I mean, the list of girlfriends he's had is rather impressive. They were all attracted to him for various reasons, after all. Marvel's editors simply refuse to let Peter have happiness, but if they didn't interfere, well, he'd still be married to Gwen right now. Their kids would be the ones in the hero bizz, probably, and that whole _Sins Past_ wouldn't have happened at all.
Peter is the nice guy, that has the unexpected wild dangerous mystery aspect to him that just makes him a charming guy. He wouldn't be getting so many dates with so many women if they didn't see potential in him.
@@gabrielsantiago6863 It's not a case of preference, Peter would have married Gwen if Green Goblin hadn't killed her. There was a significant time after that before he married MJ.
@BNuts I know that. But I'm thinking more about the matter of the chemistry between them, that's why I would choose MJ. But that will be at the writers preference, if the editors and executives don't interfere in their story development.
Spoderman sure knows how to rizz this is top notch. I love how Paul fails to even exist it’s like the ultimate canon event! The way Morrgian explains to Paul his existence in this 3:34 is so true!!
Don’t worry, Kevin is with us in spirit. And, if you close your eyes and listen with your heart you can hear Kevin laughing his ass off every time Batman roasts someone. Slice of FUN’s videos have paid a remarkable tribute to a legend from our childhood, whilst the developers of Suicide Squad decided that it was more funny to take a dump on his grave instead of respecting the lore and character of Batman.
For good reason. I'm still convinced that Mary Jane he's with is a clone. A sad sad clone prone to manipulation. And if Paul's actual rizz was like that, then she is REALLY sad.
@@antyep Please on god, no. I'm sick to death of retcons. With Spiderman the cloning thing has been done to death and let's face it, that'd be the ultimate cop out to undo what Zeb Wells has done. Let the chips fall where they lay and down the road see if Pete can land a new wife/GF. Frankly never liked Marry Jane imo.
@@TheDeadlyBlueWolf you kidding? Do you know how long ago since Marvel editorials kept breaking them up? And since the 70s, man. They wanted to because they want Peter to be 'relatable' and be single and ready to mingle. Each time they screwed up. I count four times or more, one of them is the Clone Saga, but at least there, she and Peter would still be together (though he was originally gonna be a clone that time), have a kid, and retire into the sunset. Maybe I want them back so Marvel executives won't have their way, and yes, the cloning been done ot death, but bringing them back as they are now, well...MJ's rep is in shambles. HOW Paul got her to marry him is beyond me.
@@TheDeadlyBlueWolfthey won’t let him live, love or die in peace something tells me that even if they somehow solve the “Paul Problem” we’ll be back to square one eventually with him and MJ breaking up…….again hell even the other popular options like Gwen, Felicia, Cindy and Katherine will get screwed over because Marvel will default to MJ out of convenience or their own sense of necessity because they’re THE Marvel couple and I’m actually tired of seeing it
It's far more probable the editors and executives of Marvel destroy the multiverse than Spiderman does. The truth is, Marvel is the most dangerous and worst threat to Marvel multiverse than Spiderman happy life.
He's not just a self insert, he's the fusion of both Shawn King and Zeb Wells combined in one. I wouldn't really agree with Paul being a self insert 100%, because he's just a walking plot device who's just... there, just to keep Peter away from MJ, but if you have any other opinion, I'm totally fine with that.
Bro the way you did the 616 Spiderman lines was perfect. For the first time in your vids,it actually felt like what something Spiderman would say and act🔥
Morrigan just became my new hero in this series. That wasn’t just a burial. That wasn’t just a cremation. That was a “heat death of the universe” level of incineration. Also, GO SPOODERMAN!
@@dayvonlouis5187 Honestly, the only thing I would have changed was instead of the usual headstone, there would have been a crater where the tombstone once stood. That was a tactical nuke of a roast.
Oh god, please yes!! If anyone who deserves the Paul-levels of roasting, it's Teen Titans GO! And bring in the REAL Titans to help with the roasting, because they were barely allowed to in that crossover movie.
