1:48 "Because he likes comic books, he gets bullied at school!" Well yeah dude. This isn't the 2010s where its cool to be a nerd. Back then in the 90s, if you so much as played video games, watched anime, read comic books, basically did anything that wasn't football, wrestling, or some type of combat sport, you were bullied lol. That was a real time period.
When I just saw that he reviewed this the movie came flashing back to me, even as a kid in 2009 or whenever I watched this it was still weird af to me lol.
Laugh all you want, @@millsykooksy4863, but that is legitimately how I managed to win over most of my bullies throughout my life. Beat the crap out of them right then and there. Then we become up to good friends for a time. Well at least until they move away or I progressed in grade school and they were left behind or something else entirely and we eventually stopped talking to each other altogether.
@@adamgray1753 Never worked for me. Then again, I was the one who got curb stomped regularly, and the few times I did win, I was the only one punished. It is honestly a miracle that nobody died, I distinctly remember pounding a kids head against the cement until he stopped moving, and I still walk with a limp from the damage they did to my leg as a 'birthday' present in 5th grade.
Same here... A kid half my size named Billy, back in 1995 when I was 13 used to bully me until one day I had enough and I punched him in his temple as hard as I could. It hurt him, I felt good about it & then we became best friends afterwards. Never had a problem standing up for myself after that. So yeah, it definitely worked for me as well!!
Oh c'mon, alright, the majority of the Show sucks, but it started out very well, the first 2-3 were good to great, it just started to suck, when they added too many new characters, to therefore replace characters, which have been there since the very beginning (refering to Chester and A.J), because they ran out of ideas...
@ because hes such a basic b of a person, and he isnt intelligent or funny. i hate to use the term cringe, but thats what his laughter is. We will see it bear out with the film that he is currently making that he isnt gifted or skilled enough to make something even half as good as most of the things he gives a negative review. after watch the RLM saga play out I have as little respect for him as he has humility or self awareness.
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@@auto1nfanticid3 Jeez, what made you hate this person that much?
@ a number of things, but mostly watching his content. he just a younger version of nostalgia critic. base level, simplistic, summaries of movies, often with huge portions devoted to jokes either based on faulty premises or an over inflated ego.
His performance in The Pacific is one of TV's most underrated performances of the last 10 years IMO, especially when you realise he was filming that and Social Network around the same time.
@@Raiders-wm5kb I also remember seeing this movie alot when it aired on the disney channel. But I haven't seen it in years. I wish I could've gone the rest of my life not seeing it again, but here we are; so, thanks Chris... oh well, at least the video itself was funny, so while reminding us of a crappy Guyver ripoff, with Power Rangers looking costumes, at least the Hilariocity was, well, hilarious. So it's not all bad.
@@shawnfields2369 I was a nerd for those type of films. Guyver and spawn are some of my top films. I got the spawn game day1. Also I think it was on a rack out side of Spencer's store in a mall. I remember it was one of them freaky stores.
@@Raiders-wm5kb Hey, I don't blame you. Guyver and Spawn were some pretty cool looking movies. Especially Guyver. Is it any wonder why there was a version with Mark Hamill, of all people? And I loved the 1997 Spawn movie as a kid. Spawn looked awesome. And John Leguizamo as The Violater, (a total Joker wannabe), was some incredibly funny casting, and he had some good jokes, and Spawn was a badass. I thought they did a good job on the movie when I was a kid. I can't really see it as bad, but maybe that's just my nostalgia talking. But although I haven't seen any of the Guyver movies, especially the Mark Hamill version. But I absolutely love the concept of it. I know it's been around since the 70's, but that's 2 decades before my time. Never played the Spawn game because I never had a ps1. It was too expensive. We did have an N64, but I didn't mind. I loved the n64. It was my very first game console, from my late grandma, and I never forgot that. If it weren't for her giving me the n64, I may never have gotten into gaming itself. So I'm always thankful to her for that. I wanted to play Spawn in Soulcalibur 2 for the Xbox, but we didn't have one yet. That's also the only version of SC2 I've never played. I've never played any Spawn games, but I still like the character. Spawn has always been a badass, and always will be, to me. Despite me never having played any games of his or reading the comics, again, sorry. But I am a fan of Spawn because of that one movie, and all of the awesome scenes in that movie I remember as a kid. I know it's not as good as I thought it was back then; but the dude who played Spawn back then was amazing as Spawn. He was like, Wesley Snipes in Blade levels of cool. I think his name's Michael Jai White; or something? Cool performance either way. Sorry for the long rants here though. But I just had good memories of the 90's Spawn movie.
It still is for me. Its a great alien action b movie. It delivered its premise with a little more camp. I feel now a days you can do better, but for a gateway scifi action film its awesome for a kid.
I remember liking this when I was a kid. I re-watched it a few months ago when I saw it on Amazon or Netflix and was just in awe of how awful of a film it really is. But it was a kids movie and was entertaining for kids so really it is did what it intended.
