I Lived Like WeWearCute For A Day

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    The WeWearCute sisters called me out, and I need to clap back. But I can't do that if I don't know my enemy first, so I lived like WeWearCute for a day to see what I'm up against. I did what they do, I ate what they eat, and I pranked like they prank. Enjoy!
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  • @aryswheel9327
    @aryswheel9327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5756

    8:58 “i’m not gonna ruin some poor barista’s day okay, i’m gonna ruin someone at Corporate’s day”
    kurtis conner more like kurtis comrade

    • @Jukajobs
      @Jukajobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      when people say "communism doesn't work" i tell them about kurtistown and they realize they were wrong

    • @nicllesuza3533
      @nicllesuza3533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      KSKSISISSHAIIAVAOAVSU DEAD

    • @karlavantas972
      @karlavantas972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And then he got the nicest lady

    • @deeattwood7371
      @deeattwood7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      that made me think kurtis is gonna help eat the rich

    • @Em-xe8ul
      @Em-xe8ul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JDLSKLSJDKAS THIS SENT ME THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT

  • @aarishowton8037
    @aarishowton8037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3793

    “I’m really tired, it is nine - eleven - oh...”
    *the tiniest smile of internal screaming*

    • @savannah9134
      @savannah9134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Aaris Howton it iS TEN AFTER NINE

    • @catpers0n
      @catpers0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BRUH

    • @t.ezeebary9533
      @t.ezeebary9533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed so hard i got tears

    • @autismduo3852
      @autismduo3852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “it’s nine ele- ... its 10 after 9”

    • @af2954
      @af2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp pls

  • @lindseyc.2090
    @lindseyc.2090 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +213

    hearing the covid disclaimer made me feel like that meme of the soldier in war

    • @SerialAnkleBiter
      @SerialAnkleBiter 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Real, I had a full life flashback.

    • @CosmoMeyer
      @CosmoMeyer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I felt like I went back in time for a second

    • @styx3771
      @styx3771 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I had to pause the video and go look back at when this got released. The animal crossing part really got me 💀

    • @Junic-xt4tp
      @Junic-xt4tp 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@styx3771right i teared up😭

  • @starfluxfilms4417
    @starfluxfilms4417 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    It is 2 years in the future and “juicy squirt” is still the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen

    • @scp_096_lookalike
      @scp_096_lookalike ปีที่แล้ว +9

      fr 😭

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Yeah that had concerning fetish vibes to it, did not like it at all

    • @IHateYoutubeButStillUseIt
      @IHateYoutubeButStillUseIt ปีที่แล้ว +10

      im so glad i skipped over that part ive seen so many 'scarred for life' comments

    • @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel
      @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was distracted reading comments and forgot to skip it. So I guess I'll share the suffering by reminding you of it

    • @_.rainydays._
      @_.rainydays._ ปีที่แล้ว +20

      three years now

  • @genevievehughes503
    @genevievehughes503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5934

    "it is nine ele-......... it is ten after nine"
    when I tell you I screamed

    • @evadalmaijer
      @evadalmaijer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      oh my god i only understood it after this comment im yelling

    • @avaa2286
      @avaa2286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Genevieve Hughes I WAS LITERALLY ON THAT PART WHEN I READ THAT OMG

    • @emmangeleen
      @emmangeleen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      omg i didn’t get it before i saw this comment 😔

    • @karlywens8020
      @karlywens8020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i’m still confused lol

    • @emmangeleen
      @emmangeleen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      karly øwens 9-11

  • @swankychey
    @swankychey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5738

    "You JUST GOT PRANKED !! "
    "Oh did I?"
    Was the the purest interaction ever it was so adorable 😭

    • @samahissimplistic
      @samahissimplistic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      That is the epitome of how pranks should be executed. Not the over-exaggerated shit we all see from the prank channels on here

    • @introvertedbookworm1
      @introvertedbookworm1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yesss

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    2 years late, I just realized he could've done the Push-Pop prank so well if he told Dean it was a "Can my friend guess the flavour!?" challenge, having an excuse to blindfold him, so he wouldn't see the literal hotdog lol

    • @introvertedbookworm1
      @introvertedbookworm1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Omg I wish he did that!

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Holy shit, that's a hilarious idea for a prank

  • @baileyj7968
    @baileyj7968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    I’m pretty sure the Starbucks woman barely managed to get off the phone with Kurtis before dying of laughter. I feel like it was 1000x funnier because Kurtis was so nice and polite about it

    • @rowanlavellan9755
      @rowanlavellan9755 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I think that's what her little squeak was for sure lmao

    • @shivanipathak5380
      @shivanipathak5380 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      She probably thought Kurtis was some gullible old man using the internet who doesn't know people lie XD

    • @MariaKiran1
      @MariaKiran1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂​@@rowanlavellan9755

  • @MrSunburntVampire
    @MrSunburntVampire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2031

    I totally feel you on the anxiety with even simple phone calls lol.

    • @kendranieuwendorp5511
      @kendranieuwendorp5511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too!!!

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me too. He was me every step of the way even when the person is incredibly sweet like that lady. I have total anxiety around random phone calls.