Couldn’t agree more. Cus of course they’re too p*ssy to be honest about that disgraceful trash of a ripoff! It’s not even remotely funny! Just disgusting! You could find more entertainment in a toilet!
Main Highlights of Rizz Showdown 1:07 CREATIVE DESTRUCTION 3:16 - 3:20 Paul is nothing but a GOD-DAMN BEIGE SWEATER 5:29 JEAN CLONE MOMMY 6:27 and 6:37 COW PUNS 8:04 SUCK IT MARVEL UNIVERSE, I RIZZ UP SCARLET WITCH(HEAD BUTT TO THE CAM'S POV)
Damn you sent Paul to a metaphorical soul shredder and I love it😂 Venom definitely needs a win after the last dance and Jean is a big one😊 Homelander………… he’s shooting way to high unless that’s injustice Wonder Woman😅 Never considered Peter and Wanda could be a thing🤔
616 Spidey just straight up said, "F**k you Universe, i'm taking this W and you can't do s**t about it" in the end. And i don't blame him. He actually earned and deserved that W for after all the s**t he had to deal with in his universe.
You should do a video of the JL vs Avengers in a roast battle. I would love to see Iron Man and Batman trade barbs. I think that Black Panther would be a menace, and it would be fun to see Hawkeye and Green Arrow trade insults. I feel like Thor and Superman would be the most chill, seeing this as a light hearted ribing rather than anything serious.
Please have Spider-Man and Spinneret team up with Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate Mary Jane and roast "Paul" out of existence. "Paul": I'm the current husband of Mary Jane. Spinneret and Ultimate Mary Jane: The only thing you are the current of is the current end of Zeb Wells.
Paul and Homelander's attempts to rizz - epic fails, though I'm not sure if they were attempts to begin with I've seen Johnny Bravo have better rizz while these guys just straight threw gasoline on themselves to be burned Also Paul, writer's golden child? More accurately writer's accident, made because the writers either hated Spider Man or it was the Mandarine actor from Iron Man 3 who was both high and drunk Homelander asking Wonder Woman about milk producing? Even anime characters like Roshi or Jiraya who are known perverts wouldn't go straight for that XD
Despite his issues with MJ, or whatever the writers do to him, you can’t forget that 616 always had the Rizz on point since the 60s. Just look all the chicks he’s gotten with over the years in his universe
Paul: Hahaha! That makes no difference. As long as Nick Lowe is still running things, hiring writers who despises you as much as Zeb, then my future is secure. Peter: Well, if MY franchise collapse completely, the fandom will know who to blame.
@ Peter-616: So essentially, if I go, you go too. You cannot survive without me, both as a character in realize and in the comics. I can survive without you, have for a long time. You would be known as the character that was so stupid in idea that he caused an entire franchise to end. I am the favorite son of the one above all, you are the son of a psychopath. We are not the same.
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em Paul: Uh um…I have nothing to fear! I’m the modern audiences’ golden child! Morrigan: Bye bye, beinge boy. You don’t belong in this world.
Please do the real house wife’s of the multiverse spinneret, silk, black cat, morrigan, and maybe Gwen for good measure to roast Mary jane (the one with Paul)
Time for me to roast Paul out of existence. Paul, you might have Mary Jane, but you will never truly marry Jane, you’re a back up option similar to that of a curropted file, needing to be a replacement for the real deal. Paul, if there was a multiversal god, he would personally make you Spider-Man just to replace you with bully maguires book. Because that book has more resolve, rizz, and actually contributed to a society more than your 2 second rated suit and 2 second appearance in an actual comic.
