What do you mean “if”? Ever notice how Scooby and Shaggy were always looking for something to munch on? Lotta weed burned in the back of that Mystery Machine.
People really do think metal "is just screaming" like um isnt that grindcore and all those grind genres some have lyrics but i think its mostly entertainment (i havent studied too much just discovered the genre) but i did hear one song that was very meaningful but metal is in fact lyrics with meaning and not "just screaming" like non metalheads think
1:51 Lyrics:Some consider Quantum Psychology a follow-up to Wilson's earlier volume Prometheus Rising, mainly for the presence of practical exercises to demonstrate its concepts at the end of each chapter (this time intended for groups rather than a lone reader). It focuses primarily on the metaphysical and epistemological problems of Aristotelean reasoning and its use in everyday language, covering E-Prime (Wilson wrote the book in E-Prime) and how it addresses many of the semantic (and resulting perceptual) "spooks" that common language lets in. It also covers psychosomatic healing and a possible explanation for it; non-local effects in quantum physics (Bell's theorem) and the theories of David Bohm; and a brief recap of the Timothy Leary eightfold consciousness theory of human consciousness which Prometheus Rising covers in greater detail.
when I was 11 I stayed in India with my moms family. me, my cousin, my mom, my brother and my aunt would sleep in the same bed and my other aunt and her two kids would sleep on the bed next to ours. one day when we woke up there was dried blood where my cousin slept. she got her period the day before but she didn't put on a pad when she showered last night because she thought it was over. shes a heavy bleeder so there was a lot of blood (it was as big as a dinner plate) and when my little cousin who was only 6 walked into the room and he saw the blood he started crying because he thought someone died.
Hardcore/Punk: I hate my home town, But i love my friends I hate my home town, But my friends are awesome My home town sucks My home town sucks My home town sucks But Pizzas, awesome Post Hardcore: My girlfriend Broke up with me I'm really upset about it It's really...my own fault But I'm gonna blame her Metalcore: Machines Machines are taking over This is a new world order Machines They will take us all away This is a new world order Deathcore: I hate you You hate me We are a hateful family With a punch to the face And a kick from me to you Won't you say you hate me too Black Metal: Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Oh yeah did i mention? Satan Hair Metal: Girrllss I love me some Girrrlss Girrlss Girrlss Giirrllss Give me a lot of Giirls Girrlss Southern Metal: Yeeaaahhhhhhhh I'll die for my countrryyyyyy I love America Yeeaaaaaaahhhhhh This is the best god damn countryyyy Awwyeeaaahh Slam Metal: *zombie pigman/piglins noises* Beatdown: I'm so tough I'm so tough I'm so damn tough Nobody is as tough as me Im tougher than you Fight me brooo I'll kill you Grindcore: *grinding noises* Thrash Metal: Blood is raining from the sky There is blood on the floor Blood on the ceiling There is blood everywhere I love blood Blood
Lezz.mp4 He’s not kidding about Post Hardcore. Yesterday I was really starting to get into it, and then I looked up the lyrics... Never before has an entire band been ruined for me.
@@unidentifiablegamer8192 That's actually REALLY reasonable lol. Even I have trouble with IA sometimes (especially the lyrics) and I grew up listening to stuff like Dying Fetus and Devourment.
This video entails a story of how a man who hates his hometown gets broken up with by his girlfriend, then proceeds to witness the end of the world by the hand of machines. He tells her that she hates her, and then proceeds to call out to satan. He then gets together with some girls, and talks about how amazing the US is. Then he grunts and then fights her ex’s new boyfriend while growling, exclaiming how there is blood everywhere and that he loves blood when the deer is done.
Me: *casually listens to metal* What my mom hears: 0:47 What my dad hears: 1:03 What my uncle hears: 1:18 What my Aunt hears: 1:34 What my cousins hear: 1:50 What my online friends hear: 2:03
Thats what i hear in metal, but i hear it not, i have take it and do it in a trash can. Work done, ...Metal are sucks, reaaaly sucks, no words how stupid it is!