    • @Skibidi_rizzer258
      @Skibidi_rizzer258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      exactly bro

    • @daveoreo8696
      @daveoreo8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really don't understand how can you have anxiety about this type of things and make youtube

    • @daveoreo8696
      @daveoreo8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@veritybella i had anxiety and im glad i don't have anymore, not that much at least, but i guess you are right plus if something goes wrong he knows it can be cut or edited

  • @deliciousburntoast3295
    @deliciousburntoast3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3259

    When she said 'jUIcY SquiRT !!!' I cringed so hard my neck disappeared

    • @ringss_
      @ringss_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was...

    • @BoringTroublemaker
      @BoringTroublemaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha

    • @deliciousburntoast3295
      @deliciousburntoast3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ringss YOU BETTER STOPP !!!

    • @mimicatmoon
      @mimicatmoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Owange! UwU 👁👅👁

    • @palauk
      @palauk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think i saw it from rifty before this video

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    22:32 I know Kurtis’s style of humour so well at this point that as _soon_ as he said “I’m gonna make some dessert. I deserve it,” I instantly knew he was gonna say “I dessert it” and awkwardly smile.

    • @clairekaplan7417
      @clairekaplan7417 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      just desserts

    • @AvocadoToast06
      @AvocadoToast06 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally same 😭😭 I had the exact same thought right before he said it

  • @delaneyeisenbeisz
    @delaneyeisenbeisz ปีที่แล้ว +343

    In college, a girl I partied with would often open things with her teeth. After which, she would whisper to herself, “teeth are jewels, not tools…”. Supposedly her dentist told her that once and it really stuck with her- just not enough to heed the advice.

    • @strawberrycherrybaby
      @strawberrycherrybaby 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Well now you’ve cursed me with that too 😂

    • @delaneyeisenbeisz
      @delaneyeisenbeisz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It’s a lil one that hides under the surface, then just when you need it the most (or debatably, the least) it pops into your head 😂

    • @Cowboy_Frog
      @Cowboy_Frog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What in this video reminded you of that?

    • @Monarch_love
      @Monarch_love 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Cowboy_Frog probably kurtis opening stuff with his teeth lol

  • @group4x121
    @group4x121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12019

    When you think he’s setting up a joke but he’s actually revealing his personal criminal history

    • @choopaaa
      @choopaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

      That's so beefy

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      @@choopaaa *bœuf*

    • @mackrhan4380
      @mackrhan4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Juicy squirt!

    • @renidere
      @renidere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Frosty Teacup ah, français

    • @noorabdullah3508
      @noorabdullah3508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol😂😂

  • @l3gosnip3r
    @l3gosnip3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14829

    "Im gonna ruin someone in corporate's day"
    *Very polite conversation ensues*

    • @g.k684
      @g.k684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Truly a nightmare

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      Canadian corporate calls ammiright? /j

    • @GoLeftGo
      @GoLeftGo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Very Canadian eh?

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That was so funny

    • @SNK_LRD
      @SNK_LRD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I would trust the woman he had on the phone would my life.

  • @theressomethingwrongwithme926
    @theressomethingwrongwithme926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    I love how Kurtis is just casually gaslighting his friend like, "no, that's a push pop."

  • @josie_rosie527
    @josie_rosie527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I love how he eats these horrendous possibly poisonous meals, but the thing that almost kills him... is about 2 tablespoons of Coke(the drink)

    • @monamour4310
      @monamour4310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      love that u clarified the drink 💀💀💀

    • @josie_rosie527
      @josie_rosie527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@monamour4310 i mean better safe than sorry lmao

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, two tablespoons of coke would kill you

    • @wolfy4425
      @wolfy4425 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CainXVII nah you need quite alot of cocaine to kill u

    • @introvertedbookworm1
      @introvertedbookworm1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      💀😭

  • @benhausch9112
    @benhausch9112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13561

    Kurtis’s mad pranks: being polite to a person on the phone

    • @lukecremecheese597
      @lukecremecheese597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      what a madlad

    • @jmomalen8640
      @jmomalen8640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

      canadian prank

    • @kayleec.361
      @kayleec.361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      The most Canadian prank you could pull

    • @acab9120
      @acab9120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Canada

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The most Canadian way to do a prank

  • @nim6259
    @nim6259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3768

    Kurtis looks like he was and is a barista

    • @StrawberryCrush2000
      @StrawberryCrush2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But not a Starbucks barista

    • @jjstyle4578
      @jjstyle4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dana Tim Hortons

    • @StrawberryCrush2000
      @StrawberryCrush2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jjstyle4578 lmao

    • @dennispena9297
      @dennispena9297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A Batista who dropped out college and start his own coffee house with overpriced items.
      We love him.

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Once a barista, always a barista.
      It's not a job, it's a lifestyle.

  • @NivaraTinuviel
    @NivaraTinuviel ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I work in a contact center. Even a stupid question asked by someone who is kind and polite feels like a nice sneaky little break. That Starbucks rep was so sweet, and she probably is used to getting yelled at. I bet that was the best call she took all day

  • @peril7531
    @peril7531 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Jacob laughing his ass off when kurtis says “it’s club soda and soy sauce” made my day

  • @CommTechEthan
    @CommTechEthan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4403

    Kurtis: No I think that’s everything
    Corporate lady: *SQUEAL*

    • @lukedeconcini
      @lukedeconcini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I rewinded like three times to listen to it

    • @porkydorky
      @porkydorky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Made me laugh every single time I reminded it lmfao

    • @foopthehoop3103
      @foopthehoop3103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That was part of her rat DNA coming out

    • @nixienooo
      @nixienooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Is this a regional thing? I’m from Illinois I need to know how to release my inner demon squeal

    • @yesyes4671
      @yesyes4671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agh

  • @maelee4076
    @maelee4076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3732

    shaqs quiet unsure ‘so jelly’ sent me over the edge

    • @sydissupercool
      @sydissupercool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      ˢᵒ ʲᵉˡˡʸ :⁾

    • @strawberrymilkyheart5799
      @strawberrymilkyheart5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I felt uncomfortable for him💀

    • @may1hz0n
      @may1hz0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      more like “please help me”

    • @anopinion1349
      @anopinion1349 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where?

