FACEBOOK: / chrisstuckmann TWITTER: / chris_stuckmann OFFICIAL SITE: www.chrisstuckm... Chris Stuckmann reviews House of the Dead, directed by Uwe Boll, in Hilariocity form!
TheBrownLamb You wanna know how they approved that decision? They clearly don't know what the fuck fan service really is, and even if they did know what it was, it's obvious that they don't know how to handle it. They think if we see something from the game (weather it be a character, like Curian, or an actual shot from the game... *sigh*) then they're doing something to please fans of the games, but it just comes off as lazy, so fucking lazy, and stupid.
+ETgohome13 It's not lazy, using scenes from the actual game for scene transitions is a "creative" decision from someone who doesn't understand how scene transitions in movies are supposed to work.
Fun fact: Uwe Bol made a Director's Cut where he had a commentary that completely trashed the main actors, blaming them for everything that went wrong with this movie.
Honestly, if people are shocked, yall dumb AF. Uwe Boll was and will forever be Video Gaming film Adaptation TROLL. He KNOWS what he does. He KNOWS the backlash, the notoriety, he EMBELLISHED IT. Negative attention was key for his own success. He Trolled all the gamers.
Uwe Boll : I need 10 million dollars to make this movie. Sega : Heres a check for 250,000, also you have the weekend to make the movie. Uwe boll : DEAL!
This was the 'Springtime for Hitler' of video game movies. It was specifically designed to flop. A german tax code said any money put into the production of a movie would be 100% tax free and they would only tax the income the movie made. So make a 12 million dollar movie, only make 10k or so and the rest is pure profit especially if most if goes to paying for the director's salary.
Yep, heard of that scheme too. But you need to try hard to make shit like this, lol. And Uwe can make movies, but his gamemovie saga... he really wasn't giving a shit, or trolled, idk.
Hey, guys! Thanks for watching. My stupid self forgot to remove the Mel Gibson movies from my background after filming my Hacksaw Ridge review, which I filmed right before this review. That's why they're back there. Enjoy the Hilariocity!
Stoic isn't great but it's a fascinating watch. Rampage is pretty bleak while Postal is... funny? It's utterly moronic but it did keep some of the essence of the game. And yeah, Chris should review Bloodrayne, Alone In The Dark and In The Name Of The King. I haven't seen Far Cry but it's probably shit.
If you have followed Uwe Boll throughout the years, you will find out that he does not care about the movies or have some artistic vision what so ever. Licensing recognizable videogame-titles and putting together the movie as quickly and cheaply as possible is a way for him to evade tax-laws in germany through holes in the economic system, so he is printing money for himself essentially. It is almost like the movie "the producers" but in real life.
the firefox I never thought anything of that line, probably because I was too drunk at the end and this piece of dialogue fits the movie so well that it wasn't out of place in this hilarious piece of garbage entertainment. 😁 I sincerely love this movie, ironically of course but it's so enjoyable! I'd pay money just to have a physical copy, and place it on my shelf with Superman 4 and Green Lantern.
JacobSpeaks It's not that I want to defend this movie but what do you want him to do? He's weary, he won't fall at their feet and start kissing their boots...😐
Me too as well when I was 10 or 11 as well as its sequel which is way better than the House of the Dead movie. Yeah I would randomly watch the Sci-Fi Channel when I'm browsing cable channels as a kid.
I have been in a Uwe Bole movie...his directing style is like nothing I have ever seen. No lock up no "rolling...background ...action just "ya we shoot now!" Lol it was a blast!
@@Snoke1912 it was a Rampage flic. Not sure if 2 or 3. Got shot up in a tv studio and they burned a car outside with very little safety concerns. Fun day.
To quote Phelous from his review of this film: ''It had the dead but it seemed to be missing er....the House! Come on this is more like Dumbass Isle Rave of the Dead.''
Yes, it was the most retarded idea of all time. Or maybe it is the flash back to the scene we just saw. Or the "to live forever" scene... or the Matrix rip off scenes... or the three musketeers... God damn, Uwe Boll is stupid.
+Fullmetal Pissed off I mean maybe the Nostalgia Critic has referenced it before, but I was referring to the event where Uwe Boll basically tricked a critic into a "friendly boxing match," where he proceeded to actually try to beat the shit out of a guy. Look it up; the guy's insane.
By the cemetery. Chris even showed it in the clip. 15:26 is the exterior. 16:42 happened in the interior. The house is a derelict funeral home. Get it, now?
I think the reason they added shots from the game is to remind the viewer what the movie itself is actually based on. Since the movie is so much unrelated to its source material.
Any meathead that thinks they can solve problems with violence or intimidation is a piece of shit. Especially when it's just art. Like, critic reviews, really?
It's more or less true. The German government had a program intended to promote a German film making industry that would reimburse the production costs of any movie financed by a local investor. Bol and a bunch of jackasses exploited the program ruthlessly. The program was ended specifically because of Uwe, who was only making the international reputation of German film even worse.
