It’s dog whistling to its fullest extent (Dog whislting in this sense is saying something that is basically saying something without saying it kinda like a “wink wink” to his audience)
I love how Synthetic is well aware of the fact that the symbiote makes you more aggressive and violent, but he praise's Peter for being an asshole to his girlfriend and dying best friend that literally needs the symbiote to live. But when MJ has a symbiote and she lashes out about how she wishes she could be more appreciated and doesn't want her dreams to be left in the dust, it's "woke self-insert feminism." Can't wait to hear all the shit he's gonna say when Cindy gets her powers since she's both female and Korean😂
Exactly I mean it’s only a problem cause peter Is getting criticized by a woman, if miles would have said basically the same things it wouldn’t have mattered
@@cyphoah8748How can MJ be a self-insert when the supposed "lead writer" was actually just an intern who doesn't have the narrative control you think she does? MJ is not a self-insert and she is not a Mary Sue either.
@@cannedcoffee2518 I didn't mind the MJ missions personally since they were way more enjoyable this time but I understand why not everyone likes them. As for the character model I think it's an engine issue. A lot of the character models look a bit off in the game. MJs in particular seems to be heavily affected by lighting. For example in the tunnel with Symbiote Peter she looks fine but in the next scene at Harry's apartment she looks off again.
It’s called an echo chamber. You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. With a side of delusion. Idiots like to OG there cuz that’s the only place people will listen to them
It’ll never go away Despite how much we try to fight it People can pass on and die with their ideals, they won’t be around forever An idea or a notion that’s endured for ages is harder to kill. We just happen to be seeing it in the halfway point.
@chandllerburse737 Are you forgetting about the Mysteriums, Hunter blinds, Markos Memories, Unidentified Targets, Hunter Bases, Symbiote Nests and The Flame missions on purpose or..?
@chandllerburse737 “None involved other villains” is what you said. Everything I mentioned had a villain involved in it. Main story has more than enough bosses in it we didn’t necessarily need more. From what you’re saying you just want “Spider-Man Arkham Webslinger”
@chandllerburse737 You’re asking for more bosses in a game that has 9 already lmao the dlc will probably have more side content and bosses similar to the original. You keep mentioning Arkham but the latest one was lacking in the boss department till the Most Wanted dlc came. The majority of the main bosses were Batmobile scenarios and Stealth lmao. Especially the final Jason Todd section, that was a disappointment for something great. Asylum only had main bosses, Origins had great content overall Knight only had good side bosses & dlc.
Another thing this guy missed is Venom only starts to fully take control of Peter when it touches the meteorite. The symbiote reconnects to the hive when it touches it, making it remember its purpose on Earth and act more like a parasite than a mutual creature. It didn't directly control Peter until then because it wasn't connected to the hive, and therefore only slightly influenced his actions until that point. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
When synthetic man said Harry takes too long to be angry well Harry didn’t become angry for a long time because he was genuinely happy because he wasn’t sick and was healthy, Harry didn’t have any negative emotions for the symbiote to exploit, until he lost it and Peter kinda brushed off giving it back, not only that but the venom bonded to Peter and Peter constantly has negative thoughts and emotions and trauma from his past because he wasn’t enough to save everyone, when venom unbinds from Peter it has his Anger and gets amplified with Harry’s anger because like u said Peter neglected him and Spider-Man the hero betrayed him in his eyes, and that’s how the symbiote truly becomes venom.
It’s almost like Harry did a 180 when Peter did. Like how anyone would. Dying as Peter insults him and gets worse and worse the more desperate he is. And in his delusion (also instilled by venom) he still acted like that one dude who isn’t friends with u anymore because they did something awful and is mad ur being so distant to him and like ur still friends
His thoughts on the game are enough to be considered rage bait. It's crazy that somebody can criticize on the game without playing the game on different difficulties.
To be fair, you can if you actually beat it without cheats (unless it’s mandatory at certain points like that one moment in one of the Rise Of The Triad games) on the NORMAL difficulty (which Synth did not).
Synthetic really doesn’t understand Spider-Man if he is confused about why The FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN is helping randoms with their everyday stuff. That’s literally his thing. He stops crime but also helps the little guy. A few years ago we just had a movie about Spidey wanting to be someone who focuses on big threats and by the end him learning that he has a responsibility to be there for the little guy so he sticks with that. I’m talking about Homecoming in case anyone is confused.
Homecoming opens with a montage of Peter just helping regular people with their low-stakes problems, and Amazing Spider-Man 2 for as much of a mess that film is opens on a similar note. And yet here's Synthetic Man astonished, shocked, bamboozled that Peter is helping normal people with their normal problems instead of killing criminals and ripping them in half
The problem is helping people in a game full of action and about fucking Spider-Man are boring. We play SM games because of web swining and fighting with vilians. Just remember episodes from TAS, Spectacular or movies, where more than a minute Spidey just helps people? There's nothing wrong with being friendly neighborhood in some watchable media, but not in the game
@@acedoomer5244 By that logic we should also cut out all the detective work out the Arkham games and any Batman game going forward. There’s plenty of people who think that stuff is boring. I know I used to when I was a kid. Of course we’re not because Batman is THE WORLDS GREATEST DETECTIVE. It’s a big part of his character and they would have to find someway to incorporate it. There is an argument to be made about making the missions more fun, but cutting them out completely is unreasonable.
@chandllerburse737 but there's no alternative in side missions. Only Flame sides, but that's not enough. In first game, at least, we have Tombstone missions
@@dariusporter358 i understand you, but, let's be honest, detective sections and helping people is not the same thing. If Batman always doing this and it's important to solving the case and finding the bad guy, than helping people it's not a important thing to whole story and doesn't leads to anything interesting. As I said, it's interesting to watch, read, but not play
@@Adamairball i personally kinda liked the story though its mostly miles story and the side missions but yeah the gameplay and side missions carry it tbh
@@kade-qt1zu Fair enough because that's your opinion, of course. The reasons why I don't like that game is because the story beats are copied from Spider-Man PS4, but with worse characters. One of those worse characters is Phil, and she's not good at all.
The moment you support JJJ Nay THIS version of Jonah. Just stop We only enjoy Jonah because he has personality and is ironically feeding his arguments A feature you lack in leaps and bounds.
They do hate Peter, he is constantly saved by Miles and MJ, he goes to fight climate fucking change to make room for Miles to be spider-man lol. Heroes are ususally replaced when they stop being popular, but Peter is tons of times more popular than Miles, so they actually don't like him
@@lepersonnage371 A massive thing thats been a case since game one is peter being just as if not more passionate about helping others as peter rather than just fighting crime as spider man. This game takes massive steps towards their peter doing that with him soft retiring being a culmination of a three game arc about peter finally getting a chance to help the world as peter and realise he needs to be there more and balance his life (balance being another big theme) if you're going to ignore all of that just because miles exists than i desperately implore you to stop looking at shit through whatever lens you are and open yourself up to the world rather than just whining that Miles or MJ is doing stuff instead of sitting around letting peter do it all.
@@lepersonnage371”fight climate change” I know right, it’s almost like one of his core traits is a scientist that wants to use his intellect to help make the world a better place, but that’s clearly not at all like the character… right?
@@cooldude2027 scientist with an intellect would Not go fight a climate change, because he wouldn't be dense in the head enough to believe this leftist hoax
He came into the game already in bad faith because he wanted to push the generic "modern gaming" narrative. One of many shameless examples is with Yuri's Wraith. He claims she is basically the "strong women" but completely neglected an entire dlc dedicated to her decent to becoming a vigilante and why she was so invested in Hammerhead due to her father and one of her informants. He also complains about her "training" when if I'm not mistaken if you read her bio in the first game it says she is a skilled martial artist. The Aunt May remark he made had to be a troll if not this guy needs some self-reflecting.
Well no wonder she's a skilled martial artist, would be no surprise if she is a war vet and will be a spider-woman in the next game. Man, why are you justifying how bad she is written and done and how OP she is just by saying that devs put some not in the game to lazily explain why she is like that to begin with
@@lepersonnage371 Hold on. So when Silver Sable, a woman who is highly skilled in martial arts, puts Spider-Man on his ass, it's okay. But when Yuri, another woman with great amount of martial arts skills, does it, it's not okay? 🤔
And when he says "no on-screen training" it just makes me wonder... does he WANT to see flashbacks of Yuri training in martial arts? Because that would just kill the pace and take away from the unraveling carnage story. Ever since Rey in Star Wars there's been this weird obsession some people have with women characters always needing to justify their skills. We have no problem with Kraven wiping out nearly the entire sinister six despite "no on screen training" beyond choking a guy out in the woods. We have no problem with Harry ragdolling Kraven around despite still being very new to the agent venom suit. But Yuri being a martial artist suddenly needs to be justified for these nerds
@@Philibuster001 Yuri becoming some vigilante with pink armor and feminist hair is just pure cringe, no matter on or off screen training. He just mentioned that we didn't see her developing as a character to this vigilante, only that she is angry at Peter in the dlc because he didn't allow her to kill.. so idiotic
@@lepersonnage371 why the hell would they make Yuri a Spider-Woman? That makes no sense, and what is wrong with Yuri’s character? And if you read the comics and played The City That Never Sleeps DLC for the first game you will understand why she became Wraith. It is that simple
He doesn't seem to understand the whole point of Spiderman. He is a hero to everyone! No matter how small the issue is, if Spidy can help, he will. He isn't some god that only fights against multiversal threats.
@@lepersonnage371 Most of his complaints about the game are about Spidy helping black people, gay people, the game having deaf people etc. Spidy helping about small things etc.
@@FoxyGuyHere That was a complaint about the side quests, their quality and their contents. The particular one is he said that why is spider-man helping a gay guy to ask another one out for the prom. Not that you shouldn't be helping a gay person but that all of this is so up in your face and how you are locked on with the camera on two men holding hands not being able to look away if you want, they force you to watch that, not to mention other side quests like the one about black history thing being vandalized
The Howard mission hate is even crazier cause he acts like you haven't interacted with this guy for the past two games, and built up an understanding with him and got to know his story (especially in MM because Peter fucking spells out why Spiderman is so important and why you need to remember to help the 'smaller' people and that they are as important to Spiderman as Spiderman is to them)
This was the first playstation game that I've ever played and the fact that this guy couldn't do the basics is just indicative of his skills. bro's mad that he's not good and makes excuses for it
“The writers of this game hate Spider-Man”- The guy who in multiple times in this video advocates for both Spider-Men to completely go against everything they stand for,lies about miles morales sales numbers to act like there are actually good reason he didn’t play the game when in reality he’s just racist, and completely misunderstands the symbiote suit story and the whole metaphor for addiction and why Peter can’t wash himself of responsibility for what he did while wearing the suit (Side note:I hope I never become a guy who can’t look at a women without thinking about how attractive she is and I hope these “anti woke” content creators learn that “the women aren’t hot enough!!” WILL NEVER BE A VALID COMPLAINT FOR ANYTHING EVER BECAUSE BEAUTY IS FUCKING SUBJECTIVE)
"And Miles doesn't kill Mr. Negative in that one scene despite the great opportunity" Not his exact words but he did say something along the lines of it
@@Arrowzeditz I’m not one to say “oh this ruins that” or “that would ruin it” when talking about media but genuinely if Miles kills Martin Li it ruins Miles as a character and genuinely would have made his arc pointless. That part made me genuinely upset that people believe this guy
Its so easy to see how much these reviewers dont actually speak to women because of the fact that one of their main criticisms is that the women arent hot enough for them
beauty is subjective but that doesnt mean there arent women that MOST men would find beautiful 😭. why do you think most guys think MJ is ugly/eh? subjective, but not lack of excession
They don’t even understand what woke is either. It’s just giving af about any social issue and minorities existing should’ve even count cuz that’s so weak. It should not take that little to piss anyone off
No, what matters is is how it is done and presented. Not every game with that kind of characters is woke, but this game just cranked it up to 11, there's no way for anyone with brains to not see this
@@lepersonnage371no it's true for people like synthetic man it doesn't matter he'll call anything woke (without actually understanding the meaning of the word ) that they don't like which is usually the inclusion of anything that isn't white or straight or male
You missed how he's calling JJJ based bc he says it's good that Kraven murders Scorpion and that he did what SM couldn't, ignoring that JJJ created Scorpion and trying to shift the blame. Like dude has the memory and brain power of an infant. He literally cannot have an opinion that isn't the most idiotic and basic take on only what he is experiencing that second.