616 Spidey has the most rizz. He literally rizzed up the hottest sorceress around, and in a way, this is subtle payback for the whole house of M event. Also, Paul just got annihilated by Morrigan! 😅
Long-time comic fans will know that when the writers decide that Peter should have some wins, but Marvel doesn't want him near Mary Jane, he still manages to have something real nice on the side. Let's go down the list shall we Black Cat Marrow Silver Sable (AU) Silk (not really intentional on either of their parts but yeah) Shadow Cat Carlie Cooper Betty Brant Lian Tang He's also had a bunch of other Super Hero flings which I am pretty sure includes She-Hulk. Peter's life may perpetually suck depending on how Marvel editorial feels that year, but a common part of his character is that the dude has game.
I love the jean gray one, in truth i think everyone wants on some level, someone to just...get them y'know. Been lookin since I could think and have yet to find it. I thought I did, but you'd be surprised how little 5 years means to some people. I know I'll find it one day. That kinda talk wins a lot of guys hearts, ik it'd win mine
Seeing Peter 616 win for once is...nostalgic.
I mean, the list of girlfriends he's had is rather impressive. They were all attracted to him for various reasons, after all. Marvel's editors simply refuse to let Peter have happiness, but if they didn't interfere, well, he'd still be married to Gwen right now. Their kids would be the ones in the hero bizz, probably, and that whole _Sins Past_ wouldn't have happened at all.
@@BNuts I just prefer MJ instead of Gwen. But that's okay.
Peter is the nice guy, that has the unexpected wild dangerous mystery aspect to him that just makes him a charming guy. He wouldn't be getting so many dates with so many women if they didn't see potential in him.
@@gabrielsantiago6863 It's not a case of preference, Peter would have married Gwen if Green Goblin hadn't killed her. There was a significant time after that before he married MJ.
@BNuts I know that. But I'm thinking more about the matter of the chemistry between them, that's why I would choose MJ. But that will be at the writers preference, if the editors and executives don't interfere in their story development.
All these people needed to pass the rizz showdown is to read Bully Maguire's book, then they are guaranteed winners
Exactly!
It’s like the Ultimate cheat code
Except Paul. He doesn't deserve it.
@@JollyNator damn straight.
Except Spooderman, he seems to just outrizz with pure chaos.
7:48 616 Peter actually got a girl, and it’s the Scarlet Witch, all I see is a W for Peter
And it stands for Witch! WINNING the Witch, that is!!
The curse might have been lifted today
That’s cause unlike in the Rami movies, spider man actually had rizz in the comics.
@@SpiderFan-e13facts
@nicholascaldwell1187 The dude has so much unleashed rizz even his bully's girlfriend wanted him and that's before he got the powers
Spoderman sure knows how to rizz this is top notch.
I love how Paul fails to even exist it’s like the ultimate canon event!
The way Morrgian explains to Paul his existence in this 3:34 is so true!!
Beige sweater was awesome. 😆
Bye-bye, beige boy
1:15-1:38 BRO, HE ACTUALLY RIZZED UP HARLEY?! 😮
He sure did!
I’m surprised but well yeah
Why would that be surprising? She was into the JOKER. T H E J O K E R
@@cidlunius1076 Spooderman is on a different level of crazy and I wasn't expecting Harley to fall for him...
I'm just as shocked as you are!
It always bangs when Venom from the movies says “ Holy Shit “
Like straight from mortal kombat announcer
Batman being the official manager of the Spider Society actually sounds cool.
Rizz-Off championships:
Spooderman 0:28
Venom 4:16
Peter Parker from Earth 616 6:46
Bro, Homelander and Paul were left out! 😭
@@NoHandle44 that's the joke. just like Paul!
@@arx5638 Collateral damage 😮
I think it was Jean who rizzed up Venom.
@@SpiderFan-e13a W is a W.
The more I hear Kevin Conroy's voice, even if it's through AI, I get that longing for the old days when he first dubbed as Batman ✊🏻😢
Same here
same here
same here
Every time i hear batman. I have remind myself that Kevin is gone…and I still miss hin
Don’t worry, Kevin is with us in spirit. And, if you close your eyes and listen with your heart you can hear Kevin laughing his ass off every time Batman roasts someone. Slice of FUN’s videos have paid a remarkable tribute to a legend from our childhood, whilst the developers of Suicide Squad decided that it was more funny to take a dump on his grave instead of respecting the lore and character of Batman.
