I am in tears here trying to laugh quietly. These civilians around me looking at me like I lost my Shit. I just tell them Va ain't sent my meds yet, now it's like a ghost town. Thanks sarge
J Mireles Hey, man if your 40 and did 12 years that means you enlisted when you were 28.... Can I enlist in the Army at 29? Real question. Not interested in getting into an insult war with a vet.
Zach Haus ohh kayy first of all not happening and really the n word ooooh I'm so offended by your choice in vocabulary.....your just a troll with no life
@@user-rh8ig2oz8e only there isn't a draft anymore hasn't been since Vietnam. What he was doin was deserting which used to be a killable offence. Hell sleeping on guard duty used to be a killable offence too lol
Hate to pick fly shit out of pepper.... But we send deserters back....because that's illegal in Canada Draft doggers...couldn't be extradited because there was (is) no such offense in Canada We tend to get all morally rightous about that...because...well...we're kinda assholes sometimes Ask a lawyer what's right or wrong...and they'll tell you how not to go to jail
Ha ha war with Syria yeah right......*phone rings*..... Hold on I got a phone call from my Commander......"What's that sir? 6 month deployment to Syria?"........[Comment deleted]
@ Yusha Thomas: I recently found your channel and your videos are spot on! My dad (a retired USAF Colonel) with over three decades of service also enjoys your videos. I can’t thank you enough for your service.
The very $h!+ we were thinking but couldn't POSSIBLY say... just like mumbling under our breath behind a parent's back as kids 😂. Makes you feel better.😉
Jeeps4Days Coast guard is still the military, you should be showing respect to fellow soldiers. I doubt you're actually in the coast guard acting like that 😅
Coast guard isn't military anymore, they're under the DoD now. Not sure about when were in wartime though, used to be they fell under the Navy like the Marines
For the other civilians watching, allow me to save you a Bing search to figure out the lingo used around 1:29. Terminal Leave is basically a final Paid-Time Off period right before you leave the military. Its usually made up of accumulated/unused leave you still have near the end of your term. "Yo ass is being stop lossed" is a non-optional extension of your military service contract. Usually they only do this when things get heated. Oh, and UCMJ is Uniform Code of Military Justice. Its the code of laws they are subject to. Military loves their acronyms.
Jake Eugenio How long have you been in? Don't worry, you'll lose that Battle Buddy shit pretty quick. Otherwise you sound like half a tard and nobody will want to play with you.
As soon as I walked into my house my phone went off and didn’t get turned back on until I left for work. No way I was gonna let my unit fuck with my time off.
Sir, I can’t even find my Congressman and you are telling me you got them altogether in one spot to cancel my terminal leave? Well ain’t that the damdest thing I ever saw, my leg just broke.
When you go to war in 2020 Commander: Soldier get yo a$$ back to company! Soldier: But sir I have Covid Commander: STAY HOME! Don’t bring none of that sh*t around here!
I enlisted for AMD Crew member 14S to shoot shit out of the sky back in September and I leave for basic this summer. When I heard about the Syria stuff I was like well damn.
if you havent left for basic the end part of meps when you leave for training then you can still back out..you just wont be able to sign up for another year
easy man. we have all our reason to join. I joined the Marine Corps because I wanted a bloody good challenge and to have the pride and honor of calling myself a Marine. I hate war. I think it pointless, but doesn't mean I'll pick up my M4, manicially fire my round and do what I said I would do.
It's not cowardly to fight a war your heart knows is wrong. That is courageous, knowing what the Marines could do to you legally. It is cowardly to go fight that overseas invasion of a war, killing others, just out of fear of imprisonment.
Literally just graduated San Diego MCRD yesterday. they told us about them cruise missiles yesterday morning. Reservist 0621 Field Radio Operator. Lets see what the future brings to me
hevilledrouin .. I know right. My commander would hang me out to dry. If i really said something like that. Article 15 disrespect to a commissioned officer
Yusha Thomas. loving your videos A 27 yr infantry combat veteran myself I can relate to almost all these videos. When are you gonna do cadre videos rifle range, grenade range stuff like that. Cause so far you are on a roll.