Not to mention JJJ contradicts himself later when he talks about how Yuri killing criminals is bad and how at least Spider-Man doesn’t assume the job of judge, jury, and executioner. Jameson is supposed to contradict himself, it’s part of his character.
@chandllerburse737to be fair having a biased view does not make news falseful in fact if jjj is clear about his biases he is arguably better than those who pretend to be impartial
@chandllerburse737”I’m all for inclusion and mutants being accepted into society, unless that mutant power makes you a wall crawling, Web Slinging MENACE!”
Synthetic man comes off as a boomer hater that's still high off nastalga. None of his points make any sense and they're so stupid its almost funny sometimes
he’s always making arguments without ANYTHING to back it up, and as more and more triple A games release this becomes more and more well known. It’s sad to see he has a following honestly.
You still don't realize that most of the black people also have most of the same opinions as him? You people think you please all of these minorities but in reality they need no pleasing from you, just like hispanics don't need you to shit all over the norms of their very old language and making it gender neutral
So saying that it is wrong that Miles beating the shit out Peter just because (Peter has 10 year battle experience and symbiote, but somehow get defeated by Miles), for no reasons, is racism now? I think making Miles and nerfing Peter for no reasons is racism
This guy unironically called Freya a Mary Sue because she’s a warrior who could go toe to toe with a holding back Kratos. Completely ignoring that she’s the Goddess Of War, Magic and Fertility and The Valkyrie Queen and even tho she’s this powerful she’s still an incredibly flawed person.
I feel that most bad reviews are either the reviewers themselves being unintelligently gifted, hates people, or picks out the most miniscule issue of all time and makes a 57 minute yapping session about it.
A huge thing they talk about is glitches. They'll say "Zelda has no bugs😝" when Nintendo is making bug fixes weekly/monthly for that game. We need Google docs rubrics for these reviewers to honestly review a game, instead of bandwagoning a hate train. Easy mechanics, challenging environment/enemies, cool suits, outstanding graphics, great story, and amazing actors.
I agree. This is definitely the worst Spider-Man 2 review I’ve seen so far. If you don’t like the game, then that’s fine. But when you’re just being Racist and Sexist instead of pointing out anything valid, that’s not a good review. Good video as always Colin. I hope Synthetic Man watches this video and realizes how dumb his points were.
@@avgriffin Hello there. Yeah, that Sky dude was so annoying. I really hope he doesn’t try anything like that again. “SyNtHeTiC mAn Is mY GoD!!!” CoIlN iS yOuR cLoWn!!!”
I can’t believe the character literally often referred to as the friendly neighborhood. Spider-Man is behaving in a friendly manner by helping people around his “neighborhood“. Friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man doing friendly neighbourhood activities. How dare they put that in the game?😂
THATS WHY I'VE BEEN SAYING! WHO CARES IF THE HOMECOMING MISSON HAS GAY PEOPLE, ITS STILL ADORABLE, NOT EVERY SIDE MISSON NEEDS TO BE FIGHTING AND FIGHTING
@@gavincarroll1259yea and i dont get why ppl keep calling it "woke" to have these gay characters when the mission isn't even about them being gay its about helping someone with asking someone to homecoming
@@JyMierCrawford that's so true, one bone I had to pick with the original review is that he kept complaining that there was gay people, black people, gay flags, and a ukraine flag, claiming they were "shoving it in your face." Like it's not shoving it in your face if it's just there, you know?
What hurts about all this is that MJs face is being compared to a writer intern named Ash. Shes prob got alot of threats in her Twitter DMs from videos like Synthetic Cuck. I fell so bad for the woman.
This is Gamergate levels of insane. These chuds will go to such lengths. They are worse than the “Woke” they seethe over. Humans need to be hit by a dinosaur-level meteorite at this point lol.
That ash lady is the woman in the pictures where people claim she was self-insert? (Asking to make sure) Edit: nevermind. I looked that up and that is her. I also looked at pictures of the face model for Mary Jane from both games and I start to see the resemblance
@chandllerburse737apparently not. Only an intern, and just because a picture of her looked a lot like mj from the game people started a conspiracy theory online. Guess it's the hair or something..
@@asafakiva1619she has come out and the actual Face model has come out and said not it's not her and it's the model,the model is even credited in the game as Mj
The second someone calls something as "woke" as a criticism, you already know that their insufferable opinion isn't worth listening to at all. You're a real trooper for sitting through that awful review, goddamn
@@Spartan8676 True. Some things are indeed “WOKE”, not everything is though. Spider-Man 2 is both a victim and NOT a victim of this, as it does have SOME woke stuff in it, but otherwise it’s a pretty solid game that doesn’t force said woke stuff down your throat like most do in their attempts to brain-wash you.
@justaguyonyoutube4592 yeah its mostly side stuff anyway, I agree but didn't have some eye rolling moments that I just ignored in the story, like the "your amazing and your better than I could ever be " cliche when he was talking to MJ,
If you cant call something woke without mentioning the color, sex, or sexuality of the person saying the woke thing, you're not anti-woke, you just think the presence of that race, sex, or sexuality makes the content bad. Woke is an ideology not a sex, color, or sexuality. Couldn't explain why the mission was bad without referring to the characters they were about as "some black guy" twice. Even when you should have history with Howard if you played the first one.
People like this are the worst. They let their political views decide everything they do and like in their lives, it’s sad and disgusting. I don’t think this guy applies because he’s just blatantly racist, but my point stands
Literally everyone who worked on this game lets their political decide their life, hence why this game is littered with tons of sjw propaganda and messaging. You’re accusing him of being what the people who worked on this game actually are.
@@Stinkybelal The only *REAL* sjw stuff in the game are small details you’ll only notice if you accidentally see them or if you’re looking for them. The game isn’t politically charged at all, it’s about the Spider-Men, Kraven and Venom
@@Stinkybelal Honestly, that’s a question I can’t answer, but as I said before, all the sjw stuff are small and hard to notice and doesn’t affect the game at all
I remember completing the homecoming mission and joking to myself "someone out there is gonna be mad about this", and lo and behold, here comes Synthetic Man to prove me right and then some. If I learned one thing about "Synthetic Man" after watching this, aside from how racist/sexist/homophobic he is, is that he really REALLY doesn't understand Spider-Man as a character or concept. I mean, dude got mad that the game took time on "walking simulator" segments to establish his relationship with Harry and MJ when one of the major appeals of Spider-Man as a character is his relatable relationships with his supporting cast! I bet he hasn't even looked in the general direction of a Spider-Man comic before, let alone read one.
He’s doing pretty standard anti-SJW grift that the algorithm has been propagating for years. A new piece of media comes out with literally anything that could be interpreted as left wing in it & people will drive traffic to their channels yelling about it. It’s been a whole genre of TH-cam for years now
He’s doing pretty standard anti-SJW grift that the algorithm has been propagating for years. A new piece of media comes out with literally anything that could be interpreted as left wing in it & people will drive traffic to their channels yelling about it. It’s been a whole genre of TH-cam for years now
My first impression of Synthetic man is racists homophobic boomer that high off nostalgia and he's really bad at gaming even if its on very easy or easy mode
Dude if Titan from Megamind was that much of a threat to the world and he was just a creepy perv, I don’t even wanna KNOW what Synthetic Man would be like
Bro can't enjoy a game when the "woke" is involved when he doesn't know the meaning Edit: and also with wraith fight bro really expects peter to not hold back on her💀
@@guilherme100099 The guy clearly has a 'A man must be beat up everyone' mentality and not even feel sorry about it. A man has emotions, he's obviously a chud in Synthetic Man's eyes. Talk about a sociopath.
2:36:39 “I bet most of this game was written by a woman” tells u everything u need to know about this dude if he’s using that in such a derogatory manner. And he’s the kind of that guy that’ll just refuse to accept he was wrong based on his response to any criticism or negative feedback
Fun fact: black cat has always been bisexual and if i remember she litterally has a comic about her being bi, ... also if he is so full of hate towards all characters that he claims to be baised but is the most dumb character in the world 😮
Yeah it was revealed in like 2002-2003. Honestly I don’t mind it since it’s basically just some dialogue about her partner and isn’t making the bit that it’s a girl important. It’s shown that she’s moved on in the relationship and is trying to protect her girlfriend from actual terrorists
Nah. The only reason is cuz he can't get his wiener you-know-what when he finds out that the most attractive character in this game is actually bisexual and not straight as he thought
He didn't watch the movie, "for obvious reasons", so i don't think he knows about that scene, and since he openly doesn't like anyone who isn't white, he would probably hate Miguel too
Synthetic Man may be baiting for views at this stage - whether intentionally or not - but his manner of expressing opinions and critiquing video games is quite unprofessional and juvenile. It takes away from valid commentary on writing, mechanics, etc. through respectful discourse. But I suppose I am naive to expect respectful discourse on the internet. Not to mention, the “obvious reasons,” why his commentary should likely be taken with a rather sizeable grain of salt.
Myself, my roommate and my brother got 100% on this game by the end of its first week. All of us absolutely love the game, then my brother started listening to bad reviews and now hates the game, even though he’s had no issues in his play through
Im sorry for your brother, i did the same, but if anything, it made me hate the moronic guys with the stupid reviews even more than i did before watching those crap opinions.
What representation of gay dudes that have to be 100% corporate leftist plants,or a litteral deaf black women and playing as her? Sorry but im not interested in that...its total wokeness ,search the term up
political-cult based on conformism to neo-marxist styles, ideas, agendas, and self-expression of one's own benevolence even if the benevolence is non-existent
@@henocksherlock3340 you literally have the confederate flag as your pfp the flag who wanted black people to conform to working for them for free so shut the fuck up, you are not counter culture rebels you're just people who want to go back to "the good old days" where you could buy a person for 10 dolars
You know what makes me mad? I SAW SOMEONE SAYING THE GAME WAS "wOkE" BECAUSE SPIDER-MAN DORSN'T LIKE GUNS! LIKE, BUDDY, DO YOU KNOW SPIDER-MAN?! Bro was just speaking out of his a-
@@cyphoah8748 i mean its true. People are so desperate to hate on this game instead on foucsing on fair critism that they're just scraping the bottom of the barrel. "Mj was a self insert", "The games are woke", "the faces look terrible" and many more.
Just remember, Synthetic Man called Ragnarök woke cause of how, Freya all of a sudden is "powerful fighter" even though in GoW 2018 she was the queen of the vanir and a valkyrie queen. It just shows Synthetic Man doesn't pay attention to anything and calls everything woke. Are there woke elements in SM2? yes, but they are very small and can be skipped cause it was never part of the main story. The fact Synthetic Man zooms in on something so small and makes it the whole point, shows how dumb He is. This isn't to say you can't call it out, but doing it Synthetic Man's way and making it the entire game is just saddening. 🤣🤣
I saw that guy's review recommended to me, thought to myself "there's no way this guy is serious," watched like a minute of it and immediately clicked off the video. What a terrible take.
