Fulfilling My Childhood Dream of Becoming a Magician

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  • @oscartejura4887
    @oscartejura4887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10577

    Kurtis making a decision: I’m gonna need some time to mullet over

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier ปีที่แล้ว +8475

    I love how the second Danny saw the magician outfit he understood he was the villain of the video and acted accordingly

    • @xavierpaige5937
      @xavierpaige5937 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      if only you knew...

    • @soupdevourer
      @soupdevourer ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@xavierpaige5937 LMAOOOOO

    • @rachel-lq1em
      @rachel-lq1em ปีที่แล้ว +242

      he was already plotting his revenge

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Danny is a criminal mastermind

    • @Doris_LOWHD
      @Doris_LOWHD ปีที่แล้ว +67

      This aged great

  • @jakedeshiro6312
    @jakedeshiro6312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9011

    “we’re all adults” says the person with a mullet trying to learn magic

    • @kaylalouw3041
      @kaylalouw3041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😶😶😶

    • @lesliep.7508
      @lesliep.7508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Isn't that what adulting is all about?

    • @s29nv1sr1
      @s29nv1sr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@lesliep.7508 Yeah, you gotta figure out why your life is going down the toilet at a magically impossible pace once you're an adult.
      (You also have to figure out how you made your paycheck ✨disappear✨)

    • @virginia_lace
      @virginia_lace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Saanvi Srivastava and you must have a mullet to be an adult, it’s in the rule book

    • @ameliagrace9404
      @ameliagrace9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      and a golden blazer lmao

  • @lostwithoutthewalkingdead9888
    @lostwithoutthewalkingdead9888 ปีที่แล้ว +16619

    I’m sure Danny wont hold this against you for 3 years

    • @kotarobokuto4105
      @kotarobokuto4105 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      No of course not

    • @maxwashere.
      @maxwashere. ปีที่แล้ว +656

      nahh danny’s the kinda guy to forgive and forget. he didn’t give up on revenge, he just moved on

    • @prettypinkribbons15
      @prettypinkribbons15 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      HAHA

    • @EllieBelle1993
      @EllieBelle1993 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      I’m so glad multiple people did what I did, watched his video, then went back to watch the livestream, and of course back here, where it all began

    • @Alpacasaywhatttt
      @Alpacasaywhatttt ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no…😭😭😭

  • @andrewphomsouvanh5890
    @andrewphomsouvanh5890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3164

    lol
    Drew: "....Queen..... of 7"
    Kurtis: "that card doesn't exist"
    Drew: "Gotchaaaaa"

    • @yourfacehere_
      @yourfacehere_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He really said 😏😏

  • @ashh6999
    @ashh6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5736

    danny: a magician?
    kurtis: *removes hat*
    danny: KURTIS the magician!?!

  • @happyme652
    @happyme652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4025

    Kurtis has to get his own shiny jacket because Danny and Drew didn’t let him wear one

    • @mlehouse6595
      @mlehouse6595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I had that same thought!😂

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😭 not ANGST

    • @_kendruh_
      @_kendruh_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alexaslowen324 no thanks 😇💞💫✨🧚💫🦋

    • @arimonefranklin8753
      @arimonefranklin8753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmafo 🤣

    • @UnCaffinatedChaos
      @UnCaffinatedChaos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Kurtis may have a shiny jacket as a treat

  • @PlantBasedLaughter
    @PlantBasedLaughter ปีที่แล้ว +2035

    The fact that this is not only the video that prompted Danny to become a villain BUT ALSO the video when the mullet comes in makes this video foundational

  • @yokers1016
    @yokers1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5459

    “Except for that one time” needs to be added to the intro forever.

    • @hannahbloom
      @hannahbloom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      It’s part of Kurtistown history now

    • @sylvikai3357
      @sylvikai3357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      "I survived the great forgetfulness of the extra greeting"

    • @allisonknuth5025
      @allisonknuth5025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      We can’t be too hard on him though guys, remember we have to be nice he’s the mayor of Kurtistown 🤠🤣

    • @shahadal-harbi1655
      @shahadal-harbi1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      agree

    • @somedude172
      @somedude172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      the intro should just get longer every time he forgets lol

  • @addyd2616
    @addyd2616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3711

    Kurtis: hey what’s up, how’s it going
    Me: wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy

    • @seungminbestfan
      @seungminbestfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      IM DEAD, i literally just watched that video like 2 days ago

    • @sploosh3792
      @sploosh3792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Where are your parents?

    • @mariamarkova4798
      @mariamarkova4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i choked lmaooooo

    • @sourinc9648
      @sourinc9648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Magicboy*

    • @morehidalgo3964
      @morehidalgo3964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JAJAJAJAJA

  • @piagebot2943
    @piagebot2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7169

    Now this is the youtube drama i look forward to: Danny telling Kurtis he can’t be a magician so he proves him wrong by becoming a magician

    • @takomasmith8246
      @takomasmith8246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It was the best part of the video 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rainrainrain2140
      @rainrainrain2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That was amazing.

