***** I think it was better delivered on family guy. When Peter said "I found a message in my alphabet soup. It says ooooooooo" and then Brian said "Peter, those are Cheerios."
***** already planning on for future, but having a think before we do :3 in the mean time my channel is still pretty small so got plenty of time. Thanks for bringing it up though! That means you took a sneaky little peak ;) haha
You can buy a small island with under 300k?! Are you joking?! Why would I spend 500k on a house if I could buy a bloody island and build a small house on it for under that?
Retz I thought he only bought a house... too busy replying to comments in "Newest first", so I'm not gonna go back n check EDIT: He DID buy a whole island! That's crazy!
Retz thats kinda of stupid why you would want to be alone on a island who in their right fucking mind would live on a island without internet,food,doctor and medical shit etc
don't try selling your soul on ebay you'll get a letter saying "it's not tangible and therefore cannot be sold, and even if it could be sold past tangible, it still would be considered part of the human body and therefore is illegal to sell" haven't tried my soul in a bottle yet
So...the guy trying to sell the ghost in the jar was Link after catching a Poe in a bottle? Apparently Rupees are getting hard to come by in Hyrule nowadays.
Yea na, New Zealand is definitely only worth 1 cent, kinda a crappy country really, like a tiny scabby version of Australia that no one likes very much.
Steven Qarikau, that's not right. "What's the meaning of life?" Is invalid question bc everyone has a different life. The REAL question is "What's the meaning of MY life?" That question is more legit and a bit easier to understand and answer.
When life gives ME lemons I throw them at lifes face because life woke me up just to give me LEMONS, wake me up when you have cake 'cause I hate lemonade.
Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris stupid nicole arbour. apparently shes a fan of nivarna and someona asked her to name 3 songs, she couldnt name one. (well done nicole, your such a fan)
"Haunted" items, countries, the meaning of life, someone life... WOW ! At this point, I guess someone is gonna try to sell his soul on ebay.... and someone else would be ready to buy it XD
Maybe... maybe not. I guess the devil doesn't need to do that anymore. So much people are gonna go to hell, I see myself as a good person, but even I have sinned. (mostly glutonny, lust, sloth and wrath, like pretty much eveyone). I just hope hell is not as ''hellish'' as we see in the bible.
I dont have a haunted jar, but I have a calculator that when you type any number in, it glitches and changes to another number... but only at school... my school is old and people find peculier things every day... everyone in my school including the teachers think the school is haunted...
The meaning of life is obviously love, you wouldn't be alive if your parents didn't have sex with each other. But they did, and you are here. Oh, and waffles go in somewhere , I'm sure they are important too. :3
the meaning of life: The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
His teeth aren't really that white, our brains just think of it like that because the background is black, our brains look at the background, his skin colour, and his shirt and teeth are the same colour. If the background was white, his teeth wouldn't be that white.
Hey ***** , I saw your picture on one of those sites: "Why brits are paying 1£ for their Iphone! Find out this Dads's secret now!!" ... You're officially popular enough to be a click-bait ad LOL Congratz!
Oh Matt my little Australian heart sank when you pronounced Brisbane as Bris-bane, I know it looks that way but it's Bris-bin. I thought Canada was on our side with pronunciation and spelling.
+Grumpy Cat I could say that for a lot of words, but English doesn't work that way. It doesn't take much effort to learn how to pronounce words correctly 😊
+Grumpy Cat Pronouncing Brisbane the correct way, makes you have a lisp? Have you ever heard someone say it out loud? Don't be ignorant. I would recommend saying it out loud yourself and realising how silly you just sounded saying it would make you have a lisp.
brandon riley What? If you are talking to the OP he is telling Mathew how to pronounce it and is saying it correctly ( Bris - Ben ) and I live in Brisbane and literally everyone says it Bris-Ben...
My Cheerios are haunted because when I put them all lined up it spells ''OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO''
those are cheerios Peter
-Brian Griffin
Connor Daley whoa dats spoopy!
