Why Your Future Kids Will Not Respect You

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  • @delcymansour68
    @delcymansour68 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "All of the children that we will one day bear...separately!"

  • @werewolftherewolf9810
    @werewolftherewolf9810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    the family resemblance though...

    • @hannahtj1940
      @hannahtj1940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ikr? Blimey Cow Dad looks so much like Josh!

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ^ Technically more like Josh looks so much like Blimey Cow Dad

  • @wokstar99
    @wokstar99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    alright time to go to sleep
    *sees blimey cow video*
    *cracks neck* let's go

  • @shahana146
    @shahana146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Jordan's future kids have to see the "My Legs" video 😆😆

    • @pepperjeanne1566
      @pepperjeanne1566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just Me, maybe I'll finally get myself some friends, MY LEGS, MY LEGS xD

  • @peekingundertheblindfold3300
    @peekingundertheblindfold3300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Oh my Josh I'm so terrified of the future...

    • @YoursTrulyChris
      @YoursTrulyChris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peeking Under The Blindfold oh my jooooooooooooooosh
      (name that reference)

    • @Raekay75
      @Raekay75 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yours Truly, Chris trolls 2

    • @calvinyap5124
      @calvinyap5124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this was not what i had planned

    • @masonm.5778
      @masonm.5778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Calvin Yap One can never plan for a fire in one's treehouse...

    • @Itsvictoriasandovalmanagement
      @Itsvictoriasandovalmanagement 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Terrified

  • @TheBroSkii
    @TheBroSkii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This video is exactly how I felt when I tried to explain to kids at my old youth group what Myspace was....

  • @rop.6630
    @rop.6630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Wow, Jordan's already thinking about having kids🤔

    • @vkk4112
      @vkk4112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amber Slahlize Jordan is married to Sara(h).

    • @rop.6630
      @rop.6630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, true. But those are just fantasies. Now that he's made a video about it, and announced his marriage, he's truly preparing for kids😂

    • @stephaniem1994
      @stephaniem1994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm so happy for Jordan and Sara (h). If they choose to have kids I'm sure they're going to be such great parents and great spiritual leaders. keep up the great work

    • @OrangeBlue-ir5rf
      @OrangeBlue-ir5rf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      They need more actors for Messy Mondays. Best way to add some? Make them.

    • @lindstheteacher1611
      @lindstheteacher1611 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😬And I haven't even had a boyfriend yet🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @YoursTrulyChris
    @YoursTrulyChris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    as my boss used to say, think twice post once.

    • @faithneufville2902
      @faithneufville2902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yours Truly, Chris But you posted twice...

    • @ThePenitentMan1
      @ThePenitentMan1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He thought four times, of course. ;)

  • @christinalong5144
    @christinalong5144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I mean im gonna be just as weird as a parent so they wont even have to look back on my memories to be embarrassed 😂

    • @hannahtj1940
      @hannahtj1940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the ultimate goal, right? :)

  • @hadassahlackers3165
    @hadassahlackers3165 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Not OUR kids. That would be weird." 😂 Poor Jordan. He's stressed. 😵😂

  • @AmericanDoughnutWizard
    @AmericanDoughnutWizard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Big Head Kid is Jordan's Kid from the future confirmed. It explains why they look so much alike and why they are never in the same place at the same time.

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But they have been in the same place at the same time

  • @JoaoPedro-sb5sq
    @JoaoPedro-sb5sq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    No way I'm giving my kids those electronics until they reach middle school. I'll make sure they're busy with other stuff all day long. Kid stuff, like playing sports outside and all.

    • @thereferenceguy5532
      @thereferenceguy5532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can understand not giving your kid an Iphone until 6th grade. I didn't have a phone until then, and even then, it was flip phone.
      But, for example, are you not going to let your child on a computer until middle school? That's super arbitrary.
      Are you going to let them watch TV? or play Video Games? Some kids just don't like sports, you're not gonna be able to change that. No matter how many times you force them outside.