Punk likes pizza, Post hardcore likes to blame girlfriends, metalcore likes machines, deathcore likes nothing, black metal likes satan, hair metal likes girls, southern metal likes America, slam metal likes to sound weird, beatdown likes themselves,grindcore likes burping, thrash metal likes blood
Blood is raining from the sky There is blood on the floor There is blood on the ceiling There is blood everywhere I love bloood! This trash is so brutal 😄
Shadow well that's one band judiest preist is shit to me and that's just an opinion.. Just like how u don't like Asking Alexandria.. Its just your opinion other people may like it
Idk, listening to someone trying to tell me that metal is noise makes me scream pretty loud. Added bonus, it's angry and not painful (although it is painful mentally
Ibrahim Strika the same could be said about any kind of extreme metal vocals, but they are called vocals because they're sounds made with voice and vocal chords, so they're vocals, your opinion does not affect it,
chris plaxe Actually, most of those growling sounds are rarelly made with the vocal cords, since that would tear them apart really quick. So no, they aren't exactly vocals...
here you have some lyrics: Hardcore/Punk I hate my hometown, but I love my friends! I hate my hometown, but my friends are awesooooome! My hometown sucks x3 but pizza is awesome (¿?) Post Hardcore My girlfriend broke up with me, I'm really upset about it I'ts really my own fault, but I'm gonna blame her! Metalcore My sheens, my sheens are taking oveeeer, this is a new akjsdhfbr (¿?) My sheens, they will take us all over, this is the new world order Deathcore I hate you, you hate me, we are hateful family with a punch to the face, and a kick from me to you won't you say you hate me too? Black metal Satan x6 Oh yeah, did I mention satan? Hair metal girls! I love me, some girls! girls, girls (¿?) girls! Give me some girls! giiiiiiieerrrlllsss Southern metal Yeaaaaah! I would die for my country I love america, yeaaah! this is the best god daaaamn countryy, oh yeah! Slam metal ????????? Beatdown I'm so tough, I'm so tough, I'm so damn tough nobody is as tough as me, I'm tougher than you! fight me nooow, I will kill you! Grindcore (pig squealing) Thrash metal Blood is raining from the sky! there's blood on the floor blood on the ceiling, there's blood everywhere, I loooove blood! blooooood!
1:52 sounds like Scooby doo if he was a smoker
😂😂😂
Like, where are my cigars ,scoob?!”
What do you mean “if”?
Ever notice how Scooby and Shaggy were always looking for something to munch on?
Lotta weed burned in the back of that Mystery Machine.
Lmfao😂😂😂
This should have soooo many more likes 😂😂😭
1:50 Scooby Doo when he discovers metal.
Shouldn't that be just Ghost?
Santiago Osorio so true my dude😂😂😂😂😂
That's a good one🤣🤣
PERFECTION
🤣🤣🤣
2:20 what everyone thinks screaming in metal means
They r ignorant
For real...that's annoying af.
People really do think metal "is just screaming" like um isnt that grindcore and all those grind genres some have lyrics but i think its mostly entertainment (i havent studied too much just discovered the genre) but i did hear one song that was very meaningful but metal is in fact lyrics with meaning and not "just screaming" like non metalheads think
2:03 the boys in 3rd grade carrying 2 chairs at once for the assembly
lMaO
Sounds like something I would’ve done during my elementary school days lol
Lmao
Well I carried three top that🔥😈☺️
This was a joke putting it out there now so there aren’t any comment section wars
@@jackbretherton3869 stronk
1:02 What every metal genre sounds like to moms
Yeah. Moms in 1989 perhaps. Moms in 2020 rock. 🤘
Karens
Yes exactly
Carson??
Even power metal?
"My girlfriend broke up with me
I'm really upset about it
Its really my own fault
But I'm gonna blame her" 😂 perfection
Xela D that hit *way* too close to home.
