Swan Lake except it's hunting season.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 มิ.ย. 2024
- Swans were definitely harmed in the making of this video.
CLEAN VERSION: • Swan Lake except it's ...
Track 2 of Shitscores, Vol. 2: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/mag...
Original song: Swan Lake, Op 20: Act II, No. 14 (Moderato) by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
This shitscore was made using MuseScore 4 and Adobe Premiere Pro. You can download and experiment with it on MuseScore, although sometimes a subscription is required for downloading, which is beyond my control. Buuuut, I found a workaround: you can download it through this Google Drive I created!
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[0:00] Ah shit, here we go again.
[0:05] If you value your life, turn down your headphones.
[0:15] Music make you lose control
[0:21] Tchaikovsky's been real quiet since this one dropped.
[0:35] "erm ahctually, swans don't make duck noises🤓🤓🤓"
[0:39] I paid a whole $2 for these photos
[0:45] are these chapter titles actually funny i don't know
[0:52] I don't know why "it is" instead of "it's" is so funny to me
[0:59] g u n
[1:03] BRO IS ACTUALLY DEAD
[1:10] YES I MEANT TO SPELL COULD WRONG
[1:17] Literally the best joke of the video
[1:27] Oh no! Anyways.
[1:30] We're back to regular music destruction. Applaud please.
[1:49] I say, also not knowing how to count to 3
[1:54] she glissy on my string till i ando
[1:58] anyone remember those "elementary warm-up packet" videos?
[2:01] It is now the appropriate time to insult the brass section.
[2:11] ft. my sister the trumpeter
[2:15] The amount of spit has drowned another few swans
[2:19] The return of the stock footage
[2:23] I forgot to add the image but then realized it was funnier without it
[2:30] m̴̢̹̱̓̆y̶͓̗̎̓ ̷̺̻͐̀̐s̶̡͓͔̣̟͕̉̕̕͝p̶̳͙̰̱̟̀̾̆̓̋e̷̫̪̭̅͆̀͋͝a̶̦̼̳̹͌̈̊ķ̸͍̭̻̄͊̓̕e̷̝̝̐̍͌̓r̶̻͝s̵̳̟̠̹̮̕ͅ ̷͇̗̪͙͈̲̽̾́͊ȃ̵̭͋̾̀̓͠ȓ̵͓̪e̵̯̠̝̐͌̀̇̉̄̓͜ ̸̱̂̀̇̐͝i̵͍̞͇̩͛̈́͜ͅń̸̨̄̂͑̀ ̵̽̀̂͋͝p̸̜̘̞̑͝å̵̫̹̈̋́́̕͝i̵̖͙͎̭̙̽̃n̵̝̏͌
[2:36] LOUD CAN EQUAL FUNNY SOMETIMES
[2:46] The director has been shot. Continue playing.
[2:50] Getting shot isn't an excuse to skip practicing.
[3:00] I'm shaking and sobbing why did I make this
[3:05] g u n ' t
"Shitscores" are shitposts that take classical music and make horrible-sounding version. The genre was originally popularized by Parker Meek, and since then many creators have written shitscores of their own, but typically they only include a few instruments. I decided to put my own spin on it by orchestrating an entire full orchestra version of a shitscore with some extra video editing to polish it even more. "This is Halloween except it's terrifyingly horrible" was one of my first big hits. (Hopefully that's enough keywords for the algorithm lol)
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Wow, really? Your attention span is really so low that you had to scroll down into the comments before the video has even ended?? Woooooow, man. Truly impressive. Now get back up there and finish the video before coming back down here.
EDIT: For all of y'all coming here during the ads... get back up there anyways!! You're gonna get spoilers for this video if you come down here early, and I need this video to be the *maximum funny.* If you really can't handle 15 seconds might I suggest checking your texts or organizing the desk around you while you wait. 🤓
UHHH, C-COULDNT BE ME!
You caught me
nice
nuh uh
I wasn't in fullscreen so I saw the comment without scrolling down ._.
"the trumpets rested for 37 bars and forgot to breath" as a trumpet player i felt that
o h p h u c k
The bass clarinetist hidden in the back row: You only rested for 37 bars? I don't even have a part to play here, I get to write my own based on another instrument's piece.
