Stinky Ali Wong and her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes" This women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
@@ashleejones586 Worth lol She's a horrible toxic human being who drives men to suicide over a medical condition they can't even help Her weaponized toxic jokes. "It was a tiny mess of a thing, it wouldn't even reach your molars". Who even talks about peoples bodies like this other than modern toxic women.
I thought the same thing when watching the movie. Married into a wealthy-respected-japanese family, with a stay-at-home husband, I imagine her mother-in-law was exactly like in the series. The friends who tried to take advantage of her, the rich white people who tried to buy or sell her, I think she got a lot from her life.
This woman spent all this time about wanting to be a rich housewife then became a fucking golden globe winning actress and one of the absolute LEGENDS in Netflix stand up. I mean as an Asian woman I can’t even BELIEVE the audacity of this woman to become one of THOSE over-achieving Asians. Mad respect to her and all she’s accomplished for her and those that will follow her ❤
Loool what is funny ? Just listen carefully where ever she doesn't have jokes she just replaces it with sexualised content thinking anything sexual if said in a loud tone is a joke. Am surprised about the IQ of her audience 😂
I had that TI-82 graphing calculator in 9th grade. It was not required. I still have it decades later and it works, but I don't use it. I think I might have thrown out the manual recently when I found a pdf of it online.
The hysterical laughter during her toilet paper public bathroom monologue made me laugh even harder. And she is not kidding about the breastfeeding. I ended up breastfeeding both my kids for about 2 years, but starting out each time was pretty horrific.
Never heard or seen of her until the weekend gone and she is both brilliant at acting and stand-up. She could do the Apollo and would not be out of place holding an Oscar. Can you imagine her hosting the Golden Globes🙂
The joke about the breastfeeding thing is absolutely hilarious. She tells the joke in such a way where even as a guy I can understand what she's talking about and find it hilarious.
@jonahwall3070 Oof you sound salty. I honestly feel like anyone over the age of 10 using a minecraft profile picture has no valid opinions whatsoever.
She's got roast beef energy vibes about her with his toxic feminist misandrist body shaming penis size shaming "Jokes". Stinky Ali Wong and her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes" This women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
I didn't know her until today on other channel, fortunately a simple search got me here to this vid. She is so smart, disruptive and hilarious that made laugh in tears. She's now on my selected comedian list. Thanks you lot.
Watching her on *BEEF,* opposite of Steven Yeun, is like watching a _human_ spin-off of *_Tuca and Bertie._* After all, Ali voices _Bertie_ and Steven voices _Speckle._
As a German looking at it from abroad it seems rather puzzling to me that people in the US seem to make such a fuzz about public nudity, breastfeeding in public or even flashing a (female) nipple, but remain cool when a person is so gross when talking about sexuality. The view of natural things is considered scandalous while explicitly discussing jerking off in women faces is okay. I just can't wrap my head around it.
There's a time and a place, dude. Stand up specials, tv shows, bring it on. Out in public where other people may not want to see or hear it. Best to keep it in the right setting. IMO.
@@ryansmurda1552 It's not that I don't like Ali Wongs performance. It's just the different reactions of the public that I find interesting. It's a cultural thing. You wouldn't hear texts like hers in German media because they'd be regarded as being scandalously gross and explicit - while e. g. public nudity in certain parks, at some beaches and in all saunas is considered normal. Seems like it's the other way around in the US.
Can you please explain to me what's funny in her jokes? Most of her jokes don't even have a punch line, just how is it possible for a human being to laugh at this?
She's a disgusting human being with her toxic feminist penis size shaming misandrist body shamning "jokes". Stinky Ali Wong and her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes" This women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
FINALLY a good shoe on stupid netflix. I absolutely loved everyone performance of course especially ALI's except the ra pist guy. She was magnificent the acting is SO ON POINT better than many of the actresses nowadays. WOW.
@@sicknerfed1140 Isaac/ David choe if you type David choe now its all over the internet. He admitted to raping a female masseuse on his show in 2014. When he faced the back lash he said it was a joke and it was part of his art form.