Lol
Lmfo
@Xela da you love john mulaney i love him to you know
Ha
My friend: wheres the wifi password
Me: at the back of the router
Back of the router: 1:50
Pong It underrated comment
😂😂😂😂 omg
Not funny
Yikez Vanilla ur not funny
@@thebigearedbandit8843 dw we're the only people here with brains it seems
1:51
Lyrics:Some consider Quantum Psychology a follow-up to Wilson's earlier volume Prometheus Rising, mainly for the presence of practical exercises to demonstrate its concepts at the end of each chapter (this time intended for groups rather than a lone reader). It focuses primarily on the metaphysical and epistemological problems of Aristotelean reasoning and its use in everyday language, covering E-Prime (Wilson wrote the book in E-Prime) and how it addresses many of the semantic (and resulting perceptual) "spooks" that common language lets in.
It also covers psychosomatic healing and a possible explanation for it; non-local effects in quantum physics (Bell's theorem) and the theories of David Bohm; and a brief recap of the Timothy Leary eightfold consciousness theory of human consciousness which Prometheus Rising covers in greater detail.
what
Yo what the-
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@@osielrubio9813 no
"The theme of the nugget has no personality what the numbers and talk with" Those are the real lyrics just put the subtitles
His neighbors must love him
Chandler Kennedy copycat
My hometown sucks but pizza's awesome, that's what he said lol
i’d love a neighbor like that tbh
He dosent have any
He has killed all his neighbours.
I use this as my ASMR for sleeping at night. Been great.
SAMESSSSS
I feel that
I just gave u your thousandth like
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Same
1:03 is what people who don’t listen to metal hear.
Sego Dragon this is what my mother thought exactly when i first started listening to metal.
Lol kids at my school think that Chuck berry and cannibal corpse are pretty much the same thing
Tec-9 PW someone did
Sego Dragon I don’t want to like it’s at 669 for me
Wrenchwd 2007 Nice
Best part is at 2:35
When Jared says “There’s blood on the floor!” the captions decide to say “What a nice feeling!” 🤣
Wtf
Dude that's true lol
PFFFFFFFF
Blood on the ceiling
Or 1:50 "The theme of the Nugget has no personality".
For some reason, slam metal reminds me of the sound a pig makes when it's excited about getting a bath
That's what it sounds like too. Just kidding (but not really), check out Slam Worldwide for a bunch of bands and see for yourself.
XD
that's so especific that it scares me
Omfg u such rite
Let's get actual pigs for slam metal!
2:20 that what it sounds like in a Taco Bell bathroom
Ha ha
OH NO XD
Dipper
XD
LOL XD
"I hate you
You hate me
We are hateful family"
wait is that Barney & friends song?
Yes, it is
Yeah 😂
Yep
You mean Barney & enemies?
no it's a deathcore song.
2:32 when she forgets to wear a pad
omg yes
That has happened to me a lot. 🤦🏼♀️😂☠
when I was 11 I stayed in India with my moms family. me, my cousin, my mom, my brother and my aunt would sleep in the same bed and my other aunt and her two kids would sleep on the bed next to ours. one day when we woke up there was dried blood where my cousin slept. she got her period the day before but she didn't put on a pad when she showered last night because she thought it was over. shes a heavy bleeder so there was a lot of blood (it was as big as a dinner plate) and when my little cousin who was only 6 walked into the room and he saw the blood he started crying because he thought someone died.
Avenged Sevenfold hell yeah
Don't you just hate it when you forget your pads and accidentally shoot your blood on the ceiling. Goddamn.
Hardcore/Punk:
I hate my home town,
But i love my friends
I hate my home town,
But my friends are awesome
My home town sucks
My home town sucks
My home town sucks
But Pizzas, awesome
Post Hardcore:
My girlfriend
Broke up with me
I'm really upset about it
It's really...my own fault
But I'm gonna blame her
Metalcore:
Machines
Machines are taking over
This is a new world order
Machines
They will take us all away
This is a new world order
Deathcore:
I hate you
You hate me
We are a hateful family
With a punch to the face
And a kick from me to you
Won't you say you hate me too
Black Metal:
Satan
Satan
Satan
Satan
Satan
Satan
Oh yeah did i mention?
