there was an actual chemistry kit made in the fifties that had radio active material in it. and a small gyger counter in it so you could look for more around where you live.
fandomtrash_no.1 we fought hand to hand combat in the stores in the 80's to have a Cabbage Patch Kid. Seriously, soccer mom's in their mom jeans, kicking the shit out of each other to get one for their kid. They would close Kmart, put 25 of them on the shelves and then unlock the doors and then a heard of women would run to the back of the store and beat the shit out of everybody that stood in their way of getting one. Even if you ended up with one , it would be ripped out of your hands if you didn't hold it like a football, tuck it into your body and run like he'll to the front of the store. I got mine in 1985 and her name is Sandy Rosemary. I still have her. My daughter is 17 and she got hers when she was 3, her name is Shannon Monica.
NO STOP WAIT Directions: Mix the flour, sugar and baking powder in large bowl. In another bowl beat eggs with milk and vanilla. Add egg mixture to flour and mix till smooth. Let stand for 5 minutes and mix again. Pour mix in hot skillet to make 6 inch pancake. Flip when bubbles on edge break. Enjoy!
I once had a barbie doll that was supposed to be pregnant. The stomach was removable(it was magnetic I think) and the baby would sit inside of it until it would be "born". Still not sure why my mom bought it for me and why I ever played with it. Oh yeah, and I also had a barbie doll that had a dog that would poop little plastic pellets if you pushed down its tail. It would then be recycled and functioned as dog food, and the dog would eat the pellets. It also came with a pooper scooper. I was a strange child.
***** The idea of a removable stomach kind of freaks me out. The baby and the mom together isn't weird, but the little plastic stomach sitting around is kinda freaky to me
SchneiderGurl It was all over TV and it was super popular. But I heard that the one I had was recalled because it was a choking hazard. Never found out until recently though lol
John Waters loved candy bullets for kids. I was kind of impressed with skulls you could squish, goo would come out the eyes, then you could devour them. I like delicately decorated, super realistic human eyeball candies here in France. Kind of a marshmallow filling. mmmmmmmmm
Sorry to ask this and I hope you're not offended...Isn't that black doll only racist to white people who have made it racist by the association of the toy monkeys and the banana? I mean...if I were black, I wouldn't give two fucks about such things and they wouldn't seem relevant to me EXCEPT for when people start drawing racist conclusions??
When I was two years old, I was obsessed with Winnie the Pooh. My dad bought me a giant stuffed Poo hear that was pretty much as big as I was at that time. I still have it on my bed to this day, after moving to five different states and recently becoming a legal adult. I think someday I'll pass it on to my own child.
"Real pregnancy action" Yeah, like a baby's gonna have a baby which has a baby, which has a baby, which has a baby, which has a baby, which has a baby *claps*
The lovely straight jacket reminds me of what my friends mom made her back in middle school. Her mom was really good at sewing, so my friend had her mom make her one for Halloween. She walked around school while wearing it and would show us how she would get out of it. It was entertaining tbh.
Dayyyyam, man you have very original ideas. Not just another fact person on youtube like...tallest buildings...or most expensive cars. Which don't even need a video. You can read it. You present your opinion on unofficial stuff that cant officially be rated. You are very original and people would rather be interested in your youtube channel. I can make a website for you if you want (you will just have to pay the hosting fee like $6/month)
I had Barbie dolls but tortured them. I would cut their hair off, bite their fingers and toes of, lose their clothes, and occasionally dismember them. My grandma would still get them for me for Christmas, my birthday, etc despite the clear signs that I didn’t like them. And you would think that seeing a 5 year old torture her Barbies would be a strong reason to not buy them soooo yeah. However stuffed animals I had a love for.
Grace Flath it does but the way it moves its mouth inmagine waking in the middle of the night u see its mouth moving like that at night creepy SHIT CREEPY SHIT
Dark Twilight Sparkle a guy buys it and puts in a ''coin'' *man* aw yes yes im glad i got this for my blowjob this is waht my fick feels when its sucked
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Oh god, that last one made it feel like pins were going into my neck! Something I was expecting was Amish dolls. Because of Amish religious beliefs, they don't let their children have dolls with faces for fear that demons could possess the dolls and watch the children. So instead; they give their children Slenderman dolls!
