The Most Unwanted Song (full audio with score)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- The Most Unwanted Song, by Komar, Melamid, and Soldier
There was a video like this by someone else that was up for some time, but it got taken down or something and I thought I'd make a new one.
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you know its gonna be a banger when the score says "bagpipe solo but everyone plays and kids scream"
I personally felt like that part could easily come from a star wars prequel movie that was never made.
At the end of the screaming one of the kids gags
As someone who enjoys bagpipe music, I felt that
Lmao Sad cat
sad cat
the first minute i was all "hey this isnt so bad"
and then the rap started
And then you thought "Say, this really is great!"
Right? I'm over here thinking, "Oh, this isn't a shitpost it's just the name of the song", but then that happened.
i immediately started smiling and laughing
yo is it just me or i personally think that the soprano rap part slaps
I read this, thought : "the what?" And then it started.
"bagpipe solo but everyone plays and kids scream"
Congratulations. You’ve posted a famous commrnt
"Accordion solo improvising over elevator theme, interrupted by slams cued by conductor that interfere with the soloist"
13:02
@@nonawax2079 mad props to the soloist for being able to continue the solo tho
3:30
Shitpost energy
"To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable."
- Beethoven
Maybe the best place I've ever seen this quote. Vladimir Horowitz eat your heart out!
@@TulliverS "They can say that I couldn't sing, but they can't say I didn't sing."
-Florence Foster Jenkins.
Mos def
"Soprano raps:" is enough to make you rethink your life choices.
Yeah, whatever i did that leads me to anywhere except "Soprano raps" i need to rethink immediately
Ya got a point, I need a “Soprano raps” moment but don’t have one
Like the choice to keep living
If only it was James Gandolfini rapping
This is psychological warfare
it really is
Bruh this is the psyop shit from Waco
No, that's Baby Shark. This is just highly experimental.
This is what they play at Guantanamo Bay
Do all your shopping at Walmart!
JUDGEMENT DAY! JUDGEMENT DAY!
DISSONANT SCREAMS OF CONSTANT TERROR!
JUDGEMENT DAY! MELT AWAY!
DO ALL YOUR SHOPPING AT WALMART!
Is this really in the song?
@@VyvienneEaux haha no, I actually stole it from a comment on the original upload.
@@Jimmy-H Thank you for preserving history! I, too, miss the original upload :'(
@@VyvienneEaux why don’t you listen to the song
Love it!
I submitted this to my music teacher as part of a discussion on aesthetics in music and now the whole class has to listen to it hehe
You're the hero no one asked for
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
We need an update
Update please.
Update please
Instructions: "Soprano warbles improvisation"
Soprano: So you've chosen... *german.*
Instructions: "classical, minor"
Organ: And you have chosen... *atonality.*
IST IST IST IST IST IST IST
@@borko8325 YEAST YEAST YEAST
is there a translation
Wörter sind Inhaltttt
my favorite parts out of this entire thing are probably the soprano rapping and the shameless walmart advertising
And then the sudden bagpipes
Yo yo!
Goodness, this song is at least 15 years old at this point!
If I recall correctly, this was created by polling average people on what they most wanted and least wanted in music.
This song combines all the least-wanted things.
There's a sister song that goes along with this one, called The Most Wanted Song, where they combined the most wanted things.
@@SeppelSquirrel and "the most wanted song" sounds like some weird cheap 80s shit
And Walmart seems to be aspiring to enrage everybody regardless of their religion
I love how they got musicians that seem really talented and just made the dumbest shit they could
It takes some serious musicianship to take a score this sparse and reliant on improvisation and turn it into a coherent song. The people performing it are very much capable of playing more, er, _conventional_ music. This was a deliberate choice xD
Reminds me of the comedy film Airplane, where they used a cast of exclusively dramatic and serious actors because they knew comedic actors would ham up their scenes.
Its actually just a compilation of least chosen genres and options on a poll of what people wanted most in a song.
