@@vulcanrampage4015 I wanted to see Ben say, “ I can literally transform into the gods of my universe, and Alien X is not even top 3 in power, can you transform into a goddess? Seems like it’s one with the power of bed hopping, you must be the female equivalent of Zeus considering how many times you just switched partners on the fly.”
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3emLet's face the fact that Peter does make something amazing in his big bed with his wife. A real child. One real child is better than 2 fact illusions.
@@mainuddinhasantasiv6523He would have destroyed everything if had this little bit in there "I sleep in a big bed with my wife where we conceived a baby together". I would love a video where Spider-Man and Spinneret team up with Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate Mary Jane.
One of the biggest, nuclear roast on this channel. Next time, stop stepping into the roast zone, Paul. Your ego can't handle the burns that come your way, Mister No-Rizz.
@@nathanprice9451 and Ben set Paul up perfectly for the finisher. I think Ben’s going to fit in just fine, and he’s already a pass of sorts for membership because of spider monkey.
@@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap no, I think he’s got the right to join in, considering the gauntlet is a poor man’s version of his watch, and Paul ripped off Azmuth, a being thousands upon thousands of times more intelligent than Paul and 10 times shorter than him. He’s Got a reputation to maintain, along with the integrity of Azmuth’s invention, especially his greatest, Ben’s watch.
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3emLet's not forget that Peter did top the knock off gauntlet. He invented a device that can take away anyone's powers temporarily or permanently, a cool looking suit that allows him to share his powers with MJ and the best of all. Spider-Man conceived a baby with Spinneret.
Real kids, a man that has an actual personality, a reason for her powers being such an integral part of her character.... an actual character, stop me when I list everything she's missing.
We should have Spiderling and the kids of the Ultimate Peter and MJ team up and let "Paul" get roasted by real children from a Mary Jane. Fathered by the Peter Parker's.
First Saitama, Morrigan, and now Ben 10! Dang the crossovers get better and better especially the roasts. Now get Archie Sonic in here to complete the chaos burns. Great episode as always.
0:13 I always hoped that Peter would form his Spider-Family with MJ. She was the girl I shipped the most with Peter. Some people may disagree with this, but that's just my opinion.✊🏻😓
@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec Nero: Jackpot, really? More like Crackpot, your just worst variant of MJ with knockoff Omnitrix and all my Devil Breakers. MJ: Nero: And Paul, without her, your just Deadweight of the Marvel Universe, even Nico made technology better than you. Paul:
@thecatplayer9684 because he got determination. But his roasts just keep getting weaker and weaker. The Spider Society needs to throw him and his MJ out soon. That'll be the real "Jackpot"
At some point Doctor Strange gotta come in, tell the Spiders to beat Paul up and hold the bastard down while he binds Jackpot and disarms the gauntlet Paul made for her. Then Miguel asks what he's doing, and Doctor Strange would say: "Removing the little spell Paul and his father put in her head."
It really is telling that the best thing mj could think of to one up spinneret was "I hAvE cOoLeR pOwErS tHaN yOu," only for her powers to be a bunch of powers she stole from other heroes.
Even though she can keep rolling for powers when she doesn’t like the ones she get without any consequences, it’s still stupid. DC has a character kinda like this only better.
@@randomboi242 Ben: Funny, I do too, and it’s original unlike Jackpot’s,and it’s been improved with each new version, and gotten more powerful. Paul, you say you’re a genius, but you had to copy off the work of an actual genius the size of a frog who is the smartest being in four galaxies and possibly a fifth. And you’re not even top 15 smartest in your universe, even Azmuth’s assistant is smarter than you, and he made a flawed version of the omnitrix that’s still more powerful than your dollar store bargain bin copy.”
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em Azmuth: Stop this Benjamin. We must not fall on their level. The Omnitrix was created as a tool to bring peace in the galaxy. Not as an I-created-the-most-OP-hero-ever weapon.
@darkshadowx803 Thanos: "And what are you WITHOUT the Gauntlet? Me, I'm still Hulk level strong with intelligence that makes Earth's tech look like grade school science fair. You Jack Pot without the Gauntlet? You're just the worst MJ variant with a comedy show reject for a husband having a marriage that's about as toxic as the Star Wars sequels"
@@RotterHeils Ben: Azmuth, Paul literally plagiarized your invention. You should be getting in on this yourself. I have every right to, cause MJ ripped me off.
