Chris Stuckmann reviews Catwoman, starring Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, Benjamin Bratt, Lambert Wilson, Alex Borstein, Frances Conroy. Directed by Pitof.
@@thisisdope1067 well I disagree. There are many actors who have great acting chops to go with their sex appeal like Leo DiCaprio, Christian Bale, Michael Fassbender etc. In women Cate Blanchett, Amy Adams, Julliane Moore etc. But they have real skill and talent. Which Halle Berry lacks, she is an untalented woman and has been highly fortune of her critical acclaim, which are honestly god awful and just undeserving. All her performances are flat out boring.
She won an Oscar in 2002 and won a Razzie in 2005. So she didn't win the Oscar and Razzie in the same year. You should put respect on Sandra Bullock for winning a Razzie and an Oscar in the same year
@Cryptik Sandra won a 2 Razzies for All About Steve (yes she accepted the award in person, there's a video of it) and the next day she won an Oscar for The Blind Side
@ULGROTHA same it makes me feel sick I'm not even kidding for whatever reason every time I see her design in this it makes me feel sick which is why I never watched this movie
Halle Berry accepting the razi in person actually makes me love and respect her a lot more. Most actors would just not show up and save face, but she owns it and I respect that.
Tmack yea it’s honestly incredible. Even the worst movies you can find, there’s still usually one or two good somewhat decisions you can point to. A broken clock is right twice a day. But this movie somehow did the near impossible and did everything wrong at every f’ing turn. It’s truly incredible
It's a well shot movie to be honest. But, the acting, writing and the plot itself is just unbearable and nonsensical. I didn't understand why Chris didn't like that CGI scene, I thought it was cool.
Your neighborhood friend that scene where’s she on the motorcycle has to be one of the worst shot sequences I’ve ever seen in my life it gave me a headache
I can name an actual good watchable cat movie. I recommend check out "A Street Cat Named Bob" and the sequel "A Gift From Bob" both movies are true story and if you wanna a good cat movie, check out both movies instead
She's actually using a perm in another scene when she did the makeover but it didn't show it. I'm more impressed of how she can cut with 2 scissors so fast because apparently, cat can do that. Hell, I remember when I tried to cut my own hair, I struggle with one scissor!
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Oh, she turned 40? I thought she was only in her mid-thirties or something. Did she really turn 40? I can't even believe it! Hey, dude/lady, she turned 40! Unbelievable, right!?!? She may be 40, or perhaps, it may be Maybelline?
@@15Candles Same here. Haven't seen Catwoman(why would you want to?), but yeah, this is one of Chris's best Hilariocity's. Especially the whole "She Turned 40" montage. Hilarious. If I weren't already subscribed because of his love of anime and being an anime reviewer, it definitely would've been because of the Hilariocity videos. Especially this one and The Room, where he dressed like Tommy Wiseau and the other guy in that movie, and recreated the whole rooftop scene, hilariously. Seriously, there's plenty of reasons to want to subscribe to Chris Stuckmann. This dude knows what he's doing.
Really? Even though it will prevent you from working with acclaimed actors or directors in respected movies? You don't want to be at family's home and people say "hey mommy was in catwoman".
Actually she took a calculated risk.considering that she won a oscar that very year.imagine that winning a razzie and oscar the same year.after all the drama she forgot this movie and it did not effect her career.
1997residente she was in John Wick Parabellum and she kicked ass in a well done movie. Though I do get what you’re saying, I’d say she still works in some respectable films.
I watched this movie when I was quite young. At that time I was like "wooow cool" and also I really love cats. But as I got older and understanding more of plots, storylines, script writings, cinematographers, etc, I must say that this movie actually not as good as I had thought when I was younger. But hey, give credit to Halle Berry for admitting that the movie sucks, lol. She's gorgeous in the movie. Nice costume-design. She's entertaining, sexy, funny, and captivating. I personally think she didn't deserve the hate. And this movie is much better than CATS.
I finally found my crew. People need to realize that this has nothing to do with comics there is no DC or Batman. These were the days when science fiction witty comedy movies were popular. Movies like shaggy dog being a good example. And Catwoman takes that route it doesn't necessarily take things seriously but just tries to entertain a casual non comic nerd audience.
@@rthur. It's no excuse that the final product is absolutely shit in just about every way. It's bad as a comic book adaptation, it's also bad as a movie
@@korudodragoon1 tbf what she actually says is that she became irrelevant and too old for the modelling industry, that is why she's harbouring resentment, not just because she's 40!
She's always playing a crazy or weird lady in every role that she has. Watch American Horror Story, she's always playing an eccentric character on every season she's in. She's also playing Barney's mom in How I Met Your Mother who also weird.