Chris you should do “Warriors of Virtue” if you haven’t done it already. I remember really liking that movie as a kid and it was on the same quality scale as Starkid.
@@misspriss2482 I'm willing to bet that they were high on something when they made it too... luckily, I've never seen "Warriors Of Virtue" before, and I don't plan on ever seeing it. Sounds like a piece of crap movie. The Power Rangers movies have better quality acting in them.
To be fair, the "punching back" philosophy works more often than the "turn the other cheek" philosophy, it worked for me at least, I didn't became friends with the guy, but he didn't mess with me anymore
That's true. "Turning the other cheek" just infuriates the bully more. They see it as an insult or a form of disrespect and dishonesty. That you don't think they're worthy of you being honest with your feelings about them. That you think you're better than them. You become a subject of their contempt. So they get meaner. They choose to be more deliberate in their abuse. Punching them back in the face works better because it relaxes their guard around you and sends a clear message that pain is paid back in pain. Bullies fear getting hurt more than they love hurting you. And punching them brings you to the same level as they are--which ironically makes them more open to talks and with less need to beat around the bush. I punched a kid and threw a desk at him once. We've been friends ever since.
Most of my best friends in grade school only became my friends *after* we had physically fought. At that age, I think we respected each other more after a good fight. Bottled up tension, emotions, childish insecurities are released. And we got along after ...now kids just bottle all that shit up with no release, and wind up shooting up their school or something instead.
Bullies are cowards at heart. I had two bullies in school. One in Jr High and one in HS. After months of turning the other cheek, punching them both in the face and announcing I wasn't taking any more of it without a fight every time ended the bullying, and turned us into friends. Not best friends, but no longer enemies. After the second bully, I never backed down again from any bully. The best thing to do is stand up to them right at the start and let them know you aren't going to take their crap.
ArmchairWarrior because then there’s too many comments and it’s overwhelming for people are as popular as he is. You seem salty because your favorite TH-camr hasn’t responded to you. Maybe you should get some fresh air and rethink your life’s decisions.
When I was 8 years old. We had a cabinet that housed all of our VHS tapes. Star Kid is bringing back a lot of memories. I remember loving this movie. As an adult I'm thinking : What the fuck was I on when I was a kid?.
It turns out the aliens made star kid and wanted it to be like a kid friendly whimsical superhero, but it got lost in translation. This movie was a big hit on it's home planet
I remember loving this movie as a kid, but the snippets and your recap really removed those rosy tinted glasses. What a nostalgic trip down memory lane.
I remember watching this as a kid in VCD format (it was a more popular format than VHS or LD in my country back then). I liked it, but then i completely forgot about it. Thanks Chris for bringing this up again.
@@mquiroz90 Well because this is the first time I learned about this movie, and I'm a centennial, so that's why I don't have a similar perspective from you
And even Joe (the kid who played Spencer) said in an interview that he didn’t like doing the movie that much cause he just sat in a stool in front of a screen the entire movie soo...EVEN THE MAIN CHARACTER DIDNT LIKE THE MOVIE😂😂
@@omisan771 I'm kind of sad that in this example, The Rock is obviously your shit example... Now Predator, Aliens, and RoboCop 3 Or escape from New York, The Running Man, Lawnmower Man 2 All right
I just gotta say, there's a lot of movie critics on TH-cam, but Chris is one of few I've seen who actually looks like he has a ton of fun, no matter what he's reviewing.
I also rented this movie as a kid and had completly forgotten about it hahaha what a great nostalgia trip thanks for the great content i love watching your reviews!!! Peace brotha!
OMG so much shade being thrown at this movie! I will definitely be re-watching this movie, one of my favorite as a kid. All the goofy illogical stiff in is what made it so great. For one thing all the room in the helmet when it shows it from the inside, it's no different than what they do with Iron Man just with practical effects and it harkens back to the anime style of story this was clearly inspired by. So good!
I had a huge crush on the actress that played his teacher, I remember seeing her on some terrible short lived sitcom called "Free Spirit" or something like that.
OMG, I just wanted to comment something very similar. The one who listened to him pee? Where else could I have seen her? I can´t remember. I just recognized her and almost fell in love again......
@@chanceneck8072 Her name is Corinne Bohrer. She's been in tons of stuff since the 70s. Other than the Free Spirit sitcom she was on in the late 1980s, she played the role of Prank, sidekick to Mark Hamill's Trickster in CBS The Flash series from roughly the same time period. Pretty sure she recently reprised the same role on the recent Flash series. She was also the love interest of Bobcat Goldthwait's "Zed McGlunk" in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol
@@valecrassus7835 THAT´S where I recognize her from! Police Academy 4!!! Thank you so much, I almost lost hope reading everything you listed off. Gee, I gotta rewatch that movie. I remember being jealous, because I was such a fan of Zed. But damn, was she hot.........
I saw this in theaters in Rome NY, needless to say as a kid this was the best movie for a loner kid. Thank you Chris for bringing my childhood back, I completely forgot how much this movie meant to me back then, and how bad it is to look at your childhood and laugh.
