I like how everyone's talking about the tactical shovel and no one's talking about how he straight up, without even thinking twice, scooped up the ice cream with his fingers...
actually died laughing seeing markiplier immediately eat the ice cream with his bare hands after hearing him hype up the shovel for literally half the entire video
it's been almost two years and I'm still trying to figure out if this was a video about a tactical shovel, the sourpatch ice cream or the ice cream from Mark's hometown
In all seriousness, assuming there was no easy way off the island and civilization was hundreds of miles away, this would be a very useful survival tool.
@@finnwoodward27 No, dessert island was the best word for this situation, just shoveling endless ice cream into your mouth until you get a Joker smile.
Mark: “I bought this because it has a million and one uses. Do you know what that means? It means it can do about 16 different things.” Math 101 with Markiplier
What I expected : Mark in a beautiful flower shirt that i want What I got : Mark in a wonderful flower shirt that i want, but also selling me a tactical shovel.
"If you don't know what a tactical shovel is..." It's a melee weapon with a slower swing speed but deals triple damage while being propelled by explosives.
Mark: *angrily walks off camera towards Amy with sharp shoveled/spoon/knife/axe thing* you think you're funny? Amy: *timidly* no... Amy was never heard from again
Ethan- plays minecraft Felix- plays minecraft Sean- plays minecraft Mark- runs out into the woods and tries to play real life minecraft with his tactical shovel
@@stefthorman8548 the fact you assume you know the definition better then me proves you have a lame sense of humor anyway so I honestly dont care what you think. Oh an btw try searching stuff up before you open you mouth cause whoosh has never just referred to jokes.
@@stefthorman8548 infact saying"whoosh" an making a hand gesture indicating a miss was to my knowledge first used in media an TV shows in the early 90s an maybe even the 80s. An it usually meant the person didnt understand an concept in general an not just a joke. This is a long winded way of saying you an your false opinion doesn't even matter due to a over all lack of fact. An that just proves you didnt do well in language arts in middle school most likely due to your lack of debating skills. Such as research.
Haha! I know right?TypicalMarkimoo!Takes waaay too long explaining something that he's not gonna do in the first place! lol Hope he enjoys his swiss army shovel thingie!lol
@@kayjay_cue Well for the Zombie Apocalypse having something with Million+1 uses would not be so great... Becky would break after killing only 1KK+1 zombies!!!
I love that the Amyiplier relationship is basically Person: would you say that you're pretty independent? Mark: **looks over at Amy** Amy: **nods** Mark: yeah I would say I'm independent.
*blankly stares at nothing* The demon in my head: **grounds its teeth and stares into my soul, while whispering suggestions on who to kill into my ear** Me: No, I'm not hungry grandma.
Friend: "Wanna go to the pool?" Me: *stares at phone, having a mental breakdown on the inside* Also me: "Uhhh............suuuurreeeee." *two hours later, friend is found drowned at the pool*
"I'm not gonna discriminate against what you're gonna be hunting with this. I said it had a million and one uses. I came up with a million, *you* *can* *come* *up* *with* *one* " That was honestly so scarily powerful and I feel the need to find somewhere else to use that quote
The fact that this ice cream was discontinued genuinely makes me sadder with each passing day. Sour Patch Kids Ice Cream is easily my favorite ice cream out there, and it was gone in half a year.
I didn’t get that far into the video when I read this so I thought it was from a different video- I guess I thought he wouldn’t be almost burning his house down with just a shovel and some ice cream-
Markliplier:
5% Ice Cream
5% Sour Candy
90% TACTICAL SHOVELS
98% Tactical Shovel
He talked about killing things for 5 minutes
I WAS YOUR 420TH VIBES
Joao Vitor Finavaro 99.999999*
110% jokes about Darkiplier
"I'm gonna eat this sour patch kids ice cream with my tactical shovel"
You wanna know how I got these scars?
By eating icecream?
