We should’ve got a Squidward movie where a security system takes control of squidward’s house and begins attacking the city and the climax would be Squidward doing community service
EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME, and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! this episode is when the Squidward torture corn started to become a regular stable in Spongebob's episodes and this one is one of the meanest, cruelest, and just plain unfair of them all.
It’d be cool if Squidward was given community service for the damage he caused, even though SpongeBob and Patrick were in his house and responsible for everything
Plot twist: this is all in squidwards mind. He’s dreaming. Which is why the animation isn’t on par with the last one. Also is why Sandy doesn’t have much character development,because Squidward doesn’t know a ton about Sandy. It’s why SpongeBob is more annoying because that’s all he is to squidward. Also Squidward is a freak
I always hate the, "but its for kids argument." When I was a kid I wasn't a genius, but I could def tell that something was off, or wasn't right. Also, it's not like kids don't deserve more enriching entertainment and culture. Lastly the thing that made Spongebob so good is that my parents, or babysitter wouldn't mind watching it compared to other children or baby shows because the show is actually just entertaining on its own.
For real, I could even tell that the season 4/5 episodes of SpongeBob felt really off despite only being about 6 years old, which is still younger than the show’s target 7-12 demographic
Just got done watching it. Jesus Christ, Spongebob's characterization was more all over the map than Patrick's. I mean, one minute he is _sobbing_ over losing Bikini Bottom, the next minute he _genuinely considers_ traveling with Sandy's family instead of continuing the quest to get all his friends back. Like, _what?_
@@jayesinternetdudehappens when you’ve been on air for a long time. Seriously his show might end up beating The Simpsons in the number of seasons they get
hi. this is the real spongebob, the main reason that i was off in this film is because i was high and smoke too much crack, i hope you understand and thank you.
this feel like if you fed an ai on nothing but everything that makes a bad spongebob episode and 2010's nick live action slop and told it to make you a spongebob movie.
Yeah, like, what on gods earth was that?! I get they wanted to do what that Geroge Lopez show does with its flashbacks and all...but that was a show! This is a movie with more budget then shows! There's no reason to just have the bad guy be a little child in the flashback with a child actor!
0:01 I've noticed that it's getting to the point where Tom Kenny is struggling to do his SpongeBob voice. Listen to a clip of Spongebob during the golden era, & clips from this movie side by side. Even during the 20th anniversary, he could atill pull of the voice. It's to the point were Nick is starting to re-use old SpongeBob laughing audio because he can't really do it anymore. Edit: I've said to myself in the past that SpongeBob will only end once the main cast starts passing away, but with how soulless Nickelodeon has become, they'll just replace them with AI and SpongeBob will continue on into the 23rd century.
I've said to myself in the past that SpongeBob will only end once the main cast starts passing away, but with how soulless Nickelodeon has become, they'll just replace them with AI and SpongeBob will continue on into the 23rd century.
That kind of reminds me that here in Spanish-speaking Latin America, many people have noticed that Spongebob's dub actor, Luis Carreño, sounds much more high-pitched in the last 5 or so seasons, but the thing is that in some interviews and conventions when he does his Spongebob, or should I say Bob Esponja, voice he still can do a good impression of what he used to sound since season two (because Bob was voiced by a different actor in the first season). I think Luis mentioned that some producers at Nickelodeon actually ordered him to imitate Tom Kenny's high-pitch performance, no matter if it's getting more annoying.
12:11 Looked it up, The Budget for this movie was $17 Million💀💀💀 The First movie was $30Mill Second movie was $74Mill And lastly the 3rd movie was $60Mill
I actually did the math (cuz I’m a nerd) this would mean they had (around) 3 TIMES LESS the budget of any of the other movies, no wonder it looks so cheap
You're one to talk. I was RAISED IN GALVESTON. Galveston is such a perfect place in theory for a Spongebob movie to take place, given that it's a swamp island. But they just decided to make it a desert for some reason...
@@Sakis_HusbandI live right outside Galveston and while I haven't seen this piece of shit, none of the footage shown in this video actually looks like Galveston
the only part of this film thats actually funny is how someone on twitter just lied saying the script was written by ChatGPT with no proof and people believed it because that would 100% check out with how the film is written
The fact that this movie got leaked in its entirety, everyone said it was awful, and they didn’t make a single change to it before release is the most questionable thing in existence. Massive L, Nickelodeon.
Okay, lemme get this straight. In the picture they show of Sandy when she was the best water-skiing squirrel or something, she looks older, at least older than she does in Kamp Koral. So at some point when she was like 8 she went below the ocean to GO to Kamp Koral to make sure the Krabby Patty formula was discovered by present-Sandy, went back to Texas at some point to perform with her family, went BACK under the ocean at another point likely years later to "meet SpongeBob for the first time" while fighting off a giant clam. Am I missing anything?
As a kid I shipped Spongebob and Sandy. Knowing that they made a movie with Spongebob and Sandy in the main roles without them becoming a couple dissapoints the child in me. However, this is only what the child in me thinks and the sadness isnot deep. However, the adult in me doesn't care much about Spandy and doesn't see any romantic undertones between Spongebob and Sandy outside the first few seasons. The adult in me hates this movie for the same reasons Cartoonshi does.
I shipped them as a kid too… they had a lot of chemistry in Tea at the Treedome. However, I do find it unnecessary now, but deep down I still want it to happen haha
Well she is a scientist so maybe she gave herself the ability to fly? They should've had her say "Oh, I wasn't always a flying squirrel! I gave myself these bad boys so I don't have to walk everywhere
@@infinity_74577 oh man, I know shows like Spongebob and The Simpsons don't have a strict continuity, but I think it'd help a lot and maybe writers could get creative if they had a sort of archive or maybe hire a consultant, someone that knows everything about the show, maybe even better than them, so they wouldn't make a lot of contradictions. For example, the new Fairly Odd Parents references a lot of things that happened in the original series, and older fans are loving the new show
The southern flying squirrel does exist in eastern TX, but the entry in Spongebob's field guide in the episode "Tea at the Treedome" specifically says *land* squirrel.