This is freaking awesome. Finally The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows has been acknowledged here. Teaming up with Ben 10 is brilliant. Showing what a real superhero Mary Jane is and Ben 10 showing them what a real gauntlet is. All we need is for them to team up with Ultimate Peter and MJ. Both pairs bring their kids. These 2 Parker families will roast "Paul" so much that he wishes he was wiped by the astroid that killed the dinosaurs. Spider-Man and Spinneret: Hey "Paul" we just have one kid. But one real kid is better than 2 fake illusions. Ultimate Peter and MJ: Hey "Paul" our kids and yours should have a playdate sometime. Oh wait. We forgot. They were never real. Peter at 4:47: I made a beautiful baby with my wife and a device that took down Regent. Someone who actually had the powers of the most powerful Superheroes. "Jackpot": You've got the powers of a spider. We've got everything else. Spinneret: Yeah everything except the love from fans and a real child.
The 4:50~4:57 with the unreal tournament HOLY SHIT was max burn, but: 1:37~1:44 DAMN its like perfect parry that 1 hit ko bosses, and: 2:37~2:42 GODDAMN into the sunnnnn boiiiiiiii
I think it's more funny when your realise that the VA for Peter in the Insomniac Spiderman games is voiced by the same VA for Ben 10 so him being in the spider society actually makes more sense then Paul being in it 😂
HOLLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING!!! I felt like the temprature in my room was gettin higher and higher with every response, but final one from Peter totally knocked me out.
No matter how much Paul does from just being a husband, becoming buff, being a scientist, and making MJ overpowered He'll never receive love from the fans, even when he does more than just be an origin to disaster
@ngawangchokden4351 no problem dude, it’s fine. One piece has definitely been going for a long while actually so some of the older villians are hard to remember sometimes lol.
Paul: Hello, little girl. Spider-ling: Sorry, Mommy and Daddy said not to talk to strangers. Paul: That's okay, my name is Paul. Now I'm not a stranger. Spider-ling: Really, I thought you were Mr. Potato Head. Paul:!!! Spider-ling: Can I take his mouth off, Dad? --- Jackpot: Look, kid, you're cute and all but you don't stand a chance against me. My gauntlet holds the power of every hero on earth. Spider-ling: And I thought Auntie Felicia was the thief. Jackpot:!!!
Spider-punisher (yes, that's a variant that exists): you're a colorful bunch Paul: hey, Shadow the hedgehog called, he wants his edge ba... *spider-punisher shoots Paul in the head* Miguel: WHAT DID YOU DO!? Spider-man: what should be done
@@herogrim450 Spider-Man 18119: and I also don’t potentially have a disease by jumping from guy to guy. But it’s always been an open question about you regarding, just like your legs. You feeling itchy? You should probably get tested. You might spread your mediocrity and bullshit to someone else.”
got a lil inspired by this bit. Let me drop a few roast. Paul: I made the Gauntlet, what did you make Parker? Peter: 'points at every Spiderman in the room.' Paul: Well, here's the real deal. My Mary Jane, Jackpot. Bully Maguire: Of course you gonna call her to back you up. You have no friends, your kids ain't real, and you yourself will get folded like an omellete on day one by Bonesaw in that bloody cage. Jackpot: I am better than all of you. I have the power of Avengers, Xmen, and everybody else at my beck and call. Peter: And none of those powers are unique to you. criminals think of webs and spiders and they imagine Spiderman. They heard of Jackpot and all they think is an easy mark. Bully Maguire: Oh yeah, no wonder you got rizzed up by someone like Paul. Paul: Whatever. Bottom line is, I still bag your girl and rich as fuck. You ain't got shit right now. Peter: Everything special about you comes from your association with MJ, that's all. Without her, you wouldn't even pass for a common burglar in the Silver Age Comics.
HOLY SHIT EVEN BEN IS ROASTING PAUL NOW! Paul: I even gave her a gauntlet that gives her the powers of every marvel superhero! Ben and Kevin simultaneously: That's cute. Anakin Skywalker: I DON'T HAVE SUCH WEAKNESSES!
@@megaman37456 Darth Vader: “I lost one of my hands, became disfigured to a horrific level, and require cybernetics and machines to even simply breathe. Watson would break faster if this happened to her than Disney broke Star Wars. And it only took one movie for permanent scars to appear in Star Wars, it took her less than an entire issue of the comic.”
Goku:Even my friend Yamcha is enough to solo you and your entire family SaitAma:I wouldn’t even use my normal punch but even Genos is enough to solo you
Renew Your Vows Peter and MJ: We may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions. Ultimate Peter and MJ: Our kids and yours should have a playdate sometime. Oh wait. We forgot they vanished before your very eyes because they were never real. "Jackpot": You have spider powers. I have everything. Spinneret: Yeah everything except a real child.