Satan
Hair Metal:
Girrllss
I love me some
Girrrlss
Girrlss
Girrlss
Giirrllss
Give me a lot of
Giirls
Girrlss
Southern Metal:
Yeeaaahhhhhhhh
I'll die for my countrryyyyyy
I love America
Yeeaaaaaaahhhhhh
This is the best god damn countryyyy
Awwyeeaaahh
Slam Metal:
*zombie pigman/piglins noises*
Beatdown:
I'm so tough
I'm so tough
I'm so damn tough
Nobody is as tough as me
Im tougher than you
Fight me brooo
I'll kill you
Grindcore:
*grinding noises*
Thrash Metal:
Blood is raining from the sky
There is blood on the floor
Blood on the ceiling
There is blood everywhere
I love blood
Blood
Lezz.mp4 He’s not kidding about Post Hardcore. Yesterday I was really starting to get into it, and then I looked up the lyrics... Never before has an entire band been ruined for me.
thank you, my listening in English is bad
Thrash*
Disappointed, I was waiting for the captions of slam metal.
List of those songs, please guys
Yes, you called?
Bruh
r/beetlejuicing
Oh, hey bro
I'm late as fuck, but... can I have your autograph?
Omg I’m such a big fan !
Grindcore sounds like the longest burp ever
well you're not wrong
TheAlmightyJayden TheAlmightyJayden that's what I was about to say! XD
TheAlmightyJayden TheAlmightyJayden lmao sir, you made my day! 😂😂
The Berzerkers - Mono grind.
Go my children!
more like epicest burp ever '-'
what i hear : 1:18
What my mom hears : 1:11
Underrated XD
Very underrated😂
My mom is cool about metal up until stuff like Infant anihilator and So hideous. However she’ll deal with stuff like cannibal corpse and Slipknot.
@@unidentifiablegamer8192 That's actually REALLY reasonable lol. Even I have trouble with IA sometimes (especially the lyrics) and I grew up listening to stuff like Dying Fetus and Devourment.
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 damn
I FUCKIND DIED AT SLAM METAL
Beatepoo Kern when people ask what pig squeals are
It reminded my bf when he sings in his brutal death band. I still don't understand why he wastes time to write the lyrics 🤣
GluttonyR death metal is awesome
Beatepoo Kern hair metal😂😂😂
Beatepoo Kern reminded me of dying fetus.
1:57 when Zombie Pigmen discover metal.
The Moto199 ah. I see your a man of culture as well.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd stay in the nether.
True that
XDDD
This video entails a story of how a man who hates his hometown gets broken up with by his girlfriend, then proceeds to witness the end of the world by the hand of machines. He tells her that she hates her, and then proceeds to call out to satan. He then gets together with some girls, and talks about how amazing the US is. Then he grunts and then fights her ex’s new boyfriend while growling, exclaiming how there is blood everywhere and that he loves blood when the deer is done.
LOL so accurate😂😂
What a touching story! XD
Is this a Coheed and Cambria album?
I'm sry... WUT
I just came back to this to see it favorited by Jared with 1k likes, awesome!
This dudes vocal range is amazing
Bump
he is using false cord and falsetto.Only southern metal uses modal but it didnt go particularly high
i dont get it lol
Jared is a legend
2 octaves? Lol
GORLS
Myah gororls
Gørels
Gürools
Grills!
The best thing is all of his facial expressions
Yep
Ya cuz hes faking
@@DrLordStinkyButtTheButler that's true
People: What kind of music do you listen to?
Me: Hard Rock
People: Oh, so you like screaming?
Me: ...no. No, I don’t.
My Brain: *REEEEEEEE*
REEEEEE
hard rock is like From Death To Destiny by AA
"Oh, so you like screaming"
"No"
*proceeds to ree in their face*
Except Hard Rock isn’t Metal.
(Yup. I’m being “that guy”)
totallyfrozen who are you correcting?
1:18 - What I hear
2:00 - what my mom hears
Nobody:
Subtitles when Jared sings hardcore/punk: *calm down*
The deathcore and slam ones are hilarious
Yeah that happened to me
the theme of the nugget
Hair Metal: [music]
Really, TH-cam? Out of all of them, that's the one you consider music?
