing for us so if you know someone that uses incorrect pronouns then they are posers wanting attention.
      Same with cross dressing and body alteration and castration.
      None of that stuff benefits us.

  • @remyllebeau77
    @remyllebeau77 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Never let evil people dictate how you speak.

    • @benjaminreynolds3780
      @benjaminreynolds3780 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      those people are not evil. Calm down. I don't agree with their lifestyle, but are most evil? No, don't be clueless.

    • @hollyroxy25
      @hollyroxy25 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@benjaminreynolds3780 look at the clip of them attacking Riley Gaines & then say that .
      It’s never “All” but it is A LOT

    • @georgejones5019
      @georgejones5019 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@benjaminreynolds3780 They are evil. It's why they're targeting children with their idealology and why they physically attack, harass, and dox people.

    • @nettles6055
      @nettles6055 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@benjaminreynolds3780 evil, yes.

    • @Outside_the_Books
      @Outside_the_Books ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benjaminreynolds3780 Lefty activists are always violent and psycho… not evil? Haha! You must be trolling!

  • @honjokun0615
    @honjokun0615 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    You should have just played a clip of George Carlin's Soft Language skit and just watch them lose their mind 😂

  • @Xaveth
    @Xaveth 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    LOL! Dude had me rolling. Awesome bit! Subscribed!

  • @Procatpvp
    @Procatpvp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1015

    4:38 the guy saying “what” is how everyone else felt 💀

    • @TerrawayYT
      @TerrawayYT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Lol that's not actually what asexual means, asexual means you don't want or have sex, it evolves from biology with things like jellyfish that don't need a mate to reproduce. The jokes were still funny though.

    • @Procatpvp
      @Procatpvp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      @@TerrawayYT 🤓no one cares

    • @Lupacool
      @Lupacool 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Nobody cares

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@TerrawayYTwhile the other comments said it better, It's called a joke. Don't look at it too seriously made

    • @brightroarttttbbbb
      @brightroarttttbbbb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      gay lgbt is published all over the world to increase pervert relationships, the young generation continues to deteriorate. God created two genders, they complement each other and produce a new generation, but porn and lgbt are the biggest danger for the new generation. The family should take care of its children from a young age and raise them. People who lack attention and love tends to be gay

  • @nathanrochamusic
    @nathanrochamusic 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1422

    “Im talking about up there alien, not down here.. Not the south, not Mexico“ - as a Mexican I laughed so hard 🤣

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      Lol 👋 🇲🇽

    • @caseybeaver4604
      @caseybeaver4604 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Space aliens, not illegal aliens

    • @purpleprinc3
      @purpleprinc3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      @@caseybeaver4604 If an illegal immigrant and a priest get into a fight, is it still Alien vs. Predator?

    • @Bobjenner1787
      @Bobjenner1787 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same lol

    • @shitpostersingracia2931
      @shitpostersingracia2931 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@purpleprinc3bro really went all out

  • @gscotty155
    @gscotty155 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This guy's actually funny...I'm in shock these are rare now kids😂

  • @Rick-tb4so
    @Rick-tb4so 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When i was a young adult life was so simple, not easy, you just understood what you had to do to move forward.

  • @nichhahn1013
    @nichhahn1013 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Why do some of these people think they're sexual preference should be my business for some reason? I don't think my sexuality should be anybody's business except my own and whoever I'm giving the business to . People stay in your lane

    • @Android-Zen
      @Android-Zen ปีที่แล้ว

      I fuck pussies. Just in case you wanted to know.

    • @NotableSavage
      @NotableSavage ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This crowd wants to talk about their genitals and who/what they like to rub them on and when normal people get disgusted they become offended. Clown world.

    • @squiremuldoon5462
      @squiremuldoon5462 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It’s called pretentiousness.

    • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
      @jerryjeromehawkins1712 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly Nich... so should I hang a flag from my house that let's everyone know I like big boob blondes?? 😂
      It's amazing how its so important for some people to NEED to feel special. You're g ay??? Big deal... yawn.

    • @davidcook680
      @davidcook680 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their sexual perverts.

  • @danaso2567
    @danaso2567 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1478

    In a world where commedy is considered offensive, gotta say, this is a breath of fresh air.

    • @ryry854
      @ryry854 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Comedy has always been offensive. Britain nearly banned the masterpiece that is The Life of Brian - why because it offended religious sensibilities. George Carlin made a career out of offending the religious types by making fun of the absurdities of religion. Don't let people tell you offense is something new, its just the focus and subjects have shifted.