So my video froze up at 10:14 and I thought it was just a pause that Chris was doing for the previous thing he mentioned as if he was trying to let that thing sink in. But then after two minutes of just seeing that face I started getting uncomfortable wondering how much skill it takes to keep your face like that without having to blink. Gave me quite a fright ngl and it was kinda perfect within the context. My vid is still frozen btw, I've just been having a staring contest for about 30 minutes now and I think I might actually win, wish me good luck.
Taha Shujaat I can only imagine how funny it would have been after realizing that it was just paused, and then seeing him out of nowhere slap himself! XD
Please chris, do In The Name of The King. According to Uwe Bowl it´s a masterpiece at the level of lord of the rings. Medieval Knights and Ninjas what can posibly go wrong?
Watching this in theaters ( I was extremely bored that day) was probably the greatest movie going experience I've ever had. 10 minutes in, the 20 or so people in the audience were all openly discussing and laughing about how awful the movie was.
Resident Evil Gamer I can't disagree with you there, as that guy does do some badass things in the movie. I've seen that guy before, but i always forget his name.
FallenStar I'm trying to find the hilarocity review where he becomes angry yoda and says this movie has made him angry yoda. It's possible cinema excrement that guy used it who has reviewed more than 40 terrible movies.
I'm surprised he didn't mention that in some scenes you can see the platforms where the zombies get launched off of when they jump all high and shit...I can't believe I used to have this poster in my room.
I remember back when this came out, Kill Bill Vol. 1 had just came out and all of my friends wanted to see House of the Dead instead. I told them if they make me see that film I would no longer be friends with them. We ended up seeing Kill Bill and had a blast. When we left the theater, there was a line of like a dozen people demanding refunds for House of the Dead. Good times.
Please. He only fought critics that he knew were weaker than him. That little bitch backed out of a fight when a critic with experienced boxing skills challenged him.
superlive98 im in shock, that's not the type of shit you do on accident, they made that pun, and im at a complete lose for words from it, it has to be the greatest play on words I've ever seen, and it's in a movie where our hero says "you did it to become immortal, why?" what is this world
That pun probably came with the story pitch. That is not to say that Uwe Boll is not a contemplative or deliberate filmmaker, because he is. He just has a unique take on what constitutes an enjoyable movie experience.
really bad movie though... only the 2 main leads + tommy saved t he film ! bad editing, terrible colors, shaky camera hell and terrible stories. hm.... then peopably he should do it !
YES! Yes! This is what I have bombarding chris with comments about! Any Neil breen film will be gold to see chris review but fateful findings may be the best of the lot! I mean worst! But good bad worst hilarious! XD
I haven't watched the sequel, but GoodBadFlicks did a review of the sequel, and it sounded like the sequel was better and had almost no ties to the first one.
Chris would spend the first half the review staring into the camera open mouthed, eyes wide. If he lost a few IQ points watching Norm of The North, wait till he watches this SHIT!! XD
I remember looking at this DVD cover whenever I went to the video rental store as a kid thinking it looked really good & scary. thank god my dad never let me get it.
Mang Merciless Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Took my mom to see it. First they had the ‘Helllo dere! Yowsa!” Minstrel-Bots. I’m pretty thick skinned about that shit but it was so over the top embarrassingly racist I couldn’t believe it. Then when John Turturro was under the Destructicon’s dangling roboballsack I was like “that’s it. I’m done. You can stay if you want. I’ll meet you outside” and my mom says “but what if the ending is good?” And I said “it could be the greatest ending of any movie ever made and it still won’t make up for what we just watched”.
@@anikmonette2140 Alone in the Dark was idiotic with the Doctor who thought that it was ethical to implant orphaned children with mind altering parasites and the knockoff xenomorphs attacking the main characters in broad daylight despite
The scene with the captain shooting the zombies casualy could be quite amazing if all the traumatised children ran back to the boat and they see him just casualy shoot a zombie. Look at them. And say "1 grand" then extend his hand out.
You know Warcraft may not have been a great video game film but it showed promise and the people behind it actually tried to do good by the source material. This fucking shit just vomits all over its material. Granted the THOTD games have never been know for there overwhelming stories but still absolutely no fucking effort went into this movie. This shitheap film proves two things, one if you don't try you don't succeed and two not all games work as movies and the THOTD series solidify that.
King Gigan Warcraft was terrible man. they took a crap on the source material, the acting was embarassing and the costume design and cgi was pretty mediocre, except for the orcs, which were pretty awesome but still could not carry the movie
You do realize that the sea captain is the star of Das Boot AND also the sea captian from King Kong? My advice...if Jurgen Prochnow is sailing you somewhere you are all going to die..
***** The game has a story, numb nuts. You play as rogue agents who go investigating a disturbance call from a mansion and find the experiments of a mad scientist. The game is more than slow moving zombies and features some of the creepiest boss designs in gaming. Some of which are capable of speech, have telekinetic powers, and rebel against their creator. This movie has none of that.