The spinoff movie was directed by someone who doesn't work on anything related to SpongeBob and a board artist of the movie Jay Lender pretty much confirmed every writing decision was executive mandated. Which explains why it was bad 🥶
@GaryViews no kidding! And considering the director (Liza Johnson) 's record of stuff she directed (like the last of us TV show adaptation for instance)...well..I truly do wonder, how on earth do you go from adapting Joel's despair over his daughter getting shot to death, to spongebob smelling shit?!
Whats sad is as a kid I’d always really wanted to see Sandy’s family. I think this would’ve been SO much better if it had been mostly underwater with her family coming to visit (and maybe one scene with them on land towards the end). The first few SpongeBob movies only had a couple scenes on land and I think it worked in their favor
Obviously the director doesn't give damn about acting quality, so I imagine Sykes was like, "You know what? They're only interested in slapping my name on the project for marketing purposes, so why don't I just put in the bare minimum amount of effort and get an easy paycheck?"
One thing I also don't like in Modern SpongeBob is Tom Kenny's aging voice. You can already feel that Tom's voice doing SpongeBob is getting weaker or"lighter" at this point, because he's getting older now. And Nickelodeon still keeps milking their money making machine
They could have gone the route of „Bikini Bottom got abducted by an Aquarium to put them as an attraction“, Wtf is this about „women wants to pet fish“
What is it with nickelodeon and shoving so many kink themes into their movies? It's not even subtle either. Also the rattle snake having human teeth is super cursed. The entire movie is super cursed.
Because they get the freakiest mfs to come in. And let me tell you,when a artist has a kink they like to put it in the media they work on (i have shamelessly done it before as a very young child)
LOL! I lost the count of the times I have read a complain about human teeth on an anthrpomorphic charcter. Also... Have you ever seen Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog, Totally Spies and The Lion Guard? Those are so filled of "that's my fetish" moments.
The fact that she "like-likes" the fish isnt even the scariest part. *She kidnaps them by shoving them in her coat and stuffing them in her drawer to cuddle in the middle of the night.*
First the live action Pinocchio film, then this one. Why does these writers think that having your optimistic character sniffing actual excrement is funny?
I know, right? I thought of the same thing when I noticed SpongeBob inhaling literal crap. And unsurprisingly, just like that "Pinocchio" scene, it was perfect, attention-grabbing material for cynical reviewers to be like, "See? The movie itself knows it''s s**t!"
@@corcortinez5361 I wasn't naming Cynical Reviews in particular. I was saying "cynical reviewers" (note how I wrote it as an improper noun) in general without naming specific ones.
For all its flaws, at least Sponge on the Run had really nice animation and colors. This new movie’s animation looks like it came from a bad video game. It’s not awful though. The live action editing on the other hand, is unforgivable. I refuse to believe it’s real.
Same here. They really should just bring something we haven’t seen in a while instead, like The Patakis spinoff series we were going to get after Hey Arnold’s original run, or even an As Told By Ginger continuation, or shows like Invader Zim getting another chance. ANYTHING BUT THE SPONGE AND THE KID WITH THE BIG FAMILY, PLEASE!! #LeavetheAbusedSpongeDry #TheLoudHouseMoreLikeTheQuietHouse
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and several of the more "off-color" scenes. The manure scene and the feet scene.
This movie was the worst movie my brother watched from start to finish! 7:11 I quote from my aforementioned brother, "White woman jump scare!" 7:23 another quote from my brother, "the writers poorly disguised fetish!" (Also the amount of times he said, "plot convenience" is shockingly high!)
5:56 that's true SpongeBob used to be still energetic and childish and stupid but he wasstill a little bit smart and he would help Patrick with things but in the newer episodes he's a lot stupider and more babyish.
After the second movie the show was actually in a bit of a resurgence in quality, along with the second movie itself being pretty great. Some episodes like Mimic Madness people said we’re on a Golden Era level, sadly not all good things can last, and it feels like after season 12 it just kinda became slop again, along with the past two movies, SpongeBob on the Run and this. This isn’t about disrespecting Hillenburgs legacy, none of the stuff that’s come out after his death has been, it’s just a matter of not making really anything good or funny, and this movie is hands down one of the worst SpongeBob products to come out since season 7, the season where SpongeBob shamed Gary while about to get eaten by a vile monstrosity.
Another reason why this movie is bad is because the director Liza Johnson NEVER worked on anything Spongebob related except this movie.She’s never even worked in the field of animation.For example: Stephen Hillenburg worked on Rocko’s Modern Life and directed the 1st movie Paul Tibbuit is a storyboard artist and directed the 2nd movie and was the show runner of SpongeBob from 2005-2015 Tim Hill worked on the show from 2005-2007 as a story editor and even helped develop the show and directed the 3rd movie
I would've assumed that awful scene where Wanda Sykes' head is key framed on a child's body was probably unfinished at the time the movie leaked but seeing the official release still keep that YTP ass editing insults me more
@@EggFighterXB-I guess so. He had a pretty successful psychology session with Dr. Marco and now he's still Ballin' with his younger brother at the court
I don't understand why they had to edit her face on there, they could've just had the child actor there. I can't imagine being that little girl, she probably always wanted to be in a SpongeBob movie, she finally gets her chance and only for her face to be covered
Wanda Sykes was a better villain in that one episode of Bubble Guppies where she played a witch. As a kid, I actually loved that episode, but here, man she really went to new lows
I saw the leaked version. I thought the animation was pretty good, but it got a little funky sometimes... I mean it looked like it was actually unfinished. Well it _was_ leaked early, so maybe it literally WAS unfinished. When Sandy "got hit with the DeviantArt ray", I didn't even think of inflation, I just thought "Oh ha it's her hibernation design". They clearly spent the budget on tracking the robot lady's head to her body. Holy heck did it look good. It really looked like her head belonged there. That makes me think the poor tracking in the flashback bit was supposed to be funny. When it ended, I was just like "Welp, it was a movie I guess".