However, glad to learn that the "Control Toys, A Line of Educative Toys For Badly Behaved Children" were fake, and just an advertisement for the show, Super Nanny! I'd be FLOORED if it were real.
MorganPaigeLoves all the toys in the show today he showed were real you can find most of them for sale on ebay today still. also idk why this made you uncrontrable? (your first msg)?
I had a demonic talking rubber duck as a kid. We moved houses once and it sat in storage for about six months, when we went to take our stuff out storage... it was in a box quacking.
13 years ago my dad bought a Furby thinking it would be a great toy for me as an 7 year old....for 13 years its still on the shelf with 13 year old batteries that still work...and those little buggers freak me out (the old big ones anyway)... they are sound sensitive that means when a loud bang comes into the room all I hear is..."whhhaaa waba yooby ded doo hehehe me Hungry!"...yep it dosn't shut up until you put it's finger in it's mouth...I hate Furbys...if I saw one at the end of my bed at night I will have a heart attack
Does anyone else think that Matt should start a gaming channel? I mean I know it's sounds stupid, but I would love to see him play a game tho! I dunno but him starting a gaming channel could give him more views so yeah.... Does anyone else think this is a good idea?
Wait! About the avenging narwhal. It can stab 3 animals: A seal, okay i guess the could happen, a penguin yeah, people often make that conection in their heads, but a koala? A fucking koala? How? Where? WHY?
The monkey with the cymbals is literally the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life. I actually saw one of them in real life while my mom and grandma dragged me out to visit one of my grandma's sister's houses when I was ten. I literally ran outside in the rain to get away from it. All of her toy collection was arranged in three rows across the pillows in a huge king size 4 poster bed draped in blue velvet. The bed was huge and it looked exactly like the ones in every haunted house movie you've ever seen. The bed looked out the bay window upstairs. But my great aunt couldn't get up the stairs anymore so they got her a new bed and moved most of the other expensive furniture downstairs. She was a doll collector but other toys were mixed in with dolls on the bed. Some of her dolls were 200 years old and had been cracked and faded. They looked like a morgue full of ghost children. But as I was about to walk around the bed, out of the corner of my eye I saw a scruffy little brown head turned its head and looked me dead in the eye. It actually knocked the smaller doll in front of it over. I don't think I have ever run as fast as I did before or since. I am in my early 40s and sometimes I still see that doll in my nightmares. And what's worse is that is the titular character in a movie called The Devil's Gift.
Flying Bulbasaur Face bank! Buy it now! With real stomach growl and burp sounds from a REAL Japanese pervert! Don't forget to feed it change, or it'll eat you! Face bank!
I was so young I don't remember it, but I have seen it in a few pictures of me and I've heard it being talked about many a times. When I was like... around 3 I had this Winnie the Pooh battery operated toy. We'd be sitting around and suddenly it would turn it's head or started talking. It creeped my family out so one day they even took the batterys out of it. But it STILL continued to move and talk even after they did so. They called him Possessed Pooh. xD
Except they don’t actually impale animals with their tusk. Males spar with it, but scientists think they use it to feel vibrations in the water. In other words, they don’t really know.
I was 9 years old when this video came out, and those gifs of the face bank freaked me out soo much that I straight up avoided watching this video for a whole year, and eventually watched the rest while covering the gifs. The scene with the end with the Santoro doll saying "I'm coming for you" also freaked me out, and I genuinely thought the doll would sneak into my room in the middle of the night. Basically, I was really gullible and easily tricked
I used to have two teddy bears which made my life happier. I named them Teddy and Bear paw. I was in love with those two! They were my height. But my mom forced me to get rid of them when I was 10. I still miss them!
I remember watching Toy Story 3 for the first time when i was 6, I had nightmares after seeing the monkey and cried when thinking about it, I then decided to buy a monkey plush, make clothes like that and then I put it in my room to conquer my biggest fear, after moving so many times, I still have it and it's right next to me as of typing this comment.
Another great video Matt! :D
First to reply!
A wild youtube channel has appeared.
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I too am a TH-camr
But am not loved😪
But it shall be fixed in the future😷
Jack ToadROXMK First to not give a fuck
I want a Hugo Doll and a Fugler!!!
