15 Minutes of Ali Wong

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  • @bexfisch80
    @bexfisch80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8828

    "I don't want to lean in...I want to lie down!"
    God I felt that. I'm so tired all the time lol

    • @jjenk911
      @jjenk911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      We all feel that.

    • @jensterjen
      @jensterjen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's an anthem right there 😭

    • @pikit316
      @pikit316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lean in or lean back 🤣

    • @karenstark9235
      @karenstark9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      word.

    • @ceciliamichel5276
      @ceciliamichel5276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3:25

  • @jamieb4031
    @jamieb4031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7307

    I would definitely watch Pixar's The Joy of Soy

    • @rainxandriaart
      @rainxandriaart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I can definitely see it being a movie or a short film

    • @Christiane-yb1wj
      @Christiane-yb1wj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Pixar and Ali? Sounds 👌

    • @zephvrothe
      @zephvrothe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yas plez

    • @heyokaikaggen6288
      @heyokaikaggen6288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yep, me too, I would totally watch that film. I think it's the Stringer Beef nemesis that really sells it...

    • @wheezesinsilence4486
      @wheezesinsilence4486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      F***ing GOLD!!!

  • @christineferreira2181
    @christineferreira2181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4354

    I love Ali’s angry sense of humor. 😂

    • @BrianA2906
      @BrianA2906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I love comedians (including many women, and many who are filthy as fuck, and of all ethnicities, ages, orientations). Nothing about Ali Wong makes me laugh. I see all the fans on here, and wonder why. I truly am mystified, I'm not being a troll in any way.

    • @mariceuh
      @mariceuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@BrianA2906 you’re simply not part of her target audience, that’s why

    • @ThatNeon1Trick
      @ThatNeon1Trick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mariceuh she has a target audience? If you genuinely find her “humor and jokes” funny then you yourself don’t have a sense of humor.

    • @frankslefttesticle3247
      @frankslefttesticle3247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ThatNeon1Trick you don't have a sense of humor

    • @ThatNeon1Trick
      @ThatNeon1Trick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frankslefttesticle3247 😱

  • @WhereTheBeaversLive
    @WhereTheBeaversLive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1637

    My coworker has “poop shoes” she keeps in her desk that she puts on before she goes to the bathroom so nobody recognizes her regular shoes under the stall 🤣

  • @Munkyjoe1
    @Munkyjoe1 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The way she goes from a sexy whisper to an angry yelling banshee. I love her!

    • @melissa8500
      @melissa8500 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She and Taylor Tomlinson are the two stand-up comedians that make me laugh so hard there's a good chance I may pee a little.

  • @saraavina9976
    @saraavina9976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4199

    When you’re a mom you need sparkle to compensate for the light in you that has died 😭😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😩😩

  • @manana6646
    @manana6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2143

    She's hilarious and so on point!
    "Bit*h shut up! Don't tell them the secrets.... And now we're expected to work!"
    Gosh, I too soooo want to lie downnnn! Why did they have to ruin everything!!!

    • @MLIrons
      @MLIrons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yep. When I check out who I want to date, I look to see if she's employeed. Yeah. Feminism killed y'alls game a LONG time ago. 🤣🤣🤣
      Though I must admit...If ever got married and had a child with my wife. I would want her to stay home and we figure out the finances.

    • @loudpockets90
      @loudpockets90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Feminism has actually freed me to not provide for y'all 304s😅😅😅😅

    • @shaolinman
      @shaolinman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @truecaliber1995
      @truecaliber1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eh. The agrarian period had its time. I mean, it _was_ the norm since the first human civilizations cropped up, so it was inevitable this recently new experiment involving women in the workforce, would disrupt our more tribal programming; we're all going through an adjustment period, but I digress. It is what it is.

    • @k_dotnet3197
      @k_dotnet3197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She won me over wit that line Im a fan now

  • @ArianAlbert
    @ArianAlbert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2625

    I really wanna see that Pixar movie with Justin Timberlake and Idris Elba

    • @alltoohalliwell
      @alltoohalliwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      And some sassy tofu 😂

    • @michaelanderson1476
      @michaelanderson1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah me too lol

    • @AbsoluteTiger
      @AbsoluteTiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And clearly Idris Elba’s character name would be shredded chilli beef

    • @maddie9602
      @maddie9602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, sounds more like a DreamWorks movie, though, doesn't it?