    • @danaso2567
      @danaso2567 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ryry854 yes, good comedy has always been offensive, but usually there were a few specific hot points such as religion, now it's basically everything. Carlin kept going, Chapelle will do the same, but can't help but wonder what happens to the "little guys" that do not have the staying power of Chapelle.

    • @nyxnightshades
      @nyxnightshades 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      well maybe its good this hate speech is considered offensive

    • @itsmeaiden8788
      @itsmeaiden8788 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@nyxnightshades i hope this is a joke...

    • @jockdouglass3824
      @jockdouglass3824 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Laughter, the best medicine

  • @Metapositron
    @Metapositron 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That Pansexual and deep dish joke was hilarious😂

  • @Guest-iv4qo
    @Guest-iv4qo 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is gold, time to check what else you have.

  • @LarryXLR
    @LarryXLR 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    "They all came up at the same time. They being one person." LMFAO

    • @neoflyboy
      @neoflyboy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm not your joke. I took care of my ill mother and now of my 85 years old father while my 4 heterosexual brothers do nothing. Really, I'm not your joke. A discriminatory middleeastern triggering you to get your hates out and get some money out of it.

    • @Chris-gx1ei
      @Chris-gx1ei 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, couldnt have used a new Third Person Singular that claims them to be neutral but not an "It", instead they all have to go for plural.
      That's just confusing to the poor little kids 😅

    • @Delphi6644
      @Delphi6644 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Chris-gx1ei they has been used as a singular pronoun for centuries tho? and people do use xe/xem too, but some people get upset at being asked to use new words while also denying using one thats been around for centuries. its a lose lose with some people.

  • @kennguyen7326
    @kennguyen7326 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2853

    Rare to see comedian actually do comedy nowadays. You nailed it bro, keep it coming. 😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      Thanks a ton

    • @brettvandermeer5297
      @brettvandermeer5297 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@kvoncomedy bro i fucking died at the end xD

    • @NullPointerVect
      @NullPointerVect 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      People are too sensitive now. Snowflakes think words are violent.

    • @jaroslav-6027
      @jaroslav-6027 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      what are you even talking about? :D that's a bit of a nonsense

    • @NullPointerVect
      @NullPointerVect 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@jaroslav-6027 People are easily offended. Cant insult any race, religion, idea etc. Hard to do comedy if all of them are taken away.

  • @jpjp9111
    @jpjp9111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    He said, "We used to just call them the F.A.G." And that description is STILL accurate.

  • @naturalsettings7098
    @naturalsettings7098 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    This entire subject deserves open criticism and tons of comedy. Great gig and thanks for the laughs 😂😅

  • @Lonesome__Dove
    @Lonesome__Dove ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "They all came up to me at the same time" lmao

  • @volocty
    @volocty 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Would love to see KVON on the View! That's an episode I would watch! 😂😂

  • @matthewbeard7225
    @matthewbeard7225 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Making me PROUD bro thanks!

  • @brees9263
    @brees9263 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Everyone getting real sick of the alphabet community.. 💀💀 they take the fun out of everything fr smh

    • @hana-ov1ju
      @hana-ov1ju ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Alphabet community lmao 💀me and my cousin call it rainbow stuff

    • @tonyrobbins1665
      @tonyrobbins1665 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did everyone learn their gay,B,C 's ? 🤣

    • @marmichaux7520
      @marmichaux7520 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes.
      I call them the alphabet soup group.
      Wahh wahh wahh..😭😭
      We can't even BREATHE correctly.

    • @maureengriffin7448
      @maureengriffin7448 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally

    • @cynthia4680
      @cynthia4680 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me… I’m completely sick of their $hit

  • @midomohamed4842
    @midomohamed4842 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +524

    As a proud member of the MEXICAN+ community I’d be glad to climb over that wall and watch this comedy club

    • @neoflyboy
      @neoflyboy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nadie se rio de tu chiste porque das verguenza ajena. Los gays no somos el chiste de nadie.

    • @donaldpump3072
      @donaldpump3072 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Get kicked out of your country then climb back into it.