    • @crypto1122
      @crypto1122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@anopinion1349 2:45 here you go bb

  • @cocobutter3175
    @cocobutter3175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I've seen this video before, but coming back to it a few years later and watching again --it's just so adorable. "Thanks for pranking me, buddy!" being said in total sincerity without a hint of sarcasm is peak Canadian.

  • @tess2241
    @tess2241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    i love the feeling of bonding with a stranger from customer service. they are extremely kind when people are polite. i once had a 30 minute conversation with a lady helping me with my wifi. it was amazing.

  • @mutelamb
    @mutelamb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2827

    Imagine getting an advertisement for Coke and at the end one of the guys advertising the Coke quietly says "This tastes like ass" and then the ad ends there

    • @atree9284
      @atree9284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hazelbell 2018 under appreciated comment

    • @oogabooga2414
      @oogabooga2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@atree9284 it truly is

    • @megha5176
      @megha5176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @user-lt8vl4tr8p
      @user-lt8vl4tr8p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I feel like that would actually work cause I’d get curious

    • @m1s0s50
      @m1s0s50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HFFIFBDJC bro this made my day

  • @clairedixon5471
    @clairedixon5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21262

    “I’m not going to ruin some poor barista’s day... I’m going to ruin someone at corporate’s day”
    On behalf of all baristas, I would just like to say that you’re our hero

    • @delta7293
      @delta7293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I read this as he said this

    • @ibbaby3966
      @ibbaby3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      kurtis looks luke he has an orbee in his left noze (his left)

    • @hochimane6535
      @hochimane6535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Praxis

    • @Ame_Katze
      @Ame_Katze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@ibbaby3966 This is so specific but kind of makes sense??

    • @alisajacobs3506
      @alisajacobs3506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Kurtis is a true working class hero

  • @Haunted_Plush
    @Haunted_Plush 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    It's so strange hearing him say "balls" without the sound effect

  • @ArchaeologyTube
    @ArchaeologyTube 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Going back and seeing videos from these first few weeks of the pandemic are such an experience. The slight panic, confusion, depression, exhaustion. God that sucked so much.

  • @ainsleeraasch5347
    @ainsleeraasch5347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16695

    poor Jacob was really trying so hard to be supportive even when he was drinking absolute shit. and the look of pure sadness in Kurtis’s eyes right before he pranks him is...existential

    • @adhyachaturvedi408
      @adhyachaturvedi408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Ainslee Raasch Jacob is so pure 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @sachimourya1431
      @sachimourya1431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      The moment he learned that Kurtis pranked him he looked so betrayed.

    • @DrX-dh6th
      @DrX-dh6th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      i love how long it took him to figure it out and he was willing to just accept it

    • @pikhatu
      @pikhatu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Jacob: ):
      Kurtis: *I'm sorry it has to be like this*

    • @constanzaaguilar7433
      @constanzaaguilar7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I KNOW RIGHTTTTTT

  • @alyssaripley4705
    @alyssaripley4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4923

    the extra greeting hits different when ur quarantined and lonely

    • @sweep8311
      @sweep8311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Same 😔✊
      Hope you're doing well tho ♥️

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      very true :(

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      but i’m always lonely LMAO

    • @anthonyoberlin4173
      @anthonyoberlin4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ASDKJHALSKHDJK

    • @sydneybrooks6038
      @sydneybrooks6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aw guys :(

  • @obeymekat6038
    @obeymekat6038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Ok but can we talk about how dedicated a friend Jacob is, even after drinking the good awful concoction Kurtis whipped up, he still remained in character so he wouldn’t ruin the shot. And even after he found out he got pranked, he laughed about it and then said goodbye to Kurtis politely. My friend would’ve had my head on a stick and drank the bl00d from the stump of my neck if I had made them drink something like that

  • @lilyroma4993
    @lilyroma4993 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Wild to see the beginning of the pandemic 4 years later

  • @abbyrose.00
    @abbyrose.00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    alternate title: kurtis slowly killing himself for thirty minutes straight

  • @amberbeck73
    @amberbeck73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2516

    His anxiety at the idea of bothering people working and making phone calls is a whole ass mood

    • @nunya069
      @nunya069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *a whole 2019 mood* (a reference from one of his lies videos)

    • @Danny-qv3cq
      @Danny-qv3cq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Amber Beck a whole ass 2019 mood

    • @Danny-qv3cq
      @Danny-qv3cq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saffron Warren oh crap i didn’t see your comment

    • @z3rox969
      @z3rox969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saffron Warren yeah, my mom is a whole ass 2019 M O O D

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt nervous before he made the call