TheMCDuck 2016 Pfft, only 500,000? This is paranormal activity we're dealing with it should go for millions.
***** I think it was better delivered on family guy. When Peter said "I found a message in my alphabet soup. It says ooooooooo" and then Brian said "Peter, those are Cheerios."
3spooky5me
Aww, poor eyeless jack didn't get his kidney xD
never reference that story ever again
+James A Clouder why?
that just means he has to go hunting for one xD
LOL. WHAT IF HE ACTUALLY BIDDED 5.7 BILLION DOLLARS FOR A KIDNEY? XD
poor ej
I'm from Illinois, and I can confirm that the cornflake doesn't even look like Illinois, and also that no one wants anything to do with Illinois.
I used to live there, but you don't have to live there to judge if it looks like it or not
I like Chicago
+b-dog t-dog lol
+Shandor3000 Sweet Home Alabama
+Madison “Ginger” Stevens O-H-
I wonder if I can get a life on eBay. I really need one of those.
Spirit Of Autumn I have one for 666$
Totally not related to the Devil in any way
seems legit
Spirit Of Autumn of course you do, you furry weeabo
I have two, you can have one
Spirit Of Autumn Can I get a soul on eBay cause I lost mine about 5 months ago
''Sell both your kidneys on the internet'' Dumb Ways To Die, 2012
I was thinking the same
El pollo loco
YEAH SON ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah
+Samar Smirh bot
" And remember folks, when life gets you down just sell that life and buy a new one "
-Matthew Santoro; 2015
Y
Lol I don't think that I don't think it's time to get my nails and toes and a lot more than one person who is this a lot of things
kay
It is still hard for me to comprehend that we have gotten to that point of innovation in humanity.
I sold what's left of Matt's hair and was able to get $5,000.
Lmao Perf
Savage bro
Goddammit Eugene
Get his beard next
+MetaKnight64 oh yeah I bought that
My friend once randomly told me he sold my soul on eBay. I need some better friends.
Friendship goals
no you don't
You're and idiot.
My ex-friend would probably do that
@@mr.collins357 nice grammar
Selling air, starting bid: how much ever a bag of chips cost.
what?
what?
You just made my day
this is amazing 😂
ill pay..hmm... 50000
I'm not sure if you've done this yet, but you should do the top ten weirdest things on Google Maps! :3
Danika Toler I did not expect to have likes on my comment! *Gasp*
That would be so awesome! xD
Caro Lol! Ikr? :D
***** already planning on for future, but having a think before we do :3 in the mean time my channel is still pretty small so got plenty of time. Thanks for bringing it up though! That means you took a sneaky little peak ;) haha
***** well in that case thanks very much! That's pretty awesome of you, means a lot :)
You can buy a small island with under 300k?! Are you joking?! Why would I spend 500k on a house if I could buy a bloody island and build a small house on it for under that?
and a world tour too!
Retz I thought he only bought a house... too busy replying to comments in "Newest first", so I'm not gonna go back n check
EDIT: He DID buy a whole island! That's crazy!
+Nice job there, bud. DBZ!
Retz thats kinda of stupid why you would want to be alone on a island who in their right fucking mind would live on a island without internet,food,doctor and medical shit etc
Caboose Core I would.
"I have a fruit loops shaped like the entire world!"
Flat earthers: what?
Flat earthers: hold my pancakes
Flat Earth: Broke
Froot Loop Earth: w o k e
don't try selling your soul on ebay
you'll get a letter saying "it's not tangible and therefore cannot be sold, and even if it could be sold past tangible, it still would be considered part of the human body and therefore is illegal to sell"
haven't tried my soul in a bottle yet
oooooo good idea!
+Shiro “Tsubaki” Hibana But the soul is not part of the human body; and the human body isn't tangible either (well, actually NOTHING is tangible).
+Shiro “Tsubaki” Hibana I'm ginger so I can't.