    • @dawnriddler
      @dawnriddler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if they have nothing else to do, they will like sports!

  • @aokayt9517
    @aokayt9517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Gosh, my children will be saints according to this video

  • @yondalethomas
    @yondalethomas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love that comment about "will this effect my image for my future children." I feel like people never think about.

  • @faithneufville2902
    @faithneufville2902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Is Kid Dad's voice his actual dad's voice?

    • @werewolftherewolf9810
      @werewolftherewolf9810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Faith Neufville wondering the same thing

    • @djdunfee6775
      @djdunfee6775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Faith Neufville sounds like josh

  • @cyren_
    @cyren_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    But what if I'm not gonna have kids? What if I'm going to live with fifty cats?

  • @ellap6828
    @ellap6828 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I don't use social media. I have family photos, and sure, a few taken with friends. But I have no social media, no videos of me online, or anything. Soooo....This doesn't really apply that much to me?

    • @amandafinger5015
      @amandafinger5015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ellie Larson yup. I don't have social media either

    • @TsukabuNosoratori2
      @TsukabuNosoratori2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Isn't TH-cam a social media thing? Lol. But in all seriousness, whatever works for you.

    • @megalopolis2015
      @megalopolis2015 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ellie, I daresay your children will find something. Somehow, some way, they will find something. :0)

  • @faithneufville2902
    @faithneufville2902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally! I have been refreshing the Blimey Cow channel since 11:30.

  • @tynj6816
    @tynj6816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Open deleted tweets, those are always the best!" XD!

  • @ThomasDunnn
    @ThomasDunnn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Last time I was this early, My dad was nothing, but a grainy photo.

  • @nightyew2160
    @nightyew2160 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when you guys tie the ad in to the rest of the video so well.

  • @bobjones7600
    @bobjones7600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS IS THE BEST BLINEY COW VIDEO IVE SEEN!!!!! I love you guys so much!!

  • @LovesMusicandLife
    @LovesMusicandLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your talking dad head was the scariest!! But also made me see more of a resemblance with facial expressions! Lol

  • @cornellcannon5929
    @cornellcannon5929 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    1:14 we got a boom mic
    like if you get the reference

  • @katethegreat4918
    @katethegreat4918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm proud of everything I've put on the internet. I hope they DO see it.

  • @abigaillachney9734
    @abigaillachney9734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Oh my gosh, I think about this all the time! What will the kids of the future think of the stuff we post today? This video made me laugh so much XD

  • @calebsayres2332
    @calebsayres2332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Another awesome video! Keep it up guys!👍👍👍

  • @wolfbloodalite
    @wolfbloodalite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is why I don't have Social Media. No embarrassment if there's no evidence online to be embarrassed about.
    And YES, I know I'm posting comments on TH-cam. That's why I don't say anything that falls in the category of "Over-the-top-This-is-crossing-the-line-and-could-potentially-ruin-Mí-life-STUPID!!!!!"

  • @mister_xenomorph
    @mister_xenomorph 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You don't have to worry about how your children will view you if you don't have any. ;)
    Or if you already have low self-esteem.

  • @raccoongaming9800
    @raccoongaming9800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys gave me so much information on girls on what not to say please keep it up

  • @masonm.5778
    @masonm.5778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    See, this is actually scary yet comforting at the same time, because it's most likely totally true...

  • @imcintyre01
    @imcintyre01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jokes on you! I almost never take a picture of myself!

  • @YoursTrulyChris
    @YoursTrulyChris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    the first salt be last

  • @skyzthelimitstudioz9009
    @skyzthelimitstudioz9009 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always enjoy your videos! You do a great job and its actually relatable for the most part.

  • @kendalljamisonmusic
    @kendalljamisonmusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If a famous game show host of a famous singer had kids back then, they would've been able to watch they're parents perform or talk on stage of talk in interviews. So it won't be that bad in the future

  • @LivingformyJesus
    @LivingformyJesus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Am I the only one entirely creeped out by Kid Dad talking?