100 Gecs?
@@LatinaCreamQueen Jail 💀💀💀
How the soprano did all of this without breaking into irrepressible fits of laughter, is entirely impressive
I think you meant to say "entire goddamn band".
@@theystoleitfromus if the band is bad,it should be sent to dad-master oogway
She probably had to do about a dozen takes
@@scottstiefel2061more like tens of thousands
this song feels like a sneeze that never comes out
not for the anticipation, mind you. its because it feels horrible to have it happen in the first place
why are you accurate
@@herzen9857 hell is closer to this
Try *2x playback speed*
@@raymontdabizach Its horrorifying
i fucking love some of the notes the composer makes, like "everyone slams very quietly" is fucking hilarious to me
Not just slams "slams very quietly", but " slams *very quietly* ".
@@GlitchedRed oh damn, i didn't notice that! honestly the composer putting that in bold makes it even funnier
Could someone explain what "slam" means? Like is it an actual thing in music, or is it exclusively played only in this particular song?
@@Sonicbro-xx6sg When you slam in music, it means you play forcefully. What you play is generally up to the director, so you aren't just ripping off your mouthpiece and screeching at the audience.
@@GlitchedRed Is there a particular name for it or is it just called "slamming", because when I search it, even on Wikipedia they don't give me anything.
i feel the sudden urge to do all my shopping at walmart...
Stole my comment...
@@goatgang6461 yeah i did it on purpose because i hate you
@@dustycrustyhomelessman1648 D:
That song also exists. Made by the same person.
Check the Wikiped page for this song en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Unwanted_Song
@@goatgang6461 Unrelated to the conversation but I love your pfp! Idkhow is amazing
Edit: spelling errors
My three stages of listening to this song:
1. Laughing so hard I'm nearly crying
2. "This is legitimate art"
3/final. "I feel like I just survived something somehow"
I think you left out 1 around 8 minutes in where I briefly asked myself why I was listening to this before getting to your stage 2 😂
In other words my stages went 1. Laughing uncontrollably 2. Questioning my life decisions 3. Appreciating the art 4. Wondering what I just listened to and why 😂
It's obviously a satire and a very good one
this is a god damn mastapiece GOD BLESS AMERICA HELL YEAH
Listening to this while simultaneously getting high is a hhorrible idea the tears
A cowgirl opera singer is a pretty interesting character
Honestly. Tastes have changed
La fanciulla del West
by Giacomo Puccini was written 110 years ago.
One of my friends can do an awesome Cowgirl opera rapper
i think she's gay as well
Uh oh
Uh oh
Uh oh
Uh oh
"Extremely and PAINFUL slow cowboy theme with bagpipe doubling melody and bass drums tapping make sure the singer repeats in a higher octave"
The notes are the best part of the song.
“Accordion solo improvising over elevator theme (see later in score) interrupted by slams cued by conductor that interfere with the soloist”
“Piccolo way up front, everyone else plays obnoxious drones on conductor cues”
I'm at this part currently, and the initial description is spot on 😬
This is the hardest part.
It kinda reminds me of my stupid humor when I write stuff like this. Humor is a crucial part of humanity, and if you can't laugh at yourself and who you are, then you can't accept who you are. I believe it to be a universal truth, ever since I begun to think that, life has been brighter than ever. It is through making good fun of something that we take it seriously. This is a real song. And that's not even touching on the lyrics which go deep for no reason.
The soprano rapping sounds like a 90s edutainment game
especially when combined with the child chorus over a cheap beat and the "Hey everybody!". You'd expect the next line to be "let's learn numbers!"
It's like you held A Jingle composer, early Pink Floyd, A bluegrass band, a free folk music ensamble, Weird Al Yankovic, Arnold Schoenberg, Igor Stravinsky, Frank Zappa, An elementary school class with teacher who sings soprano as a hobby - at gun point, or with explosives planted all around, and forced them all to write you a concerto in an hour. I love it!