I miss those TI calculators. In 11th grade we would race to class so we could sit in the back so the teacher couldnt see we had calculators. Remember, this was the pre- smart phone era
Actually, the Ti-84+ Calculator is still in heavy use. I needed one for my graduate Data Science Mathematics course. Yes, you can use Python code to do calculus, map theory, and linear algebra too, but the calculator is still great to have.
@@Cheezwizzz yet you're here trolling the comments 🤔 the video isn't trending bro, how did you even find this? You either watched her other stuff or your out here searching for content. Nah check yourself 😂
@@CheezwizzzJust because it's not YOUR type of humor doesn't mean it's bad, it's called personal taste. I only see guys angry in the comments , i wonder if it's because of the small dick joke🤭 it's ok to make repetitive jokes with mother-in-law, cousins, wife and teenage daughters, but just one joke with a guy wow now you see fragile masculinity man
@motorbikeray Idk because she's hilarious. Matt rife isn't funny. I don't waste my time under comment sections of his videos because I don't watch them. It's pretty smart if you think about it.
@@chaosspy6723 I kept hearing how NOT FUNNY Ali Wong's stand-up comedy is. I thought she was great in the Netflix series "Beef". I watched all three of Ali Wong's stand-up comedy specials to see for myself if her comedy routine is not funny. For me, her stand-up comedy was not funny at all. Not even a small chuckle funny. To me, her stand-up comedy routines (all three of her specials) came across like complaining to a mental health therapist. I'm not familiar with Matt Rife. Maybe I'll watch a couple of his stand-up comedy shows to see for myself if he is, as you describe him, not funny.
@motorbikeray go ahead if you want. I saw him when nick cannon had him on wild n out. He wasn't funny then. I chose not to waste my time with his comedy videos.
Her performance in Beef was award-winning. From hilarious stand-up comic to brilliant dramedy actress.
I'm watching that show right now and it's absolutely amazing. She killed it. Show is dope AF
Stinky Ali Wong and her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes"
This women is literally evil.
“this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
Not everyone is award good tho
@@ashleejones586 Worth lol
She's a horrible toxic human being who drives men to suicide over a medical condition they can't even help
Her weaponized toxic jokes.
"It was a tiny mess of a thing, it wouldn't even reach your molars".
Who even talks about peoples bodies like this other than modern toxic women.
She is great in Beef. Amazing performance!
She is excellent in Beef. Great show
Just about to watch Beef. And yes she is great
I am here because of Beef, it's awesome
I can’t wait for the season 2 lol she’s amazing
She is also excellent in Pork
Go watch her in always be my maybe she’s so funny ❤
She's got the pregnant walk even when she's not carrying. 😂
That's just the general stiff old Filipino lady walk. 🤣
😂😅
There's a standard "old Filipino lady"walk? I guessreally do NOT consider ALI WONG "old" at 41 yo while lookin1/2 the age!!?
😮
❤
The calculator was the tesla of my time. OMG, that hits so well.
Never seen her stand up just a clip here and there but after seeing her in beef damn she’s a great actress and here I am watching more of her stand up
Tds
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She is an uncensored riot OMG 😂😂😂her routines are Dynamite thanks for posting ❤
Typical fake comment
What I realised is that "Beef" has so many parallels to her personal life... Stay strong queen .
I thought the same thing when watching the movie. Married into a wealthy-respected-japanese family, with a stay-at-home husband, I imagine her mother-in-law was exactly like in the series. The friends who tried to take advantage of her, the rich white people who tried to buy or sell her, I think she got a lot from her life.
What about the "cheating on her husband" part?
She convinces me I dont like women.
I don't even like animal prints but that red dress looked hella cute on her
This woman spent all this time about wanting to be a rich housewife then became a fucking golden globe winning actress and one of the absolute LEGENDS in Netflix stand up. I mean as an Asian woman I can’t even BELIEVE the audacity of this woman to become one of THOSE over-achieving Asians. Mad respect to her and all she’s accomplished for her and those that will follow her ❤
Affirmative action and dei can do wonders.