    • @MikeHunt-is5mx
      @MikeHunt-is5mx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You mean LOCO+😂

    • @luzdivina2706
      @luzdivina2706 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣

    • @xxsparrowxx8568
      @xxsparrowxx8568 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣😂🤣

  • @BajaBandit
    @BajaBandit 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    hilarious set XD had me dying the whole time

  • @l3sbian._.w3irdo
    @l3sbian._.w3irdo หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    as a lesbian i dont get why they get mad when somebody they've never seen in their life call them the wrong pronouns like dude pronouns are earned

  • @pureventrue2357
    @pureventrue2357 ปีที่แล้ว +2140

    Man it's so refhreshing to see someone hit back at the absolute insanity. Haven't laughed this hard in quite some time, earned a sub

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Yesss

    • @Robizoid
      @Robizoid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I called the LGBTQ, the FDBTQ, but I’m not allowed to stay here with the F & D stand for. Use your imagination.

    • @kimjones2056
      @kimjones2056 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@RobizoidI just call them the alphabet soup group

    • @othonpedro2870
      @othonpedro2870 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kvoncomedythank you

    • @othonpedro2870
      @othonpedro2870 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How can 1 person be They and Them ?

  • @davidcamacho3513
    @davidcamacho3513 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Thank goodness. Freedom of expression in comedy. This guy’s refreshing

    • @Holy_Wraith
      @Holy_Wraith ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Freedom of expression is 90% gone in the USA.

    • @tipsy09
      @tipsy09 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For the alphabet mafia freedom of expression is you’re free to express yourself only the way they approve

  • @markgs6941
    @markgs6941 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this guy is going places, easily the best bit ive seen this year. :)

  • @thekoshertourist
    @thekoshertourist 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    that last bit had me dying....the original letters....😆🤣

  • @LuisAguilar-xd2hw
    @LuisAguilar-xd2hw ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Huge sign of immaturity is coming to a comedy club, getting mad at the jokes,and raining on everybody else's parade. Very easy going, chill, easy to talk to individual right there

  • @alexanderjimenez926
    @alexanderjimenez926 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    As a proud American with Mexican heritage, I fully stand against aliens.

    • @seasonedbeefs
      @seasonedbeefs ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You need to put some weight on. Lightweight

    • @alexanderjimenez926
      @alexanderjimenez926 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@seasonedbeefs LMAO. Too funny. I edited the comment to proud not pound.. good catch though

    • @seasonedbeefs
      @seasonedbeefs ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@alexanderjimenez926 hahaha all good. Have a great day!

    • @zchris87v80
      @zchris87v80 ปีที่แล้ว

      We tried to see them 9/20/2019. Never forget.

    • @NeoMokgabo21
      @NeoMokgabo21 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RealNyeTheScienceGuy
    @RealNyeTheScienceGuy 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It’s not her getting mad that pisses me off, it’s her getting mad at a comedy club that’s doin it 😂😂

  • @cedcornell1896
    @cedcornell1896 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank u from France 🇫🇷 I laughed a lot 😂.u killed it 😅🤘

  • @jeremyjohnson2129
    @jeremyjohnson2129 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    "im ready to protest I just dont know why yet" 🤣

  • @JeffL78
    @JeffL78 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Holy crap TH-cam recommended a new funny comedian. This was beyond refreshing.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hey hey! Pick a show any show Kvon.tv

    • @bronyman9000
      @bronyman9000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Might be my new fave since Gabriel Iglesias/Jeff Dunham and randy feltface

    • @joshuacstorlie
      @joshuacstorlie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Finally the algorithm doesn’t suck they/them’s balls

  • @dylanschlabach7097
    @dylanschlabach7097 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The silence when he said let me educate everyone so we can all be woke together

  • @wicmil13
    @wicmil13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bruh i just came across this video today hella comedy 😂

  • @aidandurand3210
    @aidandurand3210 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1143

    As a gay guy, do whatever tf you want, these jokes are amazing.

    • @jeremy6528
      @jeremy6528 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      There’s no way you can think this is funny

    • @kredziigaming981
      @kredziigaming981 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      gay 🤮🤮🤮 wtf r u doing with your life

    • @kidnamedalaska
      @kidnamedalaska 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      @@jeremy6528 why not? he's not hurting everyone.

    • @kidnamedalaska
      @kidnamedalaska 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      @@kredziigaming981 sounds like you're insecure..

    • @StroJPP
      @StroJPP 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      @@jeremy6528 He's funny. And I am supporting LGBT before it became fashion to do. A comedian"s routine is to chock, cross lines, and make fun of. Kvon did not say anything that would feed racism. It is not because you have no sens of humor that everyone miss it.