@@crb7628 am so sorry for the mixup, Christina. Its just THAT, as a Bahamian, i've grown up with the surname *BUTLER* as a household Bahamian name, thats all. And you really look like a Bahamian also. You might be of Bahamian descent and dont know, I guess. Which part of the States you from, Christina? You ever been to the Bahamas before?
21:59 - Wow, going frame by frame through this is almost inspiring. The amount of cuts is jawdropping here, and some cuts lasting for 7 frames, like that one kick where she inexplicably is upside down, but standing in the next cut. Amazing stuff. The three seconds from 22:06-22:09 has 12 god damn cuts.
Chris flailing his arms yelling, “We get paid to write CatWOOOman,” has to be my new favorite moment from him. He doesn’t get loud and bombastic too often (especially for a TH-camr), but when he does it’s absolutely hilarious.
For some reason, I thought of the 60's Batman show, like some corny writers actually talking about that and it absolutely cracked me up. I feel bad for Chris, but this Hilariocity was great!😆😆
20:00 So I’m watching and enjoying your review as usual and you go on the hilarious “She turned 40!” trip. The really funny thing (and believe me, I am not making this up): next to me are a) my Nintendo Switch Animal Crossing Edition, and b) the exact Batman: The Long Halloween edition you were reading! That “wow” moment aside, I loved your take on Catwoman. The only thing missing (in my opinion) was a mention of the completely awful costume, especially the mask which always makes me think of a Vollswagen (old) Beetle’s front trunk.
When this movie came out, a local radio station in my area- Seattle/Tacoma- bought out all the tickets for two showings of this movie, and proceeded to give all the tickets out for free and encouraged everyone to come and heckle, make jokes, yell and scream and be loud and have fun, and the movie theater totally supported it. It was one of the funnest times I’ve ever had at a movie and I’ve never been to anything else like it. I’ll never forget it and I wish this was a somewhat regular occurrence with absolutely horrible movies like this. It was all in good fun, the theater was completely packed, and the jokes were flying! It was hilarious and the most fun I’ve ever had at a theater! For that, I will forever appreciate this movie, for all the wrong reasons lol.
@@brianaguilar8283 Barely. That movie flop so hard that wouldn't even be a drop in the bucket. But yeah this is the kind of movies need to be laughed at. Halle Berry fresh off her oscar-winner I believe before the curse really took hold.
I feel like giving Halle Berry crap for this movie is a mistake. Imagine you're handed that script and you need to figure out what to do. What do you do? I phone it in and just read the lines and get it over with. I feel like Berry went freaking method on this role. She saw that script and was like "I'm going to fucking become the cat."
Seems like this story would have been better for Clay Face, cause then he could have been an antihero maybe trying to save his own life since he used the same makeup!
It's funny as it's a very similar plot to clay face from batman animated series 1992. Roland daggers and face cream. It's what makes clay face clayface.
Back when this movie came out, I was pretty much lusting after Halle Berry and I was getting so into the action sequences that I didn’t even think about how terrible it was. But now that I’m adult, I now realize that the critics weren’t exaggerating and that it is in fact terrible. Thank for doing this, Chris
Cat puns, cat-chphrases, Sharon Tomb-Stone even Lois Griffin talking about sexual fantasies of the Detective. No wonder it's not an purr-fect movie since I saw that. Poor Halle Berry. She's always be beautiful in movies. Way to go, WB.
Same here. Especially with the sequence having him play the Switch, and reading Batman: The Long Halloween. I thought it was hilarious and art, as well, dude.
So imagine u and ur buddies watch Dragon Ball Evolution, Catwoman and Wicker Man ... and then y'all watch The Room :-O.... I wonder if y'all would then c The Room as a comedy masterpiece Lmfu, this is all assuming y'all have never seen any of these movies before
The last time I tried watching this a couple of years ago, I barely got an hour in and turned it off. I for some reason want to try to make the journey again.
You can say that to Disney for adapting their classic animated movie to live action and made it worse (except for The Jungle Book and Cinderella which i found both the only great Disney live action adaptation movie)
I can think of five worst. Supergirl, Superman 4, Hulk, Captain America (1990), Fant4tastic, Steel. I was going to say Batman and Robin but it's kinda so-bad-it's-good. Catwoman isn't boring at least, those other six are.
@@juanche978 Daredevil wasn't boring. Corny AF but not boring. Green Lantern was a snooze-fest, tho. I would probably watch Daredevil before Catwoman really, but we're literally comparing shit to shit
Can we all just take a second and be thankful for Christopher Nolan. Thank you for giving us a Selina Kyle who’s just a crazy good cat burglar and doesn’t have freaky cat powers.
Or a weird supernatural resurection just come back with a completly new personality, why does she keep getting supernatural resurrections if she is just a human being with combat skills? atleast in here it makes sense i guess
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I still love Roger Ebert's video review of Catwoman: "There are three good things in this movie. Halle Berry's face, Halle Berry's body and Halle Berry's costume. Those are first rate. Everything else is unbelievably bad!" I agree.
