Sour Patch Kids HAS GONE TOO FAR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ธ.ค. 2024
- Sour Patch Kids has come out with their most insane product yet!! I wasn't expecting ANYTHING like this...
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"Not one, Not two, but Two." - Markiplier 2019
*o b j e c t s*
😂😂
ay lmao
Where's mark😭😭😭😭 he said month of content
*s o u r p a t c h s o u p*
“Those kids are dead, and I ate them.”
-Markiplier
"... I gotta leave the country." -Also Markiplier
Are those kids or drugs? You can't tell the difference
@Nurain Nabilah Nazri just kidding , like that time when mark said "are these mentos or drugs you can't tell the difference"
That reminds me of caleb the cannibal from b99
Booty Smacks
at this point, the sour patch kids company is just making new products purely to mess with mark’s head
Waiting for toothpaste and mouthwash
@@chopstick9002 You evil genius. Wait, the actual evil genius is whoever actually spends money researching how to do it and makes it a thing.
Lmao yes
oh! 200 likes, fun
YES 😂🤣, they gotta keep making stuff for Mark to try and react to!, it’s hilarious 😂 😂 🤣.
They way he was babying us about how long he would be gone like a dad going on a work trip is kinda comforting. It’s really wholesome and weird at the same time and I don’t know why I like it.
AAME
he is offically the dad of yt
M A R K I D A D
Ok just saying, it was really sweet and in my house there’s not a lot of affection. It actually made me cry and it *is* really wholesome and sweet
@@kermitnottheefrog1086 are you ok?
"Not one, not two, but *two* objects."
-Markiplier, 2019
Reading this made me realize that none of these youtube quotes are gonna be remembered in the future
Ah the nature of being a idiot I know all about it
I actually had to rewind that coz I thought I heard it wrong >,
MatrixMushroom *yeah it’s big bwain time*
I was your 800th like be happy
“What do you call an English teacher mixed with a dinosaur?”
Mark: *a PaNCakE?!*
I thought it was going to be a philoso-raptor
That's a guidance counselor mixed with a dinosaur
A grown man said this
marks right i guess
Mark makes way better jokes then u
when a pre-workout is so bad it causes you to become emotionally unstable enough to punch a hole in a wall.
"Upon drinking this I should turn into a raging monstrosity"
Ah, memories...
,,,"Im sorry."
Unus Annus
Especially if u get it on the rug that just OverPowers it to the max
Amy: what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and an English teacher?
Mark: *p a n c a k e*
thank you for making this comment, I am both blind and deaf so this comment helped me enjoy a moment in the video despite my disabilities. thank you.
@@feritye767 uhhh
@@feritye767 Yeah, I'm also blind and reading things like this just warms my heart.
@@ni__wolf143 as a fellow blind man, I agree with this statement
Common mark logic
“It’s fruit,” she whispers as she slowly slides the go-gurt into produce drawer.
@I don’t like Lgbt people bro your ass is annoyed (had you fix you to your) Edit: I'm a dumbass I said annoyed except for annoying smh myslef
Mark: "Not one, Not two-
*"But two-"*
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"Go-gurt: the men's yogurt" - Markiplier 2019
More like cursed yogurt.
Mmm... Phallic
What about Go-onnise: The Men's Mayonnise?🤔
“The disasters of 2019” oh so innocent mark.
I bumped you up to 200 so fkn satisfying
*shudders*
If only he knew.....
That's what I was thinking.
if only he knew what was crawling upon the world...sigh.
Him reassuring everyone that he would only be gone for “ten times three sleepies” was actually super endearing and sweet
It made me smile. 😂
@@virtusetglorie you'll get there soon lol :) it's super sweet
I thought it was patronizing lol🤣
@@TVMAN1997 u taking it too seriously then
Wait what
“That’s painting me in a bad light, but you’re right.”