The most irritating thing is, there are ACTUAL things to criticize SM2 for. QoL features that really should have been in the game at launch, setups such as a rematch with Tombstone not paid off from the last game, world elements that were present in the last game such as police showing up to crimes and random Fisk thugs in crowds are missing making New York itself feel less alive than it did before, and a myriad of glitches old and new that I personally encounter almost every single time I boot up the game again. It sure would be nice if Synthetic Man criticized any of the actually important things instead of... _whatever he did here_
@chandllerburse737 I’d argue ultimately no, but I understand why you think so. I do think the symbiote should’ve come into the story just a little bit earlier to give it more time.
a little unrelated, but it pissed me off when he called Yuri Lowenthal a bad voice actor just cus he doesn't have "good" vocal range. even though it's called voice acting, the acting part is more important than the voice great video btw. you and your friends destroyed this guy
Yuri lowenthal is great, just because he has a higher tone pitch doesn’t make his vocal range bad, i mean look at dee Bradley baker bro gargles for a living and is great at his creature voices
I agree. That statement really urked me. Just because you don’t have a lot of range doesn’t make you a bad Va. He was fantastic! Also no clue about the nepotism thing and why he never elaborates on it. Either it’s true and the source is on Twitter which everyone knows is a completely reliable source for drama/news, or he’s making shit up.
If you know what's happening with Synthetic Man behind the scenes, he's actually a quiet sad character. I'm aware of only a small handful of his mental breakdowns and that's enough. Too bad that instead of taking care of his mental health he chooses to unload his frustrations by being edgy on the internet.
Yeah, I watched the live stream and his one night. And it was really, really bad. I genuinely felt bad for him. A mental breakdown is the only way I can think to describe it. In his defense he was also really drunk.
@@rickyrackey7930 I dunno if I'd go that far but SM has a worrying vibe about him. He's edgy and aggressive but also depressive, and that makes for a dangerous combination.
Synthetic Man seems to not understand the “Friendly Neighbourhood” part of Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man when he complains about Spidey helping with normal civilian problems
It’s insane just how hateful and negative this guy is. His voice genuinely sounds like he’s suffering inside. I can’t imagine having so much hate in my heart
He kinda sounds like that he lost all his passion in his live. Like he sounds really depressed and his worlds feels hollow. Ngl i feel kinda bad for him. I wish he would do something that would genuinely makes him happy
Its funny how synthetic man said that Peter shouldn't apoligize because it was the symbiote controlling him. But he says that the symbiote on MJ is enhancing what she already felt. So that means what Peter was feeling was also being enhanced. So HE SHOULD APOLIGIZE because that is how he felt.
The difference is that one would solely confine herself to what left-wing redditor mouthpieces tell her & merely listen to broadest cultural mαrxist venues such as tiktok, twitter, & the former☝🏾
TO BE FAIR. The amazing Lucas recently posted a video talking about how he hates the anti woke people shitting on Spider-Man 2 so I think he’d genuinely hate synthetic man because he described the anti woke gamer channels as “evil” lmao
I don’t really think the guy actually hates the game or anything like that but kinda baited the viewer into writing hate comments when he flip flops between takes, he said in a video that miles becoming the main Spider-Man isn’t bad and in his streams of the game he legit shit talks the decision. Which is fine if u switch opinions but kinda makes me not take the guy all to seriously
I'm also against forced diversity and politics being shoved down my throat... But I can express it without being painfully edgy, saying highly questionable things about race, gender or sexuality and making very odd references to Jews in every other video. It's not that hard, trust me.
A gay person being in a game is diversity being forced down your throat? This is like when mfs said Finn being black in Star Wars was woke. People are gay and POCs in real life, same shit happens in games lmao
Synthetic man is a fitting name for a cynical, racist, anti-"woke" streamer/gaming critic. I caught one of his streams in my recommended and liked him at first, until he started spouting ridiculous points about the wokeness of whatever game he was playing. I can only imagine how bad his fanbase is.
I clicked the link and watched his video before watching Colin. It was all nonsense, but one thing I'll never get is people complaining about superheroes needing to hit their opponent more than once to take them down. Like does anyone not understand how videogames work? If it takes just one hit to win, then it's no fun at all
That’s why the stealth sections are bad in this game cus u just press square on a web zip for most of the time and that is boring, Peter doing a 20 combo on a person feels badass, also u can end encounters in like 3 seconds with the right ability combo so Peter being “weak” is more on the player then the character
This is the same thing another youtuber criticized. That synthical guy even made a response video and went over that argument...but he didnt even have an answer and just talked some nonsense cause he probably knows himself his argument doesnt make sense😂
Then by this logic the MJ missions are terrible. Why can she one hit dudes when Spider-Man with legit super strength can’t. It makes no sense and it’s all to fit the stupid girl boss propaganda.
Gameplay section: i don’t like it because its just like this game, but entirely different Story section: i don’t like it because i don’t like minorities edit: “Spider-Man is for nerds like myself as a power fantasy!” *proceeds to make fun of and mock nerds later on*
@@Carrion0409Not just him. Include his followers too and anyone who agrees with him. It's shocking that there are black people who agree with him. So glad I am not one of them.
@marywilcox3102 I can't imagine what has to happen in ones life to align with him in anyway politically but I hope they get help. Those are the real mfs who need to find God lol
Yeah, S.K basically didn’t understand the story, some characters, and nitpicked. SM on the other hand does all that, and insists on committing on every non white characters race for no reason, thinks any lgbtq representation is “forced down our throats”, and that the women characters are “fake strong”
You can't convince me this guy isn't just trying to rage bait everyone. There is absolutely no way he isn't. To have this many red flags (racism, sexism, and all), then to saying things like Aunt May had it coming. He is 1,000% rage baiting people just to get more views and comments
as a huge sonic fan. i would like to just say on behalf of the sonic the hedgehog fan base, we do not condone Synthetic Man’s use of sonic ost’s during his review video. and he will face proper punishment for his crimes. good day.
The way he complains about Yuri's personality has me asking "Did this motherfucker even PLAY The City that Never Sleeps?!" And then I answer myself with "Of course he didn't. Who am I kidding?"
I think my favorite Synthetic Man quote of all time is when he says that the Horizon Forbidden West characters were made ugly on purpose to promote the liberal agenda. He didn't even try to say it all fancy either, he literally just said it like that. It's just a perfect example of how he views the world. I don't know how he doesn't get that he's no better than the people in 2016 that called everything sexist or the people in 2018 that called everything racist.
@BossCrazyRoss We are better then the snowflakes because we want to keep Spider-Man and things like it as same to the comics and only be diverse when there is a reason to be. MJ, Peter and Harry and majority main cast were white - race aside, Miles is just boring asf. Peter should stay Spider-Man, keep things how us classic fans want it or else we will ruin your lives.
He was right about HFW. Ppl complaining about things being too overly political in things such as video games is nothing in comparison to people on twitter constantly whining about racism and sexism considering we live in an extremely woke and liberal society
@Stinkybelal You're exactly right, but there's a point where that complaining becomes nonsense, hense my comparison in the first place. The Horizon thing is so stupid I'm just going to pretend you're joking. If ugly NPCs promote the liberal agenda then where was Synthetic Man when the Demon's Souls remake came out? Do you realize how silly it sounds? Saying ugly NPCs promote the liberal agenda when ugly NPCs have been pretty standard since the dawn of video games isn't really any less nonsensical than the shit people would say on Twitter back in 2016.
Confirmation bias. The people that unironically enjoy his content already felt that way before watching his content. They see people enjoying something like Spider-Man 2, and instead of thinking “Well maybe it’s actually a good game” they think “There’s something going on it’s gotta be woke modern gaming/mainstream media at hand” Then they get on TH-cam, find a creator that says the same shit they are thinking, and go “I KNEW IT!” and feed into it because they’ve found like-minded people and feel they are right. They are so deep in the anti-woke rabbit hole that they can’t see when something is actually pandering and think EVERYTHING is woke to some extent, and anything woke must be destroyed and banished. It’s like an ouroboros of fucking stupidity that will never ever stop…
@@odoplaydead5012 That's the problem with politics. People don't actually want to change, grow, or develop. They want to remain monoliths, remain stuck in the same beliefs they are already stuck in because it makes them feel "safe".
@@Redeemedentertainment Yeah thats fair, and it should be addressed definitely. But when people like Synthetic Man just keep pointing out "woke feminist propaganda" when there is none it takes the attention away from actual example of racism and cultural appropriation in the game. Either way, people like Synthetic Man and his viewers do nothing to help anyone
For those who aren’t well versed in Synthetic Man lore, he’s a content creator who’s cultivated a reputation as a bit of a lolcow in the TH-cam gaming space. The reason for this is because he likes to smugly tout himself as (direct quotes): “The Last Honest Reviewer in Gaming” which is a really bold claim because he doesn’t really review new games in the traditional sense where he makes an objective analysis on what makes the game good or not, he just plays it once and calls it garbage regardless of whether it actually is or not. Some prime examples of his “honest reviewing” include his god awful “reviews” of God of War Ragnarok, Aliens Fireteam, the Dead Space Remake, Starfield, Doom Eternal, and of course his infamous Zelda Tears of the Kingdom review as some of the more egregious examples of this. It’d be one thing if he was just being completely wrong when it comes to games that are objectively good, but not only does he give always negative reviews to new games regardless of whether they’re actually bad or not, he spends like 90% of his videos ranting about stuff like White Replacement Theory, BlackRock, and “Woke Propaganda.” In fact he spends so much time talking about this stuff in his content that he might as well be a Far Right (I mean actually far right, not just making edgy jokes for lolz) version of Anita Sarkesian. What I mean by this is that it’s pretty obvious he doesn’t review games because he likes gaming, he reviews games because he sees it as a platform for his politics which are actually unironically racism, sexism, homophobia, antisemitism, and misogyny. The fact that the only positive review for a new game on his entire fucking channel is for the goddamn Alex Jones game is pretty much him saying the quiet part out loud, because if that game was made by anyone else he would have called it garbage like he always does.
He is one weird man and gaming reviewer that is for sure. He is also a gaming purist as he referred to Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus as a “Gaming Purist’s Game” (his words now mine). And I agree with all you said here as well
I also find it hard to believe he actually enjoys the PS2 golden trinity (Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, and Sly Cooper) because of his views and shit
One thing I want to point out, at the end of his video he praises Infamous 2 as one of the greatest games he ever played But by his definition of "woke" Infamous 2 should be considered a woke game in his eyes, 2 of the main characters are women, one of them also being a black woman, another main character that helps Cole is a black dude, and the main villain of the game is a black dude But that might be why he likes it so much, a black guy as the villain that you kill at the end of the game.
It's even funnier because Cole describes the militia as hick facists, they are redneck white dude, there are posters around New Marais about keeping the town "pure", good Cole constantly helps rebels and ex- cops, the main villain makes the ice soldiers to sell and a conduit arms race, he constantly airs militia propaganda and uses a warped view of Christianity as a way to justify killing conduits as they are "impure and unholy abominations, not part of God's plan". If inFamous 2 came out today, it would be considered woke, but he's probably too stupid to realize it. Bertrand is quite literly a rich old conservative christian dude who tries to kill "deviants" or turn them into monster for his militia to kill, and look good doing so, because he's mad the ray sphere made his powers match who he was on the inside, an overgrown, mindless monster. Nix is black, Lucy Kuo is asian, John White is black, Sebastian Wolfe is black. The game is just restricted by making it have karmic paths, Nix isn't evil, John is trying to help as much as he can. Zeke was turned from an annoying sexist conspiracy theorist who wanted to play hero, into a helpful and kind ally to Cole. But Nix and John are part of the evil path, so I guess that's why he loves inFamous 2.