Shania George 😭😭💀💀
DEAD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao that was a good one I loved it
"It's no longer night because you have the fire"
Logic, perfect logic
It's the same logics as ' don't Starve ' really 😂😂😅
it's big brain time
Zodiac Cookie I like your profile picture
@@null_tries_stuff Thank you :)
Yes very logical Deku
Mark: this shovel is very sharp on both ends for cutting and hacking at things.
Also Mark: *eats from it*
Such acts performed are expected from masochists like mark
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Imagine getting trapped, stabbed, killed, cut up into pieces, burned and buried all by the same shovel
Not any old shovel.... A TACTICAL SHOVEL!!!!
you mean by warfstache?
"Ouch."
- Dr. Peter Venkman, 1989
Wanna play some KF2?
30 year old man wields impulse-buy shovel while ranting about murder and sour patch ice cream.
Why is this so funny lol
You got a job in CNN
I want to do the same.
That's how my first date went... Or will end cause... Nevermind
Savi now that’s content!
I like how Jack is literally doing interviews with Hollywood stars and Mark is eating sour patch kids ice cream with a shovel
And Felix is still playing Minecraft
Priorities
And Wade still hates braba
uhhh... a TACTICAL shovel
Owen Dougherty sean
These type of videos always seem like Mark has kidnapped you, tied you up and is forcing you to listen to him talk for hours about random shit.
I think you might be projecting your kink a little bit.
@@kalooniee I'm not gay man.
But goddamn Markimoo is... even straight guys know he's hot asf
At its core, isn’t that what TH-cam has always been about?
I was talking about the original comment by the way
@@samkohlo9158 yeah same goes for a lot of people like matpat too, but markiplier is crazy on another level
@@TheRealZazaExpert true
What i expected: sour ice cream
What i got: a full documentary on why i should buy a tactical shovel
Marc Brown now i want to buy one
Is this a bad thing???
*tactical
I'm not complaining
@@sanddancer5225 to your wallet yes
I love How half the video is Mark being excited about his Tactical Shovel and telling us How to survive with only a “shovel”
How dare you still live fricker
Why are you subscribed to every channel in the platform
You can also see the moment where he gets tired of his own voice 😂
@Delone Savannah is so long ;-;
Whatever happened to his shovel
I like how everyone's talking about the tactical shovel and no one's talking about how he straight up, without even thinking twice, scooped up the ice cream with his fingers...
After he insisted the shovel was going to be used to eat it. (Ik he used it later lol)
THATS WHAT- I WAS LIKE "why-mark why...."
ngl i had to pause it and calm myself down because it was hot :))
@@trinitymarshall4116 No, that was disgusting!
@@ZaxorVonSkyler disgustingly hot
I feel like we need a video of Mark ACTUALLY going into the Serengeti wilderness with nothing but his tact. shovel
And he was to hunt a wild Wade
Sadly…Becky has passed….
@@matt0119and he has a bob wolf (not a furry) to help his hunt be successful
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 he can always take Bed knife lol.
I agree. He also needs to bring along his tactical whip and his taser baton.😂
Area 51 guard: We can defeat all the raiders don’t worry
*Mark appears with tactical shovel *
Area 51 guard: Confused screaming
Area 51: These are confusing times
FBI: What... That's Illegal
Yes, indeed.
*blocks 50 cal. Bullet with shovel* "oh, that's the one million and one'th capability"
what that be the reason why mark bought the shovel
My friend: “What are you going to do during quarantine?”
Me: “I’m going to eat this ice cream with my tactical shovel.”
AceVenturas Spear I’m sure your spear will be very jealous
Lol
Thanks
I felt that
The actual video starts at 5:35
Mark: *rant about tactical shovel, sending sparks across the room*
Amy: "Did I grab the wrong icecream?"
actually died laughing seeing markiplier immediately eat the ice cream with his bare hands after hearing him hype up the shovel for literally half the entire video
it's been almost two years and I'm still trying to figure out if this was a video about a tactical shovel, the sourpatch ice cream or the ice cream from Mark's hometown
DUHHH, the shovel..
