I have a theory, though, that the Dims are going to pivot and run a "moderate" candidate next time. One who will say all the right things for their base, and for the more moderate voters like many Independents and Classic Liberal types. Of course the person won't really be moderate, but will only present themselves as such to win back those who voted for Trump this time. They will drop some of the extreme positions from their rhetoric. They're dumb, but not dumb enough to want to keep losing.
@@dbsommers1 I have to disagree. The only flaw is crony capitalism, which isn't capitalism itself. Capitalism itself is flawless, and to not like it, is wrong. This where I would say, "You're wrong not to like it." Though I appreciate your willingness to admit there's no better replacement.
They are. I was a liberal for decades. They literally believe they are smarter than Conservatives about everything and that is all they care about. They are addicted to the sense of superiority.
And Republicans want to take away Social Security so old people can just die in the gutter while zillionaires and trillionares pay no taxes... And they want the military industrial complex to take all the money, while also being pro Russians want to weaken the military...
Well there was the Viet Nam war thing long ago as well as ACTUAL women's rights issues so they used to at least sometimes have an argument. Now they're just nuts.
That's not true they also include sexism and nationalism, also if you're a nerd you have the added fun of being told that all your hobbies have always been political and that you're just not smart enough to recognize it before.
Yes, lean more on celebrities. Do the rules say the presidential candidate must participate in the debates directly? They're too busy giving speeches at rallies. We can have John Stewart or Beyonce debate instead.
They almost had me with The Avengers. They just needed the Justice League and the election would have gone to Kamala. Nobody can resist the power of the Batman.
also, actually get proud abortion users to detail their abortions in public statements, and proclaim how wonderful their lives are without kids! we really need to see more of those personal testimonies, that'll really sway us.
Why are you fascinated with McDonalds? What do you think of In N Out on the West coast? You are practically Bruce Wayne so you can fly all the time so the geographical restrictions shouldn't be an excuse.
Yep there are dumb liberals, too. I don't know why that surprises anyone. The real problems of the world are due to stupidity and selfishness, and that can happen in any belief system.
"But we're still gonna call it that amongst ourselves because we're right." I have no trouble believing a Democrat would actually say this...or that a room full of over a dozen Democrats would agree.
Before a room full of Black White Brown Red Yellow LGBTQG+ Dems you need Five or six White Anglo Saxon Protestant Progressives to tell them what's best for them.
Not just agree. But they would all applaud. Who knows, they might even break out into one of those finger snapping applauses, depending on precisely how woke the group is.
This is literally why Pramila Jayapal said she now opposes abolishing the filibuster but would be open to it again when they Dems have power again. She basically made this exact comment.
There comes a point where you have to realize you're just a wacky counter-revolutionary and you don't actually like your country or its values. The Democrats, good or bad, right or wrong, do not represent the American people in any way.
That's literally their reaction. Although now they are switching gears to "actually Trump didn't really win by that that much, if you look at the popular vote, and Kamala is still catching up". Because, you know, they are still counting votes. And it's only logical that 95% of the last few million people voted for Kamala exclusively.
That was the first thing I thought when The View pointed out that more people with degrees voted D than R. Democrats are no longer the party of the working class, because the working class chose Trump.
@@harrkev But... But... What kind of ice cream do they like? They failed to ask that all important question. What kind of journalist forgets to ask that?
We just told them we were the tampon guy who refills the men's bathroom, but couldn't go in there until a few trans were done putting on their makeup. They said ok, and let us wait with our phones out in their meeting area.
I love how The Bee does these real life re-enactments, they just capture the actual statements and beliefs so well. It’s almost like they were in the room recording these events for posterity and documenting history for us!
I think that is a wonderful idea for Dems to start using. I as a 67 y/o child of immigrants would feel much more included in the democratic party if they added basura!!!!!
The disrespect and arrogance with which you treat your fellow humans and they are not even "just" humans to you - you and them are literally a part of one nation. It's so baffling to me.