"The bills that are gonna come from this!" My thoughts on every Marvel movie and creature feature, or "San Andreas". That was intense. Thanks for this video I was very entertained!
On one hand it was bothering the hell out of me who that was cuz I knew it was somebody. But on the other hand yikes! Like so many movie moments from the 90s so much of it did not age well at all.
Oh man, I rented this movie once as a kid, and I'd actually forgotten its name for years. Thanks for the reminder... now maybe I can lay the memory of this thing to rest. XD
In like what? A Hilariocity?? I hope not, but it sure deserves a review! Same as The Fountain and Suburban Commando. Which I´ve been saying for years now...
I would agree with you on that. Unfortunately I think Chris was a kid who was too afraid to stand up for himself or he was given bad lessons on letting bullies physically push him around. Parents of Millennials had a weird thing where if a bully started punching a kid and the kid fought back then the kid who fought back (the victim) would get suspended or detention.
I saw this as a kid. For years clips of this film would pop into my head and I could never remember what it was called till this vid popped up on my feed. Thank you?
Joe was such an underrated actor. His performances in JP, The Cure and Simon Birch proved he was great actor. His talent was wasted on this turd of a movie.
2:53 Gee, I sure hope, the kid wasn´t emberassed by this movie. `Cause I can tell in less than 3 seconds, that he´s a DAMN FINE actor, even in a shitshow like this!
It’s weird! I remember being REALLY EXCITED to see this movie as a kid, like hyped to go to the theater and everything. But even back then, I felt it left almost no impact on me... Heck I all but forgot it existed until watching this review!
Re: "To earn my bully's respect, I need to punch him in the face" I actually kindof did this in middle school in the 90s. I stabbed my bully in the arm with with a pencil, and got suspended for a week. I didn't notice at the time, but in hindsight years later, I realized that this was EXACTLY why I didn't get bullied for the rest of school. The cowardly asshole bullies were too afraid to get stabbed, so they left me alone, despite being a nearly-friendless, fat nerd. Moral of the story: bullies are cowards who only pick on the weak. Make them think you aren't weak, and they'll go after someone else.
Lol i did this when i was in second grade cause even me as a girl they would still bump in the hallways and pour glue on my bag Guess what happenned to the guy's nose
Imagine if Iron Man’s suit looked like this on the inside.
It still would talk with Jarvis or Fridays voice. It would also have their level of intelligence. Still cool :D
The 90's, where many kids films were made by people who hated kids
Basically, Boomers.
Hah, i completely forgot about this film. Man it is more uncomfortable than I remember.
The 90's, where many kids films were made by people who molested kids
@@shinobitech13 So Hollywood Scientologists
😂🤣 this is my childhood your talking about the 90s.
Most people know this kid from "Jurassic Park", but he recently played John Deacon in "Bohemian Rhapsody".
Thank you! Good to know this movie didn't end his career.
Keith Ward He was also in Simon Birch which was a great flick!
Keith Ward He’s in the Social Network as well.
Oh wow
WHAT
1:48 "Because he likes comic books, he gets bullied at school!"
Well yeah dude. This isn't the 2010s where its cool to be a nerd. Back then in the 90s, if you so much as played video games, watched anime, read comic books, basically did anything that wasn't football, wrestling, or some type of combat sport, you were bullied lol. That was a real time period.
Bill Burr has a great joke about this Lol
This one definitely falls under the category of: "I liked this as a kid but for the love of God don't watch it as an adult"
How true.
I watched t as adult and still like it
It's a time capsule that's for sure
I definitely had a share of those in the 90s, where I just actively avoid my old VHS collection lol
When I just saw that he reviewed this the movie came flashing back to me, even as a kid in 2009 or whenever I watched this it was still weird af to me lol.
Remember kids your bully is just a friend you haven’t punched yet
Torch-Bearer91 lmao
In all fairness that punch was 100% legit self defense.
Laugh all you want, @@millsykooksy4863, but that is legitimately how I managed to win over most of my bullies throughout my life. Beat the crap out of them right then and there. Then we become up to good friends for a time. Well at least until they move away or I progressed in grade school and they were left behind or something else entirely and we eventually stopped talking to each other altogether.
@@adamgray1753 Never worked for me. Then again, I was the one who got curb stomped regularly, and the few times I did win, I was the only one punished. It is honestly a miracle that nobody died, I distinctly remember pounding a kids head against the cement until he stopped moving, and I still walk with a limp from the damage they did to my leg as a 'birthday' present in 5th grade.
not sure what his critism was there, that punch was 100% legit and also how bullys should be dealt with. worth getting suspended over.
Also, imagine if Tony Stark saw this movie as a child, and THIS is what gave him the inspiration to build his suit all these years ago in that cave...
At least something good would have come out of it
Don’t be a fool. He obviously got the idea from robocop 😂
The burger scene really stuck in my memory.
Same omg 😆
I think that scene gave our friends over at the McDonald's corporate office some new ideas.