    • @ahorsewithnoname4416
      @ahorsewithnoname4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hahaha Kurtis be like: let's spill some teaaaaaaa

    • @bismuth6778
      @bismuth6778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Danny finally got that beef he wanted

    • @randomkword
      @randomkword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They might even start releasing diss tracks

  • @tumb1r_girl111
    @tumb1r_girl111 ปีที่แล้ว +3556

    who knew this video was gonna cause lifelong trauma for danny and inadvertently ruin their friendship… danny was plotting the whole time

    • @qingxinn_
      @qingxinn_ ปีที่แล้ว +46

      well dagnabbit

    • @sleepy-bluemoon444
      @sleepy-bluemoon444 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this is genuinely so funny omg

    • @waffleaffle231
      @waffleaffle231 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Danny just became a supervillain

    • @dodrugsnotpugs4102
      @dodrugsnotpugs4102 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait I came here after so long, can anyone tell me what happened

    • @waffleaffle231
      @waffleaffle231 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dodrugsnotpugs4102 Kurtis posted this video to spite Danny, and 3 years later, Danny posted a video to get back at him. Basically Kurtis died in his hardcore Minecraft world, so Danny faked a Minecraft speedrun to get back at him

  • @laurenb3813
    @laurenb3813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3423

    no one is talking about how FIRE that magic mike song was

    • @ia490
      @ia490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      i was going to say!!! it's a bop for sure hahaha

    • @katarzynacelary7858
      @katarzynacelary7858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly hahah

    • @laurenvcouto
      @laurenvcouto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      bars

    • @farissaryhana
      @farissaryhana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fr :(

    • @trudie..
      @trudie.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yeah is it on spotify I need to get that shit on my phone

  • @Ella_G_127
    @Ella_G_127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6677

    “Queen of sevens”
    “That doesn’t exist”
    “Gotcha”
    Drew Gooden is the real magician here

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      JAJSHAHAH

    • @zxaviann4638
      @zxaviann4638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kylo Ren s😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃❤️😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃🙄😃🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😃🙄😃😃😇😗😃😃😕🥺😕🥺🥺🥺😩😗😃😗😃😕😗😃😕😗😃😃😕😗😗😕😃😕😕❤️😕❤️😗😕😃🥺❤️😗❤️😃😗🙄😃😗🙄😃😗🙄😗❤️😗🙄😃😗❤️😗❤️😃😗😗🙄😗🙄😗🙄😗🙄😗🙄😃🙄😗🙄🙄😗🙄😗😗🙄😃😗😗😃😃😗❤️🙄😗😃🙄🙄🙄🙄😗😃🙄😗😃🙄😗😗🙄😗😗😗😗🙄❤️😇🙄❤️😕😇🙄😗❤️😗🙄🙄❤️❤️❤️😕❤️❤️😃😃😗😃

    • @Orangesodawk
      @Orangesodawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Zxaviann w h a t

    • @zxaviann4638
      @zxaviann4638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Waki Kat holy shit I didn’t mean to comment that lmao

    • @oliviakenny4731
      @oliviakenny4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@zxaviann4638 how could u type THAT by accident lmaooo

  • @bicamaria512
    @bicamaria512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4117

    Me: mom I want to see Criss Angel
    Mom: we have Criss Angel at home
    Criss Angel at home:

    • @livcaitbff
      @livcaitbff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      cri cri cri cri nothing like a home cooked meal

    • @bumblaur
      @bumblaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      kurtcriss angel

    • @imaginekudryavka9485
      @imaginekudryavka9485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Now here's an actually creative use of this meme! Many of them are just way too obvious

    • @lydiarobertson7962
      @lydiarobertson7962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I read that as crisis angel every single time

    • @aisyamohhidin2030
      @aisyamohhidin2030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      appreciate this Criss Angel 😡😡

  • @mikeox_is_small
    @mikeox_is_small 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4049

    I love Drew going from an annoyed "oh my god" to an in awe "oh my god" all in a span of seconds.

  • @Ronniethegoblin
    @Ronniethegoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2330

    Skill share missed their shot not sponsoring this.

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      JAHAHSHAHS

    • @a.o.8527
      @a.o.8527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You ok sisi?

  • @pleasesetmeonfire1166
    @pleasesetmeonfire1166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9972

    The fact that this guy got poked fun at and was like “haha that was great, let’s collab!!” is for some reason such a wholesome thing. Respect.

    • @chaizan9733
      @chaizan9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      Yeah and that guy is soo nice as well! At least on the call

    • @lizzyd9082
      @lizzyd9082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I need more videos of the three of them together

    • @katarzynacelary7858
      @katarzynacelary7858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@lizzyd9082 I agree

    • @DrunkieCat
      @DrunkieCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      The whole video was wholesome to watch

    • @lizzie-4011
      @lizzie-4011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      truly a wholesome trio

  • @rumisanes
    @rumisanes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2914

    mullet kurtis with a flashy gold jacket, shorts and top hat is my aesthetic

    • @marchi.fleming
      @marchi.fleming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Fully missed opportunity to pair the jacket with a sombrero

    • @ohwotto3587
      @ohwotto3587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i’m 100% drawing him next

    • @c0smic.dw3ller
      @c0smic.dw3ller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ohwotto3587 thanks for the drawing idea : )

    • @whynot6649
      @whynot6649 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mullet kurtis with a flashy gold jacket, shorts and top hat is my god

    • @charlotteb683
      @charlotteb683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      his names magic mike🙄

  • @nux4034
    @nux4034 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    this is the prequel to fake speedrun, I hope it became a trilogy

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      drew was never spited by either of them but shows off on them anyway

    • @evanmoran2609
      @evanmoran2609 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@thatoneguy9582fr, we got the Danny and Kurtis videos, Drew needs to release the finale

    • @turnip_arts
      @turnip_arts ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@thatoneguy9582drew shows off because he wasn't included and felt left out

  • @milqvetoast
    @milqvetoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8376

    Can we appreciate the amount of effort in this video? He learned magic, spent way too much money on a costume, wrote a song, performed tricks on his friends and mother, had an interview with an actual magician, did a heck ton of green screen, and not to mention the amount of editing in this?? He deserves a standing ovation 👏

    • @batjackattack5556
      @batjackattack5556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      all this to get back at danny

    • @rainrainrain2140
      @rainrainrain2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Honestly though. I love this.

    • @cookestee
      @cookestee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ya and its longer so i get to enjoy him a lot more

    • @hannahfrazier5332
      @hannahfrazier5332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Period. You can tell how much he loves to make these.