    • @sophiephillips7961
      @sophiephillips7961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh good, lol I thought I was the only thinking "Pete Docter: I think you got a solid pitch there you're missing out on."

  • @vangetrix
    @vangetrix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    How does she only have two specials?! Netflix, give her more specials!

  • @johngohchuanheng3417
    @johngohchuanheng3417 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love it when she use her soft and beautiful voice then suddenly she go angry yelling ...so cute

    • @melissa8500
      @melissa8500 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The very end, where she referenced her baby pooping on her chest....I was just like, welp, apparently I'm dying of laughter, today.

  • @rebekahcann2177
    @rebekahcann2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7585

    The men cheering when she talks about lunches - all the women in the audience knew where she was going with this 😂

    • @Andra9218
      @Andra9218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      HAHAHAHAHAHA. I know right!!!

    • @Inbraneinthememsane
      @Inbraneinthememsane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Only simps laughing. Or trying to avoid the truth with their girlfriends.

    • @alltoohalliwell
      @alltoohalliwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      After she dropped the punch line, they're all like....wait what??? 😂

    • @HDA_III
      @HDA_III 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Hey hunny, don’t forget the chips tomorrow. And no Mayo. Thanksss.

    • @girlthis9759
      @girlthis9759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Andra9218 please tell me the time stamp!

  • @bluroses4
    @bluroses4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6524

    “Aly how do you balance family and career? ..” “Men never get asked that question, because they don’t.” 😭💀

    • @matttrafton2725
      @matttrafton2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Nor should we. We are taking enough of a risk being married to a masses of conflicting impulses. In addition, we get F:d regularly in court.

    • @bluroses4
      @bluroses4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@matttrafton2725 If marriage is daunting to you, just get a prenup. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @matttrafton2725
      @matttrafton2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@bluroses4 I hear those don't work against a good lawyer. Shame. I am a decent catch to. No bad habits, I fly helicopters, 183cm tall, fit and average - above average good looks. 144 IQ. And, most important of all. An awesome dog.

    • @augustus9113
      @augustus9113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      men also can be single dads, they never get any support in my country and never get asked those questions. also no leave for men when they have a baby. sweden got it right.

    • @matttrafton2725
      @matttrafton2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@augustus9113 Sverige usually does get things right. Except when it comes to their immigration policies.

  • @pop_culturist
    @pop_culturist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2403

    she actually has a point, women, even mothers, are expected to have a job besides being a mother (coming from a woman btw) nowadays "hardwork" is highly appreciated, and it fucks with ppl's self acceptance, elsa pataky, the wife if chris hemsworth, said she would feel very depressed, cause she can't be "just a mother" of course cause then ppl would be like "she's just with him for his money" so she has to work to prove otherwise

    • @intpthelogician2533
      @intpthelogician2533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Mia Li exactly

    • @hannahs1253
      @hannahs1253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Lmao off topic but imagine ppl thinking someone is with *chris hemsworth* for his money lmfao

    • @blwtheblue
      @blwtheblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Everything cost so much now its hard to have a household on one income. It all sucks

    • @punishedpepe1208
      @punishedpepe1208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@blwtheblue Even public schools have become expensive. Every week kids need more money for something. I don't see how people can afford not to stay together.

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      The world view that housewives and stay at home moms are doing nothing..... Is so damaging.... It's literally unpaid labor yet women are guilt tripped into thinking this is "a very lucky situation" .... Get an job outside of the household? Well good luck being BOTH housekeeper and employee.... The dad on the other side ? Well... He's a rare gem if gets his plates to the sink 🙄🙄

  • @interstellarsapien9302
    @interstellarsapien9302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Ali Wong has always been funny, but the way I can feel how her pregnancy effects her humor and performance makes it even funnier. As a woman, I can relate to that kind of cadence on a spiritual level.

    • @debunkingfaddiets
      @debunkingfaddiets ปีที่แล้ว

      Stinky Ali Wong and her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes"
      This women is literally evil.
      “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
      I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being

    • @engjds
      @engjds ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How does pregnancy make her funnier?

    • @StryyKdzzzzz
      @StryyKdzzzzz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@engjdspregnancy hormones make us more unhinged 😅

  • @nusaibahhusain1241
    @nusaibahhusain1241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    "When you're a Mom, you need sparkle...
    To compensate for the light inside that died"
    Definitely true!

