Fulfilling My Childhood Dream of Becoming a Magician
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There was a time in my life when I really wanted to be a magician, but I never really acted on it and I kind of just moved on from it. Years later, I always thought about what would've happened if I stuck with it; so I decided to find out. I gave myself one week to see if I have what it takes to become a magician and prove to myself that I can do it. Enjoy!
Thank you:
Kevin Li: / kevinlimagic
Ellusionist: www.ellusionist.com/
Danny: / actualdannygonzalez
Drew: / @drewisgooden
Browser's Den: www.browsersden.com/
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MERCH:
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► / @veryreallygood
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thanks for watching!
comment "i'm a magic mike stan" if ur reading this
#kurtisconner - ตลก
“we’re all adults” says the person with a mullet trying to learn magic
😶😶😶
Isn't that what adulting is all about?
@@lesliep.7508 Yeah, you gotta figure out why your life is going down the toilet at a magically impossible pace once you're an adult.
(You also have to figure out how you made your paycheck ✨disappear✨)
Saanvi Srivastava and you must have a mullet to be an adult, it’s in the rule book
and a golden blazer lmao
Skill share missed their shot not sponsoring this.
JAHAHSHAHS
You ok sisi?
What a nice innocent video that I’m sure Danny won’t hold against you years later and ruin your life
😂😂😂
I'm not understanding anything, what has happened?
@@pollyprd7903 danny faked a minecraft speedrun to "get back" at kurtis for rubbing magic in his face
What’s the next video in the saga
@@QueenKuntadanny’s i faked a minecraft speedrun
I love how the second Danny saw the magician outfit he understood he was the villain of the video and acted accordingly
if only you knew...
@@xavierpaige5937 LMAOOOOO
he was already plotting his revenge
Danny is a criminal mastermind
This aged great
i love to imagine a maid of honor hiring “magic mike” for a bachelorette party thinking it would be a different magic mike (you know what im talking about) but it’s just kurtis doing magic tricks in a gold blazer and a top hat that doesn’t fit
i would pay good money for the kurtis version of magic mike at my bachelorette party
@@bennyworm3380 doing magic that is ☝🏾
*Kurtis:* There's this website where you can kinda learn anything
*Me:* Oh, this is sponsored by skillshare
*Kurtis:* It's called wikihow
*Me:* wtf
I thought the same exact thing haha. I was so ready for the “this video is sponsored by Skillshare. Skillshare is a ......”
SAMEEE
@@mayaelmorsi6537 exactly! It really threw me off when he didn't say that 😂
Felt like trying to step up onto another step and there was no step and I stepped down too hard.
I laughed when he said Wiki How.
I’m sure Danny wont hold this against you for 3 years
No of course not
nahh danny’s the kinda guy to forgive and forget. he didn’t give up on revenge, he just moved on
HAHA
I’m so glad multiple people did what I did, watched his video, then went back to watch the livestream, and of course back here, where it all began
no…😭😭😭
who knew this video was gonna cause lifelong trauma for danny and inadvertently ruin their friendship… danny was plotting the whole time
well dagnabbit
this is genuinely so funny omg
Danny just became a supervillain
wait I came here after so long, can anyone tell me what happened
@@dodrugsnotpugs4102 Kurtis posted this video to spite Danny, and 3 years later, Danny posted a video to get back at him. Basically Kurtis died in his hardcore Minecraft world, so Danny faked a Minecraft speedrun to get back at him
lol
Drew: "....Queen..... of 7"
Kurtis: "that card doesn't exist"
Drew: "Gotchaaaaa"
He really said 😏😏
danny saying "you gave up on your dream" was kurtis's villain origin story
“you’re giving up on your dream, kurtis!”