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“What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?” - Ed Helms, 2009
Maybe your teacher should also showed the Taken 3 editing scene of Liam Neeson climbing a fence or every action scenes that's directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, those two are also study worthy for how to not make a scene lol
Funny thing about the basketball scene. I was a big Mis-Teeq fan (they were bigger here in the UK and Ireland) and "Scandalous" was one of my favourite songs, and I was so excited that they got to have it in a 'big' film. Then I grew up and learned all about what Catwoman actually was.
To quote the great film critic Roger Ebert. “There’s 3 good things about Catwoman” “Halley Berry’s costume” “Halley Berry’s body” “Halley Berry’s face” “Those are first rate”
"Catwoman" is a movie about Halle Berry's beauty, sex appeal, figure, eyes, lips and costume design. It gets those right. Everything else is secondary, except for the plot, which is tertiary. "
I remember when I was ten and this movie was on dvd and I thought that it was so iconic I watched it every afternoon when I came home from school. I honestly couldn't understand the bad reviews until now.😂😂😂
9:24 Your Jim Gaffigan delivery of “Oh, hi. Welcome to my house - CATNIP!” was the best. I’m sure your performance is better than anything in this godawful movie that I refuse to ever, ever see. You’ve shown me more than I ever needed. I want those minutes back, man!!
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Gotta give Halle Berry herself credit for admitting that this movie was terrible.
I mean, it’s not hard to admit. I can’t imagine anyone was proud of this film.
@@Danmarinja That would be the director who defends the film to this day
Halle Berry is one of the most overrated and underwhelming actresses in Hollywood.
@@DC-zi6se Well when you're mostly known for your sex appeal rather than your acting abilities, it's more apparent
@@thisisdope1067 well I disagree. There are many actors who have great acting chops to go with their sex appeal like Leo DiCaprio, Christian Bale, Michael Fassbender etc. In women Cate Blanchett, Amy Adams, Julliane Moore etc.
But they have real skill and talent.
Which Halle Berry lacks, she is an untalented woman and has been highly fortune of her critical acclaim, which are honestly god awful and just undeserving. All her performances are flat out boring.
I have a lot of respect for Halle for accepting her Razzie in person.
Yep! She is a pretty cool person - she tanked all the wings on Hot Ones too
Safe to say Halle Berry has had an interesting career in movies.
She won best actress Oscar the year before. That makes it even more incredible.. respect
@@markusbisma5015 Yes, but think of the movie & that role that she won best actress for. Still think it was an accomplishment?
John Wick just redeemed her career & she is a badass actress.
Mad respect for a person who won a razzie and an Oscar the same year
She won an Oscar in 2002 and won a Razzie in 2005. So she didn't win the Oscar and Razzie in the same year. You should put respect on Sandra Bullock for winning a Razzie and an Oscar in the same year
@Cryptik Sandra won a 2 Razzies for All About Steve (yes she accepted the award in person, there's a video of it) and the next day she won an Oscar for The Blind Side
@@15Candles Jesse James bleh!
The “she turned 40” montage was incredible 😂😂
Legit skip to that part when im sad to laugh my ass off
Music video one was good too
@@TheSoulWithin7 what is the timestamp, if anyone knows?
@@TheMarilyndmiller2 it starts at 20:00 ! 😉👌🏾
20:15 - It's funnier out of context.
"Catwoman" is a movie about Halle Berry's beauty, sex appeal, figure, eyes, lips and costume design. It gets those right." - Roger Ebert
I suppose that counts as some meagre compensation for how horrible this movie is
@ULGROTHA Costume design is shit, yeah.
She is pretty ❤️
@ULGROTHA same it makes me feel sick I'm not even kidding for whatever reason every time I see her design in this it makes me feel sick which is why I never watched this movie
I'm guessing that was the movie's best review.
The “she turned 40” montage was brilliant.
Sam Graef I turn 40 and they threw me away 😂
Just as I am writing this I’m laughing oh my God
I've always wondered, was Sharon Stone talking about her character in the movie or herself?
@@TheKML777 I kinda feel like it was a monologue about herself certainly
"Oh fuck off! It's a GOD DAMN EXTERIOR SHOT!" is my new favorite Stuckmann line lmfao 🤣
To quote MST3K: "They are establishing the HELL out of that building!"
Halle Berry accepting the razi in person actually makes me love and respect her a lot more. Most actors would just not show up and save face, but she owns it and I respect that.
This movie is amazing, because they made the wrong creative decision at every turn.
Tmack yea it’s honestly incredible. Even the worst movies you can find, there’s still usually one or two good somewhat decisions you can point to. A broken clock is right twice a day. But this movie somehow did the near impossible and did everything wrong at every f’ing turn. It’s truly incredible
It's a well shot movie to be honest. But, the acting, writing and the plot itself is just unbearable and nonsensical.