2 weeks later and it couldn't be farther. The Iranians just shot one of their military commanders dead in the street. Pulled up in some black masks on some motorbikes and wasted him right outside his house. If anyone's sent to Iran, it won't be even a guerilla war. It'll just be the chance to further the flames of revolution.
That does have me wondering. Terminal Leave means he's about to be discharged right? Would the government be able to force him to stay in longer than his contract says?
I like his shirt lmbo! I got a text from my recruiter after being told waiver was denied for reenlistment due to my hernia surgery. Funny how I heard from him the day after the news about Syria....
LMAO!!! this is so fucking true! First you get the everbridge text, and then the phone call and then the WARNO, which means you have less than 30 day to tell your employer and everyone you know you're getting deployed. Too fucking funny!
@@jamesmadison7551 I didnt get in The day of my signing, I got a call 5 mins before saying they needed to reschedule and that I needed more medical documents. I never got any info on what documents were needed.
I had just applied for and was accepted to college after serving 6 years active duty. I was going to use my VEAP benefits. My ETS duty station was Korea. I had joined a Reserve unit for the "extra money" for college. My husband had left for Operation Desert Storm earlier that month. RING! RING! RING! My squad leader in the Reserves called. "Sergeant...we're going across the pond!" I said, "Have a nice time. I just signed up for college." He says, "That's all on hold. Report to the Reserve Center on Monday with all your gear and your shot record." The ink on my DD-214 was barely dry!
Wow squared away. Be good. Stay focused on God and. Training and yourself...(and your buddies). Don't make stupid decisions. God be with you. And have fun. Also stay alert stay alive.
Their had better still be a war going on by the time I get through basic and SF training, otherwise I'ma gonna be sitting there twiddling my thumbs like... "well this is dumb"... lol
Um, don't put the cart before the horse there bud. You seem to be missing a few steps like oh say jump school, and a few other schools prior to going 18-D
people in the comments be like "yeah my master Sargent commander general pulled this shit back in Nam, sent me a text saying they want me back on the front lines. hell I just got finished fighting in WW2 and they want me back? I was retired too!" respect to all who served though.
We're going to war with Syria...
...But Sarge?!
*I got your ass now*
HaHAHaH
(Monay monay monay monay... MONAY)
Lmao!!!
Its with Iran now
I'm the 1k like...
"y'all muthafuckas always minding other countries business" 😂😂😂
Bru, Lol 😂
I was 666th like
I so agreed with this
The Middle East is filled to the brim with countries that mind other countries business. Stop bitching about a centuries-old global dynamic.
@@EpicMRPancake what kind of brain do you have? Maggot
I am in tears here trying to laugh quietly. These civilians around me looking at me like I lost my Shit. I just tell them Va ain't sent my meds yet, now it's like a ghost town. Thanks sarge
Omgoodness me too
I'm a civilian. But I still found this shit hilarious.
BAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
😁😂😁😁
😂
That's why I'm keeping my phone off while I'm on terminal leave. If they tried that shit with me I would be pissed.
Drip46 Holy Shot Drip46,
Drip46 that wouldn't constitute as AWOL?
Almighty Latin King no because he's already on Terminal leave, so technically it's not AWOL.
J Mireles Seriously, though. Thank you for what you've been doing these past 12+ years. I am not being sarcastic about that.
J Mireles Hey, man if your 40 and did 12 years that means you enlisted when you were 28.... Can I enlist in the Army at 29? Real question. Not interested in getting into an insult war with a vet.
I guess we could say... things are getting SYRIAs... too soon?
This comment is ironic
Very
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEHHHHH*
Here you can have the refugees
Lmao 😂😂😂😂 good one
man damn, I ain't laughed that hard in a minute.