@@TheIronWarlockXIII Dante: You can keep it, goodwill dumpster Ben 10, it’s probably become as infected with mediocrity as you are, along with some other things.”
Jackpot: I have all the abilities of the Avengers, the X-Men, and even the Fantastic Four. MJ 18119: It's too bad that the kit does not include the brains of Reed Richards and Tony Stark to know how to use them.
Me If I was in the Spider-Society: "Oh yeah Paul, congrats. You saw deathly threats and instead of fighting them yourself you send your wife who never fought in her life doing it for you. Husband of the year ladies and gentlemen."
@@matthewmihalick506 yes!! Yess!! Have him explain, “I can literally stand here and do nothing but argue with myself and still have godlike power that you will never have. You argue with Peter and cannot even convince him to stop being Spider-Man.”
Hell Ben could also go "You know with a blink I can either erase you two from existence or change your reality to where the events of where you'd leave Peter or One More Day never happen right?"
3:02 This part made me laugh so hard that my asthma kicked in. Paul's face looks like a smashed Sponge Bob ice cream that you get from the ice cream trucks! 🤣😂
Bully Maguire has an infinite amount of Rizdom 🗿
"A little dirt never hurt"
it's called the Rizdom empire
CALL HIM BULLY MAGUIRE
@@DEADLYSTORM22 he's the lord of rizz
A book like that will be really useful in real life
I need that book if I ever want to rizz my crush 🥰
(My crush isn't real)
I did not expect to see Ben Tennyson in this video!
I mean Paul literally made MJ into Ben 10 knockoff. It makes sense why he's there lol
@@vulcanrampage4015so true😂
@@vulcanrampage4015I literally commented that on one of his previous videos.
It's hero time!
@@vulcanrampage4015 I wanted to see Ben say, “ I can literally transform into the gods of my universe, and Alien X is not even top 3 in power, can you transform into a goddess? Seems like it’s one with the power of bed hopping, you must be the female equivalent of Zeus considering how many times you just switched partners on the fly.”
"I sleep in a big bed with my wife"
Carried the same energy as: "Teacher casually suplex's a kindergartener."
@@rururu432 let’s face it, Peter could actual do that to Paul’s kids, but it would end up fixing them by destroying their brains.
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3emLet's face the fact that Peter does make something amazing in his big bed with his wife. A real child. One real child is better than 2 fact illusions.
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em
Dude he roasted the whole room with that line
@@mainuddinhasantasiv6523He would have destroyed everything if had this little bit in there "I sleep in a big bed with my wife where we conceived a baby together". I would love a video where Spider-Man and Spinneret team up with Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate Mary Jane.
“Ben 10 called he wants his watch back” that had me laugh almost to death 2:46
Funny too cause he was there too and started roasting Paul as well
@@M3m3l0rd12 Yeah so technically that wasn't a lie but the truth XD
I mean He Make his own mj into gwen knock off so it True
😂 That was too savage.
Spinnet and Ben came out swinging and Jackpot and Paul never saw it comin' 😂
*insert last surprise by Lyn Inaizumi*
Don't forget Spiderling.
Spooder Man keeps burying Paul, it's like Paul can't learn his lesson. Cool to see Ben 10 here. #ITSHEROTIME
Exactly like bro just die already or send in cosmic spiderman to permanently ban him
Only thing missing is seeing MJ/jackpot getting what paul has gotten multiple times.
Spooder man: "Paul" we have buried you so many times. You have your own graveyard.
My theory is that Spooder-Man can't count to 6 so he keeps burying Paul only 2 or 3 feet deep and he crawls back out to get buried again.
I didn’t expect that random explosion 😭 4:53
That roast was powerful bro😂
One of the biggest, nuclear roast on this channel. Next time, stop stepping into the roast zone, Paul. Your ego can't handle the burns that come your way, Mister No-Rizz.
Sent Paul TO THE STREETS AND BLEW UP THE BLOCK
That line was *PEAK*
& with that (Classic) Unreal Tournament SFX, that was PEAK
Nah the fact paul was cooking for a moment and the spoder man just put him back in the ground is hilarious
@@nathanprice9451 and Ben set Paul up perfectly for the finisher. I think Ben’s going to fit in just fine, and he’s already a pass of sorts for membership because of spider monkey.