And George Crumb!
Dont forget Cardiacs
schnittke would write something like this too
Don't cry because it started, smile because it ended.
*Smile because it happened
@@yungjose3369 no
@@yungjose3369 *NO*
@@yungjose3369 Exactly. And the comment was a direct parody of that phrase.
@@yungjose3369 That was the joke
If this was performed I'd watch it. Shitposting is the new genuine media.
This is over 10 years old, lol.
@@andrewhooper7603 still tho I want it
@@sharp_swf me too.
Also, checked and it's almost 25 years old.
I'm seriously considering forming an ensemble just to perform this piece.
@WeirdErnie Count me in.
the only song I know that has jumpscares
SJSHSJSJS
Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima is very scary
NIN - Hurt. Almost got me in a car accident.
Spinney by Cardiacs.
There are those weird electronic noises in Rock The Casbah by the Clashthat make me jump sometimes. Also The Subway Song by The Cure.
listening to this is a meditative experience because I don’t want to miss any of it but also I do not want to hear it so I just sit there with my horrible thoughts for twenty minutes frowning
I'm crying
You summed this up more perfectly than I ever could
Ah, yes, human music.
Jojo?
@@dorememe8548 My favorite stand [The Most Unwanted Song]. It makes people partake in capitalism.
@@a.w.1499 It makes people shop at Walmart exclusively, for it is much better to get more for less, and the occasional schizophrenic homeless man is a sight worth seeing
@@jubbybrab 3am Walmart is the best time for that. Though 3am Walmart does hit a bit different.
Gappy’s face is somehow the most perfect thing for this comment lmao
A cowgirl opera with a childrens choir that promotes walmart and various holidays then turns into an anti-imperialist protest song.
Just like a fever dream
Just now realized that there is irony in this
Based???
@@LatinaCreamQueen yes
Don’t forget there’s also bagpipes
This is what a musical written by an algorithm that hates humanity would sound like and I love it completely.
That's how this song was created. The composers and musicians surveyed a bunch of people to find out which styles of music were the most annoying, then went out of their way to incorporate as many of them as possible into this 20-minute tour de force.
We are the algorithm that hates humanity
AM composes a song
I believe I have the EP this was on somewhere.
Unfortunately, it would have failed. Art itself is human in nature, so this masterpiece, stemming from emotions of rage, would be fundamentally human.
Of course, we made it first, so eat shit matrix
This is Everywhere at the End of Time but instead of dementia it's a fever dream where you slowly go insane
Everywhere at the end of time but instead it's a sativa trip
I have fever dreams every time I get a fever. It’s maddening
EATEOT but you also have hypomania
Fr
This sounds like the composer was peer pressured into letting all of their family have a part, but none of them had coherent music styles, so instead we got a masterpiece of random sound.
The backstory (for those unaware) is that the writers of the song took a poll of what people most wanted to hear in a song. This is a song made up of all the elements people wanted to hear the least.
big family eh
*2x playback speed* ends too quickly!
@@TheWeightOfUwU Slight correction, there were in fact 2 polls. one poll was for what people wanted, the second poll was the opposite, and asked what people didn't want to hear.
Lmao yeah
I think this is somewhat good, at least because it’s played by professional musicians. Imagine what it would sound like if they got a bunch of middle school musicians were asked to sight read this and they recorded the result.
Knowing how middle school musicians sound even with practice, that would be the ultimate experience
don't give them ideas
dude don't even joke about that lmao
Initially I thought that was how this was going to go.
me, a middle school musician-
“Yo, pass me the Aux”
“You better not play shit”
"nah bro, its good shit!"
