10 DISTURBING Things Found Inside Living People!

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  • @theanubisfan10
    @theanubisfan10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    The craziest things found inside me were hopes and dreams that weren't completely shattered.

  • @Mr.-Roybot
    @Mr.-Roybot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1935

    With all the lists and facts Matt puts on TH-cam, I wonder what his search history looks like.

    • @Suruchi1223
      @Suruchi1223 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Roy Thingamajig I'd love to know 😂

    • @Jake-up6og
      @Jake-up6og 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Roy Thingamajig He's probably on the FBI watch list.

    • @Midnight_Rein
      @Midnight_Rein 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Why did you think he had to move?

    • @mc.gemstone
      @mc.gemstone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      must be pretty messy XD

    • @GroozmoicMusic
      @GroozmoicMusic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Roy Thingamajig with watch mojo posting at least 3 videos a day, think about their search history.

  • @nichogeier
    @nichogeier 8 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    I know an old lady who swallowed a fly...

    • @blair4935
      @blair4935 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @Shawn-rp4hv
      @Shawn-rp4hv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ahhh i remember that book from kindergarten... good times

    • @paigeriggs3665
      @paigeriggs3665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nick Geier perhaps she'll die

    • @nichogeier
      @nichogeier 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paigington that is and was my favorite kids book!

    • @justasmallchannel9433
      @justasmallchannel9433 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nahhhhhhhh

  • @charlotte822
    @charlotte822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    “Your own biological sibling could be inside you right now!”
    *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

  • @eg9589
    @eg9589 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Me when I'm watching one of Matthews videos:
    Me: come on! Come on! Please just finish I want to watch the next video! The next one looks so good but so does this one!

    • @vanillaboba7826
      @vanillaboba7826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That happens everyday of my life with everything on youtube lol

    • @kennimiller6229
      @kennimiller6229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @taupe599
      @taupe599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

    • @pigeonette1
      @pigeonette1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s what watch later is for

    • @Yourmom-xu9ys
      @Yourmom-xu9ys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @myinhuman5771
    @myinhuman5771 8 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    My uncle is a gynecologist and when he was delivering a baby the lady had diarrhea and when she pushed to give birth she "sprayed" 😂😂😂

    • @zorachandler3191
      @zorachandler3191 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      haha eeww

    • @yashbhide8933
      @yashbhide8933 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      what the hell😶😶😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @malachigamingandtalk9970
      @malachigamingandtalk9970 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Katkat88 oh I think id cause a drought with the shower id take after wards

    • @blankyboi1040
      @blankyboi1040 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Katkat88 Oh dear

    • @fluffanater1
      @fluffanater1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is cray cray! Poor doc!

  • @heichousimp8497
    @heichousimp8497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    I once had hope inside me! Thank God I had it removed just in time! Phew!

    • @kylie_6068
      @kylie_6068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Katie Roberts I once found happiness inside of me. It was sad.

    • @trinatilson3502
      @trinatilson3502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wonce had a soul...

    • @royearle1673
      @royearle1673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      whoa, me too! they also found a will to live, but they fortunatley removed both just in time!

    • @erickpereira2335
      @erickpereira2335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is when you wake up on monday

    • @royearle1673
      @royearle1673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@erickpereira2335 as a matter of fact, the surgery was conducted by dr. monday mcschool

  • @jackhunter3600
    @jackhunter3600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Ha, a snickers commercial about a guy who got a phone stuck up his butt because the motto for the commercial was "you're careless when your hungry" popped up before the video.

  • @jacesoze2814
    @jacesoze2814 8 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Matt going "OUCHIEMAMA!" and "Earmuffs Children, EARMUFFS!" always makes me laugh!

    • @HaruHarune
      @HaruHarune 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't forget "Which I'm now going to call 'Buzz Buzz McWangerton'"

    • @ladytalksalot4097
      @ladytalksalot4097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I replayed it a dozen times! Oddly hilarious!