"Alfred broke up with me"
This video is an instant classic.
I'm dying over here. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Música clistia
Must be the filter.
Classic for stupid people. This is pure garbage on YT
J. Ahumada you say, you bio trash.
Slam metal: OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO
Grindcore: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Those are both the lyrics and guitar tabs
Who's that Pokemon?!
Oo Ee Oo ee oo ee oo eeoo ee oo ooooouuuuuu
looks djenty
Oei oei oei!!!
Me: *casually listens to metal*
What my mom hears: 0:47
What my dad hears: 1:03
What my uncle hears: 1:18
What my Aunt hears: 1:34
What my cousins hear: 1:50
What my online friends hear: 2:03
I can't agree more lmao
Dad and mom should switch and you got it
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha omg give me your number
That was a good one 😂
Slam Metal = Batman at Vocals
😂😂😂
You made my day :D
+Victor Ribeiro Well the technique used for DeathMetal growls is the same used to voice Batman, no wonder it sounds alike :)
hahah
I am be dangerous now
7 year old me on my iPad:
My grandpa: 0:31
hahaha
LMFAOO
This is scary true
But iPads weren't invented until age 16.
1:28 is Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue
Tom Cruise I know and I feel attacked 😂
Neighbors be like: How the hell many singers are in this house
First grade teacher: Are there any strong boys who can help me?
Boy: 2:03
sooo underrated yet but i bet this comment will rise.
LMAO!!!!!!
sel what are you doing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I still remember being like that
LMAOOO
grindcore was basically the world's longest burp
he is awaiting sluzzle dude
TovariousWarious 2 it really is
OJ McClanahan I was just making a little joke on the way Jared did it, I wasn't hating on any kind of grindcore band.
and the longest grind song ever.. :D if it's longer than 10 secs, it's not grind anymore
TovariousWarious 2 what in the hell is that profile pic??? its scaring the shit out of me lol
im guitar from ecuador. you are the metal master. amazing voice
+Jared Dines your awesome
+Jared Dines LOL!
+Jared Dines dead xD
Get rekt m9. :v
+francisco xavier herrera quito how can guitar type a comment ??
1:50 sounds of pig
Subtitles: tHe ThEMe of The NuGgEt haS nO peRsoNaLIty
bRUH
Lmao
Lmao wtf
The theme of the nugget has no personality what the numbers and talk with
Lmao
ur actually really good at slam and grindcore do vocal covers
Mv
Your channel has some rather INTERESTING content.
ShAdowy_DaRk interesting you say... Lol
The Grindcore one was not really accurate. I mean they have also slower parts.
Just listen to your garbage disposal
Nikolas Mokalis *w
Lost it at "Satan"
What was he saying?
He was just screaming SATAAAAAAAN and then he said oh did I mention,SATAAAAN?!
xXSkyifyXx Same dude
xXSkyifyXx lost it at slam metal
I lost it at grindcore
Slam Metal.
I died laughing, I am dead now. Yes.
Sataaaaaannnn
that sounds like pigg XDDDD
))
Grind too)
Saaaame XD
1:18 The moment I get out of quarantine
It's hilarious how much I agree
Ha-ha-ha ᴴᵃ :t
Ain’t seeing the end of quarantine.
@@BobSkating me neither fam 🥲
oh yeah, did I mention Satan?
ikr! I haven't laugh this hard in a long time.
:D LOL
+lowbreeder could it be Satan?
You actually haven't after the 20,000,000 times you said it in your song.
Hahahaha :')
Oh my gosh, the slam metal had my dying!
Iron
Copper
Titanium
Lead
Aluminium
Tin
Gold
Silver
Sodium
Bronze
Black Adder Gaming hhhh
I thought you were doing something clever with atomic symbols for a bit so I started trying to piece together where FeCuTiPbAlSnAu was going
Fabian Miranda tbh i have asd and that is kind of offensive
not to me, but to others
2:03 Beatdown is SO Pantera! 😂
☝️🤓- umm... actually pantera is groove metal not beatdown.