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em Ben gets in on sheer clout. Being one of the characters voiced by Yuri Lowenthal.
@@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap no, I think he’s got the right to join in, considering the gauntlet is a poor man’s version of his watch, and Paul ripped off Azmuth, a being thousands upon thousands of times more intelligent than Paul and 10 times shorter than him. He’s Got a reputation to maintain, along with the integrity of Azmuth’s invention, especially his greatest, Ben’s watch.
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3emLet's not forget that Peter did top the knock off gauntlet. He invented a device that can take away anyone's powers temporarily or permanently, a cool looking suit that allows him to share his powers with MJ and the best of all. Spider-Man conceived a baby with Spinneret.
@@peeweemaroske8619 that last sentence alone cooks 616 MJ.
2:20
Jackpot: you may have spider powers, but we've got everything else
Spiderling: Except a kid that's real.
Venom: HOOOLYY SSHIII-
**BOOOOOOOM!!!**
Real kids, a man that has an actual personality, a reason for her powers being such an integral part of her character.... an actual character, stop me when I list everything she's missing.
@@harryunderwood9387 Don’t forget about a reason to be a hero or saying that she wants no part of it
All heroes of the marvel universe: "Get your own damn powers you shameless copycat!"
@sliceoffunanimation I need this comment in the video. I need the kid roasting Paul this badly
“Face it MJ, you’ve become a jackpot nobody wants to hit.”
DAAAAAAAAMN 😂
HOOOLLYY SHIITT🔥🔥🔥🔥
Miles: GOD DAMN!!!
@@antyep Man set off about three thermonuclear bombs with that comeback🔥
More like a Bust
“Ben 10 called. He wants his watch back” that girl is COLD!!! Change her name to Spider-Savage!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
We should have Spiderling and the kids of the Ultimate Peter and MJ team up and let "Paul" get roasted by real children from a Mary Jane. Fathered by the Peter Parker's.
@@peeweemaroske8619an army of Peter's kids united for one goal?....
Chaos. Beautiful chaos
@@peeweemaroske8619everything goes according to plan😈😈😈
1:44 Ben Tennyson Has arrived in the spider society
Bruh just pulled up out of nowhere
He has to. Chin Jane stole his gauntlet
I welcome this ever expanding crossover
We need more crossovers like this
Ben 10 2008 no doubt it
4:53 Venom just blown the entire spider society
Venom was so shock that he had to announce it out loud😂
Not even a Senzu is gonna help with the burn
@@kaydenbarksdalegaming Venom knew this comeback must be heard over the multiverse
@@saulschimek7680forget the senzu, the DragonBalls wouldn't even fix that damage
@@kaydenbarksdalegaming not even DBZ Abridged could fix that in any way.
First Saitama, Morrigan, and now Ben 10! Dang the crossovers get better and better especially the roasts. Now get Archie Sonic in here to complete the chaos burns.
Great episode as always.
Who’s Archie Sonic,
@@nickter745thebold8 Sonic The Hedgehog published by Archie Comics. Basically the strongest version of the blue blur.
@@nickter745thebold8the strongest version of Sonic the Hedgehog
Let’s not forget Superman, Omni-Man, Homelander, and Batman. That crossover with all four of them in was got me hooked.
There's Nightwing too 😂😂😂
lol omg paul really likes to show off just to get even more roasted, he really is a comedy 😂😂😂😂😂
4:55 BRO THIS MADE ME CRACK SO MUCH BAHAHAHHAHHAA
"Oh, you're a hero alright. Just not a super one." MJ: "What's the difference?"
*"Presentation!"*
* omniverse epic music intensifies *
We really need megamind in this series
@@tahatale8208 Megamind roasting Paul *would* be fitting, wouldn't it?
@@ZoanBlade90 absolutely, good sir
@@tahatale8208 Paul does kind of remind one of Hal Stewart, doesn't he?
0:13 I always hoped that Peter would form his Spider-Family with MJ. She was the girl I shipped the most with Peter. Some people may disagree with this, but that's just my opinion.✊🏻😓
Namoral vei em quase todo o vídeo que tem
Ben 10 eu encontro você como e possível
Most writers and fans do as well. She's not the perfect one but she is the one that is the most often shipped with Spider-Man.
@@WetzforLifeYeah The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows and the new Ultimate Spider-Man universe proves this.
4:52 there is no way to recover from a response like that.
Nah dude....at that point I'd rather stay dead than even try to fight back
Such a casual response but absolutely obliterated him.
