Democrats Meet To Figure Out What To Do Differently In 2028

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  • @westnile21
    @westnile21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1461

    “Latinx” is the cringiest thing I’ve ever heard and as a Hispanic man I can’t stand it.

    • @jonathanlong6987
      @jonathanlong6987 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

      I’m not Latin in any sense. I can’t stand it either.

    • @whozyourdaddy
      @whozyourdaddy วันที่ผ่านมา

      If you think that's cringe, you're gonna love "womXn."
      It's like feminism but even more insane.

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe วันที่ผ่านมา +95

      As a Puerto Rican man, I can’t stand the term Latinx either. It’s incredibly insulting and ridiculous.

    • @rjlt4841
      @rjlt4841 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      Latinay will go over so much better. 😂😂😂

    • @chrisazure1624
      @chrisazure1624 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      Latinz, that's got ring.

  • @Musicman-y7v
    @Musicman-y7v วันที่ผ่านมา +1329

    Every 4 years ..... Abortion and racism. Im 64 and this is all that I can recall.

    • @robruss62
      @robruss62 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And Republicans want to take away Social Security so old people can just die in the gutter while zillionaires and trillionares pay no taxes...
      And they want the military industrial complex to take all the money, while also being pro Russians want to weaken the military...

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      Well there was the Viet Nam war thing long ago as well as ACTUAL women's rights issues so they used to at least sometimes have an argument. Now they're just nuts.

    • @bangalor1
      @bangalor1 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      Oh, yeah, and there’s the whole “ anyone but Trump “. thing

    • @larrygonzales821
      @larrygonzales821 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Don't forget "it's the taxes". Lol

    • @stephenjames2159
      @stephenjames2159 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      That's not true they also include sexism and nationalism, also if you're a nerd you have the added fun of being told that all your hobbies have always been political and that you're just not smart enough to recognize it before.

  • @elichabassol5238
    @elichabassol5238 วันที่ผ่านมา +1427

    "They're wrong not to like it." Their entire worldview in a nutshell.

    • @Columbus1152
      @Columbus1152 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      Kinda like, "you'll have nothing and be happy" Yeah! it works!

    • @Crystal11Skulls
      @Crystal11Skulls วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      To be fair, that's what I think whenever someone is against Capitalism. 😆 Though I can articulate reasons why they are wrong.

    • @MaskOfCinder
      @MaskOfCinder 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      100%

    • @dbsommers1
      @dbsommers1 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@Crystal11Skulls It's perfectly fine to not like it for its flaws, but every replacement has been far worse and more flawed.

    • @Crystal11Skulls
      @Crystal11Skulls 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@dbsommers1 I have to disagree. The only flaw is crony capitalism, which isn't capitalism itself. Capitalism itself is flawless, and to not like it, is wrong. This where I would say, "You're wrong not to like it."
      Though I appreciate your willingness to admit there's no better replacement.

  • @Heartwing37
    @Heartwing37 วันที่ผ่านมา +1012

    This is why the party’s mascot is a donkey…

    • @Musicman-y7v
      @Musicman-y7v วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      The poor donkey, which is actually a smart animal.

    • @chrismclean4789
      @chrismclean4789 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      @@Musicman-y7v Smart but lazy, in other words, dirty deeds done dirt cheap

    • @juliusfucik4011
      @juliusfucik4011 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@chrismclean4789 Donkeys are not lazy. They are highly protective of the animals they live among and will kill cougars without much trouble.

    • @Musicman-y7v
      @Musicman-y7v วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @chrismclean4789 Actually, donkeys are hard workers . Maybe you are trying to compare them to the Dems.

    • @Celtic_Spartan
      @Celtic_Spartan 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Hey man that's uncalled for, you shouldn't associate donkeys with these lunatics.

  • @markmunroe-hz8rf
    @markmunroe-hz8rf วันที่ผ่านมา +711

    Come on Babylon Bee.
    Stop making reality, again.
    Also, stop giving Democrats new ideas.

    • @abajoelcomunismo6677
      @abajoelcomunismo6677 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Exactly. That's now a new idea. Dangerous 🤯

    • @anthonyscully2998
      @anthonyscully2998 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      What are you talking about. They set up hidden cameras at democrat meetings. Every one knows that

    • @stickmandaninacan
      @stickmandaninacan 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      Genuinely expecting to start seeing them switch to using latinè

    • @Contortionfan11
      @Contortionfan11 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      It’s fine they won’t listen.