Omg your my favorite youtuber
YOU"RE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pink stylist
I want the pee & poo because they're AWESOME and you're AWESOME and we both live in the UK 😊
+pinkstylist I am subscribed to youand I love your videos
"the lovely strait jacket"
... asylum for kids
Fun for the hole insane family
Toxic Commenter for kids like me
never actually existed. it was a joke.
💩 and pee
Victoria Nadal's Song Account I need one of those
there was an actual chemistry kit made in the fifties that had radio active material in it. and a small gyger counter in it so you could look for more around where you live.
I swear to god, if you put uranium in it......
Gilbert's kits?
@@stephanniemorin don't remember the name that part of brain cut out radio active..
I think I have heard about that.
I think another disturbing child's toy are the cabbage patch kids, their faces tho, they're creepy af
my mom had some when she was little,and i remember that she put them on a shelf in the living room at our old house.i can confirm this is true.
I agree that is creepy
Fangirlgamer
I had nightmares if them when i was younger
fandomtrash_no.1 we fought hand to hand combat in the stores in the 80's to have a Cabbage Patch Kid. Seriously, soccer mom's in their mom jeans, kicking the shit out of each other to get one for their kid. They would close Kmart, put 25 of them on the shelves and then unlock the doors and then a heard of women would run to the back of the store and beat the shit out of everybody that stood in their way of getting one. Even if you ended up with one , it would be ripped out of your hands if you didn't hold it like a football, tuck it into your body and run like he'll to the front of the store.
I got mine in 1985 and her name is Sandy Rosemary. I still have her. My daughter is 17 and she got hers when she was 3, her name is Shannon Monica.
Why does that doll actually look like him... ●_●
he made it
I think
+David Avalos No someone sent it to him. Didn't you hear the first thing he said?
+막내_17carat then why did you ask the question of you knew the answer weirdo lol
conspiracy
"Uploaded Nov 1, 2014"
hot dam I'm old.
you should use Puppet Matthew for the outro of every video you make
Did you give him the creepy Matt santoro puppet
I used to be deathly scared of the chimp in Toy Story 3....
how about the one in the Lego movie
It was scarier in Toy Story 3 though.
lol me too
me 2
me too dude
Baby's first Baby.
Baby-ception.
The Nerd Council conception inception
RoseShell Hudson
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The Nerd Council ha
The Nerd Council HALP MEEE
Hey Matthew Santoro Doll, Its been 3 Years Since you said you were coming for me...WHERE ARE YOU
You forgot to pay extra
Behind you....
When he said he was coming for you he was kidding he's not really coming for you
Four now..
Michelle Fulk r/wooooosh
You need to make a part 2 with some of these:
The pole dancer doll
The breastfeeding thing
The hitler doll
NO STOP WAIT
Directions:
Mix the flour, sugar and baking powder in large bowl.
In another bowl beat eggs with milk and vanilla.
Add egg mixture to flour and mix till smooth.
Let stand for 5 minutes and mix again.
Pour mix in hot skillet to make 6 inch pancake. Flip when bubbles on edge break.
Enjoy!
***** Your comment is worthless.
I feel a weird cliché though.
Self flipping pancake?
posting this is getting old
thx man. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Directions not clear enough dick is stuck in shower head
"If wasn't horrifying enough, it also comes with a fetus! Which is also pregnant!"
Too much way too much young children don't need to know about the birds and the bees untill they're older like in their teens.
A RECURSION.
Hi, Dash.
So that fetis has a fetis AND IT KEEPS GOING AHHHHHHH!!!
Will it grow? NO
sorry but those Fugglers were freaking adorable. I would totally buy that!
The 3rd fugler was creepy
Shmaples WHY WHY WHY WHY WOULD YOU BUY A FUGGLER
yo Whiskerz i wouldn't buy a fuggler because after watching toy story and knowing that the toys might come alive just creeps me out big time.
Alex Salinas LOL...
Agreed. I would love them.
One of you actually mailed this to me. Thanks for the nightmares.
2:25 I swear I'm nothing like this!
Crazy Narwhal 123 lol😂😂😂😂
Ate you sure😈
But im am
1,000,00 subscriber challenge With no uploads
3:42 That thing was also used in COD Zombies, anyone notice?