    • @marysamson9228
      @marysamson9228 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LOVE IT!! I HELLA CRACK UP

    • @kuritzakonig4131
      @kuritzakonig4131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you explain me why “ to compensate the light inside that died “ ? I don’t have children

    • @Alex-tm4th
      @Alex-tm4th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tell us more about how you hate your child.

    • @Jennifer-fk8kb
      @Jennifer-fk8kb ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Alex-tm4thseriously. Exactly what I wanted to say.

    • @Xzav1
      @Xzav1 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mother's attitude was very different. She was bewildered by a negative attitude of a friend who complaint about being a mother. My mother loved me, and my brothers and she said that it was a joy being our mother. Love sometimes requires sacrifice. I remember too that she loved her father very much.

  • @angiegan9202
    @angiegan9202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

    I love Ali, she’s the real deal...so authentic and unapologetic

    • @carefree7930
      @carefree7930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You are right...

    • @22killakush22
      @22killakush22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And fine!

    • @timjohnson8820
      @timjohnson8820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      and so unfunny too

    • @writer7997
      @writer7997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, sooo unapologetic with her manbashing, talking about eating fecal matter out of a guys ass and being impressed with her own vulgarity. Takes balls.

    • @alexmorelos3460
      @alexmorelos3460 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's so bad, none of her material is funny

  • @cancangirl2888
    @cancangirl2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2305

    What an angry, frustrated, cynical and intolerant woman! OMG I love her! It’s like listening to my life!!!

    • @jamaicamania
      @jamaicamania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *wife. 😉

    • @aliciarideaux6520
      @aliciarideaux6520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      She's awesome; someone finally gets it. 😂

    • @bereasonable8018
      @bereasonable8018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      She speaks truth! That’s why it’s so funny.

    • @xposetruth5681
      @xposetruth5681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Typical first world sexist

    • @LoveLove-ur8qx
      @LoveLove-ur8qx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was able to sort out my herpes virus from my body system completely after using #drehimen herbal remedy'

  • @edwardchen9619
    @edwardchen9619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    omg yesssssss
    i love her fierce-asian-grandma-hood-gangster-cute attitude

  • @alistairwreathens5719
    @alistairwreathens5719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    “You need to have sparkle…. To replace the light inside you that has died” I feel this with my wardrobe.

  • @MyName123.
    @MyName123. ปีที่แล้ว +57

    11:32 "It's a whack @$$ job. You get no 401k, no co-workers. You're just in solitary confinement all day long with this human tamagotchi!" 😂🤣 TRUTH!

  • @OnizenArt
    @OnizenArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6279

    I don't think I've ever seen her NOT pregnant lol

    • @XitsundzuxoHimina
      @XitsundzuxoHimina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I was just thinking the same thing 😅😅😅😅

    • @karl-rickbizoza2029
      @karl-rickbizoza2029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Gotta buy milk for the baby.

    • @timothydrummond3097
      @timothydrummond3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Lol well she has two specials and both were done with her two kids pregnancies....I believe. I could be wrong

    • @lunakir2887
      @lunakir2887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Only in birds of pray lol

    • @timothydrummond3097
      @timothydrummond3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@lunakir2887 oh wait do you mean when is she Not pregnant? Then you forgot American housewife lol

  • @tooba1819
    @tooba1819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    She never stutters. Such great delivery. 😍😫❤️

  • @infernalrakket1
    @infernalrakket1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    Praying she gets pregnant again so we can get another special. 🙏🏿

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sorry. She’s done.

    • @junzhang6840
      @junzhang6840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahhahhahaha

    • @scarla79
      @scarla79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theproteanbro5994
      @theproteanbro5994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ... She's the one writing the jokes, not the baby

    • @MLIrons
      @MLIrons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think your joke flew over some people's heads.
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deja699
    @deja699 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love her. She's an inspiration as a real human being. Her honesty is spot on. Talent.

    • @debunkingfaddiets
      @debunkingfaddiets ปีที่แล้ว

      You're joking right, an inspiration, she's sick, her body shaming micropenis jokes have literally driven thousands of men to worsened mental illness as you can see from the comments on the facebook post.
      This stinky women is literally evil.
      “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
      I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being

  • @jannethmelendrez7964
    @jannethmelendrez7964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "When I hear the phrase, double income household, I want to throw up!" The best one 🤣😂

    • @leahkhagali6970
      @leahkhagali6970 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂am hollering

  • @daylight1nsomniac536
    @daylight1nsomniac536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    her expressions and delivery are flawless😁😁

    • @zer08927
      @zer08927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When she gets loud you know it's gonna be good. 😂

  • @joysoyo2416
    @joysoyo2416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2392

    Women putting down housewives are just so ridiculous. I agree with her. Having even one child IS a job.