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@stickmandaninacan I hope you know the accent goes the other way lol

  • @noahengelstad1253
    @noahengelstad1253 วันที่ผ่านมา +709

    It’s simple. We need more celebrities!

    • @Dustin_McNab
      @Dustin_McNab วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      Yes, lean more on celebrities. Do the rules say the presidential candidate must participate in the debates directly? They're too busy giving speeches at rallies. We can have John Stewart or Beyonce debate instead.

    • @carlp.6196
      @carlp.6196 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

      They almost had me with The Avengers. They just needed the Justice League and the election would have gone to Kamala. Nobody can resist the power of the Batman.

    • @JohnShalamskas
      @JohnShalamskas 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      All the twisted leftist celebrities are fleeing America. As they should. Assuming we can extradite them, do we really want them back?

    • @BnORailFan
      @BnORailFan 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      The election fund only has $1 billion. They can't afford to spend more on celebrities.

    • @cm-hw5ww
      @cm-hw5ww 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      *celebrities' 😁

  • @stevemonkey6666
    @stevemonkey6666 วันที่ผ่านมา +699

    I think that "shouting even louder" is the way to go. I very strongly suggest the the Democrats go with this strategy 👍

    • @julianbrabsche728
      @julianbrabsche728 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Not gonna lie this worked out well for Trump.

    • @nagillim7915
      @nagillim7915 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      It worked for the last 10 years. Why change a winning strategy? 😂

    • @NoYamOnus
      @NoYamOnus วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The O'Riely method... it could work.

    • @philsmith3827
      @philsmith3827 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      Yes, absolutely, since they are Sooooo much smarter than the rest of America.

    • @brunetteXer
      @brunetteXer 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      also, actually get proud abortion users to detail their abortions in public statements, and proclaim how wonderful their lives are without kids! we really need to see more of those personal testimonies, that'll really sway us.

  • @ragingsilence7
    @ragingsilence7 วันที่ผ่านมา +897

    Hello, I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.

    • @RIPTurhaAKACryptidHunter
      @RIPTurhaAKACryptidHunter วันที่ผ่านมา +62

      Hello, I'm Kamala Harris, and I think this message is racist and not woke enough! 🤣

    • @dcpunisher4781
      @dcpunisher4781 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Why are you fascinated with McDonalds? What do you think of In N Out on the West coast? You are practically Bruce Wayne so you can fly all the time so the geographical restrictions shouldn't be an excuse.

    • @Batmann_
      @Batmann_ วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@dcpunisher4781 In-N-Out is better!

    • @jhonnygsantes8678
      @jhonnygsantes8678 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      I think Donald Trump likes McDonald's because it has "Donald" in it (yes, pun is intended)

    • @DK-pb7tr
      @DK-pb7tr วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Thank you sir

  • @nagillim7915
    @nagillim7915 วันที่ผ่านมา +228

    Does this qualify as satirical when it's literally what's happening?

    • @jackx4311
      @jackx4311 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Good question - and I honestly don't know how to answer it!

  • @tuomasholo
    @tuomasholo 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +241

    My message to democrats is don’t change a thing. MAGA

    • @mrmartin2079
      @mrmartin2079 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Exactly this 😂😂

    • @Piano218-zzz
      @Piano218-zzz 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Well they are going to sho u a ting o too. They will shave their heads, and refuse to procreate! Brilliant!

    • @TheZombiesAreComing
      @TheZombiesAreComing 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      My message to the dems is go live in China, they'll all be happier there.

    • @Brett.D
      @Brett.D 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Quote: Kamala Hanson

  • @TheMemoryPolice
    @TheMemoryPolice 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +160

    This is no longer Satire. Its a documentary

    • @Redeemed60
      @Redeemed60 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I have a theory, though, that the Dims are going to pivot and run a "moderate" candidate next time. One who will say all the right things for their base, and for the more moderate voters like many Independents and Classic Liberal types. Of course the person won't really be moderate, but will only present themselves as such to win back those who voted for Trump this time. They will drop some of the extreme positions from their rhetoric. They're dumb, but not dumb enough to want to keep losing.

    • @plumbthumbs9584
      @plumbthumbs9584 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Documentary? This is Watergate level wire-tapping! How'd they get all those Go-Pro's into DNC headquarters?