*cowboy opera singer begins rapping*
at walmart
This is artist music, the stuff I like to listen to, let's just say the average human doesn't appreciate this
@@burning_trash id be enchanted if i passed u tha aux cord & u bumped dis banger lol, but ye like 90% of ppl in tha world wouldnt be amused 😒😒😒 kinda sad tbh, tha majority sux
You play trash instead of shit so technically it works
started uncontrollably laughing at the bagpipes and kids screaming this is truly something wonderful
They failed, this is actually the most wanted song
Proof of how flawed democracy is
@@ahegaomemnon2059 how the-
@@LazyLoonz it was created by surveying for what the most wanted elements of music is, this was made from the least wanted elements
They did also make a Most Wanted Song, but as I remember it most people actually liked the Most Unwanted Song better
@@ahegaomemnon2059 EXACTLY and the most wanted song ends up being such a generic, inoffensive, and forgettable piece of pop/rock/synth music, showing how the people surveyed didn't actually know what they liked about the things they like
This song was made after finding out what people hated the most- songs about holidays, children singing, advertising, bagpipes, slow cowboy tunes, rapping ECT. I read it in a different version of this video's description.
The subtext of this c̶a̶c̶o̶p̶h̶o̶n̶y̶ masterpiece
So in short it's tuned to the American Suburbs. Sounds about right.
Edit: just got to the protest part. Lmaoooo. There's nothing white suburbanites hate more than communism. I'm convinced this was laser tuned to the WASP.
And long songs.
there's ECT in this song?!? then i better don't listen to it. i don't like electroshocks.
@@morusalba6405 lol get outta here with that 😂
“i only listen to underground artists”
Hah!
I listen to art, this has more emotion than stuff you'd listen to on the radio
This is more listenable than Megan thee stallion music
@@burning_trash wow you’re so unique and different
@@astor_25 No I'm not lol, I'm pretty normal if you ask me
70s Prog rock fans be like
“Yea that was their best album.”
Kind of redundant, since it was their only album...
*song
@@-10
Well, they all had an album with one side being a 20 minute long song. Or both sides. And if you’re Yes, the you had one with all 4 sides being 20 minutes long Lol
DAMMIT I KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE A PROG ROCK JAB HERE!!!!
CARDIACS FANS REPRESENT
Someone should make like a short film to this music which makes absolutely no sense.
Sounds like a jod for Tom Greene
my god, i'm studying theather and all I could think while watching this was "could i addapt this into a musical play and would the school accept it as my conclusion project?"
@@cookiecat5497 convincing them should be easy “I’m sure you’ve all heard of The Scottish Play? Well prepare yourselves for The Most Unwanted Play!”
ENA
Trying to string together each part of this music into a plot for a musical would certainly be an intreguing challenge. Not to mention it would have to be around movie length, considering this is 20 minutes of music.
The bagpipe solo with children screaming and everyone playing should be a ringtone
I play this when the neighbors get too loud. Nothing kills a mood faster than this atrocity.
If this is true they're probably too busy with their ears to the floor to make racket
So that means you’re living with a soprano wife, with kids that are absolutely BAD at singing, with a WHOLE orchestra and a casio keyboard inside your f***ing house. How incredible your life must be.
Hey everyone. The Dave Soldier Orchestra will be performing this live this coming Sunday at Le Poisson Rouge in NYC at 7pm. It'll be the first live performance of it in over 20 years, and I'll be playing the harmonica (diatonic and also adding the bass harmonica) to it. There will be several other compositions of Dave's that night as well. Tickets are limited!
thats amazing! will it be recorded?
@@wwscorevideo I think just the audio. Not sure if the intension is to produce it to sell. It'll be a super cool concert. We actually performed it last week at Rutgers University and it went really well! It'll be with the original bag piper, accordionist, and with the composer, Dave Soldier on banjo.
@@wwscorevideoHey. The video of the concert in NYC was just posted on Dave Soldier’s TH-cam channel. I’d love for you to add a link to it in the description, if you could! It was fun playing in it.
Pin this comment!!