Well, Sandy's a small animal and her whole body swelling up due to the venom makes sense because if you're bit by something venomous, the area will swell up and that area only because we're so big, and Sandy's body is a lot smaller
Some franchises are just so popular that it doesn't matter how bad it is. people just throw their money at things like that. Whether it's a cartoon video game or a movie franchise, none of them are safe from this
Hell, I would argue that the Woody Woodpecker Goes To Camp movie had better quality than this. Although it still doesn’t make sense to me on why they did a sequel to a movie that was probably the reason why Woody Woodpecker doesn’t appear as a meet and greet character at Universal Orlando anymore or in Hollywood until recently for their 60th anniversary of the Hollywood park.
@@Princess_-gp3ep Only in the Florida parks. Apparently he still does meet and greets at Universal Studios Japan and still has a presence at the Port Aventura theme park in Spain. Although they could bring him back for Universal Orlando’s 35th anniversary, but I think that opening Epic Universe would be a far bigger priority for Universal than just an anniversary.
It genuinely feels like this franchise, within the last 5 years, has quickly gone from quality to quantity. And this movie shows that. HARD. In the late 2000's/ early 2010's, even though they weren't that good, you could tell that they still tried. Now, it's like "fUnNY fACeS" and spin-off after spin-off. If this is what they consider the 25th anniversary celebration, I'm going to vomit. Yeah, he turned 25 years old back in May.
That long feet scene made me so uncomfortable knowing everything about Nickelodeon. It felt like my entire body wanted to retreat into itself. My cousin's kids didn't even laugh at it they just said "Ew gross" lol
I haven’t had this much fun with a Cartoonshi video in a long time. There’s a chaos in this video that’s been missing from recent videos of yours for a while and I’m glad to say that the chaos has finally returned.
yeah, for some reason every SpongeBob movie is worse than the one before it, if this continues the 4th Netflix deal movie will be the first negative score movie
@@-rlmn Sponge out of Water wasn't as good as the first but it definitely isn't a bad movie, Sponge on the Run and this movie however are a different story.
Look, I really, but REALLY like absurd humor. But seriously, over the top, cartoony Wanda Sykes that has fish-fetish? Even slapping her face onto child? Well, Monty Python, start taking notes!
The thing sbout spongebob is that it is smat absurdism, yeah, it is absurd, but it keeps a consistency, just remember the fishbear, the conch, the rock, the leafblower, etc The consistency and payoffs made it so good
@@cardescomedioses3674 Excatly! SpongeBob was always absurd and witty, and full of genius jokes! This movie is beyond anything that Spongebob made any special.
I remember watching a video by Schaffical production talking about the SpongeBob play And that plot was about SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick trying to save Banki Bottom from a volcano. Which sounds a lot interesting from a SpongeBob movie and I wish we gotten that instead of this
7:44 as someone who has a fetish, there are times "the thing" is just supposed to be a joke, but there are A LOT of blatent examples of fetishism that gets pass the censors. The issue is gauging how much focus they put on "the thing." I've seen entire episodes from shows just dedicated to farting and stuff like that as massive plot points.
@@tjh6678 I can't believe that people looked at that THING in the storyboards and said, "This is hysterical, I can't wait to animate and voice act this out." I can't really judge since I'm into weird shit, but it's meant for kids. It's just so egregious..
Something I always find fascinating about SpongeBob is how the show unlike the Fairly Oddparents it doesn't add new main characters and despite that the show rarely explores new dynamics between its main cast. A big problem I have with SpongeBob is that characters like Sandy don't have well defined relationships with most of the main cast.
Tbh when I was a lot younger and saw the second SpongeBob movie that I forgot the name of, I had always wanted a spinoff movie involving Mr. Krabs’s past. And that only increased more as his backstory became more and more convoluted with different things being revealed. Would’ve been nice to see a final confirmation to everything (even if it would probably retcon some things) However, given how they messed up Sandy, a character who is arguably more interesting than Eugene ever was to the fandom… I don’t think I wanna see what they’d do with him anymore.
If there’s anything to say about this movie, it’s that it’s honestly the first time I felt that SpongeBob tapped into the aura of really bad kids entertainment. You know, stuff like that Woody Woodpecker movie or the Alvin and the Chipmunks films. Even if the recent episodes have their issues, there’s a palpable sense that the team behind them is having fun and are given more creative freedom in how they have made them. None of that comes across in this movie and it really feels like the worst possible version of what SpongeBob could be.
Apparently there’s two Woody Woodpecker films unless if you’re talking about the “Goes to Camp” one or the 2017 movie. In my opinion, the camp film was just mediocre while the first movie was genuinely terrible.
It still shocks me how this movie started with a song and then immediately went right into a conflict. The movie could have explored the day Sandy moving to the BB and how she ended up fighting the clam in her first appearance.
I'm going to be really honest, the villain had amazing hair and a very nice outfit but for some reason they ruined it by making her be an human head with a robot body and turn her into a fish just by entering her pet fish's mouth, that's beyond stupid
As some who lives near Galveston, the claim that the area they filmed in is there was so unintentionally funny. Like, not only was Galveston a desert, but it wasn’t even an island or near ANY water
We should’ve got a Squidward movie where a security system takes control of squidward’s house and begins attacking the city and the climax would be Squidward doing community service
That would be the best movie ever
13:14
Nickelodeon hire this person
EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME,
and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! this episode is when the Squidward torture corn started to become a regular stable in Spongebob's episodes and this one is one of the meanest, cruelest, and just plain unfair of them all.
It’d be cool if Squidward was given community service for the damage he caused, even though SpongeBob and Patrick were in his house and responsible for everything
To quote Deadpool: "They're gonna make him do this till he's 90!"
yep
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65 years left….
@@bosssnurp5912 This comment was made at 14:41
14:42
Plot twist: this is all in squidwards mind. He’s dreaming. Which is why the animation isn’t on par with the last one. Also is why Sandy doesn’t have much character development,because Squidward doesn’t know a ton about Sandy. It’s why SpongeBob is more annoying because that’s all he is to squidward. Also Squidward is a freak
The happy ending
This is now my headcannon
That’s the best dream theory ever.