  • @rainbowsprinkles5244
    @rainbowsprinkles5244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    My sister isn't inside of me but she still is stealing my nutrients STOP STEALING MY DONUTS

    • @alexdroid_3008
      @alexdroid_3008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rainbow Sprinkles haha same with my brother and he also steals my ice cream

    • @straleus
      @straleus 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rainbow Sprinkles my lil sis tortures me

    • @boredandihaveyoutube8175
      @boredandihaveyoutube8175 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rainbow Sprinkles Same

    • @akashiYami
      @akashiYami 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i want my sister removed she's a pain in my ass

    • @amazonbeefstick
      @amazonbeefstick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rainbow Sprinkles XDDDDDDDD

  • @Matthew-bf8lq
    @Matthew-bf8lq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    umm how do you not know there's a knife if your jaw

    • @Inlovegirl11
      @Inlovegirl11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matthew Noonan RIGHT

    • @NightmareKing0203
      @NightmareKing0203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do not know

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Adrenaline during the altercation and perhaps a tad bit of intoxication...

    • @MR-SINISTER76
      @MR-SINISTER76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SilverScaleMA then agaid how did it go unnoticed for 4 years

    • @Giraffe143
      @Giraffe143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It went in at a certain angle, and he did not feel it.

  • @frickethan
    @frickethan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Steve Harvey: What is something a doctor could pull out of a person?
    Contestant: A gerbil. (immediately cringes)

  • @ronnielee3393
    @ronnielee3393 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    How on earth does someone eat forks and spoons? I would think someone would get choked! Good grief!

    • @boredandihaveyoutube8175
      @boredandihaveyoutube8175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ronnie Lee Idk

    • @akashiYami
      @akashiYami 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i'd say idk but i seen sword swallowers

    • @DehyasHusband26651
      @DehyasHusband26651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is so incredibly bloody rare but there is a person its in the Guinness world records the guy has a metal desolving acid mixed with the hydrochloric acid already in his stomach. And his saliva has the same mix of acid allowing him to eat metal and digest it like normal food he has even eaten a whole cesna plane and more no joke look it up if you want to

    • @jamiasutton6425
      @jamiasutton6425 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe she said she ate it but put in up her butt

    • @lulumclaughlin1194
      @lulumclaughlin1194 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      People with bulimia also shove objects like forks down there throat as they have a more desensitized gag reflex, occasionally slipping and getting stuck

  • @_killer_-zl8zh
    @_killer_-zl8zh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Once there was a heart in my body

  • @arresttedrosadhanom741
    @arresttedrosadhanom741 8 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    What a historical moment!
    Your first ever video on this channel in U.S.A!

    • @petrisorlaurentiu3947
      @petrisorlaurentiu3947 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Blessings Joy your*

    • @arresttedrosadhanom741
      @arresttedrosadhanom741 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Assassin Jack Jones thanks.

    • @spencertheexpert
      @spencertheexpert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blessings Joy Not his first video in the US he has made tons of other videos while in the US, he even made a video at the white house.

    • @arresttedrosadhanom741
      @arresttedrosadhanom741 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Spencer King That's on his other Channel. I am talking about this Channel.

    • @spencertheexpert
      @spencertheexpert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blessings Joy oh ok my bad

  • @kubackilayla
    @kubackilayla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    that guy really hit the nail in the head

  • @Batgoat
    @Batgoat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Once in my life, I had a brain... Yep, I'm still looking for it... It's gotta be somewhere...

    • @SundanceMLD
      @SundanceMLD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AwesomeBrozo I’m looking for mine too

    • @angelineramirez6959
      @angelineramirez6959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same but i found it sadly😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @flarethewolf3967
      @flarethewolf3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably lost in the comments or something

    • @tacticstonk4740
      @tacticstonk4740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just duck taped my brain into my skull and I have my life tied to a chair

    • @randomdude9767
      @randomdude9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      X07 my brain is a mystery, the FBI tried to find it. Never happened

  • @boogirl337
    @boogirl337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    My mom's favorite case she was whilst she worked in a psych ward, where a psychotic womon wriggled out of her straightjacket (without untying ANY knots!) and walked around the hospital

    • @shaunajane4430
      @shaunajane4430 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello no I'd be out of that hospital faster than sonic an steroids XD

    • @CW-dl2dd
      @CW-dl2dd 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe she dislocated her shoulder like Riggs in Lethal Weapon

    • @eleanorhogan8643
      @eleanorhogan8643 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She sounds like a female version of Houndini.

