>living in weird platforming challenge dimension >almost die of dehydration >use mushroom to be revived after death >repeat for months >begin to enjoy being revived as the misery of death via dehydration is the least severe post-revival >start falling into the instant death pit to skip the worst parts of dehydration >develop pavlovian response to respawning >start jumping into the death pit when i feel any negative sensation >live forever but die forever am i cooked?
depends on the death pit, if there's fire in the pit, absolutely yes if there's spikes you'd only be *skewered*, but that doesnt exclude potential future grilling, given how nice kebabs are
but what if the instant death pit is a bottomless pit? an infinite abyss? at the very least deep enough where you will still die of natural causes before ever reaching the bottom which is the point i'm trying to make?
"The ice doesn't melt, so the entire level is below freezing" man I know you wanted this one to work, but you're going to die of hypothermia in that case.
if you can break off some wood from the surface of the blocks (should at least be easier in the cold) you might be able to make a fire with that two stick method you always see in movies, and since you're getting dropped in with the clothes on your back i think you MIGHT have a shot if you happen to get isekai'd while wearing a winter coat that said, even if that all does work, you'd run out of breakable wood eventually and there's a pretty good chance you just freeze to death while making the fire, or whiff one of the jumps you'd need to get to that part of the area bc you won't be as agile with a bigass coat on
I'm going to give the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps this ice is magical, since we see an ice cube in Delfino Airstrip and another in Noki Bay that never melt, despite the established heat. And to get around the watermelon in the Sunflower Void potentially going bad, either the close proximity to the nevermeltice keeps it from going bad, or there's no microorganisms in the Sunflower Void eating away at it like there are in the real world, so there's no concern for it going bad.
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Collecting the 1-Up Mushroom fully refills Fludd's water, so eating it would provide you with both nutrition and hydration. So in secret levels with 1-Up mushrooms you can survive one or two extra days.
@@darkblaze66_86 That's irrelevant. The 1-Up still has a Fludd's worth of water in it, whether Fludd is present or not. This isn't some game world where the 1-Up writes a max value to Fludd, this is real life, and that dang mushroom is disgustingly sopping wet.
Mario: _shows up for vacation_ Delfino police: "JAIL!" OnADock: _steals every piece of fruit and squats in every building on the island_ Delfino Police: "I sleep"
He was framed for mass graffiti that threatened the livelihood of Isle Delfino though. Said graffiti caused the Shine Sprites to scatter. I imagine that may be why the Piantas are on edge and untrustworthy of Mario. It could be that they welcome outsiders, but their trust is rattled to a degree when Bowser Jr. Used his magic brush to create said graffiti that ends up putting the island in a precarious situation.
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When you were pondering the practicality of fighting a Pianta I was laughing because if those things can throw a rotund 5'1 man that far, they can probably just pick you up and rip you in half with little effort
Good video. A couple things: About Tall Grass Minigame: There's a Pianta who implies he has searched that area for *thirty-eight years* so rain must fall very frequently for him to have survived that long. He doesn't say he's lived there specifically, but I think the joke is supposed to be that he's a terrible explorer who can't find the thing he's looking for even when it's literally been living above his head for decades. Unless you want to argue that, as tree/mountain people Piantas can store water in their body better. Like camels. What I think the actual issue is the one bird there is a named bird (the Red Bird of Happiness) which makes me think it's special. So it's not a renewable food source, so if you didn't count the enemies you'd starve(and I think Pokeys are made of paint in this game, so you probably can't, even if it apparently is tasty.) Seems to me you could survive in Pinna Park if you just ate and drank during the day, then when the park closed you go outside to your little tent. Maybe sneak out a fruit for a late night snack. This assumes the park is open every day however, and most parks aren't. So you'd be starving on holidays like Christmas. You'd have to sneak in and that carries the same risks. And even if you think that's just me making stuff up that doesn't exist in the game, the park DOES close down in-game (Episode 2) so it's clearly a thing that happens. This doesn't actually impact survivability but I think Hotel Delfino is supposed to suck. The hotel manager is kind of shady, the employees almost never have drinks stocked out in the huts, and a hotelgoer complains about a massive leak in one of the bathrooms over the course of several episodes. Most of that is just from dialogue, so take that as you will. So maybe it wouldn't be so nice, but I guess comparably it's still one of the best. Thank you for providing a platform for which to ponder useless hypotheticals, such subjects are my favorite.
Same thing I thought for the Pinna Park... I think he was just a bit too focused on his idea to find shelter in the park to realize that was a possibility.
Then just stockpile food for when it's closed (painta park) although that depends on how long it closes, but you would at least be able to sneak in less frequently.
11:40 it's not the fall that kills, it's the sudden stop at the end. But what if there is no stop. You fall accelerate at whatever gravity Isle Delfino has until you reach terminal velocity and endure the wind burns until you go into shock and die. Leaving your corpse to perpetually fall.
Meanwhile the machine itself just gives you a concussion immediately upon launch, probably killing you immediately. And if that doesn't, falling into the machine after will
O-O Oh gods that is horrible. By the way, in video games terminal velocity is (nearly) always 9.81 - that's maximum gravity. Devs don't touch mass, really. Everything falls as fast as it can as soon as about a second at most has passed. Which also means that unless something else imparts a force upon you, odds are that gravity itself actually won't be powerful enough to kill you unless you land on your head or hit a corner or whatever. You may fall longer, but never faster. The impact surface is the only potential killer here.
@@OverbiteGames I understand 9.81m/s² is what is typical on earth and a lot of good authors keep to what they know but game developers especially ones of platformers play with that number beyond recognition. Mario in particular, famously, has higher gravity applied to him in the second half of his jump arc, breaking the expected parabola shape you get with a constant force of gravity.
The presence of dead Blooper and Bloopad bodies in the fishing boats of Ricco Harbor implies that these enemies are edible despite them probably being made of goop. What does goop even taste like?
Well there's a guy in Delfino Plaza who talks about how the goop tastes sweet, almost like candy. Mind you that's the brown chocolaty looking goop and not the black stuff from Ricco Harbor, it's fair to assume that the black goop legit tastes like eating squid ink. Mind you based on the fact that the bloopers never actually splat into goop upon death, it's a fair assumption that at the very least some bloopers aren't made from goop.
@@Robbie_Haruna I had the black goop in mind, and was thinking it would taste like licorice That was before seeing your comment. Didn't know the game ever confirmed any goop at all tasted like candy, that's just what I envisioned because it felt Mario-like to me. That's a neat coincidence. Though, I did know that the pollution goop was designed not to look very filthy so it's more appealing for the eyes. So that knowledge with the prior info, I think the brown goop is like chocolate, and the black is like licorice. Oh I just looked it up, the other colors, pink and turquoise. I imagine they taste like fruit roll ups. So a pink lemonade and a blue raspberry
@@calemr There are vendors selling generic fish in Ricco Harbor, so I guess that counts. It is confirmed that the reason why all the enemies in Super Mario Sunshine look so weird is because Bowser Jr. drew them and didn’t know exactly how to do so correctly. Blue Cataquacks are one of the few enemies implied to be native to Isle Delfino despite collapsing into goop if you lead them into water (they avoid water unless they chase you while you are hovering).