I feel like every conversation in the army goes like this.
Marines too.
In the navy they just shove them back down to keep them from complaining.
@@jamesferguson3401 nope. Not the marines. They can't spell remember. 😂😂
DD214 Blanket Activated !!!!
Lol, must be nice. I keep missing my opportunity to get my DD 214. 10 years Navy strong in July. ;)
It protects you bro. Hell I even got one for my wife. She helped me dodge a NJP.
What's that
Ayy, JTsuits!!!!
Ugh 4 years after active duty and 3 in the reserves, 1 more year and a can snuggled comfortably under that damn thing 😩
I swore in to the navy a few months ago and got my corpsman contract.
Now im sitting here like ".......dammit"
JxMjolnir me too but the Army tho waiting on bct
Daron Jackson beat your face
Zach Haus oh wow I'm a racist troll find something better to do... wow
Daron Jackson your face. Beat it.
Zach Haus ohh kayy first of all not happening and really the n word ooooh I'm so offended by your choice in vocabulary.....your just a troll with no life
lolll ..."You better lower your text voice"....
JoAnne Hall i see you everywhere
TeCh ExPlOiTs wait why was there a year gap between comments
when you're infantry and have been waiting for this day 😁😁😁😁😁😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
SuperSaiyan4ism facts time to shoot motherfuckers in the face QUEEN OF BATTLE FOLLOW ME!!!!
SAMEEEE
SuperSaiyan4ism ikr such a long wait
That's what you say until you go bitches
Albin Suljic lmao agree and I'm in the infantry
"Yeah, uh I would like to reserve a flight to Canada.... Hahahaha, no no, One Way"
Why foes this always happen? Just as I see a comment, the dude says what the comment is
@@user-rh8ig2oz8e only there isn't a draft anymore hasn't been since Vietnam. What he was doin was deserting which used to be a killable offence. Hell sleeping on guard duty used to be a killable offence too lol
Hate to pick fly shit out of pepper....
But we send deserters back....because that's illegal in Canada
Draft doggers...couldn't be extradited because there was (is) no such offense in Canada
We tend to get all morally rightous about that...because...well...we're kinda assholes sometimes
Ask a lawyer what's right or wrong...and they'll tell you how not to go to jail
@@notlikely4468 I guess you'll send em back with a "sorry!"
I love how him and the other soldier delete everything they want to say and replace it with something less harsh
Timestamp? I mustve missed that
@@Jo_Rogan the whole video lol
Ha ha war with Syria yeah right......*phone rings*..... Hold on I got a phone call from my Commander......"What's that sir? 6 month deployment to Syria?"........[Comment deleted]
How was it lol
Matthew Bartolotta how did it go???
GANG MURDA lol fuck I completely forgot about this comment chain
Matthew Bartolotta you alive?
Lmao y'all this bitch is ded.
@ Yusha Thomas: I recently found your channel and your videos are spot on! My dad (a retired USAF Colonel) with over three decades of service also enjoys your videos. I can’t thank you enough for your service.
The erased responses are hilarious!!!!😂😂😂😂
No offense but thank you private obvious
@@adameins5622 No problem...glad I could help 💪
It do be like that. 😂
The very $h!+ we were thinking but couldn't POSSIBLY say... just like mumbling under our breath behind a parent's back as kids 😂. Makes you feel better.😉
@@dgeneeknapp3168 hell yeah 🤣🤣🤣 my grandmother had ears like a bat. I would wait until she walked far away
thank god I joined the coast guard. Ill take nice care of your women yall
You misspelled "Jody4Days"
Jeeps4Days
Coast guard is still the military, you should be showing respect to fellow soldiers. I doubt you're actually in the coast guard acting like that 😅
Jeeps4Days Coast gaurd XD they don't count. Just a wanna be branch
Coast guard isn't military anymore, they're under the DoD now. Not sure about when were in wartime though, used to be they fell under the Navy like the Marines
They are actually still military, but when not operating under the Navy, they are under the DoD.