Typical fake comment
🙋♂️ I admit it. I'm late to the Ali Wong party. Saw her in Beef, and she was amazing. Her stand-up is pretty funny, too. What a talent
lol talent ?!
@@noone3367 exactly, how is she funny 😐
She's very talented
How does anyone make feminism funny!?
Loool what is funny ? Just listen carefully where ever she doesn't have jokes she just replaces it with sexualised content thinking anything sexual if said in a loud tone is a joke. Am surprised about the IQ of her audience 😂
"Now the machine is shook" 😂
Not only is she beautiful but I love her voice.
Typical fake comment
I had that TI-82 graphing calculator in 9th grade. It was not required.
I still have it decades later and it works, but I don't use it. I think I might have thrown out the manual recently when I found a pdf of it online.
It wasn't required?! Weird. Well it was required in California public schools if you did the Algebra, Geometry, Algebra 2/Trig, Precalculus sequence
Absolutely LOVED Beef! Binged the entire thing...was sorely disappointed to see it end. I want more Beef!!!
The hysterical laughter during her toilet paper public bathroom monologue made me laugh even harder. And she is not kidding about the breastfeeding. I ended up breastfeeding both my kids for about 2 years, but starting out each time was pretty horrific.
Wow
Why don't you pump and feed the babies from the bottle? Isn't that easier?
Never heard or seen of her until the weekend gone and she is both brilliant at acting and stand-up. She could do the Apollo and would not be out of place holding an Oscar. Can you imagine her hosting the Golden Globes🙂
With so many comedians before her, she still managed to claim her own style. Glad I discovered her, we need mo funnies, these days for sure!
"Those skills transfer" lol
YES the calculator! xD I still got mine, you never know...
na the paranoia of rushin in the bathroom bc ur afraid ya coworkers gonna recognize ur shoes sent me 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
The joke about the breastfeeding thing is absolutely hilarious. She tells the joke in such a way where even as a guy I can understand what she's talking about and find it hilarious.
its a relief to see a female comedian not make vagina and sex jokes all night.
I miss all of the programs that I had in my TI-82!
I am glad i found Ali Wong through BEEF❤
She's a powerhouse!
That breastfeeding joke is 100% accurate lol
I’m starting a petition for Ali Wong to host SNL!!!!
An unfunny comedian, hosting an unfunny show? Sounds fantastic!
All the real people who don’t live with their parents AGREE!
Atleast I don't have to compete with men for most feminine.😂😂😂
Signed
@jonahwall3070 Oof you sound salty. I honestly feel like anyone over the age of 10 using a minecraft profile picture has no valid opinions whatsoever.
Ali rocks...represents San Francisco well, Robin Williams, Marcia Warfield, Dana Carvey, Phyllis Dillar would be proud
She's so talented. Loveeee Beef!
She's got roast beef energy vibes about her with his toxic feminist misandrist body shaming penis size shaming "Jokes".
Stinky Ali Wong and her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes"
This women is literally evil.
“this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
hahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahah
I didn't know her until today on other channel, fortunately a simple search got me here to this vid. She is so smart, disruptive and hilarious that made laugh in tears.
She's now on my selected comedian list.
Thanks you lot.
This compilation doesn’t do her justice. It’s not meant to be consumed this way
How do you consume a sketch about shit and toilet paper, I’ll wait here
They work for funny comedians..
The Texas instrument calculator! Yes yes! Great joke. I remember having to buy one.
Dude she did so good in beef I forgot she was a stand up comedian
Watching her on *BEEF,* opposite of Steven Yeun, is like watching a _human_ spin-off of *_Tuca and Bertie._*
After all, Ali voices _Bertie_ and Steven voices _Speckle._
She's not joking about the propofol. I really needed that nap!
God put so much spices in this one. She's very spicy indeed. 😂👍🏻💝
As a German looking at it from abroad it seems rather puzzling to me that people in the US seem to make such a fuzz about public nudity, breastfeeding in public or even flashing a (female) nipple, but remain cool when a person is so gross when talking about sexuality. The view of natural things is considered scandalous while explicitly discussing jerking off in women faces is okay. I just can't wrap my head around it.