    • @blwtheblue
      @blwtheblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It be like that. Grass always sewn greener on the other side but it all is an equal struggle. Thats why its good not to envy and just focus on our own lawns. Just typing out loud

    • @babu357
      @babu357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      She's not putting them down. She's jealous. That's the joke.

    • @ijustwannabehappier-v4973
      @ijustwannabehappier-v4973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@babu357 the joke clearly went over your airhead.

    • @babu357
      @babu357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ijustwannabehappier-v4973 What are you one about? It's simple. You can feel two things at the same time. And you can exaggerate things because it funny. Not hard.

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Women gave birth in the fields. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL

  • @saymyname6726
    @saymyname6726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    I want an action movie with Ali Wong and Ken Jong
    Edit: Action comedy. Imagine them yelling and shooting lol

  • @Janellabelle
    @Janellabelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Dont tell em the secret!" 😆🙌🏻 I thought I was the only woman thinking all these things alllll this time!

    • @alinasanchez140
      @alinasanchez140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Girl, I've been saying this for yeeeears 🤣😭

  • @mamawright156
    @mamawright156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I've seen this so many times and I don't watch anything on repeat. I love everything she does she's so funny. Love her x

  • @mrs.w8193
    @mrs.w8193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    “ When you are a Mom, you need sparkle to compensate for the light inside you that has died.” This 💯💯👍🏾

  • @tas22222
    @tas22222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    SHe is way over due for a netflix special Miss you Ali!!

  • @Christian988.
    @Christian988. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    she's the reason I bought a Netflix subscription to watch her tiger mom comedy special.

    • @Inbraneinthememsane
      @Inbraneinthememsane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Simp

    • @swavnasahoo711
      @swavnasahoo711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I understand. ✅✅✅

    • @akhok
      @akhok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here

    • @SaltedSweetPotatoe
      @SaltedSweetPotatoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Her netflix movie, Always be my maybe, is good too!! ❤

    • @cw6795
      @cw6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you ask for your money back?

  • @anannyaphukan7611
    @anannyaphukan7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    So damn funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    "-How do you balance family and career?
    Men don't get asked this question, because they don't."👌👌👌

    • @jan621
      @jan621 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh, shut up.

  • @yalanchiswiss2650
    @yalanchiswiss2650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    This woman acts silly but she's low key a genius.

    • @buffboi7977
      @buffboi7977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      pretty much all great comedians fit this description

    • @timjohnson8820
      @timjohnson8820 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you must be a moron if you think she is a genius

    • @wrenegade6283
      @wrenegade6283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@buffboi7977 including Amy Schumer?

    • @debunkingfaddiets
      @debunkingfaddiets ปีที่แล้ว

      Genius lol
      She's a stinky misandrist, toxic feminist body shamer.
      With her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes"
      This women is literally evil.
      “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
      I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being

    • @engjds
      @engjds ปีที่แล้ว

      Genius?

  • @allthingstoallmen8912
    @allthingstoallmen8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Lmao her delivery is ON POINT!💀💀💀

    • @danaoct293
      @danaoct293 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      amazing, yesss

  • @ebbyc1817
    @ebbyc1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    I can't believe Ali Wong just turned me anti-feminist in 15mins😄Or did she turn me feminist, I'm not sure.
    "...coz when you're a mum, you need sparkle, to compensate for the light inside of you that has died" 🤣

    • @JasonBlack66
      @JasonBlack66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You should do whatever the fuck makes you happy and DGAF about when any other human says or thinks, at least with regards to how you live your life.

    • @ebbyc1817
      @ebbyc1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@JasonBlack66 Dude ?????
      yknow this is a comedy channel, right?
      Lighten up!

    • @ThomasDoubting5
      @ThomasDoubting5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Shes a genuine feminist she knows the game that actually worked not the current game kind of a disaster.