Paul was definitely dragged in on purpose lol
For good reason. I'm still convinced that Mary Jane he's with is a clone. A sad sad clone prone to manipulation. And if Paul's actual rizz was like that, then she is REALLY sad.
@@antyep Please on god, no. I'm sick to death of retcons. With Spiderman the cloning thing has been done to death and let's face it, that'd be the ultimate cop out to undo what Zeb Wells has done. Let the chips fall where they lay and down the road see if Pete can land a new wife/GF. Frankly never liked Marry Jane imo.
@@TheDeadlyBlueWolf you kidding? Do you know how long ago since Marvel editorials kept breaking them up? And since the 70s, man. They wanted to because they want Peter to be 'relatable' and be single and ready to mingle. Each time they screwed up. I count four times or more, one of them is the Clone Saga, but at least there, she and Peter would still be together (though he was originally gonna be a clone that time), have a kid, and retire into the sunset.
Maybe I want them back so Marvel executives won't have their way, and yes, the cloning been done ot death, but bringing them back as they are now, well...MJ's rep is in shambles. HOW Paul got her to marry him is beyond me.
@@TheDeadlyBlueWolfthey won’t let him live, love or die in peace something tells me that even if they somehow solve the “Paul Problem” we’ll be back to square one eventually with him and MJ breaking up…….again hell even the other popular options like Gwen, Felicia, Cindy and Katherine will get screwed over because Marvel will default to MJ out of convenience or their own sense of necessity because they’re THE Marvel couple and I’m actually tired of seeing it
And i have no objection on this one.
Bully Maguire need to send every Spider-Man an copy of his book ‘I’m gonna put some dirt in your eyes’ The Art of Rizzing like a Bully
I think Madelyne Pryor was the one who actually rizzed up Venom instead of the other way around.
What I’m saying
Well Madelyne liked what she saw, which worked out for Venom in the end.
The challenge was Venom was suppose to rizz her… and Madelyne really said: Nah, I’m the one doing the challenge. 😂😂 Still, a W is a W.
I don’t think anyone minds that because Venom wasn’t roasted
😂😂 right, had him blushing
616 finally won, hopefully the multiverse doesn't collapse.
It's far more probable the editors and executives of Marvel destroy the multiverse than Spiderman does. The truth is, Marvel is the most dangerous and worst threat to Marvel multiverse than Spiderman happy life.
@gabrielsantiago6863 my comment was meant to be a joke lol
@@ghostlyman4289 I know.
6:03 *AIN'T NO F🤬KING WAY HE JUST ASKED THAT QUESTION?! WTF?!* 😂😂😂😂
Are we really going to pretend that's a question he wouldn't ask
@@CS08129absolute touché
That scene popped up as soon as your comment popped up 😂😂😂
Damn Peter from 616 who’s broke and poor just rizzed up wanda
Paul you’re not a golden child for writers. You’re a legitimate self insert
He's not just a self insert, he's the fusion of both Shawn King and Zeb Wells combined in one.
I wouldn't really agree with Paul being a self insert 100%, because he's just a walking plot device who's just... there, just to keep Peter away from MJ, but if you have any other opinion, I'm totally fine with that.
Bro the way you did the 616 Spiderman lines was perfect. For the first time in your vids,it actually felt like what something Spiderman would say and act🔥
Morrigan just became my new hero in this series. That wasn’t just a burial. That wasn’t just a cremation. That was a “heat death of the universe” level of incineration.
Also, GO SPOODERMAN!
Call it baptism by fire because she roasted his soul😂
@@dayvonlouis5187 Honestly, the only thing I would have changed was instead of the usual headstone, there would have been a crater where the tombstone once stood. That was a tactical nuke of a roast.
And that’s why Morrigan is MvC Spidey’s girl!