  • @t_c5266
    @t_c5266 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    The '+' is trying to sneak children into the mix

    • @mahumike7531
      @mahumike7531 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i should hope so. i wish the fuck we were realistic about sex when I was young.

    • @BoldTruth3
      @BoldTruth3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The + is to include pedos. People need to wake up and stop this evil!

    • @mister3566
      @mister3566 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      ​@@mahumike7531 He said SNEAK ya perv

    • @DPH_Psychosis
      @DPH_Psychosis ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@mahumike7531 lol ok gr--mer

    • @blutamis7697
      @blutamis7697 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yes it's "minor attracted people"

  • @dondin6093
    @dondin6093 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Im ready to protest, I don't know why yet..."
    Oh man... The way that aged...

  • @akostoth9389
    @akostoth9389 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Like a kid said:
    "What does the 'LGBTQ+' stands for? Is that a prenium version of gay?"
    xD

  • @JeffreyStatenJeff
    @JeffreyStatenJeff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +574

    I'm gay and I don't even know what half the letters stand for. I loved this bit

    • @squash4david
      @squash4david 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      You're not alone. From one G to, I'm assuming another G, I can go as far as the Q. Btw, I'm offended that it got switched from GLBT to LGBT, like it was at the beginning. Everyone knows that the man should come first! (I'm just kidding, for any of those out there who can't take a joke.)

    • @ouiroc
      @ouiroc หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I don't to learn my gay ABC's

    • @squash4david
      @squash4david หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@ouiroc Isn't it supposed to be gay b c's? LOL

    • @ProjAthenaSpecBio
      @ProjAthenaSpecBio หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@ouiroc you have to if you don't want to be murked by the Alphabet Mafia

    • @epicgamer3542
      @epicgamer3542 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I just call it the lgtv community

  • @DevinOfBacon
    @DevinOfBacon ปีที่แล้ว +416

    I thought this was gonna be a video where a woman at this particular event got mad, and expected it to be the woman that shouted "Woo!" when Kvon asked where all the LGBT people are at.

    • @Therebelliousprince001
      @Therebelliousprince001 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think she was joking

    • @jelly7310
      @jelly7310 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @-PLAY3R1-
      @-PLAY3R1- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not? Skip 😂

    • @rob4n12
      @rob4n12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #metoo 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DevinOfBacon
      @DevinOfBacon ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@-PLAY3R1- Don't. It's still hilarious.

  • @PartiloGD
    @PartiloGD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wait I forgot the Update! Had me rolling

  • @erkjadrek28
    @erkjadrek28 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The material writes by itself but this dude really knows how to handle it well. Hilarious!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrmezeekz2119
    @mrmezeekz2119 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +506

    That guy who screamed "What!?" After hearing that A is for Asexual had me dying 😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Lol

    • @ViridianFlow
      @ViridianFlow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      I think they were confused because someone who has sex with themselves is Autosexual not asexual.
      Asexual is someone who doesn't have a sex drive/doesn't like sex. The A means "not" like how atheist means not theist or apolitical means not political.

    • @mrmezeekz2119
      @mrmezeekz2119 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @verdankoro6010 I did not know that either. Thank you for explaining.

    • @MrMcguire89
      @MrMcguire89 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ViridianFlow Asexual has always been a species or animal that can procreate with multiple sexes. Mostly animals that are only one sex, hence why they don't need two sexes to procreate. Just because Google tells you something or your liberal friends change the definition doesn't mean it's the new normal. Read a biology book.

    • @VladIsBestRunner
      @VladIsBestRunner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      but what is the T for????????//

  • @xxmeanyheadxx
    @xxmeanyheadxx ปีที่แล้ว +838

    This was such an awesome and well put together bit that the only possible way it can offend someone is if they are trying so hard to be oppressed

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yessss

    • @JJ3nkins89
      @JJ3nkins89 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      When there is a will, there is a way.. to be offended.

    • @sspencer4036
      @sspencer4036 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm offended he didn't call out the straight people 😂😂😂

    • @bluezy710
      @bluezy710 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But these people are oppressed. Demonically oppressed.

    • @xxmeanyheadxx
      @xxmeanyheadxx ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sspencer4036 now that i think about it, he didnt shoutout Hungarians, what a racist!

  • @razztastic
    @razztastic หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Add to cart, we'll see!" fucking SENT me lmao.