    • @MysticMae21
      @MysticMae21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Savannah N nope

  • @reenabobeena
    @reenabobeena 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Well that went wrong." 😂

  • @Grace-vn8of
    @Grace-vn8of 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have never been given so much hope.

  • @abigailstanley8455
    @abigailstanley8455 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys did such an amazing job on this video lol! It is so great!

  • @brebytheway
    @brebytheway 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always thought maybe if I just posted a lot of nonsense it would make it hard for any future kids to find my truly embarrassing posts but then this video made me realize... there could be actual apps for doing that in the future 😅

  • @PookysMom6
    @PookysMom6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This came up in my suggested videos today... It has new meaning now that Isaac is here. "Dad and Uncle Jordan, what were you thinking?!" 😂

  • @okayibelieveyou9330
    @okayibelieveyou9330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fuck... I just realized that my kids will think I'm a loser... Well luckily I'm too much of a loser for anyone to have kids with me.

  • @bkang
    @bkang 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Kid Dad" - I love it!! 😂 Also, how much does Josh look like your Dad did?! Wow!! 🙌🏻

  • @two_coats_and_two_root_beers
    @two_coats_and_two_root_beers 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good message in this one.

  • @TreySabre
    @TreySabre 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    #CowforPresident

  • @chloelo6415
    @chloelo6415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The day I got pregnant, I'm going to delete my Facebook, twitter and whatever social media accounts.

  • @theredsea9126
    @theredsea9126 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How do you know!? I want even have kids! Jokes on you!!!😆

  • @fieray21
    @fieray21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is why I don't take pictures of my weirdness.
    Other people do.
    ...

  • @med_jelly
    @med_jelly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    happy sloppy sundays!! :)

  • @everestcanyon5647
    @everestcanyon5647 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    It used to be that only actors could embarrass themselves in that way. They also had video cameras and pictures back then, but those aren't as easily accessible, and pictures only reveal a small part of the story.

  • @ilikerealflight
    @ilikerealflight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    cant wait till his kids see these videos

  • @rexstauss
    @rexstauss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is awesome! How did you guys do the talking picture?

  • @cilla.r
    @cilla.r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I never see the scenes of the next Blimey cow episode...

  • @NoahHensley
    @NoahHensley 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:35 Oh my goodness! My family and I just went to Sunset Canyon!! So pretty!

  • @abigailb3571
    @abigailb3571 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    you guys are so funny and inspiring thank you

  • @thelibrariansupermanny
    @thelibrariansupermanny 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best advertisement you have ever done! LOL

  • @EpicPinkCreeper
    @EpicPinkCreeper 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:55 I have one of those just like that

  • @jacobsalinas2976
    @jacobsalinas2976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey Jordan, what do you think of twenty one pilots and vesperteen?

  • @aliquantum9624
    @aliquantum9624 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Big Head Kid's Snapchat 😂
    And I have the same VR set as Jordan!

  • @Zarai_Numbers
    @Zarai_Numbers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm not on the Facebook or the Twitter.

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow! I never really thought about it like that. Huh.

  • @ashleyoffret7362
    @ashleyoffret7362 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Audible is Back!

  • @fringolm
    @fringolm 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    kid-dad's eyebrow goin up and down + his smile flipped XD

  • @raccoongaming9800
    @raccoongaming9800 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your guys videos

  • @theorose8629
    @theorose8629 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I wanna talk about our children." lol

  • @joelancon7231
    @joelancon7231 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "not you and me that would be weird"
    -jordan taylor
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AprilGodsPrincess
    @AprilGodsPrincess 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely you have to set Spanish subtitles for this one!!! please please please please please please!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I want to share it with my homeschooling moms group here in Mexico!!!! They desperately need to watch this video!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 You guys are the best!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍

  • @abigailb3571
    @abigailb3571 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    YAYYY I LOVE BLIMY COW SO MUCH ❤

  • @kelseylash23
    @kelseylash23 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ad at the end with kid dad 😂😂😂

  • @xsiner
    @xsiner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am glad when I was a teenager there was no internet like it is now.

