Old Country Buffet Training Video

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  • @_zaydenalt
    @_zaydenalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    will this list stop😢

  • @eamonwright7488
    @eamonwright7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2650

    “What’s the most you’ve ever lost in a coin toss?”
    -No Country Buffet for Old Men

    • @chenstormstout9456
      @chenstormstout9456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      No Buffet for Old Country.

    • @paperorpaper
      @paperorpaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao

    • @soccermommyNPC
      @soccermommyNPC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This is the best comment I have ever seen

    • @xavierviper
      @xavierviper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, this one is gold!

    • @Samael767
      @Samael767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "Do...do you like hot f-f-fudge sundaes?"

  • @zachmcmahon1
    @zachmcmahon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2599

    “Is it still hot out there?” He’s been held captive for months

    • @ChrisMFlorida
      @ChrisMFlorida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Meanwhile it's like snowing outside 🤣

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Is Jimmy Carter still President?

    • @fart_boss
      @fart_boss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmfao

    • @wesmantooth5908
      @wesmantooth5908 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChrisMFlorida 🤣

    • @gatorflight74
      @gatorflight74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My response..."Do I look like a fking weatherman?!

  • @KH-qy7fm
    @KH-qy7fm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +247

    Carver; “Is it still hot out there?”
    Customer; “You’re sweating on my ham.”

  • @jakecavendish3470
    @jakecavendish3470 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    If a guest ask for a thicker slice, always remember _you're_ the one with the knife

  • @JonasPolsky
    @JonasPolsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2962

    Engage guests with questions: "What do you think happens when we die?" "Which religion is your favorite?" "Was Frankenstein a real person?"

    • @PaulGaither
      @PaulGaither 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      "People often think that Frankenstein was the monster, but rather it is the name of the doctor who created him. However, upon reading the novel, you realize it was Dr Frankenstein who was the real monster."

    • @Sweeny_de
      @Sweeny_de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "Light small Talk"

    • @Floridaburg-
      @Floridaburg- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      “Epstein didn’t do it, here’s your roast beef”

    • @mr.peanutbutter6969
      @mr.peanutbutter6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "What's your social security number? "Oh you're not pregnant?"

    • @Floridaburg-
      @Floridaburg- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ever go rock climbing, ever play battletoads, ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight

  • @leeroyjenkins6061
    @leeroyjenkins6061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    "Does this haircut make me look handsome?"
    "Did you see that huge mess in the mens bathroom?"
    "What color are your underwear?"
    "Did you see that black kid making a scene earlier?"

  • @chrismoran2063
    @chrismoran2063 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Old Country Buffet 2023 training: "DO NOT talk to our underage guests, for the love of god."

    • @arianaalioth
      @arianaalioth 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      My friend works at IKEA. He was explicitly told if a child walks to him anf cant find their parents. Or if he finds a lost child. He is to first find a female associate 😂

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@arianaalioth what? They think women can't be child molesters?

    • @Dannyboy16434
      @Dannyboy16434 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@arianaalioththere’s female pedos too😂

    • @prw56
      @prw56 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mirzaahmed6589 I think they're playing the odds, common opinion is the female ones are less common (no idea if its true or not).

  • @IHWKR
    @IHWKR 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    Put this into perspective nearly 700,000 people have found this video to be more entertaining than anything on television.

  • @slowbro1337
    @slowbro1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1938

    You don't realise it but you're now a trained employee of Country Kitchen Buffet

    • @DocFleg
      @DocFleg ปีที่แล้ว +110

      ::looks into a mirror, and sees he is wearing the official Old Country Buffet carving station uniform::
      Alright.

    • @latinochico1988
      @latinochico1988 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I'm waiting for my W-2

    • @QueLastima
      @QueLastima ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@latinochico1988 Maybe if you stopped carving beef in the bathroom, you'd have been able to keep that job.

    • @longjohn84
      @longjohn84 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      haha oh shit 🤣

    • @DCI-Frank-Burnside
      @DCI-Frank-Burnside ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ohhh, that's why I was advising some random person that the thinner slices are more tender.

  • @BehindYouSir
    @BehindYouSir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    “Did you catch the hot fudge sundae last night?”
    “Alright.”

    • @joshallen128
      @joshallen128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Did you catch the hot fudge last Sunday night

    • @ganzonomy
      @ganzonomy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm dead 😂🤣

    • @Warholy
      @Warholy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "It's my favorite!"

    • @AngelTechno
      @AngelTechno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gimmie that…

    • @Rountree1985
      @Rountree1985 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AngelTechno what is this reference to “gimme that” that I keep seeing?

  • @midnightrider7648
    @midnightrider7648 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Carver asking child: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
    "Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?"