I didn't understand why Chris didn't like that CGI scene, I thought it was cool.
@@DC-zi6se And what else you expected from director of
music videos?
@@TheRezro I think David Fincher started off as a director of music videos as well. But this director isn't as good as David Fincher.
Your neighborhood friend that scene where’s she on the motorcycle has to be one of the worst shot sequences I’ve ever seen in my life it gave me a headache
There was eleven cuts between Sharon Stone letting go and Sharon Stone hitting the ground.
ELEVEN.
And in some cuts she was flipping, and in others she looked like she was base jumping. Lol. What an awful death scene
HAHAAHAHAHA
Why do action films do this shit ? It's eye rape
I love Hallie Berry even more after seeing the clip of her accepting the Razzie award. Way to have a sense of humor. 😆
"Hollywood please make a good cat movie"?
'Oh that's easy. Let's adapt the musical!'
Oh... oh no...
Actually, that'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I can name an actual good watchable cat movie. I recommend check out "A Street Cat Named Bob" and the sequel "A Gift From Bob" both movies are true story and if you wanna a good cat movie, check out both movies instead
This movie was definitely written by people who never in their life met a woman... or cats... just googled basic facts about them
The director is gay, so he probably doesn't have a big interest in women. 😁
@@zodayn4767 or catwoman
Or how shadows are cast :P
@Derek Gleeson what what, ppl who don't know anything about the catwoman character
Googled stuff like "The cat in history" and "Cats.Women"
Love how cutting her unruly curly hair magically makes it straight without any needed maintenance.
**Cat magic** ✨🐈✨
Probably the most unrealistic part of the movie lol
@@yaritzamiranda921 legit had pause video lol cause manning I WISH was that a simple. [Would cut hair rn]
Silver Mist she biracial but no ones hair works like that 🤣😂
She's actually using a perm in another scene when she did the makeover but it didn't show it. I'm more impressed of how she can cut with 2 scissors so fast because apparently, cat can do that. Hell, I remember when I tried to cut my own hair, I struggle with one scissor!
"She's rescued by a cgi cat whose mouth we go inside of... that's probably somebody's fetish" Shane Dawson for sure
J Law would be Catwoman one day?
@@tiananesbitt7156 who's j law
@@amarigamer1192 Jennifer Lawrence
@@tiananesbitt7156 why couldn't you say Jennifer Lawrence's instead of saying j law
@@tiananesbitt7156 and WB already cast zoe Kravitz as Catwoman
The transition from the basketball scene to the music video is awesome
Before Joker came along, this was the only spin-off film of a Batman character we had.
Do pulp fiction not as a hilariocity but a 10 to 15 min
Thank god for Joker
And it wasn't good
Can you even classify this as a spin-off? It's not about Selina Kyle, it's not set in Gotham... It just happens to be called Catwoman.
What about Happy Feet XD lol Penguins
Little reminder that Terminator 2 cost the same as this movie: 100 millions. Without Arnie's salary,it would have been 70.
Wow, what a waste of so many groceries for the poor.
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@@AxxLAfriku man r u okay??
Speaking of Terminator 2, he needs to do a review of that masterpiece
LOL “groceries for the poor” stfu, funniest thing I’ve read in days
Pitof sounds like something Micheal Scott would say goes good with hummus
it sounds like a name you would choose when the they won't allow Alan Smithee
“She turned 40.” Chris Stuckmann
Oh, she turned 40? I thought she was only in her mid-thirties or something. Did she really turn 40? I can't even believe it! Hey, dude/lady, she turned 40! Unbelievable, right!?!? She may be 40, or perhaps, it may be Maybelline?
19:59 She turned 40
@@Marelfan Yep. She sure did! Did everyone know this?!
Best meme for that video period. 😂
"Ahhh catwoman, my old nemesis"
So is Chris hinting that he's actually Batman??
Brynley Jones Technically they’re more frenemies than anything else
Ben Wasserman
No, since Catwoman is Batman’s most frequent love interest and typically an ally.
Awesome 45 Yeah but they’re romance is so on again/off again that it occasionally goes into frenemy territory
Have you seen them both in the same place at the same time?
The youtuber cinematic universe
Chris: Hollywood, make a good cat film
The Aristocats: Am I a joke to you?
I don't know if that counts, but " The Brothers Grimm" has a very funny cat scene in it!
That's my favorite cat movie!
Was literally about to comment the same thing! Kudos to you :D
The Aristocats is my favorite cat movie. Much better than that.
I love The Aristocats
Loved that movie as a kid!
Not gonna lie, I'm enjoying Chris getting pissed off at this movie. It's hilarious.
Yeah, it's like a Hilariocity or something... wait a second.