YEAH you're right
BO2?
bo1 and bo2
Don't forget WAW!:)
Nick Clark says the person with a profile picture half spiderman half something
6:30 WHAT IN THE WORLD?????? WHO THOUGHT THIS IS A GOOD TOY??????? :(
STUFF OF NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude i thought the same thing Antoninus Pius
lance woods does the person who makes it ever thinks how terrifying it looks?
he's crazy
It IS from Etsy after all.
".... I'm coming for you, rawr....."
Still better than most of the jumpscares you give us.
I once had a barbie doll that was supposed to be pregnant. The stomach was removable(it was magnetic I think) and the baby would sit inside of it until it would be "born". Still not sure why my mom bought it for me and why I ever played with it. Oh yeah, and I also had a barbie doll that had a dog that would poop little plastic pellets if you pushed down its tail. It would then be recycled and functioned as dog food, and the dog would eat the pellets. It also came with a pooper scooper.
I was a strange child.
Nice story, sis. Great to hear.
I actually had that second toy... It was Barbie's Golden Retriever >.
Saberilla was that meant to be rude, because it sure sounded like it.
***** The idea of a removable stomach kind of freaks me out. The baby and the mom together isn't weird, but the little plastic stomach sitting around is kinda freaky to me
SchneiderGurl It was all over TV and it was super popular. But I heard that the one I had was recalled because it was a choking hazard. Never found out until recently though lol
Maaaaaaan, Bananas are the #TRUTH!! 😂😂 Don't forget the hits of crack that were sold separately with each doll....smDAYMh... #GangstaCookies
I didn't know you watch Matt Santoro! Great videos btw Daym !
John Waters loved candy bullets for kids. I was kind of impressed with skulls you could squish, goo would come out the eyes, then you could devour them. I like delicately decorated, super realistic human eyeball candies here in France. Kind of a marshmallow filling. mmmmmmmmm
Chantal Macdonald he srsly reacted on every single video of him..
Sorry to ask this and I hope you're not offended...Isn't that black doll only racist to white people who have made it racist by the association of the toy monkeys and the banana? I mean...if I were black, I wouldn't give two fucks about such things and they wouldn't seem relevant to me EXCEPT for when people start drawing racist conclusions??
When I was two years old, I was obsessed with Winnie the Pooh. My dad bought me a giant stuffed Poo hear that was pretty much as big as I was at that time. I still have it on my bed to this day, after moving to five different states and recently becoming a legal adult. I think someday I'll pass it on to my own child.
"Real pregnancy action"
Yeah, like a baby's gonna have a baby which has a baby, which has a baby, which has a baby, which has a baby, which has a baby
*claps*
A matryoshka baby doll! Brilliant!
The Mathew santoro puppet is perfectly adorable.
Rusticabcd pubes for facial hair ;-;
Coffe Shop you mean they used pubic hair for the beard. Wow.
that's what i said
Rusticabcd I have a red face bank and there are real
2:50 yeah cause koalas totally live near the arctic 😒
Fallen Angel technically they do
That’s the problem you have with that toy? 😂
That toy was created by a total psycho!
The lovely straight jacket reminds me of what my friends mom made her back in middle school. Her mom was really good at sewing, so my friend had her mom make her one for Halloween. She walked around school while wearing it and would show us how she would get out of it. It was entertaining tbh.
"Thanks for the nightmares" *DOLL TURNS TO HIM* "What did you say about me?"
Dayyyyam, man you have very original ideas. Not just another fact person on youtube like...tallest buildings...or most expensive cars. Which don't even need a video. You can read it. You present your opinion on unofficial stuff that cant officially be rated. You are very original and people would rather be interested in your youtube channel. I can make a website for you if you want (you will just have to pay the hosting fee like $6/month)
And yes...i am not advertising. I dont make websites for money. (Just do it sometimes)
10 Most Creepy Children's Toys Ever Made
20 Most Shocking Children’s Toys Ever Made
***** yea but dude... ***** has many other ideas and he presents his opinions
That smiley poop face plushy behind matthew is so damn creepy....... O_O
I have one it's eyes and smile are so bright when I'm in the dark they nearly glow XD
its an emoji
yep
looks cute to me
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Talks about "Pee & Poo" being bad,
has a shit emoji sitting in the background...