I missed it while I was in town and it was the worst mistake of my life
I can’t stop thinking about the fact that this was actually produced and performed
jody
u deserve this like so i give u the 666th like >:)
Lets just appreciate the fact that a soprano, classically trained female singer, is going on about how great it is to be a cowboy in the wild west
not just going on, but rapping about it
that doesn't even make sense
It's incredible
The second one was almost a bop until... That happened
She should have sung ‘Cowgirl’?
This actually sort of slaps...
The children's choruses are hilarious.
i honestly burst out laughing at "ramadan! ramadan! lots of praying with no breakfast!"
@@highviewbarbell RIGHTTT LMAOO
AT WALMART!
@@highviewbarbell makes me laugh *every time* without fail.
@@highviewbarbell Literally how my muslim manager sounded during Ramadan this year I love it
"I forced a computer to consume 450,000 hours of media. This is what it composed"
Whoever wrote this is blissfully unaware of the genre known as shitcore, and yet has reinvented it.
This song is over 20 years old, lol.
@@andrewhooper7603 then he invented it
Calling this song shitcore actually made me lose it laughing, I didn’t know shitcore was a real genre 😭😂
Real people had to PRACTICE AND REHEARSE this before performing it for us. So they had to sit through it. MANY TIMES.
bless that poor soprano
I’d like to imagine this piece was sight read and that’s it
@@badtriceratops1867 honestly, given how the whole point was to make a song out of as much of the least wanted elements of music as possible... i cant imagine more than a few key instrumentalists (and the soprano) ever practiced for more than one or two takes. X3
I imagine the practice was pretty good because if you mess up it sounds good
and they had to bring in some kids to scream
Never thought I'd enjoy Mickey mouse rapping so much
Underrated comment
It remembered me of Miss Piggy from The Muppet Show even more.
I love how inclusive the holiday list is while also being quintessentially American. This is actually a bop, even if it does drag in places.
If you ever think you're "unwanted" remember this masterpiece, you may think you're "unwanted" but in reality you're the greatest masterpiece ever conceived by humanity
and remember your inner operatic cowgirl rapper
Thanks, The super Doge.
Don't lie to them like that. It will only hurt them
After all you're only mediocre-lly unwanted, not world class unwanted. Boring, insipid, untalented and spoiled won't make a Goebbles
Thank you, Super Doge.
This is what they give you before kidney removal surgery so don't feel the pain
So you welcome the pain*
I wrote this comment 2 years ago. Time flies
I’ll never get to listen to this for the first time again.
I dunno, I feel like I'm gonna forget this once I finish, only to be reintroduced to it a good while later.
its like a heroin high
Maybe not, but you can make others experience it for the first time.
@@KirbyLinkACW can confirm. only realized i had heard this before when the xmas chorus came. my mind tried to forget, it seems
@@thebaikalseal7335 love your positivity, friend :)
This is pure art. It’s humanity’s rage, pain, sadness, love and desire for creation all distilled into 21 minutes. It’s like if a family collaborated to make a medley of songs, and all of them have vastly different styles and beliefs and intentions, but they made it anyway because they love and support each other and wanted to give it to the world, even if it’s not very good or coherent, because they still want to share their devotion.
*sheds a tear* It’s beautiful.
Ma famiry
It's not just a regular bad song. It's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of making the worst song that was ever played. And for some reason it still kinda slaps.
nice portal reference
Thank you for quoting GladOS
@@solarfl4re125 technically it was just a reference, since it isnt saying what GLaDOS said exactly
paraphrasing glados
Wheatley song
I'm willing to bet money that most people don't get past the bagpipe solo before they double check the length of the video and realize it's over 20 minutes long.
I didn't even make it past the first soprano rap before I was like...how much longer do I have to listen to this Jackson Pollock painting?
Almost 12 minutes and I don't want it to end ☹️
I made through the whole video and it was beautiful, especially the protesting elevator music at around 18 minutes.
I almost checked out at 2 minutes- but I'm halfway through and committed.
I love that one kid whose voice squeaks a bit above the rest at the Walmart part.