Radioactive Powerhouse Yeah, uwe boll also made shitty adaptations of other video game movies, Far Cry being one of them. Didn't you see the slide Chris showed earlier in the video where he showed off some of bolls previous work and you could see his movies being displayed there. Pay attention next time, dude.
LMAO! I remember watching this the year it came out. My husband insisted we had to because he loved this game. Yea I laughed so hard through the movie. It was so atrocious!! I guess because I never played the game I was saved of having the anger of them ruining it. Not the same though for Bloodrayne .😡
Speaking of Uwe Boll's terrible films, please do a Hilarocity review of Bloodrayne. While Boll is known for being an abysmally bad director, his work on the first Bloodrayne film takes garbage to a whole other level. I wanted to throw my pop corn at the screen, and I was flabbergasted that it was even green lit for a theatrical release.
Uwe Boll himself recognizes that this movie is utterly shit, and has made himself a "funny version" of it in which non-stop Pop-up Video style quips appear on the screen (written by one of Boll’s critics) that point out every inconsistency and every bit of silliness within the movie. Also he added back all the trimmed gore (for the R-rating) along with an ridiculous sounding score and, of course, more footage of the game. This version of the movie starts with an all new opening. Boll is being held hostage by two terrorists, but instead of beheading him for his crimes against cinema, they opt instead to make him suffer a fate worse than death … he has to sit through his own movie...
Thank you Chris! Thank you so much! I rented this crap over ten years ago from Hollywood Video and it was so horrible I couldn't even fuckin finish it. I took it back an hour after renting it.
I'd go to Chris's Nintendo party
BeagleFeatures yeah with weird man children in the background awkwardly hudddled togethet
he might have joked about having a nintendo banner on a party, but... there's that theme park incoming, does that count?
I wouldn't mind either. I'd love to cry like a baby over a 28-year-old beating me in Mario Kart.
Yeah I'd love to be there
To be honest, who wouldn't?
I lost it at the game transitions. Holy shit how did someone approve of that choice!? I can't even.
Tattle Boad well that explains everything
TheBrownLamb You wanna know how they approved that decision? They clearly don't know what the fuck fan service really is, and even if they did know what it was, it's obvious that they don't know how to handle it. They think if we see something from the game (weather it be a character, like Curian, or an actual shot from the game... *sigh*) then they're doing something to please fans of the games, but it just comes off as lazy, so fucking lazy, and stupid.
+ETgohome13 It's not lazy, using scenes from the actual game for scene transitions is a "creative" decision from someone who doesn't understand how scene transitions in movies are supposed to work.
Yeah.
Uwe Boll - No Questions dammit.
TheBrownLamb I know right! What an idiotic idea!
"why do you want immortality!"
"To live forever"
that's some Shakespearean shit right there just like the
"People die when they are killed"
Is kinda true do
Shiro approved
People die when they are killed?? 😂😂
He's like, "oh, ok to live forever. Thank you for clearing that up for me. The immortality thing was a bit ambiguous."
@@ginisis22 Yep... true.
"His movies are not the greatest" is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said about Boll.
RedMal7 Lol
He made the rampage trilogy, all three of them are phenomenal movies. But yeah everything else he's made is a load of shit 😂😂
Apparently he's a pretty good restaurateur
@@frivolousjulius7492 critically acclaimed restaurant in Canada
@@TheBozeman7 eaeeaaaaaaaaa as AAAAAAAAaeA A A E E ere33333A aA333w
2:36
I'm not going to lie. At first, I really thought that the McDonald's logo was actually in the movie. lol
I Care, you made me laugh
I Care that's not below Uwe Boll to do shit like that
This film is no Mac and Me.
I actually would compare that to a bad Budweiser commercial.
wait...it's not?
Fun fact: Uwe Bol made a Director's Cut where he had a commentary that completely trashed the main actors, blaming them for everything that went wrong with this movie.
Wow what a prick. I expect nothing less from that trashy son of a bitch.
Of course he did lol.
@@explodingtomahawks7589 hes a nice guy take that back!
What an Absolute Bitch!
Honestly, if people are shocked, yall dumb AF. Uwe Boll was and will forever be Video Gaming film Adaptation TROLL. He KNOWS what he does. He KNOWS the backlash, the notoriety, he EMBELLISHED IT. Negative attention was key for his own success. He Trolled all the gamers.
Uwe Boll : I need 10 million dollars to make this movie.
Sega : Heres a check for 250,000, also you have the weekend to make the movie.
Uwe boll : DEAL!
Smart. Who would wanna spend 10 million on Uwe Boll?
From what I've heard, he got $7,000,000 and this was the result. Keep in mind that's 7X the amount it took to make the first Saw movie.
+Yankeesfan4ever100
12 million dollars budget, as wiki says.
I mean.. what the fuck?
This was the 'Springtime for Hitler' of video game movies. It was specifically designed to flop. A german tax code said any money put into the production of a movie would be 100% tax free and they would only tax the income the movie made. So make a 12 million dollar movie, only make 10k or so and the rest is pure profit especially if most if goes to paying for the director's salary.