I've been on the other side and saw how twisted things were getting, and the way these people think. it is very quite literally "I know that I am right, and we need to educate people on how wrong they are because otherwise it challenges me being in the right", they are blinded by pure unbridled arrogant ignorance
Yes, yes it is. I work in higher education and you would be APPALLED at how libs talk about average Americans. It's terrifying especially since they are teaching, I meant INDOCTRINATING the youth.
My suggestion for democrats in 2028 would be to let the People decide who they want and pick one that was not hated as bad as harris was , her polls were in the toilet, Oh and when you do pick a candidate you might not want to call voters from the other party names like garbage or deplorables or stupid .
Not going on Joe Rogan was a good decision for Harris as Joe doesn't keep coloring books in the studio to keep her occupied for the remaining 2:50 after she depleted her talking points, platitudes and inanities about venn diagrams.
@ true story. I was working for the govt. I had to go to mandatory trans training. The teacher kept saying No matter what we can’t make fun of them or laugh at them. So towards the end of it he allowed any questions we might have. I said What if I want to be a woman on M-W-F only ? He laughed I said I thought u said we can’t laugh at them ?
Still, check that google US election map. They are still "counting" votes in OR and NY, and until last night, in CA too. 3 weeks after the voting day. And the popular vote gap is getting smaller and smaller by the hour, while nobody's watching. 2 weeks past the v-day, they were still counting in WA and CO too. All blue states. The congress seat score is 219 v 213, and 3 still counting.
We need more of the Obamas and Oprah scolding black men about their misogyny, Rachael Maddow expanding her show to 2 hours every night, plus Steven Cobert and Jimmy Kimmel as the anchors on the nightly news.
Except Maddie doesn't want to do more than 1 hour a week since she and her partner are elderly infirm lesbians now. She still wants to be paid 30 million a year for 80% less work, of course.
I know I'm a "sweet summer child" but I was unironically disturbed and surprised by the lack of true, actual self-reflection by the Dems after their loss.
They still do not realize that Latine means gay Latino. The macho South and Central Americans will be in an uproar. It's like rubbing salt to injury. :))
The scary part is that this might actually be a real meeting of Democrat Party with the actual mindset. I went to "party meeting" many years ago (No I'm not a Democrat, I was invited by a local committee chairwoman to see the inner workings of the state Democrat committee in a semi-public (invitation only) discussion). It wasn't as bad as this Babylon Bee satire video, but at the same time it wasn't exactly a heartwarming rendition of American Democracy. I felt I was in a badly cliched Soviet era meeting of the Communist Party with everyone kowtowing to the leader and his "catch phrases" about "those Republicans". I wasn't sure if I'd have said something, I wouldn't have been sent to Siberia (or worse California) for not reflecting the "Party Line". It just didn't feel like an open forum, but a meeting with a controlled and predetermined outcome. That's not democracy, that's something else.
The sketch should have some minorities and leftists. When the minorities speak up and say how the Democratic party stereotypes them, they‘ll be asked to leave the room. When the leftists speak up and criticize Democratic policy, they‘ll also be asked to leave the room. The sketch ends with the Democrats wondering why there are so few people in the room.
Check that google us election map. They are still "counting" votes in OR and NY, and until last night, in CA too. 3 weeks after the voting day. And the popular vote gap is getting smaller and smaller by the hour, while nobody's watching. 2 weeks past the v-day, they were still counting in WA and CO too. All blue states. The congress seat score is 219 v 213, and 3 still counting.
@@williammkydde They've got to drag out the counting if they want to slip in counterfeit ballots as needed without getting that tell-tail step in the tally.
It drives me nuts when Republic is not included, however it is a mixture of both and technically a Democratic Republic. Definitely not a straight Democracy, and that is by design.
Well I'm sure your wishes will be catered to immediately. The Republicans helped popularize that term to differentiate us from the Nazis and then the Soviets, who are also "Socialist Republics". They needed to brand is as something different and superior, and the common tie was that we and our allies were (nominally) "the democracies". It has nothing to do with Democrats and Republicans, and frankly I am just as sick of hearing people whining about such an irrelevant point like it matters.