-2019 Markiplier
FoxyGamer 713 *you’re
You're*
SleepyWolf
Oh thanks🤣😂
Why tf do people give af about people's gramar online who has the time to carefully make sure that they have apostrophes and shit like have a day off mate
Kyran McCown
Thanks🤣😂
“I was far too poor to afford yogurt.”
*Ethan and Tyler: (internal screaming)*
but then he was a man with many ovens
@@angiwater2591 yes yes he was. You know the problem? He was to poor to afford ingredients :p
Also I totally agree thats what Tyler and Ethan would be doing.
I was just thing that when that part came up 😅😅
What ever happened to Tyler and Ethan?
@@weebvoiceguy474 Ethan got unverified
Mark: talking about how bad 2019 is
Everyone now in 2021 : "oh just wait for 2020"
ye lol
2021 has been pretty shitty so far as well
Me in 2026. Oooooh just you all wait.
@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet YEAH IKR JUST LET THEM WAIT
@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet oh f-
"Not one, not two! But two new sour kids objects!"
~Markiplier 2019
*big braiN*
Dead meme format
Not one, not two, but too
@@MAVM28 imagine caring about a meme's lifespan
This comment made by not-a-sour-ass gang
I hope everyone has a great day and god bless ❤️
Coming from a small youtuber :)
Pewdiepie: "I'm so glad 2019 went this way, I got married, got 100 million subscribers, and defeated the enderdragon."
Markiplier: "I'm so glad 2019 went this way, I get to drink Sour Patch Kids pre-workout."
Also got swole and rich in Roblox.
@Damien Breisch xd
BRUH CHAIN
I still hope to see Mark, Felix and Sean play minecraft together, as happened in that chapter of the world of warcraft...follow there little kitty :,)
Mark: I'll be back in thirty sleepies!
Me, an insomniac: *sweats*
Right I was like 30 im lucky if i get 3 hours
If you think about it, us insomniacs are waiting at least less than a week for Mark to come back.
Bro i'm watching this at 3:45 am he'll be back in like 10 sleepies, max
Lol!
Big fucking mood fam LOL
i absolutely love the dynamic between Amy and Mark. There's romantic love, but also best friend love there and I'm here for it.
"Gogurt. The men's yogurt."
-Markiplier 2019
Isn't it like gay yogurt? Since it would be mogurt for men's yogurt ALSO DON'T WOOOOSH ME
r/whoosh
Potatobean Gaming r/wooosh
@@potatobeangaming4374what. ive been eating GAY YOGURT.
How are people still surprised that Mark is Korean?
He brings it up as much as him saying “I’m Markiplier”
Holy shit Mark’s Korean?
I never knew.
Marki “I’m Korean” plier.
Hes also hawaian
Some random guy that you saw in the comments no, he was just born there. It’s not his ethnicity.
Markiplier: “I can speak Korean”
*tries to speak English and fails*
Because he's replacing his English with Korean
To be fair I was born in America I can only speak English and my friends who grew up in Mexico and could only speak Spanish till they were like 14-15 can speak better English than me so .-.
This one killed my Channel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 r
I'm leaving for 30 days now, see you you soon lol
Crystal The ugly everyone knows hola como estas
Honestly, these videos wouldn't be the same without Lixian. He makes these videos 10 times funnier with his edits.
I am living for lixian's editing, Amy's cameos, and Mark's narration.
same
the true holy trinity
@@largeboy5577 this was 3 years ago but ive come to remind you its still funny as fuck
Markiplier: **acts like a crack head and talks to a box**
Amy: *”this is fine”*
Both of her are me
it absolutely fucking is
It is
Most people: squeeze the yogurt up from the tube into their mouths
Mark: DEEP THROATS ENTIRE TUBE
Ikr!
hufflepuffs for the win wait thats not how you’re supposed to eat it?
hufflepuffs for the win r/wooosh
Don't give the internet ideas for weird porn!
@@ItzHope1412 lol 😂
Mark is just good at pointing out he's point but at the same time he can lead you off-topic and bring you back easily and the off-topic still makes sense... A man who knows quality content
Man's been in the game for a decade. He knows his stuff.