Same same
I’m trying to figure out where to buy the ice cream honestly lol
It's just a bad review of a survival tool, as it.... doesn't. It really doesn't.
Graeters ice cream is really epic, all the flavors are really well, made.
Mark: "This is not a toy, I am a professional."
Also Mark: Making sparks with a firestarter in his house for his own amusement.
And these two instances are less than a minute apart
@@mr.unlucky458 which makes it even better
Galaxy Girl - it needs fuel to make a fire
Galaxy Girl sparks?He could’ve continued making sparks & eventually have made a second character for Spyro,if this makes any sense that is!☺️😉👾👱🏼♀️🐲🎇
Lol
Imagine your trapped on a dessert island. You can only bring one things. What do you bring?
Mark : let me tell you about my tactical shovel
Borkinator9000 shhhhhhhhh it was 2am and i couldnt be bothered to check if it was right xD
In all seriousness, assuming there was no easy way off the island and civilization was hundreds of miles away, this would be a very useful survival tool.
Pun intended?
@@finnwoodward27 No, dessert island was the best word for this situation, just shoveling endless ice cream into your mouth until you get a Joker smile.
I would bring a helicopter
4:00
Mark : This is not a toy!
Also Mark : *plays with it*
Mark: “I bought this because it has a million and one uses. Do you know what that means? It means it can do about 16 different things.”
Math 101 with Markiplier
Fab Fox More like math 1,000,001
math 101 has about 16 math things
And it's only $190 on Amazon!
Oh yeah, this is big brain time
@@spiderman5060 HBHABYBVYCV I was gonna SAY that.
Five minutes in, Mark is still justifying his tactical shovel
Halfway through the video he’s finally done
@@benovermire3372 LOLLLLL
69th like
Like why did u acctually like that ;-;
Say what you want I would love to have on. I mean it has a million and one uses right.
Mark: spends 5 minutes of trying to convince himself that he didn't waste money
Oh he didnt
DrPixel Dude true
I am actually pretty sure he genuinely loves his shovel and wanted to share the love.
DrPixel Dude: spoils the first 5 minutes of the video... i was looking forward to that :(
@@Ryder-bj6fi it taste very good if you eat it right
It's tradition for me to come back here every once in a while to watch Markiplier fumble around with a shovel and a tub of ice cream for 15 minutes
yes
Mark: *makes a video about trying sour patch kids icecream*
Also Mark: *spends half the video taking about the best shovel*
Ads
I was dying of laughter of the shovel 🤣
Famousy....;)
What I expected : Mark in a beautiful flower shirt that i want
What I got : Mark in a wonderful flower shirt that i want, but also selling me a tactical shovel.
Killer:any last words
Mark:lemme pull out my knife from my shovel
Killer:pull out what?
Mark:give me 5 min i gotta find it
Killer:........
Let me pull it out of my crack
Off camera mark snorts is his ice cream and runs in circles with his shovel
"If you don't know what a tactical shovel is..."
It's a melee weapon with a slower swing speed but deals triple damage while being propelled by explosives.
I can imagine this being said so casually.
*The Market Gardener*
@@str4wb3rryjamayy tf2
Mark-et gardener.
Tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2 tf2
TH-cam: "Oh! A nice little video of an ice cream review!"
Mark: "THIS IS A TACTICAL SHOVEL!"
hahA take thAt TH-cam Algorithm
And then Darkiplier shows up
alternative title: “Markiplier Advertising a multi tool shovel. Also sourpatch icecream”
don't forget the other ice cream
this would have been an amazing title
yes
And darkiplier
.
Mark: *angrily walks off camera towards Amy with sharp shoveled/spoon/knife/axe thing* you think you're funny?
Amy: *timidly* no...
Amy was never heard from again
I've been searching the comments for sometime to mention that
The dark part is when it cuts back he's wiping the shovel as if he just used it for something.
Mark: Amy this is really good... Amy??