I’m going to start a petition to change the USA’s national anthem to this in time for the summer olympics. I want everyone to stand there for 22 minutes listening to the full score during each medal ceremony.
I'm signing!✋
Me too!✋
I'm in ✋
There won't be a dry eye in the house.
Sign me up! ✋
the accordion solo interrupted by random slams is what pushed me over the edge
Listening to it right now. I just keep saying "Just let them play alone! It sounds beautiful!"
The bagpipe solo with random slams and children screaming is what did it for me
Bagpipes come in DIES
Fun fact, there’s also a “most wanted” song, it’s a painfully generic 80s ballad
90s*
it sounds fine to me
*30s
*so generic you can’t even tell what time it’s from.
@@LILProductions Maybe early 90's or late 80's.
Tracklist attempt
1: Cowboy Theme (instrumental): 0:00
2: Cowboy Rap: 1:22
3: Cowboy Theme: 2:16
4: Bagpipe Slam: 3:29
5: Christmas Time: 4:07
6: Piccolo plays bagpipe tune: 4:25
7: Easter Time: 4:48
8: Tuba plays bagpipe tune: 5:03
9: Wittgenstein Rap: 5:41
10: Nonsense: 6:22
11/12: Yom Kippur/Ramadan: 8:36
13: Walmart Commercial: 9:35
14: Cowboy Rap 2: 10:07
15: Woah Miss Kitty: 10:49
16: Labor Day: 12:38
17: Accordion Solo: 13:01
18: On the Phone: 13:57
19: Veteran's Day/Halloween: 14:20
20: Injun Band: 14:52
21: Extremely and PAINFUL: 15:30
22/23/24: Elevator Music: 17:49
25: Finale: 20:22
That short and incredibly unsatisfying end note is the cherry on this horrifyingly absurd genius sundae
This should have been sent up with the voyager spacecraft
Yes, it would certainly convince the aliens to finally put an end to the monstrosities that would dare to assault them psychically like this!
Imagine if the aliens love it and force us to make more
@@funnyWOMAB7048 all of humanity, it has been engineered by aliens, to produce this singular masterpiece. It's complexity is too great for us mere humans to understand, but to *them*, it's worth thousands of years of effort... lol
This should be on the golden record
*2x playback speed*
I imagine the soprano with a face filled with pure dread singing this and when the recording stops she literally goes: "you guys know that I just did this for the paycheck"
Nah, I bet she was having a blast.
Why else would you do it? Repentance?
Sure, a paycheck is great, but I'd honestly do this for free. I love singing and also chaos!!
I’m a classical soprano. This is my operatic dream role.
This needs a visual animation like fantasia. It would be shockingly good and entertaining.
fr this is my pink floyd "the wall"
This is the auditory equivalent of dying everywhere on the planet at the exact same time
Everywhere at the end of life
This is the true Third Impact.
@@AllisonGhost oh shit, I've seen your content before
@@grugg3108 😳❤️
@@AllisonGhost is this just but another node in the pipeline of the collaborative The Caretakers expanded universe?
The fact that I was enjoying even half-ironically some parts tells me that my taste in music is not the best. Either way, as ironic as it sounds, I loved every second of this.
I'd say your taste in music is pretty good, because this piece is really experimental and structurally complex, albeit REALLY chaotic and weird 😄 I myself enjoyed it quite a lot, actually.
I genuinely liked the first part of it. It sounded like what a liminal space feels like.
This sounds like SMiLE if Brian Wilson took molly, and I fucking love it
There were parts that reminded me of art music recitals at university that I really liked
And then right when I would get into it, it would make me want to rip my ears off again
I'm actually disappointed it didn't end with the entire ensemble shouting "AT WALMART"
That would be too satisfying an end for this piece of music, heh.
@@NashRespect Remember the harp at the beginning?
This is all a dream sequence.