There's blood on the floor.
There's blood on the ceiling.
My god, there's blood everywhere (_Shia LaBeouf_)!
Sad's Channel thats what twilight should be about
Nihilist LOL
Slayer in a nutshell
Hey you're that guy who made mlgarnet
That's me!
Have you seen the new one?
1:50 is gold!!
1:50
The metal singer after drinking 5L of soda
2:20
Me after drinking 5L of soda
soy samuel po so true
😂😂😂
I miss this era of Metal. Jared Dines has come so far. Proud of you bro.
OMG THAT LYRICS XD
those*
^
idiot
SATAN!!!!! SATAN!!!! SATAN!!!! OH YA DID I MENTION SATAN!!!!!
+Reapor Hydra nice name
"Blood is raining from the sky
There's blood on the floor
Blood on the ceiling
There's blood everywhere
I love blood"
Haha I love this
Misako Ichiguro when u get raining blood at Walmart
@Eggsbeen adik ”Raining blooooooood
From a lacerated sky
Bleeding its horror
Creating my structure now I shall reign in blood“
What exodus song is this
Funny thing is... same genre as that pop group known as Metallica. ;)
Slayer
1:03 What metal haters with half a brain hear in metal
1:51 What metal haters with half a brain cell hear in metal
i mean both are pretty accurate
Thats what i hear in metal, but i hear it not, i have take it and do it in a trash can. Work done, ...Metal are sucks, reaaaly sucks, no words how stupid it is!
@@nichtimmer9134 if ur gonna hate on metal learn proper grammar and English first
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@@nichtimmer9134 lmao I hope you are just trolling
2:03 me trying to hype myself up in the mirror every morning, knowing it's not doing anything
Underrated comment lol
Lost it at DeathCore
Edit lmao lost it at the video
😂 me too
same
😂😂😂
I lost it at slam metal HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
slam metal was the best
I thought I was the only one who like it :D
Watch Batmetal
Or listen to dethklok lol
Dead Parasite definitely! I would say 2nd was black metal
xD
Punk likes pizza, Post hardcore likes to blame girlfriends, metalcore likes machines, deathcore likes nothing, black metal likes satan, hair metal likes girls, southern metal likes America, slam metal likes to sound weird, beatdown likes themselves,grindcore likes burping, thrash metal likes blood
no deathcore likes hateful families
The Frözenfires daethcore likes to hate
punk likes his friends
pretty much
best comment of all time xD
1:18 Me trying to sing metal and doing screams while I’m home alone 😬
I'm so tough
I'm so tough
I'm so damn tough
Nobody is as tough as me
Love it😂
IM SO DAMN TOUGH
I'm Tougher then you!!!
Lmfao and the voice is spot-on Phil Anselmo
dorian I am be angerous now
I got some Traitors vibes from these lyrics lol
I understand slam metal! He says something about love, little dogs... cats... and i think about rainbows.
Skyline lmfao
Skyline Dude I'm pretty sure he's just furiously burping, same with grindcore.
sometimes at slam metal i remember to flush the toilette after Usage :D
Skyline that's exactly what I think
Skyline i really liked the part where he said
“Deeer beer skeeer” it really touched me
fail joke. I mean I understand every word you've said
I'm Not A bot don't ban me I can tell the same about you
slam metal???
+geicowithdagheko1 I've posted this comment before that part
Yup so you also mean grindcore and slam metal
Even Slam Metal?
"SEITAAAAAANNNN..." ah, the good ol' Vegan Black Metal
I feel attacked by the hair metal one
I’m not the only one then!!! The comment section isn’t the place for us. I have been deeply wounded by the things people have said.
Gnr fan?
LMFAO just me reading this was funnier than 'Oh and did I mention Satan's
Me 2 lmao :)))
Btw love your profile pic
Good
1:50 when you have a cough!
Haha. Don't know what kind of coughs you've been having.