“no danny, i’m giving up on *yours* “
Wait until you hear about Danny’s villain origin story
The fact that this is not only the video that prompted Danny to become a villain BUT ALSO the video when the mullet comes in makes this video foundational
This video mark the beginning of an era
@@the-berries-and-cream-dudestupid😭but funny
20:08 "am i reaching new levels of pettyness by spending literal days on a few magic tricks just to fool a friend who teases me sometimes?"
Danny, who after 3 years of holding a grudge spent months trying to speedrun minecraft despite being bad at it, only to hire someone so he could
commit fraud for the purpose of absoulutely crushing kurtis' soul, hopes and dreams simply because of this video: bet
Me: mom I want to see Criss Angel
Mom: we have Criss Angel at home
Criss Angel at home:
cri cri cri cri nothing like a home cooked meal
kurtcriss angel
Now here's an actually creative use of this meme! Many of them are just way too obvious
I read that as crisis angel every single time
appreciate this Criss Angel 😡😡
Apparently, according to my mom, Chris Angel touched my foot as a baby. When I was 18 I broke my foot so badly it ended my career as a ballerina. I have the ultimate vendetta against Chris.
the first part needs some context
@@evilandmaliciouswarwick unnus annus unnus annus
AngelicCats memento mori dude
I demand a whole story
a tragic backstory like no other
this is the prequel to fake speedrun, I hope it became a trilogy
drew was never spited by either of them but shows off on them anyway
@@thatoneguy9582fr, we got the Danny and Kurtis videos, Drew needs to release the finale
@@thatoneguy9582drew shows off because he wasn't included and felt left out
when I was like 5 years old, I wanted to be a chainsaw maniac 😳 I didn't want to kill people or threaten them to rob them or anything like that, I had this idea that I would just go into people's houses and saw their couch in half. kinda like a couch serial killer. I didn't understand that you had to get something out of your work, like money, so this was my ideal job.
that is so funny omg
if kurtis can follow his dreams, so can you. go out a buy a chainsaw friend
I’d say it’s time to go and buy yourself a chainsaw! 😏
just sawing things for the pure love of it. so wholesome.
Obsessed with this and you
Kurtis’s green screen centaur is movie magic, so I think he had it in him all along
@New-est Times Actually, both are correct: grammar.yourdictionary.com/punctuation/apostrophe-rules.html
Kurtis has to get his own shiny jacket because Danny and Drew didn’t let him wear one
I had that same thought!😂
😭 not ANGST
@@alexaslowen324 no thanks 😇💞💫✨🧚💫🦋
Lmafo 🤣
Little did he know this video started Danny’s villain arc
i love how we're all back to witness the thing that angered danny enough for him to be salty and then make a comeback after 3 years
“Queen of sevens”
“That doesn’t exist”
“Gotcha”
Drew Gooden is the real magician here
JAJSHAHAH
Kylo Ren s😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃❤️😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃🙄😃🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😃🙄😃😃😇😗😃😃😕🥺😕🥺🥺🥺😩😗😃😗😃😕😗😃😕😗😃😃😕😗😗😕😃😕😕❤️😕❤️😗😕😃🥺❤️😗❤️😃😗🙄😃😗🙄😃😗🙄😗❤️😗🙄😃😗❤️😗❤️😃😗😗🙄😗🙄😗🙄😗🙄😗🙄😃🙄😗🙄🙄😗🙄😗😗🙄😃😗😗😃😃😗❤️🙄😗😃🙄🙄🙄🙄😗😃🙄😗😃🙄😗😗🙄😗😗😗😗🙄❤️😇🙄❤️😕😇🙄😗❤️😗🙄🙄❤️❤️❤️😕❤️❤️😃😃😗😃
Zxaviann w h a t
Waki Kat holy shit I didn’t mean to comment that lmao
@@zxaviann4638 how could u type THAT by accident lmaooo
danny when kurtis had the hat on: a magician???
danny when kurtis took the hat off: KURTIS the magician!?!?!?
Yes
a platypus??? PERRY the platypus?!?!?!
curse you kurtis the magician!