  • @jackiedim7028
    @jackiedim7028 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    When i always watch santoro
    I cant remove my eyes from his shiny apollo like head

  • @moosegoosebtree419
    @moosegoosebtree419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My mums a nurse I hear stories like that all the time

  • @morgangobin6550
    @morgangobin6550 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I don't know why, but Matt's comedic timing is ON POINT today! XD

  • @Moth_Man98
    @Moth_Man98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Your expressions are by far my favorite part about your videos

  • @EthanSchmethan
    @EthanSchmethan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    *hears nail pun*
    I'm done with TH-cam

  • @jaimeatwell2306
    @jaimeatwell2306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    One of my biggest fears is a bug getting in my ear. It happened to my brother.
    Also I’m terrified of moths. So now I’m extra freaked out.

    • @erinthedemonhog2090
      @erinthedemonhog2090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For me, it'd be spiders cause I have arachnophobia

  • @toshiedoshie908
    @toshiedoshie908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    My mom is a nurse and whenever she comes home she has a story about an annoying person she worked with!😂👩‍⚕️

    • @hitlerkaverit2375
      @hitlerkaverit2375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My mom is also a nurse. When she came from work today she told me about this patient who had reported to be a vegetarian when he arrived to the hospital. Well, my mom brought him a sandwich for lunch. (only vegetables cuz he reported as a vegetarian. And the first sentence he said aftet getting the sandwich... he said:"Why doesn't this sanwich have any sausage in it?" my mom explained that he had reported as a vegetarian. The next thing he said "So? I don't eat meat but of course I eat sausages!"

    • @minsugageniusjjangjjangman5211
      @minsugageniusjjangjjangman5211 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ToshieDoshie
      Same...Same.

  • @jussomdude8506
    @jussomdude8506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    A man went to the hospital after waking up with an intense headache. It was found out that he was shot in the head by his wife in his sleep.

    • @samvoss6697
      @samvoss6697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did he not die?

    • @russianbear7832
      @russianbear7832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samantha Voss I guess it passed through the part of the brain that wasn’t vital.

    • @MetalMorphic7
      @MetalMorphic7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samantha Voss it depends on what type of gun and what bullets are used. So for example the heavier the bullet is, the faster it goes, thus causing more damage. It's all a matter of physics and how much damage the energy and bullet causes.

    • @ohyeahyeah156
      @ohyeahyeah156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      M E T A L say if it was a glock 9mm (which is a common weapon in America) he has more of a chance then a 50cal MG42, because the heavier the ammo and firepower the more force and energy (I'm a weapons guru :))

    • @MetalMorphic7
      @MetalMorphic7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah yeah yep exactly (lol I had no idea what kind of guns they were but yes what you said was correct)

  • @hyrumcovington9424
    @hyrumcovington9424 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    there was a guy who had a full size buzz light year in him and the doctor said you got a friend in him

    • @phoenix6930
      @phoenix6930 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hyrum Covington 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @parasolfreak
      @parasolfreak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hyrum Covington This comment legit killed me 😂😂😂

    • @54rober
      @54rober 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fluffetalks

    • @dewaynerichardson5895
      @dewaynerichardson5895 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @hyplexgaming9275
      @hyplexgaming9275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hyrum Covington I am fucking dying

  • @koreaboo2086
    @koreaboo2086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    it goes from ow to *OUCHIE MAMA*

  • @YourLocalMedic
    @YourLocalMedic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    If you had a plant in your lungs would you need to breathe?