So you think that is what we talk about???? Huh???
@@janicereid5798 That is what Ali Wong is talking about in her Netflix Special in front of a large cheering audience.
There's a time and a place, dude. Stand up specials, tv shows, bring it on. Out in public where other people may not want to see or hear it. Best to keep it in the right setting. IMO.
@@ryansmurda1552 It's not that I don't like Ali Wongs performance. It's just the different reactions of the public that I find interesting. It's a cultural thing. You wouldn't hear texts like hers in German media because they'd be regarded as being scandalously gross and explicit - while e. g. public nudity in certain parks, at some beaches and in all saunas is considered normal. Seems like it's the other way around in the US.
@@michaelgriffin1505 You sound like a prude. It’s not a big deal.
Exceptionally talented & charismatic.
She inspires me to be a better misogynist.
Talented and charismatic, talking about shit and toilet paper?
@Cheezwizzz Yea. It’s not something everyone can pull off. Do you not shit or use toilet paper though?
😂She is really honest and realistic.
You are the funniest and the bravest to design these jokes and tell them haaa love it
This was a well executed trilogy. She stayed consistent throughout each special and her latest single lady stays authentic to the theme.
She's really good in Beef.
She's absolute genius!
Can you please explain to me what's funny in her jokes? Most of her jokes don't even have a punch line, just how is it possible for a human being to laugh at this?
She's being so honest I feel good about being a misogynist. Totally justifying.
i like her little bird walk when shes making her point. fly little pelican fly!
The Ali Wong walk.
I'm mad at myself that it took Beef to finally watch her comedy! She's hilarious!
Don’t be mad, be mad at the person that made you endure this shit fest!! 😂
Me too! Never heard of her til the award season kicked off. Congratulations on all her awards. Got watch BEEF now.
Luv her😂
She's a disgusting human being with her toxic feminist penis size shaming misandrist body shamning "jokes".
Stinky Ali Wong and her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes"
This women is literally evil.
“this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
Little woman with a lot of POWER!
She's a comedian with money, idk what power she could possibly have
@@S.O.A_Zeromoney is power
@@sunnydaysddt2068 If you know how to use it and got charisma, two things this lady doesn't have
A lot of power?! Are u for real?
I have never heard of her until last night when I seen live at ilani casino she is fricking hilarious!
I found a new favorite stand up comedian!!!
After having kids- we even feel more free to say anything!
She is so amazing
Her honesty validates my misogyny. I love her!😂😂😂
FINALLY a good shoe on stupid netflix. I absolutely loved everyone performance of course especially ALI's except the ra pist guy. She was magnificent the acting is SO ON POINT better than many of the actresses nowadays. WOW.
@@sicknerfed1140 Isaac/ David choe if you type David choe now its all over the internet. He admitted to raping a female masseuse on his show in 2014. When he faced the back lash he said it was a joke and it was part of his art form.
Your passion for what you do is truly inspiring.
My favorite MOMMA comedian, pregnant or not, she is soooooooooo friggin amazingly real and hilariously FUNNY 😂❤
She inspires me to be a better misogynist. ❤
wow, never heard of her, but now I am hooked
She is great!!
Had no clue she was a comedian now I’m intrigued because of the show BEEF
I miss those TI calculators. In 11th grade we would race to class so we could sit in the back so the teacher couldnt see we had calculators. Remember, this was the pre- smart phone era
Ali wong is an amazing comedian. Carry on lovely lady.😊
If they had more of that on TV her career would be way better😂 never saw her before this clip damn funny😂
wtf i saw her on a random yt short and now shes in one of the biggest shows of 2023
Sammmmme
Actually, the Ti-84+ Calculator is still in heavy use. I needed one for my graduate Data Science Mathematics course. Yes, you can use Python code to do calculus, map theory, and linear algebra too, but the calculator is still great to have.
LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
GOLD ❤
Love her!!! 💜💚💛
Oh how i love Ali!
Why you gotta call out your sister like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ever since I saw this about years ago- I think about Ali’s bathroom joke … 😂 especially since I now have a Woodbridge toilet
She was phenomenal in Beef. Loved seeing her range in that show.