    • @kalvingoodlaxson
      @kalvingoodlaxson 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

    • @user-pj7ge5tr2v
      @user-pj7ge5tr2v 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You beat me to it!! 😂😂😂 Sooo Billy

    • @IloveJellow
      @IloveJellow 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "alright!"

  • @culttelevision
    @culttelevision 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    This feels like a kidnapper video where the protagonist is so psychotic he’s created the whole restaurant concept as a psyop.

  • @rustyshackelford312
    @rustyshackelford312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    You could also try mixing the greetings.
    Carver: "Did you catch the game last night?"
    Customer: "No. Who won?"
    Carver: " Lasagna. Because it's always a winner."

    • @brandonellis8111
      @brandonellis8111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      🤣

    • @cmarentic
      @cmarentic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I just shit my pants laughing 😂

    • @mattitude2471
      @mattitude2471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Okay that was an excellent joke

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cmarentic ewww

    • @SuperKillerdreams
      @SuperKillerdreams ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This was pure gold 😂❤️ thank you sir, and I love the rusty shackelford with Dale gribble 😂 we need more people like you in this world

  • @bootcampassistant3301
    @bootcampassistant3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1664

    I just came to here to hear “alright” one last time

    • @Durrpadil
      @Durrpadil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Ok but have you tried the lasagna? It's my favorite.

    • @Durrpadil
      @Durrpadil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Sabp 💩

    • @dm3402
      @dm3402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      _Alright._

    • @David-bc4rh
      @David-bc4rh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I do not start my day without it.

    • @fcukugimmeausername
      @fcukugimmeausername 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All right

  • @ThommyofThenn
    @ThommyofThenn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +281

    This man is a true professional. Notice how he raises his inflection and tone when conversing with the children. This shows how he is not a threat

    • @Solidsteakx
      @Solidsteakx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or a pedophile

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Fun fact, he murdered them later that night.

    • @rigel2112
      @rigel2112 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She is the next days roast to carve @@Nickelodeon81

    • @PurpleSkie
      @PurpleSkie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      The way he talks to the kids creeps me out.

    • @rayluc25
      @rayluc25 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@PurpleSkie You just need more training

  • @TomSmith-kc8mz
    @TomSmith-kc8mz ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I imagine this man is still driving his 1991 red Dodge Spirit to his job as a master carver at a local casino buffet

    • @zcorpalpha2462
      @zcorpalpha2462 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He actually jokes about this video and is extremely successful & partially retired

    • @zcorpalpha2462
      @zcorpalpha2462 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He did well in Wall Street

    • @michaelburman2108
      @michaelburman2108 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zcorpalpha2462what’s his name

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@zcorpalpha2462 so, did he catch the game last night?

    • @edwardvangunst388
      @edwardvangunst388 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mirzaahmed6589alllllright

  • @slugcult1973
    @slugcult1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    I just realized that I'm willingly watching a friggin video that people were forced to watch so they can work a job that paid the lowest amount of money allowed by law.

    • @markvito746
      @markvito746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yea I know and you can't even tip the poor guy lol

    • @makinbacongreasyagain968
      @makinbacongreasyagain968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Now you actually have a skill though and aren’t such a worthless piece of shit

    • @bardolomaios2g301
      @bardolomaios2g301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@makinbacongreasyagain968 I mean, knowing how to bleed a lamb is a useful skill too but I don't see how it plays any part in judging a person's worth.

    • @slugcult1973
      @slugcult1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@makinbacongreasyagain968 Don't try to sell me short. Give credit where credit's due. I'm a TREMENDOUSLY worthless piece of shit.

    • @GTRSv
      @GTRSv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

  • @NoGGy
    @NoGGy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    "Do you think this knife could cut through human flesh?"

    • @Daddy-ue1du
      @Daddy-ue1du 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If I say yes will you stab me?
      That’s not a request by the way.

    • @sea9994
      @sea9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you think we should have gave her the whole pig or was the Bun enough.

    • @youtubesensors7019
      @youtubesensors7019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No

    • @michaelpryor78
      @michaelpryor78 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@youtubesensors7019 Jodi Arias begs to differ

    • @LanceABoyle
      @LanceABoyle ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you on your period?

  • @roberthollander4522
    @roberthollander4522 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Thinner slices are more tender, though...." Ok, give me 75 thin slices.

    • @honestdave
      @honestdave 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      "Well fuck."

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Alright, but I’m going to engage you in infernally trivial, non-stop chit-chat about sundaes and how hot it is outside whilst I laboriously cut paper thin slices off this massive hunk of ham for you, and pause for four minutes every 10-15 slices to hone the edge of my knife and rub the sneeze guard with my greasy towel

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thicker slices lessen the chances of injury

    • @honestdave
      @honestdave 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Cjnw So many questions 🤣

    • @julesgamingnstuff
      @julesgamingnstuff 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They GOTTA honor your request, that's the rule!