*Looks at shovel*
Mark: Oh yeah...
Simone TheHamiltonFan and harpoon
mark: "and im gonna use this shovel for the ice cream!" him two second later: *scoops it out with his hand*
Mark: *takes out the harpoon*
Me: amy your adult child has a weapon
SparklePepsi//CutiePepsi 😂😂
🤣
Amy: what do you have there Mark?
Mark: A TACTICAL SHOVEL
AMY: NO!!!
I believe you mean man-child. I'm just kidding.
Ikr Mark is just so cute towards Amy it's so cute😍
Felix: *is becoming a Minecraft channel
Jack: “sTORYTIME!”
Mark: *is becoming a (sour)food channel with a hint of added survival skills
Writing Artist I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING XD
"Survival skills"
How to survive when markiplier goes insane with a tactical shovel
I blame pogo stuck
Wow I never thought of that
Jacks becoming a Minecraft youtuber
Ethan- plays minecraft
Felix- plays minecraft
Sean- plays minecraft
Mark- runs out into the woods and tries to play real life minecraft with his tactical shovel
yeeet haw I wanna see it
koreanu reeves
He should it would get views
platypus poop vlogs i mean ur not wrong lol
Stepping Stone smame herep
“Ice cream is something to be eaten sparingly” Mark eating it with a literal shovel
Aragon: you have my sword.
Legolas: and you have my bow
Mark: and my tactical shovel
Thank you for this.
It's not a waste of money!
Yes.
Welcome
Lord of the rings is my favorite trilogy ever.
7:44
Mark: *walks in with his shovel* "You think your funny?"
Amy: *sees Mark and highly concerned* "No"
who's amy
@@nauticul1999 Amy is Mark's gf
@@kallikaye91 oh makes sense thanks
After that, Amy was never seen again.
*Mark talking about his tatical shovel* "This is not a toy"
*Also mark two seconds ago giggling at sparks like a child playing with a toy*
“ It can also *K I L L P E O P L E !* “
Best line if the video
Me: how do you eat icecream?
Everyone: with a spoon
Mark: With my bare hands and a shovel
Tactical shovel
😂
you mean a shovel, knife, lighter, whistle, shovel?
Holy crap about 500 likes? This is my most liked comment
Mark: “I don’t need to justify why I bought this to anybody.”
Also Mark: *Justifies why he bought it to everybody for 5 minutes*
My mom when I get home from school
0:00
Whoooooooosh
@@Ave_Satana666 your woosh means you don't know what it meant
@@stefthorman8548 the fact you assume you know the definition better then me proves you have a lame sense of humor anyway so I honestly dont care what you think. Oh an btw try searching stuff up before you open you mouth cause whoosh has never just referred to jokes.
@@stefthorman8548 infact saying"whoosh" an making a hand gesture indicating a miss was to my knowledge first used in media an TV shows in the early 90s an maybe even the 80s. An it usually meant the person didnt understand an concept in general an not just a joke. This is a long winded way of saying you an your false opinion doesn't even matter due to a over all lack of fact. An that just proves you didnt do well in language arts in middle school most likely due to your lack of debating skills. Such as research.
He spent six minutes talking about this shovel that had infinite uses and then he USED HIS HAND FOR THE FIRST BITE---
he is truly a god 😩
Correction, five minutes and thirty one seconds
@@FaNsI- Close enough
*Was that the bite of 87 shovel uses?!?!?!!*
@@connorfindlayyt360 lol
I really love how everytime Mark shows one of his mantoys he make sure to tell us that this is not a toy but a professional tool.
Felix: plays minecraft
Sean: plays minecraft
Ethan: plays minecraft
Mark: *TACTICAL SHOVEL*
This is so accurate
Séan*
You know what this means...
We need a tactical shovel mod.
U mean enchanted diamond showel?
@@Lichdemonz yes.
Mark: goes on about how useful his tactical shovel is.
Also Mark: eats ice cream with hand.