Same lol
Same asf
I was doing fine not having idea this movie existed, Chris
Welcome to the ruined day gang, have a seat. Mike is bringing cookies at 4.
It's a fun movie, literally forgot it existed until this video but now the memories are rushing bacc
Big T. Larrity I agree I very much enjoyed this and watched it multiple times lol 😂
Come to think of it this could describe oh so many things!
This was horrifying
That kid’s manager: “Joey, you just did Jurassic Park! Starkid’s gonna take you to the next level.”
To this day Jurassic Park is his career best. Hell every performance in that movie is a career best.
@Benjamin Parsley ???????
@Benjamin Parsley What the heck?!
@Benjamin Parsley okay imma just head out.
aight. i should be hitting the ol dusty road.
Punching my bully in the face worked for me. We've been friends for 12 years since.
Same here... A kid half my size named Billy, back in 1995 when I was 13 used to bully me until one day I had enough and I punched him in his temple as hard as I could. It hurt him, I felt good about it & then we became best friends afterwards. Never had a problem standing up for myself after that. So yeah, it definitely worked for me as well!!
Everything about the suit in this calls to mind the words of Timmy Turner,
“No amount of therapy will ever make this okay.”
Christian Farren Timmy turner eww most annoying character to ever appear in modern cartoons
F Timmy Turner, because of Butch Hartman!
Fuck Timmy Turner and his shitty TV show
Oh c'mon, alright, the majority of the Show sucks, but it started out very well, the first 2-3 were good to great, it just started to suck, when they added too many new characters, to therefore replace characters, which have been there since the very beginning (refering to Chester and A.J), because they ran out of ideas...
No amount of drugs would make it ok either. 🤣
I don’t think anyone gives Chris enough credit and applause for his impersonations. They’re spot on LOL
I wholeheartedly agree
His Indiana Jones impressions are spot on for anyone who hasn’t seen them.
@cheremylover Nope chris is better. Fight me
The funny thing is when I was a kid I really liked this movie.
Same here bud 😂
same
Came to say this. I remember it being sick.
I still like it but that food scene gotta go...
Same
15:24 Chris laughing at himself is why I keep coming back to this channel
its sad really
@ because hes such a basic b of a person, and he isnt intelligent or funny. i hate to use the term cringe, but thats what his laughter is. We will see it bear out with the film that he is currently making that he isnt gifted or skilled enough to make something even half as good as most of the things he gives a negative review. after watch the RLM saga play out I have as little respect for him as he has humility or self awareness.
@@auto1nfanticid3 Jeez, what made you hate this person that much?
@ a number of things, but mostly watching his content. he just a younger version of nostalgia critic. base level, simplistic, summaries of movies, often with huge portions devoted to jokes either based on faulty premises or an over inflated ego.
@ check out the redlettermedia saga or the batman vs superman rewrite debacle if you want to gain a more objective view of the man.
The writers are a little too obsessed with peeing. It's actually a little creepy.
Oh good lord I forgot all about this movie! Definitely deserves a rewatch
Hey its Anthony! Cool that you also like to watch Chris Stuckmanns videos :)
This movie would always be on the HBO kids channel. Honestly this films is one of my guilty pleasures
@@jessegordian2498 same
Anthony?! I really didn't expect to see you hear
This movie unlocked some nostalgia
This sounds more like a cross of ET and Venom.
That is accurate!
We are Starkid.
Like a turd, in the wind
Strangely reminds me of Ben 10 personally
Reminds me of Max Steel
This movie looks so ugly that hurts my eyes, It looks infected or something.
Edoardo Tosoni Same here
It looks like a Steven Soderbergh body horror film
💀😂
Heh, I worked on this movie, I could tell you some stories. Best of all I still have behind the scenes pictures, in 3D!
Nice. I actually liked this movie when I was little.
Could you show them sometime?
Yes please show us sometimes specially I wanna see Mika (Yumi Adachi)'s part
Do tell!!
So I seen Danny before he went big from that 70s show. Do tell
"Star Kid is a Movie"
-Chris Stuckmann
Dam shame Chris stuckman don’t read comments know this
He says that about of a lot of movies tbh 🤣
Until now, I thought this movie was a terrible fever dream I made up as a child. Him entering the suit will forever haunt me. Also...the burger scene.
THE BURGER SCENE
Weirdly enough.. I felt exactly the same way. Couldn't remember anything but the turd burger, thought it was some Mandela Effect shit.
No way! Exactly the same situation for me ..
The most memorable scene.
It was the burger scene for me
Ive never seen this movie but the suit looks like a reject Bible Man costume. Oh man that inside is terrifying.
The burger turd moment was seared into my brain when I was little, horrifying
@Dutch Schaefer thanks
@Dutch Schaefer that’s rude hahahah
This looks like a movie that would be on Red Letter Media’s Best of the Worst
It does!
This does seem like an aids film.
I was thinking that exactly!!
So who is sending it to them to watch?? Haha
The robot even sounds like the narrator at the beginning of BotW too. o.o
He hasn’t starred in a lot of films but when you have Jurassic Park and The Pacific under your belt, I’d call that a respectable career.