  • @cmonman7664
    @cmonman7664 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Man looks like a 5 star chef with his attire, but got paid like a 1 star fast food cook.

  • @KingKimwer
    @KingKimwer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    "Grease and meat scraps spoil the appearance of your station." Meanwhile the roast beef looks like a tree trunk

    • @wordman3624
      @wordman3624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Come on. I've always wanted my roasts to look like they got caught in a nuclear explosion.

    • @bibfortuna298
      @bibfortuna298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      looks alright to me

    • @andythefork
      @andythefork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@bibfortuna298 alright.

    • @KingKimwer
      @KingKimwer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bibfortuna298 alright.

    • @shuffickstargazer
      @shuffickstargazer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KingKimwer lol

  • @guaceldono7231
    @guaceldono7231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    I like to imagine that this man still works there every day at the carving station, asking socially awkward questions in an oblivious way while sweating profusely, as 80’s jazz plays in the background

    • @GreatBirdOfHope
      @GreatBirdOfHope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He has videos on TH-cam on his own channel

    • @ianjaynes5235
      @ianjaynes5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@GreatBirdOfHope what is his channel??

    • @GreatBirdOfHope
      @GreatBirdOfHope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ianjaynes5235 not sure. I came across it almost a year ago now. But the same guy has it someone here could direct you better but dude really is on YT

    • @timboslice45
      @timboslice45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ianjaynes5235 I think his channel is called "The Carver guy"

    • @mr.joshua204
      @mr.joshua204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Whats the dudes name, anyways? I feel like his name is like.... Jim, or jay

  • @nicholasmudrinic4464
    @nicholasmudrinic4464 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Is it still hot out there"?
    "Sir, it's the middle of winter."

    • @bullsfan0323
      @bullsfan0323 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I’m dead.

    • @dantheman9919
      @dantheman9919 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tucsonans in the comments: ._.

    • @jesusisherelookbusy
      @jesusisherelookbusy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      “Alllright!”

    • @Sgtturtle22
      @Sgtturtle22 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dantheman9919520 here lol 😂

    • @Sgtturtle22
      @Sgtturtle22 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      “I’m sorry….have you ever been held captive for 6 months?”

  • @justinb2824
    @justinb2824 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    "Sometimes our guests feel like when they paid for the meal, they were left all alone!"
    Bro, that's what I loved about the restaurant. More of that please.

    • @Paramount531
      @Paramount531 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree, when we had one it was nice to go on a night when it wasn't busy and just be left the hell alone.

  • @ShallowPhilosopher
    @ShallowPhilosopher ปีที่แล้ว +956

    No one could've told me when I was a kid in the 90s I'd be watching this in '23 for some form of entertainment. And I have no idea why I am.

    • @briangleason5597
      @briangleason5597 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      We are in the same boat, I am 44 this takes me back to simpler times I guess.

    • @emilymann1175
      @emilymann1175 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @jberry434
      @jberry434 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Did you catch the game last night?

    • @nilz9397
      @nilz9397 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yup snap 43, and watching from the UK!!!

    • @SuperHogwart
      @SuperHogwart ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i’m on my 8th minute and shockingly more entertained than if i were to have watched netflix

  • @jeffboomhauer2724
    @jeffboomhauer2724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    “You know this isn’t the only type of meat I serve here.”

    • @DA_BOID
      @DA_BOID 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Cue bad lighting and corny instrumental funk.

    • @jesusisherelookbusy
      @jesusisherelookbusy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DA_BOID Like this? th-cam.com/video/KNubhJSc69g/w-d-xo.html

    • @joblow5517
      @joblow5517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @markmooney8055
      @markmooney8055 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boom-chika-wow-wowwwwww!

    • @commycasty
      @commycasty ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hi, care for some ham or beef? Ham..
      You know my names Giovanni Georgio, but everybody calls me Georgio. (Slams the entire ham onto their plate, unbuttons shirt to reveal a dynamite vest and presses the little red button).

  • @nmphotog
    @nmphotog 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The slow zoom-out cinematography really put you into that 80s mood of hopelessness.

  • @sanpuru1969
    @sanpuru1969 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Do you remember the first time you saw your father step out of the shower?"
    "Did you hear about the body they found in the abandoned car out in the parking lot?"
    "Do you know why there's a hole in the stall divider in the men's restroom?"
    "Why do you think the age of consent in Angola is 12?"

    • @rdred8693
      @rdred8693 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jesus, 🤣 I have tears running down my face

  • @Magdred
    @Magdred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    02:12 "we don't limit the fkn ham"
    Hahaha still the best

  • @chenstormstout9456
    @chenstormstout9456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    He sounds like he’s about to cry when asking about the sundaes. Like he’s reliving some sort of trauma involving ice cream.

  • @quincynufc
    @quincynufc ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “To what extent do you think that Mussolini was an effective leader?”