Every moment after Squidward Death Machine was his subconscious imagining hell
@@dantdmfangamingrich9802Theory? What theory? This is real and will always be *AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT!!!*
I always hate the, "but its for kids argument." When I was a kid I wasn't a genius, but I could def tell that something was off, or wasn't right. Also, it's not like kids don't deserve more enriching entertainment and culture. Lastly the thing that made Spongebob so good is that my parents, or babysitter wouldn't mind watching it compared to other children or baby shows because the show is actually just entertaining on its own.
We all hate the argument here.
For real, I could even tell that the season 4/5 episodes of SpongeBob felt really off despite only being about 6 years old, which is still younger than the show’s target 7-12 demographic
EXACTLY. Something being made for kids shouldn't be an excuse for it to be terrible if said writing is terrible.
If anything, movies like this show that studios have never learned better
Just got done watching it. Jesus Christ, Spongebob's characterization was more all over the map than Patrick's. I mean, one minute he is _sobbing_ over losing Bikini Bottom, the next minute he _genuinely considers_ traveling with Sandy's family instead of continuing the quest to get all his friends back. Like, _what?_
more like the next second, they didn't give him a proper characteristic, it's horrible
Dam spongebob got serious mood swings right there
@@jayesinternetdudehappens when you’ve been on air for a long time. Seriously his show might end up beating The Simpsons in the number of seasons they get
It sucks because season 9-14 fixed his character
@@benbarnett5743 9-12*
S13-14 made him obnoxious again imo
"yargh A WOMAN!!!" might have been the highlight of this video
Come on please Atleast sponge on the run had a bigger budget
7:12
I agree.
13:02
"This is a joke"
Well it's honestly a really good one, especially the context of it being Krabs
hi. this is the real spongebob, the main reason that i was off in this film is because i was high and smoke too much crack, i hope you understand and thank you.
I believe you.
@spongebobsquarepants1409 i understand spongebob. We all have our days. Hope you lay off a bit of that crack. It's s not healthy for you 🙏🙏
Understandable 😇
We understand
Please seek professional help and tell Nickelodeon this type of shit ain’t working.
To top it off, the director has absolutely no prior work on SpongeBob to begin with, that’s another thing wrong with this movie.
That actually explains a lot 🫤
this feel like if you fed an ai on nothing but everything that makes a bad spongebob episode and 2010's nick live action slop and told it to make you a spongebob movie.
Spongebob if it was written by Dan Schneider
Nah there would be more minors
Hell naw, SpunchBob became FreakyBop
Freak bob is calling
Dan Schneider does more boring than weird things.
@@medusasea791 no
They did Kenny dirty. This movie is BY FAR his worst performance in any SpongeBob Media.
I wonder what Tom was thinking when recording these lines.
@@hopegalaxyTom Kenny (Probably): You Know Maybe The Splinter Wasn't So Bad.
Yeah, I watched the film after this review, and everyone sounded really off. Mainly SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs did to me.
He was thinking about cashing a paycheck for a job he has been doing for 25 years.
You are so wrong
they made Freakbob canon before yandere simulator full release, let that sink in.
FreakBob Weirdpants
Sandy Freaks
They made FreakBob canon before GTA 6.
GTA VI will be played before yandere simulator.
And before GTA 6.
I'm sorry but Sandy's dad really looks like Alvin from the live action chipmunk movies.
Dude was never the same after 2015.
It was about 25 years too late to defect to the Soviet Union at that point.
I like how the keyframing at 7:24 was better than the keyframing in the official SpongeBob Netflix movie
The budget was finished😭
Yeah, like, what on gods earth was that?! I get they wanted to do what that Geroge Lopez show does with its flashbacks and all...but that was a show! This is a movie with more budget then shows! There's no reason to just have the bad guy be a little child in the flashback with a child actor!
Probably cos he has more than $5
Wonder when he’ll do a face reveal 😂
0:01 I've noticed that it's getting to the point where Tom Kenny is struggling to do his SpongeBob voice.
Listen to a clip of Spongebob during the golden era, & clips from this movie side by side. Even during the 20th anniversary, he could atill pull of the voice.
It's to the point were Nick is starting to re-use old SpongeBob laughing audio because he can't really do it anymore.
Edit: I've said to myself in the past that SpongeBob will only end once the main cast starts passing away, but with how soulless Nickelodeon has become, they'll just replace them with AI and SpongeBob will continue on into the 23rd century.
In retrospect, I think this actually might've started with Cosmic Shake. The voice is definitely very different from how it normally is in that game.
Yeah
I've said to myself in the past that SpongeBob will only end once the main cast starts passing away, but with how soulless Nickelodeon has become, they'll just replace them with AI and SpongeBob will continue on into the 23rd century.
That kind of reminds me that here in Spanish-speaking Latin America, many people have noticed that Spongebob's dub actor, Luis Carreño, sounds much more high-pitched in the last 5 or so seasons, but the thing is that in some interviews and conventions when he does his Spongebob, or should I say Bob Esponja, voice he still can do a good impression of what he used to sound since season two (because Bob was voiced by a different actor in the first season). I think Luis mentioned that some producers at Nickelodeon actually ordered him to imitate Tom Kenny's high-pitch performance, no matter if it's getting more annoying.
Not to mention that I met the dude in real life at a comic con and he’s a pretty nice guy to meet with.
In the future the only thing this movie will be remembered for, is when it got leaked on Twitter months before it was supposed to release.
Lmao
fr fr
And youtube
Over a YEAR!
Wasn't it supposed to release next year? I see a whole lot of rushed things so makes sense.
12:11 Looked it up, The Budget for this movie was $17 Million💀💀💀
The First movie was $30Mill
Second movie was $74Mill
And lastly the 3rd movie was $60Mill
99.9999% of that was probably spent on crack.
I actually did the math (cuz I’m a nerd) this would mean they had (around) 3 TIMES LESS the budget of any of the other movies, no wonder it looks so cheap
99.99% of that was probably spent on Drugs
@@infinity_74577 With $17M I could still make a better 3D animated movie. Not specifically me but other professionals that I've seen.