My mans got a DD214 blanket, lmao!!!
Xzavious Jeffery hahahahahaha! I didn't even notice that!!! Excellent attention to detail and situational awareness
Xzavious Jeffery whats a dd214
TheWarBabe27 its a ticket to freedom
Lmao I just noticed it lol
@news now hampton roads What would you call am RE4?
Good thing you chose Delta and not United 😂😂😂😂😂
What about Spirit?
Nah... Southwest is that ghetto airline 😂
For the other civilians watching, allow me to save you a Bing search to figure out the lingo used around 1:29. Terminal Leave is basically a final Paid-Time Off period right before you leave the military. Its usually made up of accumulated/unused leave you still have near the end of your term. "Yo ass is being stop lossed" is a non-optional extension of your military service contract. Usually they only do this when things get heated. Oh, and UCMJ is Uniform Code of Military Justice. Its the code of laws they are subject to. Military loves their acronyms.
"UCMJ these nuts", lmao, I bout' died
Lmao, the texting of what we think vs what we say, and when Sarge accidentally sends that text and says he meant it for someone else.
I almost pissed my self when it said "new phone who dis" 😂😂😂
The blood pressure one had me weak
Sarge what happened? Why took down the video
JazzFan76 oh ok, I was wondering because the video got taken down.
I was crying!!! laughing so hard...I retire in a year and I better not get that.
“You better lower your texting voice”
I’m deceased 😂
Love your videos man; from the ones that bring back the great memories to these that remind us of all the suck we embrace so others don't have to.
Military Comedy!!!!!
Will keep you laughing !
I am a Veteran Myself of the
United States Army🇺🇸
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Time to head to Syria boys!
Warfare Weeaboo See you in Russian Nuclear Mega Hell.
At the rate were going il see ya there.
Warfare Weeaboo u marines have a good time...us army boys will wait until everything calms abit then we head in x)
Well we just sent a strike force to N K
acemay3 Meh. Fuck that Kim bastard. Been threatening half the damn world. Sooner or later somebody gotta blow em off the map.
My belligerent ass would have been foolish enough to send the ruder text messages 🤣🤣🤣.
if my burglar alarm starts ringin...
fpstina What you think all the guns is for?
All purpose war got the Rottweilers by the door..
ummmm this aint rap?????
I want a burger now lol.
@@tacoma2175 And I feed 'em gun powder
Idk what's funnier.. the messages or the ticking noises. Lol
YES
Laughing so hard my wife was pissed that I wasn’t sharing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Made me and my battle buddies laugh so f'inh hard
Jake Eugenio How long have you been in? Don't worry, you'll lose that Battle Buddy shit pretty quick. Otherwise you sound like half a tard and nobody will want to play with you.
LOL, TOO TRUE.
You had me rolling. I'm at work laughing like a crazy person. That was really good.
I like how there is happy music in the background 😂🤣
Whats it called
As soon as I walked into my house my phone went off and didn’t get turned back on until I left for work. No way I was gonna let my unit fuck with my time off.
Sir, I can’t even find my Congressman and you are telling me you got them altogether in one spot to cancel my terminal leave? Well ain’t that the damdest thing I ever saw, my leg just broke.
When you want to swear to your LT but you know you know the consequences.
So fucking glad I'm out. Not dealing with that shit.
When you go to war in 2020
Commander: Soldier get yo a$$ back to company!
Soldier: But sir I have Covid
Commander: STAY HOME! Don’t bring none of that sh*t around here!
America: "Sorry Syria mama says I couldn't come because I got the Rona"
Text message battle of who can be professional lol🤣🤣🤣
I enlisted for AMD Crew member 14S to shoot shit out of the sky back in September and I leave for basic this summer. When I heard about the Syria stuff I was like well damn.