Gives me AVGN or Angry Joe vibes (some of my favorite TH-camrs, especially the former) lol
It's way entertaining than the movie itself, i haven't even seen Catwoman but watch this video many times already lmaoooo
@@15Candles Same here. Haven't seen Catwoman(why would you want to?), but yeah, this is one of Chris's best Hilariocity's. Especially the whole "She Turned 40" montage. Hilarious. If I weren't already subscribed because of his love of anime and being an anime reviewer, it definitely would've been because of the Hilariocity videos. Especially this one and The Room, where he dressed like Tommy Wiseau and the other guy in that movie, and recreated the whole rooftop scene, hilariously. Seriously, there's plenty of reasons to want to subscribe to Chris Stuckmann. This dude knows what he's doing.
@@shawnfields2369 Chris deserved to be this insane, it's not his fault at all. The movie made him loses his mind 😂😂😂
Halle did exactly what the writer and director wanted her to do, at the best of her ability. Then took her Razzie with a smile and a joke. Class act.
Halle Barry was paid 14 milions.
For that money l will do this movie ,too.
Really? Even though it will prevent you from working with acclaimed actors or directors in respected movies? You don't want to be at family's home and people say "hey mommy was in catwoman".
@@1997residente When you have 14 millions in the bank, you don't give a shit
Actually she took a calculated risk.considering that she won a oscar that very year.imagine that winning a razzie and oscar the same year.after all the drama she forgot this movie and it did not effect her career.
1997residente she was in John Wick Parabellum and she kicked ass in a well done movie. Though I do get what you’re saying, I’d say she still works in some respectable films.
With that outfit?
Most of this review is just Chris laughing away the pain.
Can't say I blame him, laughter can get you through anything.
Laughing away the grandson
"It's a goddamn exterior shot!!" Is one of my favorite Stuckmann lines.
I watched this movie when I was quite young. At that time I was like "wooow cool" and also I really love cats. But as I got older and understanding more of plots, storylines, script writings, cinematographers, etc, I must say that this movie actually not as good as I had thought when I was younger.
But hey, give credit to Halle Berry for admitting that the movie sucks, lol. She's gorgeous in the movie. Nice costume-design. She's entertaining, sexy, funny, and captivating. I personally think she didn't deserve the hate.
And this movie is much better than CATS.
Same feelings actually, it's safe to say that it's really not a good movie, but it's honestly a guilty pleasure
Agree!!
I finally found my crew. People need to realize that this has nothing to do with comics there is no DC or Batman. These were the days when science fiction witty comedy movies were popular. Movies like shaggy dog being a good example. And Catwoman takes that route it doesn't necessarily take things seriously but just tries to entertain a casual non comic nerd audience.
@@rthur. It's no excuse that the final product is absolutely shit in just about every way. It's bad as a comic book adaptation, it's also bad as a movie
@@rthur. that’s no excuse for it to be the steaming pile of dog shit it is 😂
Dude, at 20 minutes I died. She turned 40.
SHE. TURNED. 40.
That's ancient in woman years and for models thats clearly plot worthy
@@Sp1n1985 true that is old for models but as for her motivation to kill ppl and her deal with her magic cream.. it seems a bit flimsy
This is secretly a psychological thriller about the biological clock, confirmed
Marcus INfinity forty is like nothing in terms of life’s longevity. But I guess by superficial modeling standards, it’s awful 😂
@@korudodragoon1
tbf what she actually says is that she became irrelevant and too old for the modelling industry, that is why she's harbouring resentment, not just because she's 40!
"Chris Stuckmann slowly goes insane over the course of 24 mins" should be the title of this video
And for gosh sake Chris, watch your language lol
Miss-teeq "Scandalous" is still such a bop though.
YESSS
I was just listening to it before watching this video 😂😩👊🏽
😂😂😂
"You know she turned 40"
The dog was like...Cat's, am I right?
Yes, that was really good.
Ok, so the lady who gives her catnip is Joaquim Phoenix's Joker's mother... Catwoman and Joker are part of the same universe.
Frances Conroy
Brian Aguilar
Is she related to Kevin Conroy, the voice of Batman in most of the animated adaptation?
Tha Botmon no
Brian Aguilar ☹️
She's always playing a crazy or weird lady in every role that she has. Watch American Horror Story, she's always playing an eccentric character on every season she's in. She's also playing Barney's mom in How I Met Your Mother who also weird.
No one can roast a movie quite like you Chris.
simp
@@6ix750 lol
Christina Butler;
Are you Bahamian?
If so, which island are you from?
@@leonardobraynen1524 Hi Leonardo, I am from the U.S.
@@crb7628 am so sorry for the mixup, Christina.
Its just THAT, as a Bahamian, i've grown up with the surname *BUTLER* as a household Bahamian name, thats all.
And you really look like a Bahamian also. You might be of Bahamian descent and dont know, I guess.
Which part of the States you from, Christina?
You ever been to the Bahamas before?