@@ToxicVex267
"Paul": I sleep in a lab. Do you?
Renew Your Vows Peter: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Where we made a real child.
DAMN!! Spidey from Earth-18119 just "nuked" Paul to hell with that roast at 4:53!!!
Vergil: And you MJ, why are you calling Jackpot? Because you stole Dante's line style? Foolishness
Paul: **die**
Vergil: What’s next? Nero’s belt buckle?
Paul: **glitch upside down**
@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
Nero: Jackpot, really? More like Crackpot, your just worst variant of MJ with knockoff Omnitrix and all my Devil Breakers.
MJ:
Nero: And Paul, without her, your just Deadweight of the Marvel Universe, even Nico made technology better than you.
Paul:
Paul stay down !!!! Your cremated at this point!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spooder man has buried him so many times. He's made a whole new graveyard.
Bully Maguire just keeps on cooking and grilling w these roasts and books
FACTS
How is Paul still alive after getting roasted for the 1000th time lol
More importantly,why does he even come back knowing it will happen again?
He is a canon event
@@thecatplayer9684he is a canon event to every spiderman
@@thecatplayer9684Because paul just doesn't know when to quit!
@thecatplayer9684 because he got determination. But his roasts just keep getting weaker and weaker. The Spider Society needs to throw him and his MJ out soon. That'll be the real "Jackpot"
At some point Doctor Strange gotta come in, tell the Spiders to beat Paul up and hold the bastard down while he binds Jackpot and disarms the gauntlet Paul made for her. Then Miguel asks what he's doing, and Doctor Strange would say: "Removing the little spell Paul and his father put in her head."
That be the most extreme retcon Marvel would ever pull with MJs character
@@aozorahaou2643they should.
@@aozorahaou2643 Everyone hates Zeb Wells' run and his self-insert. I doubt anyone would give a shit 🤷🏽♂️.
@@rui1517 I welcome it ANYTHING to restore MJs character and her relationship with Peter
4:54 😂😂😂 I lost it
Also, Spooder-Men and Ben 10 keep hitting W's
@@RocketPower95 Spooderman’s just headhunting at this point, and Ben is his well trained apprentice.
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em yep, That's pretty much the case 😆
Seriously, Paul needs to go to therapy more often than losing his mirage of kids.
GODDAMN!!!
-BANGING SOUND
Mephisto is that therapist. Or at least one in disguise.
This roast should be in a video😂
Venom with the UT 2004 announcer Holy Shit floored me😂😂
It really is telling that the best thing mj could think of to one up spinneret was "I hAvE cOoLeR pOwErS tHaN yOu," only for her powers to be a bunch of powers she stole from other heroes.
And it's all random
@@aozorahaou2643wait, are you serious?
@RSpirit96 Yeah literally an Omnitrix with a randomizer function in its base design
Even though she can keep rolling for powers when she doesn’t like the ones she get without any consequences, it’s still stupid. DC has a character kinda like this only better.
@@antyep Reall who is this character?
4:11 - Look at little Paul Jr.
Smart enough to make tech in a lab, but still needs his wifi to support his husbandwidth.
Didn't think it was possible to take Venom's already classic Holy sh*t response up another notch but you did. Well done. 😂
The spider society just gets crazier every time
Venoms hoooly sh*t plus the explosion got me 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Unreal Tournament Annoucer reference!!😂 holy shit! I miss that game so much!
Jackpot: I have a gauntlet
Thanos: Is that so?
@darkshadowx803 Nah. Thanos doesn't share styles
@@randomboi242 Ben: Funny, I do too, and it’s original unlike Jackpot’s,and it’s been improved with each new version, and gotten more powerful. Paul, you say you’re a genius, but you had to copy off the work of an actual genius the size of a frog who is the smartest being in four galaxies and possibly a fifth. And you’re not even top 15 smartest in your universe, even Azmuth’s assistant is smarter than you, and he made a flawed version of the omnitrix that’s still more powerful than your dollar store bargain bin copy.”
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em
Azmuth: Stop this Benjamin. We must not fall on their level. The Omnitrix was created as a tool to bring peace in the galaxy. Not as an I-created-the-most-OP-hero-ever weapon.
@darkshadowx803 Thanos: "And what are you WITHOUT the Gauntlet? Me, I'm still Hulk level strong with intelligence that makes Earth's tech look like grade school science fair. You Jack Pot without the Gauntlet? You're just the worst MJ variant with a comedy show reject for a husband having a marriage that's about as toxic as the Star Wars sequels"
@@RotterHeils Ben: Azmuth, Paul literally plagiarized your invention. You should be getting in on this yourself. I have every right to, cause MJ ripped me off.