That's like lower compared to Sausage Party budget with $19 Million and even then Sausage Party had better animation than this piece of garbage
As Texan I'm ashamed that this movie takes place in Texas.
It should have never been there.
Honestly I feel bad for anyone who has to suffer living in Texas.
No wonder sandy moved
You're one to talk. I was RAISED IN GALVESTON.
Galveston is such a perfect place in theory for a Spongebob movie to take place, given that it's a swamp island. But they just decided to make it a desert for some reason...
@@Sakis_HusbandI live right outside Galveston and while I haven't seen this piece of shit, none of the footage shown in this video actually looks like Galveston
@@adamjlozano2454 This comment hit 100 likes at 12:10
How was 7:24- 7:41 key-framed better than the OFFICIAL Spongebob movie?? 💀
the only part of this film thats actually funny is how someone on twitter just lied saying the script was written by ChatGPT with no proof and people believed it because that would 100% check out with how the film is written
i doubt even GPT would make something this bad...
THAT IS COMPLETELY INACCURATE!
NEVER INSULT CHAT GPT LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!
AI wouldn't remove patchy 😔
Chatgpt would make them so weird
*wouldnt
0:06 that shape of SpongeBob's nose was definitely intentional ☠️
Awe Hell nah 💀
It took me a few seconds to realise- 😳
You know it’s REALLY bad when my 7 year old sister says it is 😭😭😭
Don't let her get anywhere near inflatin' foot ticklin' feces sniffin' crap in the future 😭
The fact that this movie got leaked in its entirety, everyone said it was awful, and they didn’t make a single change to it before release is the most questionable thing in existence. Massive L, Nickelodeon.
At this point they will just never make a good Spongebob movie again. The writers need to change.
All of this with me not knowing of its existence until right now.
@@_Doctor_14 Better yet, they need to just end the series!
If I had a nickel everytime a movie had a character sniff horseshit, I have two nickels which isn't a lot but it strange that it happened twice.
Hmm…there was that one Total Dramarama character, and the live-action Pinocchio. Also in Ren and Stimpy. Probably.
Freakybob
Right?
@@jacobrice9059spunchbob thinks horse poop smells wonderful
@@supreme-ss777I’m just curious, who from dramarama
Okay, lemme get this straight.
In the picture they show of Sandy when she was the best water-skiing squirrel or something, she looks older, at least older than she does in Kamp Koral.
So at some point when she was like 8 she went below the ocean to GO to Kamp Koral to make sure the Krabby Patty formula was discovered by present-Sandy, went back to Texas at some point to perform with her family, went BACK under the ocean at another point likely years later to "meet SpongeBob for the first time" while fighting off a giant clam. Am I missing anything?
I feel so bad for Tom Kenny
Yeah, his Spongebob voice isn't as god as it used to be. It seems he's being abused to this til the day he passes.
“Okay so uhh you gotta act like a giggling child”
“…Why?”
“Cause in this scene your tickling kids toes in the pool”
“…I hate this job.”
Curse you NICKELODEON CEO!!! CURSE YOU!!!
2:44
Johnny Test silently looming in the distance made me fucking cackle
I didn't even notice that 🤣
That was so funny
Where? I cant see him
I could barely see it, but I still knew 100% it was Johnny Test lmao
@@mushroomdude123Where???
As a kid I shipped Spongebob and Sandy. Knowing that they made a movie with Spongebob and Sandy in the main roles without them becoming a couple dissapoints the child in me. However, this is only what the child in me thinks and the sadness isnot deep. However, the adult in me doesn't care much about Spandy and doesn't see any romantic undertones between Spongebob and Sandy outside the first few seasons. The adult in me hates this movie for the same reasons Cartoonshi does.
I shipped them as a kid too… they had a lot of chemistry in Tea at the Treedome. However, I do find it unnecessary now, but deep down I still want it to happen haha
I also shipped them 😭 it was cute
Also why is sandy a flying squirrel in this, she’s supposed to be an american squirrel 💀
Idk Nick loves to retcon things
Well she is a scientist so maybe she gave herself the ability to fly? They should've had her say "Oh, I wasn't always a flying squirrel! I gave myself these bad boys so I don't have to walk everywhere
@@infinity_74577 oh man, I know shows like Spongebob and The Simpsons don't have a strict continuity, but I think it'd help a lot and maybe writers could get creative if they had a sort of archive or maybe hire a consultant, someone that knows everything about the show, maybe even better than them, so they wouldn't make a lot of contradictions. For example, the new Fairly Odd Parents references a lot of things that happened in the original series, and older fans are loving the new show
Even though in BFBB she can use a lasso to fly/glide?
The southern flying squirrel does exist in eastern TX, but the entry in Spongebob's field guide in the episode "Tea at the Treedome" specifically says *land* squirrel.
Personally I'd down for a Larry the Lobster movie called Livin' Like Larry
That would be awesome. Or a Mr. Krabs movie parodying the Joker’s style.
@@supreme-ss777 true, also your pfp has one handsome looking platypus on it, who gave it a fedora and a tuxedo and made it stand on two legs?
Sorry man but i think they just put in more fetishes. The sandy movoe on paper sounds good. But we all know how it turned out
@@billyfurman4888 we could always hope not
@@perrytheplatypus4620 true
5:19 So shes not only into average evil villain stuff but also into doing criminal stuff with sea animals? Yep she should be arrested
>opens the video
>Sponge Bob smelling sht
Oh boy, this one will be one of those
The spinoff movie was directed by someone who doesn't work on anything related to SpongeBob and a board artist of the movie Jay Lender pretty much confirmed every writing decision was executive mandated. Which explains why it was bad 🥶
@GaryViews no kidding! And considering the director (Liza Johnson) 's record of stuff she directed (like the last of us TV show adaptation for instance)...well..I truly do wonder, how on earth do you go from adapting Joel's despair over his daughter getting shot to death, to spongebob smelling shit?!
It's easy: just have some creepy ass executives lead you around.