    • @ebbyc1817
      @ebbyc1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ThomasDoubting5 She's a good comedian.😊

    • @JasonBlack66
      @JasonBlack66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ebbyc1817 My comment had nothing to do with the video :)

  • @XitsundzuxoHimina
    @XitsundzuxoHimina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "Where is my confetti at?" 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

  • @samfoong3558
    @samfoong3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The irony of Ali Wong’s jokes is what makes her so funny. Absolutely can’t get enough of her and I want to project that same energy and attitude in my life too 😍😍😍

    • @sadhsingh
      @sadhsingh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.

    • @debunkingfaddiets
      @debunkingfaddiets ปีที่แล้ว

      Ali wong got that stinky roast beef energy vibes going on.
      With her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes"
      This women is literally evil.
      “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
      I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being

  • @thereadingwriter4197
    @thereadingwriter4197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Ali Wong scares me… in a good way. She’s the kind of person who would invite you over for tea and serve cold pizza and vodka before throwing a slumber party where everyone cries while watching To All The Boys.

    • @debunkingfaddiets
      @debunkingfaddiets ปีที่แล้ว

      She's a vile toxic feminist misandrist body shamer.
      With her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes"
      This women is literally evil.
      “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
      I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
      Stinky Ali Wong lol

  • @jackFatal
    @jackFatal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    her performance is a marvel

    • @cw6795
      @cw6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is. Marvelously unfunny.

  • @alwinjumsali8992
    @alwinjumsali8992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "oh great! Now I have to tip more." 😅 She really is a mood.

  • @Geomance74
    @Geomance74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This woman knows my soul.

  • @AbbyLaporte
    @AbbyLaporte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "human tamagachi" "candy crush while I get my blood drawn" plus the joke where you can literally tell that Ali herself laughed/love the bit was the part with "planet money" in reference to housewives. Seeing a great, genius, famous comic get amused on stage, without being able to conceal it fully, by their own material is like... so so beautiful and inspiring. LOVE THIS

  • @izzatihassan1475
    @izzatihassan1475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Feminism is supposed to be respecting your women's choices.
    Including, wanting to lie down in bed watching Netflix, eating a bowl of popcorn sitting precariously on top of your pregnant tummy while your husband works. You do you, Ali!

    • @irams8486
      @irams8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      She knows, it’s a joke. She addresses that staying at home sucks too at 11:30

    • @gwminichiello9322
      @gwminichiello9322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You have no idea what feminism really is.

    • @luxolontamo4440
      @luxolontamo4440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@gwminichiello9322 What's feminism then? if it's not about choice?

    • @gwminichiello9322
      @gwminichiello9322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luxolontamo4440 politically motivated agenda. 101.

    • @gwminichiello9322
      @gwminichiello9322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@luxolontamo4440 choice is every humans right. Do we need masculinism for men to have choice? No. Then why should it be something different for females. Feminism is not being able to have a choice or a voice, that's a born accepted in everyone. Feminism itself is political activism and its effects.

  • @sparkysmalarkey
    @sparkysmalarkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

    My mother always told me to never date a good cook...I thought she wanted me to starve, she was saving my from indentured servitude.

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Don't listen to her, I'll make u dinner, btw what college did u go to

    • @ajachaney37
      @ajachaney37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmaooo

    • @athenskrg5451
      @athenskrg5451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ahhh4117 hahahahahah

    • @smays717
      @smays717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or you could be like my husband, he’s had me teach him how to cook so that he’s got a much better relationship resume for his second worth!

    • @cristinasolano6487
      @cristinasolano6487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or she could teach you how to cook.

  • @Tejah
    @Tejah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    She is best. 😆 Cracks me up everytime. Especially her realization of a full time mother's job & the extra burdens of a dual role.
    She needs to add some single mother absent father & party time only family jokes.
    I can give her plenty of material.

  • @ThomasDoubting5
    @ThomasDoubting5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    She has to one of the funniest skilled comedians for time.
    Nothing funnier that the truth delivered like this superb.

  • @ZephyzWorld
    @ZephyzWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The way that these are cut together just adds to it because Ali will be talking about how great being a stay-at-home mom is then it immediately talks to her shitting on it lmao.

  • @Alex-gc7yv
    @Alex-gc7yv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That prenup joke is soooooo good.

  • @aabracadavra
    @aabracadavra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I've never enjoyed a plot twist as much as the one she pulled out. It's the most convoluted appreciation message to feminists there is. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @mjraines5159
    @mjraines5159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    As a house wife/ stay home mom, i completely agree

  • @Moe_Preme
    @Moe_Preme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    The stringer beef joke flew over sooooo many peoples head. 😂

    • @costeris35
      @costeris35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That one came in under the wire.