@@AlexDown1 Now, I don't know if the other goops would necessarily have a taste, at least the electric stuff that looks like it tastes like something sour. Not sure that one and the Fiery goop in Pianta Village would be considered edible lol. But at the very least the goop tasting sweet like candy makes a lot of sense when you consider Bowser Jr. is a child.
Theoretically, Gelato Beach's watermelon festival would mean that people of the area farm watermelons. It'd make good work, and food, if you can convince someone to help you start. And since it's a festival, you'd know when it comes around. If not for work, I'm sure you could spare a few seeds and start your own little farm.
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I'm pretty sure the piantas are normally friendly, but are only angry at Mario for defiling their island (which is Bowser Jr. disguised as Mario), so I'd have to say that the "ropes" wouldn't be coming out for you or me, but it's also a nice thing to take into account since the enemies (like Petey Piranha) are defenitely still hostile
I love these “How/Can you survive in *insert fictional world*” videos. They’re really unique, fun and really makes you appreciate the design and world building of these places. I haven’t got a specific game in mind for another video like this besides maybe Mario Odyssey or Bowser’s Fury, but I would really like you to continue making videos like these, they’re engaging and entertaining, keep up the good work lad 👍🏿
Technically if you want to use the game logic, any level with a one up mushroom is infinitely survivable, as they respawn every time you do. It would be a terrible life, because you'd be constantly dying of dehydration every 72 hours, but it is survivable indefinitely!
@@Clover864 That was said, but the game logic was brought into consideration multiple times, as well as coming back to life after consuming one up mushrooms. I'm basing this off things that were actually said in the video.
@@MoxiePoss at 0:50 they mention that they have to survive with nothing but the clothes on their back, but it doesn’t mention game logic like one ups as part of that
Bro you aren't surviving more than seconds in the volcano. That ambient temp is gonna broil you like a lobster in seconds painfully. I'd rather take the diving levels honestly.
Also, a lot of the bonus levels aren't just set in "an alternate dimension". There are stars around you, meaning you're in space. Meaning no air, and worse, a vacuum. That's gonna kill you faster than... pretty much everything but the lava.
@@iantaakalla8180 the lava in the volcano will be between 700 and 1300 degrees and a density of around 3 g/cm³. (the air around it would be cooler) Iron has a melting point if 1538 degrees. Not only would a regular boat made of steel not melt, it would also swim on it.
10:40 this is actually true. At least in Mario Galaxy. You can see mario fly back to the ship with the star. presumably using the power of the star to transport him back. So that's pretty spot on.
6:20 Actually, palm trees can be cut down and eaten for their 'heart' which is around 1 calorie per gram. You can also wring out the pulp inside the tree for water.
One thing about Ricco Harbor: there _is_ actually a _single_ coconut tree on a ledge by the cliff. Doesn’t really change anything because fruit machine, but I wanted to point it out.
This is a very subjective video so I have a lot of things to think about *Things I agreed with* - I like the idea of Mario just "jumping out of" the secret rooms via Shine Sprite - Mario can somehow restore health when he collects coins, but I think that's just a gameplay mechanic, they probably aren't edible *Things I didn't agree with* - The Bianco folk are not xenophobic around Mario, they're just mad because they can't tell him apart from Shadow Mario - A few NPCs state that the paint is technically edible, and supposedly tastes sickly-sweet *Extra ways to survive* - The people at Gelato Beach, Pinna Park, and Blooper Racetrack might be generous enough to offer you water for a short time - You could probably befriend the sandbird (and ride it who-knows-where!) if you weren't a video game hero - Maybe you could ride the flying Stu creatures to the watermelons in Hotel Secret Top-floor Lobby Thing
Counter argument: If the owner of the cabana does, in fact, call the police, you will be taken to jail. Food, water, shelter. Not glamorous, but an easy solution
I think a person could probably live comfortably in any place where there are other sentient beings by becoming a carpenter / handyman, excluding peach and bowser and Bowser junior- all of the sentient creatures in the game have clubs for hands, so fine motor functions probably come at a premium. Unless they have really strong lips and teeth and get shit done with those, but even then you're gonna be so much more efficient.
I think a good chuck of the levels marked as survivable indefinitely would actually be survive temporarily. The thing is, food and water are nice but if the food doesn't have enough nutrients then you'll die of malnutrition instead of starvation
24:15 if the assumption is that somebody could CATCH you sleeping here, it’s quite likely that they have night security guards, and if you could snag that position, you could access the full good and water amenities of the part during night without the heat to bother you, and then just find somewhere just outside the park or out of sight to sleep during the day. Homeless, yes, but very well survivable
It's interesting how this genre of video always ends up coming down to: does the world we're supposed to survive with work on video game logic or real world logic? Because if it's by real world logic every npc should be sentient and you could befriend then and get their help to survive asking them to bring you food from other places on the island, if it's by video game logic however we gotta consider time actually doesn't move in this game so it'd gonna be eternal daytime which would probably make our biology get kinda whacky too and make us go insane
THIS. Realistically speaking, supply routes would be a thing, so once you get past establishing yourself, you can just order the stuff you need yourself, and help the transport staff take your groceries home!
I mean if it's real world logic, there should already be food, shelter, and water in all the places where people actually live. Cause people live there.
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@@semajniomet981 Shorting to cuz isn't wrong. Cuz that's just how language works. Goodbye comes from "God be with you" and then people shortened it until it's incomprehensible.
25:00 you could make a leaf tent to sleep in and visit the park every day to drink and maybe try to stock up on food as much as possible so you aren't required to visit the park every day. If you could get hired you can make your home more comfortable too
28:12 “This one just likes go-karting and tennis!” Also that one: Kidnaps people and puts them in paintings multiple times in the Luigi’s Mansion games.
I think the one level with the one ice cube and melon should also have the egg blocks counted too. It's a trickier food source, but if you can make it to the melon to begin with you've already navigated that part successfully
27:14 if the entire level is below freezing then you have new problems to deal with. either you can survive normally and the watermelon rots or you're in a giant refrigerator and you're going to die from exposure in a matter of hours
Pretty sure you're still gonna experience severe nutritional deficiency in the bonus stages with the watermelons. You can't subsist on watermelon alone. Assuming you don't die of exposure to the cold first.
Honestly, the Pianta Village secret would be even more deadly if you didn't wanna stay in one place. All it takes is talking to one of the Piantas there and whoops, you're soaring dozens of feet skyward, and whether or not you land on the next platform your spine'll be the world's shittiest accordion when you inevitably hit something. As for Corona Mountain, it can be hundreds of degrees (fahrenheit) sitting just _outside_ an active volcano. Forget heat stroke, you're literally cooked if you decide you want to make THAT your survival area. Also also, for the areas where you can survive alone...you're gonna go completely whacko sooner or later without something to occupy you or someone to keep you company.