  • @DaKingBread_
    @DaKingBread_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As someone apart of the LGVT+ Community, I can confirm I am a TV.

  • @markfuller1306
    @markfuller1306 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +683

    As a gay man, I find this bloody hysterical. And sadly all too true of the generation that follows. What has society become?

    • @a1pha_star
      @a1pha_star 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      Finally, someone I can relate with. I'm a gay man who doesn't identify with the LGBT-whatever crowd. Fuck the labels. I'm just a normal guy who likes men haha. Life's too short to be getting triggered by every little thing. We all need to laugh at ourselves and the insanity of this world.

    • @jackraptor1581
      @jackraptor1581 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      You should know. You’re the door that was first opened. What, you thought it was gonna stop there?

    • @iamthegreatest4872
      @iamthegreatest4872 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      finally some normal gay people. i respect yall

    • @muhammadsalafiahlulhadith
      @muhammadsalafiahlulhadith 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@a1pha_star*_WHENEVER A MUSLIM SAYS "HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG & SINFUL" THE "intelligent" ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC POPS UP WITH THE COUNTER ARGUMENT "But it's part of NATURE SOME animals involve in homogarbage so its natural & nothing wrong"🤦🏻‍♂️MUSLIM SAYS HOLD ON✋🏻😎:SOME ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUALITY YES I KNOW ANIMALS CAN BE GAY SO WHAT⁉️YOU WANT TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR ROLE MODELS NOW FOR YOURSELF & YOUR CHILDREN & ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS⁉️THEN IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM OR MORALITY WHATSOEVER SINCE ANIMALS ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS🔥ANIMALS WERE BORN NAKED SO WHY DO YOU WEAR "unnatural manmade clothes" ⁉️U SEE THE POINT⁉️😎ANIMALS LACK 1 MAIN THING THAT MORAL LOGICAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS DONT LACK🌴& THAT THING IS CALLED MORALITY & LIMITS🌴😎☝️ANIMALS DONT HAVE ANY LIMITS SO THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT🍗SOME ANIMALS LIKE CROCODILES EAT THEIR OWN BABY CROCS WHEN THEY CANNOT FIND ENOUGH FOOD/PREY FOR THE DAY🍗SO WOULD U ADVOCATE KILLING AND EATING YOUR OWN BABIES AS HUMANS SINCE ITS "natural"⁉️🍗ANIMALS SUCH AS CHIMPANZEES RAPE THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS BY FORCEFUL MOUNTING & COPULATION✅🌴SO WILL YOU SUPPORT & LEGALIZE RAPE AMONGST HUMANS NOW? WILL YOU SUPPORT RAP!STS WHO SAY "I identify as a rap!st since it's natural & found in nature" WILL U STAND UP FOR HIS RAP!ST RIGHTS??