    • @MrCatpigdog
      @MrCatpigdog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dood71 Omg, you are a genius

    • @DaveTheVader
      @DaveTheVader 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes, actually.
      One tiny lung-sized plant doesn't provide nearly enough oxygen for the human body.

    • @peanutbutter369
      @peanutbutter369 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      without sunlight the plant would take oxygen from you to survive. Photorespiration instead of photosynthesis :/

    • @anikosenpai8460
      @anikosenpai8460 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bob Le kkk

    • @noxian3006
      @noxian3006 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mo thats pretty cool

  • @user-lo1iv6tu6r
    @user-lo1iv6tu6r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    4:20 little did they know it wasnt an ordinary knife. It was A 1000 DEGREE KNIFE!

  • @yoshinimmo6105
    @yoshinimmo6105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    NAILED IT lmao

  • @ethangiles5563
    @ethangiles5563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Your voice is so comforting, any time I'm having a moment with my depression I play your videos and feel better. I love what you're doing, keep going at it bro ❤️

  • @bulgarianreaper6587
    @bulgarianreaper6587 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Dammit Matt I wanted to make the nailed it joke :D

  • @OFuchsia
    @OFuchsia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I had read about the last guy while I was trying to figure out what was going on with my large stomach. my mom thought I had my twin in my stomach, nope it was just a 40 lb tumor attached to my fallopian tube. quickest weight-loss I've had.

    • @alma3331
      @alma3331 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OhFuchsia well I'm glad you're okay now.

    • @stephenfiler3204
      @stephenfiler3204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was a ride from start to finish.

    • @jeffb-c
      @jeffb-c 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bitch what?

    • @asha_vere
      @asha_vere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OhFuchsia Oh wow! I hope you've made a good recovery! I've been concerned if I have a tumor because of my migraines and horrible stomach issues :(

    • @ernestochang1744
      @ernestochang1744 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well... i wish i could say something but m speechless kind of like when people tell you a pretty horrific story in real life that just happened to them but you dont know what to say so im like... if you dont have anything to say then dont say anything at all.............................. im a weird pancake im sorry '-'

  • @oceanside9508
    @oceanside9508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can never get enough of that background music, so much nostalgia! Please keep it forever xD

  • @jamesonmack5867
    @jamesonmack5867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When Matt said the doctors nailed the operation
    You could say he....
    hit the nail on the head with that analogy???

  • @CaelenSawyers
    @CaelenSawyers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    One time I swallowed McDonald's "food". It was worse than any of these.

    • @aidarasantanasantosfebres8177
      @aidarasantanasantosfebres8177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WTF

    • @electrodegaming568
      @electrodegaming568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Caelen Sawyers I ate some McDonalds once, I got food poisoning and 1 year later I ate McDonalds again and I hot food poisoning again

    • @lunathepotato5871
      @lunathepotato5871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Electrode Gaming you poor thing

    • @OhSoTiredMan
      @OhSoTiredMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i found a pickle in my sandwich and i ordered it without pickles.

    • @maggieguthrie3905
      @maggieguthrie3905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caelen Sawyers Lesson learned! !

  • @lemonfry26
    @lemonfry26 8 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    So what did they do with the last guy's parasitic twin brother? Did they just...throw him away? Did they give him to the mother? Am I the only one who cares?!

    • @joestaymotivated
      @joestaymotivated 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lemon Fry I care. We may never know.

    • @mrelephant2283
      @mrelephant2283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      he's living in my basement, i named him bob and he regularly vomits everywhere so i have hired several thousands maids to clean it up but every time they see bob they quit so yeah he's living in a room of vomit and he eats it for food. Pretty sure he died a few years ago and his corpse is down there but i'm not checking. It does smell terrible but that's probably just the puke.