Sorry but the watermelon and ice level is just bait. I don't doubt the maths, but I doubt you can make the jump, and even if you can there's nothing you can grab onto. It's a shame but it's not actually survivable
I think that one very important aspect of the Chuckster level that you missed is the fact that the Chucksters themselves are able to survive there. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had some sort of mystical water source or something. And they could probably eat the Strollin’ Stus.
Love this video a lot! For Pinna Park, i would drink from the sprinklers and chill around and eat food, enjoy the festivities and whatnot. And then when the park closes for the day, i am gonna assume nightfall will hit. So ill just chillax on the beach under a tree or on the random boat that just sits there not being used.
I have great news about shelter in Pinna Park. While I'm not sure how to get in. There is a massive underground facility that used to house a robotic Bowser. So if that got cleaned out by the destruction of the mech then there's a huge place no one is using (given the park owner didn't even realize it was there) free for the taking
La-Mulana would be a fun place to survive in with its varied and surreal environments and the added comedy of watching a paper fish get lost in an exceptionally intricate labyrinth while searching for footage
32:55 I think this one actually isn't as grim as you make it out to be- if you can get the glass to break, you can get tools that you can use to carve handholds in the wood and climb out. Since the glass's so thick I think getting a crack to start would be a problem though, but I think it's possible if you ripped up the floor to get firewood and a fire drill and then lit a fire such that it gets a part of the glass really hot. Then, you quickly extinguish the fire and piss on the hot glass, it'll crack due to the rapid cooling.
@@polarknight5376 That... isn't quite accurate. Gorillas don't eat any meat, unless you count insects. Same for orangutans. And even chimps mostly hunt cause they LIKE meat, they can survive just fine never eating it. But it is true that a diet of only watermelon would probably be missing a whole lot of important nutrients.
so, regarding the 1 up mushrooms in the secret levels... those come back every time you die... so you can actually die as many times as you're willing, You should have included a "Death Eternal" section for those. And in regards to the Yoshi Go Round secret... I have one precursor question to the ice and Melon... How exactly do you plan on reaching the melon to dig in?
I could have sworn this was your second video on “can you survive in X video game?” But I can’t seem to find the first one. Either way I really enjoyed this!
Pina Park is easy, just drink in the day, hollow out a few of the infinite gourds to store water ahead of closing time, and sleep out on the beach at night.
I think the Piantas especially don't like Mario because they think he was responsible for the goop all over the place, that's why he was also taken to court. I doubt that they would treat every person like that, they just have heard very bad things about Mario in beforehand.
@@henrietic Not fight: Hunting. usually very athletic males, stabbing fish by diving in, swimming for a bit, and then thrusting an spear, usually wooden, forward.
On peanut park you don't even have to stay on the park, make a shelter outside, get the fruit from outside, when you're thirsty just go into the park for water
Going to be honest, the png drawing pufferfish expressions absolutely turns already good humor into great humor, favorite bit was talking about fighting a pianta
I personally feel that mario only takes damage without a hat because it's hurting his ego. as in mario 64 he took MORE damage. Mario has an emotional dependency to his hat.
@stanzacosmi He counted sections/sub-areas separate. As long as they aren't directly linked; iin this case you'd likely need a boat to reach the plaza.)
@@papapineapple Yeah, and what do you use to reach it? A boat. You just talk to the guy and he takes you to and from the plaza, albeit with the cost of not having a single sea shanty on the ride according to him, which is a horrible cost to bear but it exists.
I think one thing being overlooked here is the watermelons contain seeds. As the ice cubes contain plenty of water, there is a good chance that you could regrow these watermelons, perhaps by planting them in the sand, and harvest the water from those watermelons to reuse in growing other watermelons. You could use the sand to filter anything out. If done right, you'd have a replenishable supply of water and watermelon assuming they always grow to such large sizes!
"If this video does well enough, I can look at how survivable other games are as well" Every time I find a channel doing this I'm surprised to find out that it's their first time making one of these.. and then I subscribe only to find myself a year later with no additional uploads of this particular content. ;-; It's a curse. Longest I've seen was Pretzel - made it to three before Valve's goons got them.
One more point for the hotel: Some places like that *do* actually offer board to the employees as part of the employment. Whether staff can reside at the hotel depends on things like local regulations, the location, room availability, and management policies. But since we don't see anything saying employees *don't* live at the hotel... One problem with the Yoshi-Go-Round's secret, along with anywhere else the only food is Watermelon: Watermelon is a natural diuretic, meaning eating nothing but Watermelon for even a few days is going to cause a lot more issues, such as diarrhea, meaning you'd be... losing more moisture and calories than you gain from eating it after a few days. Also: Something you neglected in your living equation, eventually someone would probably call the cops on the dude living out of a tent on the beach, or loitering around the amusement park for months on end, or stealing fruit out of stalls, or spear fishing out of the ocean without any sort of permit. You *could* live in these places if they were just natural areas, but eventually, you'd be *made* to leave thanks to the civilization that dominate the areas.
30:38 I disagree, for one those brick look like they're held together with compressed sand or sandstone. Also humans are A LOT stronger than you give them credit for, and 5 to 8 years is plenty of time to scrape away at those blocks to get to the other melon blocks. Assuming there isn't anything you can use to make a brick busting tool.
i mean the people of bianco hills i think just don't trust mario so as long as you don't look exactly like mario I think you're good there. also noki bay is covered in shade so I think shelter isn't a problem there, even if you couldn't find any
@@wadespencer3623that’s just because wanted posters are black and white. So the civilians can’t tell which one is wanted. And the cops are just color blind.
25:00 you definitely could survive, at least for a while. Just go into the park during regular hours to get fresh water, shade, and other materials. And then, when the park closes, just go back to you palm tent to sleep and get food. You can also enter any time you want to during the day. You might even be able to like sell your fresh pineapples to the park’s customers. In conclusion, it might not be comfortable, but you’d still have food, shelter, water, and maybe even some money
I mean... If the watermelon doesn't rot because by using the ice logic, then if means that the beach also wouldn't become night, so you wouldn't be able to drink tap water from the bar.
The fact that the water Mellon won’t rot and the ice won’t melt is physically possible by the level being bellow freezing is and can therefore be taken as accurate. Time not progressing isn’t physically possible and therefore cannot be taken as accurate. Especially because choosing different levels shows that time does in fact diagetically progress.
24:59 For pina park (I think it’s called) couldn’t you just never sleep in the park and just stay outside in a leaf hut but go inside for food and water at daytime?
I would consider the sand bird to be death under 72 hours because you'll need more hydration than normal since you need to stay constantly moving and cannot sleep + it seems quite sunny
What if be curious to know is not just how survivable the stages are, but how many of the shine sprites are feasibly collectable by a human. Like, what if YOU were put in Mario’s exact circumstances, but you had no flood, no jump man powers, and couldn’t just recover all injuries by picking up money? You can’t leave the game world until you 100% it, but you can freely traverse between stages and survive off of any resources from any stages, would it be easier to just give up on trying to leave and live on their luxury resort island?