Mark: “I’ll be gone for 30 sleepies. So when you go to sleep, count 1...”
Me: *naps 30 times in one day*
Lol
That's so wholesome lol
Knightfall 25 hypersomniacs rise up
When?
14:15 "I think this is gonna kill me, that's why it's called ghost, cus you bout to be one"
I laughed so hard
Favorite part of the video right there
"It's not ba- it's just.. it's like- IT'S BAD!"
'Sour Patch Yogurt'
Mark: *SCREECHES IN TACTICAL SHOVEL*
I actually like those and I do eat them
Imagine not being able to afford yoghurt, to now owning five ovens.
Mark is just the Gordon Ramsay of sour patch things
Geneviève objects, ya big ol noob
Zekiah Mendenerz that’s meeeee 😂😂
that made me laugh xD
Now he needs to try the new Sour Patch Kids ice cream.
Donovan Silva today’s your day bc he has
Jack: *minecraft*
Pewds: *minecraft*
Mark: *IM GUNNA EAT CANDY WITH MY SHOVEL*
I....
Yeah he is learning minecraft 🤓
Noob ate sour patch with shovel in minecraft!!
I don’t like how Jack and Pewds are going back to Minecraft, there those people who played Fortnite because it was a hit, they stopped playing Minecraft when it was lame, MARK IS COOL!!!
Tactical shovel
CocaCola ZeroSugar nice profile pic, what video is it from?
Mark: "Blue Raspberry is an artificial flavor."
Also Mark: *R E D B E R R Y*
“ all the disasters and terrible things of 2019”-Markiplier Pre COVID-19
and its all usa fault
@@alexjackyperson101 ????
@@alexjackyperson101 it’s most peoples fault. Cause humans are dum
@@alexjackyperson101 China covered up covid so it had time to spread so its China fault
@@angrytoast3987 and still usa fault for not reacting fast enough, literally it take 3 months for them to do something
“what do you get when you cross an english teacher and a dinosaur?”
“p a n c a k e”
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Everyone else: Minecraft
Mark: *sour* *patch* *kids*
and roblox
Minecraft sour patch
They're like the same things I think
Markimoo do anather prop hunt
Moss Patch no it’s
Everyone else:Minecraft
Markiplier: roblox
Mark: "This video isn't about Go Gurt or Sour Patch Kids."
Me: Did you buy another tactical shovel?
No, he bought a tactical tactical THIS time! It’s like a tactical shovel, but more TACTICAL!!! It has everything you need! Tactual shovel, tactical pickaxe, tactical foot stool, you name it! And Tactical Tactical will have it!
Ikr? Lol
when she said the fridge i just imagined her putting it in and whispering "shhh its produce" to the fridge while slowly backing away
10:25 "Is this pre-workout??"
*Flashbacks to the punch*
"There's pre-workout on the carpet"
"Don't tell Amy!"
"The pre-workout got me all hopped up"
I was thinking the exact same thing 😂
*"O A S I S "*
@@quibblemellow THREE MILE MARK! THREE MILE MARK!
@@brendanbarnard TWO MINUTES MARK
@@quibblemellow
*OASIS*
Literally everyone on TH-cam: Minecraft
Mark: Roblox and Sour Patch Ice Cream, Cereal, and Go-Gurt. Plus a tutorial on the uses for a tactical shovel
You forgot uno
Nicole The Author literally about to comment that lol
And a great story about the used for a tactical shovel
You forgot his pole dancing skills a few years back.
it's actually very bad in roblox it's need to watch flamingo
"Go-gurt, the men's yogurt"
- Markiplier 2019
12:51 “If I die- ooh! Is this a coupon?”
13:42 So Mark you’re telling me you began to drink something really disgusting, then proceeded to skull it anyway. Yep that sounds like Mark.
That's the thing. You pound it all right away before the aftertaste has time to catch hold.
@@UnclaimedSponge I dont even know what going-HOLY SPACH GOD YOU WENT TO FAR BY SAYING KILL MARK!