Didn’t even know this movie came out
I found out about it because I downloaded a random movie from pirate bay
Same
I thought it was sponge on the run
It's because the movie came out Friday night
I didn't know that it had actually existed
Whats sad is as a kid I’d always really wanted to see Sandy’s family. I think this would’ve been SO much better if it had been mostly underwater with her family coming to visit (and maybe one scene with them on land towards the end). The first few SpongeBob movies only had a couple scenes on land and I think it worked in their favor
The worst part is that the villain is played by Wanda Sykes, who CAN act. She’s just really awful in this movie for some reason.
She looks like that BET villain from Boondocks
Obviously the director doesn't give damn about acting quality, so I imagine Sykes was like, "You know what? They're only interested in slapping my name on the project for marketing purposes, so why don't I just put in the bare minimum amount of effort and get an easy paycheck?"
Most likely Extremely bad direction
Just like Tom & Jerry movie did
@Emberilliance even some of the best actors can't make miracles out of a horrible script
One thing I also don't like in Modern SpongeBob is Tom Kenny's aging voice.
You can already feel that Tom's voice doing SpongeBob is getting weaker or"lighter" at this point, because he's getting older now.
And Nickelodeon still keeps milking their money making machine
Without SpongeBob, Nickelodeon would have absolutely nothing.
@@hopegalaxyWhat About Loud House?
They could have gone the route of „Bikini Bottom got abducted by an Aquarium to put them as an attraction“,
Wtf is this about „women wants to pet fish“
*woman wants to get freaky with fishs
Seriously the beginning that’s what I thought
They should hire you to replace the writer that inflated Sandy.
Nah, That ain't SpongeBob, That's freakybob.
What is it with nickelodeon and shoving so many kink themes into their movies? It's not even subtle either.
Also the rattle snake having human teeth is super cursed. The entire movie is super cursed.
0:03
I think the animators are just very horny. They make a dance episode and they can’t help but put in a thicc twerking fish.
Because they get the freakiest mfs to come in. And let me tell you,when a artist has a kink they like to put it in the media they work on (i have shamelessly done it before as a very young child)
LOL! I lost the count of the times I have read a complain about human teeth on an anthrpomorphic charcter.
Also... Have you ever seen Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog, Totally Spies and The Lion Guard?
Those are so filled of "that's my fetish" moments.
This company is ruj by pedophiles, I swear...
The fact that she "like-likes" the fish isnt even the scariest part.
*She kidnaps them by shoving them in her coat and stuffing them in her drawer to cuddle in the middle of the night.*
Where is Patchy? Is he safe? Is he alright?
"It seems in their incompetence, they killed him."
He fled
Is he stupid?
FreakBob got him...
Blink twice if you are in trouble, Patchy. 😔
First the live action Pinocchio film, then this one.
Why does these writers think that having your optimistic character sniffing actual excrement is funny?
I know, right? I thought of the same thing when I noticed SpongeBob inhaling literal crap. And unsurprisingly, just like that "Pinocchio" scene, it was perfect, attention-grabbing material for cynical reviewers to be like, "See? The movie itself knows it''s s**t!"
They both have the same thing in common. Smelling poo 💩 🤢
@@NoParkingBerryCynical Reviews never did a video on Pinocchio
@@corcortinez5361 I wasn't naming Cynical Reviews in particular. I was saying "cynical reviewers" (note how I wrote it as an improper noun) in general without naming specific ones.
Yeesh, even the movie knows it’s shit
Squidward being bisexual is the funniest part of the movie.
I was so thrown off by that moment I spit out my drink.😂
Squidward is my new favorite queer icon
Really recontextualizes squilliam.
"Oh no! He's HOT!!!" 🥵
huh?
God damn. When the George Lopez Show, a sitcom, can do effects like superimposing adult heads on children's bodies better than a movie...
For all its flaws, at least Sponge on the Run had really nice animation and colors. This new movie’s animation looks like it came from a bad video game. It’s not awful though.
The live action editing on the other hand, is unforgivable. I refuse to believe it’s real.
I’m pretty sure the villain and her plan is some kind of stand in for the attitudes of Nickelodeon Executives.
I think we all owe sponge on the run an apology 😢
Owe*
that movie was so cute
If I were to pick either Sponge on the run or this movie, I'd pick Sponge on the run
I would genuinely pick One Course Meal any day of the week over this movie
@@infinity_74577 I would rather lay in the road next to Plankton than watch this through.
"I get it I'm a grown adult" *has a background video of an anime girl dancing*
Why did he included that tho
@@Ozzy622It Says To Avoid Copyright.
The thing that this movie will be remembered for is the fact that it was leaked!
Same here. They really should just bring something we haven’t seen in a while instead, like The Patakis spinoff series we were going to get after Hey Arnold’s original run, or even an As Told By Ginger continuation, or shows like Invader Zim getting another chance.
ANYTHING BUT THE SPONGE AND THE KID WITH THE BIG FAMILY, PLEASE!!
#LeavetheAbusedSpongeDry
#TheLoudHouseMoreLikeTheQuietHouse
and several of the more "off-color" scenes. The manure scene and the feet scene.
Spongebob scat fetish.
Just like the group chat
This movie was the worst movie my brother watched from start to finish!
7:11 I quote from my aforementioned brother, "White woman jump scare!"
7:23 another quote from my brother, "the writers poorly disguised fetish!" (Also the amount of times he said, "plot convenience" is shockingly high!)
5:56 that's true SpongeBob used to be still energetic and childish and stupid but he wasstill a little bit smart and he would help Patrick with things but in the newer episodes he's a lot stupider and more babyish.
Mr. Enter and Just Stop are going to have a field day with this.
My money’s on Just Stop who will come out with the calmer review compared to MrEnter.
After the second movie the show was actually in a bit of a resurgence in quality, along with the second movie itself being pretty great. Some episodes like Mimic Madness people said we’re on a Golden Era level, sadly not all good things can last, and it feels like after season 12 it just kinda became slop again, along with the past two movies, SpongeBob on the Run and this. This isn’t about disrespecting Hillenburgs legacy, none of the stuff that’s come out after his death has been, it’s just a matter of not making really anything good or funny, and this movie is hands down one of the worst SpongeBob products to come out since season 7, the season where SpongeBob shamed Gary while about to get eaten by a vile monstrosity.