You forget his excellent performances in The Cure and Simon Birch.
He also played John Deacon the bass player of Queen in Bohemian Rhapsody and Dustin Moskovitz in The Social Network.
The Pacific is suuuuucccch a good show
His performance in The Pacific is one of TV's most underrated performances of the last 10 years IMO, especially when you realise he was filming that and Social Network around the same time.
SFSF nerd I’d call The Pacific underrated, too. It never gets the love BoB does. But I agree, his performance was great.
I had this movie on VHS when I was a kid, don’t know where it came from or how we got it. It was the weirdest fucking movie I had ever seen
SAME! 😂 My brother and I would watch this on repeat as kids. Wtf.
@@DanielleCateley1 same Got it at mall
@@Raiders-wm5kb I also remember seeing this movie alot when it aired on the disney channel. But I haven't seen it in years. I wish I could've gone the rest of my life not seeing it again, but here we are; so, thanks Chris... oh well, at least the video itself was funny, so while reminding us of a crappy Guyver ripoff, with Power Rangers looking costumes, at least the Hilariocity was, well, hilarious. So it's not all bad.
@@shawnfields2369 I was a nerd for those type of films. Guyver and spawn are some of my top films. I got the spawn game day1. Also I think it was on a rack out side of Spencer's store in a mall. I remember it was one of them freaky stores.
@@Raiders-wm5kb Hey, I don't blame you. Guyver and Spawn were some pretty cool looking movies. Especially Guyver. Is it any wonder why there was a version with Mark Hamill, of all people? And I loved the 1997 Spawn movie as a kid. Spawn looked awesome. And John Leguizamo as The Violater, (a total Joker wannabe), was some incredibly funny casting, and he had some good jokes, and Spawn was a badass. I thought they did a good job on the movie when I was a kid. I can't really see it as bad, but maybe that's just my nostalgia talking. But although I haven't seen any of the Guyver movies, especially the Mark Hamill version. But I absolutely love the concept of it. I know it's been around since the 70's, but that's 2 decades before my time. Never played the Spawn game because I never had a ps1. It was too expensive. We did have an N64, but I didn't mind. I loved the n64. It was my very first game console, from my late grandma, and I never forgot that. If it weren't for her giving me the n64, I may never have gotten into gaming itself. So I'm always thankful to her for that. I wanted to play Spawn in Soulcalibur 2 for the Xbox, but we didn't have one yet. That's also the only version of SC2 I've never played. I've never played any Spawn games, but I still like the character. Spawn has always been a badass, and always will be, to me. Despite me never having played any games of his or reading the comics, again, sorry. But I am a fan of Spawn because of that one movie, and all of the awesome scenes in that movie I remember as a kid. I know it's not as good as I thought it was back then; but the dude who played Spawn back then was amazing as Spawn. He was like, Wesley Snipes in Blade levels of cool. I think his name's Michael Jai White; or something? Cool performance either way. Sorry for the long rants here though. But I just had good memories of the 90's Spawn movie.
I don't think I've ever admitted this, but this was actually my favorite movie for a couple years as a kid.
Same here.
It still is for me. Its a great alien action b movie. It delivered its premise with a little more camp. I feel now a days you can do better, but for a gateway scifi action film its awesome for a kid.
"Who else should I abuse?" That line sounds so bad out of context haha
Or even with context! Lol
I can imagine Deadpool saying this.
@Stephen Murphy Kevin Spacey after Anthony Rapp escaped his bedroom
This movie scared the shit out of me as a kid I don’t know what the Hell was going on, and also that blended burger and fries scene was really gross.
Ha haa!
I remember liking this when I was a kid. I re-watched it a few months ago when I saw it on Amazon or Netflix and was just in awe of how awful of a film it really is. But it was a kids movie and was entertaining for kids so really it is did what it intended.
This probably would've been so much less terrifying if the suit weren't so...fleshy.
Hah! If they wouldn’t have been fleshy, then yeah.
I really liked this movie as a kid, but found it disgusting. God… that cheeseburger scene 🤮
I hid in the comments during that scene...
I vibe with this.
yeah that was disgusting.
DAT shit was disgusting
The junkyard and especially that cheeseburger scene were the only things I remembered from this movie.
Weird seeing how the lead actor went from this to giving an Emmy level performance in HBO'S The Pacific.
Bruh I thought this movie was a fever dream I had when I was younger
Chris you should do “Warriors of Virtue” if you haven’t done it already. I remember really liking that movie as a kid and it was on the same quality scale as Starkid.
Oh man! :) Whoever wrote that movie must have been high. I'm serious.
@@misspriss2482 I'm willing to bet that they were high on something when they made it too... luckily, I've never seen "Warriors Of Virtue" before, and I don't plan on ever seeing it. Sounds like a piece of crap movie. The Power Rangers movies have better quality acting in them.
The alien looks like it's trying to lip sync the lyrics to Eminem's Rap God.