  • @abi09
    @abi09 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "the lady told me this flavor is really strong so i shouldnt pour too much"
    *pours half of the bottle into a small bowl of noodles*

  • @taketwoplease
    @taketwoplease 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    At 0:21 it took me a few seconds to realise he was talking about COVID. It's amazing how fast some people (including myself) have forgotten

  • @cottagecoral4194
    @cottagecoral4194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8728

    The way Jacob stayed in character despite drinking carbonated soy sauce

    • @dumbbshi3892
      @dumbbshi3892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Who's jacob

    • @mcemilyca
      @mcemilyca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@dumbbshi3892 The friend Kurtis pranked with the fake coke lol

    • @bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258
      @bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      he a real one

    • @mordecai8707
      @mordecai8707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dumbbshi3892 bitch watch the video

    • @viranor
      @viranor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mordecai8707 omg aggressive much

  • @envi8197
    @envi8197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7228

    THE RANDOM “ah” FROM THE LADY ON THE PHONE I CANT ABAUEGKWHEIWJ

    • @WovenSpade
      @WovenSpade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      i genuinely am in pain from laughing so hard at it and idk why it was so funny to me

    • @wyattmiller9539
      @wyattmiller9539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +776

      I have a feeling she'd never had someone call and be like "thank you so much" before

    • @krisamoroll
      @krisamoroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      i fucking screamed

    • @sillystringeater
      @sillystringeater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I was trying not to laugh so much because I was in the living room with my family

    • @blueorangeade3357
      @blueorangeade3357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      time stamp?

  • @cherry_studios2023
    @cherry_studios2023 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    THE MOMENT HE SAID "animal crossing is coming out soon" IT HIT ME JUST HOW LONG AGO THIS IS

  • @kaytimothy7561
    @kaytimothy7561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    kurtis and jacobs friendship is just too wholesome like he was so proud he got a brand deal with coca-cola and drank the soy sauce with a smile to not ruin his video and his reaction when he found out it was a prank was the greatest i love them

  • @jacksonstarship6179
    @jacksonstarship6179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4710

    Shaq was so sad saying “so jelly” that it made *ME* sad

  • @p.k.k.9655
    @p.k.k.9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10277

    Kurtis having legs is a concept I'm not sure I can get behind

    • @Yam-jt3vw
      @Yam-jt3vw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      That sounds vaguely sexual

    • @p.k.k.9655
      @p.k.k.9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@Yam-jt3vw lol woops

    • @ackitsjada9305
      @ackitsjada9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      A floating shirt

    • @DewSocks
      @DewSocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Yam-jt3vw H o w.

    • @WitchDetective
      @WitchDetective 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Don't worry, it's fake. He's just a floating torso.

  • @emmaweibel9434
    @emmaweibel9434 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    watching the covid disclaimer intro in 2023 is triggering my trauma

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier ปีที่แล้ว +14

    19:40 Jacob's reaction was straight out of a cartoon

  • @miabella638
    @miabella638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8625

    shaqs 'ˢᵒ ʲᵉˡˡʸ' is top comedy

    • @BlackOrderAlchemist
      @BlackOrderAlchemist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      I think the way he shakes his head 'No' when they say "This is Shaq's first tiktok" is even funnier

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@BlackOrderAlchemist "End my suffering"

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Save my king

    • @athyzkyh
      @athyzkyh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lvbboi9 i saw u on a danny gonzalez video

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@athyzkyh I am Greg

  • @magpie7938
    @magpie7938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3389

    We got so much of Kurtis’s backstory today. Shoplifting at Spencer Gifts and he was a Starbucks barista? It’s all coming together

    • @halimahussain3635
      @halimahussain3635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This explains it all!!
      Yess now its all coming together hehehehehehe

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Barista Kurtis hits different

    • @ImTotallySummer
      @ImTotallySummer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Idk how but I knew he was a Starbucks barista before being told

    • @starsignal2231
      @starsignal2231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      imma make a timeline. this'll be fun

    • @AirsDesertSpirit
      @AirsDesertSpirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Listen to his podcasts! He spills all the tea!

  • @lilyhatesgoogle
    @lilyhatesgoogle ปีที่แล้ว +64

    it's been 2 years and I'm still mystified that she felt the need to make spaghetti in a thermos like she was gonna carry it around and eat it on the street

  • @katelynbrown3404
    @katelynbrown3404 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I stopped laughing when cotton-candy entered the chat. Jacob is a real one cuz he wasn’t gonna say anything at first. 😭😭 Jenna came through with ‘we have fangs.’ lmaooooo

  • @kannt_5250
    @kannt_5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2833

    is everyone just glossing over fact he said he was banned from spencer’s bc he was caught shoplifting,,, i found it hilarious that he casually said that HAHAHAHA

    • @nevebee2389
      @nevebee2389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      kannt_ he has a video with I think Pretty Much It about it 😊

    • @marla0412
      @marla0412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nevebee2389 ohh which one is it? :0

    • @sidcourtright7219
      @sidcourtright7219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it's a kurtis thing

    • @h3llie
      @h3llie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      time stamp?