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Of the Italian Railways, definitely. Everything else, not so much.

    • @kelseywillow8110
      @kelseywillow8110 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @Trashpanda86
    @Trashpanda86 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    It’s crazy that there were people at one time taking this video seriously and watching this intensely trying not to miss a thing so they could land this job. Now here I am 25 years later watching it as entertainment while i puff on my dab pen. Life is wild 😳

  • @j.vinton4039
    @j.vinton4039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    We are all now trained carvers for the Old Country Buffet. Now let’s get out there and ask if people like hot fudge sundaes!

    • @michaelaeschbacher4648
      @michaelaeschbacher4648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Specifically, ask *little kids* if they like hot fudge sundaes

    • @lysergicpillamyd483
      @lysergicpillamyd483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Alright

    • @Forgan_Mreeman
      @Forgan_Mreeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      did they ever send you your certificate?

    • @Douglas.Kennedy
      @Douglas.Kennedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I try to slip a few of these phrases into every conversation ☺️🔪

    • @markvito746
      @markvito746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Burr Anderson sneeze guard is a more sanitary way of saying dandruff and psoriasis flakes guard

  • @sajateacher
    @sajateacher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    If a customer asks for a thicker slice, say something like: “hmm... you look like you could use a thinner slice...”

    • @chelsieverbal2486
      @chelsieverbal2486 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kuronatsu
      @kuronatsu ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm…..you look like an absolute prick.

    • @octagonseventynine1253
      @octagonseventynine1253 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @Eric-sn4qz
      @Eric-sn4qz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then the customer replies, if you don’t cut me a thick slice of Beef I’ll rip your arms off and stick them in your pocket. Now start slicing you 2 dollar an hour Punk

    • @blacksheddie1972
      @blacksheddie1972 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Get real, thinner slices are more tender

  • @chinlin1646
    @chinlin1646 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I used to work here. I recall watching this video and taking notes..trying to impress the higher ups that i was taking thia seriously.

    • @come_on_barbie_123
      @come_on_barbie_123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 omg, i know that move too. *Pen on your chin*

    • @darcysines1858
      @darcysines1858 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Alllllright

  • @rbeeler81
    @rbeeler81 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Once the VHS tape warps, the server will be asking "have you decided how hot it is outside?" or "Did you catch the lasagna last night?"

  • @gaearadan3379
    @gaearadan3379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    I'm not watching the e-courses that I've paid and are relevant to my career but I'm watching this.

  • @yakmaniac
    @yakmaniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    "can I just eat here with you at the carving table?"

    • @119Agent
      @119Agent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That is actually quite sad. I have seen people eating alone at a buffet and wonder when the last time they had a meal with another person.

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I go to the buffet because I want a ton of food and I don’t want people to bother me.

    • @maxwellhowig510
      @maxwellhowig510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, I think that's why Country Buffet went outta business; they kept letting people eat at the carving station and Covid made em unable to function.

    • @rashoietolan3047
      @rashoietolan3047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@119Agent love solo feasts
      Language is a gift and I
      Don’t want to talk while I eat
      It’s time to put them
      Cranial nerves to work

    • @Douglas.Kennedy
      @Douglas.Kennedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only if I can get my hot fudge sundae delivered

  • @Dudeitsmeee
    @Dudeitsmeee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    After his shift, this man drives his '04 Honda Civic back to his one bedroom apartment in the small group of apartments on the corner of Elm and Oak streets. After a short relaxing shower, so as not to use too much hot water, he sits in his reading chair next to a small end table with a soft lamp. No television for this man, it's the devil's work! He pours himself a stiff glass of whole milk, because it's Friday and he wants to treat himself. He then opens up his leatherbound bible his parents got him last Christmas and takes up where he left off last night. Paying for seminary school isn't cheap, plus the church needs his tithings, so he is glad he chose to work the carving station at Old Country Buffet. It's a BIIG responsibility!

    • @garrett9769
      @garrett9769 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I love this! ❤😂😂😂

  • @precisionbones
    @precisionbones ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Dudes royalties from this must be off the charts.

    • @thejanitor769
      @thejanitor769 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      His royalties include either ham or beef

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't think you can make royalties from TH-cam uploads.

  • @brbrdeng9122
    @brbrdeng9122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    This man is the embodiment of "I hate my job but I have bills to pay despite the crappy salary I have here in this soul sucking establishment"

    • @jdtroup198683
      @jdtroup198683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So a person who has only fans account

    • @nicolee2649
      @nicolee2649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought I was gonna die of laughter reading your comment!

    • @trevorperkins4585
      @trevorperkins4585 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The professional NPC

    • @GreatPharaohImara
      @GreatPharaohImara ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @hyfyre4704
      @hyfyre4704 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great comment 😂

  • @nick56677
    @nick56677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    1:36 start conversations with children by saying something like this:
    What grade are you in at school?
    "Or this..."
    Do you think Bush did 9/11?
    "Or this..."
    You like hot fudge sundaes?