Jackpot: I have every marvel superhero power
Ben 10: cool I have over 1million aliens that can rival that.
Me: And yet you can’t even Revive Paul who is already dead in 616 spiderman comic
@@Chokdenwukong HE'S DEAD?! WHEN?!
@@codysonic1 in comic when symbiote Spiderman punch through hole in Paul stomach that why if I remember
5:04 Spooderman kicks this roast hard
Wait until the Japanese Spider Man drop in with the giant mech.
Do You mean Spider Gundam 😂
"I am Spider-Man, I'm an emissary of hell"!
Hell yes please let him be in the video please😭
Yes! And then have him interact with Peni Parker and have them compare notes with both their mechs.
Oh damn! We need a Peni Parker and Japanese Spider-Man team-up stat!
Paul: I’ve never seen anyone so pathetic
MJ: Have you tried a mirror? 💀
He probably doesn't to not knowing he's been seen as one for who knows how long.
This is freaking awesome. Finally The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows has been acknowledged here. Teaming up with Ben 10 is brilliant. Showing what a real superhero Mary Jane is and Ben 10 showing them what a real gauntlet is. All we need is for them to team up with Ultimate Peter and MJ. Both pairs bring their kids. These 2 Parker families will roast "Paul" so much that he wishes he was wiped by the astroid that killed the dinosaurs.
Spider-Man and Spinneret: Hey "Paul" we just have one kid. But one real kid is better than 2 fake illusions.
Ultimate Peter and MJ: Hey "Paul" our kids and yours should have a playdate sometime. Oh wait. We forgot. They were never real.
Peter at 4:47: I made a beautiful baby with my wife and a device that took down Regent. Someone who actually had the powers of the most powerful Superheroes.
"Jackpot": You've got the powers of a spider. We've got everything else.
Spinneret: Yeah everything except the love from fans and a real child.
Paul does realize, Spider-Man has packed up multiple superheroes, from Wolverine, the entire fantastic four and the phoenix powered colossus and magik
There's a whole lot go on. Timing would be a long one. If living long for it.
"I sleep in a high tech lab!"
"I sleep in a big bed. With my wife." XD
Where we made a baby.
And the old fashion way than a test tube.
Venom: *HOLY SH*T !!!*
💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
I guess illusions can have kids, because illusion wanted them back. Guess Spider-Man wasn't the only victim of theft.
@@bluesnake1713 Wait what???
The 4:50~4:57 with the unreal tournament HOLY SHIT was max burn, but:
1:37~1:44 DAMN its like perfect parry that 1 hit ko bosses, and:
2:37~2:42 GODDAMN into the sunnnnn boiiiiiiii
And Spooderman delivered the killing blow...again 😂
SPOODERMAN IS HIM 😂🔥💯
I just LOVE how Bully maguire is like their Spider Messiah, every spider looks up to him and no one confronts him
BULLY MAGUIRE THE G.O.A.T
I think it's more funny when your realise that the VA for Peter in the Insomniac Spiderman games is voiced by the same VA for Ben 10 so him being in the spider society actually makes more sense then Paul being in it 😂
HOLLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING!!! I felt like the temprature in my room was gettin higher and higher with every response, but final one from Peter totally knocked me out.
2:06 for a second there I thought MJ dressed up as Quattro Bajeena from Zeta Gundam lmao
3:00 Of course Paul would be SNITCHIN
2:15 Wow. They really went and made MJ the ultimate Mary Sue. This is Eric Cartman energy with, "I have the power to have all the powers I want."
That's Zeb Wells for you
And Jackpot, your gauntlet? Thanos called, he wants his Infinity Gauntlet back.
0:46 Why do most of these Spiders have the Tobey Maguire Spider Symbol? I know he was the Eternal Spider-Man, but I'm just curious
🤔his disciples maybe
That “Holy Shit” from Venom was legit
5:09 and spooderman just ended this man’s whole career. YET! AGAIN
No matter how much Paul does from just being a husband, becoming buff, being a scientist, and making MJ overpowered
He'll never receive love from the fans, even when he does more than just be an origin to disaster
@@martc0965 Jonah: and Peter did it before him. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Or is it just desperation?”
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em Paul: what did I ever do to you Jameson?
@@martc0965 don’t know, probably just existing.
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em PS4 Miles: GOD DAMN!!