The fuck happened here? 😐
Mark at the start of video: I’ve never had a go-gurt
Mark after trying one: These taste like go-gurts only sour
Lies, deceptions..
So this is Marks new way to vlog, find weird sour patch kids stuff, say what you need to say, eat and review sour patch kids stuff
Step 3: profit
step 4: here comes the money, money money money
Well yes, but actually yes
mark talking to us like a small child actually made me feel safe
Mark is our third parent.
a sentence i never thought i would hear mark say "the sour patch kids in their ivory tower decided to put their children inside go-gurts
I've noticed, when watching Markiplier, if there's a sentence in your mind that you think nobody would say, it's even money that you'll hear him say it soon.
I never thought i would hear anyone say this tbh
I think it’s funnier since it was only seconds before that he said “the man’s yogurt”
I read this exactly at the same time as he said it
"If I die -- *ooh!* Is this a coupon??"
-mark i. plier
Heh
Most accurate depiction of his thought process
2k19 O_________O U mean 2019
O______________O you mean 2020?
@@FreneticFolklore r/woooosh
Markiplier: *goes away for 30 sleepies* Me who olny sleeps one a full moon: *crying in tired*
Dude I have the opposite problem. I'm an adult but can still manage 11 hour sleeps without an alarm clock.
I wish I slept less.
Please I'm sleeping my life away
OH GOD ITS HAPPENING NO 😴
You make mah brain hurt
are you having a seizure from the lack of sleep
I am your 400th like :D
this is big brain time
Yo, the whole sleepies bit is proof that Mark would be a great dad.
Back when 30 sleepies was a long time, and the project he was hinting at here being Unus Annus, now dead, hurts. 365 days gone by so fast, 30 sleepies is nothing now
Memento Mori
Memento Mori
Memento Mori
Memento mori
i thought the big project he was hinting to was heist :0
While Mark was comforting the audience about his absence, I felt like a baby about to cry while daddy is telling me he has to go to work.
Here too. I loved it
Me too 😂
I'm crying, I've seen too many happy-sad things today..
Legit same, I wanted to cry because of it. 😂
bruh 😭
This should be renamed:
_Darkiplier failing at English while Sourpatch Kids take over food as we know it_
Yes
No, then itll get less views
someone copied your comment ong
u rite
LoboDeSombra 861 yes
Mark: after everything 2019 has put us through
2020: honey, you got a big storm coming
Oh my god the meme!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Sour patch please sponsor me!"
"Oh God that tastes like vomit I'm gonna die."
Ah yes, I see this reverse psychology Mark
Crimson Dynamite720
“I don’t care if it tastes like shit cause pre-workout SHOULD taste like shit”
He is really trying
“All the disasters of 2019”
2020 peaking around the corner: “Just you wait.”
Corona be like, “I gotchu bro.” 👉🏾😎👉🏾
"All the disasters of 2019"
2020: Hold my Sour Patch Kids Ghost pre workout drink
I don't know why I read this like Alexander Hamilton was going to come bursting around the corner and tell us about the million things he hasn't done 😂
First thought with me watching this for the first time now lol
@@thelesbianwitch8203 I AM ALEXANDER HAMILTON, HAMILTON
Jack and felix: rewinds 4 years to minecraft
Markiplier: rewinds but notices roblox and sour patch kids instead
Mark : I found something way better!
“That’s why it’s called Ghost: cause you ‘bout to be one”-Mark Fischbach 2019
Stay safe in South Korea, Mark! Don’t forget your *_tactical shovel!_*
But he threw it so far away.
@@SairinEarthsea 😂😂😂
Isn't it north Korea you should never go to?
Danyael Gomez yes. North Korea is generally discouraged as a vacation destination
@@Zeldafreak3 it's not even like discouraged you cant go there period. Unless it's for like authorized business uou cant enter or leave the country.
Finally, Mark will be able to swear at video games in 2 languages.