Edit: are there a bunch of bass clarinetists that have been summoned or are there just a bunch of you guys who are given songs that don't have parts to play?
@@catherineevans9852 a bass clarinetist sits behind me in my band arrangement, and I swear they play their own piece of music just bcuz. fr tho
@@thatonedudethatplaysroblox3137 I've done that before because my band teacher never has any parts for me, if they sound like they're playing something else either they are or the piece they were given is shit or they have given up on life and have chosen to play whatever makes them feel happy :)
After 10 bars of silence I would lose count and forget where to come in.
Not only did the hunters kill all the swans (and the band for that matter), they did it with an artillery piece
They were supposed to show up for 1812 Overture but ended up at the wrong concert by accident
4 bore rifle?
ah, yes. the ks-23, otherwise known as the world's first shoulder-fired anti aircraft gun
@@ausmck56 Look up Kentucky ballistics and you will probably find what I actually mean. Its some 200lbs of felt recoil.
I like to think they showed up with a punt gun
as a ballet dancer i can totally see this as a spoof ballet. like, all dainty and dramatic female swans like in the real ballet but then theres the hunters and suddenly its just chaos
It starts out as a normal performance of Swan Lake, then when the first shot goes off one of the dancers drops on the spot XD
100% felt the same. I haven't been in ballet for years and I was still thinking "how do I stage this?" between gasping for air and howling with laughter.
@@acelibrarian PRECISELY
"Massacre at Swan Lake"
"Swan Lake: No Survivors"
"Swan Lake: Rothbart's Revenge"
@@emilyrln HAHAAA YES
2:30 Tchaikovsky's been real quiet since this one dropped 🥶🥶🥶🥶
I was waiting for a comment like this one :)
This just sounds like someone raging on some game like cod
@@MagicMason1000will you do a 1812 overture joke?
The hunters got him too 😔
Yes. He's not composing any more he's de...
Sorry I'll get my coat.
I like to imagine the trombone’s spit valve drowned another random swan somewhere, instead of it dying by a gunshot
I love this joke so much, would you mind if I replaced the chapter title joke at 2:15 with this instead because I absolutely love it
@@MagicMason1000 do it hell yeah
EEEUUUUWWWWW 🤢
Brass players put up with the grossest stuff! 🤓 (My beloved eldest sister has played french horn for, hmmm, about 70 years I think? I go to her community band concerts & still almost gag if I'm nearby when she does that)
As a trombone player I confirm
@@MagicMason1000 I thought that the “Just Lake” in the thumbnail meant the Just Dance version of Swan Lake
I never thought Swan Lake could be turned into a comedy but I've clearly been proven wrong! 🤣🤣🤣
By the way good job, you made me choke on my saliva again from laughter. 😂😂😂
As a dancer. It’s always a comedy. I’m now making notes to have my kids do this instead this year 😂
@@kaileyadams2712 tell them good luck playing Fortissississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississimo
2:30
@@kaileyadams2712I agree I'm a dancer and now I see Swan Lake different in a funny way 😅🌹🩰
This song has always been a comedy for me ever since I was a child 😂 this was a song I parodied with lyrics to annoy my mom. Lol
I like how the hunters are hunting swans with tank cannons.
That's Tchaikovsky's piece, all right. *flashback of 1812 overture
Well, Tchaikovsky said the cannon was a musical instrument. See the 1812 Overture.
Those are Punt boats.
They had it coming.
Punt guns.
That's not a key change. That's the sound of beethoven's aneurysm.
😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
this is tchaikovsky not beethoven
@@CaptainJonesBones It still caused Beethoven an aneurysm
Tchaikovsky's aneurysm... which actually caused Beethoven's aneurysm...
Too bad Beethoven can’t hear his own aneurism.
I’m sorry. I’ll see myself out.
the trumpet emptying the spit valve is so real
maybe that's because you are the one who recorded it 🤔
@@MagicMason1000 *vine boom*
@@MagicMason1000 perhaps 🤭
@@MagicMason1000plot twist
I really love how big you can make a single note, for literally no reason. Going that high is pointless
The bars can stretch. they can stretch really high
@@mikubrot imagine how big that piano would have to be
@@mikubrot Let's take a hairpin and stretch it to the next page.