I would love to see this type of content for other games. Especially Zelda games since maybe you could possibly equate the dungeons to the levels in Mario sunshine.
You can replant fruits. It's not as nutritious as potato/corn/grain, so it might require more calories to plant them and harvest than you would gain eating them, but it should be okay-ish if weather good. Shelter could be made by falling the trees and with grass/moss/leaves. 6:20 - there IS actually a source of water. You could drill almost any tree and get a bit of juice, I guess it's called sap in english. So if this trees alive they have moisture in them. And this makes any level with tree livable. Also, the juice of most trees have a bit of calories in them, so you could last really long on it. If we assume trees immortal, or there is a mechanism they can grow there, then you could improve concentration of calories, and in the end survive of that. Technically, with chemicals you could make logs into sugar, but I dunno can you get them in those levels. So the only problem is - some tree juices are poisonous, but small part of them, and even then you could probably do something about it. And if we assume trees are renewable, then you could also make a house. So, with proper skills and magic trees any tree level comfortable. But yes, without them most people would die of dehydration and some would last a bit more on sap with no idea what to do next. 13:25 - plant the seeds, you have earth under grass and one melon have a lot of seeds. It takes 3 months for it to grow, so you might need to dry part of watermelon to have at least 2-4 hundreds calories per day for last couple months to make your metabolism going at eating your own fat and then muscles. It's easier than tree only levels tho, as it doesn't require special skills or renewable magic trees to survive, so I would say it is universally comfortable level. And, as I said, you could drink sap, and doing only that is somewhat easy unlike mass sap harvesting and then concentration. 17:40 - depends on type of fungi, but probably mushroom could grow on sawdust, and dissolve it to make it it's own nutrition. But the question is - are wooden blocks renewable? If not, then even if you would succeed in making fungi colony big enough to support your nutrition and moisture needs, eventually you would die. I dunno how effective the fungi is, so for 40 years of life you might need anywhere from 10 to 1000 tons of wood. IF there is that much wood, then the only question is - could you spread your fungi colony fast enough for your first hydration. Theoretically you could distill water from your piss and last longer, but you would loose a lot of moisture into the air every time. So, it's possible in theory, but in practice it is a real skill check for the even the best survivalist. 19:00 - distill water from salt water. You could do it passively, or by boiling. 22:16 - no trees, no fungi, nothing. Nothing you could do. You might be lucky and have some on yourself, but good luck getting nutrition out of Dermatophyte, even more so - out of amount you could grow from amount nails and hair you have. Scientifically possible to make something out of that eventually, but with time you have before dehydration - 0%. It would take at least moths, if not years for selection to make a strain capable of making something nutritious for you and best suited for sawdust, and I also can't find wood. Congratulations, first absolutely impossible level. 24:35 - as I established earlier, quite easy to survive outside with basic skills. 25:10 - I spotted the fungi. There is also crates, wood-looking parts and creatures, that if made out of flesh can be good bed for colony. Amount could be too low tho, so slow death even if you are ultimate survivalist with chemistry skills. 30:52 - FUNGI! Although, yeah, good (bad?) chance of faster dehydration. I skipped some levels with similar concepts Edit: there is some water even in driest wood, that released by burning, but I don't know how to collect it reliably. Just a side note.
>living in weird platforming challenge dimension
>almost die of dehydration
>use mushroom to be revived after death
>repeat for months
>begin to enjoy being revived as the misery of death via dehydration is the least severe post-revival
>start falling into the instant death pit to skip the worst parts of dehydration
>develop pavlovian response to respawning
>start jumping into the death pit when i feel any negative sensation
>live forever but die forever
am i cooked?
i tag this comment "philosophical fiction"
Immortality through infinite mortality
I pove the idea of like some philosopher saying "am i cook" when talking about immortality
depends on the death pit, if there's fire in the pit, absolutely yes
if there's spikes you'd only be *skewered*, but that doesnt exclude potential future grilling, given how nice kebabs are
but what if the instant death pit is a bottomless pit? an infinite abyss? at the very least deep enough where you will still die of natural causes before ever reaching the bottom which is the point i'm trying to make?
"The ice doesn't melt, so the entire level is below freezing" man I know you wanted this one to work, but you're going to die of hypothermia in that case.
@@pyritenightmare I came down here to say this. He took heat into account for all the other levels but breezed past trying to live in a freezer lmao
How about the ice block in the air strip that does melt and it's definitely not cold 😂😂
if you can break off some wood from the surface of the blocks (should at least be easier in the cold) you might be able to make a fire with that two stick method you always see in movies, and since you're getting dropped in with the clothes on your back i think you MIGHT have a shot if you happen to get isekai'd while wearing a winter coat
that said, even if that all does work, you'd run out of breakable wood eventually and there's a pretty good chance you just freeze to death while making the fire, or whiff one of the jumps you'd need to get to that part of the area bc you won't be as agile with a bigass coat on
I mean, watermelon skin parka
I'm going to give the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps this ice is magical, since we see an ice cube in Delfino Airstrip and another in Noki Bay that never melt, despite the established heat. And to get around the watermelon in the Sunflower Void potentially going bad, either the close proximity to the nevermeltice keeps it from going bad, or there's no microorganisms in the Sunflower Void eating away at it like there are in the real world, so there's no concern for it going bad.
“can i beat a pianta to death with my bare hands?”
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"There's no Rico Harbor Department of Labor Statistics" Not yet there isn't. We need to get AnyAustin on this.
Actually! Austin did a video on it! "Delfino Plaza has a 26% unemployment rate" so there is infact, a Rico Harbour Department of Labour Statistics.
@@damiand6818 This is true, but I think he only covered true/false employment.. not average income, which is what OnADock was asking for. Further investigation might be needed, lol
@@sprankton Good news! He just made a video about it!
@@patrickmorrey8722 Oh dang he did, neat
Collecting the 1-Up Mushroom fully refills Fludd's water, so eating it would provide you with both nutrition and hydration. So in secret levels with 1-Up mushrooms you can survive one or two extra days.
Also if you lose a life in one of those levels ¿would the 1-Up mushroom respawn?
One of the starting restrictions is that each situation is that of a normal human without anything extra. Flood is not a resource you have access to
@@darkblaze66_86 That's irrelevant. The 1-Up still has a Fludd's worth of water in it, whether Fludd is present or not. This isn't some game world where the 1-Up writes a max value to Fludd, this is real life, and that dang mushroom is disgustingly sopping wet.
@@MetroAndroid Does.. that also mean that coins contain a medkit? Or at least some form of healing..
The cricketers would break your legs
Mario: _shows up for vacation_
Delfino police: "JAIL!"
OnADock: _steals every piece of fruit and squats in every building on the island_
Delfino Police: "I sleep"
He was framed for mass graffiti that threatened the livelihood of Isle Delfino though. Said graffiti caused the Shine Sprites to scatter. I imagine that may be why the Piantas are on edge and untrustworthy of Mario. It could be that they welcome outsiders, but their trust is rattled to a degree when Bowser Jr. Used his magic brush to create said graffiti that ends up putting the island in a precarious situation.