Yep, heard of that scheme too. But you need to try hard to make shit like this, lol. And Uwe can make movies, but his gamemovie saga... he really wasn't giving a shit, or trolled, idk.
Hey, guys! Thanks for watching. My stupid self forgot to remove the Mel Gibson movies from my background after filming my Hacksaw Ridge review, which I filmed right before this review. That's why they're back there. Enjoy the Hilariocity!
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Why did the villain want to live forever when he's disfigured and stuck on an island?
😂
“To have immortality”
It's Uwe Boll. He doesn't put logic into his films.
'to be immortal'
In all honesty, that's still better than Death!
Petition to have Chris review every Uwe Boll movie ever!!
I would sign that...
I hear Stoic is pretty good.
Stoic isn't great but it's a fascinating watch. Rampage is pretty bleak while Postal is... funny? It's utterly moronic but it did keep some of the essence of the game.
And yeah, Chris should review Bloodrayne, Alone In The Dark and In The Name Of The King. I haven't seen Far Cry but it's probably shit.
It will break him. :D
I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. These movies are so fucking bad, that it's hard to even watch reviews of them.
If you have followed Uwe Boll throughout the years, you will find out that he does not care about the movies or have some artistic vision what so ever. Licensing recognizable videogame-titles and putting together the movie as quickly and cheaply as possible is a way for him to evade tax-laws in germany through holes in the economic system, so he is printing money for himself essentially. It is almost like the movie "the producers" but in real life.
“I’m a freak.”
Dude you have a piece of red construction paper taped to your cheek calm down.
this movie is so bad it can't even pass as a guilty pleasure
I guess that it could be in the "so bad it's good" schadenfreude category of guilty pleasure. Have fun by revelling in it's awfulness.
Joseph Watkins Just flat out guilt.
Joseph Watkins Dude I bet a porn parody of this film, would be a billion times better.
Joseph Watkins watch it Uwe Boll is the kind of director that fights the people who badmouth his movies in a boxing match😛😝😜 That's actually true
XRJ92 lmao I know I’m late as hell but your comment hella made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
"you created it all to become immortal, why"
"to live forever"
You got a boob and a nose job to become a famous instagram model, why?
*whispers* To be hot and popular on social media.
You went to sleep so you could rest why???
To rest
the firefox I never thought anything of that line, probably because I was too drunk at the end and this piece of dialogue fits the movie so well that it wasn't out of place in this hilarious piece of garbage entertainment. 😁
I sincerely love this movie, ironically of course but it's so enjoyable! I'd pay money just to have a physical copy, and place it on my shelf with Superman 4 and Green Lantern.
the firefox writing filler 101 ask questions you can answer with the question itself & just write in a circle TA DA
Hahaha, what a story the firefox.
"Who are you?"
We're here to rescue you.
"Oh...thanks."
This is our main character
Should be me after the movie: who are you? Where here to kill you. Oh ... thanks
JacobSpeaks It's not that I want to defend this movie but what do you want him to do? He's weary, he won't fall at their feet and start kissing their boots...😐
I think he said that in a sarcastic manner.. "ok thanks".. Like in his mind, he is saying "you Could have come sooner"..
Isn't this movie called HOUSE of the Dead? Where's the fucking house
I saw this movie on the SciFi channel as a teen and I legitly thought it was a made for SciFi movie.
Holy shit, me too!
nope, this pile of garbage came out in theaters.....around the world....in thousands of theatres...lol.
The sequel is
Me too as well when I was 10 or 11 as well as its sequel which is way better than the House of the Dead movie. Yeah I would randomly watch the Sci-Fi Channel when I'm browsing cable channels as a kid.
Me too 🤣🤣
I have been in a Uwe Bole movie...his directing style is like nothing I have ever seen. No lock up no "rolling...background ...action just "ya we shoot now!" Lol it was a blast!
Which movie?
I've met Kristanna "Bloodrayne" Loken.
@@Snoke1912 it was a Rampage flic. Not sure if 2 or 3. Got shot up in a tv studio and they burned a car outside with very little safety concerns. Fun day.
@@lpeterson2336 nice
That's... Actually pretty cool. As bad as this movie is, i unironically like this movie.
Why is it called house of the dead if it takes place on an island..?
Tyler Rodriguez **dead island**
Marcus Gabrielson holy crap, early adaptation of dead island
To quote Phelous from his review of this film: ''It had the dead but it seemed to be missing er....the House! Come on this is more like Dumbass Isle Rave of the Dead.''
they somehow needed to make a movie that's literally unrelated to the video game, though taking its title for marketing purposes
Tyler Rodriguez Only because that was the name of the video game
A huge island full of zombies? Sounds like Scooby Doo...
Scooby Doo on Zombie Island? Much better movie. :)
Krisha Actually scoobie doo zombie island was way better than this piece of shit.