The meaning of life is survive , reproduce , repeat.
jay mehta the meaning of life is finding the meaning
+jay mehta nah, it's 42 gawsh
Yeah. :D
thanks, I dont need to buy that on eBay because of your help.
***** I love how people dont get this. Everyone is like: Meaning of life is to live. No. You sir are right. Have my like.
i cut a piece of my sisters hair, said it was beyonce's hair and sold it for $10,000
Riiiiiiggggghhhhtttt...
stugsvamp Shibe i get the joke that the kardasians are worthless
but wtf
stugsvamp Shibe HAHA
***** shiiiit I'd even through in a photo of Beyonce (that I cleverly downloaded from google, of course)
stugsvamp Shibe damn, you are heartless
So...the guy trying to sell the ghost in the jar was Link after catching a Poe in a bottle? Apparently Rupees are getting hard to come by in Hyrule nowadays.
i can guess why: Link is a money hoarder
bladeshifter16 that's totally what I thought of when he said that
Rupess are expensive
OMG ZELDA FAN I have EVERY game of Zelda all compleated
@@kyleighfranz4707 u can't beat breath of the wild tho after u beat ganon the game ends and u can't keep the light bow
he tried to sell New Zealand for 1 cent. Come on we are worth at least a good 2 cents.
No sell it for 10 cents THEN LETS SEE HOW IT GOES XD
+Toby Corbett lol
good one
+Toby Corbett I get it
+Toby Corbett I'll give you a bag of glass beads. I'd say that's a fair price. Take it or leave it.
Yea na, New Zealand is definitely only worth 1 cent, kinda a crappy country really, like a tiny scabby version of Australia that no one likes very much.
Best list from this channel in a while. The humor, the items, and your reactions were all gold. Keep up the great work.
I sold my ex on ebay
***** wat
Was it labeled trash
savage af
Damnnnn
Wolfie, I love your channel.
Let's start a bid for Matthew Santoro's teeth
Starting bid: $1500
I sold 10 dollars for 20 dollars 💁👍🏽
YEAH
+Bob Le I sold 1,000,000,000 for 2,000,000,000
I sold a nickel for 400,000 dollars,what a sucker............wait a minute
Calvinps352 Was it possessed by some kind of evil spirit?
+Popcorntheif lol i dont get it!!
THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO GIVE LIFE MEANING!
BOOM!
Well that's obvious
+Steven Qarikau no its 42
Steven Qarikau, that's not right. "What's the meaning of life?" Is invalid question bc everyone has a different life. The REAL question is "What's the meaning of MY life?" That question is more legit and a bit easier to understand and answer.
Derpy Hooves HI TWIN DWERPY HWOOVES!!!!!
Derpy Hooves HI FELLOW BRONY...... *brohoof*
When life gives ME lemons I throw them at lifes face because life woke me up just to give me LEMONS, wake me up when you have cake 'cause I hate lemonade.
-Kitty Cat Minecrafter
How can you play minecraft if you're a cat and cats don't have thumbs I'm confused....
AaronGamesTV with ma paws and for me playing minecraft is easy because theirs less creepers to deal with cause ya know im a cat
+Kitty Cat Minecrafter Oh I see what you did there... hue hue hue
Im gonna change my youtube name but im still the same minecrafter cat
I bet Adam Sandler was the one who sold the possessed duck
Number 4 is perfect for jacksfilms
xD
I was searching the comments for this hahaha
***** Bad Day?
YES
I know right babe
Is it just me or he looks like mr. clean?
Maybe without facial hair
Probably. Can't help but think that he looks really familiar lol
+terriFIVE Ikr lol
he made a video saying he wasn't that guy
that's his cousin, you can see the mr clean in his teeth
When life gives you lemons, sell the lemons and buy a candy bar.
I SHALL PAY $5000 FOR THE CURSED TOOTH BRUSH GOOD SIR!!!
lol wat are you series
Mushi 'n Goat I'll pay 1m
Mushi 'n Goat ILL SEIROUSLY PAY 500$ FOR THAT TOOTHBRUSH
Mushi 'n Goat NO I WILL PAY $10,000!