@@normanclatcher nightmare*
@@GregoryMom fever dream*
@@granty3796 moldy marijuana induced bad trip*
the visual image of this song is such a fun one. for whatever reason i imagine the soprano as a bride running away from her wedding on a horse, finally she’s alone out on the home range for a moment of peace and quiet. she begins singing to herself. then she decides to switch it up a bit, hops off the horse and starts spitting absolute BARS. a childrens choir slowly appears in the background, backing her up. it becomes sort of like a pied piper situation except it’s her leading them in a parade. more and more people, including a full marching band, join the parade, and they keep marching, with the mentions of different holidays symbolizing the days, weeks, months that pass by. they do not know why they are still marching, but they continue for this is the only life they know. after marching for a while, the group gets a bit disillusioned. i imagine there begins to be a bit of infighting. the soprano gives an angry rant to the crowd, frustrated with what they have become. eventually, they decide to acknowledge their differences and unite together, conflicts and all, for their love of creating this absolute chaotic masterpiece of a song.
That’s beautiful 🥲🌅🐴
You have enchanted me with your words this whole comment and section is based
And yet no prog rock band managed to make a 20ish min song as diverse and concise at the same time as this. Kudos for the song no one wanted but we all deserved.
While more like a 40 minute album and not exactly prog rock (much more experimental), I'd say Miracle Musical came close with Hawaii Part II. Which isn't that close, per se, but still.
I'd argue Thick as a Brick is pretty solid, no pun intended. But you're probably right, yeah.
These people set out to make the most unbopinest song ever, little did they know they made the most bopinest song ever.
you should check out jack stauber's album Viator, it has sorta the same rough yet boppy vibe
@@ewangoodwin1127 yes, but do they have WALMART?
It must have Walmart or it's not worthy.
@@RaptorSnake i think the album mentions a store but idk if its walmart (its a long ass album)
@@ewangoodwin1127 Oh really? Haha. Well I don't even know what it is in the first place so. Is it a specific song that does?
I've never heard a song that makes me feel pain spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically before.
I love this
Honestly
I love that, since people seem to not like songs going on for too long, this song just keeps going on and on.
It's just like sitting through some bad community theatre production.
Be that as it may, I've listened to it three times in full and keep coming back for more.
You know you’re in trouble when the most discernible pitch is the wood block
Accordion Soloist- "Come on and jam"
Conductor- "AND WELCOME TO THE SLAM!"
*VERY* softly, though!
Tobymac
Had to call it, sorry
(Bill Wurtz voice)
“New shit just got made!”
bill wurtz would be proud
Emphasis on shit
*you could make a religion out of this*
Wurtz was 7 years old when this came out.
@@fishinspacey no don’t
Fun fact, in The Walking Dead, the director wanted this to be the song they torture Daryl with instead of "Easy Street", but that would've required playing the whole song within a 40 minute episode, and the director didn't want to lose viewership for putting the viewers through torture with Daryl.
This is such a great fun fact, thank you
That's really funny
Actual conversation I had with someone
“Can I play the worst song ever?”
“Yeah, sure.”
**song plays**
**soprano rap begins**
*”I changed my mind”*
Please note that I get annoyed at 15 second Spotify ads but I'm voluntarily listening to a 22 minute Walmart ad.
This is what advertising should be. Best laugh takes the customers
If you don't enjoy this you clearly don't appreciate avant-garde spaghetti western jazz rap
… and bagpipe slams (improvised but on cue)
The accordion solo at 13:00 was genuinely really good. Almost made me forget about the pain I was in.
It was a good pallette cleanser. You forgot all your cares and worries until 13:25 reminded you where you are.
@@garysimmons3362 Sounds like the final part of a king crimson song thou
This is the greatest Walmart commercial I’ve ever seen
This was so intentionally horrible that it was unintentionally a masterpiece
Fucking absolutely. Like the music equivalent of literary deconstructionism. You have to first know the musical principles in order to intentionally violate so many and create such a foul, ear-assailing piece. It is art AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.