    • @amystrader5139
      @amystrader5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Helena 16:01

  • @libbywisener1337
    @libbywisener1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2319

    he kinda had a "kombucha girl" moment with the mac and ramen

    • @ascraeusorange9157
      @ascraeusorange9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Elllieanie
      ya like komBUCHA?
      Kurtis LOOVES KOMBUCHA

    • @yeetusfeetus9053
      @yeetusfeetus9053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’d be ramen and cheese because Mac is macaroni

    • @melatoing1120
      @melatoing1120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Finn Cullin onion-san

    • @_b_e_a_n_s_
      @_b_e_a_n_s_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Finn Cullin omg I hate that I know where that's from

    • @drezzoisdead
      @drezzoisdead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi hungry I'm rat ikr

  • @alissabelle
    @alissabelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I like how he introduced Shaq as, "Good Burger star" 😂

  • @berryclub9798
    @berryclub9798 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I watched this now (2023) and in the beginning when he said all the serious stuff, i was like "omg what the hell happened???????"

  • @dremora9193
    @dremora9193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    I worked as a customer service rep- and folks that take the calls literally wait for a funny useless call to come in bc 95% of calls are just being screamed at over things that are 100% out of their control. Probably made that lady's day

    • @orsikocs
      @orsikocs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      She was trying so hard not to laugh. Great vid

    • @HitsugiHime
      @HitsugiHime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Drem Ora as the operator at Target I had a slight flashback and you can tell by the tone of the barista’s voice that she was bracing for the yell. I even was bracing for it. But she sounded so relieved when he responded calmly. He honestly made my day how he responded to her

    • @Svengali764
      @Svengali764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh.. I had a drunk lady on call for 2 hours. She wanted a anti virus service provided by my mobile carrier. She had a Huawei phone and my company explicitly stated that they gave that service only to samsung, apple, nokia and sony phones. Oh god she wouldn't cut the call and I had to keep explaining. Then she verbally abused me, started crying, literally. Her husband had left her and her boss fired her because she couldn't concentrate. Then her phone was corrupted. It was rough.

    • @jrpueyo7531
      @jrpueyo7531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish I experienced one of those moments. It's hard if you're on a financial department, you won't hear anyone talk, they'd be shouting 24/7, or 10-12/5

  • @azzy__films
    @azzy__films 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9154

    The lady at corporate had no idea what was going on yet she still helped as much as she could she was so sweet 🥺

    • @modifiedmomma2365
      @modifiedmomma2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Lemon Drop I’m really upset I broke the 666 likes, but this comment deserves it 💕

    • @acab9120
      @acab9120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How does this only have 3 comments

    • @sashabanks2863
      @sashabanks2863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Give her a raise starbucco bucks

    • @roachqueen1973
      @roachqueen1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      So sweet. She needs to teach a course in customer service.

    • @naratheweirdo
      @naratheweirdo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      she also said she was having a “ not too good day” and she was still so kind 🥺🥺

  • @kasibelle
    @kasibelle ปีที่แล้ว +12

    THEIR VOICES AND MANNERISMS ARE JUST LIKE TROOMTROOM DEAR LORD

  • @_.your-fave-ducky._
    @_.your-fave-ducky._ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    6:55 “mAkIn iT sTiNkY”
    THE GOAT MOVIE LIVES ON

  • @Acuriouscase77
    @Acuriouscase77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4058

    They're literally the tiktok version of troom troom. They even talk like it

    • @gwenythice7230
      @gwenythice7230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Ash Lee and as troom troom have Danny, these girls have Kurtis

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gwenythice7230 do the have a Cristine

    • @eller.6322
      @eller.6322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I knew I couldnt have been the only person thinking it

    • @sock9107
      @sock9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So beefy!

    • @atlas6864
      @atlas6864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      juicy squirt

  • @nymphaea22
    @nymphaea22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2397

    imagine being a starbucks worker that’s dealed with really rude people for hours and just wants to get through the day, and then two girls walk in with a camera screaming *”cAN I PLEASE GET A HOLIDAY BAGGED AIR?!?”*

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      At least it would lighten the mood

    • @tabbiethecat
      @tabbiethecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      kurtis noticed in his og video that it seemed like they had prerecorded their voices/did a voiceover and lip synced to their own voices. it was weird and didn’t seem real

    • @nymphaea22
      @nymphaea22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      tabbie cat yeah, i was joking about how wack it would be if it was real and you had to witness it.

    • @tabbiethecat
      @tabbiethecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      natasha. ah understood. i think of i saw that in person *i* would have to apologize to the barista just bc i was in the vicinity

    • @tinfoilwitch7686
      @tinfoilwitch7686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *hey barISTAAAAA*

  • @Mid-iala
    @Mid-iala 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Oh my god, that sweet lady! She was so pleased by how polite you were, good on you for being such a good role model!

  • @vincentjoisce7488
    @vincentjoisce7488 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the moment of instant regret when kurtis realised 'shalissa' was a sweet, hardworking service worker and not the ceo of starbucks

  • @akistoybox7138
    @akistoybox7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4360

    The cotton candy ramen look like the rugs in your therapist office

    • @spaceace8453
      @spaceace8453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      How do you know about the ramen rug

    • @akistoybox7138
      @akistoybox7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@spaceace8453 shhhhh

    • @spaceace8453
      @spaceace8453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@akistoybox7138 oh sorry. We will keep it between us ok .

    • @leavemealonethx
      @leavemealonethx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I wouldnt know I cant afford therapy aha
      Fuck

    • @nooneknows8723
      @nooneknows8723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Akis bookis, your profile picture is a total masterpiece...