    • @robinfrench5158
      @robinfrench5158 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      So sad and such true it is a documentary

  • @StPeterICC
    @StPeterICC วันที่ผ่านมา +362

    How did you guys manage to install this hidden camera into the Dem headquarters?😮

    • @ellencook1658
      @ellencook1658 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Ask Dick Nixon. It’s bound to work this time!

    • @aspirecan4829
      @aspirecan4829 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@StPeterICC DUH! It's Trump's fault! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonadabtheunsightly
      @jonadabtheunsightly 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Too easy. They're all using cellphones. You just call up a favor from the CCP and you're in :-)

    • @josephsharp5678
      @josephsharp5678 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@aspirecan4829Of course. Every problem in the World is Trumps fault 😅

  • @kevinsb70
    @kevinsb70 วันที่ผ่านมา +428

    The problem was they were not elitist enough. Expect more in 2026

    • @danbardos3498
      @danbardos3498 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      We need to bring back THE NOBILITY 😂

    • @SlapStyleAnims
      @SlapStyleAnims 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@danbardos3498Lmao

    • @shereeschumacher8849
      @shereeschumacher8849 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Maybe the Dems should make themselves so elite, they have to invite and vote you in. Like a frats. They could even have hell week for candidates.

    • @kevinsb70
      @kevinsb70 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@danbardos3498 I think the democrats have been trying to do just that since the early 1800s

    • @TheUnhousedWanderer
      @TheUnhousedWanderer 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      That was the first thing I thought when The View pointed out that more people with degrees voted D than R. Democrats are no longer the party of the working class, because the working class chose Trump.

  • @harrkev
    @harrkev 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +130

    I am shocked that they democrats actually let you into their planning session. This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism that the country needs.

    • @aspirecan4829
      @aspirecan4829 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@harrkev But... But... What kind of ice cream do they like? They failed to ask that all important question. What kind of journalist forgets to ask that?

    • @rpmgrlca
      @rpmgrlca 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @MGD313
    @MGD313 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

    It's great to see these brave Caucasianx allies doing their part. Really gives me hope during this dark, apocalyptic era.

    • @nagillim7915
      @nagillim7915 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      It's an apocalypx to be inclusive.

    • @tonimilstead5089
      @tonimilstead5089 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@nagillim7915😂😂😂😂

    • @mattpotter2148
      @mattpotter2148 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Caucasiané

  • @tomspiegel5322
    @tomspiegel5322 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +82

    "But we're still gonna call it that amongst ourselves because we're right."
    I have no trouble believing an Democrat would actually say this...or that a room full of over a dozen Democrats would agree.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I have a feeling Democrats have been saying that exact line ever since Lincoln freed the slaves.

    • @potcrak1
      @potcrak1 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Before a room full of Black White Brown Red Yellow LGBTQG+ Dems you need Five or six White Anglo Saxon Protestant Progressives to tell them what's best for them.

    • @detah1
      @detah1 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Not just agree. But they would all applaud. Who knows, they might even break out into one of those finger snapping applauses, depending on precisely how woke the group is.

  • @Boone911
    @Boone911 วันที่ผ่านมา +111

    The janitor at the end is actually very representative of most of us. "I'm just trying to make it through the day."

    • @chrisruef3201
      @chrisruef3201 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      While yelling at the janitor " stop oppressing me "

  • @Kissfan96dr
    @Kissfan96dr 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +58

    You guys are 10 times better than SNL

    • @johnryman-f3c
      @johnryman-f3c 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      100

    • @KingRandor82
      @KingRandor82 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Not a high bar to set, but....

    • @josephg.3370
      @josephg.3370 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      SNL is disgusting

  • @planethedgehog2427
    @planethedgehog2427 วันที่ผ่านมา +244

    I voted for Trump. But don't worry, liberals. In 2028, I'll vote for Vance!😆

    • @stevebengel1346
      @stevebengel1346 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      Well I suppose it works as long as it's anyone but Trump 😂

    • @TomStarcevich-fb3qo
      @TomStarcevich-fb3qo 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      😂😂😂😂😂👍

    • @nonyadamnbusiness9887
      @nonyadamnbusiness9887 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I'm hoping for Mike Rowe or Tulsi Gabbard. Trump won because he's a demagogue. Vance is not.