I'd choose Peter over Paul. I mean someone existed long and like what, dude only been around like what, days, a month?
4:32 Bro is NOT Captain Kuro
Who is that ??
@ngawangchokden4351 one piece villian.
@@Chokdenwukong He had claws on his fingers so he lifted his glasses like that
@@ashtonbyrd3686 oh thnx since it been years one piece episode been going and I forget the og villians
@ngawangchokden4351 no problem dude, it’s fine. One piece has definitely been going for a long while actually so some of the older villians are hard to remember sometimes lol.
Paul: I've never seen anyone so pathetic.
"Have you tried a mirror?".
"Damn!!"
Got em
Paul: Hello, little girl.
Spider-ling: Sorry, Mommy and Daddy said not to talk to strangers.
Paul: That's okay, my name is Paul. Now I'm not a stranger.
Spider-ling: Really, I thought you were Mr. Potato Head.
Paul:!!!
Spider-ling: Can I take his mouth off, Dad?
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Jackpot: Look, kid, you're cute and all but you don't stand a chance against me. My gauntlet holds the power of every hero on earth.
Spider-ling: And I thought Auntie Felicia was the thief.
Jackpot:!!!
Nobuyuki (my OC): Damn, Spider-ling burned these two to ashes
Spider-punisher (yes, that's a variant that exists): you're a colorful bunch
Paul: hey, Shadow the hedgehog called, he wants his edge ba...
*spider-punisher shoots Paul in the head*
Miguel: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Spider-man: what should be done
and then the whole spider society applauds.
Such Rizz should not exist! I need those Bully Maguire books!
2:30 Jackpot: I have the powers of every marvel hero
Spider-man 18119: but do you have this hot woman in a big bed with you?! I think not!
@@herogrim450 Spider-Man 18119: and I also don’t potentially have a disease by jumping from guy to guy. But it’s always been an open question about you regarding, just like your legs. You feeling itchy? You should probably get tested. You might spread your mediocrity and bullshit to someone else.”
Or a real child?
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Or a better costume
@@samularsaber7943Yeah the Spinneret costume is great. "Jackpot's" costume just looks like someone put together after not getting a real jackpot.
Or the tiger. What? It's true.
2:44- 2:47 she ain’t wrong 😂 ☠️
2:48- 2:49 DANG! The kid was taught well
got a lil inspired by this bit. Let me drop a few roast.
Paul: I made the Gauntlet, what did you make Parker?
Peter: 'points at every Spiderman in the room.'
Paul: Well, here's the real deal. My Mary Jane, Jackpot.
Bully Maguire: Of course you gonna call her to back you up. You have no friends, your kids ain't real, and you yourself will get folded like an omellete on day one by Bonesaw in that bloody cage.
Jackpot: I am better than all of you. I have the power of Avengers, Xmen, and everybody else at my beck and call.
Peter: And none of those powers are unique to you. criminals think of webs and spiders and they imagine Spiderman. They heard of Jackpot and all they think is an easy mark.
Bully Maguire: Oh yeah, no wonder you got rizzed up by someone like Paul.
Paul: Whatever. Bottom line is, I still bag your girl and rich as fuck. You ain't got shit right now.
Peter: Everything special about you comes from your association with MJ, that's all. Without her, you wouldn't even pass for a common burglar in the Silver Age Comics.
Fun Fact: Ben 10's VA is Yuri Lowenthal
Yep both spider-man and ben 10
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Tom Holand is gonna be Spider-Man and Ben 10 BOTH !!!
😮😮😮
Shujinko, come roast the heck out of Jackpot, and show her who's the REAL Jackpot
"Ben 10 called he wants his watch back" that was cool
Paul: Miguel the spider society has gone full circus act
Me: coming from the star clown himself
Miguel: Wait a minute kid, you need to be a spider to be in spider society.
Ben: ¡Spider-Monkey!
Miguel: ... Ok, your win.
3:57 ngl i was kinda expecting Jin Woo to pull up after that line😂
2:54
Chill out ben, you still the H-dial son lol.
HOLY SHIT EVEN BEN IS ROASTING PAUL NOW!
Paul: I even gave her a gauntlet that gives her the powers of every marvel superhero!
Ben and Kevin simultaneously: That's cute.
Anakin Skywalker: I DON'T HAVE SUCH WEAKNESSES!
@@megaman37456 Darth Vader: “I lost one of my hands, became disfigured to a horrific level, and require cybernetics and machines to even simply breathe. Watson would break faster if this happened to her than Disney broke Star Wars. And it only took one movie for permanent scars to appear in Star Wars, it took her less than an entire issue of the comic.”