Cassowary Gaming me to 88m
Cassowary Gaming 14T I leave for BCT June 26
Army General Banks I leave July 5th
Cassowary Gaming that's awesome
Cassowary Gaming
Are you going to Fort Sill, OK. 13 & 14 series are field artillery right?
I just swore into the marines yesterday. and then heard word a few hours later. like wtf?
if you havent left for basic the end part of meps when you leave for training then you can still back out..you just wont be able to sign up for another year
David Eaton that's cowardly.
easy man. we have all our reason to join. I joined the Marine Corps because I wanted a bloody good challenge and to have the pride and honor of calling myself a Marine. I hate war. I think it pointless, but doesn't mean I'll pick up my M4, manicially fire my round and do what I said I would do.
Jorge Cabrera - I agree
It's not cowardly to fight a war your heart knows is wrong. That is courageous, knowing what the Marines could do to you legally. It is cowardly to go fight that overseas invasion of a war, killing others, just out of fear of imprisonment.
Literally just graduated San Diego MCRD yesterday. they told us about them cruise missiles yesterday morning. Reservist 0621 Field Radio Operator. Lets see what the future brings to me
Chibby Alilonu tomahawk missile
“You mad or nah”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hell yeah he mad😂😂😂😭😭😭
lol, did my time now it's y'alls turn!
David Wilcox Boy attitude like that karma gonna call ur ass right back out there. See you in Russian Nuclear Mega Hell.
SuperBot119 t
You know if they were desperate enough to take my old ass back, we're screwed...
bcove90 my fear is that they will try to set a bomb near me when i go
David Wilcox thx for your service
GULP😨
"UCMJ these nuts" I fucking DIED
hevilledrouin .. I know right. My commander would hang me out to dry. If i really said something like that. Article 15 disrespect to a commissioned officer
“New phone who d-“ **erases it and makes the text sound nicer** 😂😂😂
This might have been the funniest video I've seen this dude put out😂😂😂
Yusha Thomas. loving your videos A 27 yr infantry combat veteran myself I can relate to almost all these videos. When are you gonna do cadre videos rifle range, grenade range stuff like that. Cause so far you are on a roll.
This vid seems eerily accurate about now for Iran 👍
2 weeks later and it couldn't be farther. The Iranians just shot one of their military commanders dead in the street. Pulled up in some black masks on some motorbikes and wasted him right outside his house. If anyone's sent to Iran, it won't be even a guerilla war. It'll just be the chance to further the flames of revolution.
This didnt age well
Commander: "1SG has been calling you."
Soldier: "I didn't get anything, Sir/Ma'am."
lol. This is funny shit! As someone who was STOP LOSS’d during Desert Storm, I can relate to this.
On Monday I start terminal leave. My boss sent me a text with the same context as this conversation. My heart skipped a beat.
LMAO!!!!!! I could even hear the sinister laughter and see the evil face at the stop loss text.
I'll go... got nothing going on anyway...
cant stop laughing. Yusha, you're a genius
Lol, I see you quoting the goat of rap, Biggie! “There’s finna be a lot of slow singing, and flower-bringing...”
Thank God, there will never be a big war again.Humanity learned the lesson.
Ioan Albeanu hahahahaha
That does have me wondering. Terminal Leave means he's about to be discharged right? Would the government be able to force him to stay in longer than his contract says?
Yes! It was common during the Iraq and Afghanistan War on their height. It's called Stop Loss.
Yes.
Yes and from first hand experience they will exercise the shit out of it for as long as they need.
I was in the Service back in the day when being on call meant carrying the shop pager. Yes the pager. Very few people had cell phones back then.
Damn this brings back memories. Things you have always wanted to say but couldn’t!!! Lmfao keep up the good work these videos are hilarious!
never laughed so hard at anything. Thank you!
Man, That was hilarious!
It really do be that way sometimes tho, the whole back and forth texting😂😂😂😂
Who here after iran 😂
lol
I like his shirt lmbo! I got a text from my recruiter after being told waiver was denied for reenlistment due to my hernia surgery. Funny how I heard from him the day after the news about Syria....