  • @Patthebat76
    @Patthebat76 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The moment his voice cracked about the lasagna question, I knew this was a man in trouble

  • @willd4731
    @willd4731 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "what do you think of vaccines?"
    "Did you get your booster yet?"

  • @agjones2009
    @agjones2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Server to kid: Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
    Chris Hansen: Take a seat right over there.

    • @mreynol1
      @mreynol1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Right!!!!! The tone of his questions felt so creepy...lol!

    • @michaelpryor78
      @michaelpryor78 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The heat outside the restaurant just crept inside

    • @animathehallowed1380
      @animathehallowed1380 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuckin lol

    • @jasonf4626
      @jasonf4626 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn hilarious

    • @nicholasegg0284
      @nicholasegg0284 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

  • @ThatOnlyAsianGuy
    @ThatOnlyAsianGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    A grown man asking a child "what grade are you in" is a life time prison sentence.

    • @navdeepbajwa3830
      @navdeepbajwa3830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Edp445 is typing...

    • @oliveryt7168
      @oliveryt7168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Only in the paranoid USA, where a potential serial killer can buy a shotgun at Walmart. But everyone, who asks such a (weird) question, is presumably a child-diddler.....

    • @Jimbum34
      @Jimbum34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why ?

    • @Black_Aces
      @Black_Aces 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Back then people didn't think this way

    • @shazaidi
      @shazaidi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was going to post a comment, but I decided searching for it. Yeah, this is an old video because if this was redone in 2021 they would not tell you to talk to children. LOL

  • @thereisnosanctuary6184
    @thereisnosanctuary6184 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "May I have more meat?"
    "HOW CAN YOU HAVE MORE MEAT IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR RICE PUDDING??!!"

  • @jeffryhammel3035
    @jeffryhammel3035 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The old buffets were the bomb. Most of the customers had compassion for the employees, and there were actually some good tips.

    • @zcorpalpha2462
      @zcorpalpha2462 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea, today they curse out the worker 😂

    • @ulik1712
      @ulik1712 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol nothing could be further from the truth

    • @sniperslim
      @sniperslim 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I know right! nowadays I kinda feel like I’m on my own..

    • @KarlBaron
      @KarlBaron 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@sniperslim Do you like hot fudge sundaes?

    • @trentbateman
      @trentbateman 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@ulik1712people were more respectful 30-40 years ago I feel. Nowadays they’ll mess with people just to post for clout

  • @jkimva703
    @jkimva703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    When I was 8 years old this was my dream job. I’m 38 now. This is still my dream job.

    • @tumbleweed4315
      @tumbleweed4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s sad. I miss old country Buffett. 😔

    • @Smodlee
      @Smodlee ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1984

    • @Blitzkrieg_716
      @Blitzkrieg_716 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Is it still hot out there?

    • @NK029
      @NK029 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm now 38 and worked this job when I was in high school. A dream, it was not.

    • @MilkBeverage
      @MilkBeverage ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@NK029 did you like the hot fudge sundaes?

  • @idcyco3623
    @idcyco3623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    I loathe small talk, just let me eat my overpriced subpar food in peace.

    • @BrookieCooki84
      @BrookieCooki84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Is it still hot out there?

    • @outlaw451
      @outlaw451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah, im not into chatting with staff at any restrsunt.

    • @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838
      @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Awlrite!

    • @orphnemusic6788
      @orphnemusic6788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not me!
      I like to get drunk on cheap rot gut they serve and air dirty laundry!
      Beats paying a shrink...🤗

    • @119Agent
      @119Agent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      To be fair this guy doesn’t seem to give a duck about the customer either as he is clearly in pain having to communicate with people.

  • @hhds113
    @hhds113 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Server: "Have you ever been in a cockpit before?"
    Customer: "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before"
    Server: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

  • @whatutalkinboutwillis6122
    @whatutalkinboutwillis6122 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:46 sounds like he is trying to lure her into a van 😂

  • @NEWDAWN24
    @NEWDAWN24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    “Is it still hot fudge sundae out there yet?”

    • @TheRoMandaloriaN
      @TheRoMandaloriaN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣 This one got me!
      Haha

    • @face3408
      @face3408 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed for 20min about this

    • @adamrainis90
      @adamrainis90 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beat me to it lol

  • @nyy190343
    @nyy190343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "Thinner slices are more tender, you can always come back for more"
    Woman envisioning herself on the carving board if she says no:
    "Okay"

    • @HTSGOSU
      @HTSGOSU ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because of the implication

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "I think I want to come back for more, right now..."
      **porno music starts**

    • @ryancooper2901
      @ryancooper2901 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Her response no I'm full I have roids 😂

  • @tommyfrompowerrangers
    @tommyfrompowerrangers ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I love training videos like this because it clearly shows the people who put it together have never worked in customer service. Imagine asking customers these kinds of questions and expecting them to not respond as if you use poop as shaving cream.