Oh, cool, it’s you
Ooh ur his subscriber too?
The only franchise I can think of that disrespects it's creators legacy is Star Wars.
And unfortunately... I don't see the show entering another resurgence.
@@hopegalaxy Don't forget Thomas
Another reason why this movie is bad is because the director Liza Johnson NEVER worked on anything Spongebob related except this movie.She’s never even worked in the field of animation.For example:
Stephen Hillenburg worked on Rocko’s Modern Life and directed the 1st movie
Paul Tibbuit is a storyboard artist and directed the 2nd movie and was the show runner of SpongeBob from 2005-2015
Tim Hill worked on the show from 2005-2007 as a story editor and even helped develop the show and directed the 3rd movie
Edit:2005-2007
I would've assumed that awful scene where Wanda Sykes' head is key framed on a child's body was probably unfinished at the time the movie leaked but seeing the official release still keep that YTP ass editing insults me more
Is Ludo doing OK?
It tried to be like the scenes from george lupaz
@@EggFighterXB-I guess so. He had a pretty successful psychology session with Dr. Marco and now he's still Ballin' with his younger brother at the court
@@AverageInternetButterfly
Well I'm sure some VIGILANTE will go after him for hos CRIMES.
I don't understand why they had to edit her face on there, they could've just had the child actor there. I can't imagine being that little girl, she probably always wanted to be in a SpongeBob movie, she finally gets her chance and only for her face to be covered
So THIS is where FreakyBob came from.
Also, no joke, 7:34 I thought what you grabbed was lotion, not wine.
Wanda Sykes was a better villain in that one episode of Bubble Guppies where she played a witch. As a kid, I actually loved that episode, but here, man she really went to new lows
Her old low was replacing MADtv with a show that lasted a year.
7:11 I laughed at this a little too hard 😭
GAGGGG A WOMAN!!!!!
Probably funnier than the entire movie lmao
I agree
It feels like a generic edgy meme that would’ve been made in 2022 yet somehow it’s still funny
@@sophiebubbles07The delivery and sped-up running makes it funny to me
Did Dan Schneider write this movie?!? is he on something?!!!
Must have been his associates.
I saw the leaked version.
I thought the animation was pretty good, but it got a little funky sometimes... I mean it looked like it was actually unfinished. Well it _was_ leaked early, so maybe it literally WAS unfinished.
When Sandy "got hit with the DeviantArt ray", I didn't even think of inflation, I just thought "Oh ha it's her hibernation design".
They clearly spent the budget on tracking the robot lady's head to her body. Holy heck did it look good. It really looked like her head belonged there. That makes me think the poor tracking in the flashback bit was supposed to be funny.
When it ended, I was just like "Welp, it was a movie I guess".
Well, Sandy's a small animal and her whole body swelling up due to the venom makes sense because if you're bit by something venomous, the area will swell up and that area only because we're so big, and Sandy's body is a lot smaller
Some franchises are just so popular that it doesn't matter how bad it is. people just throw their money at things like that. Whether it's a cartoon video game or a movie franchise, none of them are safe from this
2:50
What the hell is that flying head? No way that's in the movie. Megamind Rules had better quality than this!
And the worst part is that the bar for that is incredibly low.
The fact it’s meant to be serious makes it even more harder to take seriously
Hell, I would argue that the Woody Woodpecker Goes To Camp movie had better quality than this. Although it still doesn’t make sense to me on why they did a sequel to a movie that was probably the reason why Woody Woodpecker doesn’t appear as a meet and greet character at Universal Orlando anymore or in Hollywood until recently for their 60th anniversary of the Hollywood park.
@@thedrewster0408 Woody woodpecker still appears during meet and greets but only for rare events.
@@Princess_-gp3ep Only in the Florida parks. Apparently he still does meet and greets at Universal Studios Japan and still has a presence at the Port Aventura theme park in Spain. Although they could bring him back for Universal Orlando’s 35th anniversary, but I think that opening Epic Universe would be a far bigger priority for Universal than just an anniversary.
If I had a penny for every example of a foot fetish in nickelodeon shows... I could buy twitter(X)
And farts.
It genuinely feels like this franchise, within the last 5 years, has quickly gone from quality to quantity. And this movie shows that. HARD. In the late 2000's/ early 2010's, even though they weren't that good, you could tell that they still tried. Now, it's like "fUnNY fACeS" and spin-off after spin-off.
If this is what they consider the 25th anniversary celebration, I'm going to vomit.
Yeah, he turned 25 years old back in May.
It’s sad when the Fairly Oddparents has better quality than this.
Well At Least We're Getting SpongeBob Coffee.
I'd rather have the kind Kim Fields is pushing.
Saddest and worst part is that it said it was released on my birthday 💀
Edit: if you say happy birthday, say late, cuz mines August 2nd
I'm sorry for your loss. ☹️
Happy late birthday, you are now tied to canon Freakbob
Happy belated birthday
@@wariowahwah580 uhh… I edited the comment… so uhh… yeah…
Bros in love with a cookie child
That long feet scene made me so uncomfortable knowing everything about Nickelodeon. It felt like my entire body wanted to retreat into itself. My cousin's kids didn't even laugh at it they just said "Ew gross" lol
5:09 the funniest line in the whole video.
I haven’t had this much fun with a Cartoonshi video in a long time. There’s a chaos in this video that’s been missing from recent videos of yours for a while and I’m glad to say that the chaos has finally returned.
This movie single-handedly improved Sponge on the Run's reputation by being infinitely worse than that film.
yeah, for some reason every SpongeBob movie is worse than the one before it, if this continues the 4th Netflix deal movie will be the first negative score movie
@@-rlmnSponge out of Water is better than the first one imo
I respect your opinion the only real issue Sponge outta water has is that the plot is kinda all over the place but apart from that it’s a great movie
@@-rlmn Sponge out of Water wasn't as good as the first but it definitely isn't a bad movie, Sponge on the Run and this movie however are a different story.