Zombie island was great best Scooby movie by far
"Herpes-inducing eye sore" is my new favorite phrase. Thank you for that.
putting inserts of the game has to be the worst thing ive ever seen
Yes, it was the most retarded idea of all time. Or maybe it is the flash back to the scene we just saw. Or the "to live forever" scene... or the Matrix rip off scenes... or the three musketeers... God damn, Uwe Boll is stupid.
That fucking killed me from laughter 😂😂
Now we need a Hilariosity on The Amazing Bulk
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Reverse SteveJobs Yes, my son.
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Reverse SteveJobs Good, my child.
I almost died laughing when hearing the Goosebumps theme music!
Chris, you're killing me, man! XD
Right, I subscribed at that point 😂😂😂😂😂
The only thing that could've added to it would be a clip of the "Rescue 911" theme somewhere in there
House of the Dead... but it is on an island...
And not in a house.
There is a house
Careful Chris, Uwe Boll might try to fight you
+Fullmetal Pissed off I mean maybe the Nostalgia Critic has referenced it before, but I was referring to the event where Uwe Boll basically tricked a critic into a "friendly boxing match," where he proceeded to actually try to beat the shit out of a guy.
Look it up; the guy's insane.
Fullmetal Pissed off, no, that's not a reference. In the past, Uwe Bowl has challenged critics who disliked his movies to a boxing match.
and also he's a coward, he declined to fight one critic when He found that said critic was a mma fighter (Sean, I think)
Diego Cassola yea he didn't want to fight seanbaby
How does not wanting to fight and MMA fighter make you a coward.
So where was the house?
By the cemetery. Chris even showed it in the clip. 15:26 is the exterior. 16:42 happened in the interior. The house is a derelict funeral home. Get it, now?
You and over 20 other people are oblivious idiots... C'mon now pay attention.
Shoulda been called Dead Island
@@trod146 doesn't make them an idiot, dumb fuck.
the music at the rave was "House" Genre
To anyone seeing this: Have a good night.
cleverboy86, thank you, you too
You too, thank you.
cleverboy86 Me too thanks
ty u2 m8
Pix Tron, Good night :)
And what I can't believe is that this movie had a 12 million dollar budget
Ronaldo Sosa Makes no damn sense!!!
They probably spent it all on models
28 Days later had a 7.5 million dollar budget and its an infinitly better zombie movie than this, and its tecnically not even a zombie movie.
The Big Babadaboni night of the living dead was made on a low budget and was better than this piece of shit
This film had a budget? Thought they did this with a really meh cellphone camera and a computer running WIndows 95.
"You created it all so you could be immortal, why?"
"To live forever" eye roll infinite. Somebody wrote that and fell good or indifferent, wow
One of the worst lines ever 😂
uwe boll is one of the worst directors of all time
THE*
U forgot to add Paul WS Anderson as a worst director list
Anderson has made some of my favorites. I don't think Uwe Boll has made anybody's favorites.
But apparently, a really good amateur boxer.
Naw, he gets a lifetime pass for Mortal Kombat. People can rag on that movie all they want but in 1995, that movie was awesome.
I think this movie broke Chris 😂
No, that was Dragonball Evolution, my friend.
Neo-Xgray87 I don't think I saw that review (cinema sins actually went to the source material for their vid about Dragonball)
@@bemasaberwyn55 yeah Dragon's Nut Sacks Evolution broke him.
I think the reason they added shots from the game is to remind the viewer what the movie itself is actually based on. Since the movie is so much unrelated to its source material.
Jack Torrance How would you know? You were frozen.
Oh hi jonny.
Did you catch Danny
arnt uwe boll's movies just some sort of tax scam? also i heard he has challenged critics to literal boxing matches
Skullknight _ Both are true.
Considering that the most famous picture of him is him flipping the bird, he doesn't have a high sense of class either.
Boll finally backed down from boxing a critic when the opponent (Cracked's SeanBaby) turned out to actually have some fighting experience himself.
Any meathead that thinks they can solve problems with violence or intimidation is a piece of shit. Especially when it's just art. Like, critic reviews, really?
It's more or less true. The German government had a program intended to promote a German film making industry that would reimburse the production costs of any movie financed by a local investor. Bol and a bunch of jackasses exploited the program ruthlessly. The program was ended specifically because of Uwe, who was only making the international reputation of German film even worse.
Its almost 1 am. I guess I have time for one more video.
Pocok It's only 7:00 PM here.
ok
Same
You're telling me it's not the same time everywhere in the world? =0
go back to sleep kid
Me- "You cooked and ate the pizza, why?!"
THEM- "TO COOK AND EAT THE PIZZZAAAAA!!!!!!!"
why??!?!
The sad thing is i bet these actors thought this movie was going to be their big break.
Yeah, that is sad.
Serpico's Beard Nah... how dumb could they be?
Enuka Okuma has had an impressive career.
Super sad
So my video froze up at 10:14 and I thought it was just a pause that Chris was doing for the previous thing he mentioned as if he was trying to let that thing sink in. But then after two minutes of just seeing that face I started getting uncomfortable wondering how much skill it takes to keep your face like that without having to blink. Gave me quite a fright ngl and it was kinda perfect within the context. My vid is still frozen btw, I've just been having a staring contest for about 30 minutes now and I think I might actually win, wish me good luck.