  • @Mikalita13
    @Mikalita13 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You make a very interesting point.....

  • @justinsworld4129
    @justinsworld4129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tweet - July 17, 2017
    Me - wait wait wait. It's July 16, 2017 *shook*

  • @brianschantz7502
    @brianschantz7502 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so true!!!

  • @seths.451
    @seths.451 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best Audible commercial yet.

  • @ShatteredGlassUnicron
    @ShatteredGlassUnicron 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Big Head Kid... And the Hotdog Meme?!?! THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE NOW!

  • @alekzcushman8451
    @alekzcushman8451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:11
    The Hotdog. IS. EVERYWHERE.

  • @lmoughterson6702
    @lmoughterson6702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Welcome to the Adult Generation! Scary, ain't it? LOL
    P.S. Josh looks just like your dad in that picture.

    • @MysticMae21
      @MysticMae21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LM Oughterson I was thinking it was almost an exact replica of Jordan. :)

  • @lizziedoyle8530
    @lizziedoyle8530 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    It'll be awesome to see future kids react to this

  • @agbook2007
    @agbook2007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This seems the logical video to post following getting married and all. :)
    ...And the video's ending was simply perfect. :D

  • @hannahseagren549
    @hannahseagren549 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a fascinating thought...

  • @jessicapeyton5444
    @jessicapeyton5444 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why I don't go crazy on social media!
    Also Kid Dad really looks like Josh haha

  • @lanadelfrench
    @lanadelfrench 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    great video !

  • @HiddenTalent_07
    @HiddenTalent_07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought I was the ONlY one thinking about this, Jordan. You think nearly as much as I do.

  • @kinghamster2474
    @kinghamster2474 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The microphone!! At 1:52! The top of the screen

  • @candybargaming3255
    @candybargaming3255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A new Blimey Cow I guess could sleep in an hour. Click video

  • @mitalpatel1671
    @mitalpatel1671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who am I kidding. We're all gonna be dead. Doomsday guys. Doomsday.
    ...

  • @totallyawsomeh
    @totallyawsomeh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the scariest truth!

  • @Shemps1007
    @Shemps1007 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Think of all the children we will bear........separately"

  • @Marcus-ec1kx
    @Marcus-ec1kx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys have got great insight haha

  • @jt2083
    @jt2083 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's respect or fear kids...
    It's your choice...

  • @marissagracet
    @marissagracet 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did anyone else see that video about coloring black and white photos and then when you watched this video, that's immediately what you thought of?

  • @messyroomstudios
    @messyroomstudios 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:52 I see a microphone above him

  • @1manwalkingfreakshow
    @1manwalkingfreakshow 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What you hid from your parents as kids, you will hide from you kids as parents."
    Cledus T. Judd, *Everybody's Free (To Get Sunburned)*

  • @marenkendall7413
    @marenkendall7413 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a genealogist, this is actually one of the things I am most excited about for the future.

  • @punsandships413
    @punsandships413 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Right now there a three comments and it says there are 2??

  • @stephaniem1994
    @stephaniem1994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is why I added blimey cow on snapchat

  • @edensylvester13
    @edensylvester13 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    separately

  • @Twisted_Sync
    @Twisted_Sync 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kid Dad better be a new regular addition to the show.

  • @SolarxPvP
    @SolarxPvP 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dear future children, please forgive anything I did online or hear that upsets you. Sincerely, me.

  • @KAyLA_K
    @KAyLA_K 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love your videos Jordan!!
    It would be so fun to do a collab with you!!(Even thoe I'm just a random stranger you have no clue about and I might have an evil agenda)
    It would be really fun!!So if you need a back up person,I'll just beg my parents!!