TIme for Iran boys.
You have a good sense of humour Canada welcomes you 🇨🇦
That is some goddam fast texting
LMAO!!! this is so fucking true! First you get the everbridge text, and then the phone call and then the WARNO, which means you have less than 30 day to tell your employer and everyone you know you're getting deployed. Too fucking funny!
Commander: we are going to war with Syria.
Me: well that's all you had to say, I'll be right there.
One of the very few videos out there who actually made me laugh out loud
I'm swearing into the NAVY soon. "UCMJ these nuts" had me dying lmfao
Are you enjoying the navy?
@@jamesmadison7551 I didnt get in
The day of my signing, I got a call 5 mins before saying they needed to reschedule and that I needed more medical documents.
I never got any info on what documents were needed.
Koku Rou so what now ?
@@harshbansal7982 Well now, I moved from NY to CA a couple weeks ago. We'll see how things work out.
Koku Rou ah ok . Best of luck on your journey .
I had just applied for and was accepted to college after serving 6 years active duty. I was going to use my VEAP benefits. My ETS duty station was Korea. I had joined a Reserve unit for the "extra money" for college. My husband had left for Operation Desert Storm earlier that month. RING! RING! RING! My squad leader in the Reserves called.
"Sergeant...we're going across the pond!"
I said, "Have a nice time. I just signed up for college."
He says, "That's all on hold. Report to the Reserve Center on Monday with all your gear and your shot record."
The ink on my DD-214 was barely dry!
“I’ll try my best”
When has anyone’s best been good enough for the Army??
Seriously...even meeting the standard disappoints.
The sgt makes us ALL like we were kids again... mouthing off behind the parents' backs cuz we didn't like what was going on. 😂
Going to basic in July. I'm ready for THIS!!
Reiner Bruan SAME
This is the content I like to see. I almost died from laughter ngl.
I just went to talk to a recruiter I’m planning on going marines infantry 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Wow squared away. Be good. Stay focused on God and. Training and yourself...(and your buddies). Don't make stupid decisions. God be with you. And have fun. Also stay alert stay alive.
Yusha, your videos are amazing, especially with my friends that are vets. Always a good laugh. They be dying
Their had better still be a war going on by the time I get through basic and SF training, otherwise I'ma gonna be sitting there twiddling my thumbs like... "well this is dumb"... lol
Fearnbus25 if you actual make SF dont worry, there will always be someone for yall to shoot at. And if not youll just constantly train.
Don't get ahead of yourself. You forgot a few steps...
Did you go through 18x?
Um, don't put the cart before the horse there bud. You seem to be missing a few steps like oh say jump school, and a few other schools prior to going 18-D
I haven't laughed this hard since you're last video! Yusha, you da man!
Definitely made my day😂😂😂
Yes the power of the DD-214 protects me even from a recall it's ironclad
If you was told to go to war I wouldn't mind at all. But if I was on leave and I had to go to war I would be going to war pissed the fuck off.
The DD214 blanket in the back kills me lol
This aged well...
That almost response to his terminal leave being revoked. "No the hell it ain't either muthafucker". 😂😂🤣🤣
people in the comments be like "yeah my master Sargent commander general pulled this shit back in Nam, sent me a text saying they want me back on the front lines. hell I just got finished fighting in WW2 and they want me back? I was retired too!" respect to all who served though.
That was brilliant! Good job, soldier. Now get those Vics washed up and back to the motor pool by 1800!
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.
Im Syrian and ive watched this video 100 times laughing the whole time
lmfaooo love this
Dude this is by far 😂😂😂😂😂 the funniest one😂😂😂😂you have done yet 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
another Gem. SSG to SSG, I needed a good laugh this morning.
Hahaha had me dying when he sent the wrong text lol . Doesn't get old haha.
hahahahaha I laughed my ass off.
I can't stop laughing, this man's videos are hilarious!!!!