Did you mean Drew??
@@mickey040404 I was thinking the same thing!
I love the shot where Kurtis is just flipping off the computer with the picture of Danny on it
One of my fave parts
Bro, as a magician who has taught people how to vanish a coin, I have to tell you you did FANTASTIC! Only a week of learning?? Seriously? I have walked people through every element of that move, time and time again, and it never looks as clean as you did it. Legit, well done.
I love that he’s not forgetting to mention that he forgot our extra greeting that one time. Getting cancelled really makes you careful.
Is he just gunna keep saying it forever? His intro is a whole sentence longer now forever cause of one mistake 😭
@@mashala.9151 i hope so. it's the least he could do smh
@@ratboygirl yeah, he really did us dirty that one time.
cancel culture here in the states is toxic. let the dude do what he wants
@@tommymarco /s ?
Kurtis: hey what’s up, how’s it going
Me: wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy
IM DEAD, i literally just watched that video like 2 days ago
Where are your parents?
i choked lmaooooo
Magicboy*
JAJAJAJAJA
19:11 i love how drew's reaction to kurtis doing good magic is "jerkass"
“November 1st 2011 police stoped two 16 year old males for shoplifting. One ran to avoid arrest but was quickly caught. Both were later released to their parents” Danny could have been 16 then.
Wait a minute
He was 17 in 2011 ):
@@Arcticfox2205Unless he’s lying about his age 🤔
There was also a person named Danny Gonzalez that was killed in a shooting
@@classiccj2569 he stole his identity!????
Why am i actually proud of him for learning the magic tricks
The tricks were honestly really impressive, very talented boy!!
Oh to see without my eyes - a very talented sweet kurtis baby boy 👶
Ehhhhh 666 likes, I won’t change it
Make you wanna move to Kurtistown for real
It's like watching your kid perform for the school talent show. It has strong "YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE!" energy.
Kurtis: "I wanted to be a magician."
Danny: "So you gave up on your dreams."
_MAYOR OF KURTISTOWN: CIVIL WAR_
The Gregs vs Kurtistown
Tabela Skade what happens if you’re a dual citizen?
@@dipdipish You have to pick a side
@@illstealyourkneecaps694 I choose Kurtistown because Kurtis is vocally anti capitalist
@@sovietbot6708 im a loyal greg 🔪
wow i sure am glad that danny acknowledges that he was wrong and he doesn't hold it against kurtis and also would never want revenge
Sometimes when I’m sad I just come to this vid just to rewatch 25:50 over and over again and I makes me evaporate from how hard I laugh, like why does he move like that💀
danny: a magician?
kurtis: *removes hat*
danny: KURTIS the magician!?!
Danny Doofenshmirtz
😂😂😂
Heinz Gonzalez
Perry the platypus vibes
SugaKookieDough that’s just disgusting
Kurtis making a decision: I’m gonna need some time to mullet over
😃 ha 🧍
👁👄👁
Bruh
👁️-
Oscar Tejura kurtis liked it!!!
*Can we get a round of applause for Kevin Li!! What a great sport!!!*
No lol
how tf did he know it was sombrero
@@finn-rs8xl real
@@finn-rs8xlEXACTLY
@@finn-rs8xlI seriously am going crazy like I know they use techniques and stuff but unless there were parts cut out of that truck in the video, I cannot comprehend how he could have possibly gotten it
omg Danny was such a heel in this lmao
When he said "Ah well then you _must_ not be Kurtis cuz he _wanted_ to be a magician" that was the most savage shit I ever heard 🤣
Ikr 😂😂😂 that was so mean
the way that kurtis clapped after showing his mom the trick......we must protect this man
THAT WAS SO WHOLESOME AWWW
mullet kurtis with a flashy gold jacket, shorts and top hat is my aesthetic
Fully missed opportunity to pair the jacket with a sombrero
i’m 100% drawing him next
@@ohwotto3587 thanks for the drawing idea : )
mullet kurtis with a flashy gold jacket, shorts and top hat is my god
his names magic mike🙄
I’m so glad that Danny is so forgiving! I’m sure he won’t hold a grudge
The biggest feud in Internet history
Literally i was just saying that to myself
Now this is the youtube drama i look forward to: Danny telling Kurtis he can’t be a magician so he proves him wrong by becoming a magician
It was the best part of the video 😂😂😂😂😂
That was amazing.