Pee & Poo look cute tho too :/
Drobix true
Drobix Yep
I have one and I LOVE IT!!!!!! Shit emojis are the best no joke.
Drobix... where is it
“Padded walls not included!”
The beginning so that puppet gives you nightmares....?
That means your face gives you nightmares.
Fuglers are adorable!
Don't you mean there fucken creepy
Hussein Mansour Nope, adorable.
Hey, the eyes are more fake, but the teeth are REAL
One True Hetalian EXACTLY! I knew I wasnt the only one!
They look super creepy and ugly
I saw Fugglers at Walmart today during Christmas
My brother bought me one of them as a gift for christmas. I love it to pieces. The teeth move
I’ve seen one at Hot Topic
Me too I even showed them to my dad
He’s was like “okkkkkkkkk”
I saw them at Target :')
I'm going to get 1
all dolls are creepy. I never owned one because I was scared of them. I still don't like dolls
I have several dolls, but I keep them in the back of my closet.
@@sra.rothfuss6976 me too and some of them i cut all of their hair off and other stuff
Chucky is coming for you
Freddy's a lot worse than Chucky or a regular doll. His nightmares can actually KILL people both in and outside them.
I had Barbie dolls but tortured them. I would cut their hair off, bite their fingers and toes of, lose their clothes, and occasionally dismember them. My grandma would still get them for me for Christmas, my birthday, etc despite the clear signs that I didn’t like them. And you would think that seeing a 5 year old torture her Barbies would be a strong reason to not buy them soooo yeah. However stuffed animals I had a love for.
All I could think of when I saw the face banks were Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil...
YASSS
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***** LaurellaiTries ! Please, just no. After reading The Hat Fic, The Skin Fic, and The Chair Fic, I can assure that we don't need a Face Bank Fic.
TheShadowCyberman Don't give them ideas!!!
That face bank will probably end up just being a sperm bank
+Kyle Atkins-Weltman Or better yet, the weenie cutter.
yea hahahaha lol
+Eva FlutterLover that is acuily a good idea
true( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
it sounds like a trex
*sees the doll version of Matthew Santos*
WHAT THE DA FRICKIN' HELL IS DAT!?!?
3:43
Oh hey, someone got Monkey Bombs from the Mystery Box!
BRAINZZZZZ
*SPRINTS AT HIM*
im getting the strait jacket for my future child so i can teach them how to be hoodini
Kylie Arce That's What I Was Thinking XP
Same
Good luck with the thearopy bills.
Are you gonna name them hoodini
But hoodini died of a punch to the stomach...
But cool idea.
3:04-3:10 I want that face bank. Lol to me it looks cool. Anyone else agree?
sheepsnoop shep hey…...... That's affensive to My Little Pony!😠😠😠😠😠😠😬😬😬
Grace Flath it does but the way it moves its mouth inmagine waking in the middle of the night u see its mouth moving like that at night creepy SHIT CREEPY SHIT
Grace Flath men might use it for....ahem, reasons
Dark Twilight Sparkle a guy buys it and puts in a ''coin'' *man* aw yes yes im glad i got this for my blowjob this is waht my fick feels when its sucked
................................
I GOT A FUGLER FOR CHRISTMAS I COULDNT SLEEP THAT NIGHT
i have 2 of them, and i love them alot. :)
I spy Mr smiling Poop in the background! :D
Yep
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Just kidding we all love you
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Oh god, that last one made it feel like pins were going into my neck!
Something I was expecting was Amish dolls. Because of Amish religious beliefs, they don't let their children have dolls with faces for fear that demons could possess the dolls and watch the children. So instead; they give their children Slenderman dolls!
Aw man, no placenta doll. That was a horrific DIY toy that literally invoved drying, stuffing, and sewing up a human placenta for a child.
OMG those are so gross lol I can't believe those are a thing.
Dallas Cowboys For Life Dallas blows
That's unsettling.
I have a weird feeling that I should get one and send it to danisnotonfire.
what is a placenta?
2:20 Nooooooooo, that's my cousin!! I miss u, Jeremy.... D,:
LilMissPenguin sorry for your loss...
Here, have an Alpaca Plushie!
Sorry for the loss but I killed the Narwhal that killed your cousin Jeremy
Poor kwolski
THIS MADE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE
However, glad to learn that the "Control Toys, A Line of Educative Toys For Badly Behaved Children" were fake, and just an advertisement for the show, Super Nanny! I'd be FLOORED if it were real.