  • @orborb2644
    @orborb2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    saying 'take care' to a stranger at the end of a phone call feels much more sweet and genuine than 'have a nice day' while still being casual and now i've started saying it too thank you kurtis conner for this revelation

  • @m.in_yeon
    @m.in_yeon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    watching this in 2023 and in the beginning i was so confused, looked into the comments and saw everything was from 2020😭😭😭

  • @BuggyTrash
    @BuggyTrash 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Me wondering wtf he was talking about in the beginning and realised this was posted 3 years ago lol

    • @Ruthrahh
      @Ruthrahh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      THIS COMMENT HELPED ME REALIZE THAT TYSM LMAOO

  • @angcheese8173
    @angcheese8173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2627

    “You can’t even see it on camera. Trust me, look at the little black parts, do you see it?”
    *Hype House trying to incorporate diversity*

    • @maryy2077
      @maryy2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      cha cha real smooth best commentary

    • @jenniisweird3661
      @jenniisweird3661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHAHA

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @angeldeaza6096
      @angeldeaza6096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      not related but ur pfp makes me mad

    • @KKprincess90
      @KKprincess90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That made me laugh harder than it should’ve

  • @mkayyhub
    @mkayyhub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5188

    I didn't know Kurtis had a lower body... I just thought he was shoulders and head wtf

    • @loisxx3799
      @loisxx3799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Just like the shower gel head & shoulders

    • @ChaunceyCC
      @ChaunceyCC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Makayla Hubbard When we went to his meet and greet in S.F., The second he walked out my partner just goes “Oh my god. His legs. I’ve never seen them before.” Lol

    • @miserablemajor6407
      @miserablemajor6407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the knees and toes part of the nursery rhyme doesn't apply to him bc his lower body is fake

    • @fukro7557
      @fukro7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, he's not like PewDiePie

    • @adamsorensen7996
      @adamsorensen7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Saw him live and he really doesn’t have any legs. He’s just torso and feet

  • @meredithmitchell8921
    @meredithmitchell8921 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:41 “Fazbear entertainment hired the game developer. This isn’t just an attempt to rebrand, it’s an elaborate cover up…”

  • @aliciadejager1552
    @aliciadejager1552 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I want to hear more about Kurtis’ teenage years tho…

  • @rachelgibb144
    @rachelgibb144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11540

    kurtis cares about his citizens. we have to stan. this is why he is mayor.

    • @albedox6428
      @albedox6428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Papa Kurtis feed me your knowledge

    • @ava2529
      @ava2529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WTF 2k likes in 43 minutes

    • @rachelgibb144
      @rachelgibb144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bonkered lmao shut uppppoo

    • @lillygacha4982
      @lillygacha4982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And he says the “hot mayor” thing wouldn’t work (in his attractive man video lmao)

    • @maddierose131
      @maddierose131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bonkered stop being racist

  • @notdestini
    @notdestini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    Kurtis:I'm going to ruin someone at corporate's day
    Woman from corporate:Hope everything's going well with you :)
    Kurtis, about to cry:Good, thank you

    • @meglane2020
      @meglane2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      dancing on mars we all almost cried tbh

  • @Starla-lu7zr
    @Starla-lu7zr ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was so confused at the beginning of the video 😭😭 then I realized it was three years ago 👹

  • @Patch_616
    @Patch_616 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Crazy hearing people talk about covid in the first few weeks

    • @eleanorvear
      @eleanorvear 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      right it's actually jarring

  • @jimalimby
    @jimalimby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6443

    Y’all be scared to moan in y’all girl’s ear. I be in mine like: “sO bEeFy”

    • @Oraerilla
      @Oraerilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Omg stahp! I’m dying

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      This, right here, is a true man.

    • @gretamacconkey5263
      @gretamacconkey5263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      ~ s o b e e f y ~

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      how many more y'alls do you want to add to that sentence?

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@manboy4720 Yall he yall scared to yall mean in yall yall girl ear in yall mine I be yall like: so yall beefy.
      I'm sorry, i had to.

  • @susie8799
    @susie8799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4714

    kurtis lore: he’s banned from Spencers Gifts

    • @Avalyn175
      @Avalyn175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      I’m updating the wiki

    • @flawedsanity
      @flawedsanity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      For his friend stealing a fkn shot glass lmao

    • @yikes2540
      @yikes2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My pretty much it brethren

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good, that place is scary

    • @finmiles965
      @finmiles965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aeches I think your cousin might be pulling your leg on that front, friends and I have worked at a few and that’s not really how they do “bans” in the experiences we’ve had, if that makes sense? Hey, that’s some good news for people who did something regrettable as a teen and are afraid to set foot in a store more than a decade later at least! Lol

  • @sofiisabel3829
    @sofiisabel3829 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Literally just started BINGING Kurtis recently. I knew him cause I’m Greg but never fully ventured all the way to his channel but I did recently and can’t stop watching and then, JUST CAUSE (cmon. He has a good heart and good morals and is so funny and cute. Like who wouldn’t want him ok?) I checked his relationship status and was severely disappointed. But I’m so happy he is a happily married man cause he deserved nothing less

    • @sofiisabel3829
      @sofiisabel3829 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kurtis Danny and drew are all married cause they are just great guys

    • @Woke_Moralist
      @Woke_Moralist 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@sofiisabel3829 polygamous idols ong

  • @aspirec1376
    @aspirec1376 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Kurtis is so healthy, even a small swig of Coca-Cola causes him instant physical pain.