I truly believe Synthetic isn't stupid and that the videos are satire. I mean they have to be, right ? because it takes genuine effort to make a video on a topic and get literally everything wrong about said topic. If these are not satirical videos, he truly has no knowledge of any sort of Spider-man media.
He actually believes what he says. His brain is so rotted with Fox news crap that he can't actually be correct on anything anymore because conservatives and far right people lack media analysis skills
@@matter_1793 All you gotta do is listen to what Synthetic Man says about women, people of color be they black, Asian, what he says about disabled people in order to understand how twisted he is.
Wanna know the worst part of all of this? There’s rumors that Synthetic Man doesn’t even believe any of this or acts like this in public, he just does this online as a character. I don’t know what’s worse - if this is who he is or if this is a terrible joke gone on too long.
Honestly I hope the rumors are true. That way, he's not an absolute moron, and people still get to make fun of him. He gets money from making ragebait videos, people get a laugh. Its a win win
Those aren't just politics, those are his values: He hates minorities and especially hates women. He lets that just dictate how he interacts with the world at large, and it shows since, at best he is a worthless cave troll who will not amount to anything in life.
@@marywilcox3102 yea they were fun and really enjoyable, I like bosses where it feels like I’m punching a punching bag one of my fav parts of Gow 2018 and GOWR (I’m not being sarcastic)
I have my own issues with the game, mainly pacing and how I feel Miles could’ve been done better and Harry should’ve died instead of being revived which would justify Pete taking a break more so than his already good reasons.
At first I thought harry should’ve died, but the more I thought about it, the more I think it’s actually a good thing he’s still alive. His character has great potential. Seeing as how Norman will be the main enemy next game, it can be used for great dynamics between characters
@@awsomedude23456 yeah, Keeping harry around makes a lot of sense, especially when hes been the crux of what is essentially the entire trilogy now. since hes the one that started it, it only makes sense that hes the one that becomes the reason behind why it ends
@@awsomedude23456The problem is that if Harry died, it would have made more sense of why Norman reacted like that.But he didn't die and he knew that Spider-Man had to stop him. It felt forced to me.
@@lunavioleta001 well Norman is being highly emotional, he wanted harry to be stopped, not to be put into a coma again. He’s looking for a scapegoat to vent his anger out to, so that’s Spider-Man
At 1:36:45 he says people shouldn't live vicariously through media and instead actually go and do fun things. Like 10 minutes prior, he says that Black Cat being Bisexual is a slight against fans because Peter Parker is supposed to be a self insert for nerds to fantasize through.
HeelsvsBabyface, who you may recognize as the bald guy that screamed bloody murder over pronouns in a video game called him a potential school shooter.
I like how he refers to Howard and the grandpa and granddaughter as Black people instead of just people
“For obvious reasons”
idk why he does that so much like he absolutely HAS to specify the race of the person before he complains about them more😭
😂😂😂shits sad
@@mangodxwnscause he's racist that's why
It’s dog whistling to its fullest extent (Dog whislting in this sense is saying something that is basically saying something without saying it kinda like a “wink wink” to his audience)
Synthetic Man is the #1 reason the word "woke" has lost of all its meaning.
Literally
Interesting
woke lost its meaning as soon as it became an insult, its means aware of social issues
no you
I love how Synthetic is well aware of the fact that the symbiote makes you more aggressive and violent, but he praise's Peter for being an asshole to his girlfriend and dying best friend that literally needs the symbiote to live.
But when MJ has a symbiote and she lashes out about how she wishes she could be more appreciated and doesn't want her dreams to be left in the dust, it's "woke self-insert feminism."
Can't wait to hear all the shit he's gonna say when Cindy gets her powers since she's both female and Korean😂
I agree with the first half of this comment. But MJ’s rant is very obviously a self insert rant, as MJ herself is obviously a self insert
Exactly I mean it’s only a problem cause peter Is getting criticized by a woman, if miles would have said basically the same things it wouldn’t have mattered
@@cyphoah8748How can MJ be a self-insert when the supposed "lead writer" was actually just an intern who doesn't have the narrative control you think she does? MJ is not a self-insert and she is not a Mary Sue either.
@@Zeroblade57I could’ve gone without one or two MJ mission also her model is pretty ugly tbh(not Stephanie tyler jones herself)
@@cannedcoffee2518 I didn't mind the MJ missions personally since they were way more enjoyable this time but I understand why not everyone likes them.
As for the character model I think it's an engine issue. A lot of the character models look a bit off in the game. MJs in particular seems to be heavily affected by lighting. For example in the tunnel with Symbiote Peter she looks fine but in the next scene at Harry's apartment she looks off again.
Synthetic man is the type of guy that would look at the "i respect every spiderman here" meme and say that Miguel is so based
What if I told him Miguel is Hispanic?
Half Hispanic half iris
"Does that include me?"
@@monsoon1303 “NO YOUR RACIST AAAHHH”
Miguel to Synth
Ayo, is that James of Schaffrillas in your pfp? (At the time I wrote this.)
Edit: it is.
The fact that his whole comment section agrees with him irritates me. The amount of blatant racism, sexism and homophobia is astounding
Thankfully, not everyone
Which is the funny part if you press “new” you’ll find lots of comments clowning him but then next thing u know those comments are gone 💀
It’s called an echo chamber. You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. With a side of delusion. Idiots like to OG there cuz that’s the only place people will listen to them
@@drawsectionwhen an anti sjw’s fans don’t defend them, they have to defend their garbage takes themselves.
It’ll never go away
Despite how much we try to fight it
People can pass on and die with their ideals, they won’t be around forever
An idea or a notion that’s endured for ages is harder to kill.
We just happen to be seeing it in the halfway point.
The guy reviewing isn’t a SpiderMan fan at all. He’s complaining about our *Friendly Neighborhood* SpiderMan helping out citizens in New York.
@chandllerburse737 Are you forgetting about the Mysteriums, Hunter blinds, Markos Memories, Unidentified Targets, Hunter Bases, Symbiote Nests and The Flame missions on purpose or..?
@chandllerburse737 “None involved other villains” is what you said. Everything I mentioned had a villain involved in it. Main story has more than enough bosses in it we didn’t necessarily need more.
From what you’re saying you just want “Spider-Man Arkham Webslinger”
@chandllerburse737 You’re asking for more bosses in a game that has 9 already lmao the dlc will probably have more side content and bosses similar to the original.
You keep mentioning Arkham but the latest one was lacking in the boss department till the Most Wanted dlc came. The majority of the main bosses were Batmobile scenarios and Stealth lmao. Especially the final Jason Todd section, that was a disappointment for something great. Asylum only had main bosses, Origins had great content overall Knight only had good side bosses & dlc.
What? No, this is not what it's about, not in the slightest
@@lepersonnage371 Sure
Another thing this guy missed is Venom only starts to fully take control of Peter when it touches the meteorite. The symbiote reconnects to the hive when it touches it, making it remember its purpose on Earth and act more like a parasite than a mutual creature. It didn't directly control Peter until then because it wasn't connected to the hive, and therefore only slightly influenced his actions until that point.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
Yeah right just make shit up lol
@@MasterHoshii he's right tho. the moment Peter touches the meteorite the suit changes his appearance and Peter immediately refers to himself as "us"
@@kaiju1281 I think you mean as soon as Peter touches the meteorite.
@@fall-neckthetallneck2977 ye you're right
@@MasterHoshiino no he’s got a point
When synthetic man said Harry takes too long to be angry well Harry didn’t become angry for a long time because he was genuinely happy because he wasn’t sick and was healthy, Harry didn’t have any negative emotions for the symbiote to exploit, until he lost it and Peter kinda brushed off giving it back, not only that but the venom bonded to Peter and Peter constantly has negative thoughts and emotions and trauma from his past because he wasn’t enough to save everyone, when venom unbinds from Peter it has his Anger and gets amplified with Harry’s anger because like u said Peter neglected him and Spider-Man the hero betrayed him in his eyes, and that’s how the symbiote truly becomes venom.
It’s almost like Harry did a 180 when Peter did. Like how anyone would. Dying as Peter insults him and gets worse and worse the more desperate he is. And in his delusion (also instilled by venom) he still acted like that one dude who isn’t friends with u anymore because they did something awful and is mad ur being so distant to him and like ur still friends
The best Venom adaptation are ultimately the manifestation of Peters mistakes. Which is very much how Venom is born, mistakes.
His thoughts on the game are enough to be considered rage bait.
It's crazy that somebody can criticize on the game without playing the game on different difficulties.
"This game is way too easy and the bosses are braindead"
*proceeds to play on the easiest difficulty*
It’s insane how this is EXACTLY what I was telling my friend while watching this.
To be fair, you can if you actually beat it without cheats (unless it’s mandatory at certain points like that one moment in one of the Rise Of The Triad games) on the NORMAL difficulty (which Synth did not).
Synthetic really doesn’t understand Spider-Man if he is confused about why The FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN is helping randoms with their everyday stuff. That’s literally his thing. He stops crime but also helps the little guy. A few years ago we just had a movie about Spidey wanting to be someone who focuses on big threats and by the end him learning that he has a responsibility to be there for the little guy so he sticks with that.
I’m talking about Homecoming in case anyone is confused.
Homecoming opens with a montage of Peter just helping regular people with their low-stakes problems, and Amazing Spider-Man 2 for as much of a mess that film is opens on a similar note. And yet here's Synthetic Man astonished, shocked, bamboozled that Peter is helping normal people with their normal problems instead of killing criminals and ripping them in half
The problem is helping people in a game full of action and about fucking Spider-Man are boring. We play SM games because of web swining and fighting with vilians. Just remember episodes from TAS, Spectacular or movies, where more than a minute Spidey just helps people? There's nothing wrong with being friendly neighborhood in some watchable media, but not in the game
@@acedoomer5244 By that logic we should also cut out all the detective work out the Arkham games and any Batman game going forward. There’s plenty of people who think that stuff is boring. I know I used to when I was a kid. Of course we’re not because Batman is THE WORLDS GREATEST DETECTIVE. It’s a big part of his character and they would have to find someway to incorporate it. There is an argument to be made about making the missions more fun, but cutting them out completely is unreasonable.
@chandllerburse737 but there's no alternative in side missions. Only Flame sides, but that's not enough. In first game, at least, we have Tombstone missions
@@dariusporter358 i understand you, but, let's be honest, detective sections and helping people is not the same thing. If Batman always doing this and it's important to solving the case and finding the bad guy, than helping people it's not a important thing to whole story and doesn't leads to anything interesting. As I said, it's interesting to watch, read, but not play
“didnt play miles morales For obvious reasons” 🤨
I mean the story is bad, BUT, based on what I've read of this guy...yeah, your right, it is 🤨
@@Adamairball i personally kinda liked the story though its mostly miles story and the side missions
but yeah the gameplay and side missions carry it tbh
@@AgentNero9 Agreed. I just don't like how the main beats pf the story form Spider-Man PS4 (with worse main characters), and Phin is a bad character.
@@Adamairball Miles Morales seems fine to be honest. I've not plyed the game, but it really does seem okay.
@@kade-qt1zu Fair enough because that's your opinion, of course.
The reasons why I don't like that game is because the story beats are copied from Spider-Man PS4, but with worse characters. One of those worse characters is Phil, and she's not good at all.
"Insomniac writers hate spider-man!!" Proceeds to say everything spider-man stands against, misinterprets his whole character and supports JJJ
The moment you support JJJ
Nay
THIS version of Jonah.
Just stop
We only enjoy Jonah because he has personality and is ironically feeding his arguments
A feature you lack in leaps and bounds.
