Yep... at 53 I was determined to get back into my Navy dress blues from 80s. I couldn't even get the sleeves on and started to hear threads snapping. I started my diet and workout plan. I lost 80 pounds, started running and one day, put the uniform on and it fit. Now at 58, I can fit into my 1980s Navy Cracker jack and dress whites.
Holy hell! I laughed so damn hard at this! My eyes are watering and my right shoulder hurts now! 🤣🤣🤣 “No ensemble is complete…” it’s not even started. He couldn’t get one button on that uniform buttoned 😂
Oorah Devil. E-4 Mafia my self. It's actually been 20 years since I've been out. Got my dress blues in a nice shadow box now. Not even going to bother putting on mine. I gotta say, seeing all these Staff SGT's and Gunney with their 4 little ribbons is cute. I got a nice 3 rack my self. Even got the Original GWOT Expedition medal.
Ribbons are on the wrong side because of camera recording being flipped when this video was published. As for the badges, idk I'm not educated enough on that.
Haha oh man! We've all been there :) this gave me a chuckle after work for sure. No shame my man! Actually I've an old marpat jacket I thought I'd try on..the slight beer gut from rampant alcoholism did NOT look pretty. On the up & up though I've not had a drop of alcohol in 6 months so that's a win unto itself.
Came across this video and I couldn’t stop but laugh over and over. This reminded me of Mr. Incredible trying to get back in his suit.
"And some rice cakes!!!"
"I'm not gonna be stealing valor anytime soon with this"😂😂😂
Mans got a good ribbon stack holy damn
Yep... at 53 I was determined to get back into my Navy dress blues from 80s. I couldn't even get the sleeves on and started to hear threads snapping. I started my diet and workout plan. I lost 80 pounds, started running and one day, put the uniform on and it fit. Now at 58, I can fit into my 1980s Navy Cracker jack and dress whites.
Thank you for your service.
*Cue Mr Incredible tries to put on his superhero suit scene *
I was 125lbs when I got out. I weigh close to 160lbs now lol.
Holy hell! I laughed so damn hard at this! My eyes are watering and my right shoulder hurts now! 🤣🤣🤣
“No ensemble is complete…” it’s not even started. He couldn’t get one button on that uniform buttoned 😂
Definitely not flex fabric 😂
I can feel that “god damn it!” 😂😂
I think I looked like that at my last ball. I was a few weeks from EAS, and absolutely hated my last unit. Safe to say no fucks were given on my part
I feel your pain brother 😂😱🤷♂️ same here
“I could be stealin valor” 😂
Felt that shit i can tell you that
Buddy was struggling 💀💀
Rah devil, hope civilian life is treating you splendidly from 1/7 Bravo
You earned those pounds devil lol
Hi .excuse .there are white dress .
Is the GWOT service supposed to be at the bottom?
I appreciate the random fucks
Oorah Devil. E-4 Mafia my self. It's actually been 20 years since I've been out. Got my dress blues in a nice shadow box now. Not even going to bother putting on mine. I gotta say, seeing all these Staff SGT's and Gunney with their 4 little ribbons is cute. I got a nice 3 rack my self. Even got the Original GWOT Expedition medal.
Jajajaja i can’t fit mine either and it’s only been like 6 years 🤣
Looks like they shrank on ya!
Attempts to put on belt, but accidentally went straight to bugle tryouts 🤣🤣🤣 #Jarhead
Out of breath trying to fit into a uniform that clearly shrunk due to lack of use. Welcome to my world😂 Semper Fi Brother
You won’t be stealing valour if you actually served right
Mr Incredible lookin 😂😂😂 jokes aside, the Marine uniform is by far the best ever made.
Dude for a Cpl you were fucking stacked. I’ve seen SSgts with smaller stacks.
Sir they still look sharp!
Jotaro moment bc he can't do this buttons
I always say "a little less lean, twice as mean, but always a Marine! Semper Fi!
Semper Fi man
Nothing some cardio with intermittent fasting cant fix
I expect I still would fit my Navy Dress Blue and Dress White uniforms. May have to dig them out.
I half-expected him to start doing the "fat guy in a little coat" thing from Tommy Boy.
If it makes you feel any better, you don't appear to be in bad shape. You seem to be in pretty average shape.
They still fit. You just forget how to make it fit.
Mine are even smaller than that on me and I got out in 2015!! 😢😂
Ribbons go on left side, also why no badges?
Ribbons are on the wrong side because of camera recording being flipped when this video was published. As for the badges, idk I'm not educated enough on that.
What kind of badges are you referring to?
STOP YOU CANNOT DRINK WHILE IN UNIFORM
The Swede still respect you
Just put it in display🤣
Start lifting and eating better.
Time to go to the gym buddy 😊
ONLY AN E3(Lance Corporal) nah man i’m joking that looks sick
Do more sit-ups boy😂
Cpl with a fat stack wtf!!
Service Stripes were it at
You can earn Corporal before 4 years
with a CAR 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Why blue though, they should make it black and red
Lay on the bed and buckle that bad boy. 😆
Still a Corporal, oorah
How'd you end up with an army achievement medal where you attached an army unit while in Afghanistan?
He beat me e-10
Haha oh man! We've all been there :) this gave me a chuckle after work for sure. No shame my man! Actually I've an old marpat jacket I thought I'd try on..the slight beer gut from rampant alcoholism did NOT look pretty. On the up & up though I've not had a drop of alcohol in 6 months so that's a win unto itself.
They call it a DD214 bcuz that’s about what we weigh after we get out lol 😂😂😂
Beautiful
Lol😅😂😅...godamn it😅
I thought it was little kids show then he says fuck then hes swigging a Corona. 😂 oorah!
We should back to USMC to be fit))!✌️🇺🇸
Lol! 😂
doesn't fit? Must have forgotten what side your ribbons go on too right? Wonder if any other Marine noticed?
You probably didn't notice the diploma on the back, its spelled backwards. I'll let you figure it out then 😂😂
The video is mirrored, you can tell by the buttons
😂
❤😂
Lol Thank you for your service
190 compared to 170 back then
Blood stripe! Respect brother
The airman laughing at this 😂
Time changes with age
Lovely eye colours
Thank you for your service!
We’re you a corparal
The white liquid makes it very sus.
Darn closet shrinkage
Oh my
Lmao 😂
Jesus loves you truly
🤣
Lol
nice dd214 bro
Your ribbon placement is messed up
Haha