Taha Shujaat
you had me laughing the entire comment
Taha Shujaat this is actually one of my favorite comments. Ever.
Too funny 😂😂😂
Taha Shujaat I can only imagine how funny it would have been after realizing that it was just paused, and then seeing him out of nowhere slap himself! XD
Taha Shujaat I believe in you bro
Anyone else binging Hilariocity videos in Lockdown? Seriously Chris' videos always put a smile on my face!
I'm not a doctor or anything, but I think the 16:04 part could give someone a seizure.
Raul Ruiz de Velasco yeah indeed... cancer to all of the makers of this movie
Raul Ruiz de Velasco I don't know about the seizure, but it's definitely migraine inducing.
Yeah i'hv heard about it...even pokemon had a shot like this and many kids suffered from seizures while watching it....
My eyes hurt so bad
Had to look away to not get a heart attack
Please chris, do In The Name of The King. According to Uwe Bowl it´s a masterpiece at the level of lord of the rings. Medieval Knights and Ninjas what can posibly go wrong?
Watching this in theaters ( I was extremely bored that day) was probably the greatest movie going experience I've ever had.
10 minutes in, the 20 or so people in the audience were all openly discussing and laughing about how awful the movie was.
Bee Movie Hilariocity.....go!
King of Wakanda no, the bee movie is 10/10
King of Wakanda How dare you disrespect the Bee Movie. That movie is a masterpiece
King of Wakanda Yes! What a piece of shit movie, I feel bad for anyone who likes that bullshit.
"king of wakanda" hilariocity.....go!
***** go reconsider
So.. were inside some... house of the dead..
Kraken that is the only one thing this movie is missing
roll credits... or in this case, insert random clip from video game . *ding*
What are we, some kinda house of the dead squad?
Best part of this movie was the captain
Resident Evil Gamer I can't disagree with you there, as that guy does do some badass things in the movie. I've seen that guy before, but i always forget his name.
Shawn Fields Jürgen Prochnow, he was in Das Boot
Oh, I thought you were talking about Police Captain ADR.
IHE agrees.
Hes sutter kane
do a hilariocity review of the super Mario bro live action movie , everybody like this so he do it
Kevron Smith He probably will.
Kevron Smith he will, he can't not do that
Kevron Smith he could do it in honor of the new Mario game, Mario Run 😂
Cliche, click bait review choice... I"d hope he'd be a lot more inspired than doing a review of that universally canned movie.
I actually liked the movie (I know, it's basically a sin) but the only reason I like it is because I had a lot of fun watching it and that's all.
I feel like he just assumes assassins creed will be bad
Carleen Eaton same
Of course. Ubisoft basically implied that with their statement on it.
I have and will continue to assume that all video game adaptations will be bad until proven otherwise.
99% of video game movies so far have sucked donkey cock, that other 1% is Warcraft, which I've heard is at least OK.
I feel that's unfair. He should give it a fair shot.
I want to dance under NINTENDO sign !!!!!
To celebrate the best gaming company of all time.
Seeing you lose your sanity during these movie reviews is very entertaining.
FallenStar, That's nothing, you should see Doug Walker reviewing The Disney sequels
FallenStar I'm trying to find the hilarocity review where he becomes angry yoda and says this movie has made him angry yoda.
It's possible cinema excrement that guy used it who has reviewed more than 40 terrible movies.
At an EA party you'd have to pay to use the bathroom
Zorbak962 FUUUUCK!!!
And at a Ubisoft rave, the toilets will glitch and can't be used to flush down stuff
At Nintendo parties, you have to have an exclusive pair of pants to use the bathroom.
At Capcom parties , there is no toilet and after fan backlash , you have to wait a year or two for Capcom to add a toilet !!
At an Epic party you get pressured by everyone else to spend money on a nicer toilet
This thing is so awful, the fact that it really doesn't have anything to do with the source is bafling. Also, somebody explain why adr exist?
Careful Chris! You don't want Uwe Boll to see this review and challenge you to a boxing match!
We can be thankful that Uwe Boll hasn't released a film in years.
He quit and went to restauranteur work
He currently directs German Shiza films
@@snake-oz8nu cartmans mom is his main star.
Well, apparently he's come out of retirement last year or so.
I'm surprised he didn't mention that in some scenes you can see the platforms where the zombies get launched off of when they jump all high and shit...I can't believe I used to have this poster in my room.
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I remember back when this came out, Kill Bill Vol. 1 had just came out and all of my friends wanted to see House of the Dead instead. I told them if they make me see that film I would no longer be friends with them.
We ended up seeing Kill Bill and had a blast.
When we left the theater, there was a line of like a dozen people demanding refunds for House of the Dead. Good times.
you can expect boll to hate rant you in a youtube video
Probably in a similar rant to his rants of how he can't get any budget anymore for his "movies".
he could clip together his rants into a feature film, it would probably be more fun than his previous movies together
_"You can't make this up."_
Well _someone_ did...