Or... you could just use a spoon, Mark?? Mark??
@@Phoebe5448 THESE ARE MA SPOONZ!!
SPOON
SPOON
SPOON
😂😂😂😂😂
@@gabrielathomas4783 TACTICAL SPOONS!! oh my god I'm going to patent that!! 😁
Miles
Survival show: You can bring *one* item to help you
Mark: *Pulls Tactical Shovel from crack*
I died of laughter thank you
"If you don't know what a tactical shovel is-"
Mark, my dad is a total bushman....I know what a tactical toothbrush is.
mark: spends $200 on a shovel with which to eat ice cream
also mark: immediately scoops ice cream with bare hands
$252.77 before possible shipping fees to be exact
No, he scooped with his spoons.
Haha! I know right?TypicalMarkimoo!Takes waaay too long explaining something that he's not gonna do in the first place! lol Hope he enjoys his swiss army shovel thingie!lol
Mark : Spends half the video talking about his tactical shovel
Also Mark : *Takes first bite with his fingers*
When Mark said he would use the shovel to eat the icecream I was just thinking...
*You wanna know how I got these scars?*
Alright, I'll stop hehe ;D
Only a spoonful!
mark then proceeds to pulls out his giant spoon he calls a tactical shovel
Everyone: playing minecraft
Mark: here’s a tactical shovel story that just low key sounds like a hardcore Minecraft adventure
NEEDS MORE LIKES
lol
@@parallelprocess330kitty3 true
I thought the same lol
ᴜɴᴅᴇʀʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ
Came for the sour patch,
Stayed for the *_tactical shovel_*
Yes both are cool ig😂
My question is how one would buy such a shovel. Asking for a friend...😅
Mark: "Here we have some Sour Patch Kids Ice cre.....*TACTICAL SHOVEL*"
Well I was going to buy Christmas gifts for my family but instead I'll think I'll buy a bunch of Tactical Shovels for everyone including myself.
Lol
I don't even go outside but Mark is really selling me on this shovel.
Same
Yeah I really want one but it's like...200+ USD if the one I saw was the same one
It’s a funny but great as for the shovel I want it now 😂
I actually bought one haha 😂
He is
"Ice cream should be enjoyed occasionally and sparingly."
*eats it by the shovelful*
@I don’t like Lgbt people tf did you get those eyes from I wanna know
@I don’t like Lgbt people Please say your user name is a joke.
A quote by Markiplier
Lmao
I'm here after Mark didn't use the shovel to safely bury his friend.
Me too
we were SPECIFICALLY told to N O T bring up the shovel
why...why would you bring up the shovel
gorilla exactly
Never mention the tactical shovel...
I like how 60% of this is him taking about his tactical shovel, 30% of him talking about other stuff and 10% eating and reviewing the ice ream
I came for a review of Ice Cream.
I got instructions on how to use a Killer Shovel by Mark.
And I don’t regret one second of it.
King Gaming. lmao
What I expected: Sour patch ice cream
What I got: Darkiplier plays with tactical shovel.
Prove of Darkiplier has corrupted Mark
Oh my god yess
I'm glad you noticed that too
I noticed it too XD
*gasp* dark is back
Thank you, I agree
Mark: THIS IS A TACTICAL SHOVEL I BOUGHT TO EAT ICE CREAM
Also Mark: *takes first bite with fingers*
Dude right
mark: you can also use this tactical shovel to eat ice cream
also mark: "proceeds to eat the ice cream with his hands"
Mark: TACTICAL SHOVEL IN WHICH I SHALL TRY THIS ICE CREAM
Also Mark: *uses his hand*
Yea pretty sure bob n wade officially broke mark hes been crazier than nirmal ever since pogostuck
2:08 Darkiplier moment
2:34 Another Dark moment
2:50 More Darkiplier
Mark's talk about torches, a shovel, and tripwires remind me of Minecraft
*WITHOUT TACTICAL SHOVEL*
You are locked in room with monsters
*WITH TACTICAL SHOVEL*
Monsters are locked in room with YOU
Now everyone takes their Becky and starts stabbing monsters in the butt
Deep 👍
I will write this sentence with gold
@DoDoMAN #17 there is nothing wrong with his spelling. Sure he said u instead of you but that’s how people type stuff now
@DoDoMAN #17 lol that's the joke of the comment
If Mark was in The Hunger Games, Becky would be his weapon.