    • @666Lachrimae666
      @666Lachrimae666 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@nonyadamnbusiness9887 Tulsi is an undercover gun grabber, no way

    • @Lunzatis_Palemoon
      @Lunzatis_Palemoon 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@nonyadamnbusiness9887Vance is Trump's chosen successor. He proved he can do great at campaigns and debates this last election. Depending on how the next four years go, he could easily be set up as the successor to Trump.

  • @moozillamoo2109
    @moozillamoo2109 วันที่ผ่านมา +242

    How about, instead of calling people "garbage," call them "garbage and basura" instead, for inclusion?

    • @Philcopson
      @Philcopson วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      "garbagé " - you say?

    • @Neillybob63
      @Neillybob63 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      It's 'basurx' .....you bigot!

    • @bolivarrubiano5798
      @bolivarrubiano5798 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think that is a wonderful idea for Dems to start using. I as a 67 y/o child of immigrants would feel much more included in the democratic party if they added basura!!!!!

    • @ted.angell7609
      @ted.angell7609 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      And lixo. What about the Brazilians?

    • @Toxicpoolofreekingmascul-lj4yd
      @Toxicpoolofreekingmascul-lj4yd 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      He did that to help Trump beat her 'cause he and Jill hated her lol.

  • @jhgvvetyjj6589
    @jhgvvetyjj6589 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

    The economé will run on DÉI (Diversité, Équity, Inclusioné).

    • @Shopaddict23250
      @Shopaddict23250 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      I love that Google has given me the option to Translate to English, they don't see satire either.

    • @calvinferguson8588
      @calvinferguson8588 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Whatever happened to Liberte` and Fraternite` ?

    • @josephg.3370
      @josephg.3370 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      😂

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I was going to say, is this the new liberté, egalité en fraternité?

    • @missnomer5800
      @missnomer5800 47 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      I always get confused and think of DEI as DIE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman วันที่ผ่านมา +138

    Am I the one out of touch? No it's the voters that are wrong!

    • @Selrisitai
      @Selrisitai 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      There comes a point where you have to realize you're just a wacky counter-revolutionary and you don't actually like your country or its values.
      The Democrats, good or bad, right or wrong, do not represent the American people in any way.

    • @williammkydde
      @williammkydde 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Yes, all globalists believe they have the wrong voting population.

    • @mackenzieneal1660
      @mackenzieneal1660 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Alan Lichtman is that you.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      That's literally their reaction. Although now they are switching gears to "actually Trump didn't really win by that that much, if you look at the popular vote, and Kamala is still catching up". Because, you know, they are still counting votes. And it's only logical that 95% of the last few million people voted for Kamala exclusively.

  • @markhinds
    @markhinds วันที่ผ่านมา +179

    Forgot "uneducated"

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      And toxic.

    • @tomwilliams6744
      @tomwilliams6744 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@robertd9850 And Nazis.

    • @Mike-v8l3o
      @Mike-v8l3o 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      What the Dems don't realize is we are educated. We're just not indoctrinated lol 😆

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Mike-v8l3o Excellent point.

    • @stephenseth-yr7kz
      @stephenseth-yr7kz 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      And Deplorables…

  • @MinskUK
    @MinskUK วันที่ผ่านมา +173

    Was this a documentary?

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      No, it was a re-enactment of a Dim meeting so, yeah, I guess kind of a documentary.

    • @sand.3887
      @sand.3887 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      I think it was the actual footage of their meeting.

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@sand.3887 Hard to tell.

    • @peterbassey9668
      @peterbassey9668 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Straight from NatGeoWild, yup!!! 😂

    • @Mari_Oh
      @Mari_Oh 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Most of the Bee content is!

  • @ericsfishingadventures4433
    @ericsfishingadventures4433 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

    So spot on accurate it's scary funny! 🤣

  • @moahdakka6887
    @moahdakka6887 วันที่ผ่านมา +138

    Dude...I seriously wonder if this is just...how they really think behind closed doors with the other klansmen? I mean...I'm not wrong.

    • @Graati
      @Graati วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      The disrespect and arrogance with which you treat your fellow humans and they are not even "just" humans to you - you and them are literally a part of one nation.
      It's so baffling to me.

    • @Kurgan0822
      @Kurgan0822 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      David Duke, a former klansman and neo-yatzee told his followers to not vote for Trump and instead endorsed Jill Stein. Interesting huh?