They do hate Peter, he is constantly saved by Miles and MJ, he goes to fight climate fucking change to make room for Miles to be spider-man lol. Heroes are ususally replaced when they stop being popular, but Peter is tons of times more popular than Miles, so they actually don't like him
@@lepersonnage371 A massive thing thats been a case since game one is peter being just as if not more passionate about helping others as peter rather than just fighting crime as spider man.
This game takes massive steps towards their peter doing that with him soft retiring being a culmination of a three game arc about peter finally getting a chance to help the world as peter and realise he needs to be there more and balance his life (balance being another big theme)
if you're going to ignore all of that just because miles exists than i desperately implore you to stop looking at shit through whatever lens you are and open yourself up to the world rather than just whining that Miles or MJ is doing stuff instead of sitting around letting peter do it all.
@@lepersonnage371”fight climate change” I know right, it’s almost like one of his core traits is a scientist that wants to use his intellect to help make the world a better place, but that’s clearly not at all like the character… right?
@@cooldude2027 scientist with an intellect would Not go fight a climate change, because he wouldn't be dense in the head enough to believe this leftist hoax
He came into the game already in bad faith because he wanted to push the generic "modern gaming" narrative. One of many shameless examples is with Yuri's Wraith. He claims she is basically the "strong women" but completely neglected an entire dlc dedicated to her decent to becoming a vigilante and why she was so invested in Hammerhead due to her father and one of her informants. He also complains about her "training" when if I'm not mistaken if you read her bio in the first game it says she is a skilled martial artist. The Aunt May remark he made had to be a troll if not this guy needs some self-reflecting.
Well no wonder she's a skilled martial artist, would be no surprise if she is a war vet and will be a spider-woman in the next game. Man, why are you justifying how bad she is written and done and how OP she is just by saying that devs put some not in the game to lazily explain why she is like that to begin with
@@lepersonnage371 Hold on. So when Silver Sable, a woman who is highly skilled in martial arts, puts Spider-Man on his ass, it's okay. But when Yuri, another woman with great amount of martial arts skills, does it, it's not okay? 🤔
And when he says "no on-screen training" it just makes me wonder... does he WANT to see flashbacks of Yuri training in martial arts? Because that would just kill the pace and take away from the unraveling carnage story.
Ever since Rey in Star Wars there's been this weird obsession some people have with women characters always needing to justify their skills. We have no problem with Kraven wiping out nearly the entire sinister six despite "no on screen training" beyond choking a guy out in the woods. We have no problem with Harry ragdolling Kraven around despite still being very new to the agent venom suit. But Yuri being a martial artist suddenly needs to be justified for these nerds
@@Philibuster001 Yuri becoming some vigilante with pink armor and feminist hair is just pure cringe, no matter on or off screen training. He just mentioned that we didn't see her developing as a character to this vigilante, only that she is angry at Peter in the dlc because he didn't allow her to kill.. so idiotic
@@lepersonnage371 why the hell would they make Yuri a Spider-Woman? That makes no sense, and what is wrong with Yuri’s character? And if you read the comics and played The City That Never Sleeps DLC for the first game you will understand why she became Wraith. It is that simple
He doesn't seem to understand the whole point of Spiderman. He is a hero to everyone! No matter how small the issue is, if Spidy can help, he will. He isn't some god that only fights against multiversal threats.
Where did he deny that?
@@lepersonnage371 Deny what?
@@FoxyGuyHere That the point of spider-man is to help
@@lepersonnage371 Most of his complaints about the game are about Spidy helping black people, gay people, the game having deaf people etc. Spidy helping about small things etc.
@@FoxyGuyHere That was a complaint about the side quests, their quality and their contents. The particular one is he said that why is spider-man helping a gay guy to ask another one out for the prom. Not that you shouldn't be helping a gay person but that all of this is so up in your face and how you are locked on with the camera on two men holding hands not being able to look away if you want, they force you to watch that, not to mention other side quests like the one about black history thing being vandalized
The Howard mission hate is even crazier cause he acts like you haven't interacted with this guy for the past two games, and built up an understanding with him and got to know his story (especially in MM because Peter fucking spells out why Spiderman is so important and why you need to remember to help the 'smaller' people and that they are as important to Spiderman as Spiderman is to them)
... who the hell is Howard?
@@vicentegeonixit's okay u don't need to know 😢
@@vicentegeonixThe guy with the pigeons you helped in the last two games. His mission here will make you sad. I will say no more.
@@Mgauge yeah it was ok.
You expect Synthetic man to pay attention to the stories of the games he plays. That's funny
This was the first playstation game that I've ever played and the fact that this guy couldn't do the basics is just indicative of his skills. bro's mad that he's not good and makes excuses for it
Welcome to an awesome library of good games then! Highly recommend bloodborne! But yeah this guy just sucks.
Oh good for you my guy hoped you have fun
Literally the definition of skill issue and cope, seeth and mald
Or maybe the game was hot ass and he was just calling it for what it was
@@Stinkybelal no he was looking for excuses to hate this game bc there was gay people in it and a woman wasn’t a helpless damsel in distress
“The writers of this game hate Spider-Man”- The guy who in multiple times in this video advocates for both Spider-Men to completely go against everything they stand for,lies about miles morales sales numbers to act like there are actually good reason he didn’t play the game when in reality he’s just racist, and completely misunderstands the symbiote suit story and the whole metaphor for addiction and why Peter can’t wash himself of responsibility for what he did while wearing the suit
(Side note:I hope I never become a guy who can’t look at a women without thinking about how attractive she is and I hope these “anti woke” content creators learn that “the women aren’t hot enough!!” WILL NEVER BE A VALID COMPLAINT FOR ANYTHING EVER BECAUSE BEAUTY IS FUCKING SUBJECTIVE)
"And Miles doesn't kill Mr. Negative in that one scene despite the great opportunity"
Not his exact words but he did say something along the lines of it
@@Arrowzeditz I’m not one to say “oh this ruins that” or “that would ruin it” when talking about media but genuinely if Miles kills Martin Li it ruins Miles as a character and genuinely would have made his arc pointless. That part made me genuinely upset that people believe this guy
@@Yeetusdeletus897 fr im confused on why he didn’t expect Peter to kill Otto because he surely was 1 of the reason aunt may died in the 1st game
Its so easy to see how much these reviewers dont actually speak to women because of the fact that one of their main criticisms is that the women arent hot enough for them
beauty is subjective but that doesnt mean there arent women that MOST men would find beautiful 😭. why do you think most guys think MJ is ugly/eh? subjective, but not lack of excession
People call anything that has one black character, woman , or gay character in it woke
They don’t even understand what woke is either. It’s just giving af about any social issue and minorities existing should’ve even count cuz that’s so weak. It should not take that little to piss anyone off
Dog whistles and floating signifiers, dangerous ass weapons.
No, what matters is is how it is done and presented. Not every game with that kind of characters is woke, but this game just cranked it up to 11, there's no way for anyone with brains to not see this
No this game panders like a mf. And this is coming from a black person. It’s so corny
@@lepersonnage371no it's true for people like synthetic man it doesn't matter he'll call anything woke (without actually understanding the meaning of the word ) that they don't like which is usually the inclusion of anything that isn't white or straight or male
Moment I saw the two dude’s in the prom mission and Black Cat having a gf I knew someone was going to lose it and say its “shoved down our throats”
And it’s so funny cause if u actually read the comics it’s been alluded since the 90s that black cat is bi
@@K0KARNand the gay couple mission is a side mission you don’t even have to do it 😭
@@raykincaid7619bruh the mission literally not that serious, mfers just homophobic let’s be honest💀🙏🏾
@@raykincaid7619 exactly, “but if u want to 100% it” bro u wouldn’t even care about 100% or trophy’s if these small things bugs u so much
@@K0KARNit doesn't even take 10 minutes maybe 5 at the max
You missed how he's calling JJJ based bc he says it's good that Kraven murders Scorpion and that he did what SM couldn't, ignoring that JJJ created Scorpion and trying to shift the blame.
Like dude has the memory and brain power of an infant. He literally cannot have an opinion that isn't the most idiotic and basic take on only what he is experiencing that second.
Not to mention JJJ contradicts himself later when he talks about how Yuri killing criminals is bad and how at least Spider-Man doesn’t assume the job of judge, jury, and executioner. Jameson is supposed to contradict himself, it’s part of his character.
@chandllerburse737to be fair having a biased view does not make news falseful in fact if jjj is clear about his biases he is arguably better than those who pretend to be impartial
@chandllerburse737”I’m all for inclusion and mutants being accepted into society, unless that mutant power makes you a wall crawling, Web Slinging MENACE!”
JJJ's character is funny. Whether he contradicts himself or not.
@@twgok3162 He literally states himself to be the only source of truth numerous times.
Synthetic man comes off as a boomer hater that's still high off nastalga. None of his points make any sense and they're so stupid its almost funny sometimes
Agreed
he’s always making arguments without ANYTHING to back it up, and as more and more triple A games release this becomes more and more well known. It’s sad to see he has a following honestly.
@@Jewce24 agreed
No he's a flat out neo-nazi
@@Jewce24How do these guys keep a following. They just make the same video each time TBH
I love How this guy is just straight up racist like tf 💀😭
Bro was a competitive racist 💀💀💀
Bro I’m black and he’s literally not he’s spitting fax
You still don't realize that most of the black people also have most of the same opinions as him? You people think you please all of these minorities but in reality they need no pleasing from you, just like hispanics don't need you to shit all over the norms of their very old language and making it gender neutral
So saying that it is wrong that Miles beating the shit out Peter just because (Peter has 10 year battle experience and symbiote, but somehow get defeated by Miles), for no reasons, is racism now? I think making Miles and nerfing Peter for no reasons is racism
@@acedoomer5244did you not watch the video? “I didn’t play miles morales for obvious reasons” 💀
This guy unironically called Freya a Mary Sue because she’s a warrior who could go toe to toe with a holding back Kratos. Completely ignoring that she’s the Goddess Of War, Magic and Fertility and The Valkyrie Queen and even tho she’s this powerful she’s still an incredibly flawed person.
Nahhh Wahmen's can't bee that stronk unless it WOK3!
I feel that most bad reviews are either the reviewers themselves being unintelligently gifted, hates people, or picks out the most miniscule issue of all time and makes a 57 minute yapping session about it.
A huge thing they talk about is glitches. They'll say "Zelda has no bugs😝" when Nintendo is making bug fixes weekly/monthly for that game. We need Google docs rubrics for these reviewers to honestly review a game, instead of bandwagoning a hate train.
Easy mechanics, challenging environment/enemies, cool suits, outstanding graphics, great story, and amazing actors.
@@zage932have you considered the reviewers themselves qualify for all 3 criteria you listed
Or maybe the game is just mid
@@StinkybelalHuge cap.
tbh if I remember correctly this dude started a Starfield review by killing abunch of people because one guy said he can't wait to see his boyfriend
I agree. This is definitely the worst Spider-Man 2 review I’ve seen so far. If you don’t like the game, then that’s fine. But when you’re just being Racist and Sexist instead of pointing out anything valid, that’s not a good review. Good video as always Colin. I hope Synthetic Man watches this video and realizes how dumb his points were.
Maybe in an alternate universe
hey skylord, saw you in chat, man that other sky was proof these eejits are everywhere like bedbugs lol
@@avgriffin Hello there. Yeah, that Sky dude was so annoying. I really hope he doesn’t try anything like that again.
“SyNtHeTiC mAn Is mY GoD!!!” CoIlN iS yOuR cLoWn!!!”
bro was bragging bout having 67 alts 💀💀😂😂 I never met someone that cartoonish lmao @@SkyLord1846
@@avgriffinYeah, that guy was so childish. “SyNtHeTiC mAn Is My GoD!!! CoIlN iS yOuR cLoWn!!!!”. So stupid.