    • @lemonfry26
      @lemonfry26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @Crystalwolf78
      @Crystalwolf78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      probably burned it

    • @neilisbored2177
      @neilisbored2177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "UGH wtf bro?" -That guy after he gave birth to his brother and/or some edgelord

  • @BlueJulie4
    @BlueJulie4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    one time i got a flintstones vitamin chewy and i found the bottle and stuffed it up my nose and i had to get it removed lmao

    • @deresehammond3154
      @deresehammond3154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A HAIR BALL A HAIR BALL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @sammysawyer2436
      @sammysawyer2436 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      but like that's probably something i'd do directly after i said i wouldn't

  • @ultimatedunce862
    @ultimatedunce862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love when Matthew makes funny videos like this I get a good laugh out of when he deflects the serious situation with humor!

  • @mistermoose-2926
    @mistermoose-2926 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I hate it when a knife lives in your head...

    • @mistermoose-2926
      @mistermoose-2926 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh I read the title wrong XD

    • @nina-gq9ko
      @nina-gq9ko 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mister Moose HD omg same I had to look up at the title after I read that

    • @ludocrious7898
      @ludocrious7898 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @andresg.7692
      @andresg.7692 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well that was akward

    • @zayds5946
      @zayds5946 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's even worse if a tape worm lives in your brain.

  • @shawncrawford6592
    @shawncrawford6592 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I broke my wrist in a motorcycle accident I'm binge watching TH-cam love the videos

    • @TritaniumYT
      @TritaniumYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shawn Crawford I hope you get better

    • @a.a.o772
      @a.a.o772 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get well!

    • @cogsnsprings
      @cogsnsprings 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Crawford I hope you get better! Be careful!

    • @nerbs_the_word
      @nerbs_the_word 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Crawford I feel bad. Get well

    • @bencns
      @bencns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shawn Crawford get well

  • @rAndyDandyO1702
    @rAndyDandyO1702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Congrats on the move to LA; I hope you enjoy the US!

  • @ihavetacosdownhere9627
    @ihavetacosdownhere9627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    once i was washing my face, i wanted to pee and then blood came out for some reason

  • @Villeful
    @Villeful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I had to get surgery to remove a piece of bone (about 1 cm in length?) from my left calf once, as I was finding it really painful to walk. However, we couldn't find where the bone had come from, as all the bones in my leg were fully intact :/

    • @Villeful
      @Villeful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And now look. I'm a skeleton, abnormally tall and I have a zombie for a girlfriend.

    • @th3randomn3rd74
      @th3randomn3rd74 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack Skellington, actually, it's not that rare for people to have extra bones. Google it

    • @ishikapintoo2370
      @ishikapintoo2370 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Skellington I have a extra bone in both of my feet and they are both fractured.

    • @acrybabyfellowisinmytphat5594
      @acrybabyfellowisinmytphat5594 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Skellington poor you when you were alive

  • @videoreviews7457
    @videoreviews7457 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    One time my friend licked a sidewalk.... a snail was found in her body... it was alive😖😱😫😷

  • @StormBlazePegasus
    @StormBlazePegasus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    lol the vibrator one happened to one of me house mate's boyfriend when they were experimenting. Cant remember how it was removed but he did go to A&E.

  • @feralpupboy
    @feralpupboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "I had to get a gerbil removed from my butt" any fellow hat fic survivors?

  • @Mesjach
    @Mesjach 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I almost threw up watching this...
    That being said, great video Mat!

    • @samtenthije2419
      @samtenthije2419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dovahslayer I threw up all the way

    • @iansaul5169
      @iansaul5169 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was eating while watching it, now I regret it.

    • @Kayla8ish
      @Kayla8ish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same... shouldnt have been eating....

    • @xavierxavier3610
      @xavierxavier3610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wasn't eating, but was still very disgusted.

  • @EnemyMine2000
    @EnemyMine2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ugh, gross. I don't care about the nails, utensils, vibrators, knives, hair and stuff. But the bugs creeped me out.
    The weirdest things ever stuck inside of my body:
    Some glass shards and a nail in my feet form playing outside barefoot, with very thin soles respectively during my childhood. Lots of crying was involved, but no doctors were needed.