    • @stickmandaninacan
      @stickmandaninacan 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      I've been on the other side and saw how twisted things were getting, and the way these people think. it is very quite literally "I know that I am right, and we need to educate people on how wrong they are because otherwise it challenges me being in the right", they are blinded by pure unbridled arrogant ignorance

    • @robertjordan7280
      @robertjordan7280 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Graatiwhat are you talking about? O.o

  • @DougCutler-tn2ey
    @DougCutler-tn2ey วันที่ผ่านมา +68

    It's amazing what putting a little focus on election integrity can accomplish.

    • @williammkydde
      @williammkydde 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Still, check that google US election map. They are still "counting" votes in OR and NY, and until last night, in CA too. 3 weeks after the voting day.
      And the popular vote gap is getting smaller and smaller by the hour, while nobody's watching.
      2 weeks past the v-day, they were still counting in WA and CO too. All blue states.
      The congress seat score is 219 v 213, and 3 still counting.

  • @DEichenberg
    @DEichenberg วันที่ผ่านมา +62

    In reality, they will double down and do even worse.

  • @hiskidkeller
    @hiskidkeller 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +43

    "And to the Republic for which it stands". I don't want to hear the word democracy ever again. Ever.

    • @ckoritko
      @ckoritko 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I couldn’t agree more.

    • @SharkDude1
      @SharkDude1 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Ditto!!

    • @OU8CARBS2
      @OU8CARBS2 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      It drives me nuts when Republic is not included, however it is a mixture of both and technically a Democratic Republic. Definitely not a straight Democracy, and that is by design.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Well I'm sure your wishes will be catered to immediately. The Republicans helped popularize that term to differentiate us from the Nazis and then the Soviets, who are also "Socialist Republics". They needed to brand is as something different and superior, and the common tie was that we and our allies were (nominally) "the democracies". It has nothing to do with Democrats and Republicans, and frankly I am just as sick of hearing people whining about such an irrelevant point like it matters.

  • @jaynecobb1
    @jaynecobb1 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    Need MORE left extremism. That's the ticket!

  • @scott4482
    @scott4482 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    There's a reason democrats party is portrayed as a JACK ASS

    • @Jack_Vose
      @Jack_Vose 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Agreed. Someone had to say it.

  • @originalfred66
    @originalfred66 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    This was so brilliant and spot on! Loved the "She Her" coffee cup!

  • @carlandrews9112
    @carlandrews9112 วันที่ผ่านมา +169

    I thought he was going to say "No, we're going to do the same thing we did in 2020... Rig the election"

    • @sandrabecht613
      @sandrabecht613 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      😂

    • @rickh9396
      @rickh9396 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Oh, it's coming. They're going to try covid 2.0 in 2028 and we'll get to see how many suckers from the first run fall for it again.

    • @TyeDPod
      @TyeDPod 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Fact check: It's "Fortify" the election......with extra ballots.

    • @williammkydde
      @williammkydde 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      Check that google us election map. They are still "counting" votes in OR and NY, and until last night, in CA too. 3 weeks after the voting day.
      And the popular vote gap is getting smaller and smaller by the hour, while nobody's watching.
      2 weeks past the v-day, they were still counting in WA and CO too. All blue states.
      The congress seat score is 219 v 213, and 3 still counting.

    • @condew6103
      @condew6103 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@williammkydde They've got to drag out the counting if they want to slip in counterfeit ballots as needed without getting that tell-tail step in the tally.

  • @GenkiSugiru
    @GenkiSugiru 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

    Babylon Bee has been nailing it! Excellent humor and parody. Please keep up the great work!

  • @geraldmarcyk524
    @geraldmarcyk524 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

    We need more of the Obamas and Oprah scolding black men about their misogyny, Rachael Maddow expanding her show to 2 hours every night, plus Steven Cobert and Jimmy Kimmel as the anchors on the nightly news.

    • @cygil1
      @cygil1 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Except Maddie doesn't want to do more than 1 hour a week since she and her partner are elderly infirm lesbians now. She still wants to be paid 30 million a year for 80% less work, of course.

    • @josephsharp5678
      @josephsharp5678 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Please do not give the bed wetters anymore terrible ideas Gerald lol.

    • @MalachiWhite-tw7hl
      @MalachiWhite-tw7hl 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Hey, Kimmel IS keeping Kleenex in business . . .

  • @risknerd1772
    @risknerd1772 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    I know that this is parody...but, I am sure this actually happened at DNC.