Mushi 'n Goat $15K GOING ONCE GOING TWICE
An Australian man tried to sell New Zealand on eBay
Yes it was me
+Rave_Peacock420 Riiiiiiiiiiight
No it was me, Dio!!!
+The welsh Yoshi but you're Welsh?
No, you see I know a guy who had a friend who's mother's ex-boyfriend went high school with the guy who owned New Zealand
I still can't believe someone abused this guy.
Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris really
Wrestlelamia 21 Yeah, he was abused by his girlfriend.
Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris hi der alucard
Mikki Hiiri Hi.
Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris stupid nicole arbour. apparently shes a fan of nivarna and someona asked her to name 3 songs, she couldnt name one. (well done nicole, your such a fan)
As soon as you said Eugine I thought of Mr.Krabs xD
That's how his name is spelled in the cartoon. You can google it. Still not sure why you are so hostile e.e
+Ale Santaella I was talking about the mis-spelling of Eugene
I'm not, you just sound like a total idiot right now.
Seriously why are you still talking?
Ale Santaella Don't reply to him, easy. Then he can't bother you anymore.
not only the Hollywood 9 letter sign is a landmark it also is a pokestop
I sold eBay on eBay
nice
mind. flipping. blown.
I sold the auction for eBay on ebay
The welsh Yoshi Seems legit.
LOL! XD
Id sell my life on ebay.. i mean i'm just wasting it on youtube.. mise well.
+kakabak1 we are like twins or something. except that i wouldn't sell my life, just the youtube part
how much? I'll give you 25 dollars.
I'll pay $0.01
+You may kiss my ass XD your picture and your name
Dorito Rex
I just saw this pop up at the top of my iPad so I clicked and was the first to watch it
+Matthew Santoro
woa 1 min ago
+Matthew Santoro REPLY TO ME EAUEAUEAUEAUEAUEAU
+ZombieMan806 haha ^^
+Max Davies Sell it on Ebay then
+Matthew Santoro That was a fast reply babe
"When he said "he's liveing in bliss" I actually laughed super hard!😄😄😄 Does this make me easily amused?😂😂😂
Who dosent like Matthew Santoro? seriously my favorite youtuber
+Gabe Silver Your family
+Gabe Silver Yaas Brutha
+Gabe Silver get out dipper, go save the world in season 2
Toon Squirtle hey , gimme a break theres a looooooong wait
Toon Squirtle until the next episode
My cousin once tried to sell her cat off eBay
Sαтαи Sєиραι That's normal.
***** please stop
+DISLIKE MY VIDEOS no
+DISLIKE MY VIDEOS You can get alcohol poisoning, please don't do it
+DISLIKE MY VIDEOS Jesus shut up PLEASE
Alright Matthew, I live in "brisbayne" and it is pronounced Bris-Ben. Everyone I was watching this with just burst out laughing :'D
I'm glad Australians have a good sense of humor! I just saw a similar post to yours.
+AtomicWaffles Oi I live in brisBAYNE, well I live north of Brisbane in Caboolture.
+AtomicWaffles i know it was so funny
I live in new zealand
+AtomicWaffles About everyone in North America says Bris-bayne. So... sucks to suck?
The guy who sold his life is a genius kek!
5,000,000 DOLLARS FOR THE TOOTHBRUSH! (not really)
MUAHAHA I BET 8,000,001 DOR THE TOOTHBRUSH! >:D
+That One Fabulous Llamacorn ERHHHHHHH! I BET OVER 900,000 FOR THE TOOTH BRUSH!
lps banana queen I BET 900,002 DOLLARS! >:)
That One Fabulous Llamacorn I BET, UMMM, AH... BANANA DOLLARS!
lps banana queen I BET MY LIFE! ;O
"Haunted" items, countries, the meaning of life, someone life...
WOW ! At this point, I guess someone is gonna try to sell his soul on ebay.... and someone else would be ready to buy it XD
Probably the devil, but hey, what do I know?