Oh look, hairpin's busted.
@@scaryshit2488sibelius crashed
@@scaryshit2488 Cheese melts in the microwave, *the music melts in Sibellius.*
A beautiful performance of Juan Lake.
I don’t know if that was a typo or intentional but either way it was hilarious
Or the Allied invasion of Sicily.
You will never suspect the Sicilian.
1:01 you can tell this guy's actually really skilled with music, emulating a gunshot by using a wall of notes on a midi timpani is so creative oml
I also noticed that the note that shows what note(s) is/are playing gets shot offscreen when the gunshot noise plays
I fucking love the amount of anguish you can hear after the hunter's first strike. Fucking perfection, as always.
Yes the oboe carrying as the ducks and guns go off in the back
Ok anyways
*”NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT JERRY THE SWAAAANNNNNNNN YOU KILLED HIM HOW COULD YOUUUUUUU”*
-Trumpet
I felt _that_ amount of anguish😭
@@Laura-jo2hz
Would you like me to translate your comment for everyone else here? No? K then!
According to completely unscientific research and unsophisticated terminology, I've concluded that you have said an equivalent of:
*"Didn't ask."*
YES
Tchaikovsky would be proud to see someone managed to incorporate artillery as a musical instrument in his work
Well was the 1812 overture created before or after this one? That's got actual canons in it.
@@jamiefrontiera1671 Swan Lake was between 1875-76, 1812 Overture was 1880. According to the all-knowing Wikipedia.
"Guys I think the director is dead." 🤣This entire thing was hilarious.
“Who else is still alive?”
@@fluffybirb4455 "the trombones are no longer with us"
rest in piece(s) to the director and all who have fallen tonight, including jerry the swan. jerry, you were a special one.
Naming the swan, just made it more devastating. JERRY. No Jerry, No. 😭
*depression as I name my pets either Jerry, Jimothy, or bob*
REST IN PIECES 🤣🤣🤣 Omg that's hilarious 😂
And 90% of the band
Jerry came, too.
What if this is the revenge of "TRUMPETS WANT THE MELODY HERE AND NOW, WE'RE THE BEST BECAUSE WE ARE LOUD"?
ah yes, my favorite part of "this is horrible"
Ah Yes the oboe carrying as the trumpets, ducks and guns go off in the back
"Holy shit our eardrums are blown, now we can't hear the vibraphone" :)
@@purplebean7 I read that to the tune of the Enderman Rap Xylophone part.
Lmao
“Wait I missed one” LMAO THAT GOT ME
*g u n ‘ t*
*g u n ' t*
This is like the classical music equivalent of a Monty Python sketch and i love it
PYTHON?! Wh-wh-where?
Contesana Paduana?
its like the 1812 overture if the cannons were shelling the theatre instead of firing blanks
Ah, an idea for the next one!
This is my first time I showed my boyfriend to music sht posting with this video. He could not stop laughing after watching this video and you made his day. Thanks man
Edit: he was particularly loved how you wrote in a freaking gunshot
That's my goal! :)
And the gunshot was quite literally just a bunch of Timpanis getting hit at once. I actually had to turn it down quite a bit in my editing program because of how loud it was lol
Can we have the unedited version
Gunshot hits so loud, it bounced the note-tracker line right off the page...
Yes the oboe carrying as the ducks and guns go off in the back
@@pansirawit I'm not exactly sure what you mean by that, but if you look in the description I have a couple links to where you can download the MuseScore file yourself, or listen to it on MuseScore. It gets particularly loud on MuseScore's website since it uses the basic sounds and not the soundfonts that I used: musescore.com/user/29331269/scores/11124973
the band is the swans and the band director is the hunter, how realistic!
Such a lovely interpretation 🥰
(Now I can’t thinking of my band directors with a gun 💀)
Isn't this a full orchestra?😭
Didn’t the director get shot tho?