Well said guys, whenever you’re tied with a problem, simply do more of what wasn’t working before,, double down,, and even if necessary, triple down,, because we all know when something doesn’t work, because we’re doing the wrong thing,, more of that very same thing always works, everybody knows that
@@nonyadamnbusiness9887Vance is Trump's chosen successor. He proved he can do great at campaigns and debates this last election. Depending on how the next four years go, he could easily be set up as the successor to Trump.
Love the shout out to Brave Books! The art and book quality is amazing, and the stories are wonderfully cleaver with entertaining life lessons or morales. My 4-year old loves them! Especially the gorilla with the coconut bazooka. GO Team Brave!
Avoiding the Joe Rogan Podcast was the BEST decision Kamala made. Can you imagine her trying to talk like a real human for 3 hours?! She would have gotten negative votes! 😂
honestly, i was looking forward to seeing how bad of a trainwreck it would have been and how vehemently her followers would come out to lie about how well she did.
“Latinx” is the cringiest thing I’ve ever heard and as a Hispanic man I can’t stand it.
I’m not Latin in any sense. I can’t stand it either.
If you think that's cringe, you're gonna love "womXn."
It's like feminism but even more insane.
As a Puerto Rican man, I can’t stand the term Latinx either. It’s incredibly insulting and ridiculous.
Latinay will go over so much better. 😂😂😂
Latinz, that's got ring.
This is no longer Satire. Its a documentary
I have a theory, though, that the Dims are going to pivot and run a "moderate" candidate next time. One who will say all the right things for their base, and for the more moderate voters like many Independents and Classic Liberal types. Of course the person won't really be moderate, but will only present themselves as such to win back those who voted for Trump this time. They will drop some of the extreme positions from their rhetoric. They're dumb, but not dumb enough to want to keep losing.
Documentary? This is Watergate level wire-tapping! How'd they get all those Go-Pro's into DNC headquarters?
So sad and such true it is a documentary
@@RealllyREALLYReformed76 His name is Greasy Gavin.
@@ByeByeBS Ha! Good name for him!
"They're wrong not to like it." Their entire worldview in a nutshell.
Kinda like, "you'll have nothing and be happy" Yeah! it works!
To be fair, that's what I think whenever someone is against Capitalism. 😆 Though I can articulate reasons why they are wrong.
100%
@@Crystal11Skulls It's perfectly fine to not like it for its flaws, but every replacement has been far worse and more flawed.
@@dbsommers1 I have to disagree. The only flaw is crony capitalism, which isn't capitalism itself. Capitalism itself is flawless, and to not like it, is wrong. This where I would say, "You're wrong not to like it."
Though I appreciate your willingness to admit there's no better replacement.
“..because they’re wrong not to like it,” 😂 Classic.
...stop trying to delay Armageddon.
The sad thing is that this is exactly how I imagine these people are actually having conversations
They are. I was a liberal for decades. They literally believe they are smarter than Conservatives about everything and that is all they care about. They are addicted to the sense of superiority.
Thats how dumb they are?
Maybe not the puppet masters, but the rank and file? Yeah.
Every 4 years ..... Abortion and racism. Im 64 and this is all that I can recall.
And Republicans want to take away Social Security so old people can just die in the gutter while zillionaires and trillionares pay no taxes...
And they want the military industrial complex to take all the money, while also being pro Russians want to weaken the military...
Well there was the Viet Nam war thing long ago as well as ACTUAL women's rights issues so they used to at least sometimes have an argument. Now they're just nuts.
Oh, yeah, and there’s the whole “ anyone but Trump “. thing
Don't forget "it's the taxes". Lol
That's not true they also include sexism and nationalism, also if you're a nerd you have the added fun of being told that all your hobbies have always been political and that you're just not smart enough to recognize it before.
This is why the party’s mascot is a donkey…
The poor donkey, which is actually a smart animal.
@@Musicman-y7v Smart but lazy, in other words, dirty deeds done dirt cheap
@@chrismclean4789 Donkeys are not lazy. They are highly protective of the animals they live among and will kill cougars without much trouble.
@chrismclean4789 Actually, donkeys are hard workers . Maybe you are trying to compare them to the Dems.
Hey man that's uncalled for, you shouldn't associate donkeys with these lunatics.
