When I was about 7 months pregnant with my first child, my obstetrician's nurse asked me if I'd made any progress working out my preferred "birthing plan". "YES!", I answered, "I would like you to wake me up to tell me, 'Congratulations Mrs. Middleton, you are now the proud parent of a beautiful healthy child'". "Well", she exclaimed. "I'm sorry, but that's not how it works. We can't do THAT for you". "I'm well aware of the situation", I answered. "But the closer you can get to that goal, the happier I'll be"...
I had the "splitting your pelvis in half" with my third and fourth!! On some serious shit, it HURTS for months The tremendous "weight" of the baby was about 1.75lbs when it began. I couldn't even roll over in bed without horrendous pain.
You are a true warrior and a fucking Champion going through that. Hard fucking core. On the plus side, So Much previously worrisome shit must just slide right off you after that:)).
@@seasonsstarsstudiosWhat is being happy for someone being comfortable have to do with being an incel? This is why you guys are destroying feminism from the inside out. You can't even be happy for someone without somebody telling you you're being oppressive. For Christ's sake
I don't like being negative esp since I love Tom Segura so much but... Yeah. I'm inclined to agree, I feel like I've heard versions of them all a few times.
You may also be forgetting about the early days of baby poo, when they’re only drinking milk and it doesn’t stink that bad yet. A 6 week old vs a 9 month old vs a 2 year old have exponentially stinky poops
I had to go to her section to find out what you meant - at first I thought you meant she had a fake laugh herself but then I heard the pumped up audio...you'd think Netflix with all of it's money and engineers and production people would be able to blend it in a bit more realistically but....wow, that was bad.
A bunch of whiney mums with bad attitudes complaining, is depressing. I just feel sorry for the kids. I wonder how Wanda Sykes would feel if I was onstage & talked about how I don't let my kids do dumb things that make them appear 'black', and insinuate that black people behave stupidly. Do you think she'd be okay with that?
She's joking lmao that's what comedy is. Seems like someone feels insecure about a person of color joking about white people whilst conveniently forgetting about the horrific things black people have had to endure and still endure at the mercy of the whites. Let them joke all they want jeez, at least let them have that you Karen.
@hensonlaura: There is a running joke amongst black ppl about how white people are the only race who risk their lives and scare themselves silly for fun - they even pay for the privelege:). It's funny, coz it's True. And deliberately risking life and limb, for amusement, could fairly be considered a stupid thing to pursue... do you get it now? ;) 😅 ❤
Probably just like the rest of us. I had straight parents and I know that they caused me immense amounts of trauma, so I’m pretty sure that the same thing happens with gay parents as they are humans. I would say there’s a 50-50 toss up that they’re either going to be very traumatized or normal every day adults… like the rest of us
So many successful comediens are putting their kids through private schools - while so many come from working class backgrounds, as well as being class clowns. I'm interested in the generational roll on effects:).
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"If it's not a disability it's a new ability I know that." The way I choked on my food lmfaooo
When I was about 7 months pregnant with my first child, my obstetrician's nurse asked me if I'd made any progress working out my preferred "birthing plan".
"YES!", I answered, "I would like you to wake me up to tell me, 'Congratulations Mrs. Middleton, you are now the proud parent of a beautiful healthy child'".
"Well", she exclaimed. "I'm sorry, but that's not how it works. We can't do THAT for you".
"I'm well aware of the situation", I answered. "But the closer you can get to that goal, the happier I'll be"...
Oh my god. 60 y/o blond and blue male just realized watching Wanda Sykes that I am indeed a black mother.
" tell him i said hi "😂 the monster !
Hilarious!, "human tamigochi ". 😂
I had the "splitting your pelvis in half" with my third and fourth!! On some serious shit, it HURTS for months The tremendous "weight" of the baby was about 1.75lbs when it began. I couldn't even roll over in bed without horrendous pain.
The fact that you had a 4th after the 3rd 😳😂 hats off to you lady, I am 1 and done 😂
🤕
😅
@@drealomeli1020 there was an 11 year GAP between those two!
You are a true warrior and a fucking Champion going through that. Hard fucking core. On the plus side, So Much previously worrisome shit must just slide right off you after that:)).
Exactly Rashad 😂😂
I sent this to my ex co parenting , he took a screenshot and hes sent it to federal family court of Australia. I cant wait to play it in court.
Walruses up behind me
That’s why I love coparenting. I get to relax 😂
"I drank Fresca" 😂🤣
These sexy bots are quick.
Video's twenty seconds old with twelve underwear comments already.
The Internet is fucked
👨🏼🦱: My back hurts.
👨⚕️ Oh no! 💉💊💊💉💊
👱🏻♀️One of the many ways you fileted me hurts.
👨⚕️ Try some Tylenol or som'n don't want you abusing drugs.