    • @orohzco
      @orohzco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      the song fuckin bumps as well

  • @Kat-PM
    @Kat-PM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4404

    Whenever Kurtis talks to Danny or Drew, he seems like their little brother who’s really excited to show them something. It’s adorable and I’m glad that they were all able to meet each other and become friends thanks to the internet.

    • @jainasolo50
      @jainasolo50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Oh my gosh yes! And Danny and drew are twins. They’re just a cute little family.

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jaina Solo Haha yes, I like the way you think!

    • @mikey_strange
      @mikey_strange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      It's funny cause Kurtis is older than danny

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@mikey_strange ok "the birthday police"

    • @goobysooby
      @goobysooby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mikey Strange wait really?

  • @coolgirl3580
    @coolgirl3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5399

    i *need* a picture of kurtis and jenna both wearing their gold blazers. the swag would be blinding...

    • @asmaamaher4409
      @asmaamaher4409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ahhh yes

    • @finn8518
      @finn8518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Alexandria Hampton considering they‘re together in this video, I think so lmao

    • @april_flint
      @april_flint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Alexandria Hampton when he talked about her... jacket????

    • @jessicag821
      @jessicag821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Alexandria Hampton and when he talked about going to the magic store with her

    • @jessicag821
      @jessicag821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @Alexandria Hampton nah, you're not stupid. Watching a TH-cam video isn't like being in school or something, you don't have to take notes and remember everything they said

  • @UncleSamAAAA
    @UncleSamAAAA ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    20:08 "am i reaching new levels of pettyness by spending literal days on a few magic tricks just to fool a friend who teases me sometimes?"
    Danny, who after 3 years of holding a grudge spent months trying to speedrun minecraft despite being bad at it, only to hire someone so he could
    commit fraud for the purpose of absoulutely crushing kurtis' soul, hopes and dreams simply because of this video: bet

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      pfp twin

    • @georgechollak6180
      @georgechollak6180 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absoulutely🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-ud9xc1hr3g
    @user-ud9xc1hr3g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    Apparently, according to my mom, Chris Angel touched my foot as a baby. When I was 18 I broke my foot so badly it ended my career as a ballerina. I have the ultimate vendetta against Chris.

    • @troys.6129
      @troys.6129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      the first part needs some context

    • @hutao6672
      @hutao6672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@evilandmaliciouswarwick unnus annus unnus annus

    • @dream9873
      @dream9873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AngelicCats memento mori dude

    • @triscardenas5382
      @triscardenas5382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I demand a whole story

    • @honeylavenderbakery
      @honeylavenderbakery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      a tragic backstory like no other

  • @kenz8824
    @kenz8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3002

    Why am i actually proud of him for learning the magic tricks

    • @impartialghost
      @impartialghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The tricks were honestly really impressive, very talented boy!!

    • @app13cider_vinegar
      @app13cider_vinegar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh to see without my eyes - a very talented sweet kurtis baby boy 👶

    • @benistechsused3128
      @benistechsused3128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ehhhhh 666 likes, I won’t change it

    • @notmychairnotmyproblem
      @notmychairnotmyproblem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Make you wanna move to Kurtistown for real

    • @edabakb
      @edabakb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's like watching your kid perform for the school talent show. It has strong "YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE!" energy.

  • @emeraldtate3204
    @emeraldtate3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3574

    Imagine: you order tickets to a magic Mike performance and you get Kurtis Conner in a top hat and a gold blazer.

    • @wrenpeach6707
      @wrenpeach6707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Imagine I think I bought tickets to magical golden Kurtis but then I get there and it's all large, shaven, oiled men pointlessly wearing ties despite not wearing shirts 🤢😪

    • @sashaz6109
      @sashaz6109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Imagine: and then he eats a banandana

    • @neverleavesthehouse
      @neverleavesthehouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jackpot.

    • @ikkajchan
      @ikkajchan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      even better

    • @jazzygryphon
      @jazzygryphon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I see this as an absolute win!

  • @its_monkey_time_baby
    @its_monkey_time_baby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    when I was like 5 years old, I wanted to be a chainsaw maniac 😳 I didn't want to kill people or threaten them to rob them or anything like that, I had this idea that I would just go into people's houses and saw their couch in half. kinda like a couch serial killer. I didn't understand that you had to get something out of your work, like money, so this was my ideal job.

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh ปีที่แล้ว +238

      that is so funny omg

    • @tommysparty
      @tommysparty ปีที่แล้ว +292

      if kurtis can follow his dreams, so can you. go out a buy a chainsaw friend

    • @greydavis7227
      @greydavis7227 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’d say it’s time to go and buy yourself a chainsaw! 😏

    • @iheartcoffee195
      @iheartcoffee195 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      just sawing things for the pure love of it. so wholesome.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Obsessed with this and you

  • @lumamarques7953
    @lumamarques7953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4377

    everytime Kurtis laughs at his own joke i get another 5 years of life

    • @mariumkhalid7388
      @mariumkhalid7388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Dang how's it like being immortal?

    • @spacespider7734
      @spacespider7734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Top ten stories about where to find the fountain of life. Right here on TH-cam? Not clickbait.

    • @alad4199
      @alad4199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      omg I love it

    • @corokoyakomujin8354
      @corokoyakomujin8354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      as do we all king

    • @lumamarques7953
      @lumamarques7953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mariumkhalid7388 it's pretty cool

  • @Ivalene
    @Ivalene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

    I would pay good money to see Danny heckle magicians while they are trying to do magic tricks

  • @idontknow898
    @idontknow898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    For some reason, Drew's utter confusion with the invisible deck of cards is the most hilarious thing ever...