    • @trishl707
      @trishl707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t get it but I laughed lmao. What’s the reference?

    • @Moe_Preme
      @Moe_Preme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@trishl707 stringer beef is a reference to the character stringer bell, from the HBO series “the wire”.It was a Late 90s early 2000s show.

    • @trishl707
      @trishl707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Moe_Preme ahhhh thank you

    • @rkms5606
      @rkms5606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right! Loved it

  • @traceysouth1047
    @traceysouth1047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "all day long with this human Tamagotch" hahahahaha~ She's slaying it ! LOL

  • @rachelgreer5263
    @rachelgreer5263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Proud house wife here. My heart goes out to those double income households. 😆 🤣

  • @mrskrombopulusmichaelmichaels_
    @mrskrombopulusmichaelmichaels_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I dont know how many times i've watched this, and it is still funny as hell

  • @TheRealMichiDesu
    @TheRealMichiDesu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Can she write a book called "lie down"? Like please?

  • @swagatapaul5351
    @swagatapaul5351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Love it how angry and aggrevated she is 😂

  • @DHuongLeHuynh
    @DHuongLeHuynh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    No matter how many times I watch, her comedy shows cracks me up every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @go-goyubari8776
    @go-goyubari8776 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "B*tch shut up! Don't tell them the secret!" 😂

  • @karinrandall855
    @karinrandall855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love Ali, she is so wonderful!

  • @soundwavedm
    @soundwavedm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Hilarious how this clip was prophetic for Pixar's "Bao" lol

  • @aquasky1138
    @aquasky1138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    I was practically sawed in half to save my kid’s life when she was born. 4 days after surgery I am doing the stand, sit, lie down game from Who’s Line Is It Anyway because newborns need something every 30 minutes. The pain was awful. It took 6 months before she’d even sleep 4 hours at a time. My husband had his appendix out. 3 tiny little scars, hospital sent him home after 24 hours, and he was complaining about how much pain he was in and needed to rest.

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You can’t convince me men are stronger than women haha. I also had a traumatic emergency c section and my husband had the audacity to ask why I could barely talk because according to him you’re on painkillers, you shouldn’t be in pain’. Wanted to strangle his ass lol.

    • @lindseymccollum4514
      @lindseymccollum4514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      If y'all husband's attitude is like that, then divorce their asses

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@lindseymccollum4514 Trust me, I would if I could. I can’t stand the thought of leaving the kids to him and whoever he decides to marry.

    • @ladywartooth
      @ladywartooth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hadilayyad6147 count down the days until the kids are out of the house.

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ladywartooth Yeah I already am trust me :/ I’ve started this tax prep course so I can do something for myself and get my focus and work ethic back. Depression and anxiety hasn’t done me any favors.

  • @zumeraaa
    @zumeraaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The juxtaposition of the two shows is so good! You really see how her experiences shifted after she had her first baby.

  • @gulamelaka77
    @gulamelaka77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “…she shit on my chest. Where’s my confetti at”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @stelheartsmelville
    @stelheartsmelville 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I absolutely adore Ali Wong, she is my favorite comedian!

  • @kimmariefaber4636
    @kimmariefaber4636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    « bitch shut up! ». Love it!

  • @aw1078
    @aw1078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    She's awesome. Totally underrated.

  • @kofuzi
    @kofuzi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    playing a piece of tofu in a pixar movie is now my dream job

  • @DonnaSnyder
    @DonnaSnyder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That bit about work toilet paper and dispenser and doodoo-so true. So funny.

  • @rolandohernandez36
    @rolandohernandez36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Where's My Confetti At" Couldn't Stop Laughing.

  • @boboloko
    @boboloko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I’m so glad that she said, “lie down” and not “lay down”.

    • @isaacburrows8405
      @isaacburrows8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your a idiot whom thinks there smarter then every one else

    • @isaacburrows8405
      @isaacburrows8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@karleedontanville8690 you got you're smiley face upsidedown

    • @boboloko
      @boboloko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@isaacburrows8405 I see what you did there!

    • @chima6291
      @chima6291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She obviously has a great vocabulary

  • @mickeyfacee
    @mickeyfacee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Ain’t no paranoia, my coworkers ALWAYS recognize my feet under the stall, it’s mortifying every time 😂

  • @cecilia1999
    @cecilia1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    She is brilliant!! So hilarious and so right on the point!