Venom got Rizzed up XD
😂😂
Good god, Homelander makes his question and then it smashed cut into an ad. That was AMAZING timing. 😂
Seeing Peter 616 Rizzed Scarlet Witch is Comedy 🔥
3:56 Paul is getting so ratio that it takes a priest and fire truck to put out his ratio, Morgan literally took him to hell😭
Spider-Society roasting Teen Titans Go! needs to hapen next, given how Warner Bros. doesn't have the guts to do the job.
Oh god, please yes!! If anyone who deserves the Paul-levels of roasting, it's Teen Titans GO! And bring in the REAL Titans to help with the roasting, because they were barely allowed to in that crossover movie.
We need this
Couldn't agree more we definitely need that
Couldn’t agree more.
Cus of course they’re too p*ssy to be honest about that disgraceful trash of a ripoff!
It’s not even remotely funny!
Just disgusting!
You could find more entertainment in a toilet!
It would be even better if venoom joins in on roasting teen titans go that would fr be a roast fest
Main Highlights of Rizz Showdown
1:07 CREATIVE DESTRUCTION
3:16 - 3:20 Paul is nothing but a GOD-DAMN BEIGE SWEATER
5:29 JEAN CLONE MOMMY
6:27 and 6:37 COW PUNS
8:04 SUCK IT MARVEL UNIVERSE, I RIZZ UP SCARLET WITCH(HEAD BUTT TO THE CAM'S POV)
8:00 Both Batman and Spider-Man, they are the Kings of Womens😅
Batman: is he always like this?
Got me laughing 🤣🤣
not venom callling someone mommy bruh LMAO. also yessir 100k!!!
I never get tired of hearing OG Venom saying "holy shit!" Always so funny.
Spooderman has my respect for rizzing up Harley like that, my man 😂
Damn you sent Paul to a metaphorical soul shredder and I love it😂 Venom definitely needs a win after the last dance and Jean is a big one😊 Homelander………… he’s shooting way to high unless that’s injustice Wonder Woman😅 Never considered Peter and Wanda could be a thing🤔
Comic black noir/Homelander's clone joins the roasting show be like: I eat babies.
4:03 welp Paul time to leave and learn you aren't going to win a roast battle in any universe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really need a copy of Bully Maguire's Rizz book.
6:38 I can’t stop laughing every time I see that face 😂
venom misunderstood the assignment-instead of rizzing he got rizzed
Hey man it works.
616 Spidey just straight up said, "F**k you Universe, i'm taking this W and you can't do s**t about it" in the end.
And i don't blame him.
He actually earned and deserved that W for after all the s**t he had to deal with in his universe.
Scarlet Witch is definitely a W, she even has it as an initial to her real name. Now that's W for Wanda 😂😂😂😂
@TheIronWarlockXIII That's makes it more subtle and worth it.
A few lines in and I was like “hole up, is Jean the one rizzing up Venom? Those tables turned fast” lol🤣🤣🖤💀😜😁
3:21 He said shit so loud it blew up the whole block 💀
I’d love to see more of Wonder Woman and jean’s clone in this. They would fit it perfectly, just like Batman. Though you should introduce She-Hulk
"Did venom just called jean mommy?" That line was pretty crazy
3:06 her insult + venom reaction + paul's face...its magic🎉😂😂😂😂
2:48-3:08 *LET MORRIGAN COOK!!!* 🍳 😂
She cooked alright, on a freaking bonfire from Hell! Holy shit!!!
Even The Dark Queen of All Succubus knows how to cook some real roasting with Hell blazing fire.
Even Venom is stunned.
@@antyep
*Multiverse Meltdown!*
Man, once I heard Paul was set with Morgan. I already knew this was gonna be a roast. She roasted him last time. And she demolished him this time.
@@z-man1237 massive COMBOOOOO!
1:31 This was a GENIUS joke🤣
I don’t get it. Can you explain the joke please?
@@zerosorigin8387 9/11
@@jamalx4743OOOOOHHH, yikes💀
4:53 if anything, Jean rizzed up Venom
Hey a win is a win.