LOL
That's the best thing I've heard all week... XD
To be fair, the "punching back" philosophy works more often than the "turn the other cheek" philosophy, it worked for me at least, I didn't became friends with the guy, but he didn't mess with me anymore
That's true. "Turning the other cheek" just infuriates the bully more. They see it as an insult or a form of disrespect and dishonesty. That you don't think they're worthy of you being honest with your feelings about them. That you think you're better than them. You become a subject of their contempt. So they get meaner. They choose to be more deliberate in their abuse.
Punching them back in the face works better because it relaxes their guard around you and sends a clear message that pain is paid back in pain. Bullies fear getting hurt more than they love hurting you. And punching them brings you to the same level as they are--which ironically makes them more open to talks and with less need to beat around the bush. I punched a kid and threw a desk at him once. We've been friends ever since.
Most of my best friends in grade school only became my friends *after* we had physically fought. At that age, I think we respected each other more after a good fight. Bottled up tension, emotions, childish insecurities are released. And we got along after
...now kids just bottle all that shit up with no release, and wind up shooting up their school or something instead.
Bullies are cowards at heart.
I had two bullies in school. One in Jr High and one in HS. After months of turning the other cheek, punching them both in the face and announcing I wasn't taking any more of it without a fight every time ended the bullying, and turned us into friends. Not best friends, but no longer enemies.
After the second bully, I never backed down again from any bully. The best thing to do is stand up to them right at the start and let them know you aren't going to take their crap.
HOLY SHIT I SAW THIS AS A KID AND VIVIDLY REMEMBER THAT FOOD SCENE, ALWAYS TRIED TO FIND THE MOVIE AGAIN AND WAS NEBER ABLE TO. THANK YOU
16:41 Another tie to "Transformers": That's Peter Cullen narrating the trailer.
Chris still needs to do a review for “Coraline” it’s that good. I hope he see this.
He never read comments people & my self saying review certain movies he has not
dragonball3166 why doesn’t he read comments?
ArmchairWarrior because then there’s too many comments and it’s overwhelming for people are as popular as he is.
You seem salty because your favorite TH-camr hasn’t responded to you.
Maybe you should get some fresh air and rethink your life’s decisions.
@ArmchairWarrior because idiots live in the youtube comment section
Yes! Chris needs to review that movie.
Bruh, I knew I didn't imagine this movie, I thought for the longest time that I made this movie up in some mental fever dream.
Same.
In retrospect this was clearly the weirdest shit ever.
@@mruler360 you haven't seen a weird kids movie until you've seen the peanut butter solution. Have fun.
I really hope your “accepting host” edit got the laughs it deserved. I am dying laughing 😂
Sir, we have been missing your Hilariocity for a while now.... Please bring one up 🤩
I had never heard of this movie. And now I wish that had remained true.
Trust me watch the whole thing it better then hes making it up to be
@@nitro-verse5311 dude shut up this movie is trash, I never heard of this movie either and I'm glad I never saw it.
@@nitro-verse5311now a days he will refuse to watch it or praise it.
Did he just say “wow, that was special” ? No kid in a movie would ever say Nowadays
😆
That must have been some special piss.
That was hard to read
When I was 8 years old. We had a cabinet that housed all of our VHS tapes. Star Kid is bringing back a lot of memories. I remember loving this movie.
As an adult I'm thinking : What the fuck was I on when I was a kid?.
Thank you Chris for your amazing shirts... You never disappoint me ❤
So I had completely buried this movie back into the recesses of my mind, and I hold you solely responsible for dragging it out.
Same
It's true. When I saw shots of Tony Stark in the Ironman suit I was thinking why does this feel familiar?
It turns out the aliens made star kid and wanted it to be like a kid friendly whimsical superhero, but it got lost in translation. This movie was a big hit on it's home planet
the aliens watched too many Earthling Cinemas episodes.
I remember loving this movie as a kid, but the snippets and your recap really removed those rosy tinted glasses.
What a nostalgic trip down memory lane.
I remember watching this as a kid in VCD format (it was a more popular format than VHS or LD in my country back then). I liked it, but then i completely forgot about it. Thanks Chris for bringing this up again.
That burger scene is one of the most disgusting things I’ve seen.
It's cinematic gold
@@mquiroz90 Because is gross, I literally had a physical shaking of the cringe in that scene that Chris showed
@@mquiroz90 Well because this is the first time I learned about this movie, and I'm a centennial, so that's why I don't have a similar perspective from you
@@mquiroz90 Ooh, look at you so edgy and "mature"
I swear Chris' reviews have got funnier, I've just found myself laughing at them more recently, and not just the Hilariocity videos
Recently re-watched this and agreed 100% with the bills comment, most I’ve squirmed from non horror scenes
I watched this on TV in Greece as a kid and never knew how to look it up! Alien robot suit kid? Thanks for this review man, took me back.
Still waiting for Chris to do a hilariocity of Jet Li's "The One." Come on Chris we're all waiting for it!
I liked that movie.
