Kelli laughing at the end is just the funniest thing about this video. How many times has she seen him act as BHK and she is seriously cracking up. Josh and Kelli,congrats on your anniversary, God is good to both of you! God bless you
I'm gonna be real honest here, I wish I had listened to what God was trying to tell me with my last relationship. That guy was pulling me away from God and pulling me into a very dark emotional place that I had put so much effort into pulling myself out of. I wish I had listened to God when He told me to break up with him. Maybe when we did finally break up, it would have been that much easier. Because 1) I was more in control of the situation and he didn't have much room to blame me for the relationship and 2) I might have realized sooner that the guy was bringing me down. Let's just say I've learned the hard way that there's no shame in having standards and that 'settling' is stupid beyond all reason. I guess sometimes you gotta touch the hot stove to learn.
I had a relationship exactly like that. Almost lost my entire family and the life I love because of it. But fortunately God put excellent parents in my life who smacked sense into me (by telling me to get my crap together or get out of their house). Your life will come together too. Run as fast as you can towards God. If you find someone who can keep up with you, keep him around. He's worth it!
Lol I found someone who can (somewhat) keep up with me. What's the most important to me is that we mesh well. He doesn't make me feel like I'm anything less than he is and vice versa. We don't always see eye to eye on everything, but couples rarely do. Besides the fact that he doesn't make me feel anything less for liking the things I do, he gets along with my family, and that's very important to me because I love my family and I want whoever I'm with to get along with them. With the exception of one member, but I don't blame him. She's been in my life for (let's say) 15 years now, and I'm still trying to connect with her. I don't expect him to connect with her after only 5 years. P.S. I'm glad you were smart enough to listen to your parents trying to talk some sense into you. That makes you that much smarter than I was at that time.
"My face features God's superior craftsmanship, please like it to show you aren't unappreciative of His creation!" *ok how many potential boyfriends liked this photo?* LOL Darn that Instagram!
+Devin Colborn Depends, are you a book or a meme? Or a book about memes? Gotta stick to my guns here. Besides, my mom won't let me get married 'til I'm 30.
Awww. Thanks Blimey Cow, I'm a Christian girl and this made me laugh when I needed a boost. Your channel really helps me refocus my life on Jesus when I get distracted
Oh goodness! That was hilarious! And as a Christian girl currently attending Bible school, I will tell you this much: meeting guys is harder than it looks! ;P Then again, I'm also not here to find one. The 'husband' thing is on the back burner. (Now if you'll excuse me, I have some reading I need to do. ) Great video!
Abby Parke some people get to the point in their relationship with God where that type of reference is the most natural to them. Interesting that you said "Issa", though, as that's pretty close to the Muslim name for Jesus, and I've heard that Muslims are very offended by the idea of God as Father.
I'm actually a pastors kid so.... I'm super Christian girl! Haha but I'm super chill and am not like so Christian that I try to be correct all the time! Or whatever you might think "a perfect pastors kid" would be! Haha
Happy Monday Blimey Cow! As a Christian girl, I approve of this video and so does God too lol! You always make me smile😂 so thank you so much for putting me in a good mood every single time. You're such an amazing role model. I love your videos, you touch on some amazing topics that are important to hear about! I really like your funny realistic viewpoint of the Christian girl story. ️ Thank you for sharing this! Have a beautiful week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your videos are so true! Thank you for all your AMAZING videos!!! You must work so hard on these videos. I am so glad you commit your time to this. Can you do a States of America Stereotypes? Thanks!!! You guys ROCK!!!
This makes me feel not alone... Thanks Jordan... I have not much people on my community to relate to since being Christian around here is like, one in a million.
Christian girl here. Went to bible college for one year, finished a program and God said no to the potential boyfriend I met there. All my other friends are going back this week and I'm home working and going on disastrous dates. Hey God what do I do?
"You're not liking the photo of the pretty christian girl, you're marveling at how amazing Jesus Christ Himself is" Ohhhhhh my goshhhhhhh I loveeeeee blimey cowww
I see this all the time in Christian movies where that one messed up guy meets that perfect Christian girl to help him out along the way. It's so annoying.