    • @michellebatzel5809
      @michellebatzel5809 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dan-di9jd
      @Dan-di9jd ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would just ask the questions but never do a follow up. "Did you catch the game last night?" "Yes" **silent** I did what I was trained to do!

    • @DayTripperCrack
      @DayTripperCrack ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Top 10 greatest comments

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is it still hot out there?

    • @licensedprofessional4742
      @licensedprofessional4742 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Welcome to Old Country Buffet. Would you like a steamy side of poop slathered in shaving cream? 😂

  • @18dvine
    @18dvine 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Just when i thought i lost it in the Lasagna... hot fudge Sundays just had to make an entrance. My wife is giving me funny looks right now, she has no idea what I'm laughing at 😂😂😂

  • @Bigzeebear
    @Bigzeebear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    CARVING STATION JIM
    “Do you like hot fudge sundaes?”
    CUSTOMER
    “Yes I love them!!”
    CARVING STATION JIM
    “Would you like to come over to my house tonight and have one?”
    CUSTOMER
    “Umm no thank you”
    CARVING STATION JIM
    “aaaaallrigt”

    • @ChrisMFlorida
      @ChrisMFlorida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Don't forget to try the cream pie it's amazing.

    • @cloudrise
      @cloudrise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO

    • @deannar2190
      @deannar2190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sinjinator
      @Sinjinator ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🥧

    • @TheTakeOver2021
      @TheTakeOver2021 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahah!!!!!!

  • @ArvelCrynyd
    @ArvelCrynyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Your conversations with customers should begin like this:
    “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

    • @wolfeusmc2011
      @wolfeusmc2011 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not a story management would tell you

  • @Livelaughlimpbizkit
    @Livelaughlimpbizkit 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    So glad I found this gem, the mullets, the sputtering of the vhs, *chefs kiss* perfection

  • @agp11001
    @agp11001 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That guy is absolutely stoned out of his mind and I love this hero of the industry for it.

  • @crs290
    @crs290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Don't forget: Every 10th customer is your replacement while you go on break."

  • @TESkyrimizer
    @TESkyrimizer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I feel like store owners overestimate how much the average buffet customers enjoys small talk.

    • @daveintheAM
      @daveintheAM ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "Remember, the customer loves to stand with a plate of food talking about meaningless stuff"

    • @draneym2003
      @draneym2003 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'm already having to make awkward small talk at the table, can't I get one place to take a break?

    • @user-cr3ti1vj6f
      @user-cr3ti1vj6f 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@draneym2003 that's what the bathroom stalls are for

  • @grapefruitm00n
    @grapefruitm00n 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Have you tried the lasagna? It’s my favorite.”
    “My parents both died of eating poisoned lasagna.”
    “All right!”

  • @EukalyptusBonBon
    @EukalyptusBonBon ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you are assigned to the cheese station, try to open the conversation like this:
    “Do you know that Webster english dictionary define smegma as cheese like substance found around the head of penile”

  • @BlackBriar0204
    @BlackBriar0204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2269

    “So what’s your opinion on the Jews?”

    • @LeonelLAURE
      @LeonelLAURE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Jews need to be respected more

    • @user-fq7tv2lo6e
      @user-fq7tv2lo6e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      hehe, that always breaks the ice..

    • @josiahcruz9678
      @josiahcruz9678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Gypsycrusader reference

    • @SC-dw3jz
      @SC-dw3jz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Inquisition now.

    • @Lord_of_the_Pies
      @Lord_of_the_Pies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      alrighty

  • @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838
    @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    _”Have you seen blood in the moonlight? It appears quite black”_
    *Making friendly conversations like this is a big part of greeting and serving guests*

    • @wesmantooth5908
      @wesmantooth5908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A robin redbreast in a cage puts all of Heaven in a rage

    • @GreatBirdOfHope
      @GreatBirdOfHope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No grandma! I've been a good boy!

    • @heatherhearn4398
      @heatherhearn4398 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A righteous man before you stands
      A hero in these filthy lands
      A brother in arms and heart it’s true
      Too bad was really hoping you’d get it too

    • @TylerDurden-oy2hm
      @TylerDurden-oy2hm ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh a hannibal lecter quote, how nice

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It puts the hamslice on the plate!

  • @TheTakeOver2021
    @TheTakeOver2021 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This guy went from carver in training …to the assistant carver…to Carving manager…to store manager…to franchise owner where no on shows up so hes left to carve…its the country buffet circle of life.

    • @os2386
      @os2386 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He's actually a CEO of another company. He personally responded in one of the videos explaining what he did in his career.