Why? Jet li will punch u
@@titanguy7316 it's a guilty pleasure but nobody ever talks about it
Don't knock The One as that was the first movie with both Jason Statham & Jett Li
Its so awesome, that's why
And even Joe (the kid who played Spencer) said in an interview that he didn’t like doing the movie that much cause he just sat in a stool in front of a screen the entire movie soo...EVEN THE MAIN CHARACTER DIDNT LIKE THE MOVIE😂😂
Remember seeing this in theaters. Forgot how truly bad it is.
Npc
One of the more underrated movies that kid was in was “Radio Flyer”.
I came down to the comment section to make this very comment.
@whysoserious54 Another great movie! Also, not to be "that guy," but it's just The River Wild. Not The River Runs Wild.
Yes, The River Wild is great. He was annoying in that movie, though. Turned on his own father to be on Kevin Bacon’s side.
He was also a lead actor in "The Cure"
OMG YESSSS! One my fav films ever. 🐾❤️
"I like Sci-fi as a kid in the 90s but I'm too cool for E.T." VHS starter pack: Star Kid, Flight of the Navigator, Explorers.
2 of those of 80's classics, nothing to do with Star Kid honestly. That's like lumping Robocop, Predator and The Rock together.
@@omisan771 I'm kind of sad that in this example, The Rock is obviously your shit example...
Now Predator, Aliens, and RoboCop 3
Or escape from New York, The Running Man, Lawnmower Man 2
All right
@@eddiedingle767 The Rock is shit and it didn't age well at all. The other 2 are classics.
Now I'm thinking about how the MCU never explored the idea of Tony Stark wanting to pee in the iron man suit
They totally did in iron man 2
@@ArminAwesome oh yeah I forgot about that lol, either way it wasn't as remarkable as starkid here
Flight of the Navigator. That's one I loved as a kid
The first scene that I remembered from this movie was the pre-chewed burger scene. Yuck!
Same lol
First thing I thought of was the burgerball
"Where's my Super-suit!"
I uh, put it away!
I just gotta say, there's a lot of movie critics on TH-cam, but Chris is one of few I've seen who actually looks like he has a ton of fun, no matter what he's reviewing.
Holy shit I watched this so many times as a kid
Chris you have awakened my deep cursed memories
The burger turd was the most memorable scene to me from this movie...
“Aaah, Star Kid” Best way to sum up this movie
I also rented this movie as a kid and had completly forgotten about it hahaha what a great nostalgia trip thanks for the great content i love watching your reviews!!! Peace brotha!
OMG so much shade being thrown at this movie! I will definitely be re-watching this movie, one of my favorite as a kid. All the goofy illogical stiff in is what made it so great. For one thing all the room in the helmet when it shows it from the inside, it's no different than what they do with Iron Man just with practical effects and it harkens back to the anime style of story this was clearly inspired by. So good!
I had a huge crush on the actress that played his teacher, I remember seeing her on some terrible short lived sitcom called "Free Spirit" or something like that.
OMG, I just wanted to comment something very similar. The one who listened to him pee? Where else could I have seen her? I can´t remember. I just recognized her and almost fell in love again......
@@chanceneck8072 Her name is Corinne Bohrer. She's been in tons of stuff since the 70s. Other than the Free Spirit sitcom she was on in the late 1980s, she played the role of Prank, sidekick to Mark Hamill's Trickster in CBS The Flash series from roughly the same time period. Pretty sure she recently reprised the same role on the recent Flash series. She was also the love interest of Bobcat Goldthwait's "Zed McGlunk" in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol
@@valecrassus7835 THAT´S where I recognize her from! Police Academy 4!!! Thank you so much, I almost lost hope reading everything you listed off. Gee, I gotta rewatch that movie. I remember being jealous, because I was such a fan of Zed. But damn, was she hot.........
I used to get her and Shawnee Smith mixed up a lot back in the 80s (dunno why). She had a very early 80s valley girl thing going on for a while.
She's really got that Judy Greer wallflower quality. I'm picking up what you're putting down.
I saw this in theaters in Rome NY, needless to say as a kid this was the best movie for a loner kid. Thank you Chris for bringing my childhood back, I completely forgot how much this movie meant to me back then, and how bad it is to look at your childhood and laugh.
Even Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie holds up better than this cheeseburger turd.
No it doesn't. That's just straight up fact, that movie is an abomination against nature.
"The bills that are gonna come from this!" My thoughts on every Marvel movie and creature feature, or "San Andreas". That was intense. Thanks for this video I was very entertained!
“San Andreas”
Chris: reviews Star Kid
Me: thinks of A Very Potter Musical
Meee
Benjamin Parsley are you a bot?
....I'm ashamed to say I 100% thought he was reviewing the Starkid Productions musicals.
Yes hahah every time he says the title of the movie my heart flutters for a moment. I would love hi take on that musical.
I'm more of a Firestarter/Grand Vizier guy myself.
This movie makes me wanna go home.
When I’m already home.