Come on Babylon Bee.
Stop making reality, again.
Also, stop giving Democrats new ideas.
Exactly. That's now a new idea. Dangerous 🤯
What are you talking about. They set up hidden cameras at democrat meetings. Every one knows that
Genuinely expecting to start seeing them switch to using latinè
It’s fine they won’t listen.
@@stickmandaninacan I hope you know the accent goes the other way lol
I’m in grad classes and this is exactly how they talk. Not joking.
That's frightening.
Yep. This was less of a satire, and more of a candid camera.
@@teebob21 What do you do when you run out of things to satirize because they keep doing the satire!
@@Aounfather1 Never interrupt the enemy when xe is making a mistake.
We are still going to call it "....." because they are wrong not to like it! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT
It’s simple. We need more celebrities!
Yes, lean more on celebrities. Do the rules say the presidential candidate must participate in the debates directly? They're too busy giving speeches at rallies. We can have John Stewart or Beyonce debate instead.
They almost had me with The Avengers. They just needed the Justice League and the election would have gone to Kamala. Nobody can resist the power of the Batman.
All the twisted leftist celebrities are fleeing America. As they should. Assuming we can extradite them, do we really want them back?
The election fund only has $1 billion. They can't afford to spend more on celebrities.
Throw one more diddy party
I think that "shouting even louder" is the way to go. I very strongly suggest the the Democrats go with this strategy 👍
Not gonna lie this worked out well for Trump.
It worked for the last 10 years. Why change a winning strategy? 😂
The O'Riely method... it could work.
Yes, absolutely, since they are Sooooo much smarter than the rest of America.
also, actually get proud abortion users to detail their abortions in public statements, and proclaim how wonderful their lives are without kids! we really need to see more of those personal testimonies, that'll really sway us.
Hello, I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
Hello, I'm Kamala Harris, and I think this message is racist and not woke enough! 🤣
Why are you fascinated with McDonalds? What do you think of In N Out on the West coast? You are practically Bruce Wayne so you can fly all the time so the geographical restrictions shouldn't be an excuse.
@@dcpunisher4781 In-N-Out is better!
I think Donald Trump likes McDonald's because it has "Donald" in it (yes, pun is intended)
Thank you sir
Liberalism, a chronic solution in search of a problem.
Yep there are dumb liberals, too. I don't know why that surprises anyone. The real problems of the world are due to stupidity and selfishness, and that can happen in any belief system.
That's leftism, but yes.
😂😂😂 Republicanism: redneck racist bigots lashing out because the world is sweeping them into the dumpster of history where they belong 🤡🤡🤡
@@Tennysystemgo back to making out with your sister
I don't think you know what liberalism is.
"But we're still gonna call it that amongst ourselves because we're right."
I have no trouble believing a Democrat would actually say this...or that a room full of over a dozen Democrats would agree.
I have a feeling Democrats have been saying that exact line ever since Lincoln freed the slaves.
Before a room full of Black White Brown Red Yellow LGBTQG+ Dems you need Five or six White Anglo Saxon Protestant Progressives to tell them what's best for them.
Not just agree. But they would all applaud. Who knows, they might even break out into one of those finger snapping applauses, depending on precisely how woke the group is.
the ones who don't "get it" will start agreeing immediately after seeing what others do. Like Doug.
This is literally why Pramila Jayapal said she now opposes abolishing the filibuster but would be open to it again when they Dems have power again. She basically made this exact comment.
Am I the one out of touch? No it's the voters that are wrong!
There comes a point where you have to realize you're just a wacky counter-revolutionary and you don't actually like your country or its values.
The Democrats, good or bad, right or wrong, do not represent the American people in any way.
Yes, all globalists believe they have the wrong voting population.
Alan Lichtman is that you.
That's literally their reaction. Although now they are switching gears to "actually Trump didn't really win by that that much, if you look at the popular vote, and Kamala is still catching up". Because, you know, they are still counting votes. And it's only logical that 95% of the last few million people voted for Kamala exclusively.
That's why your hero Kamala lost.