  • @SlavMarine
    @SlavMarine วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    Alright, everyone bookmark this and play it 4 years from now.
    Another Babylon Bee prophecy.

  • @countenanceblog
    @countenanceblog วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    "Beating around the Bush"
    That would have been a good pun if this was precisely 20 years ago.

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Considering the democrats still believe they have the same power they did 20 years ago, I’d say it’s a nice wink to the audience

  • @joefirma2242
    @joefirma2242 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    They still do not realize that Latine means gay Latino. The macho South and Central Americans will be in an uproar. It's like rubbing salt to injury. :))

    • @SpookyEng1
      @SpookyEng1 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Or are they playing 4d chess?

    • @RegularCupOfJoe
      @RegularCupOfJoe 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@SpookyEng1 That's what I think it is. 4D chess.

    • @linusgustafsson2629
      @linusgustafsson2629 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@RegularCupOfJoe More like genDer chess.

    • @tarnw3301
      @tarnw3301 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I didn't know that.

  • @thesikamikanico
    @thesikamikanico 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    I don’t know who this lady is, but she’s oozing with talent

    • @zzzzzzzzzz_me
      @zzzzzzzzzz_me 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Practically bursting out of her sweater with talent

    • @ChandlerJuliet
      @ChandlerJuliet 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Thank you! I love working with the Bee🙏🏻🐝

  • @harambetidepod1451
    @harambetidepod1451 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +41

    No Republican ever called me LatinX

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Many Republicans probably don't even know that word exists. I didn't for a long time. And when I heard it I thought it was a joke.

    • @Frisbieinstein
      @Frisbieinstein 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Shades of Muhammed Ali.

    • @PInk77W1
      @PInk77W1 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I’m a proud Caucasianx

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@PInk77W1 I lean toward EuroX.

    • @PInk77W1
      @PInk77W1 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @ true story.
      I was working for the govt.
      I had to go to mandatory trans training. The teacher kept saying
      No matter what we can’t make fun of them or laugh at them. So towards the end of it he allowed any questions we might have. I said
      What if I want to be a woman on
      M-W-F only ? He laughed
      I said I thought u said we can’t laugh at them ?

  • @jamesgazin9447
    @jamesgazin9447 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    I regret that I have but one LIKE to give to this video.

  • @snackysnack2341
    @snackysnack2341 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    Doug's hand on Tim's shoulder for so long 🤣

    • @jonathanlong6987
      @jonathanlong6987 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Well, we now what type of phobic you are!😂😜😂

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Lol, the subtle touches you guys include, or really shows a quality of writing im not sure always gets appreciated enough. Loving the lickspittle dude next to the chairman...err, sorry, chairbeing? The way he switches so quickly from remonstrating with Tim to acting enthusiastic when the boss actually says "I love it!" and he reallzes he misread his reaction, I laughed out loud at that. Very well done skit.

  • @brubakertx
    @brubakertx 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

    The Democrats should hire the Jaguar advertising group. 😮😂

  • @LucidStew
    @LucidStew 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    Oh, it's Babylon Bee. I thought I was watching MSNBC for a sec.

  • @marks1638
    @marks1638 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

    The scary part is that this might actually be a real meeting of Democrat Party with the actual mindset. I went to "party meeting" many years ago (No I'm not a Democrat, I was invited by a local committee chairwoman to see the inner workings of the state Democrat committee in a semi-public (invitation only) discussion). It wasn't as bad as this Babylon Bee satire video, but at the same time it wasn't exactly a heartwarming rendition of American Democracy. I felt I was in a badly cliched Soviet era meeting of the Communist Party with everyone kowtowing to the leader and his "catch phrases" about "those Republicans". I wasn't sure if I'd have said something, I wouldn't have been sent to Siberia (or worse California) for not reflecting the "Party Line". It just didn't feel like an open forum, but a meeting with a controlled and predetermined outcome. That's not democracy, that's something else.

    • @jonathanlong6987
      @jonathanlong6987 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      “something else” = “cult”?

    • @ThePinkerton1776
      @ThePinkerton1776 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Come on man, The Babylon Bee stopped being satire back in 2008

    • @andyharman3022
      @andyharman3022 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It's probably gotten a lot worse since then.

  • @tomchidwick
    @tomchidwick 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    Hilarious. You guys are so good at this.

  • @jodyhoo
    @jodyhoo วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    MAGA FOREVER!! 😂😂😂

    • @semineil
      @semineil วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Hopefully it'll be KAG before long.