Like PewDiePie
That's so true 😂
DWC15 😂😂
Just like pewds xDDDDD
Felix has entered the chat
Mark: I've never had Go-Gurt cause I was too poor.
Everyone else: Aww shit, here we go again
It's not "Aww" it's Ah idiota, but beautiful idiota
Ush Ugs r/woosh kind of
@@nolanc9432 You're the one that got r/woosh'd
@@ushugs3099 it's aww because he said he was too poor and it's the sympathy.
Ush Ugs how so?
'Mark: 'worth all the disasters and horrible things of 2019...''
2020: heh....
I like to think of Mark as my internet Dad that has a unnatural obsession with New Sour Patch products.
Yeeee haaawwwwwww
"Nice, Daddy uploaded a video."
@@pedromoraes7632 I want more
The replies are gay
@@bruh9009 That's a way of coming out of the closet, I guess.
4:01
Markiplier: I was far too *poor* to afford yogurt, *let alone* the on-the-go version of yogurt.
Ethan: *eVeRy ViDeO!!1!*
4:05 I just realized that Mark has probably been doing the “I was too poor as a child” bit for ages and definitely does it off camera and Amy has likely been hearing it for the entirety of their relationship and I can just imagine them at a party and conversing with other people and all the sudden Mark’s like “Oh yeah, I know of _______ but I was far too poor as a child to afford air and water much less _______” and I’m wheezing omg
The poor as a child thing has existed since like 2017 lol
I’m the 420th like y e s
Mark: "why was the go gurt in the produce door" Amy: "Because you don't look their"
“Sour patch kids is an *Object* “
-Markiplier
And chica is his dog
And chica is a dog
he went
h o b j e c c
its a food
I was your 1000 like bro
Am I the only who laughed when he said “It’s called ghost because u boutta be one “ while he was struggling to breath
Ghosts!
XD IKR
Nope not the only one
You're not alone becoz I'm here😂😂😂
"Ok, so we got blue raspberry, and RED."
*box torn apart and standing upside down*
Mark: “I managed to open it somewhat correctly”
Everyone else: let’s play Minecraft!
Mark: Sour. Patch. Kids.
@I don't like Lgbt people just shut up no one like the plugs like just stop leaching off mark
@I don’t like Lgbt people
FUCK OFF YA HETERO
See you didn’t like that did you now stop doing it to other people
guys relax he's probably just a kid
(Strange markiplier sounds)
It's more like sour👏patch👏kids👏
Blurs out Amy’s face even though we’ve already seen it
This is Big Brain time
Why deos that sound like from sean [jacksepticeye]
@@omarperez1043 nope on multiple levels
She was probably on some "no blur that I look bad today" juice
Its big hair time
maybe she didn't have makeup on? I hope that's not the reason because that's so vain and conceited. Like, we aren't after you Amy. You don't have to look hot for us. We respect Mark.
I love how he was holding the yogurt tubes like a toddler like with his entire fist
He's baby
I still do that tbh
How else do you hold it?
Yeah because he is and was a big baby
Well what do u want him to do not hold it
7:59
when you are trying to remember someones birthday
Markiplier: "I'm going to be fluid in korean."
Also Markiplier: "synph- synfht- symphnt- SYNTHETIC!"
Don't make fun of his speech impediment 😓
conversational is far different than fluent
@@judestarbabypup it's not making fun, it is funny
@@God-if9xx but he really does have a speech impediment ... he's very smart.. his mouth just fumbles s sounds sometimes. It's not that he doesn't know what he's saying.
@@hanthonyc and as an Italian with a cooking Channel I know it everyday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Instead of kids, eating, yogurt: It’s go-gurt, eating, kids”
You good bro?
Are u good what's with all the commas
Thanks, I choked on some kool-aid as I read this.
Delicious
I read this comment before watching the video. I thought you just made it up XD
It's Mark eating the yogurt that ate the kids
Everyone: *makes Minecraft videos* then *gets millions of views*
Markiplier: SOUR PATCH KIDS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
a person I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT 😂😂
@@depuresso LOL😂
Yes
Its a nice break.