  • @alexcaunhye
    @alexcaunhye ปีที่แล้ว +258

    i love how we're all back to witness the thing that angered danny enough for him to be salty and then make a comeback after 3 years

  • @sophieleckrone5381
    @sophieleckrone5381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3933

    that sombrero magic trick better not be fake kurtis i’d literally cry

    • @unknownusername5111
      @unknownusername5111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Someone pls tell me how he did it

    • @alyssaphillips8661
      @alyssaphillips8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Unknown Username ✨✨✨𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬ᵗᵐ✨✨✨

    • @carlajeannekruger
      @carlajeannekruger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I need to know I'm gonna scream

    • @nonewem5180
      @nonewem5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Sorry guys it was fake. I think Kurtis just went along with what he was saying.

    • @alma1729
      @alma1729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@nonewem5180 :(

  • @yukikanegawa7470
    @yukikanegawa7470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1738

    The jacket combined with a mullet just gives off such a strong aura. Didn't even need the hat. If i saw that man on the street I don't know what I'd do. I think I'd be paralyzed by an emotion I cannot name.

  • @cease842
    @cease842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1788

    Kurtis: Younger brother
    Danny: Older brother
    Drew: Older brother’s friend

    • @kittycoutourxxx2706
      @kittycoutourxxx2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *older brother

    • @coffintoddler
      @coffintoddler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      No drew and Danny are twins

    • @chodsterfam3418
      @chodsterfam3418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@coffintoddler they are the same person

    • @hinnakoto
      @hinnakoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why is this so accurate XD

    • @lorbaborb
      @lorbaborb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      who's kurtis

  • @mim5454
    @mim5454 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Little did he know this video started Danny’s villain arc

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2676

    Kurtis’s green screen centaur is movie magic, so I think he had it in him all along

    • @Ella-el3lt
      @Ella-el3lt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @New-est Times Actually, both are correct: grammar.yourdictionary.com/punctuation/apostrophe-rules.html

  • @ag-zs7by
    @ag-zs7by 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    the way that kurtis clapped after showing his mom the trick......we must protect this man

  • @pipperoni8567
    @pipperoni8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    I like how giggly Drew is, he's like a preteen at her friend's birthday sleepover at 1am when they're talking about crushes

  • @gelarehmohebbi
    @gelarehmohebbi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    *Can we get a round of applause for Kevin Li!! What a great sport!!!*

    • @RubyAlsoup
      @RubyAlsoup ปีที่แล้ว

      No lol

    • @finn-rs8xl
      @finn-rs8xl ปีที่แล้ว +20

      how tf did he know it was sombrero

    • @RubyAlsoup
      @RubyAlsoup ปีที่แล้ว

      @@finn-rs8xl real

    • @kayvcx-ib2pe
      @kayvcx-ib2pe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@finn-rs8xlEXACTLY

    • @besosiriusrn
      @besosiriusrn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@finn-rs8xlI seriously am going crazy like I know they use techniques and stuff but unless there were parts cut out of that trick in the video, I cannot comprehend how he could have possibly gotten it

  • @asiabaldwin8014
    @asiabaldwin8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    “Hey you’ve ever seen magic mike?”
    “Oh the stripper?”
    “.....no, the magician”

  • @mayakaitlyn5074
    @mayakaitlyn5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    i love to imagine a maid of honor hiring “magic mike” for a bachelorette party thinking it would be a different magic mike (you know what im talking about) but it’s just kurtis doing magic tricks in a gold blazer and a top hat that doesn’t fit

    • @bennyworm3380
      @bennyworm3380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i would pay good money for the kurtis version of magic mike at my bachelorette party

    • @pathfinder759
      @pathfinder759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bennyworm3380 doing magic that is ☝🏾

  • @pamelapamela204
    @pamelapamela204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    I love that he’s not forgetting to mention that he forgot our extra greeting that one time. Getting cancelled really makes you careful.

    • @mashala.9151
      @mashala.9151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Is he just gunna keep saying it forever? His intro is a whole sentence longer now forever cause of one mistake 😭

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mashala.9151 i hope so. it's the least he could do smh

    • @chaizan9733
      @chaizan9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ratboygirl yeah, he really did us dirty that one time.

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cancel culture here in the states is toxic. let the dude do what he wants

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tommymarco /s ?

  • @julitaylorsversion
    @julitaylorsversion ปีที่แล้ว +109

    wow i sure am glad that danny acknowledges that he was wrong and he doesn't hold it against kurtis and also would never want revenge

  • @TimmyTheAverageJimmy
    @TimmyTheAverageJimmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7988

    Intentional or not, I love how Danny actually acts like the final boss

    • @Viscidsquare040
      @Viscidsquare040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Why does this have 2.4K likes and no replies?

    • @discordiangod
      @discordiangod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Viscidsquare040 meme

    • @TheOnlyCaprisun
      @TheOnlyCaprisun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Viscidsquare040 least it means no bots

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @kasarina5880
      @kasarina5880 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Viscidsquare040 some things you dont have anything to say to because... The comment really says it all

  • @JennaEmbers
    @JennaEmbers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11269

    Why am I crying of laughter? Also Drew and Danny were such a cherry on top. This video is everything.

    • @its.martin1125
      @its.martin1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes I will watch a video of yours

    • @kimberleyjanuary8672
      @kimberleyjanuary8672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      it's too cute,, i can't even!

    • @kcdguides-j3q
      @kcdguides-j3q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Omg it really is everything!

    • @re-genius8953
      @re-genius8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The scene with him and Danny was "chefs kiss"

    • @aanyasrivastava9234
      @aanyasrivastava9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this was such a good video KJDHSFAF

  • @brookie1349
    @brookie1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    Kurtis’ level of humour:
    Someone: hey it’s Kurtis corner
    Kurtis: *edits himself to be a corner* hey it’s me Kurtis CORNER

    • @abandonedaccount2538
      @abandonedaccount2538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I hate that I can actually see him doing this

    • @mariajohn2722
      @mariajohn2722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      why is this so accurate

    • @brianbethea3069
      @brianbethea3069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is worrying.