MorganPaigeLoves all the toys in the show today he showed were real you can find most of them for sale on ebay today still.
also idk why this made you uncrontrable? (your first msg)?
That helps
Me too
Let's be honest it made us all uncomfortable.
Call me crazy, but I wanna see that Mathew puppet pop up more often in future videos 😅
not the only one mate, the doll is cool.
have it be in a diff spot every time lol
you're crazy
Yeah it will be hilarious to see it more often😄😄😄
Yeah
The fact that Dan and Phil actually bought that coin-eating bank and gave it too Pj, was quite hilarious..
ikr!The Phandom is here!
Yoooo
+hannah ember The brick from the future!!
1:39
Looking at anything with a dirty mind:
I had a demonic talking rubber duck as a kid. We moved houses once and it sat in storage for about six months, when we went to take our stuff out storage... it was in a box quacking.
Ahhh I'll be scared as SHIT 😭
A strait jacket?! WTF!!
Calling it "lovely" doesn't make it lovely. What's next? Guantanamo Playset for toddlers?
Probably a guillotine for dolls
1:15 *Slowly pulls popsicle out of my mouth with shocked eyes*
What flavor is it XD
Mittens the Kitten Painis flavor... :3
Mittens the Kitten rainbow flavour
is that Paddle Pop rainbow power?
Lightsaver fandler oseo
That Matthew Doll is Awesome!!! Thank you so much for uploading!!
I need an Avenging Narwhal in my life
Same
I need it... I just need it
me to
+shadow glass it's me too
me 2
wtf , i i i ..... i didn't knew my contry made such an horrible thing 5:00
I just have to say, great name
i never knew your country made such epic profile names
ikr?!
Why are these the reply's!?
yeah good 4 u cuz i'm not an american
Hey matt, they also make a unicorn version of the avenging narwhal😬
OH GOD NOT THE PENGUIN, WHYYYY
Neonext331 Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean stabbing the little penguin
Jaime Garcia an adorable penguin
why they kill the penguin man
+Neonext331 lol
+Jaime Garcia Narwhals Narwhals Swimming in the Ocean Killing humanity Ruining Dreams...
it be cool if he did a 'honourable mentions' thing at the end XD
Why the "XD"? That wasn't a joke.
ThisIsn'tMackie its just a little thing I do at the end of most comments, like a excited face
Watchmojo would sue him and then just copyright legend of Zelda and half life while their at it
ThisIsn'tMackie XD doesn't mean you are joking it is just a smilie face
Freeworld XD was originally a laughing face.
Cough NumberOneShouldHaveBeenFurbies cough
+eyeless "lucielle- tiffany" lulu *flips lucielle- tiffany off* my furby is awesome
+Aidan Joste Lol, if that's your opinion, that's fine. They creep me out though, my sister put one in my bed and it scared the shit out of me.
+Eyeless “Lucielle-Tiffany” Lulu -Mrwidemouthruinedfurbiesforme-
william gaunce Agreed.
Eyeless Lulu also check out a little creepypasta called the showers
"and if that wasn't horrifyingly terrible, it also comes with a fetus. Which is ALSO pregnant!" that has to be the funniest part in the video! XD
Hugo looks like Matthew😂
Minus The Beard
Franco lol
Played by the same guy
Dr. Hook......
13 years ago my dad bought a Furby thinking it would be a great toy for me as an 7 year old....for 13 years its still on the shelf with 13 year old batteries that still work...and those little buggers freak me out (the old big ones anyway)... they are sound sensitive that means when a loud bang comes into the room all I hear is..."whhhaaa waba yooby ded doo hehehe me Hungry!"...yep it dosn't shut up until you put it's finger in it's mouth...I hate Furbys...if I saw one at the end of my bed at night I will have a heart attack
link?
Gaard Hoglund And I'm not reading it...it will probably traumatise me
you should pull it down and feed it for a good 5 minutes
I hate it when loud bangs come into my room .....
Break those motherfucking creepy ass things!
Does anyone else think that Matt should start a gaming channel? I mean I know it's sounds stupid, but I would love to see him play a game tho! I dunno but him starting a gaming channel could give him more views so yeah.... Does anyone else think this is a good idea?