He's all ready for the zombie apocalypse too.
And a Tsunami
I'd use Becky too, man she has a million and one uses
Hed kill eveyone
@@kayjay_cue Well for the Zombie Apocalypse having something with Million+1 uses would not be so great... Becky would break after killing only 1KK+1 zombies!!!
I tried raspberry chocolate chip ice cream when I was younger and it was phenomenal, highly recommended
I like this one every so often as a nice treat when I'm very sad. It cheers me up greatly!
it's amazing!
Ditto
I love that the Amyiplier relationship is basically
Person: would you say that you're pretty independent?
Mark: **looks over at Amy**
Amy: **nods**
Mark: yeah I would say I'm independent.
Best comment by far
*Looks over at my dog*
Dog: *nods*
Me: "Yeah, Imma stay in today."
*blankly stares at nothing*
The demon in my head: **grounds its teeth and stares into my soul, while whispering suggestions on who to kill into my ear**
Me: No, I'm not hungry grandma.
Friend: "Wanna go to the pool?"
Me: *stares at phone, having a mental breakdown on the inside*
Also me: "Uhhh............suuuurreeeee."
*two hours later, friend is found drowned at the pool*
Lol and
Amy: says something
Mark: mocks her
Amy: just stares
Mark: im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry
4:07
911: 911 what’s your Emergency?
Mark: I burnt my house down with a shovel
omfg I cant with YT comments half the time they're better than the video
@@creamreaper2152Not this time.
*Buys a Tactical Shovel*
(THUD)
Mark: "This is a HARPOON."
I love how the first piece of information that Mark shares about his tactical shovel is the fact that he purchased it
I clicked on this for ice cream
I got a shovel
I’m not disappointed
Welp time to *_MARKET GARDEN_*
Jordan yeah because he’s eating the ice cream with the shovel
no, nope. that's just mark
pretty sure it was dark
M. Yup probably :/
50% of video, death and tactical shovel
Other 50%: ice cream politics
Perfectly balanced as Thanos would say :)
XD
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
"I'm not gonna discriminate against what you're gonna be hunting with this. I said it had a million and one uses. I came up with a million, *you* *can* *come* *up* *with* *one* "
That was honestly so scarily powerful and I feel the need to find somewhere else to use that quote
A job interview maybe (your the boss/interviewer)
I felt it too
I love how that for the first 5 minutes of the video you were talking about survival with a shovel and then getting ambushed with your pants down
"Cereal is different than ice cream"
-Mark 2019.
True words of wisdom.
@@insomniadog3386 loving this new shovel review channel he's doing!
No one:
Mark: *Pulls out shovel, calls it his tactical shovel names Becky, then proceeds to take the top off and wave a harpoon everywhere*
This sounds oddly sexual
@@MemeLord-nf4du Wait a minute....
Imagine if he had a rifle that shoots tactical shovel harpoons.
Mark: This is a video of me taste testing ice cream
Also Mark: *Talks about tactical shovels for 5 minutes*
Nice
4 years and this is still my favorite video to surface on the face of the internet
Ice cream? Hmm... ok then
A few seconds later...
THIS IS A TACTICAL SHOVEL
🖕
Mark: It can also...
-takes forever to unscrew shovel-
*KILL PEOPLE*
like my reply
no
Darkiplier is gonna kill Bob and Wade with his tactical shovel
You like Tokyo Ghoul???!!!
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THE TOKYO GHOUL USERNAME-
darkiplier would probably kill wade first
We have the same picture 😶
Surferdood who wouldn’t ?