I can’t believe the character literally often referred to as the friendly neighborhood. Spider-Man is behaving in a friendly manner by helping people around his “neighborhood“. Friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man doing friendly neighbourhood activities. How dare they put that in the game?😂
THATS WHY I'VE BEEN SAYING! WHO CARES IF THE HOMECOMING MISSON HAS GAY PEOPLE, ITS STILL ADORABLE, NOT EVERY SIDE MISSON NEEDS TO BE FIGHTING AND FIGHTING
@@gavincarroll1259yea and i dont get why ppl keep calling it "woke" to have these gay characters when the mission isn't even about them being gay its about helping someone with asking someone to homecoming
@@JyMierCrawford that's so true, one bone I had to pick with the original review is that he kept complaining that there was gay people, black people, gay flags, and a ukraine flag, claiming they were "shoving it in your face." Like it's not shoving it in your face if it's just there, you know?
@theswordthatsealsthedarkne9918 and it's New York, your going to find ALL of those factors and more.
@@liquidanimations3397 EXACTLY
What hurts about all this is that MJs face is being compared to a writer intern named Ash. Shes prob got alot of threats in her Twitter DMs from videos like Synthetic Cuck. I fell so bad for the woman.
This is Gamergate levels of insane. These chuds will go to such lengths. They are worse than the “Woke” they seethe over. Humans need to be hit by a dinosaur-level meteorite at this point lol.
That ash lady is the woman in the pictures where people claim she was self-insert? (Asking to make sure)
Edit: nevermind. I looked that up and that is her. I also looked at pictures of the face model for Mary Jane from both games and I start to see the resemblance
@chandllerburse737apparently not. Only an intern, and just because a picture of her looked a lot like mj from the game people started a conspiracy theory online. Guess it's the hair or something..
@@asafakiva1619she has come out and the actual Face model has come out and said not it's not her and it's the model,the model is even credited in the game as Mj
@@hibarikyoya854
Where can I find the face model's statement? I saw the post of the intern writer
We should thank Colin for enduring this shit and making it more bearable for our entertainment
Yes we should.
Fr
Bro absolutely😭😭
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I'll be real, i tried watching his review before colin and i could barely get through 20 mins...
The second someone calls something as "woke" as a criticism, you already know that their insufferable opinion isn't worth listening to at all. You're a real trooper for sitting through that awful review, goddamn
These trolls have no idea what "woke" means they just hear other people say it and go "oooohh"!
It is a vaild critique it just the way you use it,
@@Spartan8676
True.
Some things are indeed “WOKE”, not everything is though.
Spider-Man 2 is both a victim and NOT a victim of this, as it does have SOME woke stuff in it, but otherwise it’s a pretty solid game that doesn’t force said woke stuff down your throat like most do in their attempts to brain-wash you.
@justaguyonyoutube4592 yeah its mostly side stuff anyway, I agree but didn't have some eye rolling moments that I just ignored in the story, like the "your amazing and your better than I could ever be " cliche when he was talking to MJ,
@@Spartan8676Either that’s bullshit or literally every single person who has used hasn’t used it right.
If you cant call something woke without mentioning the color, sex, or sexuality of the person saying the woke thing, you're not anti-woke, you just think the presence of that race, sex, or sexuality makes the content bad.
Woke is an ideology not a sex, color, or sexuality.
Couldn't explain why the mission was bad without referring to the characters they were about as "some black guy" twice.
Even when you should have history with Howard if you played the first one.
Yeah I forget his name but I remember him
You hit the nail on the head. People just say woke because they’re too sensitive to understand that everyone sees the world differently.
the fact that he would use "mutt" as a way to describe a HUMAN BEING is beyond me, i don't even care for the game's story like that
Describing another human being in that way is the pinnacle of cruel, and in-human, and sociopathic.
Literally so hateful and for what 😭
@@SpeedKing.. Who knows what goes through these... fools' minds.
How anyone hears that and then just not think he is racist is beyond me.
@@BlackJacked It's also deplorable that people agree with the guy. Ugh!
People like this are the worst. They let their political views decide everything they do and like in their lives, it’s sad and disgusting. I don’t think this guy applies because he’s just blatantly racist, but my point stands
Literally everyone who worked on this game lets their political decide their life, hence why this game is littered with tons of sjw propaganda and messaging. You’re accusing him of being what the people who worked on this game actually are.
@@StinkybelalWow quite a lack of self awareness you have.
@@Stinkybelal The only *REAL* sjw stuff in the game are small details you’ll only notice if you accidentally see them or if you’re looking for them. The game isn’t politically charged at all, it’s about the Spider-Men, Kraven and Venom
@@CaliTG2 why is there sjw propaganda in a video game about Spider-Man?
@@Stinkybelal Honestly, that’s a question I can’t answer, but as I said before, all the sjw stuff are small and hard to notice and doesn’t affect the game at all
I remember completing the homecoming mission and joking to myself "someone out there is gonna be mad about this", and lo and behold, here comes Synthetic Man to prove me right and then some.
If I learned one thing about "Synthetic Man" after watching this, aside from how racist/sexist/homophobic he is, is that he really REALLY doesn't understand Spider-Man as a character or concept. I mean, dude got mad that the game took time on "walking simulator" segments to establish his relationship with Harry and MJ when one of the major appeals of Spider-Man as a character is his relatable relationships with his supporting cast!
I bet he hasn't even looked in the general direction of a Spider-Man comic before, let alone read one.
He hasn't; I'm pretty sure he's admitted it in the past.
yea stop forcing gay shit on my kids through video games thank you
Other than the ones with black cat LMAOO
Oh yeah... because spider man comics are so good right now? 😂
@enternamehere3759 cool
I am honestly SHOCKED synthetic man even has fans because he's honestly one of the worst game "critics" on this site.
4channers
He's not even a critic; he just a scumbag.
He’s doing pretty standard anti-SJW grift that the algorithm has been propagating for years. A new piece of media comes out with literally anything that could be interpreted as left wing in it & people will drive traffic to their channels yelling about it. It’s been a whole genre of TH-cam for years now
He’s doing pretty standard anti-SJW grift that the algorithm has been propagating for years. A new piece of media comes out with literally anything that could be interpreted as left wing in it & people will drive traffic to their channels yelling about it. It’s been a whole genre of TH-cam for years now
Because his rants are funny, at least to me
My first impression of Synthetic man is racists homophobic boomer that high off nostalgia and he's really bad at gaming even if its on very easy or easy mode
No he got his brain fried by 4Chan. Believe me, I used to be like that.
I keep seeing this comment copy pasted, are you the NPCs I keep hearing about ? Because you're pathetic.
How inclusive of you to call him those words. Keep being delusional
Bro doesn’t know he’s the friendly neighborhood spider man
Dude if Titan from Megamind was that much of a threat to the world and he was just a creepy perv, I don’t even wanna KNOW what Synthetic Man would be like
Underrated comment lmao
Homelander 2
@@veryheavyalanthat’s about right
@@veryheavyalanOh, dear.
@@veryheavyalanhomelander mixed with a klansman
Bro is genuinely Eric Cartman in the water park episode
Too many Minorities~Minorities,in my Spiderman game
"I tried to watch Across The Spiderverse, but even the Spider-Men, are Minorities, In my SM content."
Bro can't enjoy a game when the "woke" is involved when he doesn't know the meaning
Edit: and also with wraith fight bro really expects peter to not hold back on her💀
Bro expected Pete to murder one his best friends just for shits and giggles lol
@@guilherme100099 The guy clearly has a 'A man must be beat up everyone' mentality and not even feel sorry about it. A man has emotions, he's obviously a chud in Synthetic Man's eyes. Talk about a sociopath.
@@guilherme100099 i guess he wants pete to just brutally murder her I guess
@@guilherme100099 bro expected good story without MJ with super powers and Miles, who has no bad sides and everything is easy to him
@chandllerburse737 that's tells a lot about you
2:36:39
“I bet most of this game was written by a woman” tells u everything u need to know about this dude if he’s using that in such a derogatory manner. And he’s the kind of that guy that’ll just refuse to accept he was wrong based on his response to any criticism or negative feedback
Fun fact: black cat has always been bisexual and if i remember she litterally has a comic about her being bi, ... also if he is so full of hate towards all characters that he claims to be baised but is the most dumb character in the world 😮
Yeah it was revealed in like 2002-2003. Honestly I don’t mind it since it’s basically just some dialogue about her partner and isn’t making the bit that it’s a girl important. It’s shown that she’s moved on in the relationship and is trying to protect her girlfriend from actual terrorists
Nah. The only reason is cuz he can't get his wiener you-know-what when he finds out that the most attractive character in this game is actually bisexual and not straight as he thought
@@vulcanrampage4015 What
@@Artipupthe other guy Made a Dick joke
Not true
With how he uses the 2099 suit, i think he likes it since Miguel attacked miles and tries to capture him at the end
He didn't watch the movie, "for obvious reasons", so i don't think he knows about that scene, and since he openly doesn't like anyone who isn't white, he would probably hate Miguel too
@Garmatronic Bold of you to assume he knows anything about Miguel in the first place, never mind what he looks like under the mask.
Synthetic Man may be baiting for views at this stage - whether intentionally or not - but his manner of expressing opinions and critiquing video games is quite unprofessional and juvenile. It takes away from valid commentary on writing, mechanics, etc. through respectful discourse.
But I suppose I am naive to expect respectful discourse on the internet.
Not to mention, the “obvious reasons,” why his commentary should likely be taken with a rather sizeable grain of salt.
Bro probably thinks Spider-Man Lotus is the best Spider-Man movie ever
That would not surprise me
Myself, my roommate and my brother got 100% on this game by the end of its first week. All of us absolutely love the game, then my brother started listening to bad reviews and now hates the game, even though he’s had no issues in his play through
Im sorry for your brother, i did the same, but if anything, it made me hate the moronic guys with the stupid reviews even more than i did before watching those crap opinions.
Show him this maybe
Tell your bro to watch Colin's review of it, or another review by people who are actual spiderman fans that aren't just boomer Raimi meatriders
Your brother is a slave to social media. Sorry if I sound cruel, but it’s honestly true.
He... he realizes women are people right?
No, he doesn't. I think he expected all of New York to just be filled with straight white men, whose women stay at home. Ugh!
Maybe? But the point is that they don't want them to be.
“Nuh uh”
-synthetic
You… you realize this game was written by a woman, right? Which is why it’s so utterly mid
@@Stinkybelal lmao like you would know what a woman is like, you’ve probably never been near one since you popped out the womb
Since Synthetic Man loves the word "soy"...
Soythetic Man
Cringe.
Basement Dweller Incel Man
@@C0LIN. I guess that’d make you Middle-Aged Dead-End Guy?
@@maylabrown4584how's it taste?
@@maylabrown4584 I'm 20 years old...
"Wokeness" is a dog whistle for people who don't like representation in games or movies
What representation of gay dudes that have to be 100% corporate leftist plants,or a litteral deaf black women and playing as her? Sorry but im not interested in that...its total wokeness ,search the term up
@@mrbungle3310no, “wokeness” is a crutch used by the simple-minded when they can’t think of any legitimate criticism.
@@RenCox-lf3er Awareness of societal issues and injustices
political-cult based on conformism to neo-marxist styles, ideas, agendas, and self-expression of one's own benevolence even if the benevolence is non-existent
@@henocksherlock3340 you literally have the confederate flag as your pfp the flag who wanted black people to conform to working for them for free so shut the fuck up, you are not counter culture rebels you're just people who want to go back to "the good old days" where you could buy a person for 10 dolars
This just proves that people have run out of idea's to hate on this game
You took one example and just ran with this idea..