🌴ALSO ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER TOO BOTH THEIR PREYS AS WELL AS THEIR HUNTING COMPETITORS WHO GET THE BETTER CATCH & THEY ROB EACH OTHER TOO OF THEIR HARD EARNED FOOD🥤SO SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST AND FITTEST🔥THE LION KILLS THE ANTELOPE🔥THE CHEETAH KILLS THE DEER👀SO WILL YOU USE THAT "NATURAL" LOGIC AND SUPPORT AND LEGALIZE MURDER AND HOMICIDE & ROBBERY AGAINST HUMANS SIMPLY BCUZ ITS "natural" & "PART OF NATURE"⁉️‼️🙄🤦‍♀️WILL U LEGALIZE THE STRONG HUMANS KILLING THE WEAK & OLD ONES⁉️😂WILL YOU SUPPORT THE RICH ROBBING & KILLING THE POOR⁉️😂WE CAN GO ON FOREVER WITH INFINITE EXAMPLES OF SOOO MANY ATROCITIES THAT ARE COMMON IN NATURE BUT ARE 100% ILLEGAL IN HUMAN LAWS & CONSTITUTIONS😎🔥SO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT GAY OR BI RIGHTS OR TRANSSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE BEING HYPOCRITES SINCE YOU ACCEPT 1 THING FROM NATURE BUT REJECT OTHER ACTIONS OF NATURE🌴THAT IS WHY U ATHEISTS OR NON ATHEISTS WHO SUPPORT HOMOGARBAGE DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVE MORALITY OR MORAL CODE BCUZ YOUR FAITH IN THE 1 TRUE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS EITHER ABSENT OR WEAK🔥🔥WE MUSLIMS HAVE A FIXED OBJECTIVE MORAL CODE SINCE WE HAVE OUR STRONG FAITH IN ALLAH/GOD✅WE OBEY GOD✅☝️ NOT manmade PERVERTED laws🔥YOU ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS HAVE FICKLE FAKE AND SUBJECTIVE MORALITY BCUZ WHAT IS WRONG 4 YOU TODAY MIGHT AS WELL BE ABSOLUTELY OK 4 YOU TOMORROW SUCH AS HOMOCRAP INCEST BESTIALITY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU PERVERTED HUMANS WILL LEGALIZE IN THE FUTURE😎SO REPENT & ACCEPT ISLAM THE 1 TRUE WAY OF LIFE ORDERED BY THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE GIGANTIC EVER EXPANDING SUPER COMPLEX FINE-TUNED UNIVERSE☝️✅LASTLY ANIMALS OR "nature" MUST NEVER DICTATE OUR HUMAN MORALITY OR BEHAVIOUR! GOD CREATED US WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MODESTY OF COVERING OUR PRIVATE PARTS WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE THE ANIMALS. SO ANIMALS CAN NEVER BE OUR ROLE MODELS😎WE ARE FAR ABOVE & GREATER THAN ANY ANIMALS ON THE PLANET SINCE WE HAVE INTELLIGENCE, CIVILIZATIONS, POWER OF SPEECH & MULTIPLE LANGUAGES & METACOGNITION & INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY NONE OF WHICH ANIMALS HAVE_* 😎🇸🇦🕋🕌✅
      *_❌Atheist❌:🗣Homosexuality is natural (found in animals) SO WHY ALLAH FORBADE IT⁉️✔️Muslim✔🗣:Murder/r@pe/robbery etc are also natural (found in animal kingdom)🙄🤦‍♀️SO WILL U support humans robbing rap!ng & k!lling each OTHER JUST LIKE ANIMALS⁉️😂😎LIFE LESSON :DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT NATURE/ANIMALS DO (otherwise u will have to accept robbery murder r@pe legal as well‼️) FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF ALLAH WHO CREATED THE ANIMALS IN THE 1ST PLACE_* ✔️
      *Allah destroyed LGBTQ in sodom Jordan TaalelHammam scientists found archaeological evidence of asteroid remnants on the 1st homo Nation people of Lot!*