Look, I really, but REALLY like absurd humor. But seriously, over the top, cartoony Wanda Sykes that has fish-fetish? Even slapping her face onto child? Well, Monty Python, start taking notes!
The thing sbout spongebob is that it is smat absurdism, yeah, it is absurd, but it keeps a consistency, just remember the fishbear, the conch, the rock, the leafblower, etc
The consistency and payoffs made it so good
@@cardescomedioses3674 Excatly! SpongeBob was always absurd and witty, and full of genius jokes! This movie is beyond anything that Spongebob made any special.
I remember watching a video by Schaffical production talking about the SpongeBob play
And that plot was about SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick trying to save Banki Bottom from a volcano.
Which sounds a lot interesting from a SpongeBob movie and I wish we gotten that instead of this
I'm pretty sure there's a pro-shot out there somewhere, it's worth watching
You can say that again. But knowing Nickelodeon they'd screw up adapting that.
I watched it at its pretty good ngl, the music is fire
@@Dolldizzy So was the volcano, if you think about it.
Damn how many times did these MFers save the world?
7:44 as someone who has a fetish, there are times "the thing" is just supposed to be a joke, but there are A LOT of blatent examples of fetishism that gets pass the censors. The issue is gauging how much focus they put on "the thing." I've seen entire episodes from shows just dedicated to farting and stuff like that as massive plot points.
What fetish?
Oh boy are you in for a treat for this movie then.
@@WhatEvenIsTheInternetAnymore (insert gif of frowning trollface)
That nasty-ass fart fairy episode from Total Dramarama comes to mind...
I hate it here.
@@tjh6678 I can't believe that people looked at that THING in the storyboards and said, "This is hysterical, I can't wait to animate and voice act this out." I can't really judge since I'm into weird shit, but it's meant for kids. It's just so egregious..
10:38
just wanted to leave a timestamp, couldn't find this scene on yt sooo
That poop sniffing joke is the same in Pinnochio. What's with movie writers thinking kids want literal shit sniffing in their films?
“I think that sentence has permanently banned me from having sex” is my entire speech pattern
Question why the fuck could SpongeBob breath overwater
They do actually explain this Sandy gives him some sort of drink or something (I don’t fuckin remember)
It’s actually sad that the director of this movie also directed an episode of The Last of Us HBO show.
Was The Episode Any Good?
@@collinkeyser6827 Yep, it was amazing.
I got a notification saying this movie came out and I immediately forgot about it after that.
2:19 It used to be a quiet, chill show. But became loud and in your face.
Fans need to remember that Nickelodeon was disrespectful to Hillenberg since the first movie came out
Side note: I can't get over how they portray Galveston as a place with endless hills when it's really quite the opposite irl. Lmao
I saw that movie and i just keep thinking this is really spongebob ??? The history dont make sense and not even one joke made me laugh
Something I always find fascinating about SpongeBob is how the show unlike the Fairly Oddparents it doesn't add new main characters and despite that the show rarely explores new dynamics between its main cast.
A big problem I have with SpongeBob is that characters like Sandy don't have well defined relationships with most of the main cast.
The Sandy Cheeks movie is the equivalent of going on an acid trip, and it’s bad, really bad.
Tbh when I was a lot younger and saw the second SpongeBob movie that I forgot the name of, I had always wanted a spinoff movie involving Mr. Krabs’s past. And that only increased more as his backstory became more and more convoluted with different things being revealed. Would’ve been nice to see a final confirmation to everything (even if it would probably retcon some things)
However, given how they messed up Sandy, a character who is arguably more interesting than Eugene ever was to the fandom… I don’t think I wanna see what they’d do with him anymore.
If there’s anything to say about this movie, it’s that it’s honestly the first time I felt that SpongeBob tapped into the aura of really bad kids entertainment. You know, stuff like that Woody Woodpecker movie or the Alvin and the Chipmunks films. Even if the recent episodes have their issues, there’s a palpable sense that the team behind them is having fun and are given more creative freedom in how they have made them. None of that comes across in this movie and it really feels like the worst possible version of what SpongeBob could be.
It’s the Spongebob movie our parents thought the first one was.
Apparently there’s two Woody Woodpecker films unless if you’re talking about the “Goes to Camp” one or the 2017 movie. In my opinion, the camp film was just mediocre while the first movie was genuinely terrible.
It still shocks me how this movie started with a song and then immediately went right into a conflict.
The movie could have explored the day Sandy moving to the BB and how she ended up fighting the clam in her first appearance.
Sue Nahmee is just Deborah Leevil from the Boondocks.
My thoughts exactly
7:12
That "YARG, A WOMAN" absolutely killed me
12:32 What were they cooking? Crack that's what they were cooking. 🚬
I'm going to be really honest, the villain had amazing hair and a very nice outfit but for some reason they ruined it by making her be an human head with a robot body and turn her into a fish just by entering her pet fish's mouth, that's beyond stupid
The main villains look like they got ripped from a Disney Channel show, am I the only one who thought of that? it's hilarious ngl 😭😭😭
She Looks Like Miss Heinous From Star Vs
Wait, the villain of the movie has an adult’s face poorly-CGI’d over a child’s body?
(PTSD flashbacks of the terrible Love Guru intensify.)
‘Also squidward is bisexual’ yeah that would explain a lot about him and squilliam
6:32 Oh, fish paste…Dan’s back at it again!
The graphic’s lack of polish reminds me of that one “SpongeBob in Tehran” thing, though not AS bad
As some who lives near Galveston, the claim that the area they filmed in is there was so unintentionally funny. Like, not only was Galveston a desert, but it wasn’t even an island or near ANY water
I Guess They're Not Aware The Deadliest 🌀 In US History Happened There.
just because its for kids doesnt mean it should be pure brain rot 2:24 or bad really
I feel so bad for the animators of this, because ngl, the 3d animation of this movie is insanely good and one of the best I've seen
What A Waste
The vibe I got from the two scientist lackeys was "Trying so hard to be Scratch and Grounder and failing miserably at it."
Lol it’s always weird hearing someone bring up scratch and grounder outside of sonic fanbase
The legends of my childhood
At least Scratch and Grounder were actually funny.