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3emMiles: GAWDAMN!!!
Venom: HOLY SHIT!
Goku:Even my friend Yamcha is enough to solo you and your entire family
SaitAma:I wouldn’t even use my normal punch but even Genos is enough to solo you
Damn!!!
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Venom on speakers: HOLY SH- *BOOM*
I love it when Paul is the main target... his face after a heated roast is the best.
It’s funny how this all started just to roast Miles’ Colgate suit, but Paul became a more important target.
2:21 Spider-Man: That's good, I've already defeated them all respectively.
2:37 Miles Morales: God damn!
Me: Holy shit!
Dante Seeing MJ using jackpot name: What hell is this?
OH DANG THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST ROAST THAT PAUL AND MJ ARE GONNA GET FROM THE SPIDER-FAMILY!
Renew Your Vows Peter and MJ: We may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
Ultimate Peter and MJ: Our kids and yours should have a playdate sometime. Oh wait. We forgot they vanished before your very eyes because they were never real.
"Jackpot": You have spider powers. I have everything.
Spinneret: Yeah everything except a real child.
@@peeweemaroske8619HOLY DAMN!!
Mary jane get roasted by another mary jane again.
"jackpot" Dante called wants his catchprase back
Vergil: No he doesn't.
@@TheIronWarlockXIII Dante: You can keep it, goodwill dumpster Ben 10, it’s probably become as infected with mediocrity as you are, along with some other things.”
Miguel: Ben tennyson you shouldn't be here
Ben tennyson: Yes i am transform into spider monkey
Nah just scan venom
@@JasonRock-ll7rv good point
Ben 10: and also even my va also voice one of your spiderman too so why am I not here than
@@Chokdenwukong You have a point
Jackpot: I have all the abilities of the Avengers, the X-Men, and even the Fantastic Four.
MJ 18119: It's too bad that the kit does not include the brains of Reed Richards and Tony Stark to know how to use them.
Me If I was in the Spider-Society:
"Oh yeah Paul, congrats. You saw deathly threats and instead of fighting them yourself you send your wife who never fought in her life doing it for you. Husband of the year ladies and gentlemen."
4:53 A burn so brutal that it's not even worth coming back from💀💀💀💀💀
Dude. I can stop laughing for 30 minutes straight. Why is this shit so good!😂
I just love seeing Paul being rosted! IT MAKES MY DAY!
I think the next video Ben 10 should get Alien x Roast Paul and Jackpot In his alien X form.
@@matthewmihalick506 yes!! Yess!! Have him explain, “I can literally stand here and do nothing but argue with myself and still have godlike power that you will never have. You argue with Peter and cannot even convince him to stop being Spider-Man.”
Hell Ben could also go "You know with a blink I can either erase you two from existence or change your reality to where the events of where you'd leave Peter or One More Day never happen right?"
2:31- 2:37 GOOOOOOOSH DAAAAAAAANG! Spidey Wife isn’t holding back her punches
3:49
Well... that line hits a bit differently after learning about what Paul did to his father.
You mean on past issues or new? He's dead meat🤬🤬
Forgot to mention at least Spider-Man 18119 kids are real and didn’t fade away because they weren’t real
" I sleep in a big bed with my wife " This was the best fucking line because its true 😂.
"I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Where we made a baby".
COOKED 🍳
There needs to be a 616 mary jane focused video. Both her and paul can have matching graves
1:36 bro sit yo ass down man what is it going to take Bury you
Miles Morales:"How many volumes of Bully Maguire's wisdom are floating around out there?"
Bully Maguire:"Yes."
3:33-3:40 Oh f*^%! She calling you weak Paul 😂
Ben in Spider Society? I did not see that one coming 😂, but man these Paul roasting videos are always the best 🤣 keep them coming 😂
Well he can turn into Spider 🕷️ Monkey 🐒.
0:54 another book to add to my collection
3:02
This part made me laugh so hard that my asthma kicked in. Paul's face looks like a smashed Sponge Bob ice cream that you get from the ice cream trucks! 🤣😂
Cosmic spiderman:imma put some dirt in you're eyes
I look forward see more videos in future. I enjoy this video.
3:03 Miguel curse out Paul
4:53 Damn! He fucked Paul with that! THAT WAS WAY TO WILD! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
4:53 *C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!* 🚫 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Didn’t see that coming Benjamin Kirby Tennyson wow 🤩