Maybe... maybe not. I guess the devil doesn't need to do that anymore. So much people are gonna go to hell, I see myself as a good person, but even I have sinned. (mostly glutonny, lust, sloth and wrath, like pretty much eveyone). I just hope hell is not as ''hellish'' as we see in the bible.
Zayyan Abbas lol
I dont have a haunted jar, but I have a calculator that when you type any number in, it glitches and changes to another number... but only at school... my school is old and people find peculier things every day... everyone in my school including the teachers think the school is haunted...
Olivia Burgess cool
I'm an awesome potato, because awesome carrots are just too unoriginal.
xFoxyz I'm a mango. A normal mango.
xFoxyz im a leak, ice cream, tuna, carrot, orange and a bannana (anyone get the refrence)
forgot the movie's name, sadly ;(
Pickle here! LOL
the meaning of life is 42, not kidding
Jacob Selgrath. No that’s the answer to life the universe and everything. Besides what is the question?
The meaning of life is Jackie Robinson?
No it’s 24
You forgot when Sweden bought Sealand, and Sealand bought Iceland XD
(Hetalia joke)
Omg-
this. XD
Oh my god yes!
+Aʀօʊʀa “Hetalian Trash” tɦɛ Faռɖօʍ Nɛʀɖ YESSS!
Supercalifragelisticexpliadious HELLO FELLOW FAN!
selling kidneys?
I'm getting a Tokyo ghoul vibe....
hello there , Tokyo Ghoul fan!
+Aki Michiyo lol!
+Carry The reaction. you mean rize that controls kaneki dumbass
Luv that anime
Or Eyeless Jack vibe.
life means alive,a family,love, being awesome, and not stupid
I'll sell you a haunted ghost.
***** I am a God among men.
And I have no life, so I get a lot of TH-cam watching done. :)
+Kirito kayaba Hi DuDe......I'm SkYlAr NiGhTmArE......
+Arrow In Eye do if a get the ghost do you get a ston from my backyard
+Kirito kayaba do u have a kik? Mine is: Skylar Nightmare
Is the ghost getting haunted by another ghost?
hey I thought you were doing the 5 min or less thing on Tuesdays
are you still uploading on Saturday
+angel gonzales No shit.
+Matthew Santoro OMG YOU ACTUALLY REPLYED TO MY COMMENT NOW I CAN SHOW OFF TO ALL MY FRIENDS wait I don't have any😭😭😭😭😭😭 jk I have my mom
+The best of the west
Wow. Just wow...
+The best of the west
Wow. Just wow...
Selling some dirt from my backyard, and only my backyard. Any bids? XD
+Bacon Tea $12000000000 won't go higher than that :D
Lord PumpkinPie Good Deal.
Haunted dirt?
Unusual Dirt my friends, unusual dirt.
+Bacon Tea I'll pay you 12000000000000000000000000 bucks it's a higher bid than lord pumpkin pie I will also give u a pumpkin deal ;)
someone paid to go out with mates on a weekend? only in australia XD
Xion Kelly good idea though
Yeah they likely came up with the idea on a weekend while drinking beer lol.
The meaning of life is
Waffles
Waffles more like pancakes
+Thejello Squid WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS fo the win
The meaning of life is obviously love, you wouldn't be alive if your parents didn't have sex with each other. But they did, and you are here.
Oh, and waffles go in somewhere , I'm sure they are important too. :3
Actually it is...........................TURTULES,TRAINS,AND COOKIES
eats all waffles
"When life gets you down, sell that life on ebay and then just buy a new one" - Matthew Santoro 2015.
the meaning of life: The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
Conphusionz You mean 42
God
They meant the purpose
how much does eugene cost?
He's free
mmmmmm clorox bleach my favorite snak!
can i find him on ebay??
sebastian hernandez today it's at... holy Jesus... 100k why????
sebastian hernandez XD
The meaning of life is to live it to the fullest and enjoy it.
Truth
No! The meaning of life is 42.