I have NEVER watched the movie. This is the most exposure I have ever experienced and... I’m glad I never did. 🙏🏼
You missed out.
21:59 - Wow, going frame by frame through this is almost inspiring. The amount of cuts is jawdropping here, and some cuts lasting for 7 frames, like that one kick where she inexplicably is upside down, but standing in the next cut. Amazing stuff. The three seconds from 22:06-22:09 has 12 god damn cuts.
"She turned 40..."
- Chris Stuckmann, 2020
"Lets not make this sexist at all by literally have our female super hero fight... Evil make up... you know... for the girl$"
"Also let's make her mentor who got fired from her job because of Male Academia and she's crazy as hell. "
"Let's also not make this sexist, by making the heroine's costume something a stripper or prostitute would wear."
I can’t wait to turn 40 so I can go on my rampage. Planning time!
I'd love to see a tim burton-esque remake of Catwoman...y'know, the way a Catwoman centric movie should be
Chris flailing his arms yelling, “We get paid to write CatWOOOman,” has to be my new favorite moment from him. He doesn’t get loud and bombastic too often (especially for a TH-camr), but when he does it’s absolutely hilarious.
For some reason, I thought of the 60's Batman show, like some corny writers actually talking about that and it absolutely cracked me up. I feel bad for Chris, but this Hilariocity was great!😆😆
He’s our savior for the quarantine 😝
i find him cringy, but i like his reviews
@@kaval-cb9kd Finally someone agree's with me lol
@@anthonyholder7230 i really like his content but comedy isn't made for him.
“She turned 40...”
*and so the final thread in Chris’ brain snapped and he was never the same again*
tell that to Chris's snapped brain
Btw Halle Berry is almost 40 in this movie lol
Eldar K pls. I’m not ready for such facts
37 in this
20:00 So I’m watching and enjoying your review as usual and you go on the hilarious “She turned 40!” trip. The really funny thing (and believe me, I am not making this up): next to me are a) my Nintendo Switch Animal Crossing Edition, and b) the exact Batman: The Long Halloween edition you were reading!
That “wow” moment aside, I loved your take on Catwoman. The only thing missing (in my opinion) was a mention of the completely awful costume, especially the mask which always makes me think of a Vollswagen (old) Beetle’s front trunk.
This is the most hilarious review I have ever seen. Thank you Chris for cheering me up!
I've never laughed so much at a Hilariocity - "she turned 40" - the writers celebrating the cream scene 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol rewatch it, he sounds like he's almost doing a Bill Cosby impersonation at one point! "With the jello pudding pops"
I feel like it's Sharon Stone telling her personal life.
When this movie came out, a local radio station in my area- Seattle/Tacoma- bought out all the tickets for two showings of this movie, and proceeded to give all the tickets out for free and encouraged everyone to come and heckle, make jokes, yell and scream and be loud and have fun, and the movie theater totally supported it. It was one of the funnest times I’ve ever had at a movie and I’ve never been to anything else like it. I’ll never forget it and I wish this was a somewhat regular occurrence with absolutely horrible movies like this. It was all in good fun, the theater was completely packed, and the jokes were flying! It was hilarious and the most fun I’ve ever had at a theater! For that, I will forever appreciate this movie, for all the wrong reasons lol.
That is a such a cool idea. I’d go to the theatre for that
You should totally go see Rocky Horror or The Room in theaters (if they still exist after quarantine). It's just like that.
That sounds fantastic!
They still supported the movie financially though
@@brianaguilar8283
Barely. That movie flop so hard that wouldn't even be a drop in the bucket.
But yeah this is the kind of movies need to be laughed at.
Halle Berry fresh off her oscar-winner I believe before the curse really took hold.
whenever im having a bad day and need a laugh or a pick me up i can always watch hilariocity videos and it helps me thank you chris
Fun fact Halle Berry's face is so symmetrically perfect that she is the one person who actually has neurons dedicated to her 🤗
I feel like giving Halle Berry crap for this movie is a mistake. Imagine you're handed that script and you need to figure out what to do. What do you do? I phone it in and just read the lines and get it over with. I feel like Berry went freaking method on this role. She saw that script and was like "I'm going to fucking become the cat."
And then she turned 40
@@WiloPolis03 Lmaooo
Usually people read the script before accepting the role.
She turned 40..
ScaryManiac Sometimes they rewrite the script after you sign.
“She Turned 40.”, Chris said in disbelief
Looking forward to his re-review when Chris turns 40 and realises everything changes.
I have laughed until a tear rolled down my face and then “ she turned 40”
Seems like this story would have been better for Clay Face, cause then he could have been an antihero maybe trying to save his own life since he used the same makeup!
It's funny as it's a very similar plot to clay face from batman animated series 1992. Roland daggers and face cream. It's what makes clay face clayface.
Why is nobody talking that the crazy cat lady is Arthur Fleck's mom in Joker?