Thanks, much appreciate it. I was supposed to get a "ring by spring" military style, but got dumped into the dating game I didn't fully learn the rules for, and trying to do the right thing...it gets confusing
"Christian girls: you can't live with them until you're married, but you can't live without them!" 😂😂😂
Victoria Wells best line! 😂
I think it's one of my favorites from all of Blimey Cow!
Such a mood
Autumn The Wreck haha😂
I still do not know why he says you cannot live with them until you are married.
"He is chiseled and we have bible study together"
that's all you need in a guy honestly XD
😂😂😂 love it!!!
Jordan is legit chiseled. I love it
Well that was fun, but NOW we have to see "The Story Of The Christian Boy"…Pretty please??
Yes!!
Yes!!
CRAZYJJx Yes
Yes...they're an entertaining little subspecies...😁
No weapons soldier: can we have new weapons pls....pls...
The first shall be last
Blimey Cow Ha ha!
Yup
Oooooo
I am so proud of you
I think this comment is as eternal as Jesus. Wait, is that blasphemy?
Let's all agree to have a one-on-one Bible study with Big-head Kid.
He needs some comfort and support.
Kelli laughing at the end is just the funniest thing about this video. How many times has she seen him act as BHK and she is seriously cracking up. Josh and Kelli,congrats on your anniversary, God is good to both of you! God bless you
It should be called:"the basic girl: christian edition" 😂😂
I'm a simple man: I see a blimey cow video, I like before watching.
Kevin Totems Honestly I thought I was the only one.
Haha apparently you're not at all alone
Just speaks to the quality blimey cow pumps our
Me, but a woman.😂😆
I'm gonna be real honest here, I wish I had listened to what God was trying to tell me with my last relationship. That guy was pulling me away from God and pulling me into a very dark emotional place that I had put so much effort into pulling myself out of. I wish I had listened to God when He told me to break up with him. Maybe when we did finally break up, it would have been that much easier. Because 1) I was more in control of the situation and he didn't have much room to blame me for the relationship and 2) I might have realized sooner that the guy was bringing me down. Let's just say I've learned the hard way that there's no shame in having standards and that 'settling' is stupid beyond all reason. I guess sometimes you gotta touch the hot stove to learn.
I had a relationship exactly like that. Almost lost my entire family and the life I love because of it. But fortunately God put excellent parents in my life who smacked sense into me (by telling me to get my crap together or get out of their house).
Your life will come together too. Run as fast as you can towards God. If you find someone who can keep up with you, keep him around. He's worth it!
Lol I found someone who can (somewhat) keep up with me. What's the most important to me is that we mesh well. He doesn't make me feel like I'm anything less than he is and vice versa. We don't always see eye to eye on everything, but couples rarely do. Besides the fact that he doesn't make me feel anything less for liking the things I do, he gets along with my family, and that's very important to me because I love my family and I want whoever I'm with to get along with them. With the exception of one member, but I don't blame him. She's been in my life for (let's say) 15 years now, and I'm still trying to connect with her. I don't expect him to connect with her after only 5 years.
P.S. I'm glad you were smart enough to listen to your parents trying to talk some sense into you. That makes you that much smarter than I was at that time.
Sorry you are going through this. God does not exist. Try to think and be thoughtful before getting into a deep relationship.
FreshStuff God is the truth, and He loves you.
The added Superchic(k) song 👌🏻😂
Lindsey fromBFCG as I read your comment superchick played! Also I like your videos
I caught that too! I know it's supposed to be "sad" but made me happy. Superchick is part of my childhood!
Lindsey fromBFCG i loove them, they're my childhood
becka grace Thank you so much, Becka! So fun to hear that others remember their songs fondly as well! 💕
Nothing better than a Messy Monday on Sunday! :D
Another awesome episode! Thank you for all your dedication and originality, BlimeyCow! Keep it comin!
"My face features God's superior craftsmanship, please like it to show you aren't unappreciative of His creation!" *ok how many potential boyfriends liked this photo?* LOL Darn that Instagram!
Wow. XD XD XD
In all seriousness though, I (as a Christian girl) am simply on the lookout for more books and stupid memes.
same!
Same here :)
peanutbutterpickles
Books AND Memes!