@@josephconover5270 they literally saw him arrive and still didn't give a damn in the court case. They dont cate
You can steal the fruit with no consequence BECAUSE it infinitely respawns. Look at those Piantas! They don't even react!
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When you were pondering the practicality of fighting a Pianta I was laughing because if those things can throw a rotund 5'1 man that far, they can probably just pick you up and rip you in half with little effort
They also play baseball using literal palm trees as bats.
Nah, I'd win.
That's true irl too
Being 5'1 has that effect.
But gain an extra foot of height and suddenly it's YOU that's the doomslayer.. or lanky kong.
Good video. A couple things:
About Tall Grass Minigame: There's a Pianta who implies he has searched that area for *thirty-eight years* so rain must fall very frequently for him to have survived that long. He doesn't say he's lived there specifically, but I think the joke is supposed to be that he's a terrible explorer who can't find the thing he's looking for even when it's literally been living above his head for decades. Unless you want to argue that, as tree/mountain people Piantas can store water in their body better. Like camels. What I think the actual issue is the one bird there is a named bird (the Red Bird of Happiness) which makes me think it's special. So it's not a renewable food source, so if you didn't count the enemies you'd starve(and I think Pokeys are made of paint in this game, so you probably can't, even if it apparently is tasty.)
Seems to me you could survive in Pinna Park if you just ate and drank during the day, then when the park closed you go outside to your little tent. Maybe sneak out a fruit for a late night snack. This assumes the park is open every day however, and most parks aren't. So you'd be starving on holidays like Christmas. You'd have to sneak in and that carries the same risks. And even if you think that's just me making stuff up that doesn't exist in the game, the park DOES close down in-game (Episode 2) so it's clearly a thing that happens.
This doesn't actually impact survivability but I think Hotel Delfino is supposed to suck. The hotel manager is kind of shady, the employees almost never have drinks stocked out in the huts, and a hotelgoer complains about a massive leak in one of the bathrooms over the course of several episodes. Most of that is just from dialogue, so take that as you will. So maybe it wouldn't be so nice, but I guess comparably it's still one of the best.
Thank you for providing a platform for which to ponder useless hypotheticals, such subjects are my favorite.
I'm gonna say that the Piantas can just survive for a long time with no food or water, because of the chuckster secret level
Same thing I thought for the Pinna Park... I think he was just a bit too focused on his idea to find shelter in the park to realize that was a possibility.
Then just stockpile food for when it's closed (painta park) although that depends on how long it closes, but you would at least be able to sneak in less frequently.
11:40 it's not the fall that kills, it's the sudden stop at the end. But what if there is no stop. You fall accelerate at whatever gravity Isle Delfino has until you reach terminal velocity and endure the wind burns until you go into shock and die. Leaving your corpse to perpetually fall.
Meanwhile the machine itself just gives you a concussion immediately upon launch, probably killing you immediately. And if that doesn't, falling into the machine after will
O-O Oh gods that is horrible.
By the way, in video games terminal velocity is (nearly) always 9.81 - that's maximum gravity. Devs don't touch mass, really. Everything falls as fast as it can as soon as about a second at most has passed. Which also means that unless something else imparts a force upon you, odds are that gravity itself actually won't be powerful enough to kill you unless you land on your head or hit a corner or whatever. You may fall longer, but never faster. The impact surface is the only potential killer here.
@@OverbiteGames I understand 9.81m/s² is what is typical on earth and a lot of good authors keep to what they know but game developers especially ones of platformers play with that number beyond recognition. Mario in particular, famously, has higher gravity applied to him in the second half of his jump arc, breaking the expected parabola shape you get with a constant force of gravity.
The presence of dead Blooper and Bloopad bodies in the fishing boats of Ricco Harbor implies that these enemies are edible despite them probably being made of goop. What does goop even taste like?
Well there's a guy in Delfino Plaza who talks about how the goop tastes sweet, almost like candy.
Mind you that's the brown chocolaty looking goop and not the black stuff from Ricco Harbor, it's fair to assume that the black goop legit tastes like eating squid ink.
Mind you based on the fact that the bloopers never actually splat into goop upon death, it's a fair assumption that at the very least some bloopers aren't made from goop.
@@Robbie_Haruna
I had the black goop in mind, and was thinking it would taste like licorice
That was before seeing your comment. Didn't know the game ever confirmed any goop at all tasted like candy, that's just what I envisioned because it felt Mario-like to me. That's a neat coincidence.
Though, I did know that the pollution goop was designed not to look very filthy so it's more appealing for the eyes. So that knowledge with the prior info, I think the brown goop is like chocolate, and the black is like licorice.
Oh I just looked it up, the other colors, pink and turquoise. I imagine they taste like fruit roll ups. So a pink lemonade and a blue raspberry
Presumably creatures existed on and around the island before Baby Bowser showed up, right?
Maybe the fishing boats have Non-goop animals in them?
@@calemr There are vendors selling generic fish in Ricco Harbor, so I guess that counts.
It is confirmed that the reason why all the enemies in Super Mario Sunshine look so weird is because Bowser Jr. drew them and didn’t know exactly how to do so correctly. Blue Cataquacks are one of the few enemies implied to be native to Isle Delfino despite collapsing into goop if you lead them into water (they avoid water unless they chase you while you are hovering).
@@AlexDown1 Now, I don't know if the other goops would necessarily have a taste, at least the electric stuff that looks like it tastes like something sour. Not sure that one and the Fiery goop in Pianta Village would be considered edible lol.
But at the very least the goop tasting sweet like candy makes a lot of sense when you consider Bowser Jr. is a child.
Ok the "breaking in at night to drink from the sink" made me laugh then the "hope he doesn't find out his spigot is getting sucked" omg 😊thanks
0:38 You're **sniffle** going to **sob** do what, to ALL THE RATS? **shudder**
@@npcrah My immediate thought
went straight to the comments
_you heard him_
I’m crying and peeing and shaking so much rn too what the heck?!?!
Food and companionship.
Theoretically, Gelato Beach's watermelon festival would mean that people of the area farm watermelons. It'd make good work, and food, if you can convince someone to help you start. And since it's a festival, you'd know when it comes around. If not for work, I'm sure you could spare a few seeds and start your own little farm.
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@@IRsBlueManMoney-Channel I don't quite see how this helps our watermelon-farming ventures, but sure
@@ayo.2022 Watermelon farming relies on the workings of nature
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I'm pretty sure the piantas are normally friendly, but are only angry at Mario for defiling their island (which is Bowser Jr. disguised as Mario), so I'd have to say that the "ropes" wouldn't be coming out for you or me, but it's also a nice thing to take into account since the enemies (like Petey Piranha) are defenitely still hostile
I love these “How/Can you survive in *insert fictional world*” videos. They’re really unique, fun and really makes you appreciate the design and world building of these places.