@@icecreamsandwitch3008 yeah I agree, but it would still be fun if he played! 😁
“I will be conversational in Korean, that doesn’t mean that I’m fluid.”
Lol this is me with Hindi
These videos are slowly becoming more and more cursed and I'm here for it honestly
Same. Also FIRST
They become more cursed every year lol
“Not one, not two, BUT TWO”
Me: I- wut...
Oh yeah its big BRAIN time
@@LazGato me brain are big strong
Guess it makes sense since lebron only won twice with miami
This here is what we call a joke my man
Welcome mark’s channel
*Lixian went insane with the edits for this one and i am not complaining*
4:22 “it’s... gogurt, eating kids.” -markiplier, 2019
this was made in 2019
“That’s why it’s called GHOST... cause you’re about to be one.”
Irony ~ Markiplier will be a “GHOST” for a while 👀
Well, technically, it’s not ironic. It would be ironic to say you will turn into a ghost after drinking it and not turn into one, but turning into a ghost after you drink it would just be expected. And yes, I know your “ghost” is used in a different way but that made sense in my mind.
@@aiden.117 what?
Looks away from screen. . .
Where's my hand?
Oh yeah fair point, cause he's about to ghost... away for a while... no? nah not a good one but at least I made the effort.
@@aiden.117 I don't think that's how irony works.
Me: *in class watching a 30 year old man eating yogurt*
Jasmine The Alien it’s go gurt* the men’s yogurt
Just look at his avatar it fits perfectly with his stuff he’s saying LOL
ME TOO!!!
Samemeeee
That’s a mood right there
9:28 my trying to explain to my dog that I’m not leaving forever and I’m coming back
Wow.....
11:06 best explanation I’ve had on pre work out ever, before it was just like “I drink this before working out bc I can” but now I can go AND TBEN YOU CAN GO SHOOO AND BWAOAHAH AND THEN WOOOOOO AND IF YOU HAVE A SHOVEL-
See, this is secretly a darkiplier video, as those kids are colored blue and red for a reason.
Lifesearch205 well yea did you not see 2:58 it shows the effects for Darkiplier
I wish he made more things with Darkiplier
Kaykay dark and the others are returning
Crystal Creativity he should make something with all the egos XD
You should play vacation simulator
"in the produce drawer of the fridge."
"Hey, that painting me in a bad light...but that's true"
That's a mood.
The fact that he didn’t eat it with a tactical shovel made me very angry
I was so afraid he was gonna slice open his mouth and become joker when he was eating the ice cream
I actually bought a tactical shovel and went camping. It's my best friend now 🙂
JDtron 17 go away
@@glyph__ jokerplier
I got a tac shovel
Mark: “It’s so worth all the disasters and horrible things of 2019 to lead up to this point where I’m able to drink sour patch kids pre-workout.”
Me: *Laughs and cries in 2020 and 2021 knowing that it’ll be worse in the future*
Omg that soothing "im gone but it's fine" speech made me happy
Edit: thanks so much for 411 like that's so many
Until he said he might be dead.
10x3 Sleepies
"Those kids are dead... and I ate them."
-Mark 2019
"I need to get out of the country." - also Mark 2019
“That’s why it’s called Ghost; You ‘bout to be one.” 😂😂
13:10 Mark: oh the horrible disasters of 2019 are worth it
2020: Bitch get fuckin ready
Okay, is no one gonna talk about how amazing the editing was in this video? Jeez, Lixian, how are you this good at, like, everything?
Yeahh I noticed too! Haha ^^ props to them really
@Big King K Yoshi *b l a c k m a g i c*
@@GuyFromSomeWorld *Y E S*
Lixian is God, of course.
This video is a good example of 'when you cant tell if mark is alluding to darkiplier or if it's just a funny edit'
darkiplier: so true Me: he is not alluding to you go away
"That's painting me in a bad light." "But you're right."
Truly disgusting, that some “brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.
Takis… 😢… I’ll never forget…