This was foreshadowing her insanity.
And Barney Stinsons mother
@@brixcer5681 ahh yes
Oh yeah......she was good in that movie 🎥
1997residente also in the American horror story series
One of the worst parts of this movie was the fact that Cat Woman could just disappear and the movie would solve itself.
max ride Ha ha it’s my guilty pleasure though
@@smokythebear1004 Mine as well, lol
Sharon Stone wouldn’t have killed herself
Back when this movie came out, I was pretty much lusting after Halle Berry and I was getting so into the action sequences that I didn’t even think about how terrible it was. But now that I’m adult, I now realize that the critics weren’t exaggerating and that it is in fact terrible. Thank for doing this, Chris
This is powerful post but clarity
Cat puns, cat-chphrases, Sharon Tomb-Stone even Lois Griffin talking about sexual fantasies of the Detective. No wonder it's not an purr-fect movie since I saw that. Poor Halle Berry. She's always be beautiful in movies. Way to go, WB.
“she turned 40” reminds me of Jim Carrey’s “I’ve had better” scene from liar liar 😂😂😂😂
I think this pandemic is gonna kill Chris if he keeps making Hilariocities at such a high rate
His sanity can't take much more
First time I've ever heard of your channel, or watched you at all. Loved this review. Really funny, down to earth. Subbed!
Probably one of the most entertaining videos from Chris Stuckmann.
I just love the sequence of Chris having to take a break and go sit with the notion of "She turns 40". That was art.
Same here. Especially with the sequence having him play the Switch, and reading Batman: The Long Halloween. I thought it was hilarious and art, as well, dude.
That made me laugh so hard. :D
This movie tries to be Spider-Man so bad and fails miserably.
turned out more like daredevil
@@korudodragoon1 which also tried to be Spider-Man. But yeah, this film is more like Daredevil
korudodragoon1 I actually don’t mind daredevil, the director’s cut at least
@@lighthousepremiere2597 yeh, the director's cut is better than the actual film
loll
“She turns 40” 😂😂😂 best review
Please keep the Hilariocity reviews coming!! This made my night 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I died, BUT I LIVED!"
What an opening sequence, this is going to be such a treat lol
*This is easily the worst movie I've ever had the displeasure of witnessing. Glad you finally made the Hilariocity, Chris.*
So imagine u and ur buddies watch Dragon Ball Evolution, Catwoman and Wicker Man ... and then y'all watch The Room :-O.... I wonder if y'all would then c The Room as a comedy masterpiece Lmfu, this is all assuming y'all have never seen any of these movies before
WW84 will shit on MCU 🤣🤣
Wait until you watch Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever. You’ll have a newfound respect for Catwoman. 😉
Spud Matix the room is a masterpiece. At least when I watch I die laughing. This movie just makes me want to jump of a cliff.
Really? i've seen worst
The last time I tried watching this a couple of years ago, I barely got an hour in and turned it off. I for some reason want to try to make the journey again.
"This is dumb. This is stupid. Why are we doing this? Oh yeah, money." -How did you memorize the tagline so accurately?
You can say that to Disney for adapting their classic animated movie to live action and made it worse (except for The Jungle Book and Cinderella which i found both the only great Disney live action adaptation movie)
It may be top 5 worst comic book movies. But this is easily top 5 best Chris' review videos.
I can think of five worst. Supergirl, Superman 4, Hulk, Captain America (1990), Fant4tastic, Steel. I was going to say Batman and Robin but it's kinda so-bad-it's-good.
Catwoman isn't boring at least, those other six are.
@@davidminor4213 Daredevil and Green Lanter too
@@juanche978 Daredevil wasn't boring. Corny AF but not boring. Green Lantern was a snooze-fest, tho.
I would probably watch Daredevil before Catwoman really, but we're literally comparing shit to shit
@@davidminor4213 Steel was entertaining tho for all the wrong reasons. Shaq's acting was just laughable
Chris: *How sarcastic shall I be in this review?*
Chris: *Yes*
It’s hilarious seeing Chris’s rage slowly building 😂
Chris, Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties is already a great Hollywood cat movie and I'm disappointed you didn't mention that.
No it's not, that film sucks.
This movie is so cringe that even the short clips in this Hilariocity had me looking away.
OMRMJD Bloody hell glad I wasn’t the only one
That basketball scene... holy shit
same
Can we all just take a second and be thankful for Christopher Nolan. Thank you for giving us a Selina Kyle who’s just a crazy good cat burglar and doesn’t have freaky cat powers.