I haven’t got a specific game in mind for another video like this besides maybe Mario Odyssey or Bowser’s Fury, but I would really like you to continue making videos like these, they’re engaging and entertaining, keep up the good work lad 👍🏿
Technically if you want to use the game logic, any level with a one up mushroom is infinitely survivable, as they respawn every time you do. It would be a terrible life, because you'd be constantly dying of dehydration every 72 hours, but it is survivable indefinitely!
One must keep in mind that the one ups also count as a full tank of water, so you could prolong the inevitable by an additional 72 hours.
@@MoxiePoss i thought they said you’d have to survive as a normal person without fludd and stuff?
@@Clover864 That was said, but the game logic was brought into consideration multiple times, as well as coming back to life after consuming one up mushrooms. I'm basing this off things that were actually said in the video.
@@MoxiePoss at 0:50 they mention that they have to survive with nothing but the clothes on their back, but it doesn’t mention game logic like one ups as part of that
@@Clover864 Later in the video game logic such as infinitely respawning fruit and one ups are brought up as points.
Bro you aren't surviving more than seconds in the volcano. That ambient temp is gonna broil you like a lobster in seconds painfully. I'd rather take the diving levels honestly.
Thank you! If the heat doesn't kill you, the gasses will!
What is that boat made out of that it can swim through lava like it was water?
Also, a lot of the bonus levels aren't just set in "an alternate dimension". There are stars around you, meaning you're in space. Meaning no air, and worse, a vacuum. That's gonna kill you faster than... pretty much everything but the lava.
@@iantaakalla8180 the lava in the volcano will be between 700 and 1300 degrees and a density of around 3 g/cm³. (the air around it would be cooler)
Iron has a melting point if 1538 degrees.
Not only would a regular boat made of steel not melt, it would also swim on it.
10:40 this is actually true. At least in Mario Galaxy. You can see mario fly back to the ship with the star. presumably using the power of the star to transport him back. So that's pretty spot on.
17:42 "No water, no food, just childish whimsy and imagination, which unfortunately I cannot consume for nutrition." Bro is Shakespeare reincarnated
6:20 Actually, palm trees can be cut down and eaten for their 'heart' which is around 1 calorie per gram. You can also wring out the pulp inside the tree for water.
Was looking to see if anyone pointed this out
One thing about Ricco Harbor: there _is_ actually a _single_ coconut tree on a ledge by the cliff. Doesn’t really change anything because fruit machine, but I wanted to point it out.
This is a very subjective video so I have a lot of things to think about
*Things I agreed with*
- I like the idea of Mario just "jumping out of" the secret rooms via Shine Sprite
- Mario can somehow restore health when he collects coins, but I think that's just a gameplay mechanic, they probably aren't edible
*Things I didn't agree with*
- The Bianco folk are not xenophobic around Mario, they're just mad because they can't tell him apart from Shadow Mario
- A few NPCs state that the paint is technically edible, and supposedly tastes sickly-sweet
*Extra ways to survive*
- The people at Gelato Beach, Pinna Park, and Blooper Racetrack might be generous enough to offer you water for a short time
- You could probably befriend the sandbird (and ride it who-knows-where!) if you weren't a video game hero
- Maybe you could ride the flying Stu creatures to the watermelons in Hotel Secret Top-floor Lobby Thing
Personally, I choose to believe this means the coins are coated in/laced with morphine or an equivalent.
Counter argument: If the owner of the cabana does, in fact, call the police, you will be taken to jail.
Food, water, shelter. Not glamorous, but an easy solution
But you leave the area.
I think a person could probably live comfortably in any place where there are other sentient beings by becoming a carpenter / handyman, excluding peach and bowser and Bowser junior- all of the sentient creatures in the game have clubs for hands, so fine motor functions probably come at a premium. Unless they have really strong lips and teeth and get shit done with those, but even then you're gonna be so much more efficient.
23:35
The sunflowers after being saved- “we’re saved! Thank you!😊”
Me- “oh…. I wouldn’t say saved…..”
I think a good chuck of the levels marked as survivable indefinitely would actually be survive temporarily. The thing is, food and water are nice but if the food doesn't have enough nutrients then you'll die of malnutrition instead of starvation
24:15 if the assumption is that somebody could CATCH you sleeping here, it’s quite likely that they have night security guards, and if you could snag that position, you could access the full good and water amenities of the part during night without the heat to bother you, and then just find somewhere just outside the park or out of sight to sleep during the day. Homeless, yes, but very well survivable
@@GameJam230 Not to mention, you could just sleep outside at night then go in for water
It's interesting how this genre of video always ends up coming down to: does the world we're supposed to survive with work on video game logic or real world logic? Because if it's by real world logic every npc should be sentient and you could befriend then and get their help to survive asking them to bring you food from other places on the island, if it's by video game logic however we gotta consider time actually doesn't move in this game so it'd gonna be eternal daytime which would probably make our biology get kinda whacky too and make us go insane
THIS. Realistically speaking, supply routes would be a thing, so once you get past establishing yourself, you can just order the stuff you need yourself, and help the transport staff take your groceries home!
I mean if it's real world logic, there should already be food, shelter, and water in all the places where people actually live. Cause people live there.
@@wadespencer3623 THANK YOU for shortening "because" properly! I see people use "cuz" all the time and it DRIVES ME INSANE! So, although it may not seem much, that small sentence really makes a positive difference, at least as far as I'm concerned.
@@wadespencer3623yeah but we can’t afford it because we start with no money.
@@semajniomet981 Shorting to cuz isn't wrong. Cuz that's just how language works. Goodbye comes from "God be with you" and then people shortened it until it's incomprehensible.
25:00
you could make a leaf tent to sleep in and visit the park every day to drink and maybe try to stock up on food as much as possible so you aren't required to visit the park every day. If you could get hired you can make your home more comfortable too
28:12 “This one just likes go-karting and tennis!”
Also that one: Kidnaps people and puts them in paintings multiple times in the Luigi’s Mansion games.
@@PikKraken8 Hey, every buddy's got problems
They’re just quirky 🙄
No, that’s a different one.
I think the one level with the one ice cube and melon should also have the egg blocks counted too. It's a trickier food source, but if you can make it to the melon to begin with you've already navigated that part successfully
LOL, the thought of sneaking into a juice bar at night just to drink from the sink!
"can I beat pianta to death with my bear hands" made me choke on my water lol
Keep up the great work man
27:14 if the entire level is below freezing then you have new problems to deal with. either you can survive normally and the watermelon rots or you're in a giant refrigerator and you're going to die from exposure in a matter of hours
Pretty sure you're still gonna experience severe nutritional deficiency in the bonus stages with the watermelons. You can't subsist on watermelon alone.
Assuming you don't die of exposure to the cold first.
Great Video, i love the editing style (since its paced slower than a lot of whats on TH-cam atm) you earned a sub from me!
In the pachinko machine you would die of blunt force trauma.
Yooo I love videos like this!!! Thanks so much for this content, its my absolute favourite thing to watch!!