    • @annalarsen8941
      @annalarsen8941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      i haven't watched the video yet and i genuinely thought this was something that happened in it before i read the replies

    • @meandmelol
      @meandmelol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAO if that ain't fuckin true though

  • @tehkitteh1250
    @tehkitteh1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    “November 1st 2011 police stoped two 16 year old males for shoplifting. One ran to avoid arrest but was quickly caught. Both were later released to their parents” Danny could have been 16 then.

    • @Nhaptenkenh
      @Nhaptenkenh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wait a minute

    • @Arcticfox2205
      @Arcticfox2205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He was 17 in 2011 ):

    • @justaduck3615
      @justaduck3615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Arcticfox2205Unless he’s lying about his age 🤔

    • @classiccj2569
      @classiccj2569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      There was also a person named Danny Gonzalez that was killed in a shooting

    • @batjackattack5556
      @batjackattack5556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@classiccj2569 he stole his identity!????

  • @olesiadalakova3868
    @olesiadalakova3868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2205

    alternative title: Kurtis is trying to impress Danny Gonzalez for 32 minutes straight

    • @andrealuu
      @andrealuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      32 minutes gay*

    • @mublysnubly3407
      @mublysnubly3407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@andrealuu bro you got the whole squad laughing

    • @Squidge-id9lw
      @Squidge-id9lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Andrea L. That was GENIUS

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@andrealuu 😐

    • @sourdoki
      @sourdoki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Andrea L. Bro that was so funny that I forgot to laugh

  • @sav5899
    @sav5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1892

    kurtis: *puts on hat
    danny: a magician???
    kurtis: *takes off hat
    danny: *kurtis the magician???*

    • @kamyrab566
      @kamyrab566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      why did i say that in dr doofenshmirtz’s voice

    • @laraf-b
      @laraf-b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      U N D E R R A T E D

    • @sydney9580
      @sydney9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *perry the platypus?*

    • @mayumigarcia9445
      @mayumigarcia9445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAOOO

    • @imontosomething2609
      @imontosomething2609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kamyrab566 Trust me we all did
      👈👈😉

  • @sydneybeth1977
    @sydneybeth1977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3254

    Someone just did the exact trick Kurtis did for Drew on America’s Got Talent and got a yes from every judge. If that’s not proof Kurtis is a professional magician now idk what is

    • @catarinalopes7891
      @catarinalopes7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      how does it worksss

    • @dumbass9049
      @dumbass9049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666th like yell heah

    • @adh3247
      @adh3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      which trick was it?

    • @sydneybeth1977
      @sydneybeth1977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adh3247 the one at 16:59

    • @Sophieez01
      @Sophieez01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who did it?

  • @jaylah.kaye.08
    @jaylah.kaye.08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Sometimes when I’m sad I just come to this vid just to rewatch 25:50 over and over again and I makes me evaporate from how hard I laugh, like why does he move like that💀

  • @lydiamiller3644
    @lydiamiller3644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8153

    He should make his magician name Curtis Konner.

  • @ZielonaPastela
    @ZielonaPastela 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2996

    Kurtis: "I wanted to be a magician."
    Danny: "So you gave up on your dreams."
    _MAYOR OF KURTISTOWN: CIVIL WAR_

    • @tabelaskade4888
      @tabelaskade4888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The Gregs vs Kurtistown

    • @dipdipish
      @dipdipish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Tabela Skade what happens if you’re a dual citizen?

    • @illstealyourkneecaps694
      @illstealyourkneecaps694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dipdipish You have to pick a side

    • @sovietbot6708
      @sovietbot6708 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@illstealyourkneecaps694 I choose Kurtistown because Kurtis is vocally anti capitalist

    • @kasarina5880
      @kasarina5880 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sovietbot6708 im a loyal greg 🔪

  • @tessa-gv3mp
    @tessa-gv3mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2666

    danny when kurtis had the hat on: a magician???
    danny when kurtis took the hat off: KURTIS the magician!?!?!?

    • @tristaswim
      @tristaswim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @mickey040404
      @mickey040404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      a platypus??? PERRY the platypus?!?!?!

    • @severalpottedplants4722
      @severalpottedplants4722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      curse you kurtis the magician!

    • @Nadomei
      @Nadomei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you mean Drew??

    • @annawallace2426
      @annawallace2426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mickey040404 I was thinking the same thing!

  • @jiayilee1873
    @jiayilee1873 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    19:11 i love how drew's reaction to kurtis doing good magic is "jerkass"

  • @Ltan22
    @Ltan22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    the mullet with that jacket and hat really hits a little different

  • @zowarly4972
    @zowarly4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3935

    okay but why aren’t more people talking about how kevin actually guessed the word i am astounded how did he do that

    • @rachw
      @rachw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      same what

    • @dn-li7ww
      @dn-li7ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      indp. iv i think kurtis is just a lil sleepy

    • @unoriginal_name4576
      @unoriginal_name4576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

      I'm convinced the best magicians have legitimate magic powers and are just fucking with everyone

    • @KevinLimagic
      @KevinLimagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      Kacie Fennell everyone reacts to magic differently. That’s his genuine reaction. Not everyone will scream and run away. And no, none of it was setup.

    • @ohkeziah
      @ohkeziah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      i'm in the comment section because I dont know how to go on after he guessed the word in kurtis's head.

  • @srishtaayy
    @srishtaayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    So the whole video is kurtis being passive aggressive because a snake told him that he gave up on his dreams, I'm sold.