  • @chhavaayayay
    @chhavaayayay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    "don't touch your face"
    Me: *already touching face, awkwardly puts my hand down*

    • @sagebriarwood6672
      @sagebriarwood6672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You: makes this comment
      Me: touching my face while reading it
      welp

    • @ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs
      @ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sage Foster goddammit.... same 🤦‍♀️

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always touch my face without realising its really annoying but I have nothing to do with my hands

    • @anoushkasingh2355
      @anoushkasingh2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

    • @buttonsforabby
      @buttonsforabby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chhavi Arora i was gonna comment that...but i was 50 minutes late

  • @sophiacrandall3678
    @sophiacrandall3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    that phonecall was so wholesome it was hard to tell it was only 50% Canadian

    • @chickenalpaca0332
      @chickenalpaca0332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Until she moaned

    • @katlochen6387
      @katlochen6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      50% canadian 50% midwestern

    • @pgakt
      @pgakt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The little sound she made though, what does it mean

    • @hannah3970
      @hannah3970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10:26

    • @freyjacooper9082
      @freyjacooper9082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kitt She was probably just touched that he was being so nice. Most people are dicks to customer service

  • @moomfortwendi
    @moomfortwendi ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the beginning of this video is such a time capsule

  • @BogBogSwampBog
    @BogBogSwampBog 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Just came up in my feed today. Seeing that intro felt so weird in 2023. That shit really was only three years ago, but it feels like an eternity. What a nightmare Covid was, man.

  • @raat_310
    @raat_310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

    “aDd TWo drOPs oF youR COttoN CandY FLavoUR”
    *proceeds to pour half the bottle in*

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Elisabeth MacCurdy glug glug glug

    • @sydissupercool
      @sydissupercool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@acek2016 [falls down the stairs]

    • @pussydestroyer888
      @pussydestroyer888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *falls down stairs*

  • @brookhuskey535
    @brookhuskey535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    That little excited noise was probably bc she’s used to jerks yelling at her lol. I worked in a call center in a section that was supposed to help parents enroll their kids into an online school. We used to have to call them to see if they needed help and almost every one hug up immediately or yelled at me cause they thought i was a telemarketer. Be nice to people that work in call centers

    • @Scarlatron
      @Scarlatron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Brook Huskey This! I used to work for the test accessibility and accommodations departments for the ACT. The amount of times I’d have to go cry after rude callers was insane, but one kind person always made my entire day. People who are nice to call center representatives are saints.

    • @yvette1631
      @yvette1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Same! Please be nice to customer support employees!!

    • @beeschurgerr
      @beeschurgerr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Brook Huskey I currently work in a legal call center and people are so mean all the time. Even the attorneys are so mean to us sometimes 🥺

    • @SeirinIwaokung
      @SeirinIwaokung 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I always be nice to the call center in every company i contact bcuz im aware of the fact that they have to sit down and deal with shitty people at least once a day before i reach the call

    • @borderlinekitten
      @borderlinekitten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I work in a call centre and the amount of people I’ve had scream at me and my coworkers for literally no reason is unreal

  • @morfy42
    @morfy42 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Omg the wholesome way Jacob tried his hardest not to wreck the promo by still smiling!

  • @hollierose1120
    @hollierose1120 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Watching this in 2024 I love Kurtis’ disclaimer sm more. He’s so sweet ily u Kurtis ❤️

    • @fandomidotscrew101
      @fandomidotscrew101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This comment is so real ❤❤❤❤

  • @sofiamanni295
    @sofiamanni295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    he radiates the mildest chaotic energy I love that so much

    • @sydneybrooks6038
      @sydneybrooks6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sofia novak me too :)

    • @jamzam9807
      @jamzam9807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally describes it perfectly lol

    • @patrickplayz6576
      @patrickplayz6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sofia novak 🅱️ruh

    • @thatguy4996
      @thatguy4996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mild chaos, I have never heard a better description of Kurtis

    • @patrickplayz6576
      @patrickplayz6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dislike

  • @abracabadass
    @abracabadass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2333

    Things that almost knocked Kurtis tf out in this video:
    - coronavirus
    - crippling anxiety
    - a jar of tomato sauce
    - one sip of coca cola
    - spencer's gifts employees
    - nervous pees

    • @ellieb5938
      @ellieb5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Emily don’t forget cotton candy tits

    • @cecepho
      @cecepho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      - two shots of vodka

    • @fmleddie4602
      @fmleddie4602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      filming while driving lmao

    • @uokayjim1422
      @uokayjim1422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That scary little guy on the push pop

    • @daniella3834
      @daniella3834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      One sip of coke is deadly!

  • @widthemid
    @widthemid 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    this intro is a crazy time capsule

  • @sacv27
    @sacv27 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I just really want to hang out with these girls on like a Sunday when they aren't "on" or recording anything just to study them and see what they are like as actual people. If they just chill but still scream out shit like "So beefy" in their off-time then I don't know how I would react.

  • @kbeit8272
    @kbeit8272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1321

    Dude I wanna be a barista, and if someone came in and asked for bagged air, I would give them an empty bag, charge five dollars, and pocket the money.

    • @kbeit8272
      @kbeit8272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      If I was feeling nice, maybe I would even put ten cents in the register for the bag.