I definitely watched this as a kid and suppressed it until now, thanks Chris.
Man, Flight of the Navigator holds up a lot better than this movie
OK but I love that movie
@@juliannah5721 me too
Still, we do not speak of that accursed object, ever again.
"Who else should I abuse?" with Danny Masterson 4 seconds later. Are you trying to tell us something?
7:05
Yikes grabbing a girl from behind and she doesnt look comfortable, this scene didnt age well
On one hand it was bothering the hell out of me who that was cuz I knew it was somebody.
But on the other hand yikes! Like so many movie moments from the 90s so much of it did not age well at all.
I dare you to watch that one scene with him in Face/Off.
I was like "Is this the one with the butt? Yep, it's the one with the butt."
Well at least its not fucking batnipples..
Yo Chris keep up the good work I normally agree with ur reviews. I think u r the most dedicated critic I know of
Oh man, I rented this movie once as a kid, and I'd actually forgotten its name for years. Thanks for the reminder... now maybe I can lay the memory of this thing to rest. XD
Wait, this wasn’t a fever dream I had? This actually exists? Huh. Weird.
haha exactly the same
I get the feeling a lot of folks are gonna comment the same thing in the coming hours lol
I saw this when I was kid
I actually tracked down this movie a few years ago to convince myself that it was indeed a real thing.
I always had this image in my head of that burger getting blended but I could never remember where I saw it.
- Mom, I want to watch Iron Man...
- We already have Iron Man at home.
Iron Man at home:
Star kid > iron Man
@@--bharat9156 You forgot to say, "...said no one."
@@vigoroushero8623 star kid > the Shawshank redemption
Hilariocity Review is my favorite segment and this one did not disappoint lol
Hahaha, once you have Chris doing a thumbnail like that on a hilariocity, you know this is gonna be good
You should review the first "Casper the friendly ghost" movie starring Christina Ricci!
In like what? A Hilariocity?? I hope not, but it sure deserves a review! Same as The Fountain and Suburban Commando. Which I´ve been saying for years now...
You saying that makes me think that youre just a boring bone bag lol
I love that movie.
-Drop dead!
-TOO LATE!
That’s mild compare to this.
Imagine being in a blockbuster that will go down in history like Jurassic Park, and then starring in this.
I know, awesome right?
0:40 I rewatched that more times than I'd like to admit, lmao, the laugh cracked me up.
Thanks Chris had a good laugh at this, been a long time since I'd seen it esp. mac and me! Hadn't remember that one since seeing it in the early 90's!
This notification just made my day
Same
So true
😂 same bro.
Benjamin Parsley what the fuck are you on about
I feel like the punching your bully argument was a way for Chris to vent about some awkward childhood experience
I would agree with you on that. Unfortunately I think Chris was a kid who was too afraid to stand up for himself or he was given bad lessons on letting bullies physically push him around. Parents of Millennials had a weird thing where if a bully started punching a kid and the kid fought back then the kid who fought back (the victim) would get suspended or detention.
@@zackwick603 yeah that would happen to kids in the generations following that as well. Schools are shit like that.
I used to love this movie 😭
And your shirts are forever on point 🔥
I saw this as a kid.
For years clips of this film would pop into my head and I could never remember what it was called till this vid popped up on my feed. Thank you?
"the kid drugs are out of my system"
Freaking classic beautiful
Joe was such an underrated actor. His performances in JP, The Cure and Simon Birch proved he was great actor. His talent was wasted on this turd of a movie.
2:53 Gee, I sure hope, the kid wasn´t emberassed by this movie. `Cause I can tell in less than 3 seconds, that he´s a DAMN FINE actor, even in a shitshow like this!
River Wild
Radio Flyer also.
Eugène Sledge in the Pacific
@@mattpurvis927 It's depressing to realize how the story in that movie really "ended".
The shirt Chris wearing is amazing. I love it.
It’s weird! I remember being REALLY EXCITED to see this movie as a kid, like hyped to go to the theater and everything. But even back then, I felt it left almost no impact on me...
Heck I all but forgot it existed until watching this review!
Re: "To earn my bully's respect, I need to punch him in the face"
I actually kindof did this in middle school in the 90s. I stabbed my bully in the arm with with a pencil, and got suspended for a week. I didn't notice at the time, but in hindsight years later, I realized that this was EXACTLY why I didn't get bullied for the rest of school. The cowardly asshole bullies were too afraid to get stabbed, so they left me alone, despite being a nearly-friendless, fat nerd.
Moral of the story: bullies are cowards who only pick on the weak. Make them think you aren't weak, and they'll go after someone else.
Same happened to me. Once you beat the shit out of a bully infront of the entire school, people tend to leave you alone.
Yeah me too sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Lol i did this when i was in second grade cause even me as a girl they would still bump in the hallways and pour glue on my bag
Guess what happenned to the guy's nose
coredumperror: yeah, I punched my bully in middle school and shoved him into a bush. We hung out until HS when we got into different drugs.
So your moral is if somebody picks on your kid get your kid to stab them........