    • @soapeater58
      @soapeater58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, that snake being drew.

    • @plsssletmeusethis
      @plsssletmeusethis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kiwi Danny

    • @mrmoustache_24
      @mrmoustache_24 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@plsssletmeusethis that's the same person

    • @soapeater58
      @soapeater58 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@plsssletmeusethis nope it's Drew's clone of himself.

    • @plsssletmeusethis
      @plsssletmeusethis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CoolestWeebEver oh sorry I thought Danny cloned himself oml

  • @quinnmills3544
    @quinnmills3544 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I’m so glad that Danny is so forgiving! I’m sure he won’t hold a grudge

  • @mariamimi11297
    @mariamimi11297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Kurtis: "A vest with nothing underneath it..."
    Kevin: 👁👄👁

  • @AutumnSun140
    @AutumnSun140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2783

    *Kurtis:* There's this website where you can kinda learn anything
    *Me:* Oh, this is sponsored by skillshare
    *Kurtis:* It's called wikihow
    *Me:* wtf

    • @mayaelmorsi6537
      @mayaelmorsi6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I thought the same exact thing haha. I was so ready for the “this video is sponsored by Skillshare. Skillshare is a ......”

    • @mayunami8192
      @mayunami8192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SAMEEE

    • @AutumnSun140
      @AutumnSun140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@mayaelmorsi6537 exactly! It really threw me off when he didn't say that 😂

    • @lilielf5652
      @lilielf5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Felt like trying to step up onto another step and there was no step and I stepped down too hard.

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed when he said Wiki How.

  • @keiragrenier1375
    @keiragrenier1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    kurtis a lil while ago: “How does one ViBe?”
    kurtis now: *says vibe like 17 times per video*

    • @charlottehellen6485
      @charlottehellen6485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same thought

    • @MP-kw8nd
      @MP-kw8nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's magic ( ˙ ˘ ˙)/✧・゚: *✧・゚:*

    • @memequeen7032
      @memequeen7032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He found out how to vibe that’s why

    • @keiragrenier1375
      @keiragrenier1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lyra Alborn interesting

  • @bioshockbombshell
    @bioshockbombshell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Are we not gonna talk about the couples goals that is both Kurtis and his gf both wanting to own a gold sequin jacket? Like I just imagine they both walk into the room wearing their jackets and being like "well one of us has to change". Honestly stupid funny and cute.

  • @mateofigueredo2427
    @mateofigueredo2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2157

    Kevin: Yo think of a word
    Kurtis: Oka-
    Kevin: *Sombrero*

    • @KevinLimagic
      @KevinLimagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mateo Figueredo Olé

    • @imaginarytree
      @imaginarytree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @maryspringer7540
      @maryspringer7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was the 1k like idk why that makes me feel special but 😌

    • @mateofigueredo2427
      @mateofigueredo2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mary Springer lol u should feel special this is the first time I’ve gotten to 1K so thanks 🙏

    • @nijohn12
      @nijohn12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      was this real? how did he do this?

  • @valerietpwk
    @valerietpwk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    i’m about to go OFF in this comment section, dude. kurtis - that was the best video i’ve seen in a long time. i love all your videos but this is your best video yet. it was funny, heart warming, super well written and edited and you fucking wrote a rap! and did magic! like what! i love it! seriously thank you for putting out dope ass content in a time where everything sucks. i really needed something lighthearted like this to get me through the day and I am genuinely feeling like 10 times better now after watching that video. i never comment, nor do i ever get all touchy feely in the comments but dude, this was dope.
    tldr; don’t drop this, king👑

    • @honeybee2525
      @honeybee2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I also think this was a great video, lately I’ve been having troubles watching TH-cam, I keep getting bored or falling asleep. But with this video I was fully watching and I wasn’t bored one bit. (If anyone has tips on how to stay awake tho it would great thank you it’s probably bad for my health to be sleepin so much)

    • @테리스-d1x
      @테리스-d1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Couldn't agree more. I was smiling or laughing all throughout. God, I loved this vid so much!! 🥺

    • @Emily-om3ct
      @Emily-om3ct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@honeybee2525 you're going to hate this answer, but exercising more (even just getting out of bed once an hour and walking around a bit) should help increase your energy and ability to stay awake

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love your comment, you said it better than I could. Totally agree

    • @honeybee2525
      @honeybee2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Emily I don’t hate that answer it’s actually pretty helpful I’ll do that ^^

  • @iwantcoffeenottea3257
    @iwantcoffeenottea3257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    I don't know why, but when Danny is on Kurtis's video he looks like a man, but when he's on his channel, he looks like a newborn baby.

    • @jilliansparks7723
      @jilliansparks7723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ok i thought exactly the same thing

    • @dr-planecrash
      @dr-planecrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I guess kurtis is just an even bigger baby

    • @thefadingmelody163
      @thefadingmelody163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A N G L E S

    • @rachelautumn7866
      @rachelautumn7866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Side Danny scares me

    • @hioiij
      @hioiij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THIS THIS THIS...I was wondering why Danny looked so beefy n manly on this vid...gotta be the angles

  • @dee8722
    @dee8722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I can't handle Kurtis' lil happy bounce after showing his mom his magic trick. It's so sweet.
    Love seeing people do something they like/love and be proud of themselves as well. I can't stop smiling after watching this, this was such a lovely video with such a positive vibe to it 💕

  • @bryan2894
    @bryan2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2785

    Kurtis clapping like a little child after successfully performing that card trick on his mom is my favorite thing ever.🥺

    • @taylormclaughlin8912
      @taylormclaughlin8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      an honorable mention to the little dance he did after performing for danny :’)

    • @alnabulsi313
      @alnabulsi313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg me too 😂 such a good mama-son scene lol

    • @chichone
      @chichone ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's called stimming

    • @99Mateoo
      @99Mateoo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taylormclaughlin8912 SAME I still like how he did that, I shake my fists

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@chichone the term stimming is a neurodivergent thing, man. ive been watching kurtis for years and i dont ever think ive heard him say hes on the spectrum. from what i remember hes actually stated the opposite.