Maybe you'll figure it out someday!🤔🤫
The problem was they were not elitist enough. Expect more in 2026
We need to bring back THE NOBILITY 😂
@@danbardos3498Lmao
Maybe the Dems should make themselves so elite, they have to invite and vote you in. Like a frats. They could even have hell week for candidates.
@@danbardos3498 I think the democrats have been trying to do just that since the early 1800s
That was the first thing I thought when The View pointed out that more people with degrees voted D than R. Democrats are no longer the party of the working class, because the working class chose Trump.
Nothing! Don’t change anything, keep doing everything the same way you are now and the last 16 years, please don’t change!!!
That's right, the fight is NOT over! Keep praying! Stay alert!!!
Does this qualify as satirical when it's literally what's happening?
Good question - and I honestly don't know how to answer it!
That just enriches the irony.
It’s hard to make fun of the democrats. They’ll take your hyperbole and play it straight.
@@Dragon_Lair And in so doing, enmesh themselves even further.
Granted the victory would be more satisfying were the competition stiffer.
Well... Somebody sure as heck needs to yell at you louder 😒
I am shocked that they democrats actually let you into their planning session. This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism that the country needs.
@@harrkev But... But... What kind of ice cream do they like? They failed to ask that all important question. What kind of journalist forgets to ask that?
😂😂😂😂
It's part of the
DiversitÉ ethnicité InclusÉ
We just told them we were the tampon guy who refills the men's bathroom, but couldn't go in there until a few trans were done putting on their makeup. They said ok, and let us wait with our phones out in their meeting area.
My message to democrats is don’t change a thing. MAGA
Exactly this 😂😂
Well they are going to sho u a ting o too. They will shave their heads, and refuse to procreate! Brilliant!
My message to the dems is go live in China, they'll all be happier there.
Quote: Kamala Hanson
I'm just glad we will get to replace a couple lib justices when the Republicans win in 28 and 32.
The woman deserves a raise 😂😂
I´m mexican, and I loved this video.
You guys are 10 times better than SNL
100
Not a high bar to set, but....
SNL is disgusting
Or MAD
different format
How did you guys manage to install this hidden camera into the Dem headquarters?😮
Ask Dick Nixon. It’s bound to work this time!
@@StPeterICC DUH! It's Trump's fault! 🤣🤣🤣
Too easy. They're all using cellphones. You just call up a favor from the CCP and you're in :-)
@@aspirecan4829Of course. Every problem in the World is Trumps fault 😅
@@josephsharp5678 😂😂😂 Exactly!
The economé will run on DÉI (Diversité, Équity, Inclusioné).
I love that Google has given me the option to Translate to English, they don't see satire either.
Whatever happened to Liberte` and Fraternite` ?
😂
I was going to say, is this the new liberté, egalité en fraternité?
I always get confused and think of DEI as DIE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Babylon Bee riding a fine line between a Satire and a Documentary there.
I love how The Bee does these real life re-enactments, they just capture the actual statements and beliefs so well. It’s almost like they were in the room recording these events for posterity and documenting history for us!
The janitor at the end is actually very representative of most of us. "I'm just trying to make it through the day."
While yelling at the janitor " stop oppressing me "
Forgot "uneducated"
And toxic.
@@robertd9850 And Nazis.
What the Dems don't realize is we are educated. We're just not indoctrinated lol 😆
@@Mike-v8l3o Excellent point.
And Deplorables…
It's great to see these brave Caucasianx allies doing their part. Really gives me hope during this dark, apocalyptic era.
It's an apocalypx to be inclusive.
@@nagillim7915😂😂😂😂
Caucasiané
@@mattpotter2148Right, it's very important not to forget the Mexican line thingy on the top.
God please let’s start calling them caucasianx, it’s so fucking unfair that they get to name us but we just have to call them white
Everything.
The Babylon Bee produces the best comedy in the US, and has for the past decade.
How about, instead of calling people "garbage," call them "garbage and basura" instead, for inclusion?
"garbagé " - you say?
It's 'basurx' .....you bigot!
I think that is a wonderful idea for Dems to start using. I as a 67 y/o child of immigrants would feel much more included in the democratic party if they added basura!!!!!