  • @rmasco71
    @rmasco71 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They should make an updated version
    -I can’t serve you without a mask
    -how’s the climate change treating you?
    -are you enjoying the Summer Of Love?
    -do you have any percs?
    -All right

  • @austinbowman503
    @austinbowman503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “ Have you tried the Cleveland Steamer? It’s my favorite.”

  • @ontologicallysteve7765
    @ontologicallysteve7765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    2:12 "We don't limit the fu*king ham".
    Well, okay then.

  • @zvenafnazbalji7539
    @zvenafnazbalji7539 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    *"Is it still hot out there?"*
    *"Dude, it's literally snowing outside."*
    *"Oh...."*

    • @honestdave
      @honestdave 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Can you tell my family that I miss them?"

    • @juan_castellanos19
      @juan_castellanos19 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      “Allllright”

  • @forexdragon
    @forexdragon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've never met a carver so friendly in my life - this guy is a natural. I love his high-pitched voice too.

  • @alextaylor8283
    @alextaylor8283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I don’t think I have, nor will I ever again, see a man with a mullet in a gourmet chef outfit.

    • @chernobylcoleslaw6698
      @chernobylcoleslaw6698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Drip game outta the galaxy

    • @crazydrummer181
      @crazydrummer181 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I worked with a chef who rocked one. This was in the 2010’s also.

  • @huskerfan4life
    @huskerfan4life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "What about those games yesterday?"
    "This is your 4th trip up, have you even tried the salad bar"

  • @PatrickCraig-lh5is
    @PatrickCraig-lh5is ปีที่แล้ว +109

    This brings back warm memories. My parents (gone since 2015) used to eat at the Old Country pretty regularly, and I remember the servers always being very pleasant and personable. I absolutely loved the Spinach Marie!

    • @DdW85
      @DdW85 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You should try the lasagne!

    • @dereka91
      @dereka91 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The lasagna is my favorite!

    • @jakecavendish3470
      @jakecavendish3470 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Do you like hot fudge sundaes? If you do meet me out in the bushes after 10pm

    • @PatrickCraig-lh5is
      @PatrickCraig-lh5is ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jakecavendish3470 Nom nom nom

    • @Dan-di9jd
      @Dan-di9jd ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I recall every restaurant I went to in the 90s was very pleasant and memorable experience. I don't know if I wasn't paying attention or what, but I always liked all the places Pizza Hut, Burger King, McDonalds, and Old Country Buffet. They all had employees that I recall were very nice, and did whatever they could to make sure you were happy. These days, you go into places, you're literally on your own. It seems like no one really cares and everyone is only looking out for themselves. I notice the biggest issue is that most of the people working behind the counters are trying to make a living. Back when I was growing up, these places were places you worked at for "fun." I had a job at 16 at McDonalds, and such and only a couple of folks there were working there for a living whereas myself and many others were just 16 years old working to make some extra cash to buy junk. I think that's the most major change between then and now in terms of why you get such bad service.

  • @Movie_Games
    @Movie_Games ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "hey, I never asked you... do you like Guacamole?"

  • @bw550
    @bw550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    1:46 Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

    • @Durrpadil
      @Durrpadil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Poopy poopies

    • @ZX-ou5op
      @ZX-ou5op 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Do you like movies about gladiators? You ever been in a Turkish prison?

    • @djamesv
      @djamesv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ZX-ou5op Do you like to hang around the gymnasium?

    • @nickatnights
      @nickatnights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Do you like your meat cut?

    • @thenifell
      @thenifell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What kinds of medication do your parents take?

  • @mark6302
    @mark6302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    that job looks like hell on earth

    • @maverickanderson2970
      @maverickanderson2970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All kitchen jobs are kind of hell

    • @girxama2163
      @girxama2163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Earth is hell on earth

    • @ScreaminEmu
      @ScreaminEmu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Have you tried the lasagna? I've lost the will to live!"

  • @18dvine
    @18dvine 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is one of the few videos that will make me laugh uncontrollably like I was hit with The Jokers toxic laughing gas

  • @gybe00
    @gybe00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Gimme that

    • @Durrpadil
      @Durrpadil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Allllright

    • @djamesv
      @djamesv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Give you what? The whole hunk of meat?

    • @Durrpadil
      @Durrpadil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@djamesv Did you try the lasagna?

    • @djamesv
      @djamesv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Durrpadil , no, but I like hot-fudge sundaes!

    • @Durrpadil
      @Durrpadil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@djamesv LOL

  • @thebaddestogre-3698
    @thebaddestogre-3698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "What grade are you in?"
    "What is your favorite color?"
    "What's your opinion on Hillary's emails?"

  • @lostfan5054
    @lostfan5054 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Here I am in 2023 watching a training video for a restaurant I've never heard of.