Might want to sharpen your boxing skills Chris. Are you aware of Uwe's policy for critics of his films?
Please. He only fought critics that he knew were weaker than him. That little bitch backed out of a fight when a critic with experienced boxing skills challenged him.
"Why do you wanna be immortal?"
"So I can LIVE FOEVA"
MY GOD that was hysterical, I must have rewatched that bit and Chris' impression 30 times.
15:19 This is one of the most hilariously thorough and original criticisms about an action scene.
There was no house in this movie...
Liar, there was a house. In fact, they use it for shelter on two separate occasions.
superlive98 thats more of a shack of the dead
It was a decrepit funeral parlor: a literal house of the dead.
superlive98 im in shock, that's not the type of shit you do on accident, they made that pun, and im at a complete lose for words from it, it has to be the greatest play on words I've ever seen, and it's in a movie where our hero says "you did it to become immortal, why?" what is this world
That pun probably came with the story pitch. That is not to say that Uwe Boll is not a contemplative or deliberate filmmaker, because he is. He just has a unique take on what constitutes an enjoyable movie experience.
I'm laughing so hard.
18:02 I die laughing in tears, and then Chris explained it and then repeat it. 😂😂😂 LMAO!!!
Looks like you got your wish on James Bond dying Chris. But there was no blood dripping effect on the screen tho. Lol
Do Samurai Cop 2!!! It has Tommy wiseau
BigWalrus69, hi doggy
The Tux Man you are the luckiest man off all time
really bad movie though... only the 2 main leads + tommy saved t he film ! bad editing, terrible colors, shaky camera hell and terrible stories. hm.... then peopably he should do it !
Chris please review Neil Breen's Fateful Findings. It's quite possibly the greatest Hilariocity of all time.
Crichjo32 tony hawk
I enjoyed I Am Here... Now more... but yea. He's a master of hilariocity.
YES! Yes! This is what I have bombarding chris with comments about!
Any Neil breen film will be gold to see chris review but fateful findings may be the best of the lot! I mean worst! But good bad worst hilarious! XD
Crichjo32 American ninja
The greatest hacker of our time
They actually made a sequel to this ? WOW
I haven't watched the sequel, but GoodBadFlicks did a review of the sequel, and it sounded like the sequel was better and had almost no ties to the first one.
Chris, you put yourself through this pain for our entertainment? You have my respect man!
You should do a hilariosity review of Food Fight.
Rock&Roll_Pat yes
XD Productions *yaass
Chris would spend the first half the review staring into the camera open mouthed, eyes wide. If he lost a few IQ points watching Norm of The North, wait till he watches this SHIT!! XD
Rock&Roll_Pat Do you want Chris to die?
Dariush Asadi
16:29 I'm dead 🤣
I remember looking at this DVD cover whenever I went to the video rental store as a kid thinking it looked really good & scary. thank god my dad never let me get it.
Do a Super Mario Bros Movie hilariocity!
RT Miguel that movie has to be reviewed
The Dance Party fuck yeah
I'm 46. This is one of only two movies I've ever walked out on in my entire life.
What was the other movie?
Mang Merciless Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Took my mom to see it. First they had the ‘Helllo dere! Yowsa!” Minstrel-Bots. I’m pretty thick skinned about that shit but it was so over the top embarrassingly racist I couldn’t believe it.
Then when John Turturro was under the Destructicon’s dangling roboballsack I was like “that’s it. I’m done. You can stay if you want. I’ll meet you outside” and my mom says “but what if the ending is good?” And I said “it could be the greatest ending of any movie ever made and it still won’t make up for what we just watched”.
Atik Ananto I saw that preview and avoided it like the plague
I just can't believe you went to see this movie in the theater
@@hellknight1338 I’m still disappointed in myself.
And to think Boll manages to make a movie that's even worse.
I feel sympathy for those that seen Alone in the Dark.
Asuna Yuuki I couldn't finish it, I stopped the movie when I saw the creature...
His adaptation of Postal fucking sucked... yeah... he did Postal... fuck my life...
I have the DVD. Worst mistake ever.😂
Asuna Yuuki maybe Chris should do a Hilariosity of that one!
@@anikmonette2140 Alone in the Dark was idiotic with the Doctor who thought that it was ethical to implant orphaned children with mind altering parasites and the knockoff xenomorphs attacking the main characters in broad daylight despite
That was the cringiest use of Rich Evan's ''Oh my god'' I've ever seen.
Aiden Crawford, oh my god
That was actually the oh my god from Troll 2 he was referencing
Stephen Carroll, I know, but RedLetterMedia says it too :)
I totally forgot about Troll 2. Now I look like an idiot.
The scene with the captain shooting the zombies casualy could be quite amazing if all the traumatised children ran back to the boat and they see him just casualy shoot a zombie. Look at them. And say "1 grand" then extend his hand out.