    • @muhammadsalafiahlulhadith
      @muhammadsalafiahlulhadith 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@iamthegreatest4872*_WHENEVER A MUSLIM SAYS "HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG & SINFUL" THE "intelligent" ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC POPS UP WITH THE COUNTER ARGUMENT "But it's part of NATURE SOME animals involve in homogarbage so its natural & nothing wrong"🤦🏻‍♂️MUSLIM SAYS HOLD ON✋🏻😎:SOME ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUALITY YES I KNOW ANIMALS CAN BE GAY SO WHAT⁉️YOU WANT TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR ROLE MODELS NOW FOR YOURSELF & YOUR CHILDREN & ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS⁉️THEN IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM OR MORALITY WHATSOEVER SINCE ANIMALS ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS🔥ANIMALS WERE BORN NAKED SO WHY DO YOU WEAR "unnatural manmade clothes" ⁉️U SEE THE POINT⁉️😎ANIMALS LACK 1 MAIN THING THAT MORAL LOGICAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS DONT LACK🌴& THAT THING IS CALLED MORALITY & LIMITS🌴😎☝️ANIMALS DONT HAVE ANY LIMITS SO THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT🍗SOME ANIMALS LIKE CROCODILES EAT THEIR OWN BABY CROCS WHEN THEY CANNOT FIND ENOUGH FOOD/PREY FOR THE DAY🍗SO WOULD U ADVOCATE KILLING AND EATING YOUR OWN BABIES AS HUMANS SINCE ITS "natural"⁉️🍗ANIMALS SUCH AS CHIMPANZEES RAPE THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS BY FORCEFUL MOUNTING & COPULATION✅🌴SO WILL YOU SUPPORT & LEGALIZE RAPE AMONGST HUMANS NOW? WILL YOU SUPPORT RAP!STS WHO SAY "I identify as a rap!st since it's natural & found in nature" WILL U STAND UP FOR HIS RAP!ST RIGHTS??🌴ALSO ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER TOO BOTH THEIR PREYS AS WELL AS THEIR HUNTING COMPETITORS WHO GET THE BETTER CATCH & THEY ROB EACH OTHER TOO OF THEIR HARD EARNED FOOD🥤SO SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST AND FITTEST🔥THE LION KILLS THE ANTELOPE🔥THE CHEETAH KILLS THE DEER👀SO WILL YOU USE THAT "NATURAL" LOGIC AND SUPPORT AND LEGALIZE MURDER AND HOMICIDE & ROBBERY AGAINST HUMANS SIMPLY BCUZ ITS "natural" & "PART OF NATURE"⁉️‼️🙄🤦‍♀️WILL U LEGALIZE THE STRONG HUMANS KILLING THE WEAK & OLD ONES⁉️😂WILL YOU SUPPORT THE RICH ROBBING & KILLING THE POOR⁉️😂WE CAN GO ON FOREVER WITH INFINITE EXAMPLES OF SOOO MANY ATROCITIES THAT ARE COMMON IN NATURE BUT ARE 100% ILLEGAL IN HUMAN LAWS & CONSTITUTIONS😎🔥SO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT GAY OR BI RIGHTS OR TRANSSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE BEING HYPOCRITES SINCE YOU ACCEPT 1 THING FROM NATURE BUT REJECT OTHER ACTIONS OF NATURE🌴THAT IS WHY U ATHEISTS OR NON ATHEISTS WHO SUPPORT HOMOGARBAGE DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVE MORALITY OR MORAL CODE BCUZ YOUR FAITH IN THE 1 TRUE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS EITHER ABSENT OR WEAK🔥🔥WE MUSLIMS HAVE A FIXED OBJECTIVE MORAL CODE SINCE WE HAVE OUR STRONG FAITH IN ALLAH/GOD✅WE OBEY GOD✅☝️ NOT manmade PERVERTED laws🔥YOU ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS HAVE FICKLE FAKE AND SUBJECTIVE MORALITY BCUZ WHAT IS WRONG 4 YOU TODAY MIGHT AS WELL BE ABSOLUTELY OK 4 YOU TOMORROW SUCH AS HOMOCRAP INCEST BESTIALITY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU PERVERTED HUMANS WILL LEGALIZE IN THE FUTURE😎SO REPENT & ACCEPT ISLAM THE 1 TRUE WAY OF LIFE ORDERED BY THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE GIGANTIC EVER EXPANDING SUPER COMPLEX FINE-TUNED UNIVERSE☝️✅LASTLY ANIMALS OR "nature" MUST NEVER DICTATE OUR HUMAN MORALITY OR BEHAVIOUR! GOD CREATED US WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MODESTY OF COVERING OUR PRIVATE PARTS WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE THE ANIMALS. SO ANIMALS CAN NEVER BE OUR ROLE MODELS😎WE ARE FAR ABOVE & GREATER THAN ANY ANIMALS ON THE PLANET SINCE WE HAVE INTELLIGENCE, CIVILIZATIONS, POWER OF SPEECH & MULTIPLE LANGUAGES & METACOGNITION & INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY NONE OF WHICH ANIMALS HAVE_* 😎🇸🇦🕋🕌✅
      *_❌Atheist❌:🗣Homosexuality is natural (found in animals) SO WHY ALLAH FORBADE IT⁉️✔️Muslim✔🗣:Murder/r@pe/robbery etc are also natural (found in animal kingdom)🙄🤦‍♀️SO WILL U support humans robbing rap!ng & k!lling each OTHER JUST LIKE ANIMALS⁉️😂😎LIFE LESSON :DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT NATURE/ANIMALS DO (otherwise u will have to accept robbery murder r@pe legal as well‼️) FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF ALLAH WHO CREATED THE ANIMALS IN THE 1ST PLACE_* ✔️
      *Allah destroyed LGBTQ in sodom Jordan TaalelHammam scientists found archaeological evidence of asteroid remnants on the 1st homo Nation people of Lot!*

  • @liamoconnor9487
    @liamoconnor9487 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Riley Gaines knows all about freedom of speech on campus.

  • @alejandroramirezgomez8966
    @alejandroramirezgomez8966 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    There is this gay youtuber from Spain who calls them LGBTIAADISNEY+ mafia 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @MsCarringtonsYoutube
    @MsCarringtonsYoutube 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Just Subscribed! Excellent Stand up!