And lixo. What about the Brazilians?
This was too good. I wish it had made the skit
Dude...I seriously wonder if this is just...how they really think behind closed doors with the other klansmen? I mean...I'm not wrong.
The disrespect and arrogance with which you treat your fellow humans and they are not even "just" humans to you - you and them are literally a part of one nation.
It's so baffling to me.
David Duke, a former klansman and neo-yatzee told his followers to not vote for Trump and instead endorsed Jill Stein. Interesting huh?
I've been on the other side and saw how twisted things were getting, and the way these people think. it is very quite literally "I know that I am right, and we need to educate people on how wrong they are because otherwise it challenges me being in the right", they are blinded by pure unbridled arrogant ignorance
@@Graatiwhat are you talking about? O.o
Yes, yes it is. I work in higher education and you would be APPALLED at how libs talk about average Americans. It's terrifying especially since they are teaching, I meant INDOCTRINATING the youth.
In reality, they will double down and do even worse.
3:20 Tim is showing logic. He can’t be one of them.
He's the only one who sees they are just doubling down on things no one likes
My suggestion for democrats in 2028 would be to let the People decide who they want and pick one that was not hated as bad as harris was , her polls were in the toilet, Oh and when you do pick a candidate you might not want to call voters from the other party names like garbage or deplorables or stupid .
So spot on accurate it's scary funny! 🤣
Oh, it's Babylon Bee. I thought I was watching MSNBC for a sec.
They are far to measured, truthful, and logical.
@@rniejx4219it's a joke about how accurate it is
There's a reason democrats party is portrayed as a JACK ASS
Agreed. Someone had to say it.
lol 😂 brilliant.
Hey, kyou take that Jack back! Just leave the ass.
I wholeheartedly believe I will live long enough to see NY turn Red.
Nycess pool has fraudulent ballots to win their elections
This channel is gold. It's just become the actual truth.
Was this a documentary?
No, it was a re-enactment of a Dim meeting so, yeah, I guess kind of a documentary.
I think it was the actual footage of their meeting.
@@sand.3887 Hard to tell.
Straight from NatGeoWild, yup!!! 😂
Most of the Bee content is!
"Beating around the Bush"
That would have been a good pun if this was precisely 20 years ago.
Considering the democrats still believe they have the same power they did 20 years ago, I’d say it’s a nice wink to the audience
Biden would doubtless agree. In 2020, he thought he was running against Bush.
This was so brilliant and spot on! Loved the "She Her" coffee cup!
Rats. I missed that!
Good pick up. Even though I’m centrist this is pretty much how much far lefties push it
Chandler, we love everything you do on TH-cam, both on the Bee and elsewhere! ♥♥
🥹💜
Not going on Joe Rogan was a good decision for Harris as Joe doesn't keep coloring books in the studio to keep her occupied for the remaining 2:50 after she depleted her talking points, platitudes and inanities about venn diagrams.
If she'd go on Joe Rogan, Trump would have 400 electors and congress supermajority.
No Republican ever called me LatinX
Many Republicans probably don't even know that word exists. I didn't for a long time. And when I heard it I thought it was a joke.
Shades of Muhammed Ali.
I’m a proud Caucasianx
@@PInk77W1 I lean toward EuroX.
@ true story.
I was working for the govt.
I had to go to mandatory trans training. The teacher kept saying
No matter what we can’t make fun of them or laugh at them. So towards the end of it he allowed any questions we might have. I said
What if I want to be a woman on
M-W-F only ? He laughed
I said I thought u said we can’t laugh at them ?
It's amazing what putting a little focus on election integrity can accomplish.
Still, check that google US election map. They are still "counting" votes in OR and NY, and until last night, in CA too. 3 weeks after the voting day.
And the popular vote gap is getting smaller and smaller by the hour, while nobody's watching.
2 weeks past the v-day, they were still counting in WA and CO too. All blue states.
The congress seat score is 219 v 213, and 3 still counting.
You guys need elections that on one day only. Crazy
The Democrats should hire the Jaguar advertising group. 😮😂
That's proper advertising for a car that spends a week in the shop for every 500 miles on the road.