You know Warcraft may not have been a great video game film but it showed promise and the people behind it actually tried to do good by the source material. This fucking shit just vomits all over its material. Granted the THOTD games have never been know for there overwhelming stories but still absolutely no fucking effort went into this movie. This shitheap film proves two things, one if you don't try you don't succeed and two not all games work as movies and the THOTD series solidify that.
King Gigan Warcraft was terrible man. they took a crap on the source material, the acting was embarassing and the costume design and cgi was pretty mediocre, except for the orcs, which were pretty awesome but still could not carry the movie
warcraft was shite
Better then this garbage.
King Gigan well yeah but thats like saying eating rotten food is better than eating shit lol
At least they tried, Uwe Boll didn't.
A Hilariocity and a Search for the Worst in the same day... :)
SwabbleSocks, oh my God!
search for the worst is boring
Sorry I just turned into a horse.
*horse noise*
Lolol
The next hilariocity better be Super Mario Bros.
Zack Spindler fuck out of here, that movie is dope
Sean Khatibi lol
I say Street Fighter
Let's hope that it'll be Alone in the Dark.
Zack Spindler I hope max pane that movie was bad it did not match the game at all
I love bad movies. Best comedies made
You do realize that the sea captain is the star of Das Boot AND also the sea captian from King Kong? My advice...if Jurgen Prochnow is sailing you somewhere you are all going to die..
Which king Kong
He was also the main antagonist in Beverly Hills Cop 2 as Maxwell Dent.
I remember watching this when I was 14 and being completely blown away by how little it resembled the game.
Tainted Knives I remember playing the xbox console port of HotD3 (and 2). I checked the extras and there was a commentary for the HotD movie.
***** The game has a story, numb nuts. You play as rogue agents who go investigating a disturbance call from a mansion and find the experiments of a mad scientist. The game is more than slow moving zombies and features some of the creepiest boss designs in gaming. Some of which are capable of speech, have telekinetic powers, and rebel against their creator. This movie has none of that.
Fyre Music Festival: the motion picture. Starring Ja Rule
15:20 Chris turns into the Angry Video Game Nerd... LOL!
Video KanjiClub Lol
I was thinking the same thing, hahaha
James Rolfe should do reviews of Uwe Bolls video game movie adaptations but also play the games that the movies were based off.
PLZ DO A HILARIOCITY OF FAR CRY
Yes!! This please.
Rubin Pyatt poor Til Schwieger.
Rubin Pyatt poor Til Schwieger
Far Cry is a game...
*searches up "Far Cry movie"*
HOLY S***!
Radioactive Powerhouse Yeah, uwe boll also made shitty adaptations of other video game movies, Far Cry being one of them. Didn't you see the slide Chris showed earlier in the video where he showed off some of bolls previous work and you could see his movies being displayed there. Pay attention next time, dude.
I can’t believe the captain from the masterpiece Das Boot is in this film.
5:20 The Possession of Chris Stuckmann
William TheFrog, oh my God!
LMAO! I remember watching this the year it came out. My husband insisted we had to because he loved this game. Yea I laughed so hard through the movie. It was so atrocious!! I guess because I never played the game I was saved of having the anger of them ruining it.
Not the same though for Bloodrayne .😡
Where was the house?
I think Carl goes up with the house before this movie 😂
Speaking of Uwe Boll's terrible films, please do a Hilarocity review of Bloodrayne. While Boll is known for being an abysmally bad director, his work on the first Bloodrayne film takes garbage to a whole other level. I wanted to throw my pop corn at the screen, and I was flabbergasted that it was even green lit for a theatrical release.
He did more than one of them. One video to cover the whole thing. Should've been done by now.
was there even a house in "House Of The Dead" I can't remember lol
15:00 Chris just straight up made a prediction about No time to die
If Chris reviewed every movie ever made in the history of man, I would watch them all.
this dude is FUCKIN hilarious omg I'm over here dying my son,is in the other room worried lol!!!!!
Donovan Hall you should see his Jaws 4
16:30 Ha Ha Ha Best Part .
I love when Chris prazes movies, but i absolutely die when he loses his mind with this pieces of garbage.
Uwe Boll himself recognizes that this movie is utterly shit, and has made himself a "funny version" of it in which non-stop Pop-up Video style quips appear on the screen (written by one of Boll’s critics) that point out every inconsistency and every bit of silliness within the movie. Also he added back all the trimmed gore (for the R-rating) along with an ridiculous sounding score and, of course, more footage of the game. This version of the movie starts with an all new opening. Boll is being held hostage by two terrorists, but instead of beheading him for his crimes against cinema, they opt instead to make him suffer a fate worse than death … he has to sit through his own movie...
Why even the zombies look like they are running while holding the camera?. 😂😂😂🤷🏻♀️
Thank you Chris! Thank you so much! I rented this crap over ten years ago from Hollywood Video and it was so horrible I couldn't even fuckin finish it. I took it back an hour after renting it.
IM LITERALLY DYING ! 😂😂💀
ohhSurfyy same this is too funny