Hahaha Kurtis be like: let's spill some teaaaaaaa
Danny finally got that beef he wanted
They might even start releasing diss tracks
kurtis STILL apologizing for missing an extra greeting vs celebrities not even apologizing once for being racist
I also appreciate that Kurtis regularly calls out racism/misogyny/bigotry as a cis straight white man.
periodtttttt
He's a good mayor
That’s why we love Kurtis
kurtistown sheriff 😩😭😭😭
7:28 "vest with nothing underneath it" dude u gave danny that idea!!!
and kurtis was shirtless right before his call with danny
Are we not gonna talk about the couples goals that is both Kurtis and his gf both wanting to own a gold sequin jacket? Like I just imagine they both walk into the room wearing their jackets and being like "well one of us has to change". Honestly stupid funny and cute.
Imagine he flipped it over and it was actually the queen of sevens
Inception
So the whole video is kurtis being passive aggressive because a snake told him that he gave up on his dreams, I'm sold.
Yeah, that snake being drew.
kiwi Danny
@@plainoldcalie4033 that's the same person
@@plainoldcalie4033 nope it's Drew's clone of himself.
CoolestWeebEver oh sorry I thought Danny cloned himself oml
This video is Danny’s origin story
I'm so glad that Kurtis made this video as a silly little video and that it won't be held against him years later.
i *need* a picture of kurtis and jenna both wearing their gold blazers. the swag would be blinding...
ahhh yes
Alexandria Hampton considering they‘re together in this video, I think so lmao
Alexandria Hampton when he talked about her... jacket????
@Alexandria Hampton and when he talked about going to the magic store with her
@Alexandria Hampton nah, you're not stupid. Watching a TH-cam video isn't like being in school or something, you don't have to take notes and remember everything they said
Pov: your inside boyfriend does inside magic
POV: your outside boyfriend does science
This is it; this is the best comment
great video buddy 😂 you sure taught that danny guy a lesson!😜 (please stop crying)
kurtis trying to gaslight danny into thinking he wasn’t shirtless under the blazer for his video
kurtis: *puts on hat
danny: a magician???
kurtis: *takes off hat
danny: *kurtis the magician???*
why did i say that in dr doofenshmirtz’s voice
U N D E R R A T E D
*perry the platypus?*
LMAOOO
@@kamyrab566 Trust me we all did
👈👈😉
i’m about to go OFF in this comment section, dude. kurtis - that was the best video i’ve seen in a long time. i love all your videos but this is your best video yet. it was funny, heart warming, super well written and edited and you fucking wrote a rap! and did magic! like what! i love it! seriously thank you for putting out dope ass content in a time where everything sucks. i really needed something lighthearted like this to get me through the day and I am genuinely feeling like 10 times better now after watching that video. i never comment, nor do i ever get all touchy feely in the comments but dude, this was dope.
tldr; don’t drop this, king👑
I also think this was a great video, lately I’ve been having troubles watching TH-cam, I keep getting bored or falling asleep. But with this video I was fully watching and I wasn’t bored one bit. (If anyone has tips on how to stay awake tho it would great thank you it’s probably bad for my health to be sleepin so much)
Couldn't agree more. I was smiling or laughing all throughout. God, I loved this vid so much!! 🥺
@@honeybee2525 you're going to hate this answer, but exercising more (even just getting out of bed once an hour and walking around a bit) should help increase your energy and ability to stay awake
Love your comment, you said it better than I could. Totally agree
Emily I don’t hate that answer it’s actually pretty helpful I’ll do that ^^
Danny‘s villain origin story
Magically made Danny a villain
“Except for that one time” needs to be added to the intro forever.