  • @amberrhea5293
    @amberrhea5293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3120

    i hope danny does a "breaking my silence" video where he tells us why he was wrong

    • @Svengali764
      @Svengali764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      And Drew would clap back with No More Lies..

    • @lesliehs1577
      @lesliehs1577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes yes yes yes!

    • @useformiscuseformisc380
      @useformiscuseformisc380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      And Kurtis posts 'Not doing this anymore'

    • @coolfamoushotgirl
      @coolfamoushotgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      this comment thread i-

    • @fizam_112
      @fizam_112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      omg he better
      danny if you see this
      you're doing that ok
      come on #dannythesnake

  • @chi7dish
    @chi7dish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    KURTIS' HAPPY LIL BOUNCE WHEN HE SUCCESSFULLY MAGIC TRICKED HIS MOM

    • @viviennenelms3988
      @viviennenelms3988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN VIDEO 😭

  • @darkeimp555
    @darkeimp555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    omg Danny was such a heel in this lmao
    When he said "Ah well then you _must_ not be Kurtis cuz he _wanted_ to be a magician" that was the most savage shit I ever heard 🤣

    • @nabd341
      @nabd341 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ikr 😂😂😂 that was so mean

  • @perlagrecco
    @perlagrecco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12615

    as a non-english speaker myself, i can say you're my english teacher lol mostly bc you talk in a moderate speed and volume, and clearly emphasize the words so it's easier for me to practice my talking out loud :)

    • @lovesickteen458
      @lovesickteen458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +924

      This comment made me happy

    • @elguapo2580
      @elguapo2580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      That’s really cool!

    • @Roma-co3go
      @Roma-co3go 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      relatable?!

    • @natdavliam
      @natdavliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Roma-co3go no

    • @natdavliam
      @natdavliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@elguapo2580 sake of the comments on the British spelling aye we spell it mum and punctuation and the time of a dog is not the job

  • @reimarz
    @reimarz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4400

    Kurtis: *has a hat*
    Danny: Magic Mike??
    Kurtis: *takes off hat*
    Danny: KURTIS THE MAGIC MIKE?!

    • @teaganwyles3363
      @teaganwyles3363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Zhannell Kimura why did I read that in his voice lmao

    • @mmq4017
      @mmq4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Idk why but I can hear him say that in my head-

    • @yaelr4154
      @yaelr4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I read it in Doofenshmirtz's voice-

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this has no business being so funny

    • @gigitomato7227
      @gigitomato7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Perry the platypus??

  • @luceyncesim4166
    @luceyncesim4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1188

    no one is gonna talking about Kurtis's rap. It's really impressive

    • @littleone.
      @littleone. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @gracexlyons
      @gracexlyons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Little One 15:00

    • @littleone.
      @littleone. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grace Lyons thx

    • @minnie7453
      @minnie7453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No one’s gonna talk about how Kevin guessed sombrero?

  • @grimgrinning_gh0st
    @grimgrinning_gh0st ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm so glad that Kurtis made this video as a silly little video and that it won't be held against him years later.

  • @cpg1018
    @cpg1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    The fact that “you get an extra greeting at the beginning of every single one of my videos EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME” has become part of your intro is incredible 😙👌🏼

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Until he forgets a second time

    • @fukro7557
      @fukro7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always hit the like right after he says that

    • @mikubugz7751
      @mikubugz7751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@swine13 that would be traumatizing 😩

    • @changlislover
      @changlislover 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im sure that was his second time

  • @annikan42
    @annikan42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    When I was a kid I wanted to be a paleontologist. That definitely didn't happen, but I DID make a cute lil dig site on Animal Crossing so I'd say I'm doing alright

    • @nope-ve9ks
      @nope-ve9ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sounds lit!

    • @paulinexong
      @paulinexong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      omg that sounds so cute, with sand and fossils??

    • @Leepheon
      @Leepheon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I always wanted to be one too xD but then i learned that its hard to have a stable job in this branche so i gave up on it for a while... But now i'm like... F this i will study paleontology. Im actually starting an internship next month and i couldnt be happier xD

    • @erinbaker5120
      @erinbaker5120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      literally same lol

    • @mpswims
      @mpswims 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You are doing better than alright 😌

  • @TaraDStyles
    @TaraDStyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    The mullet just adds something even more special to golden jacket and top hat

    • @madf8507
      @madf8507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh yes

    • @junecare8274
      @junecare8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really yells magic mike! Ya know

  • @natan_panda
    @natan_panda ปีที่แล้ว +56

    7:28 "vest with nothing underneath it" dude u gave danny that idea!!!
    and kurtis was shirtless right before his call with danny

  • @agirlwithbooks1294
    @agirlwithbooks1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Every time Danny said “you’re giving up your dream” I wanted Kurtis to say “no dad, I’m giving up on YOUR dream”

    • @bincan4278
      @bincan4278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lauren Metzdorff did you just quote every disney channel movie ever

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jxst Smile only A Cinderella Story

  • @aishatrbl
    @aishatrbl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    “let’s move on, we’re all adults,” is basically him saying “yea it’s a mullet, and what about it”

  • @headrot5755
    @headrot5755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    I'm upset you didnt arrive at the name "Kurtis Condor" after mentioning how tony hawk is named after a cool bird

    • @novelle.27
      @novelle.27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      missed opportunity

    • @shelbyfrowns
      @shelbyfrowns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment wins