I'm happy everybody's discovering her because of BEEF. But y'all honestly should have been here sooner 😅 she's that good 💯
When exactly does the comedy start?
@@Cheezwizzz yet you're here trolling the comments 🤔 the video isn't trending bro, how did you even find this? You either watched her other stuff or your out here searching for content. Nah check yourself 😂
@@Kayrosa22 Matt Walsh does a series of videos on how unfunny feminist comedians are and I had see for myself, and dear god I wish I hadn’t bothered 😩
@@CheezwizzzOfc you watch matt walsh Lmfao… i hope you never procreate
if this is comedy then everyone’s a comedian
Girl power ....
It's no joke.
I love this chick... she is too funny!!! 😂🤣
Feminism is so funny, it erased mens role in society, so now men are erasing women. Women now have to compete with men for most feminine.😂😂😂
When and where is she funny?
@@CheezwizzzJust because it's not YOUR type of humor doesn't mean it's bad, it's called personal taste.
I only see guys angry in the comments , i wonder if it's because of the small dick joke🤭
it's ok to make repetitive jokes with mother-in-law, cousins, wife and teenage daughters, but just one joke with a guy wow now you see fragile masculinity man
@@Cheezwizzzur gayyyy
@@yeskaitlyn8029 You’re presuming my gender? What would Ali think? 🙄
“Where’s my confetti at?!”
Such A beautiful Asian 🌸comedy Queen! 👑 💋I love her so so much!❤
She is really good. I am in shame my english is not good enough to describe how good she is in better words
She's hilarious
I agree I've never laughed harder to have my misogyny validated like that😂😂😂
Genius 😂
She is so genius she knew her honesty would validate my misogyny.😂😂😂
I love her ❤😂
she is SAVAGE! I adore her!
Man I’m late to her. Loved Beef!!!
3:56 you could watch this entire special on mute, and still you'd be laughing your ass off just by how she walks.
naw.
She was great in Beef.. this "comedy".. not so much.
The t82 was the shit if you knew how to use it lol
Ti82 calculator was the best calculator i ever had.
Ali: "A lot of women have anxiety-"
Me: "Yes."
Whipping ur butt with a desert😂😂😂
This was tedious to get through, to be honest
i laughed so damn hard
Where is the sister asking for a friend
great skills 😂
Aaaaaaand divorce lmao
I don’t how people find her funny, she’s not funny in the slightest.
Hilarious! Abd i had no idea she was a writer on Fresh Off the Bost.
it's crazy how many people want to complain when they could've not watched the video
We just wanted to see how utterly crap she is and she certainly doesn’t disappoint, that whole sketch about toilet paper and shit, pure comedy gold?
How else would people truly know and see firsthand how NOT FUNNY Ali Wong is by not watching the video?
@motorbikeray Idk because she's hilarious. Matt rife isn't funny. I don't waste my time under comment sections of his videos because I don't watch them. It's pretty smart if you think about it.
@@chaosspy6723 I kept hearing how NOT FUNNY Ali Wong's stand-up comedy is. I thought she was great in the Netflix series "Beef". I watched all three of Ali Wong's stand-up comedy specials to see for myself if her comedy routine is not funny. For me, her stand-up comedy was not funny at all. Not even a small chuckle funny. To me, her stand-up comedy routines (all three of her specials) came across like complaining to a mental health therapist. I'm not familiar with Matt Rife. Maybe I'll watch a couple of his stand-up comedy shows to see for myself if he is, as you describe him, not funny.
@motorbikeray go ahead if you want. I saw him when nick cannon had him on wild n out. He wasn't funny then. I chose not to waste my time with his comedy videos.
muscular legs! wOw
All of the comments are saying they found her out from beef but is it just me who found her from american housewife? she was my favorite there lmao
The breastfeeding bit!!
Yeah, appallingly bad, awful!!
❤very beautiful and funny
#straightfacegang
Wow was she good in Beef. Funny too, did not know her before Beef.
genius in Beef
She's cool
I like her😅
If these are her best jokes, I’d hate to see her worst…