  • @jonservo
    @jonservo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did you see the game last night?
    Cthulhu: I…am…eternal……child! I….am….the…eater…of…worlds!
    So…a thicker slice then?
    Cthulhu: ……………………yes, please.

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 ปีที่แล้ว

      I SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL, MEATBAG!
      ---Yug-Shuggoth, Devourer of Filth

  • @Duck0fDoom
    @Duck0fDoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Straight up roasts the very first dude right off the bat lmao

  • @maxolydian9115
    @maxolydian9115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “Have you decided what dessert you’re going to have?” is the greatest voice crack in history

  • @alann5003
    @alann5003 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watched this for laughs only to realize later I am now a fully trained prospective meat slicer.

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s really got that little girl in the hot seat. 4 rapid fire questions in a row.

    • @ScreaminEmu
      @ScreaminEmu ปีที่แล้ว

      "Do you honor bookit in this sh*thole?"

  • @windymohamed9182
    @windymohamed9182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    what time do your parents leave for work?

    • @jetashford8566
      @jetashford8566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Whasts your address?

    • @dingusmyers
      @dingusmyers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jetashford8566 Do you have many neighbors?

    • @jetashford8566
      @jetashford8566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dingusmyers Yes and I hate all of them.

    • @TNAROHfan
      @TNAROHfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You're sweaty mister!

    • @unapprovedtruth7116
      @unapprovedtruth7116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Mohammed" name checks out

  • @LakesOfChristinaVids
    @LakesOfChristinaVids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Bro that condescending ass smirk after he says "Alrightttttt" gets me every time 🤣

  • @xZOOMORPHICx
    @xZOOMORPHICx ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How shiny do you want his face to be?
    Old Country Buffet: Sounds great!

  • @WinterMadness
    @WinterMadness ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I started laughing like a lunatic every time the guy asked a random question.

  • @imonarollagay
    @imonarollagay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "While you were enjoying the hot fudge sundae, I studied the blade"

  • @oneshortsleeve
    @oneshortsleeve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Dude was mopping with his cutting glove on.

    • @pileofwit
      @pileofwit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He’s using a razor-sharp mop. It’s for his own safety.

    • @adamtrammel6525
      @adamtrammel6525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I said the same thing rather loudly

  • @mike48084
    @mike48084 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The last section about knife handling safety was pretty legit if you ask me. Knife safety is commonly overlooked as common sense, but I have seen so many knife accidents that could have been prevented by this training video. “Dull knifes are more dangerous than sharp knives!”
    “Never try to catching a falling knife!”

    • @Sinjinator
      @Sinjinator ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If your knife falls… move your feet away.

    • @mike48084
      @mike48084 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sinjinator more like move your boner out of the way!

    • @guitarslim56
      @guitarslim56 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sinjinator Yes. Also: Never reach for a falling knife.

    • @Bonesince1997
      @Bonesince1997 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The first I heard about the dangers of dull knives was in Boy Scouts. I somehow learned on my own about falling sharp objects, I think from scissors. Just seems dangerous. (Luckily no injuries.)

  • @thebigcheese5114
    @thebigcheese5114 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    With questions like, “Have you seen my family?” And “Can you tell them I I love them?”

  • @jbw53191
    @jbw53191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    I used to work at one of these places back in the 80s. They need to show what to do when someone has pigged out for two hours and then throws up at your carving station. You know, real life scenarios.

    • @Dingdongaccountant
      @Dingdongaccountant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      If you worked in Washington at that time, I apologize. I was drinking a lot back then.

    • @ThePrikoki
      @ThePrikoki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      “Do you want a bigger slice Sir?” Get that small talk going

    • @angusorvid8840
      @angusorvid8840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My brother worked as a chef. I heard nothing but horror stories.

    • @angusorvid8840
      @angusorvid8840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I worked for a catering company, and we had to watch a similar training video, just a very general kind of training vid not produced by the catering company. But soon as you tried to be friendly to diners, they would either ignore you or say, "I just want roast beef, not a discourse on the weather." But what my brother dealt with as a chef was one horror story after another. Restaurant economics are mindboggling and as a chef you have to know them.

    • @tttc
      @tttc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Did you try the lasagne? It's my favourite!

  • @Shadowfax-1980
    @Shadowfax-1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “Hey, do you know if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound?”

  • @rthamant
    @rthamant ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Do you believe in ghosts?"
    "Can a parrot really keep a girl alive?"
    "Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?"
    "Planning a trip?"
    "Ever gone mountain biking?"
    Just use Beyond Belief as inspiration and you're home free 🙃

  • @n1c98
    @n1c98 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Thank God he explained towards the end that the knife doesn't care if its cutting through the ham or your finger. That part was super intelligent

    • @FUJIIDEW
      @FUJIIDEW 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah I figured the knife would yell out if it sensed your finger and not the ham, thankfully now we know that won't happen.