Or a weird supernatural resurection just come back with a completly new personality, why does she keep getting supernatural resurrections if she is just a human being with combat skills? atleast in here it makes sense i guess
Nolan wishes he were half as funny and humorous as Pitof's masterpiece.
it’s times like this I wish I actually knew you in real life so I could give you a high five a gigantic hug and an embarrassing amount of congratulations throughout the day just to show you how fucking hilarious you are and how well put together your videos are but this one tonight must be something in the air. You have me fucking rolling, laughing right now.❤😂
Oh shit, ai commented too soon, you just murdered my mind laughing at your own statement about it being awkward with the catnip HaHaHaHaHaHahhahHah
I'm not kidding you when Chris said "what's she like when she fu..." An ad played lol
I'm pretty sure it's on purpose.
Same here homie lol 😆 😂
It just happened
Same 😂
The camera was moving around so much in that basketball sequence, I just about threw up... OH MY it's happening again, in the motorcycle scene...
“Then I Turned 40”
Best villain motivation to surpass Thanos’ and Killmonger’s.
Yes
Almost died choking on water while laughing so hard at the litter box commentary. This is gold.
This is by far your best video on youtube!
The “she turned 40” montage music gave me Its always sunny in Philadelphia vibes lol
Joshua Grijalva 😂
Cops: "Why'd you do it?"
Sharon: "Midlife crisis."
Am I the only one that remembers when Now TV (In the uk) have this movie 5 stars?
*"Why there aren't good Cat movies?"*
*AristoCats, The Cat Returns, Cat People (1942) and Cats Don't Dance* : Excuse me?
A Street Cat Named Bob, A Christmas Gift From Bob (also cat movie, based on a true story) : Are we a joke to you???
Life of Pi is a good cat movie Richard Parker is practically the second protagonist
I still love Roger Ebert's video review of Catwoman: "There are three good things in this movie. Halle Berry's face, Halle Berry's body and Halle Berry's costume. Those are first rate. Everything else is unbelievably bad!" I agree.
I don't even agree about the costume. Those are donkey ears.
The costume is bad though except the first one but for sex appeal they are both great
@@williamblakehall5566 I could do without the donkey ears but I've yet to see a Catwoman mask that didn't look cheesy.
I'm in stitches. One of your best reviews
im definitely a subscriber now btw i first found your channel from ihe years ago when you reviewed that bug movie with the caterpillar that did not actually eat the leaf it just took me forever to check out your channel XDDD
When Patience’s friend said “Bone” I literally closed my eyes for 20 seconds in disbelief.
I think, “I guess that’s somebody’s fetish” might be one of the most iconic Stuckmann lines
Indeed.
Right up there with, "You can possibly remain conscious".
Furry Vore
19:44 best part 😂😂👌🏾
By far the funniest review you have done
“What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?” - Ed Helms, 2009
Chance Ondriezek oh yummmm yuuuuumm yum yum yum yummy yum yum
I miss the 1st Hangover
@Sharkonabicycle but if he's been killed by crystal meth tweakers, tiger collapses, well then we're shit out of luck
The best cat movie we’ve gotten is Cats Don’t Dance.
Think about that.
Yep. Underrated
Aristo-cats es a really great animated movie.
Mike Myers The Cat In the Hat was nice.
@@internetmovieguy NO!
Cats is the best cats movie
My editing teacher at film school literally showed us the basketball scene as an example of how not to make a scene
💀
It must've been so awkward to have to sit in class with other students and watch that scene
Maybe your teacher should also showed the Taken 3 editing scene of Liam Neeson climbing a fence or every action scenes that's directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, those two are also study worthy for how to not make a scene lol
Funny thing about the basketball scene. I was a big Mis-Teeq fan (they were bigger here in the UK and Ireland) and "Scandalous" was one of my favourite songs, and I was so excited that they got to have it in a 'big' film. Then I grew up and learned all about what Catwoman actually was.
I'm embarrassed to say I was an extra In this movie. It was cool seeing Halle Berry though (she came to greet us in full Cat Woman attire)
I hope for her sake it was a warm day
Wait, really? No shit?
Naufal Prima, yes really. I've been background acting for 30 years and sometimes you get to meet some cool stars 😁
To quote the great film critic Roger Ebert.
“There’s 3 good things about Catwoman”
“Halley Berry’s costume”
“Halley Berry’s body”
“Halley Berry’s face”
“Those are first rate”
"Catwoman" is a movie about Halle Berry's beauty, sex appeal, figure, eyes, lips and costume design. It gets those right. Everything else is secondary, except for the plot, which is tertiary. "
To be honest, that costume was awful.
@@oliviawilliams6204 idk I think it's pretty hot
I remember when I was ten and this movie was on dvd and I thought that it was so iconic I watched it every afternoon when I came home from school. I honestly couldn't understand the bad reviews until now.😂😂😂
9:24 Your Jim Gaffigan delivery of “Oh, hi. Welcome to my house - CATNIP!” was the best. I’m sure your performance is better than anything in this godawful movie that I refuse to ever, ever see. You’ve shown me more than I ever needed. I want those minutes back, man!!