The Democrats getting advice from the Capitol from The Hunger Games? Sure, I can never see that ever going wrong.
lol, pretty sure that already happened
@@MarkMcCullough-y5syou never owned one let alone afford one.
"Econo-may"....JUST SCREAM LOUDER!! The Bee does it again!!
Because they are wrong not to like it - I chucked so hard - flawless delivery by the woman!
Doug's hand on Tim's shoulder for so long 🤣
Well, we now what type of phobic you are!😂😜😂
Alright, everyone bookmark this and play it 4 years from now.
Another Babylon Bee prophecy.
We need more of the Obamas and Oprah scolding black men about their misogyny, Rachael Maddow expanding her show to 2 hours every night, plus Steven Cobert and Jimmy Kimmel as the anchors on the nightly news.
Except Maddie doesn't want to do more than 1 hour a week since she and her partner are elderly infirm lesbians now. She still wants to be paid 30 million a year for 80% less work, of course.
Please do not give the bed wetters anymore terrible ideas Gerald lol.
Hey, Kimmel IS keeping Kleenex in business . . .
@@cygil1she'll be fetching coffee at the last remaining Democrat headquarters by then.
I have a feeling this is real close to the truth. 😅
I know I'm a "sweet summer child" but I was unironically disturbed and surprised by the lack of true, actual self-reflection by the Dems after their loss.
So good
They still do not realize that Latine means gay Latino. The macho South and Central Americans will be in an uproar. It's like rubbing salt to injury. :))
Or are they playing 4d chess?
@@SpookyEng1 That's what I think it is. 4D chess.
@@RegularCupOfJoe More like genDer chess.
I didn't know that.
I am pretty sure the writers knew that. A way to insult and include. It couldn’t be more correct
The scary part is that this might actually be a real meeting of Democrat Party with the actual mindset. I went to "party meeting" many years ago (No I'm not a Democrat, I was invited by a local committee chairwoman to see the inner workings of the state Democrat committee in a semi-public (invitation only) discussion). It wasn't as bad as this Babylon Bee satire video, but at the same time it wasn't exactly a heartwarming rendition of American Democracy. I felt I was in a badly cliched Soviet era meeting of the Communist Party with everyone kowtowing to the leader and his "catch phrases" about "those Republicans". I wasn't sure if I'd have said something, I wouldn't have been sent to Siberia (or worse California) for not reflecting the "Party Line". It just didn't feel like an open forum, but a meeting with a controlled and predetermined outcome. That's not democracy, that's something else.
“something else” = “cult”?
Come on man, The Babylon Bee stopped being satire back in 2008
It's probably gotten a lot worse since then.
Actually, you WERE in a "Soviet era meeting of the Communist party" !!
1:19 - My god, what have you done?
The fight is absolutely not over. Long road ad a lot of work ahead.
The sketch should have some minorities and leftists. When the minorities speak up and say how the Democratic party stereotypes them, they‘ll be asked to leave the room. When the leftists speak up and criticize Democratic policy, they‘ll also be asked to leave the room.
The sketch ends with the Democrats wondering why there are so few people in the room.
I thought he was going to say "No, we're going to do the same thing we did in 2020... Rig the election"
😂
Oh, it's coming. They're going to try covid 2.0 in 2028 and we'll get to see how many suckers from the first run fall for it again.
Fact check: It's "Fortify" the election......with extra ballots.
Check that google us election map. They are still "counting" votes in OR and NY, and until last night, in CA too. 3 weeks after the voting day.
And the popular vote gap is getting smaller and smaller by the hour, while nobody's watching.
2 weeks past the v-day, they were still counting in WA and CO too. All blue states.
The congress seat score is 219 v 213, and 3 still counting.
@@williammkydde They've got to drag out the counting if they want to slip in counterfeit ballots as needed without getting that tell-tail step in the tally.
When satire is actually truth😅
I know that this is parody...but, I am sure this actually happened at DNC.
2:05 dude in red is the best
😂😂😂...
Fantastic seeing Chandler back at Babylon Bee
I regret that I have but one LIKE to give to this video.
You're clearly not a democrat.