  • @buckeyeguy7906
    @buckeyeguy7906 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    This video is Danny’s origin story

  • @ameliagrace9404
    @ameliagrace9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    kurtis doing magic tricks for his mom was so wholesome lmao

    • @shannmander
      @shannmander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      For real, his little happy clapping was so wonderful

    • @MariHandleLol
      @MariHandleLol 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ik bro I love my mom and we ate steak together

  • @cherry-mp4xi
    @cherry-mp4xi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Kurtis when he was little: I wanna be a writerweathermansenglishteacher-
    Kurtis now: dOnt flAtter yOurseLf cowBoy, I was looking at you tRuck😳😘😌🙈😝

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm so glad Kurtis turned out to be a youtuber 😌

    • @noraaaaa
      @noraaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes❤️

  • @dwalford331
    @dwalford331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    rly loved that kevin li reached out after u roasted him and u involved him in this vid and let him showcase some of the more legit stuff he's done. also rly loved the warm & personal shoutout to a local business at the end. this video was just full of wholesome collaboration. warmed my socially distanced heart

    • @KevinLimagic
      @KevinLimagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      This was so fun to be apart of!

  • @luiginastro8831
    @luiginastro8831 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The biggest feud in Internet history

    • @gab4386
      @gab4386 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally i was just saying that to myself

  • @kurtistownsheriff
    @kurtistownsheriff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    kurtis STILL apologizing for missing an extra greeting vs celebrities not even apologizing once for being racist

    • @coolness06
      @coolness06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      I also appreciate that Kurtis regularly calls out racism/misogyny/bigotry as a cis straight white man.

    • @mayumigarcia9445
      @mayumigarcia9445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      periodtttttt

    • @fukro7557
      @fukro7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He's a good mayor

    • @6a6ey17
      @6a6ey17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That’s why we love Kurtis

    • @KAYLAPLAYA888
      @KAYLAPLAYA888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      kurtistown sheriff 😩😭😭😭

  • @shaf2317
    @shaf2317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    kevin: literally guesses the word kurtis was thinking of from miles away
    kurtis: *wow (._.)*

    • @anniehoney03
      @anniehoney03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      i’m so confused on how he did that :0

    • @ursulagoodwin9161
      @ursulagoodwin9161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I need to know did it actually happen like wtf

    • @KevinLimagic
      @KevinLimagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      haha can't believe i got it

    • @jfinney225
      @jfinney225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@KevinLimagic me neither! Seriously cool! 💐

    • @shaf2317
      @shaf2317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@KevinLimagic literally i'd have freaked out and kurtis was so chill about it haha

  • @paola_valera
    @paola_valera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Pov: your inside boyfriend does inside magic

    • @Nutlicker683
      @Nutlicker683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      POV: your outside boyfriend does science

    • @headpathoe1762
      @headpathoe1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is it; this is the best comment

  • @vamphiersigma
    @vamphiersigma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    the passive aggressiveness with danny was the funniest thing ive ever experienced

  • @MissFelice
    @MissFelice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Obviously had to like for the sexual tension between Drew and Magic Mike’s jacket.

  • @anacarla171
    @anacarla171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    “Except for that one time” is gonna be part of the intro for now on? Or just until you forget again?

    • @janalynjohnston4469
      @janalynjohnston4469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      The day he stops doing it everyone will comment and be like "wHaT aBoUt ThAt OnE tImE"

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      “except for those two times”

    • @catie5403
      @catie5403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Never forget...that one time where Kurtis forgot to give the extra greeting 😔

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAOOOOOOOO

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      k . r . c . except for those 10393664728292 times

  • @m.-w.y.5417
    @m.-w.y.5417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    Kurtis with a mullet? Murtis?
    Murtis Cullet

    • @kazuhakisses
      @kazuhakisses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      wut

    • @lounefitzgerald6882
      @lounefitzgerald6882 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @reevexox7411
      @reevexox7411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      why does this sound like a dish from a fancy restaurant lmao

    • @owendale1079
      @owendale1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’ve been laughing for an inappropriate amount of time 😪

    • @rainwater.1493
      @rainwater.1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Reevexox I’ll have the murtis cullet

  • @IMGLADUREVILT00
    @IMGLADUREVILT00 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    i wish drew and kurtis had more videos together ): like, i love danny and drew, and i love danny and kurtis, but drew and kurtis are awkard sarcastic guy and awkard silly guy AND I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC SM

  • @Humugumu102
    @Humugumu102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    The look in his eyes while he’s doing the tricks is priceless. This was so adorable. I wish I could like this 5 times (for his jacket).

  • @pinkdolphin6547
    @pinkdolphin6547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3587

    Danny’s like the meaner older brother and drew is their weird cousin

    • @SouperPie.
      @SouperPie. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      why is this so accurate i-

    • @me-shhh
      @me-shhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I like this comment

    • @kayedufn4940
      @kayedufn4940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@kazooplayer3 Cousins by chance lovers by choice

    • @kazooplayer3
      @kazooplayer3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@kayedufn4940 sweet home Alabama.....

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Ew get that Danny x Drew outta here... the clear OTP is Drew x Magic Mike’s Jacket

  • @Ducklemon885
    @Ducklemon885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    One time as a kid I tried to send Criss Angel a dollar because he said that we had to send him a dollar if he shows us something we’ve never seen after the commercial break and then after the break he came back and ate a potato chip and he we like “haha bet you never saw me do that before. Now send me that dollar” and I was like damn I gotta be honorable to my word and send that dollar but then I grew up and found out that magic wasn’t real and he was just scamming me the whole time potato chip or not.

  • @imeantloveyou5eva
    @imeantloveyou5eva ปีที่แล้ว +36

    kurtis trying to gaslight danny into thinking he wasn’t shirtless under the blazer for his video