Hells Angel e
Ahhahahahahahaahahahahaahhaahahhaahahhahahahahahha
1:50 Would make a nice character voice in Banjo-Kazooie
Totally
Denis Henrique dos
treasure cove trove hippo? XD
HAHAHAHAHAHA
"I love blood"
Me too!, I would literally *die* without it!
Teacher: Lets Do A Vocal Test.
Everyone: 0:16
Some Weird Idiot: 1:50
Me: 1:02
I can imagine the boys being like that loollll(the weird idiot one)
Lmao I'm the weird idiot
Me: 0:47
Very underrated comment
The weird idiot one killed me😂
2:19 me after 6 beers :D
Such an underrated comment😅😅
NorteK are you ok?
Bruh hahah
Lightweight
2:00 killed me
2:04 me when I see my crush
I love the stereotypical lyrics! It makes the whole thing so much better wow
the grindcore lyrics were spot on
" oh yeah did I mention sataaaaan!" 😂😂😂
😂
Deathcore = Cookie Monster
Paid to Drive! 😂😂😂
I tried. I really can't listen to any of this. I grew up on Hair Metal. I don't like cookie monster vocals.
Paid to Drive! Deathcore = shit
Paid to Drive! That’s slam
black metal = Ledger's Joker
2:03 IM SO TOUGH IM SO TOUGH
Subtitle:bOy sO JuMp OR sO SApPhire sO dAmn sHOrT
My 4 year old son: Daddy.... Can you sing me a lullaby
Me: Okay. 1:55
😂 You sir, have earned a like!
My 2 youngest probably would've giggled their heads off if I did that when they were 4. Then they would've insisted I do it again.
xD
666 lieks on that comment lol
@@cringeanimations7227 Perfecto. 666 is best number LOL
I’m butthurt about the slam part...
True slam vocalists never put in more than 5% of effort
IanElickMusic BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TOMB OF THE MUTILATED ERA CANNIBAL CORPSE ARRIVES
[3 mins straight of cricket noises]
@[] ssaamil gaming ;)
wtf is slam anyway,,,
i just like... uhhh,,, metal???
Blood is raining from the sky
There is blood on the floor
There is blood on the ceiling
There is blood everywhere
I love bloood!
This trash is so brutal 😄
That's one of mcrs songs XD not really
Slayer, reign in blood
FUUUCCCKING SLLLAAAYYYEEERRR
Thy art is murder pretty much
SLAYERRRRRRR
How my mum sees metal: 1:50
How my dad sees metal: 2:03
How my most of my schoolmates see metal: 1:02
True
Accurate
How I see metal: 1:18
Satan, saaaatan, saaaata, saaatan, saaaaatan oh yeah did I mention sATAN? Awesome - hilarious
⛧
ItzJammeh i Don't know maybe listen to the fucking song then you will get it
0_o
Big Z Dawg Illegal hahhaha hus head shakes
that's what they would do...
I listen to slam metal mostly before I watched this....and the one he did was on point lmao
+Franz Kafka U r right
+Franz Kafka ur nahh
I prefer old school brutal death metal, slam is kind of boring in my opinion
I like deathcore mostly, but I can't find any lyrics to any slam metal songs
reminded me of the Batman metal video
"Blood is raining from the sky, there's blood on the floor, there's blood on the sky"
ceiling*
period
Who am I? D.R.I. !!!!
FUCKING SLAYEEEEEERRR
00:00 hardcore/punk
00:18 post hardcore
00:31 Metalcore
00:46 deathcore
01:01 Black metal
01:18 Hair metal
01:34 southern metal
01:49 slam metal
02:03 beat down
02:18 grindcore
02:28 thrashmetal
The first 4 are not metal
Edit: 4 years after, I like thats genres. Hahahah life changes a lot.
metalcore is metal...idiot
Shadow u don't make sense
CarcassDevourer thank you!! Someone understands
***** So, how much do your edit your voice?
Shadow well that's one band judiest preist is shit to me and that's just an opinion.. Just like how u don't like Asking Alexandria.. Its just your opinion other people may like it
Slam metal sounds like how to baisic
*MEME CHILD* LMFAOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHSHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHA
*MEME CHILD* *basic
Basic*
*MEME CHILD* 😂😂😂😂😂
*MEME CHILD* wtf
*I'm going to church now*
I need to as well now
Same NOT 🤣🤣
Haha amen
Let us go together
Fuck church
2:20 me after a bottle of Pepsi
You copied it and you made it worse
this is how u scream just step on Lego's or just hit your toe in the the table your welcome
PEEETA
Hahaha
its not too bad if you know its coming
Put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall.