@@frostyvoid827 Friendly fire
1:46 Why the fuck does that absolute fir tree of a note actually sound strangely beautiful. Like a "you got healed" sound effect for a PS1 game.
ikr?! It's gorgeous! Probably the instrument it's being played on. Mash that on a keyboard and I bet it wouldn't be so chill.
"absolute fir tree of a note" is somehow even funnier to me than the entire video
1:17
Now it's just the lake
the lake
the lake
The lake without swan
The swanless lake. The lake of no current notable waterfowl presence. The lake _sans_ swan. The [pregnant pause] lake. The lake that used to have swans, _Kenneth_. That lake?
Putting trumpet in F is the most devious part of this score
F for the trumpet player...
and the trumpet died with him
Reminds me of showing my friends in high school how to use a General MIDI sequencer and how we all, independently of each other, used those huge slams on the "gunshot" instrument in our songs.
truly me
And they say there's no new masterpieces being created in this era
the jerry the swan part genuinely made me laugh out loud, well done lmao
>:0
Duck season? Wabbit Season? NOPE! It’s Swan season.
In all seriousness I love these videos so much, as they have such a comedic factor to them that makes so much laughs come out of me. XD
*1:03* *[Serious spoilers for the 10th episode of this phenomenal musical series]* The moment when the hunters kill Jerry the Swan with their gun absolutely heartbreaking and genuinely made me cry like no other piece of media ever has. Man this series has such godlike writing! Jerry the Swan was an absolutely amazing character and beloved by many including me, and his death scene is equally brutal, horrifying and heartbreaking at the same time. He didn't have to die 😭
Uh, yeah. He really had to die. All those bullet wounds you know...
it's been a while since something has made me genuinely sob from laughter - thanks for this, a true masterpiece
Honestly the instruments that contributed most was the Stock photo subscription, the hunters, and the new lake made by that one trumpet.
✨️now it's just "lake" 😭✨️
^ the best part of the video
I've rewatched this video so many times because it makes me cry with laughter every single time. But this is my first time actually seeing the chapter titles and yo OP you are BRILLIANT it's even funnier now
This was too gruesome for me. I will have nightmares tonight 🫣
Very well done 👍
The unbelievably overblown/over compressed audio is perfection
2:06 can confirm this is what emptying a spit valve is like
Ew-
One more reason I play the flute
@@emmagillis4669at least we have 3 buttons and not like 5 buttons on our instruments
I can agree with this conformation
When it said “the audience is crying,” I really was
Crying with laughter 😂
I should ask my band teacher if we could play this at our next concert
My classic-filled cultured childhood was destroyed... You officially murdered me together with the swans.
This is 1000x more fuking dramatic & tragic than the entire fuking Netflix.
I swear this has no right being as hilarious as it is 🤣
2:36 swan-less lake on the Somme
This describes well the moments of russian history during which the swan lake was broadcast on tv.
This has to be the best one yet, the spit valve part was just immaculate
0:21 anyone else laugh at that for 45 minutes?
Nobody
not one single sh-tposter out there
The one hunter who didn't get a shot: 3:05
0:34 Me getting killed by 7273737 ducks in dark deception
NOOO LOL
@@UmaHoward Haha yeah
o o f
The best part of any sheetmusic gone wrong is the literal note-keysmash. Just put enough on there to overload the sound system
Perfect spot for that gliss on 2:20
man idk what i was expecting but the key signature changes at 1:30 hurt my whole soul that was horrible 💀 (it was great thank you)
Would love to see this played live ❤
I wouldn't because of the spit valve
@@Ambipie splash zone upfront
not including the manslaughter, right?
@@MS-qx9uw well we have to try it with and without to see which ones better
Yes, me too! 🤓
(As long as the "spit zone" is clearly marked beforehand, & earplugs are available for audience members with tender stomachs 😏)
0:44 i cannot get over Db C# Bx
2:20 to 2:40 actually sounds very dramatic, I wish that part was in the actual piece❤
the first seconds before the beat drop are in the piece
This is probably the first piece made for a massacre scene that includes the gunshots in the music
2:54 as a trombone player, I felt this
The chaos was off the charts in this one. Well done!
This was hilarious! I admire your twisted sense of humor and will forever duck when i hear the opening strains of "Swan Lake" just in case!😂😂
As a trumpet player, I can confirm that happens every time I try to empty my spit valve.