I almost busted a gut when "Doug" began rubbing the other guy's shoulder.
Hilarious.
😂😂😂
Need MORE left extremism. That's the ticket!
Yeah! Let’s pi$$ off the rest of the country who voted for us in 2024. That’s the ticket!
The Bee keeps killin it! Well done
Maybe they should start televising their sacrifices to Moloch. That'll surely win people over!
Only this time, we're going to scream louder and be more horrible human beings!
I don’t know who this lady is, but she’s oozing with talent
Thank you! I love working with the Bee🙏🏻🐝
You should see her colabs with JP.
You should watch the Babylon bee series where liberals move to Texas.
@@ChandlerJulietyou're awesome... awesomé!
Whatever her rôle on the Bee, she mixes caricature with sincerity, thus making a comic-tragic character. Brava! (or should I say "Bravix"?)
"And to the Republic for which it stands". I don't want to hear the word democracy ever again. Ever.
I couldn’t agree more.
Ditto!!
It drives me nuts when Republic is not included, however it is a mixture of both and technically a Democratic Republic. Definitely not a straight Democracy, and that is by design.
Well I'm sure your wishes will be catered to immediately. The Republicans helped popularize that term to differentiate us from the Nazis and then the Soviets, who are also "Socialist Republics". They needed to brand is as something different and superior, and the common tie was that we and our allies were (nominally) "the democracies". It has nothing to do with Democrats and Republicans, and frankly I am just as sick of hearing people whining about such an irrelevant point like it matters.
@@justforever96 Frankly, you have mistaken me for someone who cares what you are sick of hearing.
Guys great job , genius and well done .
Awesome, as usual. Love it!
Hilarious. You guys are so good at this.
"One of those little Mexican line thingies ..." HAH! 🤣
Well, it's not like they actually expect you to be literate at college anymore. There's a reason the Web is full of Grammarly ads.
Well said guys, whenever you’re tied with a problem, simply do more of what wasn’t working before,, double down,, and even if necessary, triple down,, because we all know when something doesn’t work, because we’re doing the wrong thing,, more of that very same thing always works, everybody knows that
The real crazy thing is that this is exactly how they think.
So delusional.
2 IS A NUMBER!
You guys are brilliant!
La-Tinks
The Babylon Bee: where our fiction (parody) is woke reality!
Babylon Bee has been nailing it! Excellent humor and parody. Please keep up the great work!
1:46 I love how the red shirt guy looks like he's about to make fun of him and then switches to supporting him without skipping a beat
You nailed it! I was wondering where you concealed the camera!
I voted for Trump. But don't worry, liberals. In 2028, I'll vote for Vance!😆
Well I suppose it works as long as it's anyone but Trump 😂
😂😂😂😂😂👍
I'm hoping for Mike Rowe or Tulsi Gabbard. Trump won because he's a demagogue. Vance is not.
@@nonyadamnbusiness9887 Tulsi is an undercover gun grabber, no way
@@nonyadamnbusiness9887Vance is Trump's chosen successor. He proved he can do great at campaigns and debates this last election. Depending on how the next four years go, he could easily be set up as the successor to Trump.
Vivaē The Resistancē!!
Exactly 👍👍👍
VIVÉ LE RESISTANCÉ!!
Don't do anything differently. Let us keep winning...
You guys are Legends.
Love the shout out to Brave Books! The art and book quality is amazing, and the stories are wonderfully cleaver with entertaining life lessons or morales. My 4-year old loves them! Especially the gorilla with the coconut bazooka. GO Team Brave!
HAD A BLAST MAKING THIS WITH Y’ALL! Thanks for having me, bee 🐝🥹🫶🏻
"2's a number!" 😂😂
Gold 🌟 for ALL!!😂
These people are geniuses!
That was awesome...well done.
This is so spot on! 😂 love it!
Avoiding the Joe Rogan Podcast was the BEST decision Kamala made. Can you imagine her trying to talk like a real human for 3 hours?! She would have gotten negative votes! 😂
honestly, i was looking forward to seeing how bad of a trainwreck it would have been and how vehemently her followers would come out to lie about how well she did.