I've been thinking that for a while now. :D
LOL, ur profile pic makes it wanna happen
I don't think hey should start a whole new channel just for gaming but maybe he could have a "Saturday gaming day" or something on his second channel
Hah, yeah.
Matthew bad-mouths a pee and poo plush.
When he has a Poop Emoji plush in the background.
I'd buy that bank... pretty awesome actually.
VejyMonsta r u using it "that way" or for ur money?
Sperm bank?
Damn he beat me to it
I also admit it's pretty cool.
Yeah, you got to admit its pretty cool.
Sees poop and pee toy
Looks and own tiny plushie poop emoji
Contemplates life choices
Wait! About the avenging narwhal. It can stab 3 animals: A seal, okay i guess the could happen, a penguin yeah, people often make that conection in their heads, but a koala? A fucking koala? How? Where? WHY?
dednt u no dat narwals evolvd legs and tat lets tehm gte to austraila?
FireKid112 dednt u no dat u r an illiterate dumbit LOLS #idiotis!
Irradiated Adventurer why hash tag on youtube?
Sad. -_-
FireKid112 wtf lmao xDDD
Well, I was hoping for more aggressive replies, but you can't win 'em all, I guess.
The monkey with the cymbals is literally the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life.
I actually saw one of them in real life while my mom and grandma dragged me out to visit one of my grandma's sister's houses when I was ten.
I literally ran outside in the rain to get away from it.
All of her toy collection was arranged in three rows across the pillows in a huge king size 4 poster bed draped in blue velvet. The bed was huge and it looked exactly like the ones in every haunted house movie you've ever seen. The bed looked out the bay window upstairs.
But my great aunt couldn't get up the stairs anymore so they got her a new bed and moved most of the other expensive furniture downstairs.
She was a doll collector but other toys were mixed in with dolls on the bed. Some of her dolls were 200 years old and had been cracked and faded. They looked like a morgue full of ghost children. But as I was about to walk around the bed, out of the corner of my eye I saw a scruffy little brown head turned its head and looked me dead in the eye. It actually knocked the smaller doll in front of it over. I don't think I have ever run as fast as I did before or since. I am in my early 40s and sometimes I still see that doll in my nightmares. And what's worse is that is the titular character in a movie called The Devil's Gift.
I actually kinda want the narwhal one. Anyone else? xD
Galaxysouls AJ no
Whale den.
Me. ._.
No way
pffft e3e
Im going to have nightmares for life....
STUPID FACE BANK!!! the face bank is just wrong and the monkey is just demented
Flying Bulbasaur
Face bank!
Buy it now!
With real stomach growl and burp sounds from a REAL Japanese pervert!
Don't forget to feed it change, or it'll eat you!
Face bank!
The Kingslayer 👌
The avenging narwhal is cool as shit! I want my future kid to have that!
tell me more about how you are a good parent.
I wish I had that when I was a kid....play dates would have been awesome!
I like this toy too! it's hilariously morbid
SimmerForever I know, a new way to stab things!
There is also a avenging unicorn which stabs people.
I'm so happy I found this channel😂💯💖
I was so young I don't remember it, but I have seen it in a few pictures of me and I've heard it being talked about many a times. When I was like... around 3 I had this Winnie the Pooh battery operated toy. We'd be sitting around and suddenly it would turn it's head or started talking. It creeped my family out so one day they even took the batterys out of it. But it STILL continued to move and talk even after they did so. They called him Possessed Pooh. xD
Awesome, Danger Dolan and Whacky Wednesday posted basically the same stuff this month. Cool vid👍 Peace✌️
I know. I noticed that too!
I know right
Ewww that face bank thing is gonna give me nightmares.
Same! Its so creepy
Yeah right
Mario Luigi & Ness LEMONMELON MALE or FEMALE :L
Mario Luigi & Ness LEMONMELON I kinda want one too, lol. I wonder if I could get one in blue...
I also want the face bank. Looks pretty cool.
narwhaal is so awesome they are Jedi of the sea
Bendy The Dancing Devil From my point of view the narwhals are evil!
Except they don’t actually impale animals with their tusk. Males spar with it, but scientists think they use it to feel vibrations in the water. In other words, they don’t really know.