  • @mariahdelapenia
    @mariahdelapenia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I’m with her on the housewife part 😭😂 my brain: “that bitch got it made” while everybody else is like “ewww you don’t have a job?! *hurls*” 💀💀
    I love her angry rants, you know she’s Asian just cause of that. I’m Filipino. We do that on a regular. I sound like I’m pissed but I’m not, I’m telling the TRUTH. 😂😭😭

  • @MrKellyv1
    @MrKellyv1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Hilarious and terrifying all at once

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kinda like sitting shot gun for your kid's first driving lesson

    • @matttrafton2725
      @matttrafton2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep. She totally reinforces my decision to stay remain a bachelor.

  • @pratikvyas9626
    @pratikvyas9626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "i did that so he'd bcm dependent on me"

  • @jsantiago9485
    @jsantiago9485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    That paranoia in the toilet stalls is too real. Avoid public toilets to avoid humiliation.

  • @carlosf3421
    @carlosf3421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    She is freaking hilarious! Best female comic hands down.

    • @danilcrackvchenko732
      @danilcrackvchenko732 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn is she is the best I can’t imagine the worst…..

  • @SweetUniverse
    @SweetUniverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Love her dangerously soft voice 😂😂😂

  • @warrenaugust
    @warrenaugust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This woman is the best! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

    • @mohamedalatbee3958
      @mohamedalatbee3958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I find your comment funnier than this shitty show.

  • @Flascoexp
    @Flascoexp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So he can depend on her.....thats genius right there. If possible work smarter not harder.

  • @DininDalael
    @DininDalael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Both of her special are awesome. Highly recommend watching them. She's great!

  • @sephirotheonwe2677
    @sephirotheonwe2677 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I can honestly say that this girl is super underrated...she is fucking funny...she is the best imo.

  • @ChinaDoll305
    @ChinaDoll305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lmaooo! "Lean in, I want to lie down!" 😩🤣 Yes mam!

  • @Zedlee
    @Zedlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I don't wanna work anymore"
    Same... 🤣

  • @laurenell1112
    @laurenell1112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Her take on feminism and women in the workforce is one of the most brutal truths I've seen come out of the entertainment industry. She is the only female comedian I keep coming back to.

  • @heathj7794
    @heathj7794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    I'm almost positive that Ali being pregnant is just part of the gimmick now.

    • @ruthiecastro9519
      @ruthiecastro9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right away when I saw her i said that’s not a real Tummy I guess she’s wearing a prosthesis to pretend she’s pregnant because it’s funny

    • @dannyphantommm
      @dannyphantommm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ruthiecastro9519 its not fake, she has two children and did a Netflix special during both pregnancies

    • @guy8646
      @guy8646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She’s said she had to have two kids in quick succession because of her age.

  • @shenavang789
    @shenavang789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Man! I haven’t laughed so hard in a lonnnnng time! Made my day! 😂😂😂

  • @ConstantinPhillipou
    @ConstantinPhillipou ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Truth spoken with humor

  • @seekingeudaimonia6884
    @seekingeudaimonia6884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Because I’ve seen so many videos of her lately during her pregnancy, she now kinda of feels like the mom from family guy who is always pregnant.
    Just forever pregnant in the same state, no one is doing live shows. I mean she has already been technically pregnant, to me, for a year or more. It’s strange.

    • @Inbraneinthememsane
      @Inbraneinthememsane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s her only comedy sales pitch. And she is not funny, no matter how much Netflix tries to shove it down our throats.

    • @seekingeudaimonia6884
      @seekingeudaimonia6884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Inbraneinthememsane may I ask what your gender/age is?
      I am a 28 year old mom, so maybe you don’t like the reality she puts out, that she doesn’t need to be sexy to be seen, but for a lot of women all the bodily functions for us are forbidden, never to be seen or heard.
      As we get older you are supposed to be more proper. Elegant. People don’t have these conversations but a lot of people think it.
      She also showed growth as most moms do. Before, you would put down stay at home moms, can’t wait for the day, then it happens, and it is so isolating, hard, and we are supposed to be mothers with a motherly instinct and a smile. My partner is allowed to be frustrated with our child and walk away, I can’t do that. I’m always supposed to be happy, on top of things, and people think I do fuck all when I am home.
      My mental health got a million time better when I went back to work, that shit is not for me. I need a break too.
      So depending on your age or sex, it would make sense why it isn’t funny to you.
      But for me, it’s not just funny, it’s reassuring, validating, it is a huge step for woman to be able to talk like this, in public, and not be jailed for it. It’s a huge step for men to understand, it’s fucking hard for us too, and even messier than you could ever imagine or begin to deal with. We shouldn’t have to explain things, you should be a willing participant, trying to figure out that rubix cube too