Is it possible to sell literally nothing on eBay? Like sell "nothing"
Probably 😑
Selling nothing sounds pretty cool, but you won't get more than a few dollars, I guess.
IzLit Fam my shoe?
someone tried to sell that on amazon already
your teeth are so white! :O
+GEJMR Jakto že už tu nemáš všechny fanoušky ? :o
Oh wow! They really are! 😮
+Box_Slayer Nah, he already has 500k subs :/
His teeth aren't really that white, our brains just think of it like that because the background is black, our brains look at the background, his skin colour, and his shirt and teeth are the same colour. If the background was white, his teeth wouldn't be that white.
+GEJMR JAK?
Top ten facts about Leopard Geckos
Sell your life on Ebay and buy yourself a new one 😂😂😂 im dying
Pun city
i sold my 50$ for 50$ on ebay
?
uhm what???
you could have got $100
u guys r dumb
:O
the meaning of life is 42
I don't get it 0.0
Lol references
10/10
COOKIE
Turtles!
The content is already crazy but Matthew made is downright insane.
In Soviet Russia, eBay sells you
Faizan Shariff low key human trafficking. nice..
I need a life and already hooked on heroin, so I think I'd be a good deal...
Once I seen a cheerio... SHAPED LIKE A CHEERIO!!! I mean like how often does that happen!?!
Lol
Um, can I buy that tooth brush for $25,678.96?
+Cole adamson make it $666.666
+Cole adamson I will beat that with 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99
+Robert Briggs make that 1cent!!
im the devil bich
+Shavarnah lock
No. I pay more money than that
1:29 Mathew Santoro himself talked about selling ghosts in jars in "10 UNBELIEVABLE Ways People Got Rich!"
Why does it always say "gullible" at the bottom of the description?
u are not a smart (BTW I didn't check)
Toxic Turtle "u are not a smart" Omg the hypocrisy is suffocating lol
+Saberilla You got me................
Dang... You got me.
Not this time!!
the answer to life the universe and everything is 42 :who can get that reference
no its 21 ha got e
+Neon no it's Galaxy's guide to the universe and impossible quiz go that from the movie
Hahahaha lol
hitchhiker's guide ftw
The zombie gamer HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE
I click like but i don't really like it
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I LOVED IT!
Nice name bro.😹
No Angelica Amora, but that's a pretty cool name you got there too Trimodic -PS4 Gaming 😺
Angelica Di Michele Why thanks :D
Man, I'd love a jar form an abandoed cemetery, to go with my secret personal museum of oddities that almost no one has seen
I sold my penny for $20 on ebay, I feel like a dick for accepting it.
3:46 "a Florida man tried to sell his kidney." I mean, what do you expect outta Florida
I'll give you 600 dollars for that toothbrush
Juuzou Suzuya Hit him up on Twitter, then.
601$ right here!
TooGood 601.01$ 8)
it obviously is the best toothbrush ever look at his teeth
+karolak kolo (karolakkolo123) $602
Mathew Santoro is the best Mathew Santoro
i have a haunted object but i wont sell to anyone
I'll give 3 potatoes.
I'll give 4
Zyan Alim 4 potatoes and a camel.
+Michael Reede all that, 2 camels and 5 demon rats from the abyss.
7 oranges 3 peanuts and the alphabet
New Zealand one is hilarious, maybe I'll try selling Kazakhstan for a buck
everyone know the meaning to life is 42
Can we get everything 42?
Eagle In A Beanie It's common to add numbers and then use them three times. Your number is 666. I doubt it's the meaning of life lol.
The answer is 7 hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
The guy who bought the ghost in a jar might have planned to hide it in his enemy's house
I'm selling air anyone
I want some. But I won't go higher then 1000$!
I want some. But I won't go higher then 1000$!
I'll sell you the country of Africa. And as a bonus, I'll throw in a jar of peanut butter.
💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵
I am selling a fart in a jar.