The christina p hate honestly shocks me
Right? In a group of clips that includes Amy Schumer. 🙄
They must be pissed that she's still hot
Best skit ever: Bill Burr’s “Being a mom is the most difficult job in the world.”😂
Relateable !!, as a mother !! 😂
❤❤ Happy Mother's Day
Human tomagaghi !
Absolutely hysterical
I choked on Amy Schumers 'wolverine " Taylor Thompsons "skateboard metal bowl"
I am so happy that the pregnant lady was barefoot. LOVE IT
She‘s wearing gold flats
Aaaaaaaaaaand there’s the incel…
😂 U can’t see those shoes 🤦🏻♀️
She had on shoes.
@@seasonsstarsstudiosWhat is being happy for someone being comfortable have to do with being an incel? This is why you guys are destroying feminism from the inside out. You can't even be happy for someone without somebody telling you you're being oppressive. For Christ's sake
For coming to a comedy video, y’all are haters. Leave please
She doesn’t strike me as naïve
Very funny -- but no Leanne Morgan? 🥺
These gals are no Leanne Morgan. Not laughing.
Stop comparing people weirdo
Crude sells but relatable + funny & without having to be crude is 100% funnier every time. Sad fact Crude seems to be winning.
excellent
😂😂
i have three pet snakes. im white. she was right 😆
Christina P spent about 500 grand on her clothes and set for her special, and about 5 minutes writing jokes.
Tom probably wrote her funny jokes for her
Yeah but she got paid and you didn't.
I don't like being negative esp since I love Tom Segura so much but... Yeah. I'm inclined to agree, I feel like I've heard versions of them all a few times.
Orlando .... she is funny, and you are not
Nice job isn’t it?!?!!!!
1:51 I get that it's comedy but she's really exaggerating the difficulty of being able to tell when a baby has shat.
Yes there is the finger check.
You may also be forgetting about the early days of baby poo, when they’re only drinking milk and it doesn’t stink that bad yet. A 6 week old vs a 9 month old vs a 2 year old have exponentially stinky poops
It’s called a joke. You tend to exaggerate with jokes😂
Noon were in pajamas
upward humpback jew never gets old lol
Please take Schumer out of these videos. She is not fun.
ny.
To you.
Tig 'Notaro's fake laughs doesn't make her funny, Netlix... Rookie fail.
I had to go to her section to find out what you meant - at first I thought you meant she had a fake laugh herself but then I heard the pumped up audio...you'd think Netflix with all of it's money and engineers and production people would be able to blend it in a bit more realistically but....wow, that was bad.
@@klausmuller9729 Yeah, it's beyond cringe.
Don't? Or doesn't? Read your sentence allowed to yourself. Jesus Christ
@@jakevendrotti1496 FO Jake... Sycophant
@@jakevendrotti1496 Alllowed ?????
I communicate in six languages. You can't even in your own.
Barefoot n pregnant
A lot of it not funny really.
NOT FUNNY FAJE LAUGHTER
A bunch of whiney mums with bad attitudes complaining, is depressing. I just feel sorry for the kids. I wonder how Wanda Sykes would feel if I was onstage & talked about how I don't let my kids do dumb things that make them appear 'black', and insinuate that black people behave stupidly. Do you think she'd be okay with that?
Jesus Christ, it’s a comedy show, what are they going to show up on stage and talk about how everything is fine and they have nothing to add.
I'm happy to hear them complaining ❤🎉 Kids are Sourpatch Kids. Ppl acting like they're not, is why all these ppl( grown children) are acting out😂
She's joking lmao that's what comedy is. Seems like someone feels insecure about a person of color joking about white people whilst conveniently forgetting about the horrific things black people have had to endure and still endure at the mercy of the whites. Let them joke all they want jeez, at least let them have that you Karen.
@hensonlaura: There is a running joke amongst black ppl about how white people are the only race who risk their lives and scare themselves silly for fun - they even pay for the privelege:). It's funny, coz it's True. And deliberately risking life and limb, for amusement, could fairly be considered a stupid thing to pursue... do you get it now? ;) 😅 ❤
Are you one of these English or Australian women who insist that she is a feminist but she actually is a misogynist? Never mind. We already know.
First comedian is waaaay to crass and gross and disgusting for me. I had to turn it all off.
Gosh look at you!
Keep Ali Wong's name out of your fucxking mouth
Awe, did your sensitive feelings get hurt? Poor thing
I hear you. You might really enjoy Michelle Wolf's comedy.
I'm curious to see how these kids turn out😊 that have gay comedian parents and no disrespect to the comedians
Probably just like the rest of us. I had straight parents and I know that they caused me immense amounts of trauma, so I’m pretty sure that the same thing happens with gay parents as they are humans. I would say there’s a 50-50 toss up that they’re either going to be very traumatized or normal every day adults… like the rest of us
Wow hi BIGOT
So many successful comediens are putting their kids through private schools - while so many come from working class backgrounds, as well as being class clowns. I'm interested in the generational roll on effects:).
😂😂😂😂