It’s part of Kurtistown history now
"I survived the great forgetfulness of the extra greeting"
We can’t be too hard on him though guys, remember we have to be nice he’s the mayor of Kurtistown 🤠🤣
agree
the intro should just get longer every time he forgets lol
I'm upset you didnt arrive at the name "Kurtis Condor" after mentioning how tony hawk is named after a cool bird
missed opportunity
This comment wins
The saga begins
the passive aggressiveness with danny was the funniest thing ive ever experienced
Imagine: you order tickets to a magic Mike performance and you get Kurtis Conner in a top hat and a gold blazer.
Imagine I think I bought tickets to magical golden Kurtis but then I get there and it's all large, shaven, oiled men pointlessly wearing ties despite not wearing shirts 🤢😪
Imagine: and then he eats a banandana
Jackpot.
even better
I see this as an absolute win!
Kurtis: *has a hat*
Danny: Magic Mike??
Kurtis: *takes off hat*
Danny: KURTIS THE MAGIC MIKE?!
Zhannell Kimura why did I read that in his voice lmao
Idk why but I can hear him say that in my head-
I read it in Doofenshmirtz's voice-
this has no business being so funny
Perry the platypus??
Back here after watching Danny’s video because I feel war coming
I can't handle Kurtis' lil happy bounce after showing his mom his magic trick. It's so sweet.
Love seeing people do something they like/love and be proud of themselves as well. I can't stop smiling after watching this, this was such a lovely video with such a positive vibe to it 💕
kurtis a lil while ago: “How does one ViBe?”
kurtis now: *says vibe like 17 times per video*
same thought
It's magic ( ˙ ˘ ˙)/✧・゚: *✧・゚:*
He found out how to vibe that’s why
Lyra Alborn interesting
I don't know why, but when Danny is on Kurtis's video he looks like a man, but when he's on his channel, he looks like a newborn baby.
ok i thought exactly the same thing
I guess kurtis is just an even bigger baby
A N G L E S
Side Danny scares me
THIS THIS THIS...I was wondering why Danny looked so beefy n manly on this vid...gotta be the angles
coming back to this after the danny’s new video 😭
same lmao I love the full circle moment
i love how danny didn’t hold a grudge against kurtis for years after this video and retaliate in any way!
Danny’s like the meaner older brother and drew is their weird cousin
why is this so accurate i-
I like this comment
@@kazooplayer3 Cousins by chance lovers by choice
@@kayedufn4940 sweet home Alabama.....
Ew get that Danny x Drew outta here... the clear OTP is Drew x Magic Mike’s Jacket
Kurtis’ level of humour:
Someone: hey it’s Kurtis corner
Kurtis: *edits himself to be a corner* hey it’s me Kurtis CORNER
I hate that I can actually see him doing this
why is this so accurate
This is worrying.
i haven't watched the video yet and i genuinely thought this was something that happened in it before i read the replies
LMFAO if that ain't fuckin true though
Great video Kurtis! I'm sure Danny won't hold this against you for three years and trick his entire audience just to get back at you.
i lowkey hope this never stops and they both just humilate eachother once every 3 years XD
I like how giggly Drew is, he's like a preteen at her friend's birthday sleepover at 1am when they're talking about crushes
oh my god true
where was he giggly?😭
Suspiciously specific
Mr Fro yet accurate
I thought the same thing it's so funny
The fact that “you get an extra greeting at the beginning of every single one of my videos EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME” has become part of your intro is incredible 😙👌🏼
Until he forgets a second time
I always hit the like right after he says that
@@swine13 that would be traumatizing 😩
im sure that was his second time
I lost it at
"To quote a famous magic user, everything is not what it seems"
😂😂
My childhood flashed before my eyes, watching wizards of Waverly place.