A baby doll with a baby that is also pregnant...I don't wanna live on this stupid planet anymore...who the hell came up with that?
The AngelAJPwny XD
Those toys almost make me glad of not being a human...
Rekkusu Metarugia yeah.
CHUCKY
Imma bird and i lucky to not have yo human shiz,dat stuff just freaks the hell outta me
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
wow comments popping up so fast.
wooow
That's really racist
you can always tell that to the oldest living man on earth i wonder what he would have to say...
I was 9 years old when this video came out, and those gifs of the face bank freaked me out soo much that I straight up avoided watching this video for a whole year, and eventually watched the rest while covering the gifs.
The scene with the end with the Santoro doll saying "I'm coming for you" also freaked me out, and I genuinely thought the doll would sneak into my room in the middle of the night.
Basically, I was really gullible and easily tricked
2:57 "Moisturize ME!"
*_Doctor Who intensifies_*
Ha ha! Doctor Who reference!
cassandra from doctor who
I used to have two teddy bears which made my life happier. I named them Teddy and Bear paw. I was in love with those two! They were my height. But my mom forced me to get rid of them when I was 10. I still miss them!
3:54 attach a bomb to it and it kills zombies
Lol nice
Yup
Hahaaha cod joke
I've always wanted to do that. Gotta prepare for Zombs. Ebola am I right?
Everyone knows that their primary purpose isn't to kill zombies, but to keep them off your back while you give your friends injections.
Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cause they are awesome :)
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide, they'll beat a polar bear in a fight! :)
Impaling panguins left and right
Takota Godfrey Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
XxXEvil BunniXxX Silly rabbit Trix are for kids.
these hos ain't loyal niqqa
U forgot evil stick
yeah!
Lidkas Miszcz that shit is so fucking scary
Phanic! At the Twenty One Fall Out MCR's. Ur right bro
Lidkas Miszcz mah bawd that horror
Lidkas Master I still have nightmares from that
I bought my dad a Fuggler and when he opened it I said "it reminded me of you" and we all had a good laugh
I remember watching Toy Story 3 for the first time when i was 6, I had nightmares after seeing the monkey and cried when thinking about it, I then decided to buy a monkey plush, make clothes like that and then I put it in my room to conquer my biggest fear, after moving so many times, I still have it and it's right next to me as of typing this comment.
I want the avenging narwhal
5:53 that bottom left one looks like Micheal Myers (in my opinion)
Same Hete
why do i agree?
Dat fuggler! Holy crap! That scared me so much. Who would want to sleep with that?
What are you talking about? You've been sleeping with one for years... Mwuhahha
Duh Duh Duh...
I actualy want one
You creepy then. Stay away from me. :)
The first Fuggler didn't look too bad.
1:38 😂
1:40 Im not laughing, Im changing my TH-cam channel
What a coinkidinki! I was just watching videos about disturbing children toys! :O
***** coincidence
Yes...this video
3:52 - 3:59 If they add this bastard in 5 Nights at Freddy's...
HOLY CRAP !! i'M THE ONE WHO MAILED THE CREEPY DOLL !! CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S IN ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS !!!
What?????
What was your inspiration behind such horrors? O_o
Pay no attention to these lies
Turtle Graphics *lying
Jade Huang haha yeah
"One of you actually mailed this to me" I just laughed out loud for like 3 whole minutes over that 😂😂😂
Hmmm those teeth on that last one really looked real..... O_O
Time to buy one for myself and leave it on my neighbors front door, MUAHAHA- Wait you weren't listening, Were you?
They could possibly be old baby teeth.
5 nights at freddies
Narwhal Frozen
Narwhal:Hey Olaf!
Olaf:Hi!
Narwhal:-sticks it's horn though Olaf stomach-
Olaf:Oh look at that I'm been impaled haha
Narwhals, narwhals swimming in the ocean!
Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean,
***** You just blew it!
Pogohg i have that as a ringtone XD
Causing a commotion
james adcock coz they r so awesome
I’m going to have nightmares for years now, thanks!
I want the face bank and narwal thing... Is that weird?
The fuggler too.
+Charlotte Henderson I want all
why do you want the face bank 7u7
Sexual things...
Honestly you shouldn't`t even be able to fit it in there