You should do a video of the JL vs Avengers in a roast battle. I would love to see Iron Man and Batman trade barbs. I think that Black Panther would be a menace, and it would be fun to see Hawkeye and Green Arrow trade insults.
I feel like Thor and Superman would be the most chill, seeing this as a light hearted ribing rather than anything serious.
Bro i swear to god i havent laugh like this my entire life XD this was soooo f funny do more pls
3:10 BRO NOT THE VENOM ECHO EXPLOSION "HOOLY SHIT!!"
Dota 1 era sound effect
2:05 Get comfortable everyone, this is gonna be good
That's was a damn fact
Fr
I'm so proud of 616 Peter! But Spooderman bagging Harley Quinn?! Whoa!
5:34 Venom got reverse rizzed
The best kind of rizz is when the person you rizz actually wants you
6:17 Oh look it's homelander's dream girl. 😂
Spooderman the rizz god 😂
At this point Miguel should take a vacation from everything since everyone from the multiverse is coming to the spider society 😂
5:47 T-800: Hey, Dickwad! That’s my motto.
Finally my boy 616 peter is getting not only his Rizz but also a new suit.(with a little help of Doctor Doom)
Please have Spider-Man and Spinneret team up with Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate Mary Jane and roast "Paul" out of existence.
"Paul": I'm the current husband of Mary Jane.
Spinneret and Ultimate Mary Jane: The only thing you are the current of is the current end of Zeb Wells.
6:18 Homelander just got CowFished
to bad for coachman in wwe
Nah venom ain’t rizz up no one HE got rizzed up😭
Ay a W is a W. He got rizzed up by Madelyn Prior, that's as good as it gets for someone like Venom
@ IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME NOT HIM ITS NOT FAIR
-616 Spider-Man rizzing up the scarlet witch just broke the canon.
Ultimate Spider-Man 6160: "I did not see that coming."
Vision: 😤😤
Vision: Wait, it's Spiderman we're talking about. He's far better than Paul. Hope the writers and editors don't screw this one.
6:03 bro gonna get cancelled 💀
Paul and Homelander's attempts to rizz - epic fails, though I'm not sure if they were attempts to begin with
I've seen Johnny Bravo have better rizz while these guys just straight threw gasoline on themselves to be burned
Also Paul, writer's golden child? More accurately writer's accident, made because the writers either hated Spider Man or it was the Mandarine actor from Iron Man 3 who was both high and drunk
Homelander asking Wonder Woman about milk producing? Even anime characters like Roshi or Jiraya who are known perverts wouldn't go straight for that XD
4:18 shit, this Jean Grey is warming me up..
Watching venom saying "mommy" to Jean grey is so funny but at the same time, WHAT THE FUC
OMG MORRIGAN JUST BURIED PAUL LIKE DAAAAAAMMMNNN!!
There is no Paul, just the scattered ashes of a cosmic mistake of a man.
3:32-3:38 *MORRIGAN WINS!!! FATALITY!!! FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!*
Despite his issues with MJ, or whatever the writers do to him, you can’t forget that 616 always had the Rizz on point since the 60s. Just look all the chicks he’s gotten with over the years in his universe
Peter 616: Paul, I don’t mean to be the bearer of bad news, wait, yes I do, but Zeb’s been kicked off.
Paul: Hahaha! That makes no difference. As long as Nick Lowe is still running things, hiring writers who despises you as much as Zeb, then my future is secure.
Peter: Well, if MY franchise collapse completely, the fandom will know who to blame.
@ Peter-616: So essentially, if I go, you go too. You cannot survive without me, both as a character in realize and in the comics. I can survive without you, have for a long time. You would be known as the character that was so stupid in idea that he caused an entire franchise to end. I am the favorite son of the one above all, you are the son of a psychopath. We are not the same.
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em Paul: Uh um…I have nothing to fear! I’m the modern audiences’ golden child!
Morrigan: Bye bye, beinge boy. You don’t belong in this world.