i wish drew and kurtis had more videos together ): like, i love danny and drew, and i love danny and kurtis, but drew and kurtis are awkard sarcastic guy and awkard silly guy AND I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC SM
Kevin: Yo think of a word
Kurtis: Oka-
Kevin: *Sombrero*
Mateo Figueredo Olé
Lol
I was the 1k like idk why that makes me feel special but 😌
Mary Springer lol u should feel special this is the first time I’ve gotten to 1K so thanks 🙏
was this real? how did he do this?
the mullet with that jacket and hat really hits a little different
Hits a lot of different
vry secx
Yes why is this 😂😭
Crème un pantalon.
👁️👄👁️
Danny Got his revenge finally!!
Kurtis: Sincerely learns a skill he was interested in from youth
Danny: Tries to trick him and all of his fans and gloats about it
alternative title: Kurtis is trying to impress Danny Gonzalez for 32 minutes straight
32 minutes gay*
@@andrealuu bro you got the whole squad laughing
Andrea L. That was GENIUS
@@andrealuu 😐
Andrea L. Bro that was so funny that I forgot to laugh
Kurtis should've named himself the Magic Mullet
YES
the CRYSTAL METHYD
He didn't have a science table though :(
YESSSS
YES
Watching this after the Minecraft speed run video definitely gonna have to check this kurtis guy now
Danny is wearing the same shirt in this video during the magic trick and in his new video when he reveals his prank to Kurtis
Someone just did the exact trick Kurtis did for Drew on America’s Got Talent and got a yes from every judge. If that’s not proof Kurtis is a professional magician now idk what is
how does it worksss
666th like yell heah
which trick was it?
@@adh3247 the one at 16:59
Who did it?
The shirt Danny was wearing during the magic trick is the same shirt Kurtis was wearing in Danny’s vid
Man I don't think I ever watched the magic video, I thought I did but I remember NONE of this plotline!
Whenever Kurtis talks to Danny or Drew, he seems like their little brother who’s really excited to show them something. It’s adorable and I’m glad that they were all able to meet each other and become friends thanks to the internet.
Oh my gosh yes! And Danny and drew are twins. They’re just a cute little family.
Jaina Solo Haha yes, I like the way you think!
It's funny cause Kurtis is older than danny
@@mikey_strange ok "the birthday police"
Mikey Strange wait really?
Kurtis: Younger brother
Danny: Older brother
Drew: Older brother’s friend
*older brother
No drew and Danny are twins
@@coffintoddler they are the same person
Why is this so accurate XD
who's kurtis
The video where Dannys villain arc started
20:56 "look who it is" "ME??"
Every time Danny said “you’re giving up your dream” I wanted Kurtis to say “no dad, I’m giving up on YOUR dream”
Lauren Metzdorff did you just quote every disney channel movie ever
Jxst Smile only A Cinderella Story
“Hey you’ve ever seen magic mike?”
“Oh the stripper?”
“.....no, the magician”
21:25 A magician? KURTIS THE MAGICIAN?!?
Danny definitely won't plot his revenge try to trick you about speedrunning minecraft three years later ha thats crazy
no one is talking about how FIRE that magic mike song was
i was going to say!!! it's a bop for sure hahaha
Exactly hahah
bars
fr :(
yeah is it on spotify I need to get that shit on my phone
I would pay good money to see Danny heckle magicians while they are trying to do magic tricks
here after watching dannys video LOL
So Danny got the vest with nothing underneath it idea from Kurtis at 7:28 lool
The jacket combined with a mullet just gives off such a strong aura. Didn't even need the hat. If i saw that man on the street I don't know what I'd do. I think I'd be paralyzed by an emotion I cannot name.
how about lust does that work
Quinn Definitely lust
Magic Mike
@@akeminosi8717 agreed
arousal