    • @Inbraneinthememsane
      @Inbraneinthememsane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seekingeudaimonia6884 tl;dr she isn’t funny - if you need reassurance from a pseudo comedian, then you have serious issues

    • @seekingeudaimonia6884
      @seekingeudaimonia6884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Inbraneinthememsane this seems like a you problem. You didn’t comment on the video, you sought out to hate her under my comment, then put me down as well, when I gave literally so many reasons as to why it’s relatable to certain people, but maybe not you because of age or gender.
      The best jokes are those that hit you emotionally. You empathize with someone. Even if it’s a dirty nasty joke you can relate, or the dark recesses of your mind do at least.
      Most medical professionals aren’t reassuring, they give you a diagnosis, action plan, but it’s not empathy it’s teaching and growing specific areas of your life.
      talking with your community openly about issues your facing, that’s different. It hits differently.
      It may not be what you need to hear but I know a lot of moms/dads or wives/partners/husbands do really need to hear it because they are having a hard time.
      It’s not for you cool, but that can really help someone or change someone’s perspective on a topic

    • @Inbraneinthememsane
      @Inbraneinthememsane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seekingeudaimonia6884 tl;dr LOL

  • @osvaldwulf9960
    @osvaldwulf9960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Ali Wong is the most hilarious woman ever.

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    0:56, voice acting would be amazing!

    • @mewmames
      @mewmames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She's on Big Mouth!

    • @damionw9740
      @damionw9740 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And on tuca and bird

    • @zer08927
      @zer08927 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damionw9740 unfortunately it was cancelled.

    • @667nine
      @667nine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @Adradryou
      @Adradryou 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zer08927 got picked up by adult swim!

  • @stasianotberry
    @stasianotberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Freaking LOVE her. My life goals are in her every phrase.

  • @sureindubitably3771
    @sureindubitably3771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "And I had to act like everything is ok, when clearly everything is not ok"
    I'm gonna bet right now this is what we all are feeling

  • @entertainmentquiz2826
    @entertainmentquiz2826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Shes too damn good😂😂😂
    "Standard for men is so low they get praised for doing so little "
    True 😁😁

  • @paws2012
    @paws2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    She must have really liked staying at home the past year!

    • @trishl707
      @trishl707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I did. The idea of in person meetings is giving me a panic attack. Just ugh... if I could go back I would’ve put more effort into marrying rich super young. Hindsight... *screams internally*

  • @ryotaarai3816
    @ryotaarai3816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I agree with her on feminism. Don't tell others what women can do and raise expectations!! I wish I can just be a housewife. 😅

    • @lizastarpeter4295
      @lizastarpeter4295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol, literally nobody is telling you that you can’t be a housewife.

    • @personincognito3989
      @personincognito3989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lizastarpeter4295 perhaps you missed the above commenters point. There is probably a million reasons why she cannot be a housewife right now I would think a big one might be Financial but there could be thousands more

    • @lizastarpeter4295
      @lizastarpeter4295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@personincognito3989 Well seeing as the only thing she mentioned was feminism I took her at her word. There is nothing in the world easier than being a housewife. If she can’t make that happen now then it’s her fault, not feminisms fault or because of finances.

    • @ThirrinDiamond
      @ThirrinDiamond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lizastarpeter4295 oyoyoy lol being a housewife is not easy but making the choice is easy yes.... the consequences and how if the man ends up being abusive youre stuck? Not so much

    • @personincognito3989
      @personincognito3989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lizastarpeter4295 the easiest thing in the world? Well you're obviously not one or you're super lazy one because it is the hardest job particularly if you have children

  • @maribelsoto6552
    @maribelsoto6552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    She’s got to be my favorite comedian! No not just my favorite female comedian just comedian period she’s amazingly Witty her timing is perfect truly a gem

  • @dibzydaddy
    @dibzydaddy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ali is hilarious!