Honestly, the Pianta Village secret would be even more deadly if you didn't wanna stay in one place. All it takes is talking to one of the Piantas there and whoops, you're soaring dozens of feet skyward, and whether or not you land on the next platform your spine'll be the world's shittiest accordion when you inevitably hit something. As for Corona Mountain, it can be hundreds of degrees (fahrenheit) sitting just _outside_ an active volcano. Forget heat stroke, you're literally cooked if you decide you want to make THAT your survival area.
Also also, for the areas where you can survive alone...you're gonna go completely whacko sooner or later without something to occupy you or someone to keep you company.
Imagination can occupy the artistic mind indefinitely.
Sorry but the watermelon and ice level is just bait. I don't doubt the maths, but I doubt you can make the jump, and even if you can there's nothing you can grab onto. It's a shame but it's not actually survivable
rip up the block thingies and make a bridge
I think that one very important aspect of the Chuckster level that you missed is the fact that the Chucksters themselves are able to survive there. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had some sort of mystical water source or something. And they could probably eat the Strollin’ Stus.
Great job on this one! I was actually pretty jazzed the whole time. Good job to you and Editor-Friend!
19:19 when you say "on top of that" it sounds like a pianta dialog sound
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Love this video a lot! For Pinna Park, i would drink from the sprinklers and chill around and eat food, enjoy the festivities and whatnot.
And then when the park closes for the day, i am gonna assume nightfall will hit. So ill just chillax on the beach under a tree or on the random boat that just sits there not being used.
I have great news about shelter in Pinna Park. While I'm not sure how to get in. There is a massive underground facility that used to house a robotic Bowser. So if that got cleaned out by the destruction of the mech then there's a huge place no one is using (given the park owner didn't even realize it was there) free for the taking
I love this! Videos about “the science of gaming” is so fun to me, and learning how to live in these areas was so fun! Great vid, keep it up
La-Mulana would be a fun place to survive in with its varied and surreal environments and the added comedy of watching a paper fish get lost in an exceptionally intricate labyrinth while searching for footage
37:17 there’s the banger I waited for 😂❤
32:55 I think this one actually isn't as grim as you make it out to be- if you can get the glass to break, you can get tools that you can use to carve handholds in the wood and climb out. Since the glass's so thick I think getting a crack to start would be a problem though, but I think it's possible if you ripped up the floor to get firewood and a fire drill and then lit a fire such that it gets a part of the glass really hot. Then, you quickly extinguish the fire and piss on the hot glass, it'll crack due to the rapid cooling.
You actually can’t survive if you only ate watermelon for the rest of your life. Humans need to eat a variety of foods to get essential nutrients.
Yep. Unfortunately we are apes, not monkeys. Apes need at least some meat.
@@polarknight5376 That... isn't quite accurate. Gorillas don't eat any meat, unless you count insects. Same for orangutans. And even chimps mostly hunt cause they LIKE meat, they can survive just fine never eating it.
But it is true that a diet of only watermelon would probably be missing a whole lot of important nutrients.
Yes you’d miss out on necessary proteins (amino acids) and essential fatty acids. So you would die way before because of this unbalanced diet.
@@wadespencer3623 insects absolutely do count. They're animals, so they're made of meat.
yes you can. you might be extremely weak and die young, but calories are what actually matter
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4:40 they’re mad at Mario because they think he doomed their island by stealing the shine sprites, not because he’s human …
Man this is some A grade yapping. Good job 😂❤
so, regarding the 1 up mushrooms in the secret levels... those come back every time you die... so you can actually die as many times as you're willing, You should have included a "Death Eternal" section for those.
And in regards to the Yoshi Go Round secret... I have one precursor question to the ice and Melon... How exactly do you plan on reaching the melon to dig in?
I could have sworn this was your second video on “can you survive in X video game?” But I can’t seem to find the first one. Either way I really enjoyed this!
Pina Park is easy, just drink in the day, hollow out a few of the infinite gourds to store water ahead of closing time, and sleep out on the beach at night.
If people think infinitely respawning food is cheating I do hope these same people have never eaten anything that was plant or animal based.
With the pachinko level, I fail to see how falling into the sky is the greatest issue. You'd be killed just by being launched like Mario there.
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Me, who lives in the Desierto de Sonora: *laughs in sweet and sunburn*
I love mr bing bing wahoo...also id pick the hotel
I think the Piantas especially don't like Mario because they think he was responsible for the goop all over the place, that's why he was also taken to court. I doubt that they would treat every person like that, they just have heard very bad things about Mario in beforehand.
10:06 Some people can swim and stab at the same time like some freaky zora... Meanwhile I'm just like "...How????? How are you that athletic???"
@@BruhaTheImp where have you seen in real life swimming and stabbing at the same time? What kind of underwater fight did you get into? xD
@@henrietic Not fight: Hunting. usually very athletic males, stabbing fish by diving in, swimming for a bit, and then thrusting an spear, usually wooden, forward.
On peanut park you don't even have to stay on the park, make a shelter outside, get the fruit from outside, when you're thirsty just go into the park for water
This has 1.5k views?? Super underrated, great video
I need to point out that just because there's food, you can die from malnutrition
It’s literally the opposite
Sand bird, you could attempt to catch and drink the blood of the birds flying by.
This is like a question no one ever asked but you answered anyway
Tip for peanut parc: go in to drink when the parc is open and sleep outside when it closes
this is one of the best videos ive seen from a not popular channel, good job!
Going to be honest, the png drawing pufferfish expressions absolutely turns already good humor into great humor, favorite bit was talking about fighting a pianta
congrats on 37k views, man! This video was great, can't wait for part 2!
i love this type of video so much! I'm not even into Mario but this was so entertaining lol
I personally feel that mario only takes damage without a hat because it's hurting his ego. as in mario 64 he took MORE damage. Mario has an emotional dependency to his hat.
also the airstrip actually counts as the main isle delfino plaza considering the coin coun ter persists between the two.
@stanzacosmi He counted sections/sub-areas separate. As long as they aren't directly linked; iin this case you'd likely need a boat to reach the plaza.)
@@papapineapple Yeah, and what do you use to reach it? A boat. You just talk to the guy and he takes you to and from the plaza, albeit with the cost of not having a single sea shanty on the ride according to him, which is a horrible cost to bear but it exists.
i think it would be fun to see if the 6 worlds in kirby and the forgotten land would be livable
I love this idea! Can’t wait for this to blow up and for your next video!
Neat analysis video! Thanks for uploading!
This guy is incredibly funny. Im happy i found your page!
Please do this for other Mario games.
Let’s assume we can survive in space for Mario Galaxy 1 and 2.
absolute banger, would love more of these
I think one thing being overlooked here is the watermelons contain seeds. As the ice cubes contain plenty of water, there is a good chance that you could regrow these watermelons, perhaps by planting them in the sand, and harvest the water from those watermelons to reuse in growing other watermelons. You could use the sand to filter anything out. If done right, you'd have a replenishable supply of water and watermelon assuming they always grow to such large sizes!
"If this video does well enough, I can look at how survivable other games are as well"
Every time I find a channel doing this I'm surprised to find out that it's their first time making one of these.. and then I subscribe only to find myself a year later with no additional uploads of this particular content.