    • @desdesc
      @desdesc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      trust me if you were a barista youd get tired of it real quick espeically any time a customer over the age of 30 came to the counter

    • @LA-yf4jf
      @LA-yf4jf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Being a barista is like 300 mean people in a row that are in a rush. Then they’re mad at you that they were late to work because they couldn’t mobile order or just leave 15 minutes early to enjoy their coffee/breakfast before work. Oh also people think they have the right to ask you very personal questions and have the right to get their drinks made first because they’re late. 0/10 don’t recommend. Also corporate isn’t ran by baristas so they’ve been imposing standards that aren’t doable, district managers have no idea what it’s like to be on the floor, and work load is not distributed equally.

    • @kbeit8272
      @kbeit8272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LA-yf4jf I'm really sorry if that's your experience, but I want to work in one of the little ones that only have a few people at a time. There isn't enough money in the world to get me to work in a place like Dutch Bros or Star Bucks.

    • @LA-yf4jf
      @LA-yf4jf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kbeit8272 don’t be sorry, I quit even though I was making very good money. If you get hired at a local cafe, it will be such a great experience. Making coffee is so much fun when it’s slow pace.

  • @susanf4698
    @susanf4698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5469

    "I'm not gonna ruin a barista's day, I'm gonna ruin someone at corporates day" - Kurtis Comrade ☭

    • @samjaya9999
      @samjaya9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      and that's on Bernie 2020

    • @leahstewart3559
      @leahstewart3559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      and that’s on robin hood lol

    • @heathersyvilla9617
      @heathersyvilla9617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Susan F 🏴

    • @johndoe4110
      @johndoe4110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Don't ruin a barista's day or we will definitely give you decaf

    • @dee_is_tired
      @dee_is_tired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Larissa A. I’m so glad I’ve never been mean to a barista... nobody deserves non consensual decaf

  • @WickedKatze
    @WickedKatze ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I've watched this video like ten times and it still absolutely kills me that the cotton candy ramen walkthrough completely omits the very important step of adding sugar. or literally anything sweet so the whole thing isn't just bitter purple noodles

  • @sillygoosebehavior
    @sillygoosebehavior 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the psa at the beginning and talking about how animal crossing was coming out soon i time traveled

    • @someallay
      @someallay หลายเดือนก่อน

      real

  • @lizchandler171
    @lizchandler171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1990

    “Just a phone call” Kurtis trust me there is nothing simple about making a phone call. YOU KILLED IT THAT IMPRESSED ME

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      he did a great job

    • @missmoon1849
      @missmoon1849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      hw did great. he is a good boy

    • @ley8443
      @ley8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i'm still very confused what happened tho?? anyone wanna give a short summary??

    • @missmoon1849
      @missmoon1849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@ley8443 what. nothing big happened. Kurtis said he was going to make "just a phone call". and making phone calls it's hard. it's scary. its a literal nightmare.
      and kurtis did it so good 🥰. as op said, he "killed it".

    • @vv285
      @vv285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      holy crap I hate phone calls, not as much as video calls (it can jump of a microwave)

  • @helenjae3666
    @helenjae3666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15084

    I need friends like the guy who pretended to like the soy sauce soda so he wouldn’t ruin the commercial

    • @AnxiousGary
      @AnxiousGary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

      lol right? He's such a good sport

    • @Alex-ne8qe
      @Alex-ne8qe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

      He's adorable too!

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      He's the best

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      He's one hell of a friend.

    • @bellaamour8197
      @bellaamour8197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      If you like him then you should watch And We’re Back

  • @xsmashxatomsx
    @xsmashxatomsx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Kurtis seems like he would have his own inter-dimensional cable channel in the Rick and Morty universe. I would definitely watch that as much as possible.

  • @Rizzalert69
    @Rizzalert69 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    16:04 IMPORTANT KURTIS LORE!!!!!

  • @bluedaze3727
    @bluedaze3727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9605

    i never want to hear anyone say "juicy squirt" ever again

    • @london1242
      @london1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      blue daze i didn’t think i had to worry about hearing those words in general

    • @ur-local-lesbian-comrade
      @ur-local-lesbian-comrade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I didn’t know they were the juicy squirt people and more I want to puke

    • @kfkkfk7995
      @kfkkfk7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I am Spanish. So I didn't know what that was. Welp, I was a happy and innocent buddy until this happened;-;

    • @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627
      @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      blue daze that video plays on repeat in my head as I sleep. It haunts me

    • @grimm5354
      @grimm5354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      me after i eat chipotle 🙈😊

  • @azarti6185
    @azarti6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7630

    the amount of Canadian politeness during his call is just beautiful

    • @cannon9962
      @cannon9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      That’s appropriation my bff is Canadian and she condescending as shit

    • @informanti
      @informanti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Sometimes I feel like a polite canadian stuck in a rude american body.

    • @sydneyelliott
      @sydneyelliott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      the fact that i didn’t even notice until i read this comment bc it’s just a normal thing here is so funny to me 🤣🤣

    • @honey3438
      @honey3438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ikr like he's so nice 😭

    • @David-B26
      @David-B26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I dont think its because hes canadian but because hes just a nice dude

  • @lobstermilk
    @lobstermilk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    this video is such a time capsule

  • @KalsAngel
    @KalsAngel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Kurtis' visceral reaction to having to make a phone call is amazing