I never would've thought that someone transcribed all of my band practices from when i was 10 and turn it into a music channel,
Thank you for the nostalgia... now where did I put my clarinet
The "coudl" triggers me so much-
I laughed my butt off tho- mostly with the waterfall
I swear, it couldve ended at "now its just lake" and that wouldve been enough. But nooooooooo, you had to push it a little further and make me wheeze in laughter!! 😂😂😂
2:52 Good place to replace French Horns with French Hens?
Excellent video.
I like how you put duck sound in horn section 😂😂😂😂
actually tried listening on the music score itself, my speakers were literally screaming ten times louder that the video itself and i screamed. well done cant wait for your next work XD
Please please please keep doing the chapter titles, i love them every time! Keep up the incredible work!
There's a piece by Rautavaara that actually uses birdsong (including migrating geese lol) for anyone who's interested! It's called Cantus Arcticus and it's really beautiful :)
Cool, thanks for this!
If anyone's interested, this version is the Leipzig Radio Symphony Orchestra conducted by Max Pommer:
th-cam.com/video/TO3YRZWLvQo/w-d-xo.html
2:59 why did this suddenly turn into an apocalyptic dystopia 😭
This, my friends, is art.
That’s one of the best French Horn sounds I’ve ever heard from a software, wow.
Also, this… ”remake” is amazing :D
This feels like a spiritual return of Parker Meek and y'know I am 110% down with this
Edit: 1:58 YES THOSE YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKIGN ABOUT
‘The audience WAS crying’ that brought tears to my eyes!
Swan Lake but swans are actually terrifying in reality
the microtonal music at 1:41 😭😭😭😭
christ, i still can’t watch one of these without my face hurting. you make masterpieces here.
1:02 "NOOOOOOO JERRY THE SWAN" really touched me
R.I.P
Jerry the Swan
"quack"
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Correction: 37 likes.
@@AWizardAndaMouse3432 41*
@@_Dayspace_ *42
I love the chapter titles oh my god 😂 and the gunshots! And the story! It's amazing
0:30 XD That sound
bro this isn't hunting season, it's an extinction event
1:02 i love the loud part (ignoring all the parts where the swan got killed) this sounds fricking amazing 😢
I have been listening this lying on my back and now I have tears in my ears
These videos are truly a blessing to my chaotic fueled mind
laughed so hard at 2:13 lol
why was this so intense?
I was really emotionaly invested
The sound of the emptying spit valve is amazing.
Hilarious. One of your best ones. Love the duck sound effects.
As a former trombone player, the spit valve bit brought back some…interesting memories. Incredible work lmao
Omg I have to remember not to watch this in bed I'm seriously shaking trying not to laugh. Well done, fantastic edit!
RIP my headphones... and eardrums. Worth it.
As a trombone player, your jabs at the trumpets were way too accurate.
I was laughing so hard, I had to pause at "the director is dead" and catch my breath. My diaphragm hurts now. I think you discovered a new exercise for breath control, Mason.
0:39 was all it took to earn my subscription
unironically this is absolutely incredible work. i cant stop smiling
I had tears rolling down my face ... absolutely brilliant! Thank you for my belly ache!!
I love the swans are quacking and the ducks are honking
EPIC STORYTELLING ASKDFJAKSDFJASDF
I was laughing so hard that I kept having to pause to wipe the tears away 😂!
2:30
this is probably the funniest music score related thing i've ever had the pleasure of both seeing and hearing.
This randomly came across my front page and I’m not upset. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Swan Lake is a masterpiece and this has only made it even greater.
Omg I haven’t laughed so hard in like a year. It is 3 am which contributes to my confusion and continuously deteriorating brain cells but even so holy hell that was good 😂
And yes I went to the comments before finishing
Wow that is beautiful, deserves like x100 more views :D
No x9999999999999999999999999999999999
High school choir director here! Just played this for my students after our music history final and we had a grand time. "I wanna see this in concert!" - one of them.
I always enjoy hearing stories of my videos getting played in classes haha
Hope I provided a good end to the year :)
“Thoughts and prayers for Tchaikovsky….”