  • @dynamix_9564
    @dynamix_9564 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    i found bones in my body 😃

  • @michaelraimondo1452
    @michaelraimondo1452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    And...... memes have sprouted.
    Just like that pea pod

  • @calliebutterfield9997
    @calliebutterfield9997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:24 thats why i eat fruit

  • @mia-on6dx
    @mia-on6dx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how he still has the same music from years ago

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Koda Lolliopidope Ikr. I love it.

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Koda Lolliopidope It has become sort of like an iconic part of the identity of Matt's videos. It really sets the mood for his videos.

  • @nuclear_blue
    @nuclear_blue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    BUZZ BUZZ MCWANGER TIN!

  • @pundertalefan4391
    @pundertalefan4391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I guess you could say they..." You're gonna say it, aren't you. "NAILED IT!" I knew it.

  • @TheMInecraftersXD
    @TheMInecraftersXD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well these have been added to my:
    "What to fear list"

  • @witchitskat5584
    @witchitskat5584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ... A few months after I watched this for the first time, a wasp flew into my mom's ear and continually stinging her. She drowned it with Alcohol but he got lodged behind her eardrum for a week before they could get it out due to swelling.

  • @unknownbriefgames2357
    @unknownbriefgames2357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    as soon as he said worms I said nope

  • @anantmishra4388
    @anantmishra4388 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Canada is losing TH-camrs to LA , 1th superwomen and now Matthew :(

  • @bugged-outmario1753
    @bugged-outmario1753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    how can you not tell the difference between something going into your skull and grazing your skull?

    • @lir207
      @lir207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rogiogio Tarucus Because we're not as aware of our bodies as we'd like to think. You can be tricked into feeling pain with the right set up. Take ghost sensations from missing limbs for instance. If you don't feel like or expect it impailed you, you might not know.

    • @bugged-outmario1753
      @bugged-outmario1753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lir207 or he was already dead on the inside

    • @ninjaked1265
      @ninjaked1265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The brain can't feel pain

    • @ngocly2297
      @ngocly2297 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      boi ur dumb the brain can't feel pain

  • @RememberRox
    @RememberRox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I remember reading about a woman who went in for stomach pains and they found a 40 something year old almost fully developed baby inside her. It had apparently died during the pregnancy but she never gave birth to it. Can't remember the details but it was so bizarre. It had grown into her intestines and was hard as stone.

    • @Alexia-du6cn
      @Alexia-du6cn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RememberRox I've read about that before. Apparently she was pregnant but the baby died and she didn't have enough money to remove it so she just kept it there

    • @Neri4x4
      @Neri4x4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RememberRox I saw that! I think it was in the Discovery Channel. I think it was called stone child.

    • @gordanramsey8747
      @gordanramsey8747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gross

    • @carleethe1st
      @carleethe1st 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw that! She suppressed giving birth after seeing another woman die from child birth. The labor lasted for multiple days until the baby died within her. She said that she believed that the baby was sleeping and would wake up when it was ready to be born.

  • @Tailikku1
    @Tailikku1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nixxiom thought of a good set of metal lyrics for the knife:
    "Knife in my skull"
    I can't feel a thing!
    (high pitched gasping/squeeling"
    But in his head, it sounded more metal than when he demonstrated it.

  • @TheArchangelSeth
    @TheArchangelSeth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I Got a lego stuck in my leg. can that make into the list?

    • @kerryhelton8760
      @kerryhelton8760 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm just Tea Guy Did you fall on it? o.O

    • @TheArchangelSeth
      @TheArchangelSeth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Normal lego stuff. got stuck under my foot. cried in pain. 24 hours. normal stuffffffff

    • @TritaniumYT
      @TritaniumYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm just Tea Guy As in, under the skin??

    • @himwiththesquaretoes9461
      @himwiththesquaretoes9461 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm just Tea Guy I hope you were all right, I only got a glass shard in my foot and impaled by a charger in my foot.