14 minutes of Mark being an ice cream critic and playing with a million and one use shovel
Jack Pewds and Ken: Minecraft
Mark: *_Sour Patch_*
😂tru😂
Mark needs to play minecraft with pewds and jack
@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai ye
This is true
Yeah, this is big brain time.
I think dark took over and he's fueling himself with sour patche kids.
BloodMoonLps agreed😂😂😂
Whats sour patche kids
Dark/Sour Patch Kids is my new OTP.
He's evil twin.....Wilfred W😲
Do you mean darkiplier? Also you spelt patch wrong
Mark : “This not a toy!”
Also Mark: *Continues to shoot sparks on camera *
Wym continues he said “this is not a toy” after he shot it
mark responding to this comment "this is not a toy i am a trained professional"
Next thing u know his house is gone
@@GjcP563 all 5 ovens, gone.
With a smile!
What I was expecting: Sour ice cream
What I get: *Full documentary on why I should buy a shovel*
Mark: "I bought this tactical shovel to eat the ice cream" also Mark *takes first scoop with hands*
How it literally is so cold how was he able to do that!!!
@Joseph Filyau you right
Professionals have standards
Or he is Todaroki
Anyone know what brand the shovel Is I want it
Title of this video: "Sour Patch Kids Icecream"
What most of it is about: A shovel.
$190
A TACTICAL shovel, please.
@@Gwen_Hemoxia sOrrY
A tactical shovel
@@sawce846 Someone just replied that :p
Mark eating ice cream with a tactical shovel has the same vibes as a villain eating spaghetti with a fork taped to a gun
I’ve never seen a villain do that 😂
@@RafaelMartinez4oh8 I saw it in a video, can't remember which one but it was funny af 😂
Sounds like something Wilford would do
The fact that this ice cream was discontinued genuinely makes me sadder with each passing day. Sour Patch Kids Ice Cream is easily my favorite ice cream out there, and it was gone in half a year.
Literally! I enjoyed it for my 18th birthday, not realizing I'd never see it AGAIN ('n')
Have y'all tried recipes online?
@@l0sts0ul89 😐
@@dingusdong yes? are you gonna say anything....
@@l0sts0ul89 Ice Cream at home 😭😭
Editor: Ice cream? The video won't be long enough-
Mark: S H O V E L .
Tactical Shovel now trending in 2019 xD
As I read this I was like "what shovel" and then
*B A M*
*"ThIs iS mY TaCtIcAl sHoVeL"*
I am tactical shovel guy. And this is my shovel. It has 2 duodecillion uses and costs $9,000,000 to rent for only 3 days.
Cursed Browash empowered Crash hmm... can I rent it? I have 2 whole rolls of toilet paper just for you
" Mark, what do you have? "
" A TACTICAL SHOVEL "
" *nO* "
"What do you have?"
"A KNIFE"
"nO"
Umm, I will get famous;)
Mark's mom: *long sigh*
@@shannonburlynne8372 No shut up u nub
@@jerlocksmeionor1237 am nub 🙃
“I am a professional.” *giggles as he almost burns down his house*
He is a man with FIVE OVENS.
I didn’t get that far into the video when I read this so I thought it was from a different video- I guess I thought he wouldn’t be almost burning his house down with just a shovel and some ice cream-
@@TheGreatAshenOne why so many
@Crotchwhistle Purple r/woooosh
YaY 100Th LikE NobODY CArES!!
0:18 - 5:29 is the beautiful "tactical" shovel speech.
Mark: **sees sour patch kids ice cream**
Mark: Ah yes *this* is how i will bring up my shovel
Normal people: *Eats ice cream with a spoon*
Mark: T A C T I C A L S H O V E L
And his hand...don't forget he dove in hand first.
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here come dark
Markiplier: buys tactical shovel to eat ice cream
Military elite force: *Am I a joke to you?*
Mark is the only person who can go from a slightly horrific shovel survival guide to an ice cream testing vid 😂