You know what makes me mad? I SAW SOMEONE SAYING THE GAME WAS "wOkE" BECAUSE SPIDER-MAN DORSN'T LIKE GUNS!
LIKE, BUDDY, DO YOU KNOW SPIDER-MAN?! Bro was just speaking out of his a-
@@Adamairball clearly
@@cyphoah8748 i mean its true. People are so desperate to hate on this game instead on foucsing on fair critism that they're just scraping the bottom of the barrel. "Mj was a self insert", "The games are woke", "the faces look terrible" and many more.
@@lucky4d725 yup
Just remember, Synthetic Man called Ragnarök woke cause of how, Freya all of a sudden is "powerful fighter" even though in GoW 2018 she was the queen of the vanir and a valkyrie queen. It just shows Synthetic Man doesn't pay attention to anything and calls everything woke. Are there woke elements in SM2? yes, but they are very small and can be skipped cause it was never part of the main story. The fact Synthetic Man zooms in on something so small and makes it the whole point, shows how dumb He is. This isn't to say you can't call it out, but doing it Synthetic Man's way and making it the entire game is just saddening. 🤣🤣
It doesn't have woke elements
Lol, it definitely does. It's not a Wrinkle in Time, but those Brooklyn Visions' Side Quests are woke
@@SkeetersGuitarThat’s not woke it’s just gay people existing ffs
Didn't he want Kratos to beat up his kid
Or just get the Middle East version with none of those elements added in
I saw that guy's review recommended to me, thought to myself "there's no way this guy is serious," watched like a minute of it and immediately clicked off the video. What a terrible take.
Yeah he has alot of weird takes
Same. He has the worst taste
The most irritating thing is, there are ACTUAL things to criticize SM2 for. QoL features that really should have been in the game at launch, setups such as a rematch with Tombstone not paid off from the last game, world elements that were present in the last game such as police showing up to crimes and random Fisk thugs in crowds are missing making New York itself feel less alive than it did before, and a myriad of glitches old and new that I personally encounter almost every single time I boot up the game again.
It sure would be nice if Synthetic Man criticized any of the actually important things instead of... _whatever he did here_
@chandllerburse737 I’d argue ultimately no, but I understand why you think so. I do think the symbiote should’ve come into the story just a little bit earlier to give it more time.
@chandllerburse737it doesn't feel rushed like do you not know how a action game works
@chandllerburse737wasn't
@chandllerburse737 cool, good for you. No one cares.
@chandllerburse737 When did I claim everything was perfect? Oh wait, I didn't.
I swear to God Colin. Your commentary is keeping me sane from hearing this incel bloviate from his Mom’s basement.
a little unrelated, but it pissed me off when he called Yuri Lowenthal a bad voice actor just cus he doesn't have "good" vocal range. even though it's called voice acting, the acting part is more important than the voice
great video btw. you and your friends destroyed this guy
I agree I was pissed too. Yuri was great! You felt the love, anger, and pain in his voice every time something happened with Peter
He's just pissed Yuri still wears a mask
Yuri lowenthal is great, just because he has a higher tone pitch doesn’t make his vocal range bad, i mean look at dee Bradley baker bro gargles for a living and is great at his creature voices
@@Natezilla_2dawg I would not be shocked if that’s actually the reason why and he’s just too chicken shit to admit it.
I agree. That statement really urked me. Just because you don’t have a lot of range doesn’t make you a bad Va. He was fantastic! Also no clue about the nepotism thing and why he never elaborates on it. Either it’s true and the source is on Twitter which everyone knows is a completely reliable source for drama/news, or he’s making shit up.
Women having different character traits other than cliche traits.
Synthetic: WOKE
Accurate
People not being white = WOKE
Well just like Green Goblin said
:"Despite everything you've done, eventually they will hate you"
If you know what's happening with Synthetic Man behind the scenes, he's actually a quiet sad character. I'm aware of only a small handful of his mental breakdowns and that's enough.
Too bad that instead of taking care of his mental health he chooses to unload his frustrations by being edgy on the internet.
Nah, he's the type of dude who still living in his mom's basement and refused to go outside for OBVIOUS reasons
Yeah, I watched the live stream and his one night. And it was really, really bad. I genuinely felt bad for him. A mental breakdown is the only way I can think to describe it. In his defense he was also really drunk.
One day, he might snap and eventually hurt someone. The Bald Guy who screeched about pronouns in Starfield called him a Potential School Shooter.
@@rickyrackey7930 I dunno if I'd go that far but SM has a worrying vibe about him. He's edgy and aggressive but also depressive, and that makes for a dangerous combination.
@@briandavid7849 He should do something about himself but it seems he just doesn't want to.
Man anti-woke people have got to be so miserable all the time. Like why do you have so much hate for things that have no effect on thier lives.
That's what I'm saying. It seems like they actively look for stuff to make themselves upset and miserable on purpose.
Synthetic man complaining bout it being woke and all but when was Spider-Man racist and homophobic and sexist?????
Never.
Synthetic Man seems to not understand the “Friendly Neighbourhood” part of Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man when he complains about Spidey helping with normal civilian problems
It’s insane just how hateful and negative this guy is. His voice genuinely sounds like he’s suffering inside. I can’t imagine having so much hate in my heart
He kinda sounds like that he lost all his passion in his live. Like he sounds really depressed and his worlds feels hollow. Ngl i feel kinda bad for him. I wish he would do something that would genuinely makes him happy
Fr he makes s.k. Sound smart
The Starfield Pronouns guy called Synth a potential school shooter.
@@rickyrackey7930for once he was right about something
@@fotnite_ Synth actually had multiple breakdowns on stream. I’m scared he might actually hurt someone when he eventually snaps.
Its funny how synthetic man said that Peter shouldn't apoligize because it was the symbiote controlling him. But he says that the symbiote on MJ is enhancing what she already felt. So that means what Peter was feeling was also being enhanced. So HE SHOULD APOLIGIZE because that is how he felt.
This the kind of guy GTA intentionally puts in as a over the top stereotype just so the writers can make fun of him, except he's a real person.
He's more like a South Park character.
The “lead writer” picture isn’t even the lead writer. She’s just an intern. I’m sick of people parroting this blatant lie.
Never thought about how based the scream fight was, beating your girlfriend for talking back until she sees reason again
Nah, bro is wild for this. 💀
Dang! I never looked at that one like that 🤣 but yea
Average Synthetic man viewer with his degen 4 Chan views
Got me dying to 💀
But she was trying to kill him?
The enemy of synthetic man is the organic woman.
The difference between them is that one would actually make a good argument
And isn’t a f*cking racist
The difference is that one would solely confine herself to what left-wing redditor mouthpieces tell her & merely listen to broadest cultural mαrxist venues such as tiktok, twitter, & the former☝🏾
Yeah, one of them would bleed their vagina and start screeching about misogyny and being an asshole while the other one would just keep trolling.
The organic woman Is the right awnser.
Also Faxxx
A woman making a good argument ? 😂 Are you ok ?
TO BE FAIR. The amazing Lucas recently posted a video talking about how he hates the anti woke people shitting on Spider-Man 2 so I think he’d genuinely hate synthetic man because he described the anti woke gamer channels as “evil” lmao
Rare Amazing Lucas W?
@@Adamairballall his recent reviews was pretty solid to me
@@rino3078 Hope so.
I don’t really think the guy actually hates the game or anything like that but kinda baited the viewer into writing hate comments when he flip flops between takes, he said in a video that miles becoming the main Spider-Man isn’t bad and in his streams of the game he legit shit talks the decision.
Which is fine if u switch opinions but kinda makes me not take the guy all to seriously
I'm also against forced diversity and politics being shoved down my throat...
But I can express it without being painfully edgy, saying highly questionable things about race, gender or sexuality and making very odd references to Jews in every other video.
It's not that hard, trust me.
Same with me.
A gay person being in a game is diversity being forced down your throat? This is like when mfs said Finn being black in Star Wars was woke. People are gay and POCs in real life, same shit happens in games lmao
This.
It's funnier that way though! ;D
@@shorthairlukeisugly Arguably, possibly, maybe.
If some uses the term “woke” for half their video titles, then you can just immediately leave because they always have the stupidest takes
Straight facts
If anybody uses the word "woke" unironically in any context, you know they have a stupid take
Synthetic man is a fitting name for a cynical, racist, anti-"woke" streamer/gaming critic. I caught one of his streams in my recommended and liked him at first, until he started spouting ridiculous points about the wokeness of whatever game he was playing. I can only imagine how bad his fanbase is.
More like for a guy who is actually smart and he is smart unlike woke people like you.
@@Icy-be5vl I'm surprised you had the patience to reply to so many braindead people in this comment section lmao. Based
You remember what game he was playing?
I clicked the link and watched his video before watching Colin. It was all nonsense, but one thing I'll never get is people complaining about superheroes needing to hit their opponent more than once to take them down. Like does anyone not understand how videogames work? If it takes just one hit to win, then it's no fun at all
That’s why the stealth sections are bad in this game cus u just press square on a web zip for most of the time and that is boring, Peter doing a 20 combo on a person feels badass, also u can end encounters in like 3 seconds with the right ability combo so Peter being “weak” is more on the player then the character
This is the same thing another youtuber criticized. That synthical guy even made a response video and went over that argument...but he didnt even have an answer and just talked some nonsense cause he probably knows himself his argument doesnt make sense😂
@@alexandermeiering5216 you got a link to that response video?
Then by this logic the MJ missions are terrible. Why can she one hit dudes when Spider-Man with legit super strength can’t. It makes no sense and it’s all to fit the stupid girl boss propaganda.
@@thegoodeboy2016It’s a taper that is specifically used for knocking out people, while spider man is using his fists.
Gameplay section: i don’t like it because its just like this game, but entirely different
Story section: i don’t like it because i don’t like minorities
edit: “Spider-Man is for nerds like myself as a power fantasy!” *proceeds to make fun of and mock nerds later on*
The “obvious reasons” was hilarious bro
Without even clicking on the video, without even seeing it in my suggestion box beforehand, I had a feeling it was Synthetic Man.
Synthetic man is the biggest loser on TH-cam hands down
@@Carrion0409Not just him. Include his followers too and anyone who agrees with him. It's shocking that there are black people who agree with him. So glad I am not one of them.
@marywilcox3102 I can't imagine what has to happen in ones life to align with him in anyway politically but I hope they get help. Those are the real mfs who need to find God lol
@@Carrion0409 Major facts there. I wonder if any of these so-called people had or have a mother.
@@marywilcox3102Synthetic man and anti woke people are raiding this dudes comments. Prepare for war 🪖🏹
🫡
This Synthetic man video makes sk's spider man ps4 video look like a frickin masterpiece!!
Been a bit since I watched the SK video but at least he isn’t this AGGRESSIVELY racist
Yeah, S.K basically didn’t understand the story, some characters, and nitpicked. SM on the other hand does all that, and insists on committing on every non white characters race for no reason, thinks any lgbtq representation is “forced down our throats”, and that the women characters are “fake strong”
SK just didn't understand the game. This guy doesn't understand the game and acts like he is a member of the Hitler youth
I honestly was expecting him to call Kraven Woke because he’s not American
This guy definitely has a certain "ghost" costume in his closet, whenever he goes outside
He probably wanted Peter to be like Spider-Man Lotus
You can't convince me this guy isn't just trying to rage bait everyone. There is absolutely no way he isn't. To have this many red flags (racism, sexism, and all), then to saying things like Aunt May had it coming. He is 1,000% rage baiting people just to get more views and comments
‘Why the writers hate Peter Parker’ isn’t that just literary all of Peter Parker’s existence? The universe itself hating him?
as a huge sonic fan. i would like to just say on behalf of the sonic the hedgehog fan base, we do not condone Synthetic Man’s use of sonic ost’s during his review video. and he will face proper punishment for his crimes. good day.