Idk, listening to someone trying to tell me that metal is noise makes me scream pretty loud. Added bonus, it's angry and not painful (although it is painful mentally
You should make a part 2!
dude you're awesome at slam vocals
vocals? O.o Those things are called "vocals"? :O
Ibrahim Strika no shit
Ibrahim Strika the same could be said about any kind of extreme metal vocals, but they are called vocals because they're sounds made with voice and vocal chords, so they're vocals, your opinion does not affect it,
chris plaxe Actually, most of those growling sounds are rarelly made with the vocal cords, since that would tear them apart really quick. So no, they aren't exactly vocals...
+Ibrahim Strika dude the air comes from ur diaphragm but sound is made only in the vocal chords.
Can't belive it's over 8 years since this video.
I"m serious how are you such a good vocalist and everything else? damn, I'm impressed yo.
Ooze
Natural talent and practice.
SEITAN SEITAN SEITAN
Svinja oh, and did I mention SEITAN!!
Svinja Hispan detected.
LightFenix dafuq?
SVINJA ! SVINJA ! SVINJA!
LightFenix El diablo is what your thinking of
0:47 is that Barney?
Lillian Ding barney when he listened to metal for the 1st time
Lmfao
Its deathcore barney
Lillian Ding yes
Yep
Your Southern Metal riffs are awesome!
0:46 Barney Metal :v
I think that was what he was going for
Ur comment make me watch this again 😄😄😄😄
I don’t think you mentioned Satan when you did the black metal part... can you redo this vid and talk about Satan?
Quan Littel r/woooooooooooooosh
Quan Littel can happen to anyone
@@milcolonthree Dude you got the pink Lord as Pic and ran 100% into it😂
The Irony of this is too fucking much
Yeah talk about misrepresentation.
Yeah I didn't hear one thing about Satan
here you have some lyrics:
Hardcore/Punk
I hate my hometown, but I love my friends!
I hate my hometown, but my friends are awesooooome!
My hometown sucks x3 but pizza is awesome (¿?)
Post Hardcore
My girlfriend broke up with me, I'm really upset about it
I'ts really my own fault, but I'm gonna blame her!
Metalcore
My sheens, my sheens are taking oveeeer, this is a new akjsdhfbr (¿?)
My sheens, they will take us all over, this is the new world order
Deathcore
I hate you, you hate me, we are hateful family
with a punch to the face, and a kick from me to you
won't you say you hate me too?
Black metal
Satan x6 Oh yeah, did I mention satan?
Hair metal
girls! I love me, some girls! girls, girls (¿?)
girls! Give me some girls! giiiiiiieerrrlllsss
Southern metal
Yeaaaaah! I would die for my country
I love america, yeaaah!
this is the best god daaaamn countryy, oh yeah!
Slam metal
?????????
Beatdown
I'm so tough, I'm so tough, I'm so damn tough
nobody is as tough as me, I'm tougher than you!
fight me nooow, I will kill you!
Grindcore
(pig squealing)
Thrash metal
Blood is raining from the sky! there's blood on the floor
blood on the ceiling, there's blood everywhere, I loooove blood! blooooood!
My sheens? Really. Machines. Are taking over. This is a new world order.
That part was so easy to understand.. lol. How did you get my sheens.
Timothy Anderson yeah its clearly machine are taking over this is a new world order haha one of the only part i understood
well nobody is perfect haha.
Lol 11 styles of metal xD
SpinningMatt
Just teasing, no worries. lol
0:54 subtitle: “the hearts to the faith indicate from me to you won’t you sir you very very Jew.” 💀💀