    • @lilygloekler8767
      @lilygloekler8767 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Gay From Below Skyrim. xD

  • @radiumbtw6543
    @radiumbtw6543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I had a bug go behind my eyeball

  • @hayleygajewski5042
    @hayleygajewski5042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    One time....... there was a baby in my moms stomach 😂😂😂😂😂😱

    • @yaboitony3145
      @yaboitony3145 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hayley Gajewski That's fucked up

    • @hayleygajewski5042
      @hayleygajewski5042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tony C it was a joke

    • @yaboitony3145
      @yaboitony3145 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hayley Gajewski I know.

    • @mrboerger1620
      @mrboerger1620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hayley Gajewski then it came out of her pee pee hole 😆

    • @JinjaOnHere
      @JinjaOnHere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hayley Gajewski OMG is she okay?? I hear kids take 10 years of your life!!

  • @carlylegatlin6632
    @carlylegatlin6632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I once stuck a bean in my ear. It actually started sprouting when it was finally removed.

  • @sunshinemitchell7253
    @sunshinemitchell7253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Good Plants vs Zombies joke.

  • @xan-de5178
    @xan-de5178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:09 He Was SUPER Hungry

  • @toustik5451
    @toustik5451 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Don't you hate it when you spend the last 36 years of your life inside another person?

  • @NoLeftTurns965
    @NoLeftTurns965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you were talking about the moth in the ear, I started to feel a tingle in my ear

  • @TheObservingConstalation
    @TheObservingConstalation 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    early squad WHERE YO AT?

    • @Tidenshi
      @Tidenshi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ilai steiner Lahoud i gotchu

    • @bread8718
      @bread8718 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyyyyy

    • @omgastronaut1408
      @omgastronaut1408 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where?

    • @megarayquazagaming2123
      @megarayquazagaming2123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ilai steiner Lahoud I'm here pretty early

    • @JamesD401
      @JamesD401 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ilai steiner Lahoud master-bating rn

  • @yoskyline3171
    @yoskyline3171 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man...I remember when I was subscribed Matt only had 900,000 subs.

  • @amandamullis2499
    @amandamullis2499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Through the entire video this was my face😨

  • @amandah2866
    @amandah2866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd love to see a part 2 to this video!

  • @dangeiger9796
    @dangeiger9796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    There’s something fishy about #3

  • @seaservalroyalty
    @seaservalroyalty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had a moth fly up my nose.. I sneezed and it came out my mouth. Yep, I'm still traumatized.

  • @mohammedyasin6152
    @mohammedyasin6152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Do 10 things no one knew about Bruce Lee

    • @malik87breaker
      @malik87breaker 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mohammed Yasin sounds exciting.

    • @mohammedyasin6152
      @mohammedyasin6152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chase Mclaughlin 10 times someone got arrested for being abusive and racist on social media***

    • @catsb98
      @catsb98 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mohammed Yasin Triggered

    • @malik87breaker
      @malik87breaker 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chase Mclaughlin You the guy? :P

  • @nerdyintrovert821
    @nerdyintrovert821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One time a friend of mine had a 2 inch long splinter removed from her arm. She though she just cut herself when she tumbled down a hill with a lot of debris on it but it was actually a thin piece of wood. Her skin grew around it and it became infected. She went a few days later to get it checked out and it was nasty...I was there when it was removed and this thing was not a smooth piece of wood.

  • @bossstar4770
    @bossstar4770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I went to the doctor one time because I was feeling wriggling inside my stomach, and when they cut me open, they found forty souls inside my stomach and chest.

  • @chiliman4588
    @chiliman4588 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I got a tape worm from school when I was in first grade

    • @rileypearson3236
      @rileypearson3236 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I was in first grade I had my first penis in my butt on the play ground felt like backwards pooping.

    • @kapooshe1385
      @kapooshe1385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      riley pearson ?? wtf

  • @tetails
    @tetails 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well there was a believe it or not story, of a dog that had swallowed a full knife in the kitchen. The owner didn't notice this until his dog, wouldn't eat his food for several day's on end. Yet that was till the vet took a(n) x-ray only to find a knife, that was in the dog's stomach that was able, to be taken out all by the vet himself right afterwards.