    • @defeqel6537
      @defeqel6537 วันที่ผ่านมา

      MAGANDA FOREVER?

  • @christopher1678
    @christopher1678 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Love the shout out to Brave Books! The art and book quality is amazing, and the stories are wonderfully cleaver with entertaining life lessons or morales. My 4-year old loves them! Especially the gorilla with the coconut bazooka. GO Team Brave!

  • @TesterBoy
    @TesterBoy 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

    The Babylon Bee: where our fiction (parody) is woke reality!

  • @pauldemeester9298
    @pauldemeester9298 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Well said guys, whenever you’re tied with a problem, simply do more of what wasn’t working before,, double down,, and even if necessary, triple down,, because we all know when something doesn’t work, because we’re doing the wrong thing,, more of that very same thing always works, everybody knows that

    • @eddysgaming9868
      @eddysgaming9868 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      The real crazy thing is that this is exactly how they think.
      So delusional.

  • @TESORO-b1x
    @TESORO-b1x วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    I almost busted a gut when "Doug" began rubbing the other guy's shoulder.
    Hilarious.

    • @TheTimmyThomShow
      @TheTimmyThomShow 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂😂

  • @j.p.6022
    @j.p.6022 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +21

    Vivaē The Resistancē!!

    • @mikeburrill779
      @mikeburrill779 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Exactly 👍👍👍

  • @rogertorgersen9995
    @rogertorgersen9995 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    When satire is actually truth😅

  • @seanmurphy7011
    @seanmurphy7011 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    1:19 - My god, what have you done?

  • @BatMite19
    @BatMite19 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    "One of those little Mexican line thingies ..." HAH! 🤣

  • @klartext2225
    @klartext2225 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    In Germany this would be our party SPD. Fits fine for these moron too. Have lost touch with reality completely.

  • @fredowen64
    @fredowen64 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    That was awesome...well done.

  • @mgm2008
    @mgm2008 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    That's right, the fight is NOT over! Keep praying! Stay alert!!!

  • @MikeyDog
    @MikeyDog วันที่ผ่านมา +49

    Go with Latinz. The Latinz will love it.

    • @jonathanlong6987
      @jonathanlong6987 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      😂

    • @yidiandianpang
      @yidiandianpang 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      But Z is a Russian fascist symbol

    • @flameking1325
      @flameking1325 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      It makes us sound like an off-brand nyquil

  • @bananamancoolguy7670
    @bananamancoolguy7670 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    they forgot to blame russia

  • @jhorn928
    @jhorn928 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Hey! The brought Chandler back. Good job Bee!

    • @ChandlerJuliet
      @ChandlerJuliet 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      🥹🫶🏻

  • @susan_elizabeth
    @susan_elizabeth 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    Only this time, we're going to scream louder and be more horrible human beings!

  • @ET3Roberts
    @ET3Roberts วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    La-Tinks

  • @cliffordbruber2791
    @cliffordbruber2791 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over again and expecting different results. Par for the course for the Democrats. This is incredibly accurate.

  • @kemreaktion903
    @kemreaktion903 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    I don't think we said the word Russia enough this time around. Seems like we need to say it more than three times in one sentence.

  • @Mi-yc3oy
    @Mi-yc3oy 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    "2's a number!" 😂😂
    Gold 🌟 for ALL!!😂

  • @Golfnut_2099
    @Golfnut_2099 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    I want to know where the 13 million additional votes came from in 2020.

    • @knuckledraggingneanderthal720
      @knuckledraggingneanderthal720 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Do you mean the voters that never existed?

    • @melle-e9z
      @melle-e9z วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Its ~4.5 million, which when you compare 2020 and 2024 really isnt that surprising

    • @ScottsGuitar
      @ScottsGuitar วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@melle-e9zwhere is that figure from? I have heard like 4 different numbers as high as 18 mil

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @melle-e9z Well that's a lie.

    • @defeqel6537
      @defeqel6537 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@ScottsGuitar the initial counts were low, but they are still counting in some states, so the figure is dropping... though what kind of a 3rd world country cannot count votes in a few days?

  • @tpsooner7816
    @tpsooner7816 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Yeah! Two’s a number!

  • @riftshredder5438
    @riftshredder5438 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I can't wait for everyone to say that 2028 will be the most important election year in our country's history and that the country will die if our side doesn't win

  • @brenon45
    @brenon45 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Babylon Bee riding a fine line between a Satire and a Documentary there.