This guy probably hates Amy for obvious reasons.
Agreed.
@@rickyrackey7930I bet he hates Amy because she's female and hates Charmy because he's male but sounds like a girl :v
Shadow the Hedgehog kills the president: WOKE TERRORISM CONFIRMED
- Synthetic Man
was literally about to comment this thank you
The way he complains about Yuri's personality has me asking "Did this motherfucker even PLAY The City that Never Sleeps?!" And then I answer myself with "Of course he didn't. Who am I kidding?"
I think my favorite Synthetic Man quote of all time is when he says that the Horizon Forbidden West characters were made ugly on purpose to promote the liberal agenda. He didn't even try to say it all fancy either, he literally just said it like that. It's just a perfect example of how he views the world. I don't know how he doesn't get that he's no better than the people in 2016 that called everything sexist or the people in 2018 that called everything racist.
@BossCrazyRoss We are better then the snowflakes because we want to keep Spider-Man and things like it as same to the comics and only be diverse when there is a reason to be. MJ, Peter and Harry and majority main cast were white - race aside, Miles is just boring asf. Peter should stay Spider-Man, keep things how us classic fans want it or else we will ruin your lives.
@jackharper_games9046 So all white people unless we absolutely need a minority?
@@jackharper_games9046 Please explain to me how the life ruining process goes.
He was right about HFW. Ppl complaining about things being too overly political in things such as video games is nothing in comparison to people on twitter constantly whining about racism and sexism considering we live in an extremely woke and liberal society
@Stinkybelal You're exactly right, but there's a point where that complaining becomes nonsense, hense my comparison in the first place.
The Horizon thing is so stupid I'm just going to pretend you're joking. If ugly NPCs promote the liberal agenda then where was Synthetic Man when the Demon's Souls remake came out? Do you realize how silly it sounds?
Saying ugly NPCs promote the liberal agenda when ugly NPCs have been pretty standard since the dawn of video games isn't really any less nonsensical than the shit people would say on Twitter back in 2016.
Nah, Howard disrespect is a war crime. I’m alerting my pigeons.
he has the “it sucks if im not the best at it” mentality
How can anyone unironically enjoy watching Synthetic Man? He just comes across as a living wojack meme.
Confirmation bias.
The people that unironically enjoy his content already felt that way before watching his content. They see people enjoying something like Spider-Man 2, and instead of thinking “Well maybe it’s actually a good game” they think “There’s something going on it’s gotta be woke modern gaming/mainstream media at hand”
Then they get on TH-cam, find a creator that says the same shit they are thinking, and go “I KNEW IT!” and feed into it because they’ve found like-minded people and feel they are right. They are so deep in the anti-woke rabbit hole that they can’t see when something is actually pandering and think EVERYTHING is woke to some extent, and anything woke must be destroyed and banished.
It’s like an ouroboros of fucking stupidity that will never ever stop…
@@odoplaydead5012 there’s definitely racist & cultural appropriation things in the game when it comes to Latinos.
@@odoplaydead5012 That's the problem with politics. People don't actually want to change, grow, or develop. They want to remain monoliths, remain stuck in the same beliefs they are already stuck in because it makes them feel "safe".
@@Redeemedentertainment Yeah using Latinx isn't a good move TBH. That is an actual flaw.
@@Redeemedentertainment Yeah thats fair, and it should be addressed definitely.
But when people like Synthetic Man just keep pointing out "woke feminist propaganda" when there is none it takes the attention away from actual example of racism and cultural appropriation in the game.
Either way, people like Synthetic Man and his viewers do nothing to help anyone
its a red flag if someone constantly remarks the race or gender of someone.
For those who aren’t well versed in Synthetic Man lore, he’s a content creator who’s cultivated a reputation as a bit of a lolcow in the TH-cam gaming space. The reason for this is because he likes to smugly tout himself as (direct quotes): “The Last Honest Reviewer in Gaming” which is a really bold claim because he doesn’t really review new games in the traditional sense where he makes an objective analysis on what makes the game good or not, he just plays it once and calls it garbage regardless of whether it actually is or not. Some prime examples of his “honest reviewing” include his god awful “reviews” of God of War Ragnarok, Aliens Fireteam, the Dead Space Remake, Starfield, Doom Eternal, and of course his infamous Zelda Tears of the Kingdom review as some of the more egregious examples of this.
It’d be one thing if he was just being completely wrong when it comes to games that are objectively good, but not only does he give always negative reviews to new games regardless of whether they’re actually bad or not, he spends like 90% of his videos ranting about stuff like White Replacement Theory, BlackRock, and “Woke Propaganda.” In fact he spends so much time talking about this stuff in his content that he might as well be a Far Right (I mean actually far right, not just making edgy jokes for lolz) version of Anita Sarkesian.
What I mean by this is that it’s pretty obvious he doesn’t review games because he likes gaming, he reviews games because he sees it as a platform for his politics which are actually unironically racism, sexism, homophobia, antisemitism, and misogyny.
The fact that the only positive review for a new game on his entire fucking channel is for the goddamn Alex Jones game is pretty much him saying the quiet part out loud, because if that game was made by anyone else he would have called it garbage like he always does.
He is one weird man and gaming reviewer that is for sure. He is also a gaming purist as he referred to Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus as a “Gaming Purist’s Game” (his words now mine). And I agree with all you said here as well
I also find it hard to believe he actually enjoys the PS2 golden trinity (Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, and Sly Cooper) because of his views and shit
Colin is objectively WAY more of a lolcow than synthetic, he's literally sucking off insomnia
@@renebaan7430ha! No.
Man, he does love the word "brain dead", eh? Yeah well he doesn't realize he's talking about himself.
One thing I want to point out, at the end of his video he praises Infamous 2 as one of the greatest games he ever played
But by his definition of "woke" Infamous 2 should be considered a woke game in his eyes, 2 of the main characters are women, one of them also being a black woman, another main character that helps Cole is a black dude, and the main villain of the game is a black dude
But that might be why he likes it so much, a black guy as the villain that you kill at the end of the game.
It's even funnier because Cole describes the militia as hick facists, they are redneck white dude, there are posters around New Marais about keeping the town "pure", good Cole constantly helps rebels and ex- cops, the main villain makes the ice soldiers to sell and a conduit arms race, he constantly airs militia propaganda and uses a warped view of Christianity as a way to justify killing conduits as they are "impure and unholy abominations, not part of God's plan". If inFamous 2 came out today, it would be considered woke, but he's probably too stupid to realize it. Bertrand is quite literly a rich old conservative christian dude who tries to kill "deviants" or turn them into monster for his militia to kill, and look good doing so, because he's mad the ray sphere made his powers match who he was on the inside, an overgrown, mindless monster. Nix is black, Lucy Kuo is asian, John White is black, Sebastian Wolfe is black. The game is just restricted by making it have karmic paths, Nix isn't evil, John is trying to help as much as he can. Zeke was turned from an annoying sexist conspiracy theorist who wanted to play hero, into a helpful and kind ally to Cole. But Nix and John are part of the evil path, so I guess that's why he loves inFamous 2.
@chandllerburse737 he technically just sacrifices all of the conduits to get rid of the Empire City plague
It’s crazy how he’s just straight up racist and isn’t afraid to straight up say it
I truly believe Synthetic isn't stupid and that the videos are satire. I mean they have to be, right ? because it takes genuine effort to make a video on a topic and get literally everything wrong about said topic. If these are not satirical videos, he truly has no knowledge of any sort of Spider-man media.
He actually believes what he says. His brain is so rotted with Fox news crap that he can't actually be correct on anything anymore because conservatives and far right people lack media analysis skills
@@Carrion0409They also lack any shred of humanity.
@@marywilcox3102 100% true
@@marywilcox3102 what did they say ?
@@matter_1793 All you gotta do is listen to what Synthetic Man says about women, people of color be they black, Asian, what he says about disabled people in order to understand how twisted he is.
Wanna know the worst part of all of this? There’s rumors that Synthetic Man doesn’t even believe any of this or acts like this in public, he just does this online as a character.
I don’t know what’s worse - if this is who he is or if this is a terrible joke gone on too long.
Grifters gonna Grift.
Doesn't matter either way, he's still a petty individual
Honestly I hope the rumors are true. That way, he's not an absolute moron, and people still get to make fun of him. He gets money from making ragebait videos, people get a laugh. Its a win win
Snythetic Man is basically what happens when you let your politics get in the way of your reviews
Those aren't just politics, those are his values: He hates minorities and especially hates women. He lets that just dictate how he interacts with the world at large, and it shows since, at best he is a worthless cave troll who will not amount to anything in life.
Spider-Man 2 is what happens when you let your politics get in the way of actually making a good game.
@@legoclayface
What exactly are those politics
“The bosses are really hard and have a lot of health” *me fucking bullying Kraven as Peter* (on Spectacular btw)
I played on Amazing difficulty, and even had a challenge with the bosses. It was fun.
@@marywilcox3102 yea they were fun and really enjoyable, I like bosses where it feels like I’m punching a punching bag one of my fav parts of Gow 2018 and GOWR (I’m not being sarcastic)
@@marywilcox3102 I didn’t really like angroboda for obvious reasons
@@ihavenoclue656 (Good. I don't like sarcasm, not sure why people use it.) 👍🏾
@@ihavenoclue656 I know people have problems with her; I don't.
I have my own issues with the game, mainly pacing and how I feel Miles could’ve been done better and Harry should’ve died instead of being revived which would justify Pete taking a break more so than his already good reasons.
At first I thought harry should’ve died, but the more I thought about it, the more I think it’s actually a good thing he’s still alive. His character has great potential. Seeing as how Norman will be the main enemy next game, it can be used for great dynamics between characters
@@awsomedude23456 yeah, Keeping harry around makes a lot of sense, especially when hes been the crux of what is essentially the entire trilogy now.
since hes the one that started it, it only makes sense that hes the one that becomes the reason behind why it ends
@@awsomedude23456 it makes sense, if you want destroy Peter drama and make Miles some kind of a god, who can revive people from dead
@@awsomedude23456The problem is that if Harry died, it would have made more sense of why Norman reacted like that.But he didn't die and he knew that Spider-Man had to stop him. It felt forced to me.
@@lunavioleta001 well Norman is being highly emotional, he wanted harry to be stopped, not to be put into a coma again. He’s looking for a scapegoat to vent his anger out to, so that’s Spider-Man
Synthetic man & Lotus would be best friends 😭
Lotus is basically if Synth got bitten by the Spider.
At 1:36:45 he says people shouldn't live vicariously through media and instead actually go and do fun things. Like 10 minutes prior, he says that Black Cat being Bisexual is a slight against fans because Peter Parker is supposed to be a self insert for nerds to fantasize through.
It's not even a slight against fans. She's been bi for a long time. Anyone who complains about her being bi in the game, has never read the comics.
@@camharkness black cat became bi in the comics 2 years ago. She wasn't bi in the ocmics before that mfer
@@camharkness cope woke cuck
I can’t imagine being as angry and as unhappy as this guy it’s crazy
HeelsvsBabyface, who you may recognize as the bald guy that screamed bloody murder over pronouns in a video game called him a potential school shooter.
This guy can be summarized with a quote from the book version of The Princess Bride.
"You are an enemy of art, and I pity your ignorance."
Synthetic is the type of guy to say he hates KFC but not for the right reasons
@chandllerburse737 the joke went over your head it seems
@chandllerburse737 …
@chandllerburse737 Boring
@chandllerburse737 Yeah yeah whatever boring guy
@chandllerburse737 Yeah, yeah sure I might have a few problems for example I love being extremely annoying to people like you cowboy :)