;-; It's a curse. Longest I've seen was Pretzel - made it to three before Valve's goons got them.
Well I know who’s videos I’m going to binge.. Thank you, youtube recommended!
One more point for the hotel: Some places like that *do* actually offer board to the employees as part of the employment. Whether staff can reside at the hotel depends on things like local regulations, the location, room availability, and management policies. But since we don't see anything saying employees *don't* live at the hotel...
One problem with the Yoshi-Go-Round's secret, along with anywhere else the only food is Watermelon: Watermelon is a natural diuretic, meaning eating nothing but Watermelon for even a few days is going to cause a lot more issues, such as diarrhea, meaning you'd be... losing more moisture and calories than you gain from eating it after a few days.
Also: Something you neglected in your living equation, eventually someone would probably call the cops on the dude living out of a tent on the beach, or loitering around the amusement park for months on end, or stealing fruit out of stalls, or spear fishing out of the ocean without any sort of permit. You *could* live in these places if they were just natural areas, but eventually, you'd be *made* to leave thanks to the civilization that dominate the areas.
This is the kind of content I live for
"His spigot getting sucked" lol
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I disagree, for one those brick look like they're held together with compressed sand or sandstone. Also humans are A LOT stronger than you give them credit for, and 5 to 8 years is plenty of time to scrape away at those blocks to get to the other melon blocks. Assuming there isn't anything you can use to make a brick busting tool.
Just CLIMB the bricks, there are gaps to use as footholds.
i mean
the people of bianco hills i think just don't trust mario
so as long as you
don't look exactly like mario
I think you're good there.
also noki bay is covered in shade so I think shelter isn't a problem there, even if you couldn't find any
Yeah but they also can't tell Shadow Mario from real Mario, so I think Pianta eyesight might be a little lacking.
@@wadespencer3623that’s just because wanted posters are black and white. So the civilians can’t tell which one is wanted.
And the cops are just color blind.
25:00 you definitely could survive, at least for a while. Just go into the park during regular hours to get fresh water, shade, and other materials. And then, when the park closes, just go back to you palm tent to sleep and get food. You can also enter any time you want to during the day. You might even be able to like sell your fresh pineapples to the park’s customers. In conclusion, it might not be comfortable, but you’d still have food, shelter, water, and maybe even some money
Such an entertaining video about my favorite game!
Awesome vid!! As for what games could be interesting to determine survivability in, I'd be very interested is New Super Mario Bros. U.
I mean... If the watermelon doesn't rot because by using the ice logic, then if means that the beach also wouldn't become night, so you wouldn't be able to drink tap water from the bar.
The fact that the water Mellon won’t rot and the ice won’t melt is physically possible by the level being bellow freezing is and can therefore be taken as accurate.
Time not progressing isn’t physically possible and therefore cannot be taken as accurate. Especially because choosing different levels shows that time does in fact diagetically progress.
What a lovely video! Randomly seen this video and am delighted about discovering a new fun video~! ^.=.^
17:08 had me laughing so hard😂 the music is so good
24:59 For pina park (I think it’s called) couldn’t you just never sleep in the park and just stay outside in a leaf hut but go inside for food and water at daytime?
I would consider the sand bird to be death under 72 hours because you'll need more hydration than normal since you need to stay constantly moving and cannot sleep + it seems quite sunny
Yeah but it also (probably) takes less than 72 hours to get to te top of the tower where water exists
What if be curious to know is not just how survivable the stages are, but how many of the shine sprites are feasibly collectable by a human. Like, what if YOU were put in Mario’s exact circumstances, but you had no flood, no jump man powers, and couldn’t just recover all injuries by picking up money? You can’t leave the game world until you 100% it, but you can freely traverse between stages and survive off of any resources from any stages, would it be easier to just give up on trying to leave and live on their luxury resort island?
I would love to see this type of content for other games. Especially Zelda games since maybe you could possibly equate the dungeons to the levels in Mario sunshine.
You can replant fruits. It's not as nutritious as potato/corn/grain, so it might require more calories to plant them and harvest than you would gain eating them, but it should be okay-ish if weather good. Shelter could be made by falling the trees and with grass/moss/leaves.
6:20 - there IS actually a source of water. You could drill almost any tree and get a bit of juice, I guess it's called sap in english. So if this trees alive they have moisture in them. And this makes any level with tree livable. Also, the juice of most trees have a bit of calories in them, so you could last really long on it. If we assume trees immortal, or there is a mechanism they can grow there, then you could improve concentration of calories, and in the end survive of that. Technically, with chemicals you could make logs into sugar, but I dunno can you get them in those levels. So the only problem is - some tree juices are poisonous, but small part of them, and even then you could probably do something about it. And if we assume trees are renewable, then you could also make a house. So, with proper skills and magic trees any tree level comfortable. But yes, without them most people would die of dehydration and some would last a bit more on sap with no idea what to do next.
13:25 - plant the seeds, you have earth under grass and one melon have a lot of seeds. It takes 3 months for it to grow, so you might need to dry part of watermelon to have at least 2-4 hundreds calories per day for last couple months to make your metabolism going at eating your own fat and then muscles. It's easier than tree only levels tho, as it doesn't require special skills or renewable magic trees to survive, so I would say it is universally comfortable level. And, as I said, you could drink sap, and doing only that is somewhat easy unlike mass sap harvesting and then concentration.
17:40 - depends on type of fungi, but probably mushroom could grow on sawdust, and dissolve it to make it it's own nutrition. But the question is - are wooden blocks renewable? If not, then even if you would succeed in making fungi colony big enough to support your nutrition and moisture needs, eventually you would die. I dunno how effective the fungi is, so for 40 years of life you might need anywhere from 10 to 1000 tons of wood. IF there is that much wood, then the only question is - could you spread your fungi colony fast enough for your first hydration. Theoretically you could distill water from your piss and last longer, but you would loose a lot of moisture into the air every time. So, it's possible in theory, but in practice it is a real skill check for the even the best survivalist.
19:00 - distill water from salt water. You could do it passively, or by boiling.
22:16 - no trees, no fungi, nothing. Nothing you could do. You might be lucky and have some on yourself, but good luck getting nutrition out of Dermatophyte, even more so - out of amount you could grow from amount nails and hair you have. Scientifically possible to make something out of that eventually, but with time you have before dehydration - 0%. It would take at least moths, if not years for selection to make a strain capable of making something nutritious for you and best suited for sawdust, and I also can't find wood. Congratulations, first absolutely impossible level.
24:35 - as I established earlier, quite easy to survive outside with basic skills.
25:10 - I spotted the fungi. There is also crates, wood-looking parts and creatures, that if made out of flesh can be good bed for colony. Amount could be too low tho, so slow death even if you are ultimate survivalist with chemistry skills.
30:52 - FUNGI! Although, yeah, good (bad?) chance of faster dehydration.
I skipped some levels with similar concepts
Edit: there is some water even in driest wood, that released by burning, but I don't know how to collect it reliably. Just a side note.
love the video, can you make a survivability investigation like this one for zelda games?