If people are going to buy this crazy crap then I'm going to sell my spine for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.50
Mrs Otaku ill buy it 🙋🏿💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💵
Mrs Otaku or maybe sell your cringy cartoon love
+7mnee 3 how about you sell your hair
Galaxy boy Trent triggered weeaboo
I will buy it I am a trillionaire
Dude I've seen someone selling an Air Guitar on ebay before
The weirdest thing I've seen on eBay was a replica of Jack Sparrow's jar of dirt.
Meaning of life
Why not go to the pet store and get a puppy and not use eBay
But what if you hate dogs and puppies
Its Ender i dont have a soul
I love matt but It physically hurt listening to him pronounce Brisbane
Ik lol
i was just thining of that.
its brisBORN, not brisBANE
no crashing planes here in australia. thats malasias job
Page Clayton it's actually brisBIN.
yeah i realised that about 5 minutes ago.
and yes i am australian, so that makes it even worse
Page Clayton yea im Australian aswell:)
The last one is useful.
Highly True!
Haha! I love the idea of an Aussie trying to sell New Zealand, no doubt he also threw in some free sheep jokes too.
1:28 Only in Arkansas...
lol true
finnthehu
Hey ***** , I saw your picture on one of those sites: "Why brits are paying 1£ for their Iphone! Find out this Dads's secret now!!" ... You're officially popular enough to be a click-bait ad LOL Congratz!
He's a Brit :0
ZQMO
He's Canadian... and...That's not... that's not the point! D:
+ZQMO You can clearly hear that he's definitely not British
+LifeOf Saswal I think everyone knows that
***** Dat Photobooth Challenge Danisnotonfire tho
I sell you haunted kidney
That last guy was actually genius
You can literally find everything on eBay
I can buy ur freedom on ebay?
Hah get rekt xD
Can I buy a giant squid?
The Infinity Ag No, but you can buy canned unicorn meat.
I'm surprised he didn't talk about the cardboard Wii U that was sold 90,000$.
Am i seriusly the only one considering to sell one of my kidneys?
Pablo Escobar No
Is the Canadian ebay spelled ebeh?
No and shut up
+Gurpreet Khosa to shut up, I'd first have to open up. And I'm not opening up to you.
Greg Heldt eh maybe
Likely not, he spelled it ebay on the title.
i feel like i'm the only person who finds this funny ._.
"A Florida man-"
Of course it's a Florida man...
Oh Matt my little Australian heart sank when you pronounced Brisbane as Bris-bane, I know it looks that way but it's Bris-bin. I thought Canada was on our side with pronunciation and spelling.
+Rhiannon Farrell Then change the spelling, Australia. Its fucking confusing the rest of us.
+Grumpy Cat I could say that for a lot of words, but English doesn't work that way. It doesn't take much effort to learn how to pronounce words correctly 😊
Rhiannon Farrell I am sorry but if I was to pronounce it like that I would sound like I have a lisp.
+Grumpy Cat Pronouncing Brisbane the correct way, makes you have a lisp? Have you ever heard someone say it out loud? Don't be ignorant. I would recommend saying it out loud yourself and realising how silly you just sounded saying it would make you have a lisp.
+Rhiannon Farrell You should see Rob Dyke trying to pronounce 'Edmonton'. These two are a duo of pronouncing place names horribly.
Guys I'm scared I'm home alone
Glen 9 xD
ima find you
Glen 9 open the door I'm about to pull up....it's cold as hell out here....
Glen Taylor ahhhhh
Glen yep... happened to me I don't like it...
You actually say Brisbane as (bris-ben)
Brisbane is the best
+JackTheBestB02PlayaEver That's actually how you say it. I know cos I'm australian.
brandon riley What? If you are talking to the OP he is telling Mathew how to pronounce it and is saying it correctly ( Bris - Ben ) and I live in Brisbane and literally everyone says it Bris-Ben...
its more like brisbin is how you pronounce brisbane
"So friends, when life gets you down... Sell that old life on e-bay and just buy a new one" Wise words from Matthew Santoro