  • @miriambarnett2782
    @miriambarnett2782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I once had a bug in my ear. It about made me crazy till it finally came out. The wings were flapping in my ear. Now I sleep with something over my ears.

  • @nikb6029
    @nikb6029 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    plz dont watch this while eating

    • @lilyvonschoff8524
      @lilyvonschoff8524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nikith Boyapati I almost threw up

    • @moojuicee8979
      @moojuicee8979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nikith Boyapati *eats* *noodles* why???

    • @mariamdaha5515
      @mariamdaha5515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was eating breakfast but idk why I did not feel disgusted.. am I special lol I don't think so.

    • @minatonamikaze4973
      @minatonamikaze4973 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mariam Dahasamem

  • @ultrachara2818
    @ultrachara2818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The man with a pea in his lung was on monsters inside me.

  • @finnamonbun3593
    @finnamonbun3593 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mat has to research so many things I wonder what his search history looks like... 😂

  • @ruchirrawat8804
    @ruchirrawat8804 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how matt changes his tones in his videos
    sometimes when it gets too creepy, to balance it out, i watch these

  • @Cryptillian
    @Cryptillian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My uncle got in a car accident a super long time ago, and even since he had this large lump on his head, and after at least a decade (this happened last year) he felt something coming out of it and eventually went to the hospital to find it was a good chunk of plastic or metal (I'm not sure exactly what it was) making its way back out of his head o.O i remember asking him, what happened to the bump on your head.... for the longest time no one really asked him what it was 😂

  • @Drizzos
    @Drizzos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm hungry but the food isn't done yet... Ohh silverware... mmmmmm silverware

  • @maverichg5114
    @maverichg5114 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bug in the ear. Oshiete yoo... Oshiete yoo...

    • @MiniMagit
      @MiniMagit 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Hermansyah Lol I get it

    • @leviheichou9472
      @leviheichou9472 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Hermansyah YES. bitch. YES.

  • @zombiegirlfanter5569
    @zombiegirlfanter5569 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone that watches Matt has to Love his sense of humor! Matt you are awesome!

  • @matnicholson9469
    @matnicholson9469 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    How do you accidentally shoot yourself in the head with a nailgun while building a toolshed?

    • @ryanbishop3554
      @ryanbishop3554 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mat Nicholson that's what I said

    • @lilyvonschoff8524
      @lilyvonschoff8524 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Bishop same

    • @Chris-gu1mx
      @Chris-gu1mx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mat Nicholson the nails can ricochet it happened to me before but it hit my arm.

    • @matnicholson9469
      @matnicholson9469 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Ewert ok point taken

    • @NobleArch
      @NobleArch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Skull isnt a complete bone. There are gaps.

  • @JustAlex614
    @JustAlex614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Did the twin survive tho

    • @meredithblack2195
      @meredithblack2195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mmm... Probably not. Did you want it to? Its less of a thinking breathing human being and more of a ball of living flesh that stayed "alive" by absorbing that guys nutrition.

    • @zondrabarth4508
      @zondrabarth4508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meredithblack2195 I never realized how bad birth defects could be for pregnant women, no wonder that poor twin was fused inside her 1st son's body instead for 36 years.

    • @damanbro
      @damanbro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is what I want to know too, did it survive and if it did, for how long and how?

  • @rakesh010668
    @rakesh010668 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm going for a x ray today 😱😱

  • @sethflower2067
    @sethflower2067 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha when he said “there’s a nice visual for ya!”😂 7:45

  • @Chromaggia
    @Chromaggia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My ears started itching a lot after hearing the bug stories

    • @chris-mv3gf
      @chris-mv3gf 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the nocebo affect. It's like when you're talking about head lice, your head starts itching. When you're watching scary videos, you're hairs on your neck stand up. When someone says it's cold, you feel cold, etc.

  • @nicholaswest4189
    @nicholaswest4189 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I had a crap inside my body once

  • @samrakita4279
    @samrakita4279 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Last time I was this early Mathew had hair!

  • @christinahenry7307
    @christinahenry7307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love your videos ... they are so much fun to watch.