  • @rickintexas1584
    @rickintexas1584 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    It’s great to see Chandler Juliet back in the gang.

    • @kristinazubic9669
      @kristinazubic9669 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I had to do a double take - she does NOT look like herself here

    • @Lunzatis_Palemoon
      @Lunzatis_Palemoon 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@kristinazubic9669I literally had to do a double take because of how different she looks but when she started getting hysterical you could definitely tell it was her lol. Chandler is great.

    • @kristinazubic9669
      @kristinazubic9669 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ it’s just good to see her 😊

    • @ChandlerJuliet
      @ChandlerJuliet 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      ❤❤❤

  • @cy8685
    @cy8685 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Let’s all hope and pray liberal democrats don’t change a thing.

  • @rickraber1249
    @rickraber1249 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    These people are geniuses!

  • @leemansius6078
    @leemansius6078 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    What we need is a good podcaster with honest conversations who lives in fear of having a different opinion than me.

  • @johnbrown4568
    @johnbrown4568 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Brilliant as usual...

  • @googleuser2426
    @googleuser2426 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    I wish this weren't a documentary😅😂

  • @gensgreenmagic6871
    @gensgreenmagic6871 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Your videos just get better and better.

  • @TimothyCook-k3s
    @TimothyCook-k3s 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh so much insanity 😳. We need to ex out the Democratic National Committee DNCDo Not Call me.
    😂

  • @joshhoward1289
    @joshhoward1289 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    So much material…democrats are the gift that just keeps giving for the Bee

  • @robertphillips6296
    @robertphillips6296 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "More Cowbell!"

  • @joeyvitamins
    @joeyvitamins 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Good to see Chandler back!

  • @NeilGaede1
    @NeilGaede1 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Don't do anything differently. Let us keep winning...

  • @gleamtarrest6310
    @gleamtarrest6310 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Jessie Smallette and Ella Emhoff 2028..

  • @a.nonymouse
    @a.nonymouse 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Democrats should double down on the girl power angle... Have Kamala run again or Michelle Obama (BIG MIKE) and her VP should be A.O.C. The memes will be glorious.

  • @tobyfitzpatrick3914
    @tobyfitzpatrick3914 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Pay the celebrities twice as much

  • @hebs36
    @hebs36 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    A:"Tim... (about to curse him out and fire him)"
    B:"Genius!"
    A:"I love it!"
    That was funny :D

    • @Kissfan96dr
      @Kissfan96dr 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      he has to love it, or he gets cancelled.

  • @twobitsandpepper8235
    @twobitsandpepper8235 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Lol had to listen to that 'end of democracy' trope for the last 9 years now. One of your best ones yet BB! Go ahead and deleted my comment Google, I know you will. 😏

  • @IJustWatchYouTubeAllDay
    @IJustWatchYouTubeAllDay 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    3:59 he was so serious he put the glasses on twice (:

  • @alexisesguerra2544
    @alexisesguerra2544 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Haven’t even watched a second of this, and I’m giving it a thumbs up!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👍👍👍

  • @johndoe-ln4oi
    @johndoe-ln4oi 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    SNL used to be this funny, back in the 1980s/1990s.

  • @11C1P
    @11C1P 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    When you're a one trick pony & that one trick fails, you just have to try that one trick harder. What else are they going to do, learn new tricks?

  • @RobertBailey-y3h
    @RobertBailey-y3h 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Great satire, folks! -- Bob Bailey in Maine

  • @ttmissakjv1611
    @ttmissakjv1611 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    “Yeah, cuz we’re right.” 😂

  • @perjetesi2811
    @perjetesi2811 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I am a leftist and i approve this message! 😻😻😻

  • @TheTimmyThomShow
    @TheTimmyThomShow 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    That’s our boy! Good job Tim!

    • @ChandlerJuliet
      @ChandlerJuliet 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      He did an amazing job!!!!

    • @TheTimmyThomShow
      @TheTimmyThomShow 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @ 🥲🥹

  • @upschutt4842
    @upschutt4842 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I like the new guy. Bring him back more often.

  • @tonypujals
    @tonypujals 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    On a concerned note, secretly recording democrats landed Nixon in a bit of trouble back in the 70s

  • @mattgilbert5850
    @mattgilbert5850 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Suggestion #1 - try to run for president in another country or on another planet