I kind of expected Scarlet Witch's AI voice to sound like Elizabeth Olsen. 🥵
2:51 venom 😭
I mean we are Venom
3:14 "You're like a beige sweater in her closet. Practical but never the one she'd choose on purpos.
LOL Paul got eternal flames of humiliation.
spooder man's cooking 💀
Paul roasts NEVER get old!!
Awesome Video. We Need To Get Sonic And Other Characters To Roast Paul, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles And Others.
I love how venom got rizzed instead of him rizzing😂😂
"take that universe" is personal
Venom calls Jean mommy. 5:28
0:14 LOL 😂 Don't fuck up!!!
Please do the real house wife’s of the multiverse spinneret, silk, black cat, morrigan, and maybe Gwen for good measure to roast Mary jane (the one with Paul)
Oh yeah, I missed that explosion at 3:21 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Before explosion. Is the nostalgia to old DOTA days
Venom was not rizzing Jean up at all
Jean was rizzing up Venom 💀💀
At dawn! And I thought videos would only come out a little earlier 😅
Peter Parker truly has too much hopeless romantic vibes and great charm to keep getting kicked around like that.
Time for me to roast Paul out of existence.
Paul, you might have Mary Jane, but you will never truly marry Jane, you’re a back up option similar to that of a curropted file, needing to be a replacement for the real deal.
Paul, if there was a multiversal god, he would personally make you Spider-Man just to replace you with bully maguires book. Because that book has more resolve, rizz, and actually contributed to a society more than your 2 second rated suit and 2 second appearance in an actual comic.
GODDAMN!
HOLY SHIT!
@ and those weren’t even my best roasts he got the bare minimum cause that’s all he is
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
MY MAN WENT WITH NO MERCY WITH THAT ONE DAMN
@@reginesaguin1191 if my comment gets 20 likes I’ll do my best ones on Paul
616 Spidey has the most rizz. He literally rizzed up the hottest sorceress around, and in a way, this is subtle payback for the whole house of M event.
Also, Paul just got annihilated by Morrigan! 😅
Venom was down bad like: What?!
Eddie and Peter on a double date with Jean Grey and Wanda is fucking hilarious
Yo Peter 616 finally got some rizz, very proud man,
How on earth have I missed out on *3 weeks of SoF?!*
First time coming across this channel and I'm already in love. Damn you doing a great job bro.
Venom got reverse rizzed. Nah bruh, that woman built different!😃😂
Long-time comic fans will know that when the writers decide that Peter should have some wins, but Marvel doesn't want him near Mary Jane, he still manages to have something real nice on the side. Let's go down the list shall we
Black Cat
Marrow
Silver Sable (AU)
Silk (not really intentional on either of their parts but yeah)
Shadow Cat
Carlie Cooper
Betty Brant
Lian Tang
He's also had a bunch of other Super Hero flings which I am pretty sure includes She-Hulk. Peter's life may perpetually suck depending on how Marvel editorial feels that year, but a common part of his character is that the dude has game.
Madelyne seduced Venom just so she can destroy Jean's reputation😂😂😂
She also wanted that 16 inches of Venom 😂😅
Damn I don't care how powerful or how sexy a woman is is she roasting me like this we got to fight💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣3:05
Bro brought Homelander next. I want to see Ben The Rizz God
I love the jean gray one, in truth i think everyone wants on some level, someone to just...get them y'know. Been lookin since I could think and have yet to find it. I thought I did, but you'd be surprised how little 5 years means to some people. I know I'll find it one day. That kinda talk wins a lot of guys hearts, ik it'd win mine
Thank God Spider Gwen wasn't around when this was happening since she always shoots down every attempt when someone rizzes her.
Bruh, please bring back Symbiote Miles. Watch how he destroys the society and rizzes up all the girls despite still being in high school.
Morrigan didn't just ROAST him! She snapped him out of existence!
I knew it, I called it! Batman came back, just like I predicted!
Good Lord, Homelander wasn't recovering from that