The accordion solo with conductor cued slams DELIBERATLEY there to interrupt the accordion player killed me
That's the only one so far that's really catching me ofguardnvm the kids sang about veterans day
The accordion solo is genuinely beautiful idc what anyone says and I want it transcribed so desperately. (It's at 13:00)
Me too, and the end elevator music
Seriously it's like an oasis in a desert of chaos
This is some next-level fuckery. I am impressed.
professional industrial-grade shitpost
Expertly and largely quantified media content containting internet stratagem
sometimes you realize how good the soprano is
*Piccolo way up front, everyone else plays obnoxious drones on conductor cues* is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Like a year ago I happened upon this while pretty high, and the bagpipe/screaming section is probably the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire life. Permanent memory.
I never want to have a comforting thought again.
What's a comforting thought?
@@tundranone8366 a thought that comforts
Agreed
Your pfp is just... Horrifying...
@@stargazer31 it’s pingu brushing his teeth
i currently have a uti and constantly feel the need to piss but nothing comes out. this song is a great audio representation of that actually
That's an excellent and insightful analogy. It does indeed feel like that special unanswered yearning of a UTI. I hope your infection has now cleared up. Antibiotics can kill it, but they can never cleanse the memory of this song from the mind.
If they don’t play this at my funeral, then I ain’t dyin’.
I’m just imagining your distant family like:
👁👄👁
This comment makes this video 10x better 😂😂😂
This is like an ai generated image of a stroke, but in musical form.
You know what, I dig it.
The sudden soprano rap hits like a truck
I'd rather get hit by an actual truck
Why have I listened to this so many times. It’s so awful and yet I take 20 minutes out of my day to watch it so often
It’s like an abusive relationship, but for some reason I keep coming back
@@TadBaterbomb Me too- gosh, I don't feel so alone anymore. The first step to recovery is to admit that you have a "The Most Unwanted Song" problem.
Nope, I have the strongest feeling once will be more than sufficient for this guy! LOL
Me too...I can't stop haha
There's something legitimately poignant and moving about the end of the piece that I feel like you can really only get by listening to the entire thing. After 20 minutes of this journey through the bizarre, the cheesy, the dissonant, and the outright ridiculous and non-sensical, we end on this simple little tune that brings everyone together. It's like going through some sort of ordeal that causes strife between you and those around you, but you finally come together and make it work Maybe I'm just pretentious, but I just feel like you can find true beauty in just about anything. I feel like I could write a whole paper on this piece tbh
love to see that the scientifically calculated "most unwanted song" reads like an obscure vine/ yt shitpost compilation
I was holding it together so well and then she just had to scream "INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY" in my ear, I broke down into tears at that point.
This is the kind of shit I play when I get passed the aux cord
You and me both brother
This song is what throwing up, having a stroke, a heart attack, a migraine and hand sanitizer in multiple cuts at the same time in the parking lot of a Walmart at 6 pm feels like
Cuz you did all your shopping at Walmart
While being a 5 hour drive away from your house.
*.5x playback speed* burns my loins like a Casio...
You speak with so much conviction it can only come from experience, right?
Lol
I've had a stroke and you're absolutely right - except my stroke (which paralyzed my left arm and leg!). Wasn't nearly this horrible!!! Or funny! I cannot stop laughing! But otherwise, your description is perfect! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“WHO MURDERED ALL THE INNOCENT CHILDREN?! YOU DID! YOU YOU YOU!”
*/jaunty chorus starts*
I got an ad right there and it ruined it
Forcing myself to listen to all of this from begging to end to build character and strengthen my soul.
Update: character development was too harsh and I am now the main villain.
what if you played this on loop outside a random persons house for hours on end until they went insane
Wasn’t that the plot of the movie Say Anything?
You'd be arrested.
Imagine using this to torture war criminals
@@RoachCutscenes Worth it.
I'm not even done listening to this and I'm going mad