Will you marry me?
+Devin Colborn
Depends, are you a book or a meme? Or a book about memes? Gotta stick to my guns here.
Besides, my mom won't let me get married 'til I'm 30.
peanutbutterpickles
Darn. I'm neither a Book nor a Meme. :(
Oh well. "Tis better to have loved & lost..."
Those Biceps Though...
I'm jealous LOL
They say I can earn a degree from the comfort of my couch, but... *what if I don't have a couch?*
King_Noah_ then you sir/ma'am/it need a couch
King_Noah_ sry only works if if you're on a couch
rip
He has 'King' in his name bro.
Then you have a sad life.
That Adventures in Odyssey shirt though 😂
Awww. Thanks Blimey Cow, I'm a Christian girl and this made me laugh when I needed a boost. Your channel really helps me refocus my life on Jesus when I get distracted
Blimey Cow + Studio C = ❤
Alkmi YES
This totally needs to be a thing, but what characters would you want them to interact with?
OMGosh Yessss :)
Alkmi Yes! 💜 Who else loved the "Mormon Misunderstanding" video?
JRedBear Big head kid and Kyle.
" 3 years of commitment; it's a long time and since you post a lot " LOL
That break at the end was awesome. I'm so glad your on this show Kelly. :D
"Tell us about your latest work, Jesus" I lost it at that skit
I'm from Poland. I absolutly love this channel !! 💖
They played Butterfly Kisses!! That is such a bitter sweet song; I love it! It came out the year I was born and is TOTALLY being played at my wedding.
You forgot floral EVERYTHING. Hahaha this is one of your best new videos, great job! Your comment on the end cracks me up Jordan. :D
Oh goodness! That was hilarious! And as a Christian girl currently attending Bible school, I will tell you this much: meeting guys is harder than it looks! ;P Then again, I'm also not here to find one. The 'husband' thing is on the back burner. (Now if you'll excuse me, I have some reading I need to do. )
Great video!
@cindybin2001 the book of mormon is false
"Daddy God"
delete your account
Abby Parke He's just utilizing (and subtly satirizing) the inane rhetoric many of these people actually use.
Polyhymnia (Issa joke)
Abby Parke ok got it 😁 sorry for the misunderstanding
Abby Parke some people get to the point in their relationship with God where that type of reference is the most natural to them. Interesting that you said "Issa", though, as that's pretty close to the Muslim name for Jesus, and I've heard that Muslims are very offended by the idea of God as Father.
The Last shall be last
Amen, my brother
The paradox has been answered
Lol love that you played butterfly kisses for the father daughter dance😂😂😂
Kelly was trying so hard to keep it together there at the end! XD Great episode, guys!
another sloppy sunday...i wasn't disappointed!!!
Wow u played butterflies kisses , that song is ollddd
from 2056 dude my dad sang that song in front of the whole church for my 16th birthday and the whole congregation of old ladies cried.
Skeleton's Got Swag it's old but good , good old song
from 2056 I agree, it is old. Older music is good.
It is old but awesome ♥ what was the song that was played at 2:49 tho?
I was looking for this comment 😊
Love the Adventure's in Odyssey shirt!
Please do another messyges! I love those!!!
YES!
Kaileigh Stoia yes please!!!!
ABSOLUTELY
Kelli at the end LOL
Fantastic as always!
The time commitment of liking selfies is real
“Ring by spring” you right 😂
Oh yes! Haha I'm a Christian girl so I am ready for this! Haha
I'm actually a pastors kid so.... I'm super Christian girl! Haha but I'm super chill and am not like so Christian that I try to be correct all the time! Or whatever you might think "a perfect pastors kid" would be! Haha
I love you
cookie_luv03 you sure do say haha
Nugget thanks but idk you! Sorry
:-(
Happy Monday Blimey Cow! As a Christian girl, I approve of this video and so does God too lol! You always make me smile😂 so thank you so much for putting me in a good mood every single time. You're such an amazing role model. I love your videos, you touch on some amazing topics that are important to hear about! I really like your funny realistic viewpoint of the Christian girl story. ️ Thank you for sharing this! Have a beautiful week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your videos are so true! Thank you for all your AMAZING videos!!! You must work so hard on these videos. I am so glad you commit your time to this. Can you do a States of America Stereotypes? Thanks!!! You guys ROCK!!!
"ring by spring" hahahaha I wasn't expecting that but I'm sure glad it happened
Y'all bringing me back to my childhood at 2:48 with superchick❤️
I just noticed she's wearing an Adventures in Odyssey shirt. I didn't think anyone even knew that show anymore. Lol
"riiiiiing byyyyyy spriiiiiing" I died at that park
This makes me feel not alone... Thanks Jordan...
I have not much people on my community to relate to since being Christian around here is like, one in a million.
I love this channel 😍
Lol,that last bit of the skit,nice.
1:38 omg the Adventures In Odessa shirt I watched that show all the time when I was little
Messy Sundays. You should start uploading these on mondays 😛
That first line was gold. 😂
Christian girl here. Went to bible college for one year, finished a program and God said no to the potential boyfriend I met there. All my other friends are going back this week and I'm home working and going on disastrous dates. Hey God what do I do?
"You're not liking the photo of the pretty christian girl, you're marveling at how amazing Jesus Christ Himself is" Ohhhhhh my goshhhhhhh I loveeeeee blimey cowww
Kelly at the end haha!! 😂😂
I love how at the end Kelly was trying not to laugh 😂
Some, Christian girls. Some. Not all.😂
"We love you like a brother in God..."
Immediately takes that back, saying he won't limit Christian guys. LOL pure gold!
I love that last scene, it's hilarious because Kelly starts to laugh
Great video guys
Great video bro!
This was a really good episode! 😂
Man, this is SO true!
That's my pick up line "Hey gi...sibling in Christ... Wanna have a one on one bible study with me. Maybe we can go fishing after."
The ending with Bighead asking for 1-on-1 Bible study was G👌LD
I see this all the time in Christian movies where that one messed up guy meets that perfect Christian girl to help him out along the way. It's so annoying.
#adventuresinoddessyshirt ❤. ...hey and you forgot about the part where she ends up knocked up 😂😂😂
oh my gosh that ADVENTURES IN ODYSSEY shirt...memories!😂
This is SO accurate. The butterfly kisses song at the end, OH MY GOD.
When you're a Christian girl who doesn't date and has one pic on Insta that is of them making the worst face ever
1:36 - Great shirt, Kelli!
yay a new messy monday
That SuperChick song got me 😂
Love the adventures in Odyssey shirt!!
I loved how he began this "you can't live with them (until your married)"
Great segue from the skit to the sponsor.
"rrrrrrRing Byyyyyy Spriiiiing" 😇
You brought up butterfly kisses😭 THAT SPNG IS MY CHILDHOOD
* sees video title * * starts laughing like crazy *
Love the adventures in Odyssey shirt!
Hey now, don't make fun of my Butterfly Kisses dance 🤣
THEY USED BUTTERFLY KISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's one of my favorite songs, I literally cry every time I hear it
That bit about christian college is so real haha 😂
Oh my goodness 😂😂😂 this is so funny!
"we love you like a brother in christ....or maybe like uh a husband..." 😂😂
Why was this so funny and so mean at the same time😂😂😂😂
The first shall be...something, probably just force memes
Ring By Spring?
Calling out all us Flames now, huh Jordan?
OMIGOSH so offensive.
Honestly this is hilarious 😂
Jordan is legit chiseled
He looks like Henry Cavil...
I LOST IT AT BUTTERFLY KISSES
I love how Kelli couldn't keep it together at the ending clip.
"What do they want out of life?"
Me: Food.
The first shall be last is here today and might get spammed....
Bro this is some quality stuff, words of wisdom, lol
HA playing superchick as the sad meme song 😂😂😂😂
had the hardest laugh of all time, my stomach is now aching that I thought it was the baby's kick, but wait... I'm not female
That last one made me smile cause I'm considering going to CFNI, and I feel that I most likely will meet a girl there that I like. Lol
Thanks, much appreciate it. I was supposed to get a "ring by spring" military style, but got dumped into the dating game I didn't fully learn the rules for